Sadly, No!

Ben Shapiro says he’ll be boycotting the Oscars this year. I’m sure Hollywood is distraught. Why I’m skipping the Oscars this year Jan 13, 2006 by Ben Shapiro Every year since I was old enough to stay up late, I’ve watched the Academy Awards. In other words, he’s been watching the Oscars since last year.

In one corner, the indefatigable Ben Shapiro: “I’m Ben Shapiro.” The “chickenhawk” argument is dishonest. It is dishonest because the principle of republicanism is based on freedom of choice about behavior (as long as that behavior is legal) as well as freedom of speech about political issues. In the other corner, the indefatigable Ben Shapiro: […]

Ben Shapiro spends most of Porn Generation angrily chastising his fellow Americans for being licentious, disease-ridden skanks. In Ben’s world, young people are all degenerates who watch porno and have premarital sex. Teachers are perverts for teaching kids about condoms. TV stars are corrupt miscreants who make their living off of mocking traditional morality. And […]

Ben Shapiro, like Jonah Goldberg (Alaska) and John Tierney (Mars), has gone out of town this week and wants to tell you about his adventures. I’m a city boy, born and bred. I’ve lived in Los Angeles and Cambridge, Mass. Even though my parents are native Midwesterners (Chicago), the closest I’ve ever come to country […]

As I mentioned earlier, Doug Giles had Ben Shapiro on his Clash Radio program last night to talk about Ben’s latest book, Porn Generation: How Liberals are Trying to Force Me to Have Sex Against My Will. Hearing two intellectual titans like Giles and Shapiro discuss pornography is like listening to Shakespeare and Michelangelo debate […]

The Virgin Ben takes a decidedly fascist turn in his latest column. If he keeps it up, I’m gonna start calling him the TaliBen: The American Civil Liberties Union focuses far more on preventing effective law enforcement than on protecting American lives. Its incessant complaints about the treatment of Guantanamo Bay detainees has undermined the […]

Ben Shapiro offers the following: I don’t think it’s right to comment on the burgeoning John Kerry sex scandal until all the facts are out. […] Assuming Kerry did this, I don’t think it will hurt him very much. Republicans must be careful not to overplay their hand on this issue, and let it detract […]

Professional Virgin Ben Shapiro (?, TBOGG Industries) wants you to know that blacks hate Howard Dean. Even Dean’s former college roommate does: For Howard Dean, blacks and browns are interesting to watch as a social experiment. Literally. In college, he specifically requested a black roommate, wanting to learn what black people were. His roommate, Don […]

Apparently this image is destroying the world… Good to know. Ben “The Loneliest Virgin You Will Ever Know” Shapiro, Andrew Breitbart is still Dead.com: Children’s Network Launches Transsexual Superhero Show Sonuvabitch! Do you have any idea how many back alley blowjobs and secret cabal meetings went into this project to turn kids trans* by exposing […]

Shorter Ben Shapiro a/k/a America’s Worst Unemployed Lawyer, Clown Hall The Death of American Religion Atheism is theft. Oh, ye of little faith in the Shorter, read this and weep: Where the religious believer understands that it is immoral to deprive someone else of their property by force, even when such stealing is given legal […]