Maybe Lambert & Crew Can Answer Me This …

I think I pissed off Lambert and the Corrente crowd over the Ramengate post. I’m pretty sure I made my new pal Shystee uncomfortable. For that I apologize – it’s just that all the stuff about Obama supporters being the ‘creative class’ and ‘Obama fan boys’ and ‘elitists’ who don’t care about poor people started getting under my skin. Plus Lambert’s whole re-enactment of the Four Yorkshiremen sketch was funny to me. And the latte-sipping insults were very much an outing into wingnut territory.

I also want to thank Leah and Shystee for sticking up for S,N! over at Corrente. I tried to register to comment over there, but it didn’t take.

I do support Obama, as I’ve said before. Just not very zealously — I would very-very-with-a-grin-on-my-face-happy-happy-fun-time pull the lever for Clinton if she gets the nomination. As I’ve also said before. I literally made my choice for Obama on the morning of the California primary. Not because I’m an out-of-touch idiot who didn’t do his homework, although I am often that. Rather, it was because I liked both of them enough against the Rethugs in the general election that I couldn’t pick between them. Also, I had a good friend who I knew was voting for Hillary, so I figured I’d toss my vote Barack’s way to even things out.

Amazingly, my opinion back then hasn’t really changed much. I like Obama’s chances against McCain a little better, but I think both could clean the floor with him. I would be happy to have either as president.

This blog, unlike Corrente, has not been particularly fervent in its partisanship for either candidate, although my guess is the majority of the regular posters support Obama. I actually don’t know who Clif or Jillian or Travis endorses. Seb supports the Oktoberfest Party for all I know. HTML Mencken could be writing in Gore Vidal. Sadly, No! Research Labs is for a straight falsifiability ticket, barring the unlikely appearance on the national scene of a strong anti-kerning crusader. The point being, primary stumping is not precisely our preferred wicket in these parts, though comment threads do tilt very strongly, almost exclusively to Obama.

We have two very strong candidates to end the nightmare of the Bush years. And that makes me happy. At the same time, I have no illusions that either Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton is a particularly progressive candidate. I’m not such a naif that I think most of the policies I would prefer under either of them wouldn’t get watered down and centrist-ized to the point where I would grumble and moan and start attacking them from the left. I have no doubt, for instance, that either Obama or Clinton would find some way to drag us into a new war. It’s what American presidents do and it ain’t gonna change. Their main advantage over McCain is that he would drag us into two wars.

As HTML Mencken says, ‘both candidates are corporate whores.’ That’s just the facts. On the other hand, I’m getting too old and tired, and I’ve been around the election block enough times, to really put a whole lot of energy into trumpeting that depressing reality to the high heavens anymore. We’re getting a centrist who tacks to the right as our presidential nominee. It’s just the way this country works. The progressive, game-changing stuff will trickle up to the political class from the grassroots, not the other way around. I no longer think that’s as terrible a thing as I used to, because the stuff worth doing gets means-tested at the local level, in the neighborhoods and towns and cities, weeding out the crap and bringing the cream to the national theater. It could be worse. We could live under the Burmese junta.

The other point worth noting is that the Dems may give us a centrist waffler, but the GOP will give us an insane person with one hand on the lever to the bomb bay doors and the other jamming the maxed-out credit card of our national debt into Corporate America slots that give worse odds than an arcade claw machine and charge a thousand-point vig.

There are areas where I think Clinton and Obama have advantages over the other. I like Hillary’s health care plan. I like Barack’s pledge of $10 billion a year for five years to bring the health care information systems and records in line with existing standards. I like Hillary’s plans to expand National Science Foundation funding and grants. I like Barack’s commitment to network neutrality and ideas for transparent government. I like Hillary’s toughness and practical nature. I like Barack’s charisma and ability to bring new voters into the process. I like Clinton’s experience and I like Obama’s freshness.

It’s like an old politician once asked me, ‘Why do I have to pick between the Israelis and the Palestinians? I like them both. I want them both to have peace.’

I want peace, or a relative facsimile thereof, for our country. I want a competent technocrat as president who will appoint Roe-supporting justices, fill the bureaucracy with competent people who never had Bob Jones University as their first, second, third or 10,000th college choice, who will not shit on the Constitution too runnily or gather Straussians in underground star chambers to trade the latest torture porn hot off the presses. Obama and Clinton are our sole shots at that.

Have Obama and his supporters fucked up and been nasty and divisive and shitty at times? Yeah. So has she and so have hers. Both deserve to be raked over the coals when they sling Rovian mud at each other or blatantly and unconstructively break the 11th commandment or fling race and gender cards around or talk about obliterating Iran or invading Pakistan.

But here’s what I don’t get and maybe Lambert et. al. can help me out. On the one hand, you guys notice every wart on Obama’s face, which, again, is perfectly fine. And yet you are stunningly blind to any on Hillary’s. And really, they’re not hard to miss.

It’s like you project the entire long history of progressive discontent with centrist, party hack Democrats onto Barack Obama, again, fine, but then you turn around and somehow project Dennis Kucinich onto your own candidate. Who is Hillary Clinton. I repeat, Hillary-fucking-Clinton. Who is a real person, with a real legislative record, not some doll you can put overalls on and call Working Class Hero Hills! Now with Gas Tax Holiday Grip!

So I have to ask: why are you doing this? And really, I want to know, because it looks very much like Obama is going to be the nominee and I hope you all come home to support him. Or to turn things out and attempt to be a little more gracious, what do Obama and his supporters need to do today to get you into this car?

UPDATE: I’m glad I got most of the above stuff off my chest. But I also think my apology to Lambert and Corrente will be read as more than a little back-handed, and they’d be right. It’s hard to completely unsnark oneself. But I really do want to mend fences and I want to be clearer about this, so I’ll just ask: What is it about Barack Obama that is such a deal-breaker for so many of you? I honestly want to know, because I just don’t get it.


Clif adds: For the record, I am for the candidate that has the best chance of beating St. Bar-BQ. At times the polls have given that edge to Hillary; at times, to Obama. One thing, however, is certain: I will be voting for the Democratic nominee in the November elections. I have, it seems, posted more things here ridiculing attacks on Obama than on Clinton, but that is only because Obama seems to have the wingnut-o-sphere so exercised that every time you turn around somebody is saying something preposterous about Obama. It’s hard not to take a hit on that “comedy crack” pipe as somebody said over at Corrente.

 

Comments: 2182

 
 
 

I can’t believe this! You are denying Obama’s divinity right here in his temple!

Ooh, I am going to burn so much incense at you…

 
Homosexuals are aids monkeys
 

D. Aristophanes, if you think either Clinton or Obama are “centrists” than you’ve been off your meds for too long my friend.

 
Homosexuals are aids monkeys
 

You know nothing of economics or political science you dumbfuck. Everything you have said about the economy is bullshit as is your assesment of where Obama and Clinton stand on the political spectrum. A centrist is one who is in the middleground “hence CENTRIST” between Conservatism and leftism. Not marxists who want to redistribute wealth and expand state power. You like most other people on this blog are fucking clueless.

 
 

Just so very well said, D.

If I may call you D., that is. I don’t mean to presume.

 
 

I don’t think we need to worry too much. Other than people who are into this Limbaugh ‘chaos theory’ BS, I really doubt that there are that many Clinton supporters or Obama supporters that are going to vote for McCain if their candidate doesn’t make it through the primaries.

Seriously, for what? Spite? That makes sense: I wanted Hillary, but Obama won, so now I’m going to vote for the craziest, most senile, war-mongering, right-wing motherfucker I can find, just to PISS YOU OFF! I don’t think there are that many people willing to destroy everything they stand for just because they want revenge any way they can get it. (Clear-thinking people, anyway.)

My wife & I have been big Hillary fans since we first heard of her, defended her to everyone, supported her, and backed her campaign at first. But, she lost us, which is amazing. Still, as you said, if she is the nominee I will gladly vote for her without a second thought, and I bet most Hillary supporters feel the same way about Obama — regardless of what MSNBC’s polling says.

 
 

Why would you follow your own post, which ends with the salutation “my friend”, with one that contains the insult “you dumbfuck”? Tourettes? Limited frontal lobe activity? Conservatism?

Just curious.

 
 

Four Yorkshiremen sketch

We dreamt of living in corridor!

So awesome….

 
 

Fighting on means never having to admit you were wrong. Ask the President ’bout that.

It’s been a long and divisive fight. Some people went into this without an exit strategy, and it looks like they are going to stay out fighting long after the outcome got decided.

 
 

Why would you follow your own post, which ends with the salutation “my friend”, with one that contains the insult “you dumbfuck”?

Because he’s John McCain?

 
 

Something I’ve always wanted to say:

Weiner for the Win!

 
 

This must be that post-wrapping-up-the-nomination-reconciliation I keep hearing about. Well done.

 
 

DA, I think I know exactly where you’re coming from, because when this whole thing started you could have put “Obama” and “Clinton” in a hat and whichever name you pulled out would have been fine with me. I liked Dodd best, but I knew he had no chance. Anybody but McCain has been my guiding principle from the start of this election, although admittedly the rest of the Republican field was pretty distasteful too.

And I’ve seen Obama’s warts. I used to drive my wife, a huge Obama fan, crazy, because I just couldn’t get all that enthusiastic about him. I didn’t like his conciliation-above-all rhetoric, he wasn’t liberal enough for my taste, and I didn’t like the fact that he won’t occasionally get down in the policy weeds and demonstrate a sharp grasp of the details. All those things are still there and still bother me, but no candidate is perfect. Then Clinton fell behind, and the attacks started. Obama can’t win. Obama isn’t as qualified for the office as McCain. Obama isn’t a Muslim “as far as I know.” Obama is an elitist snob who looks down on the rest of us on account of his fancy-pants book-learnin’. Liberals hate regyuler folks and are destroying the party. Ignorance is strength. And so on, to the point now where I don’t think there’s a right-wing meme about liberals that she hasn’t embraced and french-kissed at some point over the past month. And given that my goal here has been Anybody but McCain, it’s kind of distressing to me when the second-place Democrat is going McCain’s heavy lifting for him against the first place Democrat. So I became an Obama supporter.

Now he’s the nominee. Complain if you want but this primary is over. Threaten to go vote for Ralph Nader; hell, go vote for him, or for McCain, or just stay home. President-elect McCain thanks you for your support. The thousands of soldiers who are going to die for President-elect McCain over the next four years, the thousands more who are going to be seriously wounded and/or watch their standard of living continue to plummet to unacceptably poor levels might not thank you so much. Ditto for the poor saps who are going to get themselves waterboarded over the next four years at whatever gulag we pick to replace Gitmo. The working class folks who aren’t going to see a dime of economic relief for the next four years won’t like it, but the mega-rich folks who are about to see their precious Bush tax cuts made permanent will be sure to put you on their Christmas card lists. And when Stevens and Ginsburg retire or otherwise leave the bench, I’m sure you’ll all be satisfied with whomever President-elect McCain will appoint to replace them.

The best part is, this is all because a sizable minority on the left and left-center would rather lose than risk electing a candidate who is not absolutely 100% undeniably and incontrovertibly perfect in every way, shape, and form. Of course, those people on the left and left-center can’t agree on what the perfect candidate would look like, so that’s a lost cause from the start. But still, better a thousand years of Republican rule than four years of a Democrat who might not be everything we want despite the fact that he’s light-years better than the Republican alternative.

So hey, Talkleft and Corrente and the rest can keep directing their most vitriolic attacks at the Democratic nominee if they want; there’s certainly no reason they have to stop. But let’s not pretend we’re helping anybody other than McCain, OK?

 
 

ARGH, “doing,” not “going.”

I feel shame.

 
 

Who could have believed the MSM would do its utmost to pit two semi-centrist self-righteous narcissist assholes against one another long enough to generate some serious ratings and for the general public to forget Neanderthal Conservative McSame’s seeming infinite series of politically expedient policy reversals?

It’s not like elections and war drive ratings or anything.

 
 

First, Any one who wants to criticize the “creative class” ought not to blog about it. Put the message out on matchbook covers or on the back of grocery receipt paper – the ones with with all those coupons.

We have two politicians fighting for the nomination. Flames erupt when either side pretends they’re something more, or need to be more to matter.

The worse of our *initial* choices when this primary began is better than the best the GOP had to offer. Something is working.

 
 

I’m just getting really sick of hearing about elitism, which has somehow been defined as drinking OJ and thinking that $30 is not much money. The fact that these accusations of elitism always come from the well-fed, if not the outright rich, does nothing to improve my mood.

Seriously, if you’ve spent a month barely surviving on spaghetti (without sauce) by selling your plasma, then I’ll listen to you tell me what’s elitist. Otherwise, shut your fat fucking mouth.

It’s insulting to be told that I’m an elitist because I’m unimpressed by the possibility that Clinton might save me $30 if she gets her bill passed and I spend a couple thousand on gas and the planets align. People who are so broke that $30 is the difference between eating and starving need more help than thirty fucking dollars. I’m an elitist because I notice that? Fuck you.

 
 

Wow. A mature blog post on the Clinton-Obama slugfest. I feel like I’ve just seen a black rhino or Tasmanian wolf. Kudos. Or is it elitist to use that word? Okay, sorry. Thumb’s up.

 
 

Hey, Haam,

You got anything a little more convincing than that? Something with a semblance of coherency or civility or common sense or honesty or decency?

No?

Well, I guess you don’t need any of that when all you want to do is repeat the conservative media talking points over and over.

“Obama is unelectable.”

“Obama is unelectable.”

“Obama is unelectable.”

It just gets truer and truer! I bet you’re all tingly just hearing the growth of its trueness.

 
 

I can’t disagree with anything you said, which makes me mad.

What say you, Jonah?

 
 

If this gas tax thing actually becomes real, I’m not waiting to accumulate $30 – I’m spending my newfound wealth as it happens, 18 cents at a time.

 
 

Maybe the federal government can make a deal with Maruchan. One free ramen packet with every gallon of gas! Choose between beef or chicken flavor; nothing elitist like mushroom or shrimp.

 
 

Joe wrote: “First, Any one who wants to criticize the “creative class” ought not to blog about it.”

And has no right to complain when ‘difficulties ensue’ the next time they seek a new site design.

 
 

You know, I really wish we had a proportional/parliamentary system in this country sometimes. Just so that assholes like Haam could see what a real leftist or Marxist looks like. And so that the 2% of asshole fascists could have their Asshole Fascist party and have 2% of the votes, and not hijack a whole fucking party.
Accusing Obama or Clinton of being far left is just ridiculous. Shit, I liked Gravel, but more realistically, Dodd. Then Edwards. Finally, in California I voted for Obama. I’ve got misgivings, but I liked the idea of getting someone in who at least looked different and wasn’t the wife or the son of a former president.
Democracy truly has yet to take hold in the USA.

 
 

What is it about Barack Obama that is such a deal-breaker for so many of you?

This is a really good question.

Please try not to phrase your answer as a conservative talking point.

 
 

And may I say – GODDAMMIT – I’ve been reduced to drinking fucking BOXED WINE fer Crissake!

This is a goddamn travesty – And I’m better off than a lotta people out here.

 
 

Homosexuals are aids monkeys said,

May 8, 2008 at 6:43

Oink, oink, oink, squeee-EEEEEEEE! oink

Waiter? Could I have another troll? This one’s only half-baked…

 
 

Just so that assholes like Haam could see what a real leftist or Marxist looks like.

To steal my own line, Haam wouldn’t know a Marxist if one rammed a red flag up his ass while bellowing “Arise, ye prisoners of starvation” at the top of their lungs…

 
 

right – the discourse in this country has been shifted so far to the right that fucking anybody to the left of … ahh fuckit – HTML’s covered that many times.

Free Mumia.. whatever.

 
 

actually – Fuck Mumia – he probably did kill that cop.

Leonard Peltier on the other hand….he might have a case.

 
 

really 30 bucks? I still have a hard time grasping that there exist people somewhere who will absolutely die unless we rush to save them 30 fucking bucks. I mean, if that’s really the case than it’s gonna inevitably happen anyway so why should the rest of us fuck ourselves over just to keep them floating for another two months?

On a side note, are these same people bitching about immigrants doing their jobs for less. Because, really, if 30 bucks a month is life and death you should damn well love the opportunity to make 2 bucks a day for 10 hours hard labor.

 
 

“Creative”. Now there’s a character flaw if I’ve ever heard one.

 
 

Oh man- like the comedian Doug Stanhope (sp?) said – If you’re complaining that an illiterate peasant with no shoes stole your job – You’re such a loser that you should be fucking too ashamed and embarrassed to tell anyone – much less get all vocal about it.

 
 

Oh and how about the last debate, where the man of the people Charlie Gibson tried to corner that “elitist” Obama on raising taxes on the hard working middle class families that made between $200,000 and $250,000 a year?

 
 

Chucky Gibson is a bit of a hack, but really he was talking about college professors, who make a shitload more money than they want you to think they do. Hell even a community college part timer with years of experience and a PHD will make 80k a year, so 80k * 2 = 160k, not that far off.

 
 

“What is it about Barack Obama that is such a deal-breaker for so many of you?”

Ah, young grasshopper – there really are no answers; only more questions.

Who ordered spring rolls?

 
 

I just want to know how this person’s supporters can seriously attack the “creative class.” How in the tank can you get?

 
 

I believe the line is “starvlings from your slumber, arise ye criminals of want.”

So said my communist chinese friend in high school anyway.

 
 

I’m still mad at everyone for not writing in Gus Hall. Sellouts.

 
Johnny Coelacanth
 

Perhaps this is projecting my own miserable, institutionalized racism on Hillary supporters, but I imagine (and strictly just imagine, no proof) that the problem with Obama is that he’s Teh Black. “Of course, I don’t have a problem with it,” they would say “but there’s just no way that millions of blue collar white people are going to vote for him.” Hence, the post-vote emphasis on Hillary getting the white vote in North Carolina.

Even if I am close to the truth, I further imagine your average, Caucasian, Clinton supporter would never, ever, ever say that in public.

 
Incontinentia Buttocks
 

Hell even a community college part timer with years of experience and a PHD will make 80k a year, so 80k * 2 = 160k, not that far off.

Not that I probably have to say this but: Bullshit.

I’m a full-time, tenured faculty member with an Ivy League PhD and a decade of experience teaching at a flagship state research university. And I don’t earn 80k a year, and almost certainly won’t anytime in the foreseeable future.

 
 

nice post, DA. At the risk of undoing your good work, much nicer than deserved.

 
 

oh and you beat me to it, IB. Total bullshit.

 
 

Are you suggesting that there are people in the world who, in talking about the salary of a college professor, would just simply pull numbers out of their butts?

 
 

You owed lambert no apology. You were spot on in your first post (and the follow-up), and he knows better than to think that you’re mocking the poor. Unfortunately, the primary has driven him to play the victim early and often. I’m hoping that when the nominee is determined, corrente will return to its regularly scheduled programming.

98% likely that Obama gets the nomination, and Hillary will endorse him immediately. Hopefully that helps salve the wounds of disappointed Hillary fans.

Me? I voted for Edwards.

GODDAMMIT YOU GUYS ALL SUCK EDWARDS WAS THE BEST AND HILLARYBOTS AND OBAMABOYZ ALL SUCK YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE THEY ARE SUCH PHONIES ONLY EDWARDS REALLY CARES ABOUT PROGRESSIVE POLITICS SO I’M GONNA VOTE FOR MCCAIN JUST TO SPITE YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY.

Useful, huh?

 
 

Hi everyone, and let me briefly derail the conversation once again by thanking y’all for the messages of sympathy. I think I’ll have to head down to the animal shelter sometime soon, because Luschka has turned into a limpet – at the moment she’s resting comfortably on one arm (mine) on the desk, while I try to type with the other.

Oh and Smut, Abbys in general are loving and well-adjusted animals: you went wrong by naming her after a flibbertigibbet, and she had to live down to your expectations. Qetesh, on the other hand, was named after an Egyptian goddess, and was suitably regal/godly/good with sand.

I had named the Burmese Luschka because a friend told me it was the pet name that Vita Sackville-West used for her lover, Violet. Imagine my surprise on discovering this information: Google is no longer my friend. At least Lushy doesn’t act like a bile duct, ancillary or otherwise.

I feel like I’ve just seen a black rhino or Tasmanian wolf.

Then you’ll be an orphan on that one, friend, because there ain’t never been no sich animal as a Tasmanian wolf. Tasmanian tiger, yes, but I’ve never heard of the Tasmanian wolf.

Ack, but wait: this Wikipedia page refers to both names for the graceful (and, sadly, extinct) Thylacine. Well, we live and learn.

 
 

Plenty of deal-breakers.

-Obama did not walk out of Reverend Wright’s sermons.
-In 2000, an untested Republican candidate promised change and the American people got shafted.
-He can’t win real people.
-He’s offering false hope.
-He gave a speech on the Iraq war, even though actions speak louder than words.
-We don’t want change you can Xerox.
-He’s run a campaign right out of Karl Rove’s playbook.
-He’s trying to disenfranchise Florida and Michigan.
-Obama is not a Muslim, as far as we know.
-He’s an elitist.
-He opposes a gas tax holiday, like economists who don’t care about the interests of ordinary american.
-He can’t win big states.
-The mainstream media is against Hillary Clinton.
-He doesn’t have the experience to answer the White House phone at 3am.
-He can’t stand the heat and should get out of the kitchen.
-There might be an October surprise with Obama.
-He’s won’t be ready from Day One.

Shame on you, Barack Obama! Who do you think has what it takes?

-Park Menn

 
 

Haam wouldn’t didn’t know a Marxist if when one rammed a red flag up his ass while bellowing “Arise, ye prisoners of starvation” at the top of their lungs…

fixed.

 
 

The nomination was Clinton’s birthright and Obama stole it. And I’m not being snarky. Just expressing the disgust I’ve felt over the last few weeks as Clinton’s supporters have become more vocal and more desperate. He “stole” the nomination; he “played the race card” by – I guess – being African-American; he’s a “frat boy” and “born to privilege” (my personal favorite – a mixed race kid raised by a single mother – now that’s what I call privilege!)
Seriously DA, you’re missing the point. There is no legitimate argument against Obama. He’s slightly more centrist on domestic issues but far less hawkish then AMUF/blast Iran into the stone-age Clinton yet turn to any pro Clinton blog or comment and see if it isn’t described as if not the beast, at least the neighbor of the beast. And you’re asking for rational, reasoned opinion. From Lambert??? Don’t hold your breath.
Btw – all quotes above are direct quotes from pro Clinton blogs – and no, the “frat boy” quote isn’t from Tom Schaller.

 
 

I disagree that “we have two strong candidates.” The strong general election candidate is long gone. Neither of the two left standing, with their high negs, would have a strong run against McCain, but I prefer the candidate of wonkish specificity to the candidate of vague notions.
Anyway, first off, your guy had better:
– get damned specific, damned soon,
– lose his naiveté about reaching out to Republicans (wasn’t he paying attention when Clinton, of necessity, tried that with the Republican Congress?),
– lose his nostalgia for the Reagan years which, like the Bush years, were only good for the moneyed Ruling Class,
– stop merging the good Clinton years with the horrible Bush years and describing the whole 16 years as one long train wreck, and
– reign in his Brownshirt disciples.

 
 

Stemler said,

Chucky Gibson is a bit of a hack, but really he was talking about college professors, who make a shitload more money than they want you to think they do. Hell even a community college part timer with years of experience and a PHD will make 80k a year, so 80k * 2 = 160k, not that far off.

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Incontinentia Buttocks said,

May 8, 2008 at 10:24

Not that I probably have to say this but: Bullshit.

I’m a full-time, tenured faculty member with an Ivy League PhD and a decade of experience teaching at a flagship state research university. And I don’t earn 80k a year, and almost certainly won’t anytime in the foreseeable future.

Where is this community college where part-timers make 80K/year? I’m all over that! Well, I’m not at any fancy Ivy League university or anything, but I am at a major state university, and I can confirm what Incontinentia is saying. Of course, we elitist professor types are pretty dumb when it come to salary negotiations and such, so maybe we’re just suckers, and all our colleagues are pulling down the big bucks and laughing at us. My “salary negotiation” when I was hired went literally like this: Chairman: “Well, the most we can start you out at is 48K per year.” Me: “Really? Wow! OK!”

Your field has something to do with it too. I’m a professor of environmental science, and we don’t make what law profs or medical school faculty do, by a long shot. Hell, I’m at the point where, if I need to get much more dental work, I’m going to have to whore myself out to some Exxon think-tank to “prove” that global warming is a liberal conspiracy theory. On second thought, nah, I’d rather be toothless.

 
 

Speaking for me only, but probably many others as well:

1.) I supported John Edwards because he really did offer a bold and progressive vision, and in his grasp of the humanity of the people who get brutally rolled over by the economic policies that too many Democrats support.

2.) Clinton and Obama both had a chance to earn my vote once Edwards dropped out

3.) I rode the unity pony for a while, totally enamored of the Obama candidacy and convinced that Hillary represented old “DLC” politics (unfortunately, Edwards egged this on, albeit perhaps unintentionally). I still admire Obama’s general stated approach to foreign policy (a little more humble, talking more) but he still hasn’t even addressed torture, which is why I tend to find him a bit unreliable. So yeah, I rode the unity pony for a while, until I realized — shock — I care about real, tangible issues, not just ‘sending a message’ or ‘changing the tone in Washington’

4.) Senator Clinton was consistently and publicly taking more progressive policy positions than Senator Obama and sticking to them when pressed (Elizabeth Edwards has pointed out, just to use one example, that the notion that Obama’s proposed health care solution is ‘universal’ is a joke. Add to this his bewildering insistence on pretending their is a Social Security ‘crisis’ (literally shitting on the blogs who worked so hard to dispel that myth, including TPM who now is so in the tank for Obama it affects the coverage), a refusal to rule out further privatization of the military, praising Reagan but lumping the “Clinton and Bush years” together in the most monstrous conflation I have ever heard, accusing the Clintons of racism and sending a message to the fanbase that the name Clinton is synonymous with racist ideas (another massive falsehood, despite their flaws and triangulation they have always been on the right side), sexist attacks on the Clinton campaign and accusations of ‘kitchen sink politics’ that Hillary has been very graceful in not firing back at, REFUSING to speak out on her fellow candidate’s behalf in response to the unfair and completely biased and sexist treatment of Clinton in the media (while decrying ‘racism’ among fellow Democrats at every turn) despite the fact that Hillary tried to make perfectly clear eight times that the Muslim smear was horseshit (after that they finally squeezed “as far as I know’ out of her and the blogs ran with it).

5.) The continued amazement of the Obama campaign, including Obama himself, that the stupid bitch won’t quit (TM) continues to become more insulting every day. The Left Coaster has described this interesting relationship between the left blogs and the MSM to beat down Hillary as “the great convergence” — a convergence of interests, really. And every time I hear an Obama supporter dismiss concerns about electibility, I wonder just how long they have actually been following U.S. politics. Some of my family have succumbed to what are obviously the basest of smears and lies against Obama, and they are strong Democrats. You can’t just wish this stuff away thinking Obama is going to ‘change the system’ or ‘change politics’ — he’s not, because if he had we would have already begun to see it. There’s nothing fundamentally new about charismatic personalities that attract a fan base. But that kind of fan loyalty is fickle, and your ‘supporters’ will turn on you in a heartbeat, trading up for their new favorite (i.e. John McCain – the American President America has been waiting for — at least you know where he stands!). Look at the numbers with regard to who voted for Obama vs. Clinton a month ago through early voting versus voters since then – Clinton won the late deciders.

6.) Win or lose, it seems to me that a lot of us are not ready to pull the lever once more for a pandering, Republican Lite (I know you aren’t used to hearing this term being applied to Sen. Obama, but that’s what you get for not expanding your reading list), especially one who promises little to nothing in return for our vote. Many things are pretty out-of-touch and elitist about Obama and his campaign, but since much of the blogosphere is essentially ‘elite’ and upper class themselves, you are blind to it! Bill and Hillary always did get it, and Obama does not. By promising to create this ‘new coalition’ Obama is simply trying to tempt us with political power. But power for what end, if I might ask? Try as I might, I still cannot fucking figure out what ends Obama has in mind, much less which ones he will defend in public.

If I might offer a constructive criticism to liberals and progressives in general, it’s that it is a mistake to assume that just because Karl Rove tries to exploit your candidate’s weaknesses, those weaknesses must necessarily not exist. And to all the folks who think “REPUBLICANS WANT HILLARY” stop for a moment to consider the reasons why exactly the reverse might be the case.

Yes, shock, a great many people that I have talked to are ready to walk if we are asked, once again, to sit down, shut up, and stop demanding progressive policies. As for myself, how exactly am I supposed to defend our party to anyone when I don’t believe it anymore myself?

We’re prepared to walk because we believe in something, and it’s much larger than Hillary Clinton.

Just go read some of the more pro-Hillary blogs, like maybe here:
http://www.reclusiveleftist.com/?p=913

 
 

Speaking for me only, but probably many others as well:

1.) I supported John Edwards because he really did offer a bold and progressive vision, and in his grasp of the humanity of the people who get brutally rolled over by the economic policies that too many Democrats support.

2.) Clinton and Obama both had a chance to earn my vote once Edwards dropped out

3.) I rode the unity pony for a while, totally enamored of the Obama candidacy and convinced that Hillary represented old “DLC” politics (unfortunately, Edwards egged this on, albeit perhaps unintentionally). I still admire Obama’s general stated approach to foreign policy (a little more humble, talking more) but he still hasn’t even addressed torture, which is why I tend to find him a bit unreliable. So yeah, I rode the unity pony for a while, until I realized — shock — I care about real, tangible issues, not just ‘sending a message’ or ‘changing the tone in Washington’

4.) Senator Clinton was consistently and publicly taking more progressive policy positions than Senator Obama and sticking to them when pressed (Elizabeth Edwards has pointed out, just to use one example, that the notion that Obama’s proposed health care solution is ‘universal’ is a joke. Add to this his bewildering insistence on pretending their is a Social Security ‘crisis’ (literally shitting on the blogs who worked so hard to dispel that myth, including TPM who now is so in the tank for Obama it affects the coverage), a refusal to rule out further privatization of the military, praising Reagan but lumping the “Clinton and Bush years” together in the most monstrous conflation I have ever heard, accusing the Clintons of racism and sending a message to the fanbase that the name Clinton is synonymous with racist ideas (another massive falsehood, despite their flaws and triangulation they have always been on the right side), sexist attacks on the Clinton campaign and accusations of ‘kitchen sink politics’ that Hillary has been very graceful in not firing back at, REFUSING to speak out on her fellow candidate’s behalf in response to the unfair and completely biased and sexist treatment of Clinton in the media (while decrying ‘racism’ among fellow Democrats at every turn) despite the fact that Hillary tried to make perfectly clear eight times that the Muslim smear was horseshit (after that they finally squeezed “as far as I know’ out of her and the blogs ran with it).

5.) The continued amazement of the Obama campaign, including Obama himself, that the stupid bitch won’t quit (TM) continues to become more insulting every day. The Left Coaster has described this interesting relationship between the left blogs and the MSM to beat down Hillary as “the great convergence” — a convergence of interests, really. And every time I hear an Obama supporter dismiss concerns about electibility, I wonder just how long they have actually been following U.S. politics. Some of my family have succumbed to what are obviously the basest of smears and lies against Obama, and they are strong Democrats. You can’t just wish this stuff away thinking Obama is going to ‘change the system’ or ‘change politics’ — he’s not, because if he had we would have already begun to see it. There’s nothing fundamentally new about charismatic personalities that attract a fan base. But that kind of fan loyalty is fickle, and your ‘supporters’ will turn on you in a heartbeat, trading up for their new favorite (i.e. John McCain – the American President America has been waiting for — at least you know where he stands!). Look at the numbers with regard to who voted for Obama vs. Clinton a month ago through early voting versus voters since then – Clinton won the late deciders.

6.) Win or lose, it seems to me that a lot of us are not ready to pull the lever once more for a pandering, Republican Lite (I know you aren’t used to hearing this term being applied to Sen. Obama, but that’s what you get for not expanding your reading list), especially one who promises little to nothing in return for our vote. Many things are pretty out-of-touch and elitist about Obama and his campaign, but since much of the blogosphere is essentially ‘elite’ and upper class themselves, you are blind to it! Bill and Hillary always did get it, and Obama does not. By promising to create this ‘new coalition’ Obama is simply trying to tempt us with political power. But power for what end, if I might ask? Try as I might, I still cannot fucking figure out what ends Obama has in mind, much less which ones he will defend in public.

If I might offer a constructive criticism to liberals and progressives in general, it’s that it is a mistake to assume that just because Karl Rove tries to exploit your candidate’s weaknesses, those weaknesses must necessarily not exist. And to all the folks who think “REPUBLICANS WANT HILLARY” stop for a moment to consider the reasons why exactly the reverse might be the case.

Yes, shock, a great many people that I have talked to are ready to walk if we are asked, once again, to sit down, shut up, and stop demanding progressive policies. As for myself, how exactly am I supposed to defend our party to anyone when I don’t believe it anymore myself?

We’re prepared to walk because we believe in something, and it’s much larger than Hillary Clinton.

Just go read some of the more pro-Hillary blogs, like maybe here:
http://www.reclusiveleftist.com/?p=913

In other words, Barack is not ‘entitled’ to the nomination because the party elites see him as ‘oh-so-hope-inspiring.’ It’s a fraud, and I’d rather not have the lasting legacy of the 2008 campaign be that we blew it on an empty vessel of faux ‘change.’

 
 

Here’s another question: which Presidential candidate would be more likely to filibuster telecom immunity (if either)? Think about that…it would be a good test.

Or maybe this one: which president will be more likely to investigate war crimes and rampant lawbreaking in the executive branch, and which one would be most likely to call a true & let them regroup?

These are valid arguments, and they are no less driven by fear than Obama supporters’ desire to end the primary as quickly as possible.

One last thing — and this may seem small but here it is — Hillary said she would not quit, that she would fight to the end, and she has and probably will. Isn’t that what we want, someone who will fight to the finish and make sure every vote is counted, and do it with enthusiasm, passion and grace? She is accused of ‘pandering’ but in a democracy don’t we sometimes, uh, want to get the candidates to commit to things that we want even if they don’t? And this brings us back to the double standard on ‘pandering,’ of course…

 
 

Shit, I didn’t expect my proof to come so quickly. I post at 12:08 and the very next post: Chuck @ 12:38 opens with “your guy”, followed by the absolutely false claim that Obama has “nostalgia for the Reagan years…” (no – he said Reagan’s presidency was a transformative one – that’s a perfectly true statement – and in no way, shape or form does it say the transformation was positive – noted Republican Michael Berube has pointed that out), and, finally, referring to his supporters as “Brownshirt disciples.”
Seriously, DA, this is your crowd your expecting serious dialogue from?

 
 

I too will vote gladly for Obama though I have long be a Clinton supporter. I don’t think that Obama is really equipped to deal with Rethugs.

So far among blogs that support Obama, I mostly see two arguments for him: he speaks well and he raises a lot of money. Hardly a political program.

 
 

My message to all the Hillary fans.

Go ahead, “vote your conscience” or whatever you want to call it. You’ll get what you deserve.

If you really notice no difference between *any* dem candidate and Taint John of BBQ, then you won’t mind serving under him, in Iran. And probably several other places.

Now get over yourself. This election is about a lot more than your pet issues or your favoured candidate and if you can’t see that I can’t help you.

There’s an old saying that misery and poverty is the standard of the human condition and the brief times when humans manage to rise above it are the exceptions not the rule. It’s a bleak outlook but it’s difficult to deflate sometimes.

 
 

But again, Obama should ask for our votes if he wants them — he assumes that everyone who isn’t going to wouldn’t have in the first place. Wrong.

Try some more progressive policies, or is that too much ‘pandering’ for Obama to stomach? How about having a landmark speech about health care, one that in the process points out what a crime it is that you have to pay for medical care in the richest country in the world, or what an easily preventable tragedy it is that people die because their insurers arbitrarily decide not to cover an operation? He could come out and explain that he really wants truly universal care but that he thinks his plan is the best we can achieve in one or two years, and it won’t end there. I’d like to be proven wrong, but I’m betting he won’t do anything like that, and the wakeup call is when you start realizing that maybe he doesn’t really care or hasn’t thought about it because he’s so caught up in being a Serious Policy Wonk who listens to the Heritage Foundation as much as anything. Or maybe he’s just afraid to even acknowledge that we want to redistribute wealth from the powerful and the well-off to the people in need. At least Clinton freaking *acknowledges it* even if she doesn’t outright promise to go after single payer right away.

John McCain panders to his base because he needs their support to win. Guess what, Obama needs ours. And we’re a lot harder to fool. He needs to be competing for our vote, because I have news for you – I am one of the ones who would be out canvassing for him if he had thus far lived up to a fraction of what once seemed to be limitless potential. But sometimes what you see is what you get.

 
 

Win or lose, it seems to me that a lot of us are not ready to pull the lever once more for a pandering, Republican Lite

Pull yer lever for whatever floats yer boat, Iris. But puh-leeze, don’t pretend that a vote against Obama, should he win the nom-nom-nom, is a principled vote.

Here’s how I see it: the vote in November will be between a crazed, half-senile, wholly warmongering, privileged idiot who knows fuck-all about anything and will doubtless start World Wars IV, V and VI, and a semi-conservative. What can any principled progressive do, but hold their nose and vote for the lesser of two evils.

Jesus Fardling Christ, no-one’s asking you to get “Obama Makes My Nipples Hard!” tattooed on your forehead. But a mature and responsible person would realise that there is not, and never has been, a serious contender for the Presidential Throne who was even slightly progressive (okay, maybe Carter. In some ways).

So in the absence of Teh Ideal Progressive Candidate, responsible and mature folk will cast their vote for the least worst, recognising, of course, that it is the least worst and not the best that they’re voting for. They don’t stride around bleating about how Obama (or Hillary, for that matter) fails to be the Bestest Ever Progressive Candidate.

 
 

“I don’t think that Obama is really equipped to deal with Rethugs.”

I think he is. Obama’s got a strong line in bell-ringing jabs, and he’s quick to deliver them.

It’s been a key part of his platform from the start. He’s always argued that if you want to take on McCain over the Iraq War, for example, you’d better be able to distinguish yourself from him. “I voted for the war before I was against it” is a weak argument. “I’ll bomb Iran” is a weak argument, if your opponent is McCain. “I’m for the gas-tax holiday” is a weak argument, if your opponent is McCain. Voters prefer the real thing over Dems running as “Republican light”.

…although Hillary would still win against McCain in November. He’s a weak candidate, and it’s a bad time to be from the incumbent side.

She’s fighting hard now because the Dem nominee WILL BE the next president.

 
 

A lot of folks commenting at Shakesville yesterday said they were going to vote for McCain because Kos is an asshole, and it’ll be all Kos’ fault anyway. And that Obama is going to ban abortion. And if you tell them that’s crazy, it only means that you yourself are crazy.

I’ve had to take so very many crazy-ass blogs off my Favorites list in the past few weeks…

 
 

Here’s another question: which Presidential candidate would be more likely to filibuster telecom immunity (if either)? Think about that…it would be a good test.

