The always craptacular World O’Crap reveals that Bill O’Reilly, using the powers of analysis given only to Fox News employees, totally figured out the Democratic master plan for the 2004 election:

Damn Democrats, trying to get people to vote against the Republicans. And using celebrities and money to do it! How much lower could they sink! Thank God we have Bill O’Reilly looking out for us, alerting us to this kind of conspiracy!

What can we add besides hoping Governor Arnold Schwarznegger is aware of this evil plot? We’re quite sure he wouldn’t stand for the evil that is the use of celebrities and money to attract votes. Watching O’Reilly set his keen mind on the issues facing the US we are reminded of this scene in The Princess Bride:

VIZZINI: I’m afraid so — I can’t compete with you physically. And you’re no match for my brains.
MAN IN BLACK: You’re that smart?
VIZZINI: Let me put it this way: have you ever heard of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates?
MAN IN BLACK: Yes.
VIZZINI: Morons.