OK, I thought about it for a while. The answer is ………….. Chris Dodd.
He endorsed Obama. Do you then dismiss Chris Dodd as an unprincipled charlatan?

Or maybe this one: which president will be more likely to investigate war crimes and rampant lawbreaking in the executive branch, and which one would be most likely to call a true & let them regroup?

Well, sort of a meaningless question. Neither candidate has taken any sort of meaningful action on that front.
I’d say the closest we come is Sen. Leahy – he was fairly vocal about changes to the War Crimes Act two years ago.
He endorsed Obama.

I think these are both entirely meaningless issues on which to decide a presidential election – unless your point is that John McCain would be a nightmare on either issue.

Finally,

Anyway, first off, your guy had better:
– get damned specific, damned soon,

Man, I’m sick of this shit. I’ve seen it adopted as an attack on Obama, but I wouldn’t be surprised if somebody raised it against John Edwards or Hillary Clinton or anyone. This is such an empty fucking trope.

There are campaign websites, with issues sections.
They’re free! You can read them anytime, even at 3 a.m. or your lunch hour at work, or on a library computer terminal if you can’t afford a computer!
To complain because a candidate is not presenting these issues to you in hour-long speeches, or in 30-second ads, is just lazy.

 
 

It should probably be kept in mind that there will be different subjective viewpoints between now (MY candidate is / is not winning, YAY / I wil nevr vot agin) and the actual general election (OMFG after 8 years of Bush Jr we may get ‘nuther Republican / cannot survive).

 
 

Max Power said,

May 8, 2008 at 13:28

“I don’t think that Obama is really equipped to deal with Rethugs.”

The best way to deal with the Rethugs is to kick even more of them out of office in November of 2008 than in 2006.

For this task, I am convinced Obama is well equipped.

 
 

This is more than being asked to vote for the lesser of two evils, this is being asked to nominate someone who isn’t even that proud to be a Democrat (he is post-partisan) and someone who really does believe in Democratic values, even if flawed and compromised.

I’d also like to direct you here:
http://hominidviews.com/?p=1504

And here:
http://hominidviews.com/?page_id=1160

Go ahead and stick your head in the sand if you want. All I can say is we’d all be a lot more likely to support Sen. Obama if we at least thought he represented our basic message, but for the life of me I can’t figure out what he stands for other than talking to our enemies more and ‘changing the tone.’ Remember, I was leaning towards Obama early on. Not a good sign, folks. The most I’d do is sit the election out, but not everyone detests conservatism like I do or knows the shift (or was it really a shift?) McCain has undertaken from his former status as a ‘maverick.’ And if you’re willing to hold your nose when you vote for the lesser of two evils, why not go ahead and vote for Hillary since she has the most progressive policies?

The only case you all have that Clinton has run as “Republican lite” is based on distortions from the media about Clinton ‘taking the low road.’ Her policies are certainly more, shall we say, pro-corporate than Edwards, but Obama isn’t even trying. He expects us to fall in line because we have no other viable choice and I’m just saying I know a lot of people are tired of being threatened. Won’t the Democrats in the Senate fight for Roe v. Wade? Won’t they stand for us on torture? It’s blackmail, pure and simple, and it won’t work this time.

 
 

She’s fighting hard now because the Dem nominee WILL BE the next president.

I see, so she’s just power hungry, but Obama “really wants to make things better.” This is an odd mix of mind-reading, sexism and true-believerism.

 
 

I actually had to fight against a lot of Clintonian / DLC Democrats who were actively fighting for a Republican agenda and against anything I supported.

Although Obama may not scream every day what an awesome party Democrat he is, he is (a) not the founder and leader of an organized group (i.e., DLC) which has declared its political goals to undermine liberals and labor; and (b) seems to me a great deal less likely to be a hardline fighter against pushes for liberal and progressive bills by the Congress, as HRC would be.

 
 

HAAM:

A centrist is one who is in the middleground “hence CENTRIST” between Conservatism and leftism.

Believe it or not, that’s traditionally / historically been the definition of ‘liberal’. So I guess you’re the one who’s fucking clueless, HAAM.

(Sorry, all. I know I shouldn’t feed the troll, but the idiocy was just too blatant to ignore.)

.

 
 

Iris stood in the front of the mirror when she said all that and made little, self-righteous “fist-shaking” motions at certain key emphasis points.

 
 

What bothers me in all this is the almost total reliance on right-wing talking points. In the end the person who benefits the most from the Republican message is the Republican candidate. Isn’t that obvious?

If Hillary wins the nomination she’s going to be portrayed as elitist, and half her supporters will be former Obama supporters, that damn “creative class.” (lol) The last thing anyone should be doing is giving weight to the notion that Democrats are elitist. The last thing anyone should be doing is decrying the educated and creative as uncaring and untrustworthy.

Latte-liberal is right out of the GOP playbook, and that’s exactly how *either* Democratic candidate is going to be charicatured. Why give the right-wing ammo?

Obama and Clinton? Where were all these true progressive purity-trolls when Dodd and Kucinich were still in the race? Oh yeah, I forgot, Kucinich believes in UFOs and Dodd looks old. Silly me. We couldn’t support them but now we have to fight to the death over which identical twin can maybe save those of us with cars $30. Even if that fight tanks our chances in the general election.

Why is anyone still talking about this horse-race bullshit? Nobody has anything new to say. Yeah yeah, Obama supporters are all yuppie fags and Clinton supporters are old harpies. We got it the first thousand times.

What possesses anyone at this point to think “wow I’ve got some really novel thoughts about Obama and Clinton that I just have to share with everyone”?

Seriously? Can anyone answer that?

 
 

In other words, Barack is not ‘entitled’ to the nomination because the party elites see him as ‘oh-so-hope-inspiring.’

Wonderful strawman you created there. His claim to the nomination comes from the fact that he’s won more votes and earned more delegates — you know, from the party non-elites.

 
 

Also, I’m tired of hearing Clinton supporters tell me that if I support Obama, I’m a sexist pig, and if I criticize Clinton in any way, I’m a sexist pig, and if I say anything vaguely pro-Obama, I’m a sexist pig.

I’m very, very tired of that.

 
 

Iris: You’re right. Let’s see to it McCain gets in. I mean, there is an upside. Before the insane right wing ideologues he appoints to the Supreme Court are able to do much damage he’ll have started WW III anyway, so what difference will the repeal of Roe v. Wade make?
That’ll show us who’s boss. A damn fine plan and one any liberal can be proud of.

 
 

The continued amazement of the Obama campaign, including Obama himself, that the stupid bitch won’t quit (TM) continues to become more insulting every day.

Erm … it is mathematically impossible for her to win now, even with FLA and MICH, unless she wins all the remaining states by 90 percent of the vote.

Are HRC supporters among those liberal academic elites who contend that math and science are nothing more than “the dominant belief systems of the economic patriarchy.”

 
 

The last thing anyone should be doing is giving weight to the notion that Democrats are elitist. The last thing anyone should be doing is decrying the educated and creative as uncaring and untrustworthy.

Obama already did that when he said blue collar folks are “bitter” and “clinging to their guns.” I winced out loud when I heard that, because I knew the GOP would jump on it. If anything, Hillary saved us with the working class when she denonced that comment. Lesson One in Dem Politics; If you don’t want to be attacked with GOP talking points, then don’t give them ammunition.

I think that’s the least we can expect from a GOP nominee.

Though I agree mostly with Iris, I’ll vote for Obama for the sake of party unity. He’ll need it since he’s pretty much lost the blue collar folks already.

 
 

The best part is, this is all because a sizable minority on the left and left-center would rather lose than risk electing a candidate who is not absolutely 100% undeniably and incontrovertibly perfect in every way, shape, and form.

If we felt this way, many of us wouldn’t be voting for Hillary, as many of your criticisms are well-taken. But that’s not it. You compromised too soon, and now you’re lowering your expectations every day and defending Obama’s completely non-universal health care reform plan. It’s about the issues, and these are issues of no small import. We’ve been through this before, asked to sit down and shut up and we have — but Barack doesn’t seem to think he needs the ‘old coalition’ anymore, because he’s changing the nature of politics. God, how fucking naive can we be? Oh wait, I can’t call Obama naive because that would be playing the race card!!!

Our Dem leadership is getting ready to pass telecom immunity for mass warrantless domestic surveillance, Schumer is already lowering expectations on health care, and Obama scoffs at the idea of taxing rich people. We should just sit down and shut up and vote for Obama because he makes a tingle go up Chris Matthews leg (and many progressives’, apparently)? Because if we don’t the Dems will let the Republicans take away our rights? If Obama does his work he could convince me, and I told the campaign that when they called. Who wants to bet, though, that he won’t? Because it would alienate the former Reaganites…

I sincerely hope that Hillary keeps fighting and pulls this one off by whatever technical means she can. Almost 50% of Democrats have voted for her, you’ll have a hard time convincing me that this is overriding the “will of the people” If this doesn’t happen, Obama either panders to the base or he loses. Simple as that. And he may lose even with our support. I hope you all feel better about yourselves when it’s said and done. It will certainly be historic, though not in the way we had hoped.

 
 

Also, I’m tired of hearing Clinton supporters tell me that if I support Obama, I’m a sexist pig, and if I criticize Clinton in any way, I’m a sexist pig, and if I say anything vaguely pro-Obama, I’m a sexist pig.

As tired as we are that if we say anthing pro-Hillary, or criticize Obama, then we’re KKKers who get a kick out of toasting marshmallows on burning crosses?

 
 

Here’s another question: which Presidential candidate would be more likely to filibuster telecom immunity (if either)? Think about that…it would be a good test.

Won’t the Democrats in the Senate fight for Roe v. Wade? Won’t they stand for us on torture?

Are these joke questions?

Neither candidate would ever filibuster telecom immunity. They both had their chance and declined. Senate Democrats won’t stand for us on torture, we know that for a fact, that’s been proven beyond all doubt. Neither Obama or Clinton voted on Mukasey by the way. We don’t have to speculate on these things, they are well-established by history.

 
 

I hope you all feel better about yourselves when it’s said and done. It will certainly be historic, though not in the way we had hoped.

If you really want to convince anyone about anything, stop scolding them – particularly about something they presumably put some thought into.

 
 

Blue jean: Thank you so much for noble willingness to vote for the centrist candidate who beat your centrist candidate in a nearly year long campaign. You’re a real trooper.
DA, really man, this is what I meant – Obama the elitist who was saved by Clinton, as were we all.
Still waiting for that calm, rational explanation.

 
 

I hope you all feel better about yourselves when it’s said and done.

Knew we’d be hearing this. “We could’ve won if it hadn’t been for you damn kids! We’re only doing this for your benefit, you know.”

Bah.

 
 

Also, I’m tired of hearing Clinton supporters tell me that if I support Obama, I’m a sexist pig, and if I criticize Clinton in any way, I’m a sexist pig, and if I say anything vaguely pro-Obama, I’m a sexist pig.

The nastiness, in my view, started with one simple thing: the Obama campaign deliberately chose to play the race card against fellow Democrats in South Carolina. Unfairly but as part of a deliberate electoral strategy. Big mistake; we take that charge somewhat seriously, you know. So yeah, I — a proud liberal — am tired of hearing how racist I am because I point out that Obama really is kind of a newcomer to the scene, and that maybe he isn’t experienced to know what we’re up against.

 
 

Y’know, I think I may have commented here long enough that I won’t be instantly mistaken for a “Hilbot drive-by hitwoman”, and for the record I will state AGAIN that I’m voting for the Democratic candidate be that Obama, Hillary, or a left-handed wide receiver to be named later. But seriously, Obama’s claims to the presidency are no less and no more legitimate than Hillary’s, okay?

As Aristophanes so eloquently explains, both Barak and Clinton are party-hack “centrists” whose allegiance to the (D) column keeps them from sinking to the nadirs of xenophobic militarism that the (R) column stalwarts demand from their candidates. Barak has the advantage (I’m told) of being New! and Inspirational! and possessing a patent on Hope!!! Hillary has the advantage of having been on the national radar a lot longer. Neither of them have run Ghandian campaigns so far, and Clinton’s advisors have made far more and worse messes in public. And Obama’s been fortunate in his enemies, because frankly “This time, it’s different!” has trumped “At long last, it’s our turn!” So, one way and another, it looks like Obama’s going to be the Democratic nominee that I will be voting for six months from now.

Which doesn’t mean that I believe Obama’s going to be my friend, or even that I would want him to be. The minute he gets the nomination, if not sooner, he’s going to start disappointing us. By the time he sits down in the Oval Office, he’ll have “betrayed” some portion of his fiercest constituency. He’s a politician, and that’s what politicians do. I don’t know which supporters he’ll sell out first, but from what we know of his career I can safely predict that his deepest core principles involve maximizing the political career of one Barak H. Obama, so he’ll have pissed off a lot of his “base” by the time he gets around to crushing my dreams for a better America — I hope.

Although if Obama ‘Reaches Across the Aisle in the Spirit of Bipartisan Comity!!!’ and taps Willard Romney for his VP, I may have to reconsider.

 
 

iris @ 14:11
It’s really this simple: McCain or Obama.
Take your pick – barring death or major scandal one of those two will be taking the oath of office in Jan. 09.
If you’re ok with McCain – more power to you. Hope you don’t care about Roe v. Wade, peace in our lifetime, the end of torture, tax cuts for the rich, etc, etc, etc.

 
 

This is not good.

“I have a much broader base to build a winning coalition on,” she said in an interview with USA TODAY. As evidence, Clinton cited an Associated Press article “that found how Sen. Obama’s support among working, hard-working Americans, white Americans, is weakening again, and how whites in both states who had not completed college were supporting me.”

Although I haz college degree, I must go off to work. As a number of posters at Atrios said, they had to put on their white faces and go work hard.

 
 

If you really want to convince anyone about anything, stop scolding them – particularly about something they presumably put some thought into.

It’s nothing personal, but I am at pains to point out that Hillary and her supporters put up with this daily. Everyone seems to have been calling for her to drop out of the race since the Iowa caucuses, and women are made to feel as if they have to apologize for voting for a woman because, you know, we just want to get past those icky gender politics. It seems to me that everyone is allowed to play gender politics EXCEPT Hillary and her supporters, but it’s just played from the opposite side. Go try and defend Hillary over at Daily Kos and see what it gets you…

 
 

Nice post, D.! Can we get back to teh snark now?

 
 

How is supporting Obama a “compromise”? Maybe some people just like Obama better.

Ask a few hundred thousand dead Iraqis and another 4 million refugees about their health care. On my blog I have a picture of a kid with his leg blown off above the calf. Who’s paying for his health care? “Universal”? No.

Our Dem leadership is getting ready to pass telecom immunity for mass warrantless domestic surveillance,

Hillary has never fought against telecom immunity, and was the LAST one to weigh in on it. She only made a statement on it after being repeatedly pressed and after Obama had already done so. (Who himself only weighed in on it after being pressed repeatedly)

You appear to be living in some sort of fanatasy-land where Hillary is leading on issues like telecom immunity. In reality she’s bringing up the rear. She has shown zero leadership on that issue, zero leadership on torture.

That’s what makes me scratch my head about all this. Look at the records of Obama and Clinton. We aren’t talking about Dodd here. Clinton and Obama are not civil liberties crusaders, they aren’t fighting tooth and nail against torture or telecom immunity, they aren’t fighting to close gitmo or to restore Habeas or to stop extraordinary rendition. Neither of them is doing jack shit on any of these issues.

You need a serious reality check. If we’re counting on the leadership of Clinton or Obama on these issues we’re fucked.

I don’t care if you support Clinton, but can you find some reasons that make sense? Telecom immunity? The fuck?

 
 

How is Clinton pointing out her strengths among working class whites (but not exclusively whites) any different than if Obama or his supporters pointed out his strengths among African Americans and the “creative class”?

Quick pointer: Just because Rove tries to smear your candidate with something, does not mean it is 100% false. The key is turning your weaknesses into strengths, not ignoring that the weakness exist and painting your opponent as racist for pointing them out. Jeez.

 
 

And if you’re willing to hold your nose when you vote for the lesser of two evils, why not go ahead and vote for Hillary since she has the most progressive policies?

Happily. But she will not be an option (unless you happen to be in one of the remaining 6.) To all her supporters, I’m truly sorry your candidate didn’t win. That sucks. I know because I’ve spent my adult voting life supporting the person that loses: in both primaries and general. Perhaps this will help ease the pain as you pull the lever for Obama in Nov. By voting for Obama you will be making the following people cry: Doughy Pantload, Red State, Freepers en masse, the architects of the Southern Strategy, Pam Oshrey (probably be more of a shriek), Michelle Malkin, the krazy k-lo korner kids, etc…

 
 

Kinky Friedman said it best:

Fuck ’em and make ’em eat Fruit Loops.

 
 

Yeesh. Clinton supporters. I don’t get you. Yes your candidate is smart, successful and would do well in the general election. But Barack Obama is not the antichrist anymore than Clinton is. I think that in certain areas (e.g. foreign policy for Obama and Health Care for Clinton) one candidate would be better in the White House than the other. Overall? Not really. Either will have (if we are fortunate not to have a 3rd term of Bush) a huge freakin’ mess on their hands that will require all of their energy to even begin to repair.

I keep hearing about the whole ‘electability’ argument. Which is stupid, because it can be argued that BOTH candidates are unelectable. Also, when the Clinton supporters complain that Barack Obama can’t win working class whites, hispanics or older women, (and that’s the key to November) they neglect to mention that Clinton has difficulty winning Obama’s coalition. You know, the youth vote, African Americans or people with higher educatoin… people we EQUALLY need to win in November.

Also: Yes Obama’s more rabid supporters wanted Hillary out of the race in February. Why? Because she lost 11 contests in a row and at that point it became mathematically dubious for her to win the nomination through a pledged delegate total. So her campaign started arguing that certain states didn’t count, that Michigan and Florida should be counted as is, (even though they broke the rules, Obama didn’t campaign in either and wasn’t on the ballot in Michigan) and that the supers should decide based on ‘electability.’ Just a question Hillary supporters: but if your candidate had had a narrow but clear pledged delegate lead in February and Obama’s camp started suggesting such things, wouldn’t you feel that he was attempted to win by crook what he couldn’t win at the ballot box?

I apologize for ranting, just I don’t get it. Neither candidate is a saint. Both can, based on polls, win the darn thing. Each does better with their respective constituencies, each brings something to the table. Yes, both could lose it, and both have weak spots. Anyone who thinks the fight for November is going to be easy is out and out crazy. The Republicans know how screwed they are, hence they are at their most dangerous.

The idea that either nominee is so terrible and so awful and so out of touch with (insert core democratic constituency here) that you would want to enable (through either inaction or action) a third term of Bush is flat out insane.

/rant

 
 

I may be coming to this discussion too late, and feelings may be running too strong for me to have any impact, but I’m going to try. I’m a Clinton supporter who thinks Obama has plenty to offer as a candidate, as well. Though I think issues matter more, I get a thrill when I ponder how historic this race truly is. The idea of a presidency that might make a true dent in the racial divide in this country, and heal some of the wounds of our past, is huge.

What has gotten up my nose is the overt and appalling misogyny in this primary, which leaves me and many other women feeling pretty much thrown under the bus. Violet at Reclusive Leftist captures it here.

I don’t agree with Violet about not voting for Obama. I think we all do need to come together, ultimately. And the misogyny doesn’t excuse the racism that has come from the Clinton side of the infosphere. I’ve been appalled and embarrassed by some of the things Clinton supporters have said and done.

I must defer to my friends of color with regard to the level of racism they have experienced as directed at Obama — I’ve certainly seen evidence of things that have made me angry on his behalf. I don’t think it benefits any of us to try to weigh whether Clinton has experienced more sexism than Obama has racism.

But the overt, blatant misogyny directed against her during this campaign has made me just sick to my stomach. In that context, getting a patronizing lecture about how all us Clinton supporters need to fall into line doesn’t sit very well.

Furthermore, it bothers me when Obama supporters assume that because I support Clinton, I must be racist. I spent a lot of time thinking over my choice, before I settled on Clinton. I have good reasons for it, which you may disagree with, and I’m willing to discuss them, but don’t expect to change my mind by insulting me for my choice.

 
Michael Dietz
 

The last time I gave a rat’s ass about who was going to wind up the Democratic nominee was whenever it was last possible to think of John Edwards as a genuine contender. Since then, from my perspective, it’s been all show. If I’ve had any sort of preference between the two crypto-rightist Establishmentarians currently on offer, it’s for Obama, merely on the grounds that he’s the more talented politician: Hillary has never, ever looked comfortable on the stump, and my guess is that natural (like, ironically, Bill) plays better in the general than sweaty.

So from this relatively impartial position, I have to say that I’ve been really surprised and dismayed to see bloggers (Lambert, Susie Madrak) who I’ve considered reliably, even eloquently, leftist go off the deep end in these last couple of months. I don’t understand it either–I also don’t see it to the same degree on the Obama side (though I also never touch the orange Satan’s site). When somebody like Lambert does this cute “creative class (cough)” bullshit–which can only be a sniggering way of suggesting that Obama supporters are all big big ‘mos–we’re in the Twilight Zone of political discourse. I no longer read either Corrente or Suburban Guerilla, after having read them for years. It’s not because Hillary love offends me (OK, it does, a little, but so does Obama love): it’s because their politics seem so driven by their class (or other) resentments, whatever they are, that it’s embarrassing to watch. They’ve abandoned intellectual honesty and squandered their credibility because of some visceral dislike of (some caricature of) Obama support, and they won’t get it back.

 
 

You appear to be living in some sort of fanatasy-land where Hillary is leading on issues like telecom immunity. In reality she’s bringing up the rear. She has shown zero leadership on that issue, zero leadership on torture.

No, I’m just choosing the lesser of two evils, as some here have advised. What I’m saying is that Hillary is eminently more sensible of the threat to our republic, to the general welfare itself, that the conservative movement poses. So Hillary has compromised her principles in favor of political survival? Duly noted and acknowledged. But so has Obama – and I refuse to stand idly by and watch anyone paint him as some sort of progressive savior when he’s not whatsoever. He threw his own pastor under the bus after a supposedly ‘offensive’ speech and a press conference – how long will it take him to throw the rest of us under the bus? At the end of the day, all issues considered, I suppose I just have a little more faith in Hillary to not give up so easily.

 
 

Everyone seems to have been calling for her to drop out of the race since the Iowa caucuses, and women are made to feel as if they have to apologize for voting for a woman because, you know, we just want to get past those icky gender politics.

Nobody has to apologize for voting for Clinton. What gets my goat is threatening to not vote at all if Clinton doesn’t win. That’s just silly. Not voting makes it easier for McCain to win, and from a logical perspective it makes no sense, period.

It’s just a dressed-up version of taking your ball and going home.

I’m not a huge fan of either candidate, but I’ll vote for whichever one wins, because quite frankly to do otherwise would be fucking stupid.

 
 

Anne Laurie:

I don’t know which supporters he’ll sell out first, but from what we know of his career I can safely predict that his deepest core principles involve maximizing the political career of one Barak H. Obama…

Which, to be fair, is probably a quality we want in the presidential candidate – at least during the general election.

At least, in that situation, one would think ‘winning’ is roughly equivalent to ‘maximizing the political career’.

.

 
 

Iris, all SadlyNauts,

We have to get beyond our ‘feelings’.

Some of us are supporting Clinton, others are supporting Obama. For full disclosure, I am one of those who support Obama. I know that there are very intelligent people who support Clinton for what are doubtless very good reasons. Obama appears to be winning at this point, though that could change.

The important thing, to me, is that we should not attack each other. The ‘Ramengate’ thing seemed to me to be very insulting to Obama supporters, calling us ‘the “Creative Class”‘ and ‘elites’ and other complete nonsense, and that is why it angered us. I don’t doubt but that Obama supporters have insulted Clinton supporters at some time, and if so I am sorry.

We, (Clintonite or Obama-ite bloggers) need to be the intelligent part of our groups and try to keep the attacks to a modicum. We don’t need a schism in the Democratic party now.

 
 

You completely have to read economist Bryan Caplan in the NYT on why he supports the gas tax “holiday”.

Yes, it still makes bad economic sense.

But he supports it because he fears if something throwaway and symbolic like this isn’t done, the public may demand some actual solution and that would be worse.

You think I am joking

I am not.

From “The 18 Cent Solution“, by Bryan Caplan in The New York Times

Why are economists so opposed? In the short run, the supply of gasoline is basically fixed; it takes a while to build a new refinery. The demand for gasoline, in contrast, is more responsive to price; we’re already seeing greater use of public transportation and brisk sales of fuel-efficient cars. When you combine fixed supply with flexible demand, it’s suppliers, not demanders, who pocket the tax cut. That’s Econ 101.

So far, I pretty much agree with the consensus. Economists might overstate the rigidity of supply — it’s possible that eliminating the tax could spur producers to find a way to squeeze out a little more gas — but they’re probably right that the Clinton-McCain proposal will not shrink the price at the pump. Nevertheless, I think it’s an idea worth supporting. In fact, I’ve got two arguments in favor of it, though I doubt that either candidate will want to repeat them in public.

The first is that the tax holiday is a relatively cheap symbolic gesture that makes truly bad policies less likely. The main causes of high gas prices are probably factors beyond our control, like rapid growth in China and India and low real interest rates. But voters don’t want to hear this; they want politicians to “do something!”

During our last big energy crisis, in the 1970s, “something” turned out to be a salad of populist nonsense: price controls, rationing, windfall profits taxes, arcane loopholes and lots of lawsuits. That political response turned an inconvenience into a disaster.

We can do better this time. Since in an election year Congress will feel compelled to show the voters that it feels their pain, let’s do something that at least keeps energy markets in good working order. The tax holiday fits the bill. Markets will adjust to it, no problem. And it won’t cost much — the estimated $9 billion in lost revenue is about $30 per person. That’s not a bad price to pay for a little insurance against a rerun of misguided ’70s measures.

Second, even a “giveaway” to the oil industry sets a positive course for the future. During the last crisis, the industry was a scapegoat for scarcity. Politicians scrambled to stop oil companies from profiting from the crisis, even though temporarily high profits end shortages by giving businesses an incentive to figure out how to increase output.

It’s naïve to think that the oil companies have forgotten the ’70s. They know there’s a decent chance that economic populism will return. In fact, it already has: Senator Clinton’s full proposal is to combine her tax holiday with a ’70s-style windfall profits tax.

In this light, that oil companies might pocket most of the tax cut could easily be a good thing. It helps cancel out the negative legacy of the last energy crisis: public hysteria will occasionally work in your favor. This makes the energy companies less likely to hunker down on their profits and more likely to do what they didn’t do enough of in the 1970s: search for ways to increase production.

Yeah.

Tell me again why I hate me, the working class, because I don’t support d*ckhead policies designed to help the poor, poor oil companies avoid burdensome populist reforms and allow the poor, poor dears to make up all that money that they lost when they went broke in the 1970s which I somehow never heard of?

Tell me again which approach is patronizing and arrogant.

Yeah.

 
 

I sincerely hope that Hillary keeps fighting and pulls this one off by whatever technical means she can. Almost 50% of Democrats have voted for her, you’ll have a hard time convincing me that this is overriding the “will of the people” If this doesn’t happen…

Ummm, Iris… if your candidate receives less than 50% of the vote, then how does that reflect the will of the people if another candidate gets larger than 50% of the vote? Wouldn’t Hillary winning through the super-delegates and/or seating Michigan and Florida as is without sanctions be something (if not exactly) akin to having the Supreme Court pick the winner?

 
 

Iris said,

May 8, 2008 at 14:33

How is Clinton pointing out her strengths among working class whites (but not exclusively whites) any different than if Obama or his supporters pointed out his strengths among African Americans and the “creative class”?

Let’s think about that one a while.

Not exclusively whites?: Those are exactly who was referenced.

“any different than if”: If is different from did.

Finally, Iris, saying “all the Archie Bunkers out there won’t vote for the n!gger so support me “* is something I never want to hear from a Democratic candidate.

*My paraphrase, and I think it’s accurate.

 
 

Furthermore, it bothers me when Obama supporters assume that because I support Clinton, I must be racist.

I’ve honestly never heard anyone say this. Maybe I don’t hang out in the right places…I like to think that when people support a candidate it’s not because they are racist or sexist or “compromised too early” but that they simply like that candidate better.

I liked Dodd. I guess that makes me both racist and sexist. (But not ageist!)

As far as the misogyny Clinton has faced – yeah. She’s faced a lot, and it’s kind of dumb how certain progressives haven’t seen that more clearly.

 
Suicidal Zebra
 

Damn, and here I thought British Politics were divisive.

 
 

As far as the misogyny Clinton has faced – yeah. She’s faced a lot, and it’s kind of dumb how certain progressives haven’t seen that more clearly.

Some people liked this Saturday Night Live sketch where some black dude was calling Clinton a bitch, or something like that. I thought it was fuckin’ stupid.

Also didn’t like those “Vote Obama! Bro’s Before Ho’s” t-shirts.

 
 

I voted for Clinton in the primary, and will gladly pull the lever for Obama in the general – assuming he’s the candidate, which seems likely at this point.

Frankly, I’m perplexed by the hate/nastiness from both sides of the Clinton/Obama divide. Neither is a perfect vessel for our hopes, but the important point is that they are vessels for the changes we would like to see enacted.

McCain is a vessel for despair.

 
 

Also can people stop using the phrase “Obamabots”?

I’m not a big fan of Obama or Clinton, but I dislike Obama a bit less. That makes me a latte-drinkin’ racism-cryin’ robot? I don’t even know what a latte is.

Literally dehumanizing people because they have the audacity to prefer another candidate?

How about a tiny bit of good faith and charity? I’m not a robot and I’m not a retard, I just like one candidate more than another. It happens.

 
The voice of reason
 

Look, the entire Corrente crew has gone off the fracking deep end. No need to apologize to those clueless rubes. Lambert is the worst of the bunch. It is like an echo chamber for idiots attached to Hilary Clinton’s gallbladder drinking bile straight from her right upper quandrant.

Now that I have that off my chest – I totally agree – I’d vote for either BHO or HRC in a heartbeat against any Republican even if Abe Lincoln himself rose from the grave (because you know, if he were still a R after resurrection then it would mean he must have had a sip of their Koolaid)

 
 

But the overt, blatant misogyny directed against her during this campaign has made me just sick to my stomach. In that context, getting a patronizing lecture about how all us Clinton supporters need to fall into line doesn’t sit very well.

Furthermore, it bothers me when Obama supporters assume that because I support Clinton, I must be racist. I spent a lot of time thinking over my choice, before I settled on Clinton. I have good reasons for it, which you may disagree with, and I’m willing to discuss them, but don’t expect to change my mind by insulting me for my choice.

Thank you for putting it so well. But why should we fall into line exactly? So they can take us for granted again next election cycle? The utter derision with which the Obama campaign and especially its supporters treat Hillary and her supporters is too much. I’m still waiting for some solid reasons — ones proudly proclaimed and defended, not regurgitated for web consumption–to vote for Barack Obama. Hillary has said she’ll fight til every American has health care — that’d be a start. Obama could also rule out using military contractors like Blackwater (no more privatization of the military) or do some “straight talk” about how there is no Social Security ‘crisis,’ ….or that he will not appoint SCOTUS justices solely on the basis that they went to harvard law….anything! I can tell you right now if the Hope and Change seem as empty in November as they do now, I will stay home. And I’ll encourage other progressives to do so also.

It seems that to criticize Obama I must first prove Clinton to be an angel….but it just doesn’t work that way.

I really do feel what you mean about not tarring Democrats as ‘elitist,’ but to a degree there is a bit of elitism that we are unwilling to examine, or so it seems. It’s certainly not a good idea to internalize every Republican smear, attack or criticism, but there is some elitism in telling rank and file Democrats to “move past” the fights of the 1990’s — taxes, health care, jobs, the post-cold war ‘peace dividend’ — those were important fights worth fighting. Obama reveals his elitism by dismissing the Clinton and Bush presidencies together in one fell swoop,

I say if Obama wants to be the nominee that badly, he has to offer us more. If he doesn’t need people like me that care about those issues (and yes, ending the war is important to fund such things as health care) then he can look for votes elsewhere. Yes, I’ll make a statement if it comes to that. If things have to get worse for the Democratic party to learn a lesson, so be it.

 
 

Justin said,

May 8, 2008 at 13:48

She’s fighting hard now because the Dem nominee WILL BE the next president.

I see, so she’s just power hungry, but Obama “really wants to make things better.” This is an odd mix of mind-reading, sexism and true-believerism.

No no no – I’m saying that the Dem nominee WILL BE the next President. McCain will not win because, this year, after Katrina and Iraq and the second Bush recession, having an [R] appended to your name is the kiss of electoral death.

Which is why Hillary is fighting hard, despite being behind and very unlikely to win the nomination from here. Obama’s fighting just as hard. The only difference is he’s ahead and is very likely to win the nomination from here.

 
 

His Grace said:

Also, when the Clinton supporters complain that Barack Obama can’t win working class whites, hispanics or older women, (and that’s the key to November) they neglect to mention that Clinton has difficulty winning Obama’s coalition. You know, the youth vote, African Americans or people with higher education… people we EQUALLY need to win in November.

The unspoken corollary seems to be “where the hell else are they going to go?”, one of the many “tough shit” arguments from Obama electability doubters. I think Hillary is being a horse’s ass of a much greater degree of magnitude than Barack. Sure, I’ll vote for her if she gets the nom, but I think she has become so cynical that she’s now a full-on triangulator like Bill. I believe Barack could sweet talk some better deals than Hillary’s “fold if it’s not a quick win” approach.

And the $30 argument of Lambert’s is really pitiful, as it reveals he is not well-versed as a poor person either. If $30 is a deal breaker, you ride the damn bus (Here in Little Rock it’s $32/month unlimited) – you won’t be buying gas to begin with.

 
 

“really 30 bucks? I still have a hard time grasping that there exist people somewhere who will absolutely die unless we rush to save them 30 fucking bucks.”

I’ll believe it. There certainly is a limited segment of the population that can’t get a job or is scraping by on minimum wage, has health care problems, etc. to whom $30 is a very big deal. Particularly if kids are in the picture. (I’ve also known basically middle-class kids who have slummed, seemingly so they could spin out poverty tales like Lambert’s, but I’ll give him/her the benefit of the doubt on this). In any case I don’t believe people for whom $30 spells the difference between eating and going without are often found tooling around in their own private cars, which is the whole point of the argument about the importance of saving $30 over three months in gas tax. Lambert neglects to mention whether s/he had a car at the time of extreme poverty. I’m sure s/he didn’t.

There’s better ways to reach the desparately poor and hungry than with a gas tax break – a point elided by Lambert’s post. I’d much rather the government hand out free food or extend unemployment benefits, etc. than give a tax break to Hummer-3 drivers to target the small part of the population who have chosen car ownership over eating.

 
 

Yeah, I don’t like being called an Obamabot either. And, if you call Clinton supporters Hillbots or some crap like that, then please stop.

Does someone think that Clinton supporters are ‘retards’? Well, let me clue you in: James Wolcott is not a retard. Think Obama supporters are ‘retards’? Guess what. Roy Edroso is not a retard.

Can we just admit that, while neither of them is perfect, neither of them is Satan either?

 
 

Er, Random Observer, look up.

Johnny Coelacanth, May 8, 2008 at 10:04:

“Perhaps this is projecting my own miserable, institutionalized racism on Hillary supporters, but I imagine (and strictly just imagine, no proof) that the problem with Obama is that he’s Teh Black. ‘Of course, I don’t have a problem with it,’ they would say ‘but there’s just no way that millions of blue collar white people are going to vote for him.’ Hence, the post-vote emphasis on Hillary getting the white vote in North Carolina.

“Even if I am close to the truth, I further imagine your average, Caucasian, Clinton supporter would never, ever, ever say that in public.”

 
 

Iris…when puffing up your chest and acting like your grand progressive feet should be kissed by Obama, it would behoove you not to drop lines like this:

I sincerely hope that Hillary keeps fighting and pulls this one off by whatever technical means she can.

Simply put, Hillary cannot win the nomination without “technical means,” and by “technical means” I mean “Election 2000 Part 2.” And you sincerely hope this happens?

Wow. Oh yes, you certainly = teh progressive. I couldn’t possibly mistake you for yet another wingnut lackey.

 
 

The utter derision with which the Obama campaign and especially its supporters treat Hillary and her supporters is too much. I’m still waiting for some solid reasons — ones proudly proclaimed and defended, not regurgitated for web consumption–to vote for Barack Obama.

1. Because he’s not John McCain.
2. Because he’s not John McCain.
3. BECAUSE HE’S NOT JOHN MCCAIN.

 
 

Iris:

But why should we fall into line exactly? So they can take us for granted again next election cycle?

Maybe because protest votes and staying home didn’t work out too well the last two election cycles. And it’s not demand to fall in line, so much as a request to consider the options and the consequences.

 
Professor Illuminata
 

Two things (and I know I’m coming to this late):

1. I am a tenured professor (with a PhD) at a private, elitist liberal arts college. I started, in 1999, at 33K. I now make exactly 50K. That’s after three years with tenure. So, no, the American professoriate (with the exception of those in the business schools) are not part of the demographic that is really concerned with capital gains tax hikes.

2. When did “post-partisan” become a pejorative? Partisan politics is killing our government’s ability to function.

 
 

So yeah, I — a proud liberal — am tired of hearing how racist I am because I point out that Obama really is kind of a newcomer to the scene, and that maybe he isn’t experienced to know what we’re up against.

Perfectly and 100% fair and understood. I don’t know of anyone who’s done that, and I haven’t done that myself, but people who said that to you were completely, completely wrong.

 
 

Blue Jean said

“Lesson One in Dem Politics; If you don’t want to be attacked with GOP talking points, then don’t give them ammunition.

No, I think they can make their own ammunition no matter what you do.

We tried nominating a decorated Vietnam Vet, a true war hero – and see the kind of ammunition they got out of that.

Lesson One is to stop fearing what the Rethugs will do or say, and stand up for what you believe in.

 
 

How about a tiny bit of good faith and charity? I’m not a robot and I’m not a retard, I just like one candidate more than another. It happens.

Same here…I try not to do that personally, but sometimes you do have to use confrontational language to make a point. If you go elsewhere you’ll find that Hillary supporters are mocked as deranged “Hillbots” (Balloon Juice comes to mind) and practically called traitors to the cause (even here) because we won’t just fall in line even though Obama may happen to pull off a very slim victory. Many of us compromised once already and are unwilling to completely sell out and up-end the party into total meaninglessness so that we can have a feel-good moment. I think that’s as perfectly valid an opinion as preferring to keep our heads down and hope for victory. Because even if we do win, what kind of mandate would we have with a campaign based on ‘less partisanship and more unity’? What would Obama do when entrenched Bush appointees in the civil service start to revolt and run ratfucking operations with their GOP pals out of office? Maybe it’s silly, but I have a much easier time imagining Hillary bringing down the hammer on them. This just isn’t the time (not yet) for unity and reconciliation. Would Obama grope endlessly for the middle way?

 
 

No, I think they can make their own ammunition no matter what you do. We tried nominating a decorated Vietnam Vet, a true war hero – and see the kind of ammunition they got out of that. Lesson One is to stop fearing what the Rethugs will do or say, and stand up for what you believe in.

Bingo.

 
 

I like Hillary’s plans to expand National Science Foundation funding and grants.

An NSF plug on Sadly, No! ?!? I’m swooning.

In all seriousness, NSF funding SHOULD BE the biggest no-brainer for any President or Member of Congress, since it’s the best-run agency in the federal government and basic research is probably the best thing that tax dollars can support. But you know, politicians tend to get distracted by shiny things right around the time they’re supposed to be finishing appropriations…

 
 

(But thanks for acknowledging the misogyny.)

 
 

I’m still waiting for some solid reasons — ones proudly proclaimed and defended, not regurgitated for web consumption–to vote for Barack Obama.

He decided to run his campaign without lobbyist money or PAC money. I still can’t believe that. Totally insane.

Then he won.

That’s worth voting for.

 
 

Iris-

Because I’m ever-so-curious, who did you vote for in 2000?

 
 

Thank you for putting it so well. But why should we fall into line exactly? So they can take us for granted again next election cycle? The utter derision with which the Obama campaign and especially its supporters treat Hillary and her supporters is too much. I’m still waiting for some solid reasons — ones proudly proclaimed and defended, not regurgitated for web consumption–to vote for Barack Obama.

We are talking about in the general election. You want to vote for Clinton now? Knock yourself out.

I can tell you right now if the Hope and Change seem as empty in November as they do now, I will stay home. And I’ll encourage other progressives to do so also.

“Other” progressives? Progressives don’t campaign for McCain.

I’m really starting to believe that this “stay home and protest” meme was started by some clever Republicans because they are the ones who obviously benefit from it.

 
 

How is Clinton pointing out her strengths among working class whites (but not exclusively whites) any different than if Obama or his supporters pointed out his strengths among African Americans and the “creative class”?

Fuck off bonehead.

 
 

This snark-free postage is like Splenda– i know it tastes *like* sugar, but it’s got that unsnarky aftertaste of ass.

However, i, too, sing Ameri–uh, will vote for HRC should she ride to the nomination on a magic pony after Denver. Of course, given that the black people will shave 5,279 feet off the mile-high city if Obama doesn’t win, because we can’t control the primal urges that cause us to automatically translate pluralities among primary-and-caucus delegates into mandates, we might still end up nominating the boy wonder, John Edwards. Edwards-McDreamy ’08!

 
 

If things have to get worse for the Democratic party to learn a lesson, so be it.

And by the same token, that is perfectly and 100% wrong. You wanna talk about throwing people under the bus — that’s what you intend to do. If Clinton got the nomination, I, as an Obama supporter, would eagerly and wholeheartedly vote for her. Because I don’t want my sister, mother, and grandmother hurt, and McCain would work hard to do that. Because I don’t want soldiers to continue to die in an illegal war, and McCain would work hard to do that. Because I don’t want to Supreme Court corrupted any more than it already is, and McCain would work hard to do that. Because I want the economy to improve, New Orleans to be rebuilt, infrastructure to be improved, and McCain doesn’t want any of that. Because torture sucks, and McCain thinks it rules.

Honestly, Iris, if you really think, after eight years of Bush, that you want things even worse to punish people for not loving Clinton enough? Fuck you, go die.

 
 

Also, I’ve never from the start given a rat’s ass who won the Democratic nomination. That D lever was getting pulled one way or the other.

I preferred Hillary from the onset because I thought she’d rip the GOP a new one. Changed to Obama by the fall because I thought HRC was DLC-as-usual. But it never really really mattered. We’ve been splitting fucking hairs for months now.

If Hillary were to (and let’s be frank, this is the only way at this point) steal the nomination, no protest vote from me. HillRod’s name would get the checkmark. If you want to party like it’s 2000, go ahead. Leave me out of it.

 
 

Maybe it’s silly, but I have a much easier time imagining Hillary bringing down the hammer on them.

I agree with you on the necessity of doing so, but I think the exact opposite way on the candidates. I think Hillary is less likely to do this; her role in authorizing the Iraq War and continued support of it for years afterwards makes it less likely she’ll be keen to revisit that disastrous period of misgovernance with a microscope and a hammer.

Not that Obama has promised to do this, but he’s not complicit in it, and he hasn’t ruled it out

 
 

“But here’s what I don’t get and maybe Lambert et. al. can help me out. On the one hand, you guys notice every wart on Obama’s face, which, again, is perfectly fine. And yet you are stunningly blind to any on Hillary’s. And really, they’re not hard to miss.”

Are you kidding me? I know of no Clinton supporters who believe she is the fricking second coming of Christ. She has a lot of flaws, but so does any other politican who is electable. When I take the issue survey I get Kuncinich like I bet a lot of people do. The problem with old Dennis is that he isn’t interested in actually working to govern a nation of diverse and differing viewpoints. He stands up for what he believes in strongly, and we need people like him out there; but he can’t govern. He can’t lead the political system because there are just too many people out there who don’t agree with him. Any politican who actually works to govern and create real change will be imperfect. That is because ultimately our political system is not about trying to achieve perfection, it is about having a system where all opinions, even minority ones, can be heard and have a say in influencing policy. At the end of the day, no one believes our government is perfecrt, and that is one of its virtures.
Obama claims he practices a new kind of politics, that he is somehow superior to the Clintons because he is honest and trustworthy in a way they are not. This is just a lie, and anyone would half a brain would know this. Obama is a politican like anyone else, will do and say certain things to win that in an ideal world one would rather not do, is a shameless hypocrite who has the audacity to criticize others for doing the exact same things he himself does. I have no doubt Hillary Clinton will do the same things, but her pitch to voters was not vote for me because I don’t these things and the others do. She is not promising to magically change Washington by having a level of honesty and integrity that she claims all others are sorely lacking in. Bashing politics and those who actually bothered to show up and engage in them to get some sort of results in order to advance one’s own ambitions will get you a lot of votes, but it is a fraud, and it ultimately won’t produce any results for anyone.

If you want us in the car with you, just admitt what a hypocrite Obama is, that he is a politican through and through just like everyone else, that his claims to be practicing a different kind of politics are a sham. You have to do these things to win an election, especially against a more experienced, qualfied, and accomplished opponent. Obama is going to need to go all in on this fraud to beat McCain, and I will glady go in with him, but only if the more savvy of his supporters will give us a little wink to let us know they aren’t fooled by his non sense. If that is the case then we can be certain that a President Obama will be held accountable and then we can be certain we actually would be better off with him in the White House come January.

 
 

LauraJMixon:

Good catch, I totally missed that. Guess I have seen it after all.

 
 

Perfectly and 100% fair and understood. I don’t know of anyone who’s done that, and I haven’t done that myself, but people who said that to you were completely, completely wrong.

That’s generous of you and it’s much appreciated…I for one am of the opinion that a lot of the insults like that are unintended and maybe even unconscious, but we can see what they have done to the discourse.

 
 

Get Real-

Read this blog more. No one here thinks Obama is the second coming. Hell, even John Cole, who hay-hay-hay-hates HRC, thinks Obama’s mostly full of it.

So no, I don’t think Obama is above it. I think he’s good at fooling people that he’s above it. I think that’ll nab some votes down the line.

But it doesn’t matter. Know who Obama is? Not John McCain. LISTEN TO ME, YOU PEOPLE, HE’S NOT JOHN MCCAIN. NOT JOHN MCCAIN. NOTHING. ELSE. MATTERS. THIS ELECTION IS FRIGGIN HUGE. AND HE’S NOT JOHN MCCAIN.

 
not even an mba
 

Iris,
Even though I think you are wrong and deluded, I have to say that I am very impressed. Walking into the lion’s den and speaking your mind. Brava.

What do you have to say to those of us who can’t support Hillary because we despise Mark Penn with the heat of a thousand suns? The very thought of another media darling campaign genius a la Rove makes some people want to write in Cthulu ’08.

 
 

Obama reveals his elitism by dismissing the Clinton and Bush presidencies together in one fell swoop,

Aw, come on Iris. “elitism”, give me a break, that’s Republican meme material. In terms of the Democratic Party, Bill did do a pretty shitty job – there weren’t much coattails there. Sure it’s extreme to paint Bill with the same brush as George, no argument, but it’s not “elitist” – Hillary is not a blue-collar person either, by any means. And Hillary gave props to McCain over Obama (“Obama gave a speech”, instead of “Boy I sure fucked up voting for that war”).

Most folks seem to prefer Barack. Moreover, the folks that like Barack aren’t going to defect to GOP come November (unlike a blue-collar low information voter that will then have to choose between a white man and a white woman, not between a white woman and a black man). Is he perfect? Aw, hell no. But Hillary has made a lot of piss-poor choices as well. Hillary doesn’t have to be angel, but she does have to be *demonstrably better*, and I am not seeing it.

 
 

What do you have to say to those of us who can’t support Hillary because we despise Mark Penn with the heat of a thousand suns?

Mark Penn isn’t business as usual, because, um, er, durr, uh…

 
Comrade Rutherford
 

“Leonard Peltier on the other hand….he might have a case.”

Just so everyone knows, even the FBI knows that Peltier is not the killer. The person that actually did it got away from the firefight and Peltier has refused to identify the man. The Fed prosecuted Peltier because they had him in their control, they had expected Peltier to roll on the actual shooter, but he still hasn’t to this day.

 
 

Look: Not liking Obama or disagreeing with him does not mean you are a racist. Not liking or disagreeing with Hillary does not mean you are a misogynist. The fact that we have to even state such things appals me.

There are plenty of reasons to criticize either of them. There are plenty of reasons to believe that one is the better candidate than the other, one candidate is ‘more electable’ than the other, and one will do a better job fighting the republicans than the other. Intelligent people can look at the same facts and come to different conclusions.

However, it is past the time for these debates really. Obama has pulled off a defacto win, albeit a slim one. But as another candidate so marvellously declared “a win is a win.” In order for Hillary to win, she needs something like 75% of the remaining popular vote and 84% of the superdelegates… unless Florida and Michigan are seated as is, without sanctions. (They aren’t going to do that and reward bad behaviour just so Hillary can win sorry).

The question is, do you want McCain to win or Obama? Clinton is irrelevant at this time. SHE CAN’T WIN THE NOMINATION. And yes, I would say this wholeheartedly to a hardcore Obamunist were the roles reversed.

Just one final note: It is absurd to suggest that either Clinton (were she the nominee) or Obama will ignore substantial voting blocks of the democratic base. In the general election, Hillary would need the African American vote and the youth vote as badly as Obama needs the white rust-belt vote or older women. Neither wants to ignore a coalition that represents about half of the democratic base.

 
 

“Either will have (if we are fortunate not to have a 3rd term of Bush) a huge freakin’ mess on their hands that will require all of their energy to even begin to repair.” That is the problem. I don’t think that Obama is capable of dealing with that. The Democratic Congress is and will be mostly a bunch of wimps and they need someone to whip them into shape against the Rethugs. Clinton can do that but I doubt that Obama can.

Obama’s campaign reminds me of John Lennon’s song “Gimme some truth”.

“with just a pocketful of hope
money for dope
money for rope”

 
 

the Democratic party: seriously, you can do pretty much anything and we’ll forgive you

 
 

We’re prepared to walk because we believe in something, and it’s much larger than Hillary Clinton.

Great. President-Elect McCain thanks you for your support.

Just please, please don’t ask me for my support when you get whatever candidate you really really want.

 
 

I don’t think that Obama is capable of dealing with that.

Too bad. He’s the candidate.

 
 

We’ve seen Clinton supporters come in here and parrot the “why won’t the bitch quit” line. Which, by the way, is a lovely recurring feature at the sewers in Corrente. And the “white votes count more than black votes” line. And claim that people oppose their Iraq-war-voting-for, flag-burning-bill, ban-evil-video-games candidate because they hate women.
Donna Shalala was responding to an appalling white-votes-are-what-matters appeal from Begala. And the Clintonsphere has taken her “new coalition” response (e.g. you shouldn’t pretend only white votes matter) and turned it into some kind of bullshit shunning (they don’t want us in their party anymore.) Forgive me if this sort of nonsense doesn’t provoke sympathy.

Corrente is off the rails, they’re vicious and thin skinned, and they deserve relentless mockery. I will predict, right now, that the extreme Clinton sites will end up doing a Lieberman or Nader, according to which way the crank turns. “The democratic party didn’t leave me” blah blah blah. Look for Lambert and his crew to go for some third party crap, along with riverdance. (Who, by the way, has a vicious….man, just go look. Those lucky black folks!) Look for the loons at No Quarter to go McCain. Armando will continue to post hate on Obama while pretending he supports him; Jeralyn will avoid general election politics. No idea what Taylor Marsh, Suzie Madrak, and the Hillaryis44 gang will do. The Left Coaster will support democrats with a leftist critique, a ok by me.

Is it OK to mock youstabees? ’cause that’s what you’re about to be looking at. August Pollack is right – these are warblogger wannabes, for whom EVERYTHING CHANGED in primary season 08.

 
 

Obama is going to need to go all in on this fraud to beat McCain, and I will glady go in with him, but only if the more savvy of his supporters will give us a little wink to let us know they aren’t fooled by his non sense.

Why? What possible difference could it make? If you know it to be true why do you need the Obama supporters to validate it for you?

Look, I’ll spend the rest of my time from now through Election Day with one eye closed if it will help, but I can’t for the life of me figure out why it matters at all.

 
 

Iris:

What would Obama do when entrenched Bush appointees in the civil service start to revolt and run ratfucking operations with their GOP pals out of office?

Agreed. Both Bill and Hill have written about how unexpectedly difficult the transition in the executive bureaucracy was when Bill first took office. Hillary knows better than any candidate what to expect and how to handle it. It’s one of the reasons I voted for her in the primary. And if Clinton doesn’t win, I hope she’ll give, and Obama will take, her advice on it.

That said, there’s a lot to like about Obama too – for instance, I suspect he has better foriegn policy *judgement*, despite having less experience than HRC. And at this point, I think he’s doing more to build the party – which was never Clinton a strength.

So, again, I’m happy to pull the lever for him if he’s the candidate. Frankly, Iris, I can understand supporting Clinton, but I can’t understand hating Obama so much as to sit out the election or stay home.

Iris:

If things have to get worse for the Democratic party to learn a lesson, so be it.

That’s just nuts. I don’t want to see things get any worse for *America*. Another term or two of Unitary Executives, and the country may be too fascistic for the Democrats to learn or use whatever lesson you’re pushing.

 
 

If you want us in the car with you, just admitt what a hypocrite Obama is, that he is a politican through and through just like everyone else, that his claims to be practicing a different kind of politics are a sham.

Umm, ok. Obama is not the second coming of Christ. I sincerely doubt that his administration will be substantially different than a Clinton one. Yes he is a politician. That makes him a hypocrite who will say things to get elected, just like any other one. Yeesh. As for the sham thing, well, the cynical side of me says that you very likely could be right… although declaring him a failure before he even got into office strikes me as a tad premature, any more than it would be to declare Hillary’s healthcare plan DOA at this point. Question: Why is it necessary for me to say this?

 
 

“We’re prepared to walk because we believe in something, and it’s much larger than Hillary Clinton.”

Near as I can tell, that something is handing dominionist, “originalist”, right wing extremists up to four more seats on the Supreme Court. Good move.

“Win or lose, it seems to me that a lot of us are not ready to pull the lever once more for a pandering, Republican Lite”

Let me make sure I’m getting this right…this was a Clinton supporter saying this?

“because I point out that Obama really is kind of a newcomer to the scene, and that maybe he isn’t experienced to know what we’re up against.”

The effective difference is one more term in the Senate. One.

 
 

DN Nation-
Good answer! You have got me leaning Obama with honesty like that.

 
 

I would invite everyone who thinks not voting is a swell idea to look at the picture at the top of this post:

http://margalis.blogspot.com/2008/03/what-we-learned-from-iraq-absolutely.html

At some point “sticking to your principles” is just selfishness. I don’t like Mark Penn, I’m not a huge fan of Clinton or the campaign she’s run, but I’ll gladly sacrifice my vaunted “principles” if it means McCain won’t be in office, invading Iran, killing a couple hundred thousand more people and creating millions more refugees.

Perhaps the most important principle, the one most worth sticking to, is not elevating your own ego above the lives the thousands of people.

if you choose to not vote out of “principle” the principle you are celebrating is extreme selfishness. It takes real arrogance to believe that “being true to yourself” or some shit like that is more important than life or death for others.

 
 

Not Even An MBA:

What do you have to say to those of us who can’t support Hillary because we despise Mark Penn with the heat of a thousand suns? The very thought of another media darling campaign genius a la Rove makes some people want to write in Cthulu ‘08.

I don’t know what Iris has to say, but I’ll say the same thing I’ve said to the anti-Obama crowd. She’s not perfect, and neither is he. The important thing is that neither of them is McCain.

We simply can’t take another 4-8 years of Republican rule. And that’s what the consequence is of not voting for whomever is the Dem nominee.

.

 
 

In the 90s, the Clintons were champions of triangulation and the new third way between left and right. Now Clinton supporters are saying Obama’s not lefty enough for them? Memory, where are you when we need you?

 
 

I don’t feel like registering over at Corrente to comment on this (http://www.correntewire.com/an_olive_branch_from_sadly_land), but shystee, if you’re reading this “a pissed-off reaction to the assholish tactics and arguments employed by Obama supporters on and off the blogs” is not a “good” reason to keep attacking the party nominee. Somebody’s hurt feelings aren’t worth electing John McCain.

 
 

His Grace-
It is necessary for you to say this so we can have faith that you will hold Obama accountable on the issues when he is President, not do what I have seen to many do in this primary, which is sell out on very important progressive issues in order to rationalize their burning desire to see Obama elected. (Health Care for example.) If I know you know better, then we can create the atmosphere in which a true progressive mandate can rule, not the unity non sense Obama is trying to fool people into believing. A lot of the things that need to be done will be divisive if we do them. We have to know that Obama is ready to create some divison for a greater good, and that people won’t blindly follow him because of what he represents to them, rather than what he actually does. We have seem with Bush and his base how toxic that can be. What you have already said puts me further down the path to Obama though, so thanks.

 
 

burning desire to see Obama elected

Thing is, for a lot of us it’s really more of a burning desire to NOT SEE JOHN MCCAIN ELECTED.

 
 

Too bad. He’s the candidate.

No, he’s not. Hillary has not dropped out of the race, and until she does the fact remains that Obama has not secured the nomination. If Hillary can’t win, then why is everyone so worried that she will? I for one hope she stays in, til the convention if necessary. You only win by getting 2209 delegates, pledged or super. Those are ‘the rules’ and that is ‘the math.’ And Florida and Michigan have to be included — Obama encouraged his supporters to vote uncommitted for just this contingency. IMO Hillary played it smart from the beginning…..If she stays in, the fact is that it’s not over til the convention. You’ll have a hard time convincing me that as close as the race is, the superdelegates’ not following the Obama campaign’s expectations would not be stealing the election for Hillary, it would be the process working out exactly as it is intended to. You can’t argue that we have to follow the “rules” and support the pledged delegate leader, even though those same rules allow for party leaders to make a different choice. The super delegates are there for a reason, to think about the best interests of the party and not to be bound by numbers of pledged delegates. They can use any criteria they want, including whether or not they think Obama can *win* in November and whether they think he best represents the Democratic message in 2008. IMHO he does not. Hillary is FAR from perfect, but I feel like we’re getting a litte bit more than simple dogwhistles from her.

 
 

Anne Laurie:
“I don’t know which supporters he’ll sell out first, but from what we know of his career I can safely predict that his deepest core principles involve maximizing the political career of one Barak H. Obama… ”
Please, tell me that isn’t so – a presidential candidate out to maximize his political career. Why that’s unprecedented.
And I defended Clinton with the same argument form day 1. The dumbest anti-Clinton argument I heard (mostly from the right) was she’s too ambitious. Yes, in her case there’s obviously sexism at play but regardless of the sexism its just plain stupid to feign indignation over someone running to be the head of the wealthiest, most heavily armed nation in the world actually wanting to be in charge. Well no shit, really, they have a big ego and ambition to burn…while I’ll be damned, never wouldathunkit.

 
 

Also when your strategy is to do exactly what Republicans want you to do you’re doing it wrong.

You have Democrats saying that they’ll either force Clinton through as the nominee through some back-room deal that will tear the Democratic party apart or they’ll just not vote and encourage all their friends to not vote as well. This is a Republican wet-dream.

 
 

IMO Hillary played it smart from the beginning

Yes, when I think of “playing it smart from the beginning,” I can’t help but think of the former presumptive front-runner who now finds herself with almost no shot at winning the nomination. That’s some smart campaigning there.

If Hillary can’t win, then why is everyone so worried that she will?

Because her attacks on Obama are weakening BOTH of their general election numbers. She’s running a campaign that’s going to leave WHOMEVER is still standing at the end in a weakened position with respect to beating McCain. Which, at the risk of beating a dead horse, is for a lot of us all we really care about right now.

If she can run a campaign that directs its venom at McCain and the Republicans instead of sizable factions of her own party, then I think she’d find that most of the people who want her to quit wouldn’t mind so much anymore.

 
 

“The effective difference is one more term in the Senate. One.”

Clinton has many more years on the national scene than her Senate term. It’s ridiculous to pretend that she was not deeply involved in her husband’s administration. They were a team. Don’t you remember the “co-presidents/ two for the price of one” business? It’s one of the reasons the Clintons got so much heat — they challenged the paradigm that First Ladies are supposed to be about teas, parties, and at most, children’s health and literacy. Hillary was much more involved in administration policy, and it was a big threat to the Villages and the rightwing noise machine.

Look, I’m in the same boat with those who say we can’t afford to stay home in November. Too much is at stake in this election. But it’d sure be nice if we Clinton supporters saw more evidence that Obama and his supporters cared about the right to choose, for instance, and didn’t appear blind to — or worse, even indulge themselves in — truly repugnant sexist slurs against US history’s first viable female presidential candidate.

 
 

If Hillary can’t win, then why is everyone so worried that she will?

Nobody is.

 
Comrade Rutherford
 

Like another commenter said, I have taken many websites off my list in the last few months.

I can’t read Corrente any more, just like I can’t goto Kos anymore. I simply do not understand the rancor and bitterness over the obviously Republican double-agents Obama and Clinton.

Judging solely by their public record, both Obama and Clinton are moderate Republicans. I can not in good conscience support either one. I might be able to convince myself to vote Obama in the General Election were he to win the convention, but there’s simply no way I could possibly vote for Clinton or McCain. I still have a Kucinich lawn sign in my yard, and I was ready to vote for barely-left-of-center Edwards, until the conservative media forced him out of the race.

Just so you all know, I knew way more about the blatant corruption and right-wing policies of the Clintons back in 1991, and sure enough, as President, Clinton (it seems) signed more pro-GOP laws than during the previous 12 years of the first Bush presidency. After serving as Token Woman on the board of WalMart, where she helped to plan Wal-Mart’s role in the destruction of the US Middle Class, she worked at Rose law firm where her task was to take on the worst clients, the ones that were so evil that the regular partners were scared off. One of Clinton’s efforts was to make sure that a corporate polluter got off scott-free after knowingly killing and maiming children. Hillary is clearly evil and has been for decades.

The Democratic Leadership has been a subsidiary of the GOP since 1979, making a show of being an opposition party, but consistently voting with the GOP when it really mattered. For example, during the Reagan years, when the executive was violating the holy US Constitution left and right, the Democratic Leadership publicly announced that they would never hold the GOP accountable. And when Clinton came in, the Dems lay down and refused to fight against the Contract On America, where Newt Gingrich pushed America another two points toward right-wing totalitarianism. The Dems refused to stop anti-American extremists from being appointed to the US Supreme Court and lower courts, not only that, but they voted FOR these extremist bastards, (like Scalia).

So it makes very little difference who gets elected, all three Republican slaves will follow the right-wing agenda as set by their corporate owners. The differences are minor, like what day to invade Iran, not whether the US has any right to start yet-another war of naked aggression (the same thing we hung Nazis for) against the citizens of a foreign nation that never harmed the US.

So I just don’t understand why people are so crazed by this primary. We have NO choice, it has already been made for us by the wealthy,

 
 

Good answer! You have got me leaning Obama with honesty like that.

See, that’s great and all, but can we just look for one moment at the absurdity of choosing who will be the next leader of the United States based on who was mean to whom on the INTERNET?

There are some sexist assholes out there supporting Obama and saying a lot of misogynistic shit about Hillary. Granted. There are also plenty of starry-eyed Obamacultists who are probably in for a big let down. Those aren’t the people who are going to run his administration. Getting the respect that you feel you deserve online isn’t a principle. In fact, its about as shallow as voting for the candidate with the nicest suits.

 
 

No, he’s not. Hillary has not dropped out of the race, and until she does the fact remains that Obama has not secured the nomination.

…but de facto, he has. Popular lead/delegate lead. Soon to overtake Hillary in superdelegates. Hillary’s only shot is some backroom shenanigans at this point. And as much as you say that you’ll enable a McCain presidency if HRC isn’t the nominee, I would advise you to consider what would happen in Denver if the second-place candidate declares victory.

With that being said, I don’t mind that Hillary’s sticking around. I’m with Steve Benen on this one- if she hangs around, espouses some solid values and spends the great bulk of her time dissing Bush/McCain, then it’s fine. If she keeps slamming Obama, then it only hurts the party. Small sample size has been a mixed bag; the pro-feminism anti-McCain talk has been good, but this new “our demographics PWN his!” stuff is just bullshit.

But again- She can’t win the nomination at this point without bullshit. Sorry.

You only win by getting 2209 delegates, pledged or super. Those are ‘the rules’ and that is ‘the math.’ And Florida and Michigan have to be included

Yes, keep moving those goalposts, even though Hillary herself only started using this math only after it became politically useful to do so. You do know Obama’s name wasn’t even on the fucking ballot in Michigan, yes?

But sure, count ’em. He still wins. Moving on.

You’ll have a hard time convincing me that as close as the race is, the superdelegates’ not following the Obama campaign’s expectations would not be stealing the election for Hillary, it would be the process working out exactly as it is intended to.

So…

Hillary wins = Win at any cost, and it’s fine!
Obama wins = I’ll leave the Democratic party!

I’m within my right at this point to declare you full of it.

They can use any criteria they want, including whether or not they think Obama can *win* in November and whether they think he best represents the Democratic message in 2008. IMHO he does not.

That’s nice. But look at the numbers. Obama’s been gaining on her for months w/r/t the supers, and will most likely overtake her in a matter of weeks.

 
 

“In the 90s, the Clintons were champions of triangulation and the new third way between left and right. Now Clinton supporters are saying Obama’s not lefty enough for them? Memory, where are you when we need you?”

The Clinton’s practiced triangulation as a matter of political necessity to get things done that had to be done. They did this because they were in power and understood the awesome responsibility that came along with that. Obama preaches his unity, praise the Republicans stick as a matter of principle, and claims that he doesn’t engage in evil political posturing. If this is true, which I hope it isn’t and he is just saying that to get elected, than I have a major problem with Obama. I hope that both Hillary and Barack oppose gay marriage because it is a political necessity to do so in our current climate, but apparently Barack doesn’t make calculations like that. So I am worried that when the country has progressed to the point where we are ready to embrace gay marriage that Barack will continue to oppose it out of principle. He is a very religious fellow, called by God to serve and all, and considering he doesn’t take positions for political reasons, it seems to me a legtimate concern that he will adhere dogmatically to some of his more conservative friendly positions, even once the country has progressed beyond them.

 
 

But it’d sure be nice if we Clinton supporters saw more evidence that Obama and his supporters cared about the right to choose

I guarantee that Obama wouldn’t nominate the kind of judges McCain will. I guarantee anyone Obama nominates will be pro-choice.

I’m very sorry about misogyny. Very sorry about it. I have no idea how it feels, me being a man and all. I’m so sorry about it. If there is anything- anything- I can do to fight it, tell me.

 
 

But here’s what I don’t get and maybe Lambert et. al. can help me out. On the one hand, you guys notice every wart on Obama’s face, which, again, is perfectly fine. And yet you are stunningly blind to any on Hillary’s. And really, they’re not hard to miss.

wow, you really are clueless.

Do you relieve believe that Clinton supporters don’t know about her flaws? Do you think we’ve on the Clinton for President bandwagon for 8 years, just waiting for the chance to vote for her to become President?

The vast majority of those of us in the blogosphere who support Clinton were ABC (anyone but Clinton) a year ago, because we were well aware of all of her flaws. But when it finally came down to her and Obama, and we looked at Obama, we saw….an empty suit. Someone with no record to speak of, whose ideas and policies were not his own, and whose past provided an abundance of fodder for the right right smear machine. Obama had just as many “minuses” as Clinton, but where Clinton had plusses, Obama had zeroes and question marks.

The difference between Clinton and Obama supporters is this: we chose our candidate with full knowledge of her strengths and weaknesses — Obama’s didn’t. And as Obama’s weaknesses have been exposed, Obama’s supporters have ignored them.

 
 

although declaring him a failure before he even got into office strikes me as a tad premature, any more than it would be to declare Hillary’s healthcare plan DOA at this point. Question: Why is it necessary for me to say this?

If Hillary is not the nominee, it’s going to take convincing from Barack, not his supporters, to get me in the car. And I stress again that I’m a long-time and loyal Democratic voter, not a Naderite. I have faith in the purity of your all’s motives, even though some of you defend Obama at the drop of a hat and let the misogyny slide until now, when it may be too late. But the truth is Obama is still an unknown quantity to me, and that’s a bad thing when you combine it with trying to be as vague as possible so as to protect yourself from attack. The fact that he was all for voting for Roberts until someone hit him with the fact that he could lose the primary because of it, is very disturbing to me. Does he think going to Harvard Law is enough? Does he really think that because he was prepared to vote on ‘non-ideological’ grounds that Republicans will too when he is president? If so, we are in trouble, folks. And, not to pander or anything, but does he not realize that even $30 is a lot of money for some people, and what that says about the US treating its citizens as less than human (as Wright said)? We bailed out the big shitpile, supposedly because we ‘have to’ and bad things will happen if we don’t, but a lot of our people need a bailout. Times have not been good to them. I know Clinton understands, despite her financial success in life….does Obama? Is his health plan the goal or the compromise? Is he just trying to be very generous on the issue of social security to sound moderate? Where do the panders end and the man begin? With Clinton, I know, she talks tough on national security now to protect herself against being too ‘soft’ or whatever…Obama distances himself from Wright to avoid being labeled the “militant black” candidate (also silly) but the truth is I couldn’t tell you how he really feels about Jeremiah Wright’s painfully accurate critique of America.

Now I have to go to bed, thanks for the fascinating discussion, maybe we can pick it up again sometime..=) Apologies for the harsh language, but as you can see there is passion on the other side too. Although I think you’re giving up too much leverage by readily falling in line, I too share your desire to keep McSame out of office (btw at Balloon Juice the new catch phrase is “Clinton McSame…” have I ever mentioned that former GOP’ers don’t make the best allies sometimes?

 
 

The utter derision with which the Obama campaign and especially its supporters treat Hillary and her supporters is too much.

Holy crap, your FIRST COMMENT referenced “the unity pony” and the misogyny of Obama supporters, the “why won’t the bitch quit” crap.

Many of us compromised once already and are unwilling to completely sell out and up-end the party into total meaninglessness so that we can have a feel-good moment.

Then enjoy your own self-righteous feel-good moment, but don’t fool yourself that giving “how do we beat the bitch” McCain the presidency rather than sullying yourself voting by for someone who is nearly Clinton’s political twin is some sort of grand victory for Truth, Meaning, and the Democratic Party.

 
 

Obama had just as many “minuses” as Clinton, but where Clinton had plusses, Obama had zeroes and question marks.

Again, oh well. Clinton is not the nominee.

 
 

And as Obama’s weaknesses have been exposed, Obama’s supporters have ignored them.

Do you have any proof of this, other than the usual slate of anecdotal wankery?

Again, *read! this! blog!*. Read all the threads the S,N!-ers started that weren’t in pursuit of teh funnay. Each and every time…”Obama isn’t perfect,” “Let’s be honest, Obama is business as usual,” etc.

Your strawman = fail.

 
 

Get Real, I can’t speak for anyone but myself, but I don’t expect you to love Obama b) Not criticize him or c) not hold his feet to the fire during his administration when he enacts bad policies. Actually I encourage all three.

In fact, if any of the Sadlynauts here expect the opposite, I would be genuinely surprised.

 
 

some of you defend Obama at the drop of a hat and let the misogyny slide until now

Name names Iris you gutless dope.

 
 

Your candidate sucks and I don’t.

Too bad I dropped out.

 
 

In fact, if any of the Sadlynauts here expect the opposite, I would be genuinely surprised.

Right. Obama is not the perfect option, he is the option.

 
 

If Hillary is not the nominee, it’s going to take convincing from Barack, not his supporters, to get me in the car.

Good for you. You’re great. Great great great. Super great, doubleplus great, totes awesome 100% plus infinity times great with a cherry on top.

I will again say- If HRC manages to wiggle into the nomination, I’ll vote for her anyway.

And I stress again that I’m a long-time and loyal Democratic voter, not a Naderite.

Well, good, seeing how Nader is a Halliburton stockholder.

I have faith in the purity of your all’s motives, even though some of you defend Obama at the drop of a hat and let the misogyny slide until now, when it may be too late.

Um, you’re the one who’s breaking out the “by any means necessary” talk.

And, not to pander or anything, but does he not realize that even $30 is a lot of money for some people

Errrrrrrrrrp. End of discussion. You’re full of crap.

 
 

The difference between Clinton and Obama supporters is this: we chose our candidate with full knowledge of her strengths and weaknesses — Obama’s didn’t. And as Obama’s weaknesses have been exposed, Obama’s supporters have ignored them.

I would say that there are a great many Obama supporters who will see no wrong in him, yes. There are also a great many who choose him even after his weaknesses have been exposed. It is possible for good, intelligent people to approach the same question rationally and arrive at different answers.

 
 

Blue jean: Thank you so much for noble willingness to vote for the centrist candidate who beat your centrist candidate in a nearly year long campaign. You’re a real trooper

Keep snarking, Bob; I’m sure you can drive more Hillary voters into writing in her name instead of voting Obama if you keep trying. Won’t your centrist candidate thank you for that?

 
 

Iris:

The super delegates are there for a reason, to think about the best interests of the party and not to be bound by numbers of pledged delegates. They can use any criteria they want, including whether or not they think Obama can *win* in November and whether they think he best represents the Democratic message in 2008. IMHO he does not. Hillary is FAR from perfect, but I feel like we’re getting a litte bit more than simple dogwhistles from her.

Fair enough. That’s what all this sniping and backbiting is all about anyway. Some people want Hillary to concede the race so the party can focus on attacking McCain, and some people want her to stay in because they think she’s the better candidate.

My take is that I’d rather see this wrapped up by mid-June or the beginning of July. I have no problem with letting this play out till the end of the primaries, and giving the SD’s a couple weeks to announce their preferences.

But if it goes to the convention, I don’t see that as a great evil either. It will at least deprive McCain and the Republican Party of some airtime for their attacks, and perhaps keep people excited about the Democratic race rather.

In the meantime, it really would be good to see both sides refrain from race and gender based political analysis and other Republican memes. And it would be really, really nice to see the intra-party attacks stop, and be replaced by attacks on the Republicans.

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Name names Iris you gutless dope.

It’s just a general impression, and I still think it’s fairly accurate to say that we have not noticed sexism nearly as much as we have reacted kneejerk to any hint of racism. It’s not necessarily all of you, I don’t mean to be imprecise.

 
 

So, can it be said that some significant percentage of Clinton voters simply wouldn’t mind a John McCain presidency? Because that’s pretty much what I see when I read most of these comments.

 
 

It’s not necessarily all of you, I don’t mean to be imprecise.

Then don’t fling shit when you don’t know if it should be flung. People here have noticed the appalling treatment Hillary receives and also that Obama is not the savior.

 
 

Being a Kucinich devotee, I am suprised to be so strongly in for Hillary.
This country’s best days were when we had an economically strong and vibrant middle class. The other minor thing is that the world is on the brink of destruction and I want the smartest person at the helm. Like Bill, Hill’s understanding goes 4-5 levels deep on any issue. Obama?
he needs some time to mature. One says bomb Pakistan, the other Iran, so that’s a draw. Obama is open to privatizing social security, keeping Blackwater in Iraq, is ok with mysogeny and is happy to drop a “racist” accusation for political headway – a mortal sin.

 
 

RandomObserver:

Also when your strategy is to do exactly what Republicans want you to do you’re doing it wrong.

Sometimes. And sometimes not.

Let’s not forget that the Republicans are often stupid, and frequently like things that aren’t good for them – like lactose intolerant dogs that love milk.

I think we need to spend less time worrying about what the Republicans want, and more time worrying about how to get the country working for us – all of us, and not just the rich – again.

.

 
 

Iris said:

Yes, I’ll make a statement if it comes to that. If things have to get worse for the Democratic party to learn a lesson, so be it.

This may be the most dangerous political statement we’re going to hear in 2008.

I can only conclude that Iris is just not comfortable with democracy. She’s a narcissist in progressive clothing. I hope her kind are a tiny, tiny minority.

 
 

DN Nation-
Your last post has me leaning McCain again.

The Republican party allows all 50 states to vote, and when its states move up their primaries they follow their own gudielines and strip them of half their delegates, they do not prevent millions of voters from having any say whatsoever in the process.

I am not sure I can vote for a candidate that would suppress the votes of some, even if techincally the “rules” allow them to do so, because those voters having a say would hurt that candidate’s prospects. If in the future states follow Indiana’s terrible precedent and require ID to vote, and people begin to actively attempt to enforce this rule vigorously disenfranchising many voters, and the Republicans respond those are the rules, what are we are going to say in return? Obviously technical “rules” are more important than ensuring everyone has a right to vote. If people can’t follow the rules and get proper IDs then tough for them, just like it is tough for the people of Michigan and Florida?

Obama could not win the nomination withou this bullshit of Michigan and Florida voters being screwed over the rules comittee. The Republicans had the same problem and found a reasonable way to solve it. One the Democrats would have found if they had simply looked in their own fucking rules. Having those two big states go early helped the Republicans significantly by sorting out their nomination without all the mess we Democrats had to deal with. If you insist that Obama won this nomination legtimately by blocking revotes in Florida and Michigan then don’t be suprised when he loses those two states come November, and when people like me vote for the party that doesn’t disenfranchise millions of voters in the name of adherence to the rules.

 
 

The super delegates are there for a reason, to think about the best interests of the party and not to be bound by numbers of pledged delegates. They can use any criteria they want, including whether or not they think Obama can *win* in November and whether they think he best represents the Democratic message in 2008

Yes, and they can use other criteria, like who is motivating the most new voters, who has the highest favorability ratings, who is raising the most money, and who is competitive in more places. Super delegates are party insiders. Bill Clinton is a former president. Hillary had every advantage with them, but has been bleeding SDs for months now. The whole, “I can still win on superdelegates” line would be more convincing if she were actually winning them.

 
 

LauraJMixon: “Clinton has many more years on the national scene than her Senate term. It’s ridiculous to pretend that she was not deeply involved in her husband’s administration. They were a team.”
How did Mrs. Clinton do with the Health Care Task Force? I have never seen so great an opportunity for so great a liberal reform so thoroughly destroyed by hubris and incompetence. Secret meetings, the big 5 insurance companies dictating terms, other key players frozen out., a plan so complex the best way to destroy it was to describe it. And yes, I know, big bad Republicans fought her. That’s the point isn’t it? And assuming she gotten it passed it would certainly be her main claim to the nomination so please don’t bother trying to distance her from the failure.
Furthermore, in 8 years as First Lady Mrs. Clinton never carried a security clearance. Not so much as a secret. I don’t know how much you know about how the federal government works, but a person devoid of a security clearance is a person with no input on foreign, defense or intelligence policy. Half the budget is closed to her. Most cabinet meetings would be off limits. Sorry, new paradigm or not she was not a “co-president.”

 
 

Your last post has me leaning McCain again.

That’s stupid.

 
 

The Republican party allows all 50 states to vote, and when its states move up their primaries they follow their own gudielines and strip them of half their delegates, they do not prevent millions of voters from having any say whatsoever in the process.

If we gave Hillary half the votes she won in FL and MI she would still lose.

 
 

Pedestrain:

See, that’s great and all, but can we just look for one moment at the absurdity of choosing who will be the next leader of the United States based on who was mean to whom on the INTERNET?

Good point. Thanks for making, Pedestrian.

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Pedestrain:

See, that’s great and all, but can we just look for one moment at the absurdity of choosing who will be the next leader of the United States based on who was mean to whom on the INTERNET?

Good point. Thanks for making it, Pedestrian.

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Fine, seat the delegates. Every single one of them. I don’t care, and I thought the decision to screw the states was a bad one.

But what do you do about Michigan? Again, Obama’s name was not on the ballot.

Also, seriously man. How the heck does what Some Guy On The Internet say figure into your political affiliations?

 
 

In the meantime, it really would be good to see both sides refrain from race and gender based political analysis and other Republican memes. And it would be really, really nice to see the intra-party attacks stop, and be replaced by attacks on the Republicans.

Unlike the press, I think we can walk and chew gum at the same time can’t we? Some might argue that this primary as well as other recent elections have shown that adhering to Reagan’s 11th commandment will get progressives nowhere. If our party leaders know they can count on us no matter how much they stab us in the back, they’ll never address the issues that matter to us, and we’ll be asked again and again to wait. If Reagan did make the GOP the “party of ideas,” as Obama said, I wish he’d take this advice to heart and run hard to the left. Reagan ran hard to the right…he pissed off a lot of people but amazingly they got stuff done because they won popular support for their ‘ideas’ (if you can call them that). And I am not comfortable with the proposition that Obama is secretly ‘with us’ – I need him to show it, and besides, he is supposed to be the candidate who isn’t afraid to tell us the truth, right?

 
not even an mba
 

JGabriel,
Indeed, right now all eyes are on the circular donkey shooting squad. Barack and Hillary are dominating the news cycle. This is their opportunity to stick it to Johnny 100 years. I’ll drop my objection to Clinton, despite Mark Penn, if she goes on a two month long McCain-is-going-to-draft-your-babies-get-them-killed-in-Iraq-and-sell-the-bodies-to-Chinese-apothecaries bender

 
 

I too share your desire to keep McSame out of office

No, you don’t. You said upthread that you thought things had to get worse to make sure the Democratic party got the picture. You think punishing America with another crazy Republican is a good thing, because maybe people will accept your Messiah in 2012.

Go away, you awful troll.

 
 

Sorry, but I feel I need to use caps because I really don’t know how else to get this question across to the people to whom I want to ask it:
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU SAY OBAMA IS UNKNOWN AFTER 6 MONTHS OF PRIMARIES, 21 DEBATES AND A BIG FUCKING WEBSITE THAT WOULD TAKE NO MORE THAN 37 FUCKING KEYSTROKES TO PULL UP? HERE, I’LL MAKE IT EASY FOR YOU: http://www.barackobama.com/index.php
YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIM OR YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIM? BE FUCKING INTELLECTUALLY HONEST FOR GOD’S SAKE.

 
Comrade Rutherford
 

A latte is a horrible drink:
Warm milk with one drop of coffee in it. The Anti-Cappucino.

What the hell is the point of that?

 
 

Gore/Edwards 08

 
 

Yes, I’ll make a statement if it comes to that. If things have to get worse for the Democratic party to learn a lesson, so be it.

Then why stop at 4 more years of war and economic collapse? If you really want to teach us all a lesson you should start setting fires and blowing shit up. That’ll show America!

 
 

This bullshit equivalence is fucking redneck-spooge.

Obama said “her health care plan is bad because no mandate will ever pass the congress and so its a waste of time to try”.

Hillary said “this n****** is just another affirmative action hire stealing a white person job”.

They are NOT equivalent at all.

 
 

Iris I’m going to be blunt with you: This is not going to the convention. Hillary Clinton would be, well, monumentally stupid to do this. Why? Because that would mean even if she won in spite of not being the leader in either popular vote or pledged delegates, she would have two months as an official candidate, with more than half of the democratic party out and out hating her.

The party elders are not going to let such a thing happen. I expect that the negotiations to get her out gracefully are already in full swing. By May 20th, Obama will have amassed a majority of the pledged delegates and quite possibly lead in super delegates (he’s down by what 12-13 now?). My guess is that in the interests in both parties, the remaining super delegates won’t storm over to Obama just so she can win in Kentucky and West Virginia and then end the campaign on a high note.

But if you want her to win, could you explain how exactly she’s going to? She’s behind in the popular vote and delegate count even if you count Florida and Michigan without sanctions. She’ll likely win Kentucky, West Virginia and Puerto Rico. Obama will win Washington and the rest. She won’t close the gap by enough and the supers have been breaking for Obama by far larger margins lately than her.

She’s lost. What is the point of her continuing until the convention and fighting on the floor? It serves no one’s interest, except John McCain’s.

 
 

But what do you do about Michigan? Again, Obama’s name was not on the ballot.

Obama and the Daily Kos both encouraged his supporters to vote uncommitted, specifically so that they would be seated at the convention and counted as Obama delegates. Why he ever agreed to take his name off the ballot is beyond me…there was never an ‘agreement’ to do so. Dean said to, Obama and Edwards said yes, Hillary wisely did not. And she still more than likely would have won those states with comfortable margins. Obama will get delegates from Michigan, he just won’t get as many because more people voted for Hillary than voted uncommitted.

 
 

Max Power;

Lesson One is to stop fearing what the Rethugs will do or say, and stand up for what you believe in.

I believe people go to church because they’re religious, and they keep guns because they like to shoot, not because they’re “bitter”. That’s why I voted Hillary.

And I believe that Obama should have said “I said something stupid, and I’m sorry.” not “What I said was right, and you’re just too dumb to understand it.” That’s the kind of attitude that’s going to lose in November, and that’s why a lot of folks are calling him “elitist.”

 
 

Then enjoy your own self-righteous feel-good moment, but don’t fool yourself that giving “how do we beat the bitch” McCain the presidency rather than sullying yourself voting by for someone who is nearly Clinton’s political twin is some sort of grand victory for Truth, Meaning, and the Democratic Party.

Bam.

This is about ego, nothing more. I think this is how you can differentiate between people who actually give a shit and people who think the election is nothing more than a chance to be smug. That’s what all the “stay home” screeds have in common, the toxic self-righteousness.

People who care about the right to choose aren’t going to be staying home on election day. People who care about torture and war and endless detention and health care aren’t going to tell their friends to not vote.

The people telling their friends to not vote are the people who figure they can go to Canada if they need an abortion, and fuck the people who can’t. The people trying to convince us that staying home is a “statement” are the people who don’t care if a hundred thousand Iranians die and a few million become refugees.

They get to bleat about “sticking to their guns” while people around them suffer. They get to call themselves “true feminists” while millions of women become refugees and are forced into prostitution and sex-slavery. What a joke.

 
 

One says bomb Pakistan, the other Iran, so that’s a draw.

Uh, not exactly. One says go in to Pakistan if we have intel on bin Laden and can’t get the Pakistanis to do anything about it. The other says obliterate Iran and its 65 million people if something happens to Israel.

 
 

Furthermore, it bothers me when Obama supporters assume that because I support Clinton, I must be racist.

Stop lying because NO ONE says this.

If you’ve been called a racist its probably because of the REASONS you gave.

 
 

Why he ever agreed to take his name off the ballot is beyond me…there was never an ‘agreement’ to do so. Dean said to, Obama and Edwards said yes, Hillary wisely did not. And she still more than likely would have won those states with comfortable margins.

Yes, and you know what?

OBAMA WOULD STILL BE LEADING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
 

Shorter this thread:

MY CANDIDATE FUCKING SUXXORS!!!1!

John McCain is a threat to the free world. Stop the fucking circular firing squad, unclutch the pearls, get off the fainting couch, etc, etc, etc…

I prefer Obama. Hillary isn’t terrible. Either way I vote Dem.

Is that so hard, Iris, Laura, GetReal? Seriously, is that so hard?

 
 

Randomobserver, I think you’re missing the point, and you couldn’t be more wrong. Smug is pissing away a ‘change’ election for faux bipartisan malarkey because your new ‘base’ is as comfortable as you are and so can afford to focus on ‘symbolic’ issues instead of real bread and butter issues (including foreign policy, too) that affect people’s lives.

 
 

Obama and the Daily Kos both encouraged his supporters to vote uncommitted, specifically so that they would be seated at the convention and counted as Obama delegates.

No, Daily Kos urged Democrats to vote for Mitt Romney to stir up chaos and because it wouldn’t matter. At least get your facts straight.

And when asked why she wouldn’t remove her name from the ballot, Hillary said:

“I personally did not think it made any difference whether my name was on the ballot. You know, It’s clear this election they are having is not going to count for anything.”

You can watch her yourself

Nice try, though.

 
 

Being a Kucinich devotee, I am suprised to be so strongly in for Hillary.
This country’s best days were when we had an economically strong and vibrant middle class. The other minor thing is that the world is on the brink of destruction and I want the smartest person at the helm. Like Bill, Hill’s understanding goes 4-5 levels deep on any issue. Obama?
he needs some time to mature. One says bomb Pakistan, the other Iran, so that’s a draw. Obama is open to privatizing social security, keeping Blackwater in Iraq, is ok with mysogeny and is happy to drop a “racist” accusation for political headway – a mortal sin.

If we wanted the smartest person at the helm, we wouldn’t have limited our choices to politicians. I don’t really have a basis for deciding whether Clinton or Obama are smarter than the other; they’re both advised by really smart people.

Obama is 45. If he’s not mature now, it’s not going to happen.

While Clinton did, indeed, threaten to obliterate Iran if they attacked Israel, Obama did not similarly threaten Pakistan. He said that if he had actionable intelligence on Osama bin Laden’s location and Pakistan refused to act, he would send in our troops to get him anyhow. A different kettle of fish entirely.

Obama has not, to my knowledge, accused the Clintons or anyone else in the campaign of racism. His “bitter” comments were delivered specifically to rebut the charge that white blue-collar voters in Pennsylvania weren’t voting for him because of his race. His supporters are of course a different story, but if we were going to make our voting choices on the basis of who has the most civil supporters I would look forward to the Kucinich Administration with great interest.

The misogyny that Clinton has faced in the campaign comes largely from the media, who unequivocally stink. Chris Matthews puts out more misogyny in any given 15-minute span of time than the Obama campaign has put out since the race started.

I don’t recall Obama saying he’d be open to privatizing social security. I do recall him saying – incorrectly – that social security was threatened. I can’t imagine any Democrat in the current economic climate favoring putting retirement accounts into the stock market.

As for keeping Blackwater in Iraq, there’s not much choice; anyone taking office in January will be forced to do the same. We don’t have enough soldiers to do the job they’ve been asked to do, which is one of the compelling reasons for getting the heck out of there.

Honestly, there isn’t now and never has been a dime’s worth of difference between Clinton or Obama on policy. Clinton’s healthcare proposal is better, but neither of them give us a single-payer system and either of them will have their policy put through the Congressional meat grinder. Reasonable people can differ about which of the two are better positioned to accomplish the moderate, centrist policy goals they’ve proposed. Either of them is light-years better than McCain.

 
 

Not a deal breaker, because I will vote for Obama over McCain. But he has totally turned me off in this election for one reason:

He allowed (at best) or helped (at worst) the Clintons to be tarred as racists, for his own political gain. He knows that is just false, and he let it happen. Unforgivable to me.

 
 

If things have to get worse for the Democratic party to learn a lesson, so be it.

Spoken like a Nader voter in 2000.

Look, Obama’s going to have to accomodate HRC at some point; either offer her the Veep, or a Cabinet post, or Supreme Court Judgeship, or something. Jess Jackson wanted “proportional representation” in exchange for foregoing a floor fight in 1988. He got it, which is part of the reason the delegate count is so messy now. Let’s wait and see what Obama comes up with before we spill any blood on the convention floor.

 
 

Smug is pissing away a ‘change’ election for faux bipartisan malarkey because your new ‘base’ is as comfortable as you are and so can afford to focus on ’symbolic’ issues instead of real bread and butter issues (including foreign policy, too) that affect people’s lives.

That’s nice, Mr. O’Reilly.

 
 

I think we need to spend less time worrying about what the Republicans want, and more time worrying about how to get the country working for us – all of us, and not just the rich – again.

I’m not worried about what they want, I’m worried about “progressives” doing everything possible to make sure Republicans win.

What could be better for Republicans than a small slice of progressives trying to popularize the message that staying home and not voting is the best thing to do if Obama wins the nomination. (Which he almost surely will)

I’m not talking about accidentally feeding them ammo, or being scared of their tactics. I’m talking about actively and purposely helping Republicans.

I am not much of a purity troll but this is where I draw the line: if you are trying to help Republicans win you aren’t a Democratic and you aren’t a progressive and you aren’t a feminist.

Iris is not campaigning for Clinton, she’s campaigning for McCain.

 
 

I don’t think that Obama is capable of dealing with that. The Democratic Congress is and will be mostly a bunch of wimps and they need someone to whip them into shape against the Rethugs. Clinton can do that but I doubt that Obama can.

Huh? OK, this is my biggest reason for not supporting Hillary (in the primaries, I’m certainly wouldn’t refuse to vote for her in the general election if she gets the Democratic nomination). Hillary and her supporters always tout her “toughness on the issues” and go on about how she’s willing to stand up and fight.

My problem is that they are only half right. Yes, she talks a good game and will be nasty in public. But when its time to vote, she caves. It’s almost like she hopes that nobody will notice the her actions don’t match her words. Here are the two biggest examples:

Hillary say “the war in Iraq needs to end,” but she voted for it and has never offered a good explanation for her vote, or even apologized for being wrong. In fact, she has repeatedly said that she would do it again!

Hillary loves to talk about how great her healthcare plan is. I’ve read it. It’s a disaster. I know, I know, everyone else thinks its great. It’s not, because it has one huge flaw—it relies on the insurance companies. Guess what, the insurance companies are the reason that we are in the mess that we are in right now.

Prices are high, coverage is bad, doctors in vital specialties are making less and less every year, but United Healthcare, Aetna, and Pacificare are all posting records profits in the BILLIONS ever year. That is not a coincidence, it’s cause and effect. The solution is not to simply start forcing everyone in the country to start giving more money to those companies. They treat their insureds and providers like crap right now, and they are theoretically trying to woo more of both into their folds. Things will not get better if they are guaranteed insureds and doctors, and they can stop pretending to be nice.

Hillary’s plan is not tough on those who created the healthcare crisis, its tough on those who need healthcare. It’s a godsend for the companies that created the crisis. Why? Because she has gotten lots and lots and lots of money from them over the past eight years.

Hillary won’t whip the wimps into shape. She’s the chief wimp.

BUT SHE IS NOT JOHN MCCAIN!

 
 

One says go in to Pakistan

Also we’re already shooting big rockets at places in Pakistan and the government there pretends it’s their operation.

 
 

“It’s ridiculous to pretend that she was not deeply involved in her husband’s administration. They were a team.”

So does she get 50% credit for the DMA? For “ending welfare as we know it”? For ignoring the campaign plank to fund university educations?

So, really, congratulations. She was half of the greatest Republican presidency of the second half of the 20th century. But at least you can stand on your principle not to vote for that irredeemable centrist Obama.

 
 

If you apportion FL & MI delegates according to the percentage won by the actual candidates, Obama still leads. If you apportion the candidates in any way which yields more delegates (i.e., from MI) to Obama, he leads further.

Seating FL & MI do not change the game, just the numbers.

 
Comrade Rutherford
 

Iris said, “Dean said to, Obama and Edwards said yes, Hillary wisely did not.”

I have a totally different take on that. Instead of acting like a Democrat and doing the right thing as Obama and Edwards did, Clinton did the asshole Republican thing, she kept her name on, just to screw everybody.

And given that the delegate count has been showing the same thing for months now: that only an anti-democratic backroom deal could ever possibly get Clinton the nomination over Obama, I have to ask.

How obvious does it have to be to indicate that Clinton is a GOP operative? (For full disclosure, I believe Obama is also a GOP operative.)

 
 

Not a deal breaker, because I will vote for Clinton over McCain. But she has totally turned me off in this election for one reason:

She allowed (at best) or helped (at worst) her husband to make a racist argument in SC, for her own political gain. She knows that is just wrong, and she let it happen. Unforgivable to me.

 
 

Ruffian, I will grant you that some of the things that the Clintons have said have been stretched out of proportion to “prove” that they are racists. Whether it was their intent to send subtle signals to racist white voters or not, I don’t know for sure. Either way, it’s been ugly.

The Hillary camp has also tried to use sexism to its advantage, to less effect. Why that is I don’t know, especially when the % of women voting has been 55-60% in every primary. That is just how things have worked out, and it sure isn’t because the Clintons have taken the high road. Now you want to see dirty? Watch what the Republicans do between now and November.

 
 

Smug is pissing away a ‘change’ election for faux bipartisan malarkey because your new ‘base’ is as comfortable as you are and so can afford to focus on ’symbolic’ issues instead of real bread and butter issues (including foreign policy, too) that affect people’s lives.

She has to be a troll. I’m done with this idiot.

 
 

The misogyny that Clinton has faced in the campaign comes largely from the media, who unequivocally stink. Chris Matthews puts out more misogyny in any given 15-minute span of time than the Obama campaign has put out since the race started.

Sadly, there are an awful lot of people who act like the stupidest members of Hannity’s audience and cant seem to fucking tell their enemies apart.

Confusing the Obama campaign with Chris Mathews is stupider even than confusing the Shiites and the Sunnis …. and the Sufis to boot.

 
 

I want to be convinced that Obama supporters care about a progressive agenda, and are not just wrapped up in the identity politics that seem to dominate every presidential election these days. If I believe Obama has truly built a movement for progressive ideals, and not just a movement for Obama and his charismatic appeal then I will be all on board come November. I will decide that based upon what I see and hear from people who support Obama and encourage me to do the same. I don’t want to just vote against the Republicans in November, and if that is all that can be offered to me, that is a big problem.

I supported Hillary because I liked that she was smart, tough, been around the blocks a few times and as a result had a savvy that would allow her to be a competent and effective president. Competence was my major criterion because that is what we have been lacking in the last four years more than anything else. I don’t have any confidence in Obama’s competence. He may master the presidency like Bill Clinton did, but remember that took time. Bill’s first two years were diastrous, and we don’t have time for that come 2009. Obama may one day be able to accomplish a lot as President, but right now I see him soley as someone who makes people feel good by voting for him. That is not going to solve our problems, and there are too many people out their who need help to get caught up in those feelings right now. McCain for all his flaws has shown he gets things done, that he will get in the mud and play the game. I won’t agree with him on everything, but he is not unreasonable. Kerry wanted him to be the VP for us only 4 years ago. he has had to do some shit to get votes in a republican primary, but he hasn’t compromised himself any more than any of our cnadidates have, and in many ways he has done so to a lesser degree. I do not fear McCain the way I do the majority of Republicans. He has a record of doing what Obama only talks about. He is not George W Bush- he fought for this country honorably, his son is doing so right now. He hasn’t been lavished with the millions upon millions that Bush was when he ran for office. His decisions about our military demand respectful disagreement, and he is not compromised by ties to big money to the extent Bush was. Given all that I believe he could be competent and reasonable, and the democrats desire to convince otherwise seems to me to be pure politics driven by their desperate desire to win this election. This is the man they have worked with on numerous occasions, and the man they wanted to run as VP four years ago. I can’t be scared into voting against him very easily.

If Obama has truly created a movement for progressive ideals, and not just a crock of shit strategy for getting elected the way Bush did by making it about personality and attacks on the nature of Washington, then I can’t not be with him. But that is not what I am getting from him, or more importantly from the people who represent the movement he is suppose to be bringing about.

 
 

Is it just me or are the grocery lists that Clinton supporters trot out, enumerating what Obama and/or his supporters MUST do in order to earn their votes, really funny in that sad-lack-of-self-awareness way? Look, there will be two viable nominees in November. Barring the live boy/dead girl scenario, Hillary won’t be one of them. If you want to support McSame, either by commission or omission, knock yourself out. But no crying about the consequences, N’kay? And there will be consequences.

 
 

Feeeeelings…. whoa whoaaaaa FEEELLIIIIIINGS

 
Michael Dietz
 

Re: Paul Lukasiak’s comment above.

I’m reminded of a quote from A Man for All Seasons, where Thomas More says to the son-in-law who’s decided to betray him for the sake of a preferment, “Why Richard, it profits a man nothing to give his soul for the whole world … but for Wales?”

Paul, you’ve done some extraordinary work out there on the Internets. But lately it’s been all about goalpost-moving, and erecting strawmen. (You cannot really believe, can you, that Obama supporters are simply universally deluded or self-blinded? All those by-now millions of voters, not to mention a bunch of smart people in the blogosphere?) And for what, Paul? For triangulating, Iraq-war-voting, second-coming-of-the-DLC Hillary? Is she really worth the sale of your intellectual honesty?

 
 

I want to be convinced that Obama supporters care about a progressive agenda, and are not just wrapped up in the identity politics that seem to dominate every presidential election these days.

The evidence is right in front of you. The reason you cannot see it is you own personal failing.

 
 

I want to be convinced that Obama supporters care about a progressive agenda, and are not just wrapped up in the identity politics that seem to dominate every presidential election these days.

No, you don’t. Lying is unbecoming. What you want is to produce another screed attacking Obama, his supporters and Democrats in general while fluffing McCain.

 
 

Again, *read! this! blog!*. Read all the threads the S,N!-ers started that weren’t in pursuit of teh funnay. Each and every time…”Obama isn’t perfect,” “Let’s be honest, Obama is business as usual,” etc.

how many of the Obama supporters switched when exposed to the evidence of his imperfection?

Clinton supporters went into this fully understanding her strengths and weaknesses. Obama supporters simply adapt their opinions to whatever Obama says.

Wright is the perfect example of this. When Wright first became a big controversy, Obama supporters couldn’t praise him enough for his willingness to stand by Wright. Even after Wright said some pretty stupid shit at the NAACP, Wright was a great guy — and criticizing Wright meant that you were, at best, a closet racist. Then Wright goes to the National Press Club, and Wright says the SAME FREAKING THINGS he’d said in the past, and Obama decides to disavow Wright, and of course, Obama did the right thing.

And when you confront Obama supporters with this contradiction, their answer is “its Wright’s fault. He should have stayed hidden away.”

Its never Obama’s fault — Obama is never held accountable for his embracing and then disavowing Wright — and never held accountable for turning Wright into a “race” issue.

 
 

No, Obama won’t get any delegates from Michigan, because Michigan has 0 delegates.

 
 

I want to be convinced that Clinton cares about a progressive agenda, and is not just wrapped up in the identity politics that seems to dominate every presidential election these days. If I believe Clinton has truly built a movement for progressive ideals, and not just a movement for Clinton and her triangulating appeal then I will be all on board come November.

 
 

Again.

My candidate sucks. So does yours.

John McCain is the Banality of Evil.

I will vote Dem, screw my ego. I’ll set it aside for the good of the world.

What is so hard about that? I’m not asking you to kow-tow, or lose face, or whatever it may be.

But what is so hard about VOTING AGAINST JOHN MCCAIN??!?12?

I really would like to know, my friends.

PS – If anyone thinks a Universal Health Care package will be passed in the next four years, under either candidate, is more deluded than a Gravel supporter.

 
 

how many of the Obama supporters switched when exposed to the evidence of his imperfection?

Zero, because we knew about it from day one!

The fucking point is to put McCain six feet under. If we don’t do that, that is a major fucking FAIL.

Capesce?

 
 

Someone upthread was saying that it was pretty pointless to be referring to each other as hillbots or obamabots, but I think that once someone crosses the line to say that they cannot support the party ticket if their beloved isn’t the candidate, they become a true and official ‘bot’.

Iris, you are the H2 Hummer of Hillarybots. Almost everyone you’ve argued with has said that they’d be willing if not pleased to pull the lever for Hillary should she somehow manage to get the 120% of the remaining votes required for her to pull ahead of Obama, but all you can do is complain that we’re not with you because we’d also be willing if not pleased to pull the lever for Obama should he continue in his current path and win the nomination thru having the most votes and deligates. Iris, you are full of it.

McCain must not win. Get that message thru your head. It’s simple and easy to understand, and it’s the ONLY message that matters this election.

 
EnfantTerrible
 

Welcome to the several Clinton supporters who have posted here and thank you for your input. I just want to say that the most important issue for me in this election is getting the good old U.S.A. back on track as a functioning democracy that promotes real progress, justice and humanitarianism in the world. If we can do that, everything else – ending the occupation of Iraq, reasserting the rule of law, universal health care, fixing our economy – will follow.

I am not about to sacrifice the Supreme Court, the military, the economy, the environment and thousands and thousands of innocent lives to a McCain presidency if my preferred candidate does not get the nomination. If Obama gets the nomination, great! If Clinton gets the nomination, great! I will happily support either of them. I’ll even support a mop handle with a hat on it, if it has a chance of preventing a third Bush term.

Gotta get past the “my candidate or eternal suckitude” thinking, peoples. There is too much at stake.

 
 

You guys are all looking at this the wrong way. The question should be, who would be best to lead us in this times, this place, under these very problematic circumstances? We need someone who will do what is necessary to put the country back on track, which means jailing hundreds of government officials, restoring rule of law, higher taxes, pulling out of the middle east, and dealing with global warming, scarcity and resource wars. None of the candidates will do this, and I think you guys realize that. There’s not enough money, time, or sense of urgency to do any of this, even if the candidates were as pure as the driven snow and wanted to do it.

We will probably bomb Iran anyway, because the government has spent years telling us that they are a danger and now are killing our troops. Will Clinton or Obama or Congress refuse to bomb “Revolutionary Guard training camps” or “weapons factories” killing our men and women?

Oil will continue to rise, because global demand is rising and so is the cost of finding new oil and drilling depleting wells. It will fluctuate a lot, including going down as the economy slows, but it’ll never be cheap again.

President Whoever is not going to pull us out of the Middle East because we need oil. We also will not stop supporting Israel, because the Israel Lobby won’t just go away.

I’ve already discussed why we won’t put Bush in jail or restore rule of law. We’re on the Titanic, and people are arguing about the best place to put their deck chair to watch their boat go down. It’s just daft.

If I’m wrong, that’ll be wonderful. But I don’t see a way out here.

 
 

p_lukasiak,

Count me as one of the people who say that Obama shouldn’t have distanced himself from Wright at all.

What do you say to that, pukeasiak?

 
 

Wright is the perfect example of this.

Now you’ve pissed me off.

If you have listened to any hip-hop in the last 15-20 years, you will know that Jeremiah Wright’s opinions are shared by a gasp large group of influential black leaders. Does that make the white liberal in you feel all icky? Good. The institutionalized racism in this country is still out there, still hurting people. You can act like what Wright said is controversial, but in reality it is no different than what KRS One, Chuck D, Mos Def et al have been saying all along.

But you’re probably in the camp that Hip-Hop isn’t music, so of course you don’t know.

Ya heard?

 
 

“I don’t want to just vote against the Republicans in November, and if that is all that can be offered to me, that is a big problem.”

If as many as Four. Supreme. Court. Justices. doesn’t motivate you then you either underestimate the impact of the judicial branch or overestimate the impact of the executive.

I was for Brown in ’92, Bradley in 2000, Edwards in 2004 and Kucinich (then Dodd) this year. My candidate never gets the nom. But I still showed up to pull the lever for (D) in every leap year November.

Bottom line.

 
 

r4d20 & RandomObserver
So typical to blame anyone who sees through Obama’s crock of shit as having some sort of personal failing. It is always this way with a cult. I laughed my ass off when I reqad your comments because they just proved a point that was made a little whole ago by a very bright woman:

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2008/04/obama_the_savior.html

I can already see that all of Obama’s failings will be blamed on others and not on the fact that people choose an unqualified, untested, unaccomplished leader based on style rather than substance. You people are not pathetic fools, but predicatble ones.

 
 

Note to the Clinton supporters:

Please refrain from long cloggy single-spaced paragraphs full of arcane logic and unprovable examples.

Ms. Clinton has all but lost. Tough luck, as they say. Perhaps Obama’s alleged vagueness was a strategy to get him through the primary season. Guess what, it worked.

He now has six months to firm up his policy proposals, to move to the left, to become a progressive. The GOP is historically unpopular – this gives Obama a lot of room to operate.

Why not wait and see?

 
 

And when you confront Obama supporters with this contradiction, their answer is “its Wright’s fault. He should have stayed hidden away.”

Bullshit. His words are legitimate complaints. Just because you can’t find the compassion to put yourself in someone else’s shoes does not mean that their thoughts are wrong.

 
 

PLuk:

Then Wright goes to the National Press Club, and Wright says the SAME FREAKING THINGS he’d said in the past, and Obama decides to disavow Wright, and of course, Obama did the right thing.

Sadly, no, Paul. At the NPC, Wright said that Obama’s previous disavowals of Wright’s statements were ‘just politics’, i.e., that Obama didn’t mean them.

That left Obama no choice but to more forcefully disavow Wright and cut him from the campaign.

I know that you know this, so the question is: When did you start building men and arguments out of straw?

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Obama can take politically popular nonsense, like the McCain-Clinton oil company giveaway, and say that things which look good are bad policy. He has been brilliant on race, thoughtful on foreign policy, and has in general really impressed me during the course of this campaign. Neither candidate has impressed in a legislative sense, but neither could have with a lunatic in the White House. So we just have to look at indirect clues. Clinton demonstrated bad judgment on Iraq, bad judgment on Iran, and has been campaigning against people like me for months. The choice for me was pretty clear after my first pick (Gore) didn’t run and my second pick (Edwards) dropped out.

I don’t buy into the “all politicians are scum” bandwagon, by the way. It’s an extension of the republican idea that the government can do only harm, and it’s a toxic reflex that progressives would do well to abandon. Obama has the potential to persuade people, and sneering at fancy speeches is a good way to ensure that the government is kept from reigning in corporate power. That’s not my preference.

 
Comrade Rutherford
 

Truly it makes very little difference which one of the three GOP candidates win. McCain is clearly the worst, and both Clinton and Obama are barely any better.

I am amazed that the left side of America is engaged in this rift over their candidates, when both of those candidates have awful records. How did you all allow the media to snooker you into supporting either of these two Republicans? There were Democratic candidates, you know.

I am severely disappointed that our choices even are Clinton or Obama.

And to those that say, ‘so what, you have to vote for whoever the Dem is because McCain is worse’, I ask you to reflect on just what would possibly be different: the date of the invasion of Iran?

I don’t think for a second that either Obama or Clinton could stop the ruling class from invading Iran, both of them cave every single time they are faced with a critical choice for America.

So really, what’s worse about McCain? It’s that he’s obvious about it, like Bush is.

It makes no difference which one you vote for, either way this nation is doomed.

 
 

Get Real, I don’t know what more that I can say to you. I picked Obama because I’m an elitist latte drinking member of the creative class who thought that he was marginally better on the war over Senator Clinton. That basically is/was my rationale along side of I think he’s the candidate least likely to get us into a third war with Iran. I also think the idea of President Barack Hussein Obama, Stealth Muslim, Communist, Black Nationalist is awesome… though President Hitlery KKKlinton would also make the right’s heads a’splode.

I have no illusions about his rule. I have none about Senator Clinton’s as well. Each would have a different style and different priorities. But by and large, they would pursue relatively similar policies. I have no doubt that some of Senator Clinton’s would be more effective than Senator Obama’s (or vice versa). To me, I doubt that in the larger picture it would matter.

If pursuit of progressive ideals is behind your disdain for Obama, why not encourage your candidate to I don’t know, say have Obama adopt Hillary’s Heathcare plan (or even better appointing her as the leader of a task force to bring in healthcare reform) in exchange for her bowing out of the race? If this is about some great progressive cause and not ego, well, she does have negotiating room here.

 
 

GetReal,

You have not resonded to any of my comments, which makes me think you have no interest in having a discussion about this. You just want to get your ad hominem on.

I’ll give you one more chance:

My candidate sucks. So does yours.

John McCain is the Banality of Evil.

I will vote Dem, screw my ego. I’ll set it aside for the good of the world.

What is so hard about that? I’m not asking you to kow-tow, or lose face, or whatever it may be.

But what is so hard about VOTING AGAINST JOHN MCCAIN??!?12?

I really would like to know, my friends.

 
 

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Bullsmith said,

May 8, 2008 at 17:18

1. Mysogeny toward Clinton has been unbelievably widespread and, somehow, unacknowledged. Clinton die-hards (like my beloved wife) are rightly outraged both by how common and insiduous the bias against Clinton’s gender is and by how the MSM basically doesn’t admit it exits. Racism is acknowledged, but it’s far less allowable in common discourse as far as I can see.

In support of this, I find the general media treatment of Michelle Obama to be similar to the way Hillary was treated in 91-92. She’s uppity, shrill, angry, not a good wife and mother. The smear of her is all about being a professional woman with strong opinions, being black is just a bonus flaw, it’s her feminist side that is under attack.

2. None of that really has anything to do with Obama, just as the racist issues have nothing to do with Clinton. The campaigns aren’t a core part of either the Mysogeny against Clinton or racist smears of Obama. Frankly both campaigns have been pretty high-minded, Clinton’s toughest attacks don’t come close to the crap Bush/Rove threw at McCain. I did find when Hill labeled Obama “elitist” she shot her own party in the face, because the right will now repeat “well Hillary Clinton said it” ad nauseum to defend their usual smear of elitist liberals. If Hill wins, guess who the most elite and liberal politician in America will be? Hillary Clinton, no doubt. Other than that one gaffe, I don’t see either campaign as having done anything illegitimate.

3. Obama’s the candidate, Hillary’s already giving signals she’s ready to deal with that. While the huge anger both side’s most passionate supporters have for each other is understandable, I think it’s misplaced. The only real problem is that both candidates have incredible bases of die-hard support, either of which could take the general election, but one of which is going to lose the primary. Obama supporters shouldn’t blame Clinton for having such a strong campaign, and vice versa.

 
 

When Wright first became a big controversy, Obama supporters couldn’t praise him enough for his willingness to stand by Wright. Even after Wright said some pretty stupid shit at the NAACP, Wright was a great guy — and criticizing Wright meant that you were, at best, a closet racist. Then Wright goes to the National Press Club, and Wright says the SAME FREAKING THINGS he’d said in the past, and Obama decides to disavow Wright, and of course, Obama did the right thing.

And when you confront Obama supporters with this contradiction, their answer is “its Wright’s fault. He should have stayed hidden away.”

Instead of pretending that all Obama supporters are a monolithic block why don’t you name names Mr. Lukasiak?

I recently had an argument with someone who supported Obama but soured on him after Wright’s comments first made it to the airwaves. Is that who you are talking about?

Put up or shut up. Name the supporters you confronted and point to their arguments.

 
 

Iris,

Earlier upthread you questioned John Cole’s credibility because he was once a republican.
1. I don’t think someone like yourself who is threatening to defect should be throwing stones.
2. So do you honestly prefer that Cole (and other ex-GOP voters would stay Republican? If so, can you not see how idiotic that is?

 
 

The 12th commandment: thou shalt not let on that Wright was right.

“So typical to blame anyone who sees through Obama’s crock of shit as having some sort of personal failing. It is always this way with a cult.”

So typical to be blind to the levels of Hillary hate in flyover country. As I said above, my candidate never gets the nod. So I had to pick from two least worst. And from my seat here in the hinterland it looks like Obama’s going to have longer coattails downticket. Wouldn’t any Democrat in the Oval office with more pressure from more (D) legislators be preferable in a contest between two “moderate” “centrists”?

 
 

I’ve already discussed why we won’t put Bush in jail or restore rule of law. We’re on the Titanic, and people are arguing about the best place to put their deck chair to watch their boat go down. It’s just daft.

If I’m wrong, that’ll be wonderful. But I don’t see a way out here.

This is a really good point, Susan.

Seriously, rather than worry about whose candidate vs. whose candidate, what we really should be doing is talking about strategies for living in a society which is failing. Because it’s quite possible that, no matter who ultimately wins the presidentcy, we will end up there.

Should we start stockpiling money? Would it be worth it to buy weapons? Would money even remain good? (i.e. perhaps Jewelry would be a better investment). Should we start looking at Canada, and ways to emigrate if things get bad enough?

Perhaps we should take survival classes of some kind?

 
 

Triangulating is better than letting Republicans kick your ass all over the place. If the asssholes who voted for Nader had triangulated and voted for Gore we wouldn’t have had 8 years of Bush/Cheney. Triangulation in the 90s was the only way to survive. We still need some of it, but now we are in the drivers seat and don’t have to preach unity as a philosophy or a principle, but rather can move forward strongly. We will still have to triangulate on occasion, and we need someone who can make sensible choices about when to do it. The Clinton’s understand politics is the art of the possible and will work to achieve that. Obama promises the impossible and is able to fool people who have absolutely no sense into rejecting what could actually be achieved as a way to advance himself. Don’t worry though, he will disappoint you in just the same way, but at least he will get what he wants. I can’t wait to read you bashing him in 5 years for actually doing politics. How dare those politicans practice politics!!!!!!!

 
 

“I ask you to reflect on just what would possibly be different”

The. Supreme. Court.

 
 

“Obama promises the impossible and is able to fool people who have absolutely no sense into rejecting what could actually be achieved as a way to advance himself”

Oh lawsy, I done been foolded!

 
 

Paul, you’ve done some extraordinary work out there on the Internets. But lately it’s been all about goalpost-moving, and erecting strawmen. (You cannot really believe, can you, that Obama supporters are simply universally deluded or self-blinded? All those by-now millions of voters, not to mention a bunch of smart people in the blogosphere?) And for what, Paul? For triangulating, Iraq-war-voting, second-coming-of-the-DLC Hillary? Is she really worth the sale of your intellectual honesty?

I think “self-blinded” pretty much covers it, actually.

The idea that I’m “selling” my intellectual honest is evidence of that self-blindness. When everyone over at Taylor Marsh’s place was praising Stephanopolus and Gibson for the job they’d done as moderators, I went over there and said “stop praising them. They did a shit job as moderators, and just because the shit fell on Obama instead of Clinton this time doesn’t mean it wasn’t shit.” And when Clinton released her “bitter/clinging” ad, I said that I thought it was “dog-whistling” (in other words, unlike all the false accusations of ‘dog whistling” that had been thrown at the Clinton’s this one had at least some substance.)

So when you accuse me of “selling my intellectual integrity” you’re exhibiting the symptoms of “self-blinding”… seeing what you want to see, and only want you want to see. Its not me whose selling his intellectual integrity here….

 
 

t4toby

I like what you have to say, except I don’t think John McCain is evil. Bush was evil, he wasn’t. It can’t get any worse as Obama himself says. But you do make a lot of sense.

 
 

I still haven’t seen any Hillary dead-enders explain to me how the prospect of genocide in Iran is something I should get behind.

 
 

“I like what you have to say, except I don’t think John McCain is evil”

‘Coure no. He;s a straight-talking maverick. He’s not evil. He just embraces it. Literally.

 
 

Ok p, here’s your bone:

It was good to disagree with Tyrant Marsh. Granted, her commenters probably had a conniption, but it was the best thing for you to do.

Like I said, there’s your bone.

 
 

Intellectual Honesty would start by answering simple questions, or by responding to rebuttals of your arguments.

The trollish behavior serves only to undermine your credit e.g. when you just blast talking points out there and don’t respond to criticisms of said talking points.

 
 

Thank you, GetReal. We need to have a discussion, not a shouting match.

I said McCain was the incarnation of the Banality of Evil, which is defined as:

the great evils in history generally, and the Holocaust in particular, were not executed by fanatics or sociopaths but rather by ordinary people who accepted the premises of their state and therefore participated with the view that their actions were normal.

 
 

On Black Revolution Day this coming January I’ll put Hillary Clinton in a burqa. Women need to know their role.

 
 

Triangulation in the 90s was the only way to survive.

Wow. Losing Congress from 1994 to 2006 is “to survive”? Wow. GIMME MORE!!!

Gosh, that’s got to be the saddest, most pathetic attempt to justify the DLC strategy possible. At least Bill Clinton actually claimed the policies he backed were intellectually justified.

The DLC admirers apparently don’t care, they just think that if their policies didn’t purposefully endorse Republican policies and shut out the labor & liberal Democrats, what? The mean Republicans would have said mean things? They would have impeached the President? What?

 
 

Ya know, it is after threads like this that I shake my head, stand up, do a backbend, walk outside, and piss on the azalias. Ahhhhhh. The relief mostly comes from the fact I don’t vote. You guys at S,N! are great. I love you all and will buy you a couple rounds at our union bar if you ever visit Baltimore. You are better at doing work in the community and grassroots; *Stop paying attention to this kabuki theatre!*

I have banned all non-mocking discussion of primaries from my coffeeshop.

 
 

Name names Lukasiak. Making vague statements where you paint every Obama supporter with the same brush then refuse to name names is a great example of a lack of intellectual integrity.

Your complaint is that “Obama supporters”, who apparently exist as some sort of hive-mind, did one thing, then those same “Obama supporters” did something hypocritical and silly.

I’m an “Obama supporter.” Are you talking about me? Are you talking about the guy I know who ditched Obama after the Wright comments surfaced? Not only does that disprove your theory that “Obama supporters” don’t give him a pass on Wright no matter what his stance is, it also disproves your theory that “Obama supporters” don’t defect.

Name names. Or stop talking.

Already multiple “Obama supporters” in this very thread have disproven your claims.

 
 

The Rev. Wright thing is stupid. Are we really so shallow as a country that we won’t vote for someone because of their pastor?

As far as Obama’s treatment of the Wright thing, it has actually increased my regard for him. Here’s the way I see how this all came down.

Fiery excerpts from Wright’s sermons (which have been clearly edited to make him look crazy and extremist) hit the media. Obama reluctantly makes a statement in which he reaffirms his loyalty to Wright and and tries to steer the debate back to him and his policies. Subsequently, when given the national media spotlight, Wright presumes to speak for Obama, claiming that Obama didn’t really mean anything that he said about finding some of Wright’s statements personally offensive. Later, Wright does a horrifically bad, unfunny, and plain ugly rip-off of Chris Rock’s comedy routines. Obama, who has tried valiantly for several months to avoid thowing Wright under the bus, realizes that Wright—a man whom he has loved and respected for most of his adult life—has become small-minded, pandering, attention-whore and is forced to denounce him.

Having had to do a similar thing in my life a few years ago (although on a much smaller scale since I’m not a public figure), I can tell you that it sucks in a big way. It certainly, at least in my mind, should not reflect poorly on Obama.

 
 

All politicians are beholden. All presidents are influenced by the circumstances preceeding their arrival. All presidents are personally ambitious. And they all make compromises. It’s not scum versus Shining Knight, it’s one compromised person versus another by definition.

 
 

This blog, unlike Corrente, has not been particularly fervent in its partisanship for either candidate, although my guess is the majority of the regular posters support Obama.

But, because the posters over here actually have a sense of humor, it’s easy to see why Lambert’s crew would assume we’re Obama partisans.
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Triangulation in the 90s was the only way to survive.

Only if your “90’s” doesn’t include 1998.

Triangulation is just political rope-a-dope. It was also a way for Clinton to gamble with other people’s chips. The Democratic party is still paying off Bill Clinton’s political capital credit card.
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That’s funny, justbrent, because as an Obama supporter, I thought he should stick to his guns, because the Right Wing Noise Machine is going to continue to hammer him on it no matter what anyone says.

So he lost some standing with me.

How can we possibly see the same issue from two completely different standpoints? I thought we were a cult!

So which one of us didn’t get the Hive-Mind Memo?

 
 

Psst.
If we just get a nominee, we can then go raid Clownhall and stuff and hit people with pies again.

You know, instead of EACH OTHER.

 
 

Sadly, no, Paul. At the NPC, Wright said that Obama’s previous disavowals of Wright’s statements were ‘just politics’, i.e., that Obama didn’t mean them.

so calling Obama a politician is “shocking” and “outrageous”.

Obama didn’t say “well, I gotta disavow this guy because he’s telling people that my rejection of his ideas is ‘just politics.’ ” He disavowed him because of the “outrageous” and “shocking” statements Wright made at the NPC.

Oh, and Obama didn’t call a press conference to “disavow” Samatha Powers when she said that Obama’s position on Iraq was “just politics” — that his pledge to withdraw troops from Iraq was just a “best case scenario” and “some plan he crafted as a presidential candidate”. Indeed, I don’t recall Obama calling a press conference to denounce Powers “outrageous” and “shocking” comments about Clinton being a monster.

 
 

I think “self-blinded” pretty much covers it, actually.

I admit, it covers your ass as you run away from a debate you can’t handle.
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Michael Dietz
 

Not keeping close enough tabs on you, Paul, on sites I don’t read (Taylor Marsh? really?), to know about those moments when you’ve demonstrated a bit of independence from Hillary groupthink doesn’t exactly count as “self-blinding.” But congratulations on the dissent.

And yet here you are, still stuffing straw into empty suits. Any remote chance you might be willing to admit that there may be–as there self-evidently are, in this very thread–un-deluded, dis-illusioned Obama supporters out there? That the “latte-swilling elitist creatives” bullshit from your Corrente pals is exactly that? That painting Hillary Clinton as some kind of progressive hero is as utter and complete balls as it is doing the same for Obama?

 
 

How can we possibly see the same issue from two completely different standpoints? I thought we were a cult!

Another meme bites the dust.
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On Black Revolution Day this coming January I’ll put Hillary Clinton in a burqa. Women need to know their role.

&

Wow. Losing Congress from 1994 to 2006 is “to survive”? Wow. GIMME MORE!!!

Hurrah! Some snark.

The DLC admirers apparently don’t care, they just think that if their policies didn’t purposefully endorse Republican policies and shut out the labor & liberal Democrats, what? The mean Republicans would have said mean things? They would have impeached the President? What?

Eggsackly.

Flush the GOP-but-with-5%-fewer-calories DLC stranglehold on liberal politics.

 
 

Lukasiak says you supported Obama when he said Wright was right, and supported him when he said Wright was wrong, because you are a brainless Obamabot and they all think the same.

And if that’s not true well…too bad! It’s true! ‘Cause Lukasiak said so! ( Lukasiak 3:16 )

Seriously what a clown. Another two-bit bloviator waving his hands while speaking in vague generalities. Impressive. Thank god because the world doesn’t have nearly enough people who vomit up talking points minus any specifics and run and hide when called out.

 
 

Wait- do people think that Samatha Powers was literally calling Clinton a monster?

If so, do you think she meant like, a werewolf? Man, is it too late to change my vote?

 
 

My latest Clinton just died dimwittedly and with all the contemporary crap going on here a hard specific Clinton story would make my month. I don’t know how she got stuck in that mug. Just this side of Heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge. When a Clinton dies that has been insipidly close to someone here, that Clinton goes to Rainbow Bridge.

 
 

But, because the posters over here actually have a sense of humor, it’s easy to see why Lambert’s crew would assume we’re Obama partisans.

In all fairness, some of the Obama sites have been pretty ridiculous too. DKos at least hides the “BITCH MUST DIE!!!” posts, but I that before Obama became inevitable I was a little annoyed at all the hysterics and bridge burning.

 
 

And if that’s not true well…too bad! It’s true! ‘Cause Lukasiak said so! ( Lukasiak 3:16 )

Lukasiak is over here demonstrating the same ignorance of the Wright kurfuffle that got him laughed off of Balloon Juice.

Where will he take his dog act next?
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I come here for the snark, but stay for posts like this…brilliant. I’m happy to vote for Obama or Hillary, and you’ve nailed the reasons why…

 
 

Shorter Iris/Get Real/p_luk:

Hillary’s great! Hillary realizes the game! Hillary was smart enough to stay on the Michigan ballot! Hillary is a master of politics! Hillary stands for true progressivism! Hillary knows how to properly triangulate! Hillary has smart supporters!

1) Aaaaand you dare call Obama supporters sheep. Right. Your ad hoc shenanigans smell of Hooters Hewitt.
2) You do know that Hillary is being beaten in the primaries, right? As in, to the point where she can’t really win, right? So I might temper my overflowing praise just a smidge.

 
 

DKos at least hides the “BITCH MUST DIE!!!” posts

The commenter rating system over there hides all kinds of posts, it’s not the site admins trying to hide content.

I once had one of my posts hidden because my snark was too subtle. It happens.
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That’s funny, justbrent, because as an Obama supporter, I thought he should stick to his guns, because the Right Wing Noise Machine is going to continue to hammer him on it no matter what anyone says.

I see your point, but I don’t agree for one reason: I really want to see a politician who makes at least some decisions on principle instead of how it might play to the populace. In 2000, I though McCain might be that guy (even though I disagreed with him on most of his positions), but then he sold his soul for an endorsement by The Most Unpopular President in History(TM).

To me, it seems like Obama has consistently followed his conscience on the Wright issue. At first, he expressed his disagreement with some of Wright’s more extreme views, but affirmed his belief in Wright’s core goodness and principles. He even compared the man to a beloved uncle, for crying out loud.

Then, when Wright went batshit crazy on the TV and essentially called Obama a liar, Obama had to make a personal choice, again, and cut the cord. I don’t think it had anything to do with political expediency. I think that it had everything to do with Obama expending considerable political capital to stick up for this man that he really cared about and having that same man spit in his face for it.

 
 

I’ve noticed that HAAM is even more ill-tempered than usual since the police raided his secret basement dungeon and rescued the daughter he was holding as a sex slave and the seven children he sired by her. I guess a trauma like that would put anyone off his feed.

 
 

Is this Lukasiak fellow supposedly someone of note? He appears to be the typical internet pundit who says something stupid then changes the subject when people point out he’s fibbing.

That’s the great thing about internet debating, you can say something stupid and indefensible then when people rebut you can just pretend you didn’t hear them.

 
 

I think it’s time I made an appearance in this thread!

 
 

Look, Clinton supporters, what is it you want exactly? I’ve been reading this thread all morning and, well, I still don’t get it. Are you guys mad at us for winning? For pointing out that it is impossible for your candidate to win? Or that you have a choice between Obama and McCain winning in November?

Sheesh. What do you want from us?

 
 

No, Ralph, I don’t think that would be prudent.

 
 

p_lukasiak-

I don’t like to be ignored. What is it with you guys that I have to ask these questions twice?

If you have listened to any hip-hop in the last 15-20 years, you will know that Jeremiah Wright’s opinions are shared by a gasp large group of influential black leaders. Does that make the white liberal in you feel all icky? Good. The institutionalized racism in this country is still out there, still hurting people. You can act like what Wright said is controversial, but in reality it is no different than what KRS One, Chuck D, Mos Def et al have been saying all along.

Rebuttal?

 
 

Is this Lukasiak fellow supposedly someone of note???

He did yeoman’s work on the Bush/TANG issue back in the day. That’s about it.
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Bush/TANG issue? Bush was on the space shuttle?

 
 

Dr A:

Snark more or less off —

No, I’m not pissed. Why would I be? Suddenly, this obscure little C list blog — this “dwindling band of paranoid holdouts” — is getting hits! “As long as they spell my name right…”

I’m not pissed about S/N ramen post either, though I confess, truly, I didn’t read past the first few paragraphs. (I was volcanically angry about the real subject of the post, which had nothing whatever to do with the policy implications of the now forgotten gas tax, or indeed any -gate at all.)

As far as “what would it take,” I’m tempted to say, with Laura Petrie, “If you don’t know why I’m mad at you, then I’m certainly not going to tell you.”

Seriously, rather than putting the burden on me/us to invest the time in answering — I feel I’ve been writing about that very subject over and over and over again for months — why not do a little research, use your imagination, put yourself in our shoes, and post on what you think it would take? That would be a real olive branch. For all I know, you might come up with ideas we don’t have. Self-insight is rare, after all.

Shystee has a fine post here — though the comments are a little hot right now, they’ll cool down in a bit, no doubt. Unfortunately, after trolls destroyed Digby’s comments and called her a cunt, we pre-emptively ttightened up our approvals policy, but if you don’t have an account, you will at least be able to read along.

Au revoir!

 
 

Bush had beef with the Wu

 
 

Atheist, if you’re serious, I have no idea what to do. I don’t know what will happen, I don’t know if the doom/gloomers are right. I think they are, but what do I know?

 
 

Nicely put, DA. The only reason I’m a little more keen on Obama is because he had the courage to stand up to a stupid majority and vote no to the invasion of Iraq. To the best of my knowledge, Hillary has never explained herself voting for it. She also accepted a ton of campaign money from health insurers, second only to Mitt Romney. This makes me question her commitment to public health care.

 
 

Having had to do a similar thing in my life a few years ago (although on a much smaller scale since I’m not a public figure), I can tell you that it sucks in a big way. It certainly, at least in my mind, should not reflect poorly on Obama.

if it had actually happened the way you describe it, I’d agree with you.

But Obama wasn’t honest — and he tried to turn any criticism of Wright into a “racial” issue in Philadelphia — and pandered to white people by equating the frustration and resentment of African Americans that comes about from living every day with the impact of this nations 400 year history of slavery, segregation, and racial discrimination with white people’s resentment of Affirmative Action programs. (and he had the nerve to accuse Clinton of pandering to working class white people because of her gas tax holiday proposal!)

Obama refused to acknowledge that Wright was a race-pimp — someone who took the legitimate frustrations of African Americans and deliberately exacerbated them for his own benefit. It was all about denial of what Wright’s message was (“I wasn’t in church the day he said that”).

Right now, I honestly don’t know what Obama’s position on racial issues is. I know what he says — and I know that his actions in this campaign belie what he says. I also know that Obama has exploited an only slightly less blantant version of Wright’s own race-pimping in this campaign — so while I still don’t know to what extent Obama has adopted Wrights beliefs about race, I do know that he’s learned from Wrights tactics.

 
 

One more:

I don’t really have a “crew.” The Fellows can post whatever they want.

 
 

[…] at CorrenteWire: D. Aristophanes, in an extremely classy gesture, apologizes and […]

 
 

Look, Clinton supporters, what is it you want exactly? I’ve been reading this thread all morning and, well, I still don’t get it. Are you guys mad at us for winning?

Her supporters watched her get dragged through the mud for years, all for a bunch of black-helicopter bullshit that the GOP drums up to exploit the yokels in the trailer park (I know these idiots, I grew up with them).

She rose to power in her own right at a very dark time for Democrats. She was an inspiration to women, specifically, since so much of the shit lobbed at her even during the 1992 campaign was a reminder of how much sexism hasn’t changed in this country. She’s the kind of strong woman that scares the hell out of the white-flight morons who made the GOP juggernaut of the last 25 years.

So, she’s paid her dues, and a lot of people already saw her as riding on a white horse into the White House, saving not just her fans but the whole fucking country. She was going to re-win the 1990’s in the same way that Republicans think they’ve re-won the 1960’s.

Then, her inevitableness started losing to Obama, who appeals to people who aren’t just trying to win the last war. To them (and I’m just guessing, here), losing to Obama is just as bad as Limbaugh joking about her oral sex skills on his short-lived TV show.

Hillary losing now reminds them (and I’m still just guessing, here) of being politically humiliated for most of 1979 – now, as “liberal” became a dirty word and Democrats became scarce and Republicans rubbed our faces in it, over and over.

Naturally, they project their cult of personality on us.
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oh man xpost of all xpost up there

two things in response to Lambert:

Is it really so hard to read that which you are replying to? I know paragraphs be long and shit, but really.

And furthermore, how long will shitty blogs be holding up poor put-upon Digby as the 9/11 of blog comments or whatever the fuck? If you’re too pussy to have your comments open, just be straight about it. “Someone called Digby a cunt, this changes EVERYTHING.” Please.

Oh and also in that link you posted there is a plea for more progressive policy from a Clinton supporter, so I can’t tell if it’s supposed to be serious or what.

 
 

Get Real said,
May 8, 2008 at 17:31 (kill)
Triangulating is better than letting Republicans kick your ass all over the place.

Then fucking triangulate and GET BEHIND THE CANDIDATE THAT HAS WON.

 
 

and he tried to turn any criticism of Wright into a “racial” issue in Philadelphia

Fail.
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Don’t you remember the “co-presidents/ two for the price of one” business?

Sure do.
You remember a guy by the name of Al Gore?
‘Cause that’s who it refers to.

You said upthread that you thought things had to get worse to make sure the Democratic party got the picture.

aka “The beatings will continue until morale improves.”

 
 

Bullshit, lambert!

I saw you guys rockin’ the cardboard under the streetlight last night.

And how can you explain that ‘LAMBERT’ bomb on the side of the A-Train?

 
 

Laura Petrie!?!

Wow. That’s reaching way back.

Lambert, if you’re still around, please explain why any of us need to extend you an olive branch.

For all I know, you might come up with ideas we don’t have.

Isn’t that what this whole (coming up to 300) thread has been about?

 
White Male, Jew of Liberal Fascism
 

Only in America would you find assholes moaning about thirty dollars in taxes while the government wastes trillions on a fucking stupid war.

And then these same moaning assholes have the effrontery to pretend that they are moaning on behalf of the poor, and that anyone who disagrees with them is an elitist.

Jeebus.

 
 

Lambert is the guy who can’t tell the difference between Obama’s message and Lieberman’s. Lambert is the guy who’s still pushing the “Obama is a closet Reaganite” meme. Is Lambert really cute enough to play that dumb?

I picked Obama because for reasons of political machine and demographics (i.e., he’s working with Dean’s DNC instead of against it, and his supporters are younger and broader). But, the Clintonites capacity for just plain playing dumb probably would have put me in the same camp, if I’d been reading their blogs all this time (I haven’t).
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PLuk:

Obama didn’t say “well, I gotta disavow this guy because he’s telling people that my rejection of his ideas is ‘just politics.’

Actually, he did – in addition to the other things you mentioned. I think you need to google and re-read the transcript.

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delete “because”

sheesh, need more coffee
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Actually, he did – in addition to the other things you mentioned. I think you need to google and re-read the transcript.

Lukasiak needs to imagine the Obama he wants to bitch about.

Lukasiak needs to imagine the Obama cult he wants to bitch about.

Sounds like a personal problem to me.
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This reminds me of that website Instapunk that made the post about how black people are terrible niggers. They defended themselves by whining about “A-list bloggers” and the “big boys” and all that…they figured that even though they wrote stupid offensive shit they could cast themselves as the underdogs and change the narrative into one about how some brave rebels stood up to the man.

That’s what the correntwire people are trying to do here, and it’s both transparent and pathetic.

He’s not mad, he didn’t even read it, but he was volcanically mad about the “real subject”, which he somehow divined without reading the post, and he won’t tell you why he’s mad, if he even is mad.

Got it? Yeah.

Seriously, rather than putting the burden on me/us to invest the time in answering — I feel I’ve been writing about that very subject over and over and over again for months — why not do a little research, use your imagination, put yourself in our shoes, and post on what you think it would take?

What a cop-out. Here we have another fabulously skilled internet debater.

 
 

I don’t like to be ignored. What is it with you guys that I have to ask these questions twice?

do please try and put your ego in check.

As to your actual question — I can only tell you to look up a recent poll that was done that said that (IIRC) only 9% of African Americans agreed with Wright.

Of course, that is after Obama finally denounced Wright. Who knows whether the results would be the same while Obama ‘could no more disavow” Wright than he could throw his own grandma under the bus?” or if they even told the pollsters the truth about how they felt (I mean, when 92% of African Americans who say that race was not a factor in their choice for President support Barack Obama, you gotta be skeptical about the results of polling done among African Americans.)

oh, and no, I’m not going to provide a link. IMHO, you’re bringing “rap music” into this discussion is on a par with right-wingers who bring up the use of the word “n****r” in rap anytime a white person gets caught saying something racist.

 
 

Nicely said.

 
 

I don’t know how she got stuck in that mug.

RB, I’m sure that people mentioned that you shouldn’t bring that Clinton home if you couldn’t take care of it. Clinton’s have special needs that are really hard to meet in a typical home setting.

 
 

What could be better for Republicans than a small slice of progressives trying to popularize the message that staying home and not voting is the best thing to do if Obama wins the nomination. (Which he almost surely will)

Everyone who feels the need to remind us that a McCain victory would be bad are really not seeing how condescending they are being. Yeah, we know that. We get that, and we don’t need any reminders from you. In case it didn’t occur to you, some of us just might have been the ones telling people in years past that they couldn’t stay home because the Democrats really are better. You’re afraid, rightly, that a discouraged and cynical Democratic electorate could hand McCain victory. But if that happens, it will be because our party leaders and Presidential candidate continue to sell us up a river and we conclude, quite rationally, that they don’t give a fuck what we think because they know we will show up like good little boys and girls every time.

This isn’t coming from an independent voter, or a low-information, ‘smug’ or ‘self-righteous’ voter. It’s coming from a Democratic voter who is sick and tired of being sold up a river and is considering for the first time that maybe what our candidates need is the very real and motivating pressure of losing to make them earn our votes for once.

Maybe this would be a good time to state what we actually do believe in, and what things, specifically, we aren’t willing to cave on solely because we are afraid of the Republicans. I thought the Obama campaign was all about real, meaningful change and hope, not fear and cheap threats? Sorry, but my reservoir of patience is wearing thin with this little kabuki game. I’m tired of seeing prominent Democrats reach out to every constituency except their own, and I think it will be quite useful to force them to actually deal with us for once. And rolling your eyes at the ‘laundry list’ of policy concerns that Hillary supporters have in general, as well as in the case of the bafflingly but decidedly less-progressive Senator Obama, my friends, is a step in the wrong direction.

The truth of it is this: we don’t have unity, we have an alliance of political convenience. We have disagreements. Big surprise!! This is called politics…and because we have been distracted by non-issues like pastors and haircuts and snipers (etc etc) for so long we haven’t had to talk too much about these issues that a lot of us probably disagree on but where we may also be able to find common cause. Maybe now would be a good time to start that conversation.

f you have listened to any hip-hop in the last 15-20 years, you will know that Jeremiah Wright’s opinions are shared by a gasp large group of influential black leaders. Does that make the white liberal in you feel all icky? Good. The institutionalized racism in this country is still out there, still hurting people. You can act like what Wright said is controversial, but in reality it is no different than what KRS One, Chuck D, Mos Def et al have been saying all along.

But you’re probably in the camp that Hip-Hop isn’t music, so of course you don’t know.

What Wright said may have caused controversy, but nothing he said was very worthy of controversy. He is a decent and honorable man who is channeling a more authentic Christian message than most pastors in this country. That message is not kind to U.S. imperialism, hubris and war crimes.

But we know about the racism…..we’re on your side. We thought you were on ours. This is exactly how this shit gets started, how it became CW that the Clintons played the ‘race card’ – Obama and Obama supporters pull it out at every opportunity against fellow liberals and demonize and parody us while conservatives sit in the shadows and snicker.

I’m coming to believe more and more that Obama is just a blank canvas onto which many of his supporters project exactly what they want to see (not trying to be patronizing, just honest – call me a Hillbot if you want). But everyone’s seeing something different – which is why he is paralyzed from doing anything substantive or ‘controversial’ at all. His base of support would begin to crumble around the edges as true-believerism wears off.

 
 

I truly don’t have a lot of time to spend on this thread. Not only is RL calling, I have a blog of my own to tend to. If the S/N posters want to synthesize — I suggested a way that could be done, above — then have at it!

Henry writes:

“Lambert, if you’re still around, please explain why any of us need to extend you an olive branch.”

You don’t, nor did I ask you to, or expect it of you.

D. Aristophanes thought it would be a good idea. Raise your concerns with the poster if you have a problem with the post.

Now, really, over and out.

 
 

you’re [sic] bringing “rap music” into this discussion is on a par with right-wingers who bring up the use of the word “n****r” in rap anytime a white person gets caught saying something racist.

False analogy. Whether something is representative or not is not the same question as whether certain words are acceptable or not.

Lukasiak is pushing the FOX News/Limbaugh line that talking about race or racism is the same thing as being racist. In order to reach this pre-determined conclusion, he has to get even the most basic facts wrong.

Since Lukasiak has already announced plans to sit out the general, why keep pushing the inevitable McCain line?
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Of course, that is after Obama finally denounced Wright.

Blah blah blah. Hillary is not the nominee, Obama is, so welcome to the right-wing noise machine.

 
 

I have been listening to Hip-Hop (what’s ‘rap’?) for over 20 years. What Wright said did not even slightly surprise me, because he was stating opinions that many of my favorite MCs over the years have been saying.

Read into it what you will, but don’t try to follow this line of reasoning:

you’re bringing “rap music” into this discussion is on a par with right-wingers who bring up the use of the word “n****r” in rap anytime a white person gets caught saying something racist.

That dog don’t hunt.

 
 

What a cop-out.

unlike Obama supporters, who accept just about anything as long as it can be framed as “change”, us Clinton supporters demand that if you are going to pander to us, you’re gonna have to figure out what issues we really care about.

But while I’m sitting out November, there are still lots of progressive Clinton supporters who are on the fence about voting for Obama if he is the nominee, so I will give you a hint.

Tell Obama to get his ass back to the Senate, and make it absolutely clear that telecom immunity is completely unacceptable to him, and anyone Democrat who supports it is a fraud whose support he categorically rejects. That would impress a whole lot of progressive Clinton supporters.

 
 

welcome to the right-wing noise machine.

That’s pretty much all that’s left of them.
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Comrade Rutherford
 

GoatBoy:

““I ask you to reflect on just what would possibly be different”

The. Supreme. Court.”

No. The GOP will only send up more Scalias and fillibuster anyone else, and the Dems will pre-agree to cave and vote to approve only the worst candidates imagineable, [B]just as they have always done in the past[/B]. No Dem will be allowed to seat another SCOTUS justice.

 
 

if it had actually happened the way you describe it, I’d agree with you.

But Obama wasn’t honest — and he tried to turn any criticism of Wright into a “racial” issue in Philadelphia — and pandered to white people by equating the frustration and resentment of African Americans that comes about from living every day with the impact of this nations 400 year history of slavery, segregation, and racial discrimination with white people’s resentment of Affirmative Action programs. (and he had the nerve to accuse Clinton of pandering to working class white people because of her gas tax holiday proposal!)

I’m not sure which speech you were watching. Apparently not the one that was televised. Or maybe we just have a different way of judging what people say. I try to base my opinions on the actual words that people use, not my speculation about their ulterior motives.

Let’s recap. A handful of soundbites from a few Wright sermons were edited together, out of context, and put on the internet and MSM. The soundbites, which expressed common resentments in the African American community about various issues, were thrown up in Obama’s face as if he had said them. Rather than justify the ridiculous criticisms leveled at him (“Why didn’t he walk out?” Because he was a prominent member of the church and walking out would have raised a giant stink over something that was really just a difference of opinion about one or two sentences in the sermon. C’mon, I disagree with statements made from the pulpit all the time. I don’t stand up and walk out because I’m not a pompous, self-righteous jackass. Do the people who make these criticisms even go to church?), Obama made a speech about race and acknowledging racial resentment (on both sides of the race line) and moving on to trying to find solutions.

As far as Wright benefitting from “race-pimping,” you are clearly just making things up here. There is NO evidence that the few statements that showed up on YouTube were typical of Wright’s sermons. In fact, every one that I’ve heard talk about the church from first-hand experience has said that they were the exception rather than the rule. Plus, we’re not talking about Creflo Dollar, here. There are no private jets, lavish vacation homes, and water parks here. Just an inner-city church that has, undisputedly, done a lot of good in its community over the years.

 
 

unlike Obama supporters, who accept just about anything as long as it can be framed as “change”

Hey, it breaks up the monotony of taking lesbians to get their abortions on my magic carpet made out of a burning flag …

… you Limbaugh-fellating failure.
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I’m trying to read lambert’s posts at correntwire and all I see is snark and a bunch of “this one Obama supporter on the internet said something mean” posts.

I can’t find anything there that isn’t just blatant red-meat for the most die-hard Hillary supporters. I don’t even really see anything like “this is why Clinton is good.” It’s pretty much just “lol Obama sux lol” over and over again.

Am I missing something?

Oh and also in that link you posted there is a plea for more progressive policy from a Clinton supporter, so I can’t tell if it’s supposed to be serious or what.

That’s the part about this that really cracks me up.

Where were all these clowns when Dodd, Kucinich and Edwards were still in the race?

 
 

Obama made a speech about race and acknowledging racial resentment (on both sides of the race line) and moving on to trying to find solutions.

Yes, but Clinton isn’t going to be the nominee, now, so her supporters have to pretend they can’t compweehend that.
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I mean, when 92% of African Americans who say that race was not a factor in their choice for President support Barack Obama, you gotta be skeptical about the results of polling done among African Americans

Hey, I don’t know what exit poll you are pulling that from, but look at the % of white Hillary voters who say that race was a factor in their selection. Guess we can’t trust white people either, huh?

Oh and Lukasiak? Go fuck yourself.

 
 

I have been listening to Hip-Hop (what’s ‘rap’?) for over 20 years. What Wright said did not even slightly surprise me, because he was stating opinions that many of my favorite MCs over the years have been saying.

I think you’re missing the distinction between “opinions” and “feelings.” Jay-Z isn’t Gil Scott Heron, and there are precious few rappers whose lyrics are as politically sophisticated as those of The Last Poets.

 
 

The GOP will only send up more Scalias and fillibuster anyone else, and the Dems will pre-agree to cave and vote to approve only the worst candidates imagineable, [B]just as they have always done in the past[/B]. No Dem will be allowed to seat another SCOTUS justice.

fail

 
 

look at the % of white Hillary voters who say that race was a factor in their selection. Guess we can’t trust white people either, huh?

The Clinton campaign’s message since Tuesday has been about white voters’ support.

Oh, but Obama is a race pimp, because … because Glenn Beck told me so.

Or something.
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Tell Obama to get his ass back to the Senate, and make it absolutely clear that telecom immunity is completely unacceptable to him, and anyone Democrat who supports it is a fraud whose support he categorically rejects. That would impress a whole lot of progressive Clinton supporters.

*Sigh* Why is it that a lot of the demands of progressive Clinton supporters are of things their own candidate has not done? Also note: If your candidate had—I don’t know, made the race about her having the best healthcare plan for example (or gone to the senate and filibustered the darn FISA bill)—instead of the last few months being about how elitist and unelectable Barack Obama is, maybe you would have won us over. Maybe I would be giving this speech to an Obamunist telling him that it is time to quit for the good of the party and the good of the country, although I doubt it would be to any regulars here.

 
Homosexuals are aids monkeys
 

Its nice to see that you liberals are so united in your choice for President.

Because you know what they say, “united we stand, divided we fall.”

So have fun devouring each other, me and my fellow eeevil Conservatives have to get back to work supporting McCain.

Hahahaha!

 
 

Jay-Z isn’t Gil Scott Heron, and there are precious few rappers whose lyrics are as politically sophisticated as those of The Last Poets.

Jay-Z? The pimp?

I’m talking Chuck-D. Mos Def. Talib Kweli. KRS-One. Common. X-Clan. Even the Coup.

 
 

Why are you still talking lukasiak?

unlike Obama supporters, who accept just about anything as long as it can be framed as “change”, us Clinton supporters demand that if you are going to pander to us, you’re gonna have to figure out what issues we really care about.

I’m still waiting for you to name some of these strawman “Obama supporters” you keep talking about.

Obama supporters all supported him about Wright, then supported him when he said something else about Wright, stammered and stuttered incoherently when you bravely confronted them, accept anything that can be framed as “change”, blah blah blah, drown kittens and sacrifice virgins…

Wow, random unsupported generalizations sure are a blast!

 
 

How’s the running, Jonah? Is the Dough sloughing off?

 
 

*Sigh* Why is it that a lot of the demands of progressive Clinton supporters are of things their own candidate has not done?

Obama voted for the Dodd amendment. Clinton did not.

So, who are these “progressive Clinton supporters” again?

Are they paying attention?

Hello?
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Fast Eddie is da bomb.

 
 

Hey, I don’t know what exit poll you are pulling that from, but look at the % of white Hillary voters who say that race was a factor in their selection. Guess we can’t trust white people either, huh?

actually, the percentages of white people who say that race was not a factor, but vote for Clinton, is at least plausible. In North Carolina they split 61-37 for Clinton. In Indiana, it was 58-42.

And given Obama’s failure to address the issues of concern to so many working class white voters — and his attacks on Clinton for ‘pandering’ to those people for trying to address those concerns (not to mention the fact that Clinton has spent the last eight years working to appeal to white working class voters) while Obama’s approach to the white working class comes from a sophomore year sociology class, I think that white voters that say they didn’t vote for Clinton because she’s white and Obama isn’t are probably telling the truth.

 
 

Constitutional scholar pans Clinton for fleeing from FISA fight

Constitutional lawyer Jonathan Turley criticized the Senate for bowing to President Bush’s demands for more spying power and amnesty for potentially law-breaking telecommunications companies.

“The fix has been in for some time on the unlawful surveillance program and the torture program,” he said Wednesday on Countdown with Keith Olbermann. “Many Democrats and Republicans were aware of the program and they are actively helping the White House to try to shut down any confrontation on the issue. This is also helped by the fact the telecoms are one of the five most powerful lobbying forces in Washington, and many of these members have close ties to those lobbyists.”

Turley panned presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, who skipped the politically tricky and controversial Senate vote on the spy law Tuesday even though she had been campaigning in Washington that day.

“It really, I think is symbolic of this disconnect … here you’ve got someone who is campaigning for the President of the United States, making pitches to civil libertarians, but doesn’t even show up — when she’s in the neighborhood — to vote against telecom immunity,” Turley charged. “I’m not just dumping on her. The fact is there has been a lot of really duplicitous work being done by both parties.”

Republican John McCain and Barack Obama both voted on amendments to the measure; Obama opposed telecom immunity, while McCain supported it. Clinton left town early to get to a campaign stop in Texas.

So, Lukasiak doesn’t know what Obama said, and he doesn’t know what Clinton did.

All he’s got is what Sean Hannity jizzed in his mouth this morning.
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Can we haz sum funnee photoz of Pastor Swank or Daffyd Ab-Hugh now pleez?

 
Homosexuals are aids monkeys
 

Oh, by the way, I hear Ralph Nader’s running again. It looks like he’s gonna pick off a few million dumb liberals this election like he did in 2000 and 2004.

I hope you liberals cast your protest votes. Look how good its served you all these years.

Bwahahahaha!

 
 

Obama’s approach to the white working class comes from a sophomore year sociology class

Obama’s approach to the white working class comes from here.

And it worked in 2006, remember?

You know, the approach that Clinton’s DLC-controlled campaign not only opposed, but tried to dismantle after it worked? Why is it that Clinton lacks the guts to take on the GOP’s use of decoy issues?

I’m running out of space to keep track of what you don’t know, Lukasiak.
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unlike Obama supporters, who accept just about anything as long as it can be framed as “change”, us Clinton supporters demand that if you are going to pander to us, you’re gonna have to figure out what issues we really care about.

At the end of the day, this fucking strawman is still the best you can do?

Leave, troll. You’re only belittling yourself at this point.

 
Malfunctioning, Yet Enamored Glenn Reynolds Robot
 

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The dealbreaker for me is that the only thing I see Barack Obama willing to fight for is himself.

I’m already fed up to the back teeth with the Democratic Party’s utter spinelessness. I don’t want a Democratic President who talks about how important it is to make nice with the Republicans, and how partisanship is such an ugly thing, and how the Democrats should be so much more hospitable to religious concerns and on and on and on.

To hell with it. I want a fighter to vote for. If one isn’t on the ballot, I’ll write one in.

 
 

And given Obama’s failure to address the issues of concern to so many working class white voters

Don’t you mean The Hard-Working Americans?

not to mention the fact that Clinton has spent the last eight years working to appeal to white working class voters

Don’t you mean she’s spent the last several weeks downing shots and standing on pickup trucks?

– Another member of the monolithic Obama Supporters Straw Horde. We all think alike here in the dark corners of Lukasiak’s small, small mind.

 
Shorter p_lukasiak
 

Well, that issue doesn’t even matter. Because Obama did _____________. Wait, he didn’t? Well, that issue doesn’t even matter. Because Obama did _____________. Wait, he didn’t? Well, that issue doesn’t even matter. Because Obama did _____________. Wait, he didn’t? Well, that issue doesn’t even matter. Because Obama did _____________. Wait, he didn’t? Well, that issue doesn’t even matter. Because Obama did _____________. Wait, he didn’t? Well, that issue doesn’t even matter.

 
 

Hey! Get a load of the race pimp!

(CNN) — In what appear to be the New York senator’s most blunt comments to date regarding a racial division in the Democratic presidential race, Hillary Clinton suggested Wednesday that “White Americans” are increasingly turning away from Barack Obama’s candidacy.

“I have a much broader base to build a winning coalition on,” Clinton said in an interview with USA TODAY.

Clinton cited an Associated Press poll “that found how Senator Obama’s support among working, hard-working Americans, white Americans, is weakening again, and how whites in both states who had not completed college were supporting me.”

“There’s a pattern emerging here,” she said.

Wow! Obama sure is a race pimp! Right?

In the meantime, we know that younger whites AREN’T going to Clinton’s side.
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Nadai, do what you like. But I contend that your are making a mistake.

 
 

The dealbreaker for me is that the only thing I see Barack Obama willing to fight for is himself.

Cite or leave.

Additionally, since your write-in candidate natch has no chance of winning, you’re helping McCain. So good for you, shill.

 
EnfantTerrible
 

One more thing – given the monumental amount of crap thrown at Clinton by goopers over the past 16 years, it would have been very soul-satisfying to see her elected as President, DLC ties notwithstanding. But the fact is (sheesh, I’m sounding like La Ruppert), she and her advisors did not run a very good campaign, and they let their initial advantage slip away.

Remember, we are not simply voting against McCain. We are voting for up to 4 supreme court justices and a cabinet populated with competent people.

 
 

Lukasiak is living in some sort of fantasy land.

Tell Obama to get his ass back to the Senate, and make it absolutely clear that telecom immunity is completely unacceptable to him, and anyone Democrat who supports it is a fraud whose support he categorically rejects. That would impress a whole lot of progressive Clinton supporters.

This has got to fucking stop, the pretending that Clinton is some sort of brave fighter against telecom immunity.

This is right in my wheelhouse. I have no idea if some moron like Lukasiak is bullshitting me on a subject I know nothing about, but this is a subject I know a lot about.

Clinton had not done jack shit to oppose telecom immunity. Obama made a statement about it before she did, he worked it into speeches before she did. She has been on the back of the pack on this issue.

I don’t care if you support Clinton, but can you stop just making shit up?

On telecom immunity Clinton was way behind Dodd, behind Biden and behind Obama.

I have been following this telecom immunity stuff for a while, reading about it, blogging about it. I read the fucking bills before Clinton did. Clinton and her supporters weren’t saying shit about telecom immunity until recently and she has been pulling up the rear since day 1.

This is really insulting to the people that have been doing the work. When Glenn Greenwald and Jane Hamsher were putting together a mailing list and Dodd was making noise about putting in a hold and I was donating to Dodd and blogging Clinton wouldn’t touch this issue with a ten-foot pole.

To now pretend that she is some sort of brave crusader against telecom immunity is the worst sort of revionist history and an example of telling the big lie. Go read some old Glenn Greenwald pieces where Hillary is excoriated for doing NOTHING on this issue.

Hillary has not done shit on telecom immunity, or gitmo, or Habeas rights, or Iraq contractors,or black sites, (the Clinton admin invented the practice of extraordinary rendition for fuck’s sake) or torture or any civil liberties issue of note.

Why doesn’t she get her ass back to the senate, actually READ THE FUCKING BILLS for a change then show some leadership on an issue instead of only jumping on board when everyone else has already issued statements?

Stop lying about things that have happened in the past 6-9 months. This is pathetic.

 
 

unlike Obama supporters, who accept just about anything as long as it can be framed as “change”, us Clinton supporters demand that if you are going to pander to us, you’re gonna have to figure out what issues we really care about.

When these same idiots threaten to stab HC (and the Democratic Party) in the back by voting for McBush, how much caring for the issues can there be?

 
Five of Diamonds
 

The saddest part of Clinton zealotry is that her supporters can’t detect their own obtuse logic.

She.can’t.win.the.nomination.unless.she.steals.it.

 
 

To hell with it. I want a fighter to vote for. If one isn’t on the ballot, I’ll write one in.

When you aren’t winning the game, go play your own game with your own rules! That’ll show ’em!

 
 

The dealbreaker for me is that the only thing I see Barack Obama willing to fight for is himself.

That’s because you’re a fucking moron.

If you’re throwing your vote away, you don’t deserve a fighter.
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But what is so hard about VOTING AGAINST JOHN MCCAIN??!?12?

Seriously! No one running for national office is liberal enough for my taste, but I will find it absolutely delicious to defeat my political enemy, even if the representative from my party ain’t my cup of tea.

People who will sit out: have you already forgotten what happened in 2000? If your specific desires for a candidate aren’t met, you’ll take your ball and go home? I can’t imagine a more childish position to take.

 
 

It really makes me angry to see people with such a blatant double-standard, and to see people purposely misrepresent what their candidate has done.

And to see people riding on the coat-tails of those that have done good work, then trying to claim that their candidate was fucking leading the charge when she wasn’t involved at all.

This “ends justifies the means” bullshit is crazy wingnut land. Lying about what your candidate has done is just not right.

 
 

I don’t want a Democratic President who talks about how important it is to make nice with the Republicans

Do you folks just not know what the DLC is?

 
Homosexuals are aids monkeys
 

If you people don’t like the political landscape in America than move to North Korea were I’m sure Kim Jong ll will fulfil your marxist fantasies of a workers paradise.

 
 

Good one, Jonah! Real zinger!

 
 

You never answered me about the running regimen. And we already established that my ego needs attention. So:

Are loads of pounds melting away?

 
 

Are you now looser in the pants?

 
 

Where’d the dough go?

 
 

When bloggers fisked
his empty head,
he bravely turned
his tail and fled!

Brave, brave, brave Sir Lukasiak!

Looks like I’m going to have to go find some more trolls to humiliate. This house is clean.
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Tell Obama to get his ass back to the Senate, and make it absolutely clear that telecom immunity is completely unacceptable to him, and anyone Democrat who supports it is a fraud whose support he categorically rejects. That would impress a whole lot of progressive Clinton supporters.

If I could find something on the Web(after checking 5 pages of search results at Google and another at TPM) that so much as suggested that Sen. Clinton herself had done something like this in the recent past, I might have taken you seriously about that.

The scorecard so far shows:
– Sen. Obama voted against a FISA bill containing immunity provisions for telecomms
– Sen. Clinton did not cast a vote, as she was not present.
– both have stated they oppose immunity for telecomms
I’ve been told that actions speak louder than words.

If you have an update, I’d be grateful to be directed to it.

 
Johnny Coelacanth
 

Random Observer sez:

“Good catch, I totally missed that. Guess I have seen it after all.”

No, it wasn’t a good catch, because I did not call Clinton supporters racist, but let me be more specific: I believe that there is a real contingent in the Clinton ranks who are afraid that America is too racist to ever elect Barack Obama. You will never see this admitted in public.

 
Five of Diamonds
 

I’m already fed up to the back teeth with the Democratic Party’s utter spinelessness.

So your solution is to vote for the DLC insider? Excellent strategy. They’ve had so much success since being voted into the majority in 2006.

 
 

The force is strong with this thread.

 
 

Come November we will have a choice between two corporate lackies. Whether one of those lackies will be Clinton or Obama will make no difference; they are both corporate lackies. But as lackies, they will be lining up their bosses for the big America gangbang. The only difference between McCain and the other two will be that with Obama or Clinton, we will at least be provided with a small jar of Vaseline.

As far as Hillary supporters, or any other delusional “progressive” deciding to stay home on election day on principle, the GOP thanks you for your lifetime of support.

 
In Vino Veritas
 

The Democratic Nomination interpretaive dance

Hillary!
Hillary?
Hillary…
OMG…LOL @ OBAMA/WRIGHT/BITTER, HILDOG IS DA BOMB
HILLARY@#$!%

Obama!

 
Homosexuals are aids monkeys
 

GO NOW LIBERALS! What are you waiting for. North Korea is only a plane flight away. Go to the Dear Leader where he will satisfy all of your marxist fantasies complete with summary executions of “reactionaries” and all your political opponents which I know would make you liberals all very happy. The North Korean media will spout marxist propaganda about the evils of capitalism and America and how the state is all powerful just as you like. Free universal health care, free housing, free schooling every giant government program you pork barrel spenders have wet dreams about is yours for the taking. What are you people watiing for, you hate capitalism and America so go to your 1984 Orwellian fantasy land of North Korea.

 
 

Only in America would you find assholes moaning about thirty dollars in taxes while the government wastes trillions on a fucking stupid war.

And then these same moaning assholes have the effrontery to pretend that they are moaning on behalf of the poor, and that anyone who disagrees with them is an elitist.

It’s not either/or here – there’s no need to stay silent if we happen to support shifting a tax burden from the struggling to the well-off. In the next sentence, you can also take note of the fact that our country is (literally) collapsing, that the same people to whom $30 is food for a week are often the ones who have trouble finding decent jobs, and their and their children’s future is being pissed away in the desert to support what has been widely recognized now in the blogosphere as an imperial war of aggression, a war crime, compounded by further war crimes including torture. Those are the people you call stupid ‘assholes,’ people who registered as Democrats for the first time in several previous elections because we told them they should, because we told them it would get better if we could just elect more Democrats to office. A great many will get kicked out of their homes onto the street this year. Among the economically struggling are many young people in the military, having been drawn in by the promise of a college education, health care, and believing the bullshit lies we fed to them. A great many will never come home because the ‘creative class’ took impeachment off the table and decided that “the surge was working.” What Obama said about people being embittered by broken promises and failure was not elitist, just accurate, but this sure as hell is some elitist crap.

 
 

interesting…

Someone accuses Lambert of “copping out” because he won’t explain what it will take to get his support for Obama.

So I offer a suggestion — have Obama make telecom immunity a front page issue. Not just issue a statement, or vote against it, but use his position as the “presumptive nominee” to actually stop it from happening.

But nobody says — “y’know, that a really good idea. Obama needs to do something like this to convince progressives that are supporting Clinton for the nomination that he is on their side — and as a progressive who opposes telecom immunity, I’d like to see that happen as well”.

Instead, we get this kind of (typical) response…

Lukasiak is living in some sort of fantasy land. [quote my suggestion] This has got to fucking stop, the pretending that Clinton is some sort of brave fighter against telecom immunity.

Now, nowhere did I ever suggest that Clinton was “some sort of brave fighter against telecom immunity.”

I suggested telecom immunity because it is an issue that is important to ALL progressives — and its an issue that neither Clinton nor Obama have distinguised themselves on. I thought about mention Obama adopting Clinton’s approach to health care, or having Obama apologze to the Clintons and their supporters for the way he and his surrogates have deliberately demonized them for the last eight months, but I decided to go with a suggestion that should have been completely non-controversial on a progressive blog

Like I’ve already said, I’m sitting out November, because I won’t tolerate a Democratic candidate who uses the same race-baiting strategy to build margins and turnout in the black community that the GOP has been using to build turnout and margins among whites for decades.

So I really don’t give a flying fuck how Obama’s supporters react to me. But there are a whole lot of very pissed off progressives that haven’t decided what to do yet — and the kind of sheer idiocy that has been on display in attacks on my character isn’t going to help with those voters.

 
 

If I could find something on the Web(after checking 5 pages of search results at Google and another at TPM) that so much as suggested that Sen. Clinton herself had done something like this in the recent past, I might have taken you seriously about that..

Read some old Glenn Greenwald posts on the issue, which were basically ground zero for the telecom immunity fight. People were pleading with the Obama and Clinton camps to throw their weight behind the issue and neither did anything. Obama finally issued a very tepid statement and Clinton followed with an equally tepid one. Neither did anything of note and Clinton didn’t even vote.

If every Senator was a Clinton and Obama telecom immunity would have passed a long time ago.

 
 

I’ve had it. Look, I’m sorry that your candidate lost the election, but well, a majority of the primary and caucus voters think she’s the lesser of the two remaining democrats. I’m sorry you hate that so much that you want to take your ball home and not vote in November, thus enabling a John McCain victory. I’m sorry you feel that such an action, while essentially dooming the country would be entirely Barack Obama’s fault and not the result of your own petty vindictiveness. I’m sorry you feel that Barack Obama’s coalition of voters, while larger than Clinton’s is somehow less broad and thus less deserving of consideration. I’m sorry that since February, only through the use of wishful thinking, magic and/or a pact with the devil that would split the party were the only options for a Clinton victory. I’m sorry you feel that the DLC backed HRC is a bastion of progressivism, while simultaneously holding Barack Obama to standards that you refuse to apply to her. I’m sorry you feel that Obama supporters here are part of some sort of cult mindset, even though any reading through the thread (let alone previous ones) has us disagreeing with each other and admitting his flaws.

YEESH. What do you want us to do build you a fucking time machine so that you can bring up Jeremiah Wright during Iowa?

 
 

Just to recap…

1) p_luk comes here, and claims that Obama supporters are naive and see things in their candidate that just aren’t there.
2) p_luk acts like HRC is a trailblazer in the fight against telecom immunity, which is…
3) completely not true.

I’m astonished. I didn’t think we could reach the heights of epic fail that we saw during the Liberal Fascism read-through…but here we are.

You should have a pantload of pride, p_luk.

 
 

I will answer it sincerely why I cannot support Obama:

He is unqualified to be president. Why? He is three years out of the Illinois state senate and a first-term US Senator. He has no real accomplishments in the Illinois Senate or in the US Senate.

Everything he says about himself is pure rhetoric. He has no substantive record of bipartisanship and no record of new politics (Alice Palmer, anyone?).

His resume is thin and not suitable for the Presidency of the United States. I live in Illinois. He should have run for governor and proved his worth here before he thought about Presidency.

There is a huge discord between his rhetoric and his record.

 
 

But nobody says — “y’know, that a really good idea. Obama needs to do something like this to convince progressives that are supporting Clinton for the nomination that he is on their side — and as a progressive who opposes telecom immunity, I’d like to see that happen as well”.

Hey, I got a GREAT idea for Obama to convince the progressives supporting Clinton:

Go on Bill O’Reilly’s show and trash his opponent for being an elitist.

Will that do for ya, p_lukasiak?

 
 

Oh, wait, you now say that you don’t think HRC is a trailblazer, it’s just that…Obama’s also not, but needs to win your support like HRC had, even though she, um, wasn’t a trailblazer, and uh, durr…

You fail. Stop talking.

 
 

Well said. I shared some of Lambert’s concerns about Obama a few months back, and still do, but since some of the Corrente crew has endorsed Clinton, there are times I don’t recognize the blog anymore, it pains me to say. There’s nothing wrong with criticizing Obama, but I really don’t get the sudden polarization, including a blindness toward Clinton’s gambits and flaws. The gas holiday is just a bad policy, and it’s ludicrous and insulting to claim that anyone who opposes it is an elitist who hates the poor. Umm, excuse me? Argue for a policy or a candidate, by all means, but wow, rationality and disagreeing in good faith have really taken a hit in the liberal blogosphere in the past few months. I think it depends on which sites one frequents, but personally, I’ve run into far more crazy Clinton supporters than Obama supporters, in terms of faulty or disingenuous arguments — and I still haven’t seen Obama supporters say, “Send this to Fox News to bash our opponent!” But your mileage may vary, and it’s not as if I’m not going to vote for someone because of their more obnoxious supporters if I think he or she is the best candidate. I also try to defend each candidate from BS attacks and criticize each when they use right-wing framing or advocate bad policies. Neither Clinton nor Obama was my first choice, neither is that liberal, but both are much, much better than McCain would be, especially given that he’s essentially running for Bush’s third term. I don’t care about the primary season dragging on as much as I do about Dems using right-wing framing, which is bad mid-term and long-term politics. Like many others, I’ll vote for the Dem nominee in November. I’m hoping after the nominee is settled, that “cooler heads will prevail,” as the saying goes.

 
 

So I really don’t give a flying fuck how Obama’s supporters react to me. But there are a whole lot of very pissed off progressives that haven’t decided what to do yet — and the kind of sheer idiocy that has been on display in attacks on my character isn’t going to help with those voters.

Just a hint, Glenn Reynolds…sometimes the shoe fits.

 
 

A great many will never come home because the ‘creative class’ took impeachment off the table and decided that “the surge was working.”

(deep breath)

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT.

 
 

A great many will never come home because the ‘creative class’ took impeachment off the table and decided that “the surge was working.”

The ‘creative class’ decided the surge was working and impeachment should be off the table? What the hell does that even MEAN??? Who are these horrible ‘creative class’ people that you’re angry with? What the bloody fuck are you talking about???

 
Five of Diamonds
 

Like I’ve already said, I’m sitting out November, because I won’t tolerate a Democratic candidate who uses the same race-baiting strategy to build margins and turnout in the black community that the GOP has been using to build turnout and margins among whites for decades.

You’re right, Barack has been robocalling black voters telling them Hillary has a illigitimate child with a white father and robocalling to mislead whites on voting dates. Also, Barack has been sending out operatives to polling places to challenge their identifications and intimidate them out of voting.

For someone who decries GOP tactics, you certainly don’t have a firm grasp on them.

 
 

progressives that are supporting Clinton

…are deluded. Obama’s not very progressive either.

 
 

Obama played the race card in the single most devious way imaginable — by having teh sheer audacity to be black! *cue sinister music* An evil genius is born.

 
Screamin' Demon
 

I’m gonna fucking puke

“I have a much broader base to build a winning coalition on,” she said in an interview with USA TODAY. As evidence, Clinton cited an Associated Press article “that found how Sen. Obama’s support among working, hard-working Americans, white Americans, is weakening again, and how whites in both states who had not completed college were supporting me.”
“There’s a pattern emerging here,” she said.

There sure is, you race-baiting asshole. Only whites work hard, right? And those lazy, no-account negroes are lining up to vote for a brother, hoping he’ll include with their food stamps a taxpayer-funded voucher for a shiny new Cadillac.

Fuck Hillary. It’s sad to see her destroy her reputation and her husband’s legacy like this. But at least we won’t have the Clintons to kick around anymore.

 
 

Wow. This thread is really long. Can someone shorter it for me?

 
 

My candidate Sucks. McCain is worse by a country mile.

Why does this escape you?

Oh, and Tom?

He is unqualified to be president.

Have you heard of a guy with the initials JFK?

Kennedy represented the state of Massachusetts in the U.S. House of Representatives from 1947 to 1953 as a Democrat, and in the U.S. Senate from 1953 until 1960.

But what did Kennedy have to deal with?

<blockquote.Events during his administration include the Bay of Pigs Invasion, the Cuban Missile Crisis, the building of the Berlin Wall, the Space Race, the American Civil Rights Movement and early events of the Vietnam War.

What a n00b! JFK’s a piker!

 
 

The utter derision with which the Obama campaign and especially its supporters treat Hillary and her supporters is too much. I’m still waiting for some solid reasons — ones proudly proclaimed and defended, not regurgitated for web consumption–to vote for Barack Obama.

I would really, really like to see some evidence of the Obama campaign attacking Hillary supporters.

Anyone? And not your perceived slights that you cooked up in the bath tub with your homemade gin. Really attacks on Hillary voters from the Obama campaign.

 
 

I went to see monster trucks this weekend.

And I like pata negra.

A quandary.

 
 

A great many will never come home because the ‘creative class’ took impeachment off the table and decided that “the surge was working.” … this sure as hell is some elitist crap.

Fixed!

 
 

“and the Dems will pre-agree to cave and vote to approve only the worst candidates imagineable”

Worse than Scalia, Alito and Roberts? You actually believe this? Why not go whole hog and vote for the Honorable Congressman Doctor Bircher Klanfoil then?

“Obama refused to acknowledge that Wright was a race-pimp”

You forgot to say “megadittos”. Go back three spaces.

 
 

About that $30 bucks. Sorry if someone’s touched on this but it’s been bothering me that people are pretending (or pretending to pretend) that “the poor” will receive $30 all at once, rather than scattered over the course of a summer.

Providing they drive enough to benefit from the “holiday” of course.

It’s bullshit and frankly it’s about as insulting as Hillary’s latest drivel about Hard Working White Americans. “Here’s a shilling for you my good lad, vote for me.”

 
 

gee between those comments and the rhetoric behind Bill’s welfare reform, one could almost percieve yet another pattern altogether

 
 

Please, sir, may I have some more thread?

 
 

“But there are a whole lot of very pissed off progressives that haven’t decided what to do yet”

The ones with functional, adult egos have already decided to vote against the Republican.

 
 

For those using the term, “Triangulating” is not going to “the middle” of some policy.

It originally meant when it was coined by Dick F***ing Morris to pick a position which appeals to Republicans — “more Republican than Republicans” — so that a small group of conservative Democrats and a majority of Republicans could push it over a majority of Democrats.

That’s not “centrist” or “the middle” or “bipartisan” — it’s backing a Republican agenda and bringing Democrats into it.

The “reward” for this brilliant strategy was losing the Congress for a dozen years.

 
 

For Marita:

Shorter this thread: D. Aristophanes extends an olive branch to which BLEEEEYYYYYYYAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH?!?!?!?! is the apparent reply.

 
 

What the hell does that even MEAN??? Who are these horrible ‘creative class’ people that you’re angry with? What the bloody fuck are you talking about???

Obama’s new white affluent educated Very Serious base for whom — John Roberts was a Very Serious Nominee for the Supreme Court, impeachment was just too much nasty partisanship, Clinton is just irksome on a ‘gut’ level and Obama is pure religious ecstasy. Hey, you asked.

 
 

Here’s what I don’t get: why is an alleged progressive telling me I have to vote for Hillary Clinton or stay home? Hillary is a progressive? DLC, big money, corporate support, AUMF, obliterate Iran Hillary? Give me a break. There isn’t a progressive or liberal even on the scene in US national politics. Iris, you might as well just say you refuse to vote, ever. Better John McCain? What, are you awaiting the revolution after our economy, justice system, international standing, armed forces and work force are completely destroyed to put some savior in place by force? You just flat don’t make sense.

And a freebie: what’s wrong with Hillary’s “I got the white vote” mantra? It’s the next question/answer: But Hillary, what about Obama’s advantage with African Americans? Hillary: oh, they’ll vote for me. Her implication, and her surrogates overt answer: but the whites will never vote for a darkie.

Guess what: Bill C. didn’t win the white, working, Real American vote. And in the general, it’s no sure thing that she will either.

 
 

It originally meant when it was coined by Dick F***ing Morris, a F***ing Republican

FTFY

 
 

Marita said,

May 8, 2008 at 19:32

Wow. This thread is really long. Can someone shorter it for me?

I’m mad that Hillary didn’t win, so you Obamabots have to make it up to me by admitting that Obama is a rightwing elitist racist with no experience.. And that still won’t do, because I’m mad.

 
 

Obama’s new white affluent educated Very Serious base for whom — John Roberts was a Very Serious Nominee for the Supreme Court, impeachment was just too much nasty partisanship, Clinton is just irksome on a ‘gut’ level and Obama is pure religious ecstasy. Hey, you asked.

OK, even without reading this whole thread — that’s a whole freakin’ straw village right there.

 
 

“Obama’s new white affluent educated Very Serious base for whom — John Roberts was a Very Serious Nominee for the Supreme Court, impeachment was just too much nasty partisanship, Clinton is just irksome on a ‘gut’ level and Obama is pure religious ecstasy. Hey, you asked.”

Asked for straw?

Remind me, how many motions to impeach has Senator Clinton made in the last five years?

 
 

Obama’s new white affluent educated Very Serious base for whom — John Roberts was a Very Serious Nominee for the Supreme Court, impeachment was just too much nasty partisanship, Clinton is just irksome on a ‘gut’ level and Obama is pure religious ecstasy. Hey, you asked.

What a tool…

 
 

About that $30 bucks.

I just thought of something somewhat tangential, but it could also serve to draw this thread out a while longer.

So, if that $30 is such a big help to people struggling to make ends meet once they have it in their pockets, how is garnishing their wages to ensure they’ve bought into the universal healthcare plan going to affect them?
That seems like it may be a little more than $30 …

 
 

I would really, really like to see some evidence of the Obama campaign attacking Hillary supporters.

and I’d like to see some evidence that Cole (the quintessential Obot — was deranged against those who opposed Bush, then switched his derangement to Bush, and is now deranged about Clinton) knows the difference between the word “derision” and “attack”.

 
 

Obama’s new white affluent educated Very Serious base for whom — John Roberts was a Very Serious Nominee for the Supreme Court, impeachment was just too much nasty partisanship, Clinton is just irksome on a ‘gut’ level and Obama is pure religious ecstasy. Hey, you asked.

I did ask, and you did answer…the only problem is, I have never seen the creature that you speak of, except perhaps in a cornfield somewhere warding off crows.

 
 

I just don’t understand how if they prefer Senator Clinton they’re wise, thoughtful, reasonable and intelligent, and if I happen to prefer Senator Obama I’m “in the tank” or I’m a “fanboy” or something.

See, to me, this indicates that they are not as reasonable or wise or thoughtful as they seem to think…

mikey

 
 

I don’t want to just vote against the Republicans in November, and if that is all that can be offered to me, that is a big problem.

President-Elect McCain thanks you for your support.

 
 

Ok, so Bush is a complete and utter disaster and his successor promises more of the same. Although very few Americans support Bush anymore, McCain will be able to count on…….the revenge votes of crybaby Hillary-zealots.

Is it a mad mad mad world or what?

I sincerely hope when Hillary steps down she mends the fences, puts her support behind the victor and encourages her supporters to blow their noses, get over it, and do the right thing. Anyone who votes for McCain is not a democrat, never was a democrat and is lying through their teeth about being a democrat.

 
 

Iris is an obvious dumbass, but one of the most entertaining parts of the thread.

Iris: I promise you candy if you vote for Obama.

 
 

OK, even without reading this whole thread — that’s a whole freakin’ straw village right there.

You can put up a new thread now, because WE HAVE A WINNER!!!1!

 
 

Atheist, if you’re serious, I have no idea what to do. I don’t know what will happen, I don’t know if the doom/gloomers are right. I think they are, but what do I know?

That makes two of us who have no idea what to do.

I imagine that, in a real failure of society, I’d be one of the first to die.

It probably can’t hurt to think about it & try to plan, though. About a month ago, do you remember the thread here where we were talking about this?

Ideas:
-Save cash
-Have strong shoes
-Get a gun
-Buy jewels
-case your neighborhood

There are probably a bunch of other things that could be done & studied, too.

 
 

p_lukasiak said,
May 8, 2008 at 19:45 (kill)

Okay, what you said might just tip the balance towards Hillary…except that she lost some time ago.

 
 

Obama’s new white affluent educated Very Serious base for whom — John Roberts was a Very Serious Nominee for the Supreme Court, impeachment was just too much nasty partisanship, Clinton is just irksome on a ‘gut’ level and Obama is pure religious ecstasy. Hey, you asked.

Ok, this constitutes, what? Eleven people? I really don’t think either constituency need be overly concerned with the ideology you describe here, Iris. If they exist at all, I haven’t seen one…

mikey

 
 

Why would you be first to go, atheist?

I got your back…

 
 

I’m mad that Hillary didn’t win, so you Obamabots have to make it up to me by admitting that Obama is a rightwing elitist racist with no experience.. And that still won’t do, because I’m mad.

Hee hee.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© wins the thread.

(Sorry if this is upsetting to white, er, hard-working Americans.)

 
 

Iris is the Queen of Straw, mikey.

In her mind, Obama is worse than McCain, so why try and reason with her.

And again:

My candidate sucks!

 
 

-Have strong shoes

I can jump higher than a building in mine.

 
 

I like Obama. I support Hillary Clinton’s candidacy and if she wants to go to the convention, I say why not? All the hand-wringing about “but she’ll DESTROY THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY!!!!!!11!11one!!” is bullshit.

Here’s what I really hate:

Righteous Bubba said,

May 8, 2008 at 15:17

How is Clinton pointing out her strengths among working class whites (but not exclusively whites) any different than if Obama or his supporters pointed out his strengths among African Americans and the “creative class”?

Fuck off bonehead.

No one can accuse Righteous Bubba of being a latte’-sipping arugula-scarfing elitist, because I can’t imagine a latte’-sipping arugula-scarfing elitist saying “fuck off bonehead.”

Righteous Bubba said,

May 8, 2008 at 16:24

some of you defend Obama at the drop of a hat and let the misogyny slide until now

Name names Iris you gutless dope.

OK, I’ll name one: Righteous Bubba. Oh, but I guess that would be someone who defends Obama at the drop of a hat and doesn’t let the misogyny slide, in fact embraces the misogyny and uses it right there in his post. It’s just like “Jane, you ignorant slut” from SNL! It’s a joke! Ha ha ha ha, how snarky and witty!

Here’s another prize-winning comment:

Five of Diamonds said,

May 8, 2008 at 19:01

The saddest part of Clinton zealotry is that her supporters can’t detect their own obtuse logic.

She.can’t.win.the.nomination.unless.she.steals.it.

Really? So playing by the rules and convincing superdelegates to vote for her is stealing? OMG, WE WUZ ROBBED!!!!!!111!1!!!

Every time an Obama “supporter” opens their mouth and says “Hillary should just quit” and “Obama’s the nominee” and “scoreboard, bitchez!” or coughs up some similar assholery is one more time I have to think, good god, I’m going to have cast my vote with these assholes? This is the progressive movement?

WTF happened?

 
 

Obama’s new white affluent educated Very Serious base for whom — John Roberts was a Very Serious Nominee for the Supreme Court, impeachment was just too much nasty partisanship, Clinton is just irksome on a ‘gut’ level and Obama is pure religious ecstasy.

You’re a friggin dope.

 
 

I promise you candy if you vote for Obama.

Bubba, you catch more [redacted] with pie, you know.

 
 

You know, I don’t think I’ve see many if any in this thread use some stupid in-group lingo to make fun of Hillary supporters, but nearly every Hillary supporter has to litter their posts with references to “obots” and other moronic dehumanizing terms.

 
 

on what planet is “dope” a gender specific insult

oh right, Planet EVERYTHING IS SEXISM!!!111ONE!

 
 

OK, I’ll name one: Righteous Bubba.

You’ll note that even Iris backed off on specifically calling anyone misogynist, but I applaud your chivalry in defending this gentle lady from danger.

 
 

I got your back…

I really appreciate that, t4toby.

However, you are on the west coast right? If so, we are separated by thousands of miles.

 
 

liberalrob, thanks for that concise collection of reasons that I like this site so much.

 
 

This thread is indeed confusing. How is “gutless dope” misogyny? I mean, it’s insulting and everything, but it seems like a pretty gender-neutral insult to me.

 
 

He is not George W Bush- he fought for this country honorably, his son is doing so right now. He hasn’t been lavished with the millions upon millions that Bush was when he ran for office. His decisions about our military demand respectful disagreement, and he is not compromised by ties to big money to the extent Bush was. Given all that I believe he could be competent and reasonable, and the democrats desire to convince otherwise seems to me to be pure politics driven by their desperate desire to win this election. This is the man they have worked with on numerous occasions, and the man they wanted to run as VP four years ago. I can’t be scared into voting against him very easily.

The same wars, only more of them

The same disregard for separation of powers and limits on presidential authority, only disguised with McCain’s patented double-talk

The same kind of SC justices, only more of them

The same economic policies, only bigger and more permanent

Seriously, if you’ve been paying attention for the last 10 years and still think John McCain is a good egg, then nothing any Obama supporter or anti-McCain voter says is going to convince you of anything. I’m not entirely sure you were ever open to being convinced in the first place.

 
 

Ahem.

Given that 92% of black voters also voted against George Bush, it appears that black voters are simply more inclined to vote for Democrats than they are for anyone on the basis of skin color.

Did Obama’s race play a role in this primary in their support? I’d be surprised if it didn’t, at least for some portion of the black electorate. Is there anything wrong with that? No, no more than there is anything wrong with white women over 50 supporting Hillary. And given that black voters have been a much more loyal voting bloc for the Democratic party than older white women have been (they voted Republican in 1980, 1984, 1988, 2000, and 2004), I’m inclined to give a bit more weight to their preference than I am to the preference of older white women. And this isn’t a bone that’s being thrown to black voters – their preferred candidate has won this thing fair and square, playing by the rules and against the odds.

But all that aside – people vote for candidates based on their own personal metrics as often as not. I voted for Obama on the basis of hte following: he actually has more experience in elected office than Hillary does, and I didn’t buy her argument that her years as first lady of Arkansas and the United States were equivalent to experience in public office. And none of the three remaining candidates has executive experience, whether it be as head of a company, a state, a county, or even a city. Not to mention that there really is no job that could really prepare someone for the presidency. Obama shows intelligence, reason, and the ability to remain cool under pressure. I decided that those attributes were as important as, or more important than, many years as a governor or even a legislator.

A lot of people have complained about the “unity talk”. Well, which is better – unity talk which might succeed in winning over a few of the more reasonable conservatives, or flat-out pandering to the worst of the worst via anti-flag burning legislation? Those far right nuts aren’t going to vote for any Democrat, no matter if they completely sell out to them. So let’s can the unity bitching – because there are smart and non-destructive ways to peel off conservative voters, and then there is completely selling out, which not only doesn’t work with conservative voters but also turns off your base.

Then there was the issue of the war. If your superior experience led you to vote in favor of the biggest foreign policy disaster in a generation, despite the fact that you weren’t up for re-election for another 4 years, despite the fact that you represent one of the more liberal constituencies that was more against the war than for it, then what good is your experience? Not much. So Obama merely gave a speech publicly opposing going to war? That’s still better than what Hillary did. Even if he wasn’t in a position to stop the war or vote against it, he did the right thing in spite of the potential political fallout.

I was disgusted by the presumed coronation prior to the election, so that played into my decision. I also appreciate the fact that Obama is only a couple of years older than me, because sweet Christ I am sick and fucking tired of rehashing Vietnam every four years. In a Hillary vs. McCain race, that’s what we would have – another replay of how the DFH liberals stabbed us in the back in Vietnam and now they’re back to do the same on Iraq. Count on it. Why do you think anyone ever tried to drag Bill Ayers into this? It’s because the “betrayal of Vietnam” play is one of the oldest plays in the GOP playbook, along with racist dogwhistles. The media by and large doesn’t know how to cover an election other than through the prism of Vietnam, because for 40 years, they’ve never had to. Enough of that shit. What happened 40 years ago has little or no bearing on where we are now, other than the fact that the endless replay of it finally got us to the point where a swaggering moron decided to do it again and show us all how it could have turned out if not for those dirty liberals. Uh, no. And one of the people who protested that war 40 years ago grew up to vote for another just like it, in order to preserve some twisted notion of “electoral viability.” Fuck that shit, it’s time to be done with it.

Last but by no means least, I maintain the hope and belief that Obama’s years as a community organizer will bring something to his views that we haven’t had in a candidate or president for quite a long time, which is a true understanding and empathy for the poor and working classes. I worked as an organizer for a number of years, and that shit doesn’t rub off. It colors your perception of people and the struggles they face for the rest of your life. Which is not, you know, a BAD thing to have in your president or Democratic Party nominee.

Is Obama an unknown quantity? Yes, in some measuire he is. But that at least leaves open the possibility that he won’t be a corporatist triangulator to the extent that we KNOW Hillary is. I decided that this was a case in which the devil I didn’t know was quite possibly better than the one I did. I’m sure he’ll do many things to dissappoint me. But with Hillary, I already knew what many of those things would be.

So, those are my reasons, none of them having anything at all to do with Hillary’s gender; all of them having to do with her actions. YMMV. But these are all valid and legitimate reasons for deciding as I did.

One more thing – the Edwards love – I don’t get it. Yeah, he talked a good story on poverty this time around, and I appreciate him putting it out there. But his record of his one Senate term is pretty much a zero. I just don’t see the life’s work he’s done on fighting poverty – because it doesn’t exist. That doesn’t make him a bad guy. It just makes him another guy saying what he thinks will be most helpful in getting himself elected.

 
 

(Sorry if this is upsetting to white, er, hard-working Americans.)

{whispers} I thought I was god-fearing … did the script get changed?

 
 

liberalrob-

Sorry, Iris has proven herself to indeed be a bonehead. See the above strawmen.

 
 

I can jump higher than a building in mine.

I admit its stupid. I was just trying to think of things.

 
 

Ack! Travis beat me to it! Travis is obviously misogynist!

 
 

Every time an Obama “supporter” opens their mouth and says “Hillary should just quit” and “Obama’s the nominee” and “scoreboard, bitchez!” or coughs up some similar assholery is one more time I have to think, good god, I’m going to have cast my vote with these assholes? This is the progressive movement?

So you pick a few comments out of 420+ and then tell us about what an Obama supporter thinks and says? What were the other people talking about? Bitches and beers? Eel pr0n?

Yes, you are going to cast your vote with assholes like us, unless you want McCain in office. Period.

 
 

Have you ever seen a building jump? Even I can jump higher.

 
 

Oh, but I guess that would be someone who defends Obama at the drop of a hat and doesn’t let the misogyny slide, in fact embraces the misogyny and uses it right there in his post.

Calling someone a “gutless dope” is misogyny?

Come again?

 
 

What made you select that particular number of comments, t4toby?

 
 

I got your back…

But I know you do mean it, and so, I appreciate that.

 
 

I was just trying to think of things.

Seriously, I agree with the shoe thing and recommend Meindl boots. Also, you’re supposed to remind me that buildings don’t jump.

 
 

Man, cognitive dissonance and projection aren’t just for wingnuts anymore, are they? (I know, never really were, they just mastered the forms.)
Dear Hillary supporters, explain to me voting to illegally pre-authorize a war (read the damn Constitution) based on clear lies because it was the politically expedient thing to do. Explain to me sitting down with Richard fucking Melon Scaife then accepting his “operation chaos” inspired endorsement. Explain to me how the DLC, a group dedicated to corporate enabling, dismantling the welfare system, and not just maintaining but escalating the largely racially based drug war while glossing over it with a salesman’s bullshit pitch of “feeling the pain (we cause)”, is progressive.
Hillary is not a leader. She’s a standard issue play it safe pol. She takes the positions she has to according to polling and has learned so much from the right wing conspiracy against her family a decade ago that she’s using their tactics and breaking bread with them. She has given me no reason to support her.

 
 

First off, athiest –

A good sturdy pair of shoes should be in everyone’s disaster readiness kit. It was not dumb to say so. And..

However, you are on the west coast right? If so, we are separated by thousands of miles

Details, details. Y’all are welcome out here if the shit hits the fan. I’ve always wanted to live tribally.

 
 

So I really don’t give a flying fuck how Obama’s supporters react to me. But there are a whole lot of very pissed off progressives that haven’t decided what to do yet — and the kind of sheer idiocy that has been on display in attacks on my character isn’t going to help with those voters.

They aren’t attacks on your character, they’re responses to the idiotic things you write, and your single-minded insistence on only arguing with this guy.

 
 

OK, I’ll name one: Righteous Bubba. Oh, but I guess that would be someone who defends Obama at the drop of a hat and doesn’t let the misogyny slide, in fact embraces the misogyny and uses it right there in his post. It’s just like “Jane, you ignorant slut” from SNL! It’s a joke! Ha ha ha ha, how snarky and witty!

Ok, I’m at a loss here. Is liberalrob/Iris or whothefuckever, calling RB (and Obama) misogynists? Wtf?

I call slander and trolldom and stirring up shit for the sake of it.

McCain called his wife the C word in public. If you’d rather have this guy, this woman thinks you’re an ASSHOLE.

 
 

Marita –

Just because? 😉

 
 

gbear answers the call.

 
Five of Diamonds
 

Re: Obamabots or whatever I’m called.

Sadly, the Hillary-or-nothing attitude and willingness to sink the entire party if fellow democrats don’t condone cheating-to-win was conceived and engendered by Hillary’s campaign.

 
 

The best article I saw on survival was from, I think, a Serbian. He and others said water, most of all. Since we live on a hurricane path we keep large water-cooler sized sealed bottles at all times anyway. He also said things like toilet paper, soap, toiletriies, sewing supplies, matches, etc, the usual you’d expect. Also some things you might not expect, like romance and mystery novels, just to get away from the situation for a little while.

Like most people, I can’t spend a lot of money on preparation. I guess we’ll all have to pull together or sink separately.

 
 

Awesome link, Mantis.

 
 

Shoot. That was me, of course.

 
 

Fie. Anyone, commenter, blogger, or whatthefuck, who doesn’t support the Democratic nominee in November, is completely fucking required to quit the Democratic party and join the Republicans where you belong.

Seriously, you guys go ahead and write up your Yoostabee posts, tell us about how much you love Gingrich and are outraged by Chappafuckingquiddick, and go hug Ace of Spades. GO.

 
 

Yeah, he talked a good story on poverty this time around, and I appreciate him putting it out there. But his record of his one Senate term is pretty much a zero. I just don’t see the life’s work he’s done on fighting poverty – because it doesn’t exist. That doesn’t make him a bad guy. It just makes him another guy saying what he thinks will be most helpful in getting himself elected.

Oh no, Jennifer brought the smack down!

Seriously, does anyone bother to look at what any of these people have actually done?

 
 

The gas holiday is just a bad policy, and it’s ludicrous and insulting to claim that anyone who opposes it is an elitist who hates the poor.

actually, its not bad policy — at worst, its debatable whether its good economic policy, The lies that Obama tells about it make it sound like bad policy (i.e. that Clinton’s proposal would cost jobs and be bad for the infrastructure, when her proposal is contingent upon replacing any funding lost to the Highway Trust with other revenue — like a windfall profits tax on oil companies).

You raise the gas tax holiday proposal, and Obama’s shifting position on it, with the Obots and the response is positively Borg-ian.

“It didn’t work in Illinois”
“Obama learned from his mistakes”
“Clinton is pandering”

except that, of course, the only study of the impact on the gas tax holiday in Illinois shows that it was a success at lowering gas prices. Obama supporters say that because it was estimated that ONLY 60% of the tax found its way to reduced prices at the pump that it was a failure. But they fail to mention that when the gas tax holiday was over, prices increased by only 4% — suggesting that 80% of the tax savings was passed along to consumers.

The “mistake” that was made in illinois was that the state lost a great deal of revenue as a result of the tax holiday, and that created serious budget problems. Clinton’s plan addresses this “mistake” by making the gas tax holiday contingent upon replacing lost revenue — probably through a windfall profits tax on oil companies.

And there is a reason why “working class” voters felt attacked — Obama singled them out as the one group that should not be ‘pandered’ to. Obama — like every politician — panders. What is the promise of a $1000 middle class tax cut at a time when we have a massive federal deficit anything BUT pandering?

Obama can’t connect with “white working class” voters. He attacks Clinton because she has spent most of her adult life learning how to connect with them (its not like there is some intrinsic appeal among white working class voters toward upper-middle class suburban female graduates of Wellesley and Yale Law — she EARNED their support), by lying about her proposal for a gas tax holiday. And all the little Obots follow along in lockstep, repeating the Obama approved talking points as if they were gospel.

And this explains exactly why Obama is unelectable.

 
 

A good sturdy pair of shoes should be in everyone’s disaster readiness kit. It was not dumb to say so. And..

yep.
I’m on the east coast. Welcome to stop by if things get weird.

 
 

Good plan, Scott! If conversion requires hugging Ace, no woman will defect from the Democratic party!

I mean, seriously. Ew.

 
 

No other topic is more important and explains better the demise of our society than the saga of Barack Obama. I assume you already know that Obama may come to represent the most insidious corruption of ideals yet, but I have something more important to tell you. I doubtlessly hope that his rodomontades were intended as a joke, although they’re not very funny if they were. His codices are worthy of a good flush down the toilet. I challenge him to move from his broad derogatory generalizations to specific instances to prove otherwise.

If Obama is going to make an emotional appeal then he should also include a rational argument. If you can go more than a minute without hearing him talk about totalitarianism, you’re either deaf, dumb, or in a serious case of denial. Obama once heard a callow, delusional blood-stained criminal say, “There is an international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.” What’s amazing is that Obama was then able to use that single quotation plus some anecdotal evidence to convince his subalterns that it is inane to question his teachings, which makes me wonder, “What happened to his common sense?” The complete answer to that question is a long, sad story. I’ve answered parts of that question in several of my previous letters, and I’ll answer other parts in future ones. For now, I’ll just say that the majority of oleaginous voluptuaries probably agree that he is so intolerantly devoted to his own prejudices that his perception of reality is absolutely warped. I submit that everyone should stop and mull that assertion. Then, you’ll understand why we cannot afford to waste our time, resources, and energy by dwelling upon inequities of the past. Instead, we must increase awareness and understanding of our similarities and differences. Doing so would be significantly easier if more people were to understand that Obama wants to conceal information and, occasionally, blatantly lie. Faugh. Let me sum up. Barack Obama’s unedifying preoccupation with demagogism will create massive civil unrest faster than you can say “pharmacodynamic”.

 
 

” And really, they’re not hard to miss.”

I think, based purely on the context of the remark, that you mean “they are hard to miss.

I don’t mean that in a snarky, “fixed!” sense, I mean literally: If her faults are apparent, which is what you appear to be saying, then they are hard to miss.

 
 

I guess we’ll all have to pull together or sink separately.

Bingo.

That reminds me. We are going to have a NW Sadfest in the very near future. I like the Beveridge Place on Mondays because of the $2.50 micros. Any other NW DFH’s have any input?

 
 

And this explains exactly why Obama is unelectable.

I see. He beat Hillary though, so you’re stuck with him. Get used to it.

 
 

If you vote Republican you’ll have to pay for Jonah Goldberg’s beers and listen to him tell you about the time Ann Coulter felt him up.

 
 

I am white and work for a living, is it too late to change my vote to the DLC candidate or what

 
 

O-bots, Borg…all while telling us how more progressive Clinton is than Obama?

mote, beam, eye, something something.

 
 

Now kids. Who is playing with the complaint letter generator?

 
 

No other topic is more important and explains better the demise of our society than the saga of Barack Obama.

I call fake Iris.

 
 

with the Obots and the response is positively Borg-ian.

And all the little Obots follow along in lockstep, repeating the Obama approved talking points as if they were gospel.

What did I say about relying on stawmen, dehumanizing language and in-group lingo?

This is self-parody.

Just for the record, all Hillary supporters are lesbians. ALL OF THEM. THIS I COMMAND!!!!!1111!!!!!

 
 

I am white and work for a living, is it too late to change my vote to the DLC candidate or what

Unfortunately Travis, yes, it’s too late.

 
 

Toby, any desire to come to PDX on a weeknight in early June? If so, we should talk…

 
 

Hope is not a plan.

Clinton’s plan addresses this “mistake” by making the gas tax holiday contingent upon replacing lost revenue — probably through a windfall profits tax on oil companies.

Nor is “probably”.

I’d like to see it, frankly.
But given what I know about the legislative cycle, and Bush’s protectiveness of Big Oil, I concluded: “Nice smokescreen.”

 
 

To convince nutty, immature riffraff to stop supporting Sen. Hussein X and tolerating his bruta fulmina, we need to begin with a frank acknowledgment of the basic humanness of each of us. And we must acknowledge that Sen. Hussein X’s homilies are misleading and deceptive. Let me get to the crux of the matter: If it weren’t for shallow weirdos, Sen. Hussein X would have no friends. It is becoming increasingly obvious to many people that one of the great mysteries of modern life is, Is he hoping that the readers of this letter won’t see the weakness of his argument relative to mine? The only clear answer to emerge from the conflicting, contradictory stances that he and his apple-polishers take is that my comments about him can serve as a provisional response to his teachings until a more comprehensive treatment becomes available. When I state that it’s quite sad that Sen. Hussein X chooses to squander his talent on this sort of bestial extremism, I’m merely trying to give our young people the values that will inspire them to invite all the people who have been harmed by Sen. Hussein X to continue to express and assert their concerns in a constructive and productive fashion. As someone who is working hard to put his perfidious anecdotes out to pasture, I must point out that it is hardly surprising that he wants to defend deconstructionism, philistinism, and notions of racial superiority. After all, this is the same out-of-touch psychic whose amoral prattle informed us that we ought to worship hostile stumblebums as folk heroes.

Ignorance of the law does not excuse Sen. Hussein X from the consequences of violating it. Sad, but true. And it’ll only get worse if Sen. Hussein X finds a way to lay the foundation for some serious mischief. He has vowed that within a short period of time he’ll reinforce the concept of collective guilt that is the root of all prejudice. This is hardly news; Sen. Hussein X has been vowing that for months with the regularity of a metronome. What is news is that he always demands instant gratification. That’s all that is of concern to him; nothing else matters — except maybe to eat our nation to its bones. I tell you this because when Sen. Hussein X hears anyone say that it would help if he realized that education and wisdom aren’t necessarily the same thing, his answer is to contaminate or cut off our cities’ water supply. That’s similar to taking a few drunken swings at a beehive: it just makes me want even more to give him condign punishment.

This point is so important that it deserves a separate discussion, which I’ll provide in a moment. But first, let me just say that I don’t know if Sen. Hussein X is consciously and purposely evil or merely deceitful. I do know, however, that reason, not make-believe, is the best way to deal with the real evils of our world. The logical consequences of that are clear: Sen. Hussein X’s whinges manifest themselves in two phases. Phase one: guarantee the destruction of anything that looks like a vital community. Phase two: go to great lengths to conceal his true aims and mislead the public. I could be wrong about any or all of this, but at the moment, the above fits what I know of history, people, and current conditions. If anyone sees anything wrong or has some new facts or theories on this, I’d love to hear about them.

 
 

p_luk, just quit.

And this explains exactly why Obama is unelectable.

Except, you know, the whole “winning primaries often over Hillary” thingy. Two primaries in after the gas tax promise, and he’s beaten her soundly in one state, while damn near beating her in another.

As for “Obama can’t connect to the workin’ class,” take it away, Alex Koppelman:

African-American voters are absolutely critical to the Democratic Party. And while it’s true that Obama trails behind Clinton in winning support from white working-class voters, it’s not as if he’s getting no support from that group whatsoever. Clinton, on the other hand, has almost no support left from African-American voters. Even George W. Bush captured a larger share of the African-American vote than she has in some recent primaries. In 2004, Bush got 11 percent of the African-American vote. In the Indiana Democratic primary on Tuesday, Clinton got the same percentage Bush did in ’04 — in North Carolina, though, she took just 7 percent.

I hope you don’t skidaddle like you did on Balloon Juice. Your ad hoc ravings are fun.

 
 

Me complaint about Guvnor Barack ‘USSEIN! Blimey! Obama I ‘ave sumfink important I need ter tell yer. I’ll get out me spoons. I anticipate it will result in me receivin’ a barrage of angry e-mail from Guvnor Barack ‘USSEIN! Struth! Obama accusin’ me of bein’ narrow-minded, but Barack’s deputies will leave us ‘igh and dry as they tear dahn all theoretical frameworks for addressin’ the issue. Read on, right, gentle reader, right, and ‘ear wot I ‘ave ter say. If I said that ‘e is a tireless protector of civil rights and civil liberties for all blokes, I’d be a liar. But I’d be bein’ completely ‘onest if I said that only frough education can individuals gain the bloomin’ independent tools they need ter take off the kid gluvs and vent some real anger at Barack. But the first step is ter acknowledge that there is sumfink grievously wrong wiv them despicable blowards ‘oo twist the chuffin’ history, sociology, and anffropology disseminated by us mass media and in us children’s textbooks. Shame on the lot of them! Right! I should add parenffetically that Barack is on some sort of thesaurus-fueled rampage. Evry sentence ‘e writes is filled wiv needlessly long words like “phoneticogrammatical” and “superincomprehensibleness”. Eever Barack is deliberately tryin’ ter confuse us or else ‘e’s secretly schemin’ ter up the ante considerably. We all need ter be orare of each uvver’s existence as intelligent, right, feelin’, right, human beings, even if some of us are wot I call predatory adolescents. Barack’s most progressive idea is ter work ‘and-in-gluv wiv inconsiderate, jejune pettifoggers. If that sounds progressive ter yer, yer must be facin’ the bleedin’ wrong way. Even fough sposedly distancin’ ‘imself from the bloomin’ most debauched urban guerrillas yer’ll ever see, Barack ‘as right not changed ‘is spots at all. Because we continue ter share a common, right, albeit abused, right, atmospheric envelope, right, if we don’t remove the bloody Barack ‘USSEIN! Struth! Obama freat now, right, it will bite us in us backside sooner than yer fink. In purely political terms, evry so often, he tries challengin’ all I stand for, init?Wenever ‘e gets caught doin’ so ‘e raises a terrific ‘ullabaloo calculated ter resort ter ad ‘ominem attacks on me and me family. Blokes used ter ffink I were exaggeratin’ wenever I said that fought should precede any attempt at intellectual writin’, right? After seein’ Barack rebrand local churches as faiff-based emporia teemin’ wiv impulse-buy items these same blokes now realize that I weren’t exaggeratin’ at all. In fact, they even realize that if one dares ter criticize even a singgle tenet of Barack’s philosophies, right, one is promptly condemned as ribald, contentious, paffetic, or wotever epiffet Barack deems most appropriate, usually wivout much explanation. I shall not argue that ‘is newsgroup postings are an auffentic map of ‘is plan ter install a puppet government that pledges allegiance ter his uninformed Praetorian Guard. Read them and spot for yorself. So, in summin’ up, we can establish the followin’: 1) Guvnor Barack ‘USSEIN! Obaman ‘as graduated from occasionally exemptin’ ‘imself from the few principles ‘e ‘as ter betrayin’ them altogeffer, and 2) Barack’s dissolute, duplicitous press releases are an evil wivout remedy. Why do yer ‘ave a complaint about me on yor Web page?

 
 

Just for the record, all Hillary supporters are lesbians.

Greek nationals can’t vote in US elections.

 
Five of Diamonds
 

Bubba said:

I call fake Iris

Agreed, that post stinks of concern troll. Only a wingnut douchebag thinks one candidate will bring the Great Downfall of Society.

 
 

And re: The I’ll Vote for McCane if Clinton/Obama Doesn’t Get the Nomination! nuts (all 16 of you).

Go ahead. This is America. It is your right to vote for whomever you please. I’m not sure why you need to say so now when the election is months away and I kind of suspect you’re the adult equivalent of the little kid who says he’s going to run away from home if he can’t have a puppy.

Except I would never say a little kid is full of shit.

But if you aren’t huffing and bluffing so someone will come kiss your ass and tell you how great you are, have at it.

Now shut up about it until November 5th.

 
 

To convince nutty, immature riffraff to stop supporting Sen. Hussein X and tolerating his bruta fulmina, we need to begin with a frank acknowledgment of the basic humanness of each of us.

This is honestly the funniest sentence of the tread. You win the prize.

 
 

To convince nutty, immature riffraff to stop supporting Sen. Hussein X

I call plausible p_lukasiak.

 
 

Sorry. I don’t understand your thesis well enough to respond. And your usage of “Sen. Hussein X” makes me think either your sincerity or your sanity are questionable.

 
 

I love the Hillarybot attacks.

>>You are an elitist, latte drinker!

Actually I get my coffee from 7-Eleven. And it’s pretty good.

>>You are a member of the Creative Class!

Actually I do accounting. I’d like to think I do it creatively, but Sadly, No.

>>$30 buys a month of food for people on the edge!

Sadly, No. A pound of ground beef and a dozen eggs each cost over $4 at my local Harvey Nicks Ralph’s. Ramen noodles may be cheap, but you will die if you attempt to live on them. They have no nutrional value at all.

And I’ve got news for the Desperate Set over there…anyone living within $30 of starvation gave up driving a car long ago. They are either using public transportation, bicycling, or walking everywhere. The gas tax holiday is just yet another Republican talking point that Hillary and her Dead Enders are ass over tincups over. God only knows why these people are embracing Gooper ideas…or why they are still in our Party.

But Progressives they are not.

 
 

This thread has put on its leather jacket and is revving up the motorcycle.

The shark awaits.

 
 

Good plan, Scott! If conversion requires hugging Ace, no woman will defect from the Democratic party!

No, no, no, you ain’t gonna put those words in my mouth. I said “Anyone, commenter, blogger, or whatthefuck” — I didn’t say anything at all gender-specific.

And the only reason I’m gonna kneejerk about this is that I’ve had way too many people strawman me to pretend I’m a horrible evil sexist, and I’m very, very tired of it.

Apologies if you didn’t mean to say that.

 
 

I am not adverse to a trip to PDX, Marita.

I am also willing to go to Olympia if that is a better central meeting place.

I would really lie to meet you guys, as you take up a significant part of each of my workdays.

 
 

I mean the shark awaits with bated breath!

 
 

Toby, any desire to come to PDX on a weeknight in early June? If so, we should talk…

Me too me too!

 
 

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atheist said,

May 8, 2008 at 19:58

I got your back…

I really appreciate that, t4toby.

However, you are on the west coast right? If so, we are separated by thousands of miles.

I thought we decided when it all went to hell in a bucket we’d all make our way to HTML’s farm, harden it good and apply our diverse skills to surviving and building a community for a better tomorrow.

Kinda like “The Stand” but without the Captain Tripps and the god ‘n the devil shit…

Oh. And yeah, shoes. LPCs we called ’em. “Leather Personell Carriers”. I get my boots from Merrell. Not well known, but the best “rugged” shoes and hiking boots in the world. I have a pair that are actually on an outfitters list of approved gear for Everest…

mikey

 
 

Calling someone a “gutless dope” is misogyny?

When the target is female and the topic is misogyny, yeah, I think it is. Context is important. At best it’s generic assholery; if R.Bub wants to say he’s not a misogynist, just an asshole, I can live with that. He’d certainly not be the only one around.

I also love how Iris is now a “troll.” That’s awesome. If you stand by your beliefs and disagree with me, you’re a troll. Hell, we’re all trolls then. Me too! Brilliant! Let’s all ban each other from our respective blogs, divide up into tribes of “Obamabots” and “Clintonistas” and bask in the glow of how pure we are vs. how sucky they are. That’s what the progressive movement is all about, don’t you know!

You wanna know who’s dividing and destroying the Democratic Party? You guys, every time you post these inane “why won’t she just quit” and “Clinton supporters are morons” comments. Congratulations, you have met the enemy and it is you. Heckuva job.

 
 

Heh. Indeed. We’re winning! Read the whole thing. Obama doesn’t back up the rhetoric. Heh. Indeed. We’re winning! Read the whole thing. Obama doesn’t back up the rhetoric. Heh. Indeed. We’re winning! Read the whole thing. Obama doesn’t back up the rhetoric. Heh. Indeed. We’re winning! Read the whole thing. Obama doesn’t back up the rhetoric. Heh. Indeed. We’re winning! Read the whole thing. Obama doesn’t back up the rhetoric. Heh. Indeed. We’re winning! Read the whole thing. Obama doesn’t back up the rhetoric. Heh. Indeed. We’re winning! Read the whole thing. Obama doesn’t back up the rhetoric. Heh. Indeed. We’re winning! Read the whole thing. Obama doesn’t back up the rhetoric. Heh. Indeed. We’re winning! Read the whole thing. Obama doesn’t back up the rhetoric. Heh. Indeed. We’re winning! Read the whole thing. Obama doesn’t back up the rhetoric. Heh. Indeed. We’re winning! Read the whole thing. Obama doesn’t back up the rhetoric. Heh. Indeed. We’re winning! Read the whole thing. Obama doesn’t back up the rhetoric. Heh. Indeed. We’re winning! Read the whole thing. Obama doesn’t back up the rhetoric. Heh. Indeed. We’re winning! Read the whole thing. Obama doesn’t back up the rhetoric.

 
 

Hoosier – Don’t be bamboozled by the Complaint Generator.

 
 

I like how his explanation of why Obama is unelectable doesn’t include any math or delegate counts or state breakdowns, and doesn’t explain how Obama is beating Clinton.

A credible electability study would probably include a state-by-state count of likely delegates – just sayin’. That is kind of how we elect the President after all.

 
 

I also love how Iris is now a “troll.”

I don’t care what Iris’ inner biological workings are.

I do know that she categorized Obama supporters as the same types who supported John Roberts and The Surge.

I do know that this is beyond stupid.

Sorry.

 
 

Name names Iris you gutless dope.

OK, I’ll name one: Righteous Bubba. Oh, but I guess that would be someone who defends Obama at the drop of a hat and doesn’t let the misogyny slide, in fact embraces the misogyny and uses it right there in his post. It’s just like “Jane, you ignorant slut” from SNL! It’s a joke! Ha ha ha ha, how snarky and witty!

Oh… i see. RB combined an adjective and a noun to make an insult. That reminded our friend of a different adjective and a different noun directed at a different woman 30 years ago as part of a comedy sketch. Of course, that sketch wasn’t sexist either, but it did lampoon sexism.

Game. Set. Match.
Hillary WINNZZZ!!!

 
 

liberalrob said,

May 8, 2008 at 20:22
a bloo bla bloo bloo bla bloo

seriously dude, see more shit that isn’t there

also, really, declaring the Democratic primary “whites only” is totally not divisive

 
 

“If you stand by your beliefs and disagree with me, you’re a troll. Hell, we’re all trolls then. Me too!”

No, you’re only one if you insist on arguing against strawmyn and refuse to treat in good faith.

“You guys, every time you post these inane “why won’t she just quit” and “Clinton supporters are morons” comments.”

Like that. You too, indeed!

 
 

R.Bub wants to say he’s not a misogynist, just an asshole, I can live with that.

Well I won’t say that and you can judge for yourself, but obviously I’m only a misogynist depending on your whims. So much for the charge.

 
 

Come on, Rob. That is silly.

Sadly is about the most middle-of-the-road supporter of Obama there is out there. This thread alone probably has 50 comments to the tune of, “We will vote for a polished turd over McCain.”

I think you think you are at some completely in-the-tank Obot site, which couldn’t be farther than the truth.

And mikey – Arkansas is hell in the summer.

 
 

liberalrob, the reason people are getting pissed with on a thread that began with an appeal “why can’t we all just get along” is the absolute refusal of Hillary backers to discuss any points raised by the “Obamabots” in good faith.

What’s progressive about the DLC?
What’s progressive about appearing on Bill O’Reilly’s show to trash your Democratic opponent?
What’s progressive about voting for the AUMF, never reading the NIE, and refusing ever to justify either?
What’s progressive about a gratutious threat to ‘obliterate Iran’ based on a ridiculous hypothetical scenario?
You want to play up Hillary’s experience in Bill’s administration, fine: own what went with that administration: the very definition of triangulation. What’s progressive about that?

Now you go on up thread and read the hundreds of comments, including many serious responses to Iris, and then come back and talk about context.

 
 

“What’s progressive about the DLC?
What’s progressive about appearing on Bill O’Reilly’s show to trash your Democratic opponent?
What’s progressive about voting for the AUMF, never reading the NIE, and refusing ever to justify either?
What’s progressive about a gratutious threat to ‘obliterate Iran’ based on a ridiculous hypothetical scenario?
You want to play up Hillary’s experience in Bill’s administration, fine: own what went with that administration: the very definition of triangulation. What’s progressive about that?”

Hear hear!

 
 

Its very important that this blog return to satire and cruel jokes – and I for one am very grateful that this thread is turning back in that direction.

Heh, indeedy!

 
 

What did I say about relying on stawmen, dehumanizing language and in-group lingo?

its not a strawman. I did a diary on DailyKos on Obama’s hypocrisy on the gas tax. (Feel free to find it yourself) The response was Borg -ian. It wasn’t enough that one or two people had to repeat the exact same Obama talking points. Dozens of people did so.

Groupthink is very real. You can see it on some pro-Clinton sites, but the level of Groupthink among Obama supporters is nothing short of astonishing, and frightening

And its pretty obvious where this need for Groupthink comes from — the fact that the rational “positive” reasons for supporting Obama are few and far between, and the rational reasons not to support him are more numerous — and that the only real ‘rational’ argument that can be made for Obama is that he’s better than Clinton.

Thus, just about any criticism of Obama is met with an attack on Clinton — and on ‘the messenger’. Obama-groupthink evolved because his supporters could not respond to criticism of Obama with a positive argument, because there wasn’t one — at least one that didn’t apply to Clinton as well.

 
 

liberalrob. Hillary supporters are not morons. Hillary supporters who will not support Obama should he become the Democratic candidate in the general election are morons. Please note the difference. We have.

 
 

Man, Jennifer talks purty when she’s worked up.

 
 

At best it’s generic assholery; if R.Bub wants to say he’s not a misogynist, just an asshole, I can live with that. He’d certainly not be the only one around.

I won’t speak for RB, but I’m quite frequently an asshole. Not the only one around? No shit, Sherlock, where do you think you are? We are only discussing politics because we ran out of poop jokes.

 
 

Remember, when multiple people recognize facts and realistic trends, it’s “groupthink”.

The Borg were just rather well educated and not shy about pointing it out.

 
 

Let’s all ban each other from our respective blogs, divide up into tribes of “Obamabots” and “Clintonistas” and bask in the glow of how pure we are vs. how sucky they are. That’s what the progressive movement is all about, don’t you know!

I see very little in-group language in this thread directed at Hillary supporters, but I see plenty of in-group language directed at Obama supporters. I don’t think it’s possible to read honestly and reach a different conclusion. Lukasiak by himself is using more “oBot” style language than overy Obama supporter combined.

Basically every Obama supporter in this thread has said they’ll vote for Hillary if she is the nominee. Meanwhile virtually every Hillary supporter is threatening to stay home.

The two sides are not mirror images, much as you’d like to imagine so.

 
 

p_lukasiak-

why aren’t you bothering balloon juice any more?

cause you’re not very funny…

 
 

“You guys, every time you post these inane “why won’t she just quit” and “Clinton supporters are morons” comments.”

Point out which posts said those things. Then, when you’re done counting to zero, tell us how many posts deride all Obama supporters as Obots or Omabatrons or mindless followers or any other equivalent way of dismissing more than half the Democratic party as stupid and naive.

– Another member of the monolithic Obama Supporters Straw Horde.

 
 

troll homosexuals are aids monkeys couldn’t get any attention so he morphed into p_lukasiak .

 
 

Way late – but fuck Lambert for that sad/angry post.

It’s not hypocritical to love his work and note how bat shit stupid and offensive it was. It’s just the way it is.

And Shystee says:

“The worst possible downside to the thousands of hours we have all spent paying attention to this campaign is that democratic voters who supported the losing nominee will be so pissed off that they won’t show up to vote in November.”

You know who sounds like someone who’d do that? Lambert. (Though I guess he wouldn’t, thankfully.) You know who hasn’t? D. Aristophanes. Jesus. This is dumb.

Just wanted to say.

 
 

I did a diary on DailyKos on Obama’s hypocrisy on the gas tax. (Feel free to find it yourself) The response was Borg -ian. It wasn’t enough that one or two people had to repeat the exact same Obama talking points. Dozens of people did so.

That’s DKos. It’s creepy, I’ll give you that. It’s either group think or pie fight – something about the scale they operate on. They were just as lockstep over Edwards and before Edwards it was Kerry. John Fricken Kerry.

Secret for you: DKos isn’t running for president. They get exactly zero influence. No cabinet posts, no ambassadorships, no court appointments. The fact that you can cry about how the meanies at Daily Kos didn’t like your diary so now you aren’t voting for Obama astounds me. I feel ashamed even debating you.

 
 

I’m getting the feeling that p_luk doesn’t even read all of the comments in the thread…

 
 

P_luk,

Welcome to a site full of folks who originally supported John Edwards or somebody else, and then picked Obama over Hillary. Based on who we thought was the more progressive.

You want to argue that decision, than go ahead. But it’s almost 500 comments in, and I’ve seen nothing but tantrums and strawmen from your side.

 
 

Toby, and all other Pacific Northwesterners…

Speaking as Mr. Gavin M.’s personal appointment secretary, I do believe I could secure his presence in Portland (he will be coming from south of there, and Olympia would be too far, given the incredibly hectic nature of his schedule for that week) on the evening of either Tuesday, June 3, or Wednesday, June 4. If that works for anyone, let me know, and we’ll make more concrete plans.

 
 

The fact that you can cry about how the meanies at Daily Kos didn’t like your diary so now you aren’t voting for Obama astounds me. I feel ashamed even debating you.

Kaye Grogan v 2.0?

 
 

its not a strawman. I did a diary on DailyKos on Obama’s hypocrisy on the gas tax. (Feel free to find it yourself) The response was Borg -ian.

Every Hillary supporter in this thread has said almost the exact same things verbatim.

DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!

Thus, just about any criticism of Obama is met with an attack on Clinton — and on ‘the messenger’. Obama-groupthink evolved because his supporters could not respond to criticism of Obama with a positive argument, because there wasn’t one — at least one that didn’t apply to Clinton as well.

Correntwire is full of attacks on Obama and on the messenger, far more so than this place or DKos or quite frankly any other blog I’ve seen wrt Clinton. So your protestations come off as a little silly and contrived.

 
 

I’ll need to check my schedule, Marita.

 
 

sorry… may have missed a comma in there.

 
 

520 Comments? Five fucking hundred twenty fucking comments!?interrobangtothenthpower!

Sure I slept in but seriously now. I’m going to go get some lunch and hope for a new thread.

 
 

Sorry to be so specifics on dates and locale Toby, but there’s an insane amount of other stuff going on that week. If you know what I mean…

 
 

I’m going to go get some lunch and hope for a new thread.

It’s been pretty entertaining for me. I’m happy with it. I don’t think I mentioned it before but there’s a fine piece of writing at the top of it.

 
 

God, how fucking naive can we be? Oh wait, I can’t call Obama naive because that would be playing the race card!!!

I’m curious. Why do people always complain that they aren’t allowed to say the thing they just said?

 
 

Wow I try and take a break from the stupid and, well, it just gets worse.

1. Hillary can’t win. In fact, if you have been paying attention to things like delegate math and the rate of additions of the supers this has been clear since February. Pointing this out and wondering what she and her supporters are accomplishing is not the same thing as “why won’t the bitch quit?”

2. It is fundamentally stupid to demand things of Obama that your own candidate has failed to do. If Hillary was our last hope of a progressive president, then maybe she should have, I don’t know, made that the focus of her campaign and not Rev. Wright, elitism, “I got more white votes,” and the ever elusive “electability.”

3. The gas tax. We’ve discussed this before: a) To save the $30 that feeds you with Ramen in a month, you would have to spend $170 a month on gas. b) It does nothing for poor people without cars an awfully elitist sentiment c) Gas prices are likely to rise more than 18 cents, thus its mitigating a loss and not a real savings d) it is not a long term solution etc, etc.

4. As a Hillary supporter, do you feel that you can offer anything constructive now given that she can’t win? If so, what and what will your candidate do (seeing as she is a sitting US senator) to help? If not, well, what is the point of all this other than “We didn’t win, so we’re going home!”

 
 

If you vote Republican you’ll have to pay for Jonah Goldberg’s beers and listen to him tell you about the time Ann Coulter felt him up

It’s not as exciting as it sounds. He never let her take his bra off.

 
 

Maybe I don’t Marita. Is that week a wedding or something?

 
 

I think I recall p_lukasiak from years past at salon tabletalk discussing the Bush draft dodging. He was pretty sane then.

 
 

liberalrob, the reason people are getting pissed with on a thread that began with an appeal “why can’t we all just get along” is the absolute refusal of Hillary backers to discuss any points raised by the “Obamabots” in good faith.

actually, Rob, the real problem is that the thread is premised on a falsehood (that Clinton supporters are unaware of Clinton’s flaws). Thus, what pretends to be an “olive branch” is really an attack.

the other problem, of course, is that Obama supporters insist on their own framing, This contradicts the premise behind the final question that was asked (“Or to turn things out and attempt to be a little more gracious, what do Obama and his supporters need to do today to get you into this car?”),

You know why an upper-middle class, female, suburban Wellesley and Yale Law graduate is being supported by white working class voters? Its because she listens to what they have to say, and responds to their concerns from within their own “frame”.

Obama can’t do that…. and as we’ve seen here on this thread, neither can his supporters. So instead of the thread being about “what Obama and his supporters need to do”, you get a thread that is personified by the kind of comment that “ifthethunderdog” provided in response to you.

I keep hearing “we’re not all Obots”….but if you can point me to someone in this thread who has made the effort to communicate with Clinton supporters on the Clinton supporters terms,…well just do it. Maybe I missed those people in the deluge of groupthink here,… and if there are some non-Obots, I certainly do want to apologize to them.

 
 

Iris at 20:11

Either Iris took five tabs of acid this morning and now she’s peaking or that’s a fake Iris.

If the latter, nicely done.

 
 

What kind of fucking republican troll are you iris? I’m just curious.

I don’t get this entire debate. It’s like being stuck in a return behind some privileged, self-centered fuckstick who demands to get what they want even though it’s clearly not going to happen, it’s not right and they don’t care who else waits while they have they fucking tantrum. They’re damn well going to have it.

When iris said she would stay home rather than vote for Obama, I knew it was a troll. Or someone really, really fucking stupid.

So I’m sticking with troll.

 
 

Burn some more incense for me, RB.

I gotta go back to work. I mean be creative and drink some lattes.

 
 

You know why an upper-middle class, female, suburban Wellesley and Yale Law graduate is being supported by white working class voters? Its because she listens to what they have to say, and responds to their concerns from within their own “frame”.

as someone wise once said:

pffffffffffffffffffffft

 
 

Great, except I think that the attacks on Clinton have been far worse than those on Obama.

 
 

It’s pretty clear that people like Lukasiak have mentally checked out, know Hillary is going to lose, and are just looking to score points by calling people “obots” while crossing their fingers and hoping for Republican victory.

I love how Hillary is supposedly the most progressive candidate evar!, yet somehow the Hillary supporters are fine with a McCain victory. The hell?

Neither of these people has accomplished much in the Senate, neither has shown leadership on the issues, and neither is terribly progressive. Get real.

 
 

I mean attacks from the left, of course.

 
 

p_luk, you DO realize that under HRC’s plan, the gas companies would just raise their prices, right?

 
 

Great, except I think that the attacks on Clinton have been far worse than those on Obama.

Yeah, you hear that kind of thing a lot. It’s almost never accompanied by any examples, though.

 
 

You know why an upper-middle class, female, suburban Wellesley and Yale Law graduate is being supported by white working class voters? Its because she listens to what they have to say, and responds to their concerns from within their own “frame”.

Interesting. When Obama tries to do that very thing with independent and Republican voters, he’s attacked for not being partisan enough.

Incidentally, white working class voters support both candidates. In Ohio and Pennsylvania, Clinton had a bigger lead among that demographic, but it’s simply false to say that working class white people don’t support Obama. Many do.

 
 

Psst… Toby… check your facebook messages…

 
In Vino Veritas
 

“You know why an upper-middle class, female, suburban Wellesley and Yale Law graduate is being supported by white working class voters?”

Because the other guy is black. This has been another edition of simple answers to simple questions.

 
 

Earlier upthread you questioned John Cole’s credibility because he was once a republican.

Not that I really care what some jackass commenter cares about my credibility, but you know, I think my actions speak for themselves. I have helped to raise almost 20k for the Democratic candidate. I am volunteering for the likely Democratic nominee. I have gone door to door for the almost certain Democratic nominee. I am, in an hour, walking down to the campaign HQ to phone bank for another three hours today for the Democratic candidate, even though this is the busiest damned time of the year for me. I will, in all likelihood, continue to do so throughout November.

Why?

Not because I hate Hillary Clinton, but because beating John McCain is that god damned important. I don’t know how I establish my street cred with some of you folks, and nor do I really care, but I am thinking my actions are probably a little more important in the big scheme of things than constructing internet arguments displaying my loyalty to the Democratic Party. Truth be told, I am probably not that loyal to the Democratic party- if they start acting like total wankers like the GOP, and I will leave you in a minute, too.

Beating John McCain is what counts. It really is that simple. If you want to to continue the same hideous economic policies that brought us an almost half-trillion dollar annual deficit (but hey, McMavericky Straight Talk might cut 2 billion in earkamrks!), vote for McCain or sit out because Hillary did not win. You want the shit in Iraq to continue, as is, ad infinitum, vote for McCain or sit out because Hillary was the victim if sexist attacks from Chris Matthews. If you want Ruth Bader and others replaced with Clarence Thomas #2 and #3, vote for John McCain or sit out.

I don’t know how to make this any clearer to you. If you sit out or vote McCain, you are part of the problem. Period.

As to Clinton, do I hate her now? Yeah. And that probably is in part due to my baggage from being a Gooper fool in the 90’s. However, when I left the GOP and joined the Democrats last October, Hillary was Mrs. Inevitable. It was a foregone conclusion I would be voting for her. The first thing I did as a new Democrat was… DEFEND HILLARY from bullshit when people were piling on her about driver’s license for illegals. I thought Dodd and Obama pulled some bullshit there.

You remember how that ended, don’t you? She caved and left Spitzer’s dick hanging in the wind- that must have just been the fighter in her, amirite?

I only turned hard on Hillary when her campaign started acting like the Republican party I left. After the “this state doesn’t count” or the multiple layers of bullshit and direct insults to my intelligence stacked up. That is when I finally had enough. Since then, it has just gotten worse, with nonstop bullshit about Rev. Wright and how black voters aren’t as important as white voters and god knows what else.

Regardless, it does not matter. Hillary is not the candidate, Obama will be. So, you have a choice- vote for him, or enjoy the next 4 years of McSame. Your call.

 
 

…the fact that the rational “positive” reasons for supporting Obama are few and far between, and the rational reasons not to support him are more numerous…

Nice. Again. You have nothing but reasonable, logical reasons for supporting a particular candidate. Of course, anybody who came to a different conclusion is “irrational”. And yet, it is the people who prefer to support Senator Obama who are “in the tank” and “fanboys”. Man, I’m sorry to say this, but you guys woulda fit right in at the bush white house.

“We make our own reality”…

mikey

 
 

The people running for POTUS whom you’re so fervently arguing about are about two cunthairs & an angel’s-fart apart in either ideology or policy … it should now be obvious to the non-Kool-Aid-imbibers among you that you need to just STFU & pick one of them to UNITE behind, as in right now – or in another year or two you’ll be foraging for stray cats & dogs to eat in a pile of radioactive rubble, not squabbling over telecom immunity or triangulation.
You’re acting as if the clock isn’t running, but reality will happily give you a Real-Time Tutorial on that score, & you won’t have to wait long for the Exam. History doesn’t give a rat’s ass what you THINK but what you DO matters, a lot. Take a good hard look at what you ARE doing – making the GOP you had totally owned a few months back spring another woody of optimism & energy with every day that this pointless dogfight goes on – & think about the consequences for a change.

The GOP is hoping you all just keep right on bickering, as long & as bitterly as possible. It’s put tin-plate losers in the White House for them before, & it can again. They’ve been enthusiastically throwing THEIR support behind whoever’s looking weakest, right from Day One, to accomplish just that.

So why are so many of you so eager to help them?

Oh … & doesn’t the troll have a John Birch meeting to go to or something? It sounds even more autistic than usual, & is obviously both OT & talking to nobody but itself. Sucks to be you, haamster.

 
 

This whole “white/working class” thing is pretty terrifying to me. Apparently we’ve descended into full-bore volkism in this country, and the working class is entirely white. Obama’s broad support among black workers is evidence that he doesn’t appeal to the working class. What the fuck is going on here? Why are Democrats so obsessed with a demographic which is going to break hard for McCain, anyway?

 
 

I keep hearing “we’re not all Obots”….but if you can point me to someone in this thread who has made the effort to communicate with Clinton supporters on the Clinton supporters terms,…well just do it.

Ok, what are your terms?

 
 

actually, Rob, the real problem is that the thread is premised on a falsehood (that Clinton supporters are unaware of Clinton’s flaws).

YOU’RE THE FREAKING GUY WHO SAID OBAMA SHOULD COME DOWN HARDER ON THE TELECOMS WHILE IGNORING THAT HILLARY HAD DONE EVEN LESS.

THAT WAS YOU.

 
 

She caved and left Spitzer’s dick hanging in the wind

Well, to be fair, Spitzer’s dick…no, never mind.

 
 

Secret for you: DKos isn’t running for president. They get exactly zero influence. No cabinet posts, no ambassadorships, no court appointments. The fact that you can cry about how the meanies at Daily Kos didn’t like your diary so now you aren’t voting for Obama astounds me. I feel ashamed even debating you.

well, since you at least seem to be aware that DKos is scary, I’ll just point out that my reason for sitting November out has nothing to do with Obama’s supporters — its about Obama and his campaign’s efforts to not merely demonize Clinton using Republican frames, but going well beyond the pale with the ‘Clintons are racists” stuff.

My description of the Kos diary incident was merely illustrative of why I use terms like “Obots”. I just explained to Liberal Rob another reason why — if I was in the shoes of Obama supporters, and Clinton looked good for the nomination, the ONE thing I’d be doing now would be listening to what the Obama supporters had to say, and trying to frame my response in a way that was consistent with their own framing. And I’d be doing that not out of respect, but because I’m smart enough to know that the candidate that I support needs their support — and the only way to get that support is to communicate with them in their own “language”.

 
 

You know why an upper-middle class, female, suburban Wellesley and Yale Law graduate is being supported by white working class voters? Its because she listens to what they have to say, and responds to their concerns from within their own “frame”.

Yeah, I have to say: I may have clawed my way up to “elitist” status, but most of my family is pretty blue-collar. And they really don’t think Hillary comes across as genuine. They would vote for her against McCain, sure, but they prefer Obama, for pretty much exactly that reason.

 
 

This thread reminds me of something….

 
 

I keep hearing “we’re not all Obots”….but if you can point me to someone in this thread who has made the effort to communicate with Clinton supporters on the Clinton supporters terms,…well just do it. Maybe I missed those people in the deluge of groupthink here,… and if there are some non-Obots, I certainly do want to apologize to them.

God please tell me this a parody troll.

Has to be right?

…someone in this thread who has made the effort to communicate with Clinton supporters on the Clinton supporters terms…

Here, I’ll try:

Blargh blargh if Obama doesn’t win I’m not voting, I have principles and I refuse for vote for a woman who exploits race, even if it means hundreds of thousands of Iranians have to die to soothe my ego. Also Clinton sucks, she’s all sizzle and no steak. WHERE ARE THE DETAILS? I don’t see any plans, just empty talk. And all her followers are groupthinking morons who just follow the queen bee, doing whatever the hive mind tells them!! Blargh blargh!! The groupthink is both frightening and astonishing! There is no rational reason to support Clinton. Blargh!

That about right? I speaking your language now?

 
 

point me to someone in this thread who has made the effort to communicate with Clinton supporters on the Clinton supporters terms

We have been. Your terms are “All Obama supporters are mindless groupthinker Obots who are naive and stupid” and “Obama is not progressive enough, but don’t mention my preferred candidate’s progressive resume, as it is not relevant”.

 
 

Actually, although Hillary can pull some annoying stunts, I do like that we have millions of Democratic voters showing up at the later primaries. It’s kept the media focused on Democrats and has given the campaign organizations a good prep for November. I sometimes wonder if there’s been some secret pact between Clinton and Obama that neither would drop out until one won a majority of the pledged delegates.

 
JAF Rusty Shackeford
 

p_lukasiak said,

May 8, 2008 at 20:10

“The “mistake” that was made in illinois was that the state lost a great deal of revenue as a result of the tax holiday, and that created serious budget problems. Clinton’s plan addresses this “mistake” by making the gas tax holiday contingent upon replacing lost revenue — probably through a windfall profits tax on oil companies.”

———————————————————————————-

Please explain how Hillary gets the windfall profits tax on oil companies passed with GWB as President? Maybe you have a RISK analogy to share with us that will make it crystal clear? I’ll wait.

 
 

If my candidate was losing ground and I had to think about supporting the other candidate, I think rather than listen to the other candidates rabid nut-case supporters, I’d listen to the sensible one.

To make a judgement about a candidate based on their most insane supporters over which they have no control is …. insane.

 
 

Great, except I think that the attacks on Clinton have been far worse than those on Obama

Yeah, you hear that kind of thing a lot. It’s almost never accompanied by any examples, though.

I’ve been thinking the same thing. Daily. For weeks.

 
 

YOU’RE THE FREAKING GUY WHO SAID OBAMA SHOULD COME DOWN HARDER ON THE TELECOMS WHILE IGNORING THAT HILLARY HAD DONE EVEN LESS.

THAT WAS YOU.

and? You seem to think that I don’t know that Clinton’s record has been inadequate on telecom immunity.

but you know what? If Clinton was in Obama’s position right now, I’d be saying that Clinton should get her ass to the floor of the Senate and make telecom immunity an issue — because I think that she would need to establish that she is aware of, and concerned about, issues that concern Obama’s progressive supporters.

What I wouldn’t be doing is using all caps to scream at someone who supports Clinton but never said that Clinton was even good on telecom immunity, and raised the issue of telecom immunity as a way that Obama could reach progressive Clinton supporters.

 
 

the other problem, of course, is that Obama supporters insist on their own framing,

Newsflash: Obama’s frame is now the frame. Hillary did not win.

 
Mo's Bike Shop
 

You only win by getting 2209 delegates

Iris, how much are you getting paid to do this? Enough to pay for the daily faxes?

 
 

my reason for sitting November out has nothing to do with Obama’s supporters — its about Obama and his campaign’s efforts to not merely demonize Clinton using Republican frames

Listen, my man, you were called out earlier to provide specifics and you refused. You were called out earlier to address Hillary’s performance on O’Reilly and with Scaife and you refused.

So don’t give me this.

Screw it. I don’t care if you sit out. In fact, vote for McCain. Marry his daughter. Don’t care, don’t care. You’re a hack. A shill. You refuse to even consider changing your mind, and you refuse to address some pretty thorough smackdowns of your spin. Get lost.

 
 

Here’s a difference.

Senator Obama has been working to help Dems across the country not just in the “States that matter”. It has meant a lot of meeting with local party leaders and all the volunteers. In places that hadn’t had a visit from any Presidential campaign in decades. Senator Clinton really only began to make the rounds when it was forced upon her.
Who will feel more energized to help? Work harder?

When I have to make a choice between the ‘lesser of two evils’ I try check out how they go about accomplishing their goals. Senator Obama has worked hard trying to bring everyone along on his coat-tails.

I like that. I like that a lot more than seeing a campaign based on winning a small portion of the population.

One says “we’re in this together” the other says “I’m in this for the votes”.

And now that its almost assuredly a done deal (crossedfingers) I woulda voted for Senator Clinton if came down to it.

 
 

Also, as someone who wouldn’t vote for either Democrat in the primary with Armando’s dick, I think I’m a qualified dispassionate observer, so:

Point: Clinton and her supporters have been subject to unacceptable sexist attacks from both Democratic and Republican opponents, and the media as a whole.

Point: Obama and his supporters have been subject to unacceptable racist attacks from both Democratic and Republican opponents, and the media as a whole.

Point: Clinton and Obama are both deranged right-wing hawks; for every “obliterate Iran” there’s a “the political problems in the Middle East are caused by radical Islam, not American policy.”

Point: Clinton supporters, by and large, did not arrive at that position for racist reasons.

Point: Obama supporters, by and large, did not arrive at that position for sexist reasons.

Point: Some Clinton supporters have, in fact, levied racist arguments or rhetoric against Obama. It is not unfair for Obama supporters to protest this.

Point: Some Obama supporters have, in fact, levied sexist arguments or rhetoric against Clinton. It is not unfair for Clinton supporters to protest this.

Conclusion: At this point, both Clinton and Obama supporters need to wipe the blood and spit out of their eyes, shake hands, kick the bigots out of ther ranks, and focus on getting beaten by McCain in November.

 
 

I’d be saying that Clinton should get her ass to the floor of the Senate and make telecom immunity an issue

Yeah right.

What I wouldn’t be doing is using all caps to scream at someone who supports Clinton but never said that Clinton was even good on telecom immunity, and raised the issue of telecom immunity as a way that Obama could reach progressive Clinton supporters.

So you want Obama to reach progressive supporters on an issue that Hillary didn’t reach them on.

You make little sense.

And for what it’s worth, I wish Obama would be more vocal about the telecoms. Because it’s the right thing to do. Not because it would somehow appease (yeah right, again) hacks like you.

 
 

effort to communicate with Clinton supporters on the Clinton supporters terms

One of those terms being that she’s in the race and all?

 
 

And all her followers are groupthinking morons who just follow the queen bee, doing whatever the hive mind tells them!!

Guh Guh GASP!!! RandomObserver is a sexist!!!

Now I am DEFINATELY voting for McCain!

 
 

What are you Clinton supporters going to do when she inevitably moves to support Obama to unite the party?

I think Clinton is smart enough not to let John McCain win. IfWhen Obama’s the nominee, she’s going to work to help get him elected – I can’t see her standing back and doing nothing and I certainly can’t see her being a spoiler and actively working to deep six the Democratic nominee. You admire this woman so much now – why would you refuse to follow her then?

 
 

effort to communicate with Clinton supporters on the Clinton supporters terms

Entitlement, finely honed.

 
 

but you know what? If Clinton was in Obama’s position right now, I’d be saying that Clinton should get her ass to the floor of the Senate and make telecom immunity an issue — because I think that she would need to establish that she is aware of, and concerned about, issues that concern Obama’s progressive supporters.

Either (1) she should do it anyway, because it’s the right thing to do regardless of whose progressive supporters she might win over; or (2) she would be better served to find an issue in Obama’s platform that wasn’t in hers. Telecom immunity, sadly, isn’t big on the list for either of them, although Obama did at least vote against it when they had the chance. Since there’s hardly any difference in their platforms, there really aren’t any issues for “Obama’s progressive supporters” that aren’t also issues for “Clinton’s progressive supporters.”

So really, they should both “get their asses to the floor of the Senate and make telecom immunity an issue” – not because they need to make a gesture to the Other Candidate’s supporters, but because it’s the right thing to do and would appeal to “progressive supporters” of every candidate.

 
 

I keep hearing “we’re not all Obots”….but if you can point me to someone in this thread who has made the effort to communicate with Clinton supporters on the Clinton supporters terms,…well just do it.

Here goes: I can understand how someone who is in the bag for Senator Clinton can come to S,N! or Daily Kos or Obsidian Wings and get enraged at all the criticism and snark directed toward their candidate. Likewise, every time I pay a visit to No KKKuarter or Corrente or TalkLeft, I lose a little more faith in my fellow Democrats.

But here’s my deal: The Party Is Bigger Than The Candidates. At the end of this nomination process, I will vote for whomever comes out on top because I’m a Democrat, not an Obaman or an Clintonian. What the Democratic Party does in state races, in House races and in Senate races is more important to me than which one of DLC 2.0 (Obama) or Old School DLC (Clinton) ends up running for President.

My question to you and those who are as committed to Senator Clinton as you are is this: Why are you more committed to the Candidate than the Party?

 
 

The fact is, what the hell is going on in here?

 
 

I’ll just point out that my reason for sitting November out has nothing to do with Obama’s supporters — its about Obama and his campaign’s efforts to not merely demonize Clinton using Republican frames, but going well beyond the pale with the ‘Clintons are racists” stuff.

Of course Clinton using Republican frames (and actually teaming up with Republicans) and using “Obamas are sexists” doesn’t bother you at all.

And I’d be doing that not out of respect, but because I’m smart enough to know that the candidate that I support needs their support — and the only way to get that support is to communicate with them in their own “language”.

Guess what, your candidate needs our support (you know, more than half the Democratic party?) and all you’ve done is call everyone Borg-ian “obots.” Practice what you preach?

Who here speaks idiot petulant child? Your own “language” is in-group lingo about groupthinking, hive-minded, Borg-ian obots. That’s the language of your posts – dismissive, condescending dreck that dehumanizes anyone who disagrees with you.

I don’t speak that language. I don’t call people obots and don’t call them “Clintonistas” or “Hillbots” or whatever…I’m not fucking five. I don’t think Hillary supporters are misguided or stupid, I just disagree with them a little.

Your language is the language of sour grapes, childishness and Rush.

 
 

Please explain how Hillary gets the windfall profits tax on oil companies passed with GWB as President? Maybe you have a RISK analogy to share with us that will make it crystal clear? I’ll wait.

please explain how Obama accomplishes anything that he says should be done now. Then apply the same reasoning to Clinton.

actually don’t bother. Because according to Obama supporters, all of the savings from the gas tax holiday would wind up in the oil companies’ pockets even with a windfall profits tax. So, since its something that, according to you, is good for oil companies, Bush would support it, right?

What kills me about Obama and his supporters is that they don’t understand the opportunity that Clinton gave the Democratic party here. Rather than embrace Clinton’s plan — putting Republicans and McCain on the spot — they use her proposal to attack her.

That is just plain stupid in a presidential election year.

 
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“…but going well beyond the pale with the ‘Clintons are racists'”

Bullshit. I thought Obama let people run with the “fairy tale” thing a little longer than necessary, but how hard is he supposed to defend you against charges of race-baiting after you’ve been a patronizing jerk?

And he defended Ferraro. Early. Also publically.

He also didn’t make mad hay out of Bill’s stupid Jesse Jackson remarks, which makes him a better man than me. I know the Clintons aren’t racists, but it doesn’t take a PC language cop to recognize that was a racist fucking thing to say.

 
 

I just wanted everyone to know that if Obama was running against George W Bush, or Dick Cheney for that matter, he would get my vote, my money, and my fat ass out there working like a dog for him. He is not running against Bush/Cheney, he is running against McCain. Our potential VP from four years ago. Obama derrides the old kind of politics, but pretending there is no difference between McCain and Bush, like all Republicans are some sort of monolithic evil reeks of that kind of non sense. I am beginning to be convinced all the parties are evil after this primary. Maybe I should just vote for the old white guy- Nader that is.

 
 

Patrick, expect to get your question either half-assedly answered or ignored.

I’m outta here. No sense toiling on with this guy.

 
 

As an Obamaton who only came on board after Edwards dropped out and the Clintons quickly easy made it very easy to support Obama, I think I can safely say that I would vote for Hillary in November over McCain.

There. How’s that for conciliation.

Oh. Wait. I forgot to admit that Obama isn’t perfect.

Obama isn’t perfect.

(Is there a checklist or something? I’ll do whatever it takes to keep the Republicans out of the White House because I don’t think we can take four more years of an Executive Branch run by psychotic children. Just somebody give me the checklist. Obama is a hypocrite? Fine, I’ll check that box. Obama was as bad (or worse) than Clinton when it came to personal attacks? Fine. If you need me to check off transparent nonsense, I’ll do it. Just give me the checklist. Anything to avoid a war with Iran and to have the barest chance to get out of Iraq and to have sane people in the Executive Branch and on the Supreme Court.)

 
 

Oh, one more thing- Get Real…get real, McCain troll.

 
 

What kills me about Obama and his supporters is that they don’t understand the opportunity that Clinton gave the Democratic party here. Rather than embrace Clinton’s plan — putting Republicans and McCain on the spot — they use her proposal to attack her.

How is endorsing a plan first put forward by McCain “putting Republicans and McCain on the spot”? Regardless of the difference in the details of their respective “tax holiday” plans, that gets spun as a McCain victory if it passes.

That is just plain stupid in a presidential election year.

 
 

Entitlement, finely honed.

Well said.

 
 

T Marita: Am in Portland. Would like to abuse alcoholic beverages in the presence of people from the Internet. Can you lift my emale out of my comment, or do I need to post it?

 
 

Rather than embrace Clinton’s plan — putting Republicans and McCain on the spot — they use her proposal to attack her.

It was McCain’s idea.

 
 

Listen, my man, you were called out earlier to provide specifics and you refused.

The Left Coaster

Covers the campaign up to March, 2008.

The Left Coaster

From April 18th.

Sorry to interject.

 
 

There is no rational reason to support Clinton. Blargh!

The media narrative last night and today: it’s over! 2025 is right around the corner!! WWTSBQ? Who would want to donate to a loser?

Except they’ve been saying this since February. Can we finally get a few people to admit that the thing they fear most is that Clinton will win the popular vote, be chosen by supers as the best Democratic nominee, and that the unity pony (metaphorically speaking) will die an ignominious defeat? And that despite proclamations to the contrary the reason everyone insists that Hill “MUST DROP OUT” only says this because they know she CAN win. As someone else said, what’s bizarre is that defeating Hillary has seemed more important to Barack Obama (and his campaign, which he does not tell to tone it down) than defeating John McCain. The man is no Democrat as I recognize the term. He keeps trying to tell us to “look this way at the bad Republican” – why the attempt at distraction? I think we can handle it, thanks Barack. Vote Hillary, vote your conscience!

 
 

Given that the Hillary supporters in this thread are mostly non-plussed by the prospect of a McCain victory, what “progressive” values do they claim to hold the high ground on exactly?

I hate these stupid fucking cockfights about who is more progressive but I’m pretty sure people who are happy with McCain as president aren’t the ultra-progressive wing of the party.

 
 

And guess what? She’s not quitting and she’s nowhere near giving up. Screw the pundits and the condescending, yammering “advice” of the blogosphere. That’s the kind of candidate I want, one who will fight for every last vote and never pay too much attention to what the media says is “inevitable.” And for those who would make fun of that, remember that your candidate promised to change the nature of politics….LOL!

 
 

Here comes the blanket statement:

Anyone who thinks there is any substantiative difference between Bush and McCain is not paying attention. At all. Even a little.

Here’s a primer.

 
 

He keeps trying to tell us to “look this way at the bad Republican” – why the attempt at distraction?

Uhm, because that’s the guy both candidates allegedly want to defeat in the general election???

 
 

What kills me about Obama and his supporters is that they don’t understand the opportunity that Clinton gave the Democratic party here. Rather than embrace Clinton’s plan — putting Republicans and McCain on the spot — they use her proposal to attack her.

Uh, maybe because the plan was a piece of shit? Just an idea.

 
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“The man is no Democrat as I recognize the term.”

Can’t say this thread puts your term-recognition skills in the most positive light, but okay.

 
 

I’m pretty sure people who are happy with McCain as president aren’t the ultra-progressive wing of the party.

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

 
 

My question to you and those who are as committed to Senator Clinton as you are is this: Why are you more committed to the Candidate than the Party?

I’m not that committed to Clinton. Throw a compromise candidate in (like Gore or Edwards) and I will enthusiatically support him or her — even though I’m really unhappy with some of the crap the DNC has pulled this year.

What I won’t do is vote for a candidate whose campaign has deliberately worked to create the impression that Bill and Hillary Clinton have been running a racist campaign. That’s unforgiveable — not because she’s my candidate, but because as a tactic it would be unacceptable in any Democratic primary.

 
 

Anyone who thinks there is any substantiative difference between Bush and McCain is not paying attention. At all. Even a little.

I’m sufficiently terrified by this new and amazing information you have presented to us, terrified enough to forget that I prefer the candidate with the more progressive policies, Hillary. Not.

 
 

he is running against McCain. Our potential VP from four years ago.

That’s the second time somebody has brought that up.

So, if I’m following correctly, the fucking Kerry campaign, the most fucked up campaign in recent history, is now our best judge of character?

They wanted to float the idea of McCain breaking with Bush to try to peel a few McCain voters away from Bush, not because McCain is a closet moderate. Clearly they felt they needed to do this because their plan all along was to run the most inept fucking campaign since the advent of television.

Have all of you been in a coma the past four years? Have none of you noticed what McCain’s actual fucking stated positions are? Are you seriously basing your entire opinion of the man on a political stunt that didn’t happen four years ago?

 
 

Argh, I’m sorry. I can’t escape how enticing this stuff is.

Except they’ve been saying this since February.

Yeah, when HRC lost like 40 states in a row.

And when Obama faltered, “they” started talking like Hillary could make a comeback.

Rocket science, this ain’t.

Can we finally get a few people to admit that the thing they fear most is that Clinton will win the popular vote, be chosen by supers as the best Democratic nominee

If Hillary is able to do that, sure, why not.

But she won’t.

And that despite proclamations to the contrary the reason everyone insists that Hill “MUST DROP OUT” only says this because they know she CAN win.

Um, no, as expressed about a billion times on this thread, we’re nudging her out because at this point, she’s only helping McCain’s cause. Would you care to address that point, or just keep flailing around?

As someone else said, what’s bizarre is that defeating Hillary has seemed more important to Barack Obama (and his campaign, which he does not tell to tone it down) than defeating John McCain.

This is a parody, right? Have you read a dang thing we’ve said?

The man is no Democrat as I recognize the term. He keeps trying to tell us to “look this way at the bad Republican” – why the attempt at distraction? I think we can handle it, thanks Barack. Vote Hillary, vote your conscience!

Most of us have already voted. Most of us didn’t vote for Hillary.

 
 

Can we finally get a few people to admit that the thing they fear most is that Clinton will win the popular vote, be chosen by supers as the best Democratic nominee, and that the unity pony (metaphorically speaking) will die an ignominious defeat?

I don’t give a shit about unity and if Hillary wins I’m voting for her.

What scares me is that nearly every Hillary supporter in this thread is actively working towards a McCain victory, either out of malice or stupidity.

On my blog I have a picture of a kid in Iraq who just got his leg blown off above the calf. I fear *that*, replicated by a hundred thousand, because people like you spread the meme that “making a statement” and not voting is an act of genius.

Nearly every Obama supporter in this thread is saying they’ll support Hillary if she is the nom. And nearly every Hillary supporter says they will support McCain.

Fucked up.

 
 

What I won’t do is vote for a candidate whose campaign has deliberately worked to create the impression that Bill and Hillary Clinton have been running a racist campaign

Like Hillary Clinton has?

 
 

Djur (and also Auguste, and also any other people who would like to do that Portland thing on June 3 or 4) — E-mail me at my screen name (which is actually my actual name) at mit.edu .

Hooray for internet people!

 
 

“Remind me, how many motions to impeach has Senator Clinton made in the last five years?”

Clearly, she put her work on the Nixon impeachment into a mental box labeled ‘For Future Defensive Use’, because that experience sure hasn’t made an appearance against Bush and Cheney.

 
 

Iris, you have officially overstayed your welcome. Seriously. You are not wanted around here any more.

You logic is poor, you’re reasoning flawed…Wait a second…

AIDSmonkey Jonah?

 
 

What I won’t do is vote for a candidate whose campaign has deliberately worked to create the impression that Bill and Hillary Clinton have been running a racist campaign.

1) Evidence, dammit.
2) Lots of it.
3) You apparently have ignored the whole “we’re winning with white people!” line of the past two days.

 
 

Posting in an epic thread.

 
 

Uh, maybe because the plan was a piece of shit? Just an idea.

even assuming that it was a piece of shit, it was a very small piece of shit that was wrapped up in tons of political gold.

Obama’s middle class tax cut is a piece of shit too — but if you present the reasons why its such a horrible idea, you lose the election.

 
 

What I won’t do is vote for a candidate whose campaign has deliberately worked to create the impression that Bill and Hillary Clinton have been running a racist campaign.

Look, when lovable-but-indispensable fuddy-duddy Josh Marshall is calling you out you have race problems.

Bill and Hillary have done just fine playing the race card themselves thank you: they needed no help.

That’s unforgiveable

You’d better forget that come November you ass.

 
 

Oh, and BTW John Cole?

You got mad street cred around here, brother.

 
 

By “evidence,” I mean “supply evidence.”

 
 

Iris must be a Republican operative no?

 
 

You people are all very sick indeed. The simple truth is pig and elephant DNA just won’t splice, get over it already. I’d also like to point out that you asshats are arguing about an election campaign that is already over.

 
 

Uh, maybe because the plan was a piece of shit? Just an idea.

By itself, maybe. Did you take the time to look into the differences in the proposals of the three candidates? Please tell me you don’t buy into the “Clinton McSame” horseshit that they trade in at some of the other blogs? I understand Obama’s inclination against this, because by itself it just transfers wealth to oil companies. Or at least one would think. But Clinton wanted to replace the revenue with a windfall profits tax. Ease burdens on the struggling, shift them to the well-off…Obama’s ‘principled’ attack on Hillary classic case of pointless ‘dem on dem violence.’

 
Five of Diamonds
 

That’s the kind of candidate I want, one who will fight for every last vote and never pay too much attention to what the media says is “inevitable.”

Like her candidacy?

Shorter Iris:

Even though Hillary has lost, she’s still f*ucking the Dems and the entire country and I love it!

 
 

This Iris is a real work of art, isn’t she? I’d make more of a comment but I don’t want to insult actual lemmings. I hear that’s a myth anyway.

 
 

I love how Hillary is supposedly the most progressive candidate evar!, yet somehow the Hillary supporters are fine with a McCain victory.

Speaking of strawmen. This Hillary supporter is not fine with McCain and will cheerfully vote for Obama in November, if he’s the nominee. He’s not, yet.

Newsflash: Obama’s frame is now the frame. Hillary did not win.

When she makes her concession speech (after June 3rd, or maybe in Denver), I’m with you. Until then, you’re asserting a reality which does not yet exist (and you and your buddies are doing an end-zone dance that would make Chad Johnson envious). Nothing is over until we say it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!

You’re acting like the game’s over because it’s 20-13 Browns, third and 18, Cleveland 48-yard line (1:47 remaining). There’s still time on the clock.

 
 

Iris smells a little McMahonish, if you know what I mean.

 
 

What I won’t do is vote for a candidate whose campaign has deliberately worked to create the impression that Bill and Hillary Clinton have been running a racist campaign.

The Clinton folks have been working overtime to create the impression that Obama has been running a sexist campaign. This is so hypocrtical it’s mind-boggling.

One set of standards for his candidate, an entirely different set of standards for the other.

 
JAF Rusty Shackeford
 

<blockquote)p_lukasiak said,

May 8, 2008 at 21:10

Please explain how Hillary gets the windfall profits tax on oil companies passed with GWB as President? Maybe you have a RISK analogy to share with us that will make it crystal clear? I’ll wait.

please explain how Obama accomplishes anything that he says should be done now. Then apply the same reasoning to Clinton.

actually don’t bother. Because according to Obama supporters, all of the savings from the gas tax holiday would wind up in the oil companies’ pockets even with a windfall profits tax. So, since its something that, according to you, is good for oil companies, Bush would support it, right?

What kills me about Obama and his supporters is that they don’t understand the opportunity that Clinton gave the Democratic party here. Rather than embrace Clinton’s plan — putting Republicans and McCain on the spot — they use her proposal to attack her.

That is just plain stupid in a presidential election year.

So you’re admitting that the Gas Tax Holiday Paid For By A Windfall Profit Tax That GWB Will Never Sign Into Law is nothing but a desperate election year gimmick.

It’s like you’re upset with us because we won’t play Make Believe with you on the bogus Gas Tax Holiday proposal. Which would make sense because you’re also mad that we won’t play Make Believe that HRC can still win.

You’re pathetic.

 
 

Iris said,
May 8, 2008 at 21:29 (kill)

Uh, maybe because the plan was a piece of shit? Just an idea.

By itself, maybe.

What can you say?

 
 

Wow, Hillary is going to execute a political maneuver so stunning that it retroactively changes votes for Obama into votes for her? Fuck, if she has that kind of cosmic power, why doesn’t she just reverse the results of the 2000 election while she’s at it?

 
 

There’s still time on the clock.

Please supply the specifics regarding how Hillary will win.

 
 

This:
++++++++++++++
Hart failed to point out that it is Sen. Obama’s own studied opinion that he himself does not have the “experience” to answer a crisis call – only “judgment” (more on that here), but no matter.
+++++++++++

Is a truly craven interpretation of this answer:
=================
Q: Well let me ask you, what specific experience do you have in handling a crisis that would make you the better person to field that 3 a.m. phone call?

A: Well, and that’s the point, nobody does, because nobody’s been in that situation unless they’ve been President. The question then becomes who’s got the kind of judgment on these critical issues that shows some evidence that you can in fact understand how the world is operating and when we have to deal with issues in a military way, and on question like Iraq, on questions like Pakistan and Iran, I think that the judgment I’ve shown over the last several, several years has been superior to both Senator Clinton’s and to Senator McCain’s. And if longevity is the measure by which we determine who’s got the best experience to answer that phone call, then John McCain wins because he’s been there the longest.

Q: She …

A: But that’s not the criteria. The question is who’s got the best judgment, and I think that my record looks pretty good compared to theirs.
==============================

And this analysis is juvenile.

++++++++++++++++++++++++
The response that “nobody does” (advertising to the world that Sen. Obama believes that he himself lacks the experience to answer a crisis call) – is one of the worst responses a Presidential candidate could have given and that too on TV and on the topic of national security in a time of war. This to me represents unilateral disarmament in front of the GOP (Sen. Clinton at least made a reasonable case for herself – more on her comments vis-a-vis Sen. McCain below).

Sen. Obama and his campaign have only themselves to blame with his foolish response that will be used against him by the GOP again and again and again if he were to become the nominee.
++++++++++++++

Anyway, just thought I would mention that.

 
 

3) You apparently have ignored the whole “we’re winning with white people!” line of the past two days.

White working class you asshat. This is not racist and this is a perfect example of what we’ve been saying about the Obama campaign pulling out the race card against the Clintons, who spent a good part of their lives in the civil rights movement. Was it racist when Obama said he wanted to appeal to “Reagan Democrats”, even though these groups, if not the same, greatly overlap?

Lrn2listen

 
 

And that despite proclamations to the contrary the reason everyone insists that Hill “MUST DROP OUT” only says this because they know she CAN win.

Iris for the last time. Please tell me how Senator Clinton can win the nomination… IE get the 2025.5 delegates. Try playing here:

If you really want to seat Michigan and Florida as is, without sanctions for breaking the party rules I suggest reading this article. She can’t win. Even under the most favourable conditions, she can’t win.

 
Johnny Coelacanth
 

I know it was a thousand years ago, but upthread “Get Real” pointed to this site and said it was written by a “bright” person. Well, here it is. My excerpt starts with a quote from Michelle Obama:

“Barack Obama will require you to work. He is going to demand that you shed your cynicism. That you put down your divisions. That you come out of your isolation, that you move out of your comfort zone. That you push yourselves to be better. And that you engage. Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual, uninvolved, uninformed.”

At base, Mrs. Obama’s statement is nothing less than a renunciation of democracy and an embrace of fascism. The basic idea of liberty is that people have a natural right to live their lives as usual and to be uninvolved and uninformed.””

And then this “bright” woman approvingly quotes Jonah Fucking Goldberg.

Get real, indeed.

 
 

Actually, learn to tune out the stupid pundits. You have been listening to those people way too much.

 
 

Speaking of strawmen. This Hillary supporter is not fine with McCain and will cheerfully vote for Obama in November, if he’s the nominee. He’s not, yet.

Strawmen? Multiple people in this thread are not “strawmen.” My strawmen have names: Iris, Get Real, Lukasiak.

Good for you. You’re sane. You’re a Hillary supporter? Fine. Great. Seriously. Nobody here has a problem with Hillary supporters. What we have a problem with (if I may pretend to speak for everyone) is batshit insane people who complain that Obama isn’t progressive enough while working towards a McCain victory.

You aren’t a “Hillbot” or a “Clintonista” or a crazy deluded fool. You prefer Hillary. It happens. No big deal.

 
 

What I won’t do is vote for a candidate whose campaign has deliberately worked to create the impression that Bill and Hillary Clinton have been running a racist campaign. That’s unforgiveable — not because she’s my candidate, but because as a tactic it would be unacceptable in any Democratic primary.

Man, I sure am glad to pass this troll along to you all. I have been dealing with him for months. Last I checked, he was attacking me because he claimed I would leave the Democratic party and vote McCain if Obama did not win. I told him that was, of course, nonsense.

Looks like all wingnuts, and yes, Lukasiak is a wingnut, they are actually doing what they accuse you of doing. I am going to vote for Clinton or Obama (it is going to be Obama), and Lukasiak is going to take his ball and go home.

 
 

You’re acting like the game’s over because it’s 20-13 Browns, third and 18, Cleveland 48-yard line (1:47 remaining). There’s still time on the clock.

And what’s Clinton’s Hail Mary pass? Race-baiting (white Americans are the hard-working Americans). Classy.

 
 

You’re acting like the game’s over because it’s 20-13 Browns, third and 18, Cleveland 48-yard line (1:47 remaining). There’s still time on the clock.

I really think that overstates the closeness of the primary race at this particular point in time.

 
 

White working class you asshat.

Yes, and then she goes on to mention black working class people too!

Oh wait, she doesn’t. Oh well.

Obama’s “problems” nailing down the working class vote are va-ha-ha-hastly overstated. And they’re nowhere near the almost unanimous dismissal Hillary receives from African-Americans.

Also, she’s not getting the nomination.

 
 

This is not racist and this is a perfect example of what we’ve been saying about the Obama campaign pulling out the race card against the Clintons

Please point out where the Obama campaign has pulled out the race card w/r/t this latest Tom Joadism. Be specific, and remember that “Obama Campaign” is not the same thing as “Random internet Obama supporter”.

 
 

Iris for the last time. Please tell me how Senator Clinton can win the nomination… IE get the 2025.5 delegates.

Wait, I thought it was 2209 now. Or is it still 2025 for Clinton and 2209 for everybody else?

 
 

1) Evidence, dammit.

read Sean Wilentz.

2) Lots of it.

read it again, because as an Obama supporter you refused to acknowledge the facts in the Wilentz piece.

3) You apparently have ignored the whole “we’re winning with white people!” line of the past two days.

and that’s racist because….?

This is one of the neat tricks that Obama has gotten his supporters to embrace. Any recognization of racial demographics is, by definition, racist.

I don’t think that the Obama campaign went all out to portray the Clintons as racists in south carolina in order to get more black votes. Obama’s problem was that he already had overwhelming support among SC’s blacks, and his support among whites was anemic. And he didn’t want the media mentioning the fact that he won SC because of overwhelming support among blacks, and despite anemic support among whites.

So the Obama campaign decided to make it impossible to talk honestly about the impact of race on election results. And it worked like a charm — Bill Clinton was pilloried for stating the obvious about Obama’s win in SC.

The irony is that the decision to attack the Clinton’s on race was made at the same time that white voters were moving toward Obama — and the false accusation lost Obama white support in SC as a result. Had he not run a race-baiting campaign in SC, I think he would have wound up with a pluraily of the white vote there.

 
 

Iris, didn’t I banish you? (shakes magic wand furtively)

Damn, this thing’s outta batteries again!

 
 

Accurate sports metaphor:

Obama’s up 12 with 2 minutes left (basketball). Turns the ball over. Hillary cans a three. Obama cans a three. Hillary gets fouled, goes to the line, and makes 1 of 2.

And so here we are.

 
 

Why would you follow your own post, which ends with the salutation “my friend”, with one that contains the insult “you dumbfuck”?

Because all of his friends are dumbfucks?

 
Five of Diamonds
 

“Iris for the last time. Please tell me how Senator Clinton can win the nomination… IE get the 2025.5 delegates.”

Allow me to answer for Iris while she takes another swig from the antifreeze.

She can “win” by pushing her unsupportable arguments about experience, important states, scary black pastors and gas taxes until she finds the right number of insider Supers to subvert the popular vote, pledged delegates, most states won, and most money raised.

 
 

So a victory only counts if the plurality of white votes is won?

So many rules…

 
 

So the Obama campaign decided to make it impossible to talk honestly about the impact of race on election results.

Yeah, it’s been simply impossible for anyone to talk about the impact of race on election results. Haven’t heard a peep about that!

 
Rugged in Montana
 

What you LIE-bruls don’t seem to understand is that those of us in the heartland will vote for President George Willard Bush, not Hitlery or that colored fella. Neither of them was a jet pilot hero of the Battle of Iraq, like General Bush, who led his squadron to victory against the fearsome Iraqi Air Force, and against all odds, single handedly exploded hundreds of Arab top-gun aces in mid-air. When Saddam pulled out his secret weapon, gigantic flying saucers (no WMD’s huh? Foolish LIE-brals!), our patriot President flew straight into the spaceship and nuked it from the inside, barely escaping in time to land on that aircraft carrier to tell the nation “Mission accomplished!”. When was the last time Hitlery did anything like that?

If you socialist-traitors think that one of your Islamocandidates can stand up in front of the USA of America and ask the heartland for it’s votes while Mr. President George Willard Bush is running as a war president *for life*, then you’re stupid. No patriot is going to vote for LIE-brul Shania Law until you pry our M1 Battle Rifles™ from our sticky fingers! Plus, you want sexualists to be required to teach evolution in our churches, which is against the Geneva Convention, so that the Islams will take over our country…..NO WAY, HOE-ZAY!!

 
 

because as an Obama supporter you refused to acknowledge the facts in the Wilentz piece.

And this matters because Hillary can win. Yup.

 
 

I embarrassed I have to do this.

p_lukasiak-

When using the interwebs and commenting, remember to include links to your ‘zinger’ sources. That way the other t00b surfers may actually, you know, check said sources.

(and here I thought I was the n00b!)

 
 

Iris for the last time. Please tell me how Senator Clinton can win the nomination… IE get the 2025.5 delegates.

Obot alert.

Obama can’t get to 2025 either based on pledged delegates. He has to do the same thing that Clinton does — convince enough SDs to vote for him on the first ballot at a convention that isn’t taking place for another three months.

NEW RULE:

whenever you see someone talking about how clinton can’t get to 2025 WITHOUT mention the same thing about Obama, the person should henceforth be identified as an Obot

 
 

Theory: White working class people decide elections.

Given: Clinton has white working class people locked up.

Observation: Clinton is losing.

Conclusion:???

The argument that Clinton has the broader coalition that provides more votes would make more sense if she actually had more votes.

 
 

I have to pronounce that Rugged is by far the best troll we have around here.

I daresay he is part of the Creative Class.

 
Tim (The Other One)
 

Can we just merge Sadly, No and Balloon Juice and get it over with ?

Also; “bruta fulmina”. Does this come with fries ?

 
 

The irony is that the decision to attack the Clinton’s on race was made at the same time that white voters were moving toward Obama — and the false accusation lost Obama white support in SC as a result. Had he not run a race-baiting campaign in SC, I think he would have wound up with a pluraily of the white vote there.

This is like reading a right-wing blog, when they explain that the brown guys are always the racists. And why are we taking post hoc campaign advice from the guy who is backing the losing candidate or not voting at all?

 
 

Hey, Sadly’s!

You’re lucky I don’t know your login, because I would post a new thread just to get rid of the troll smell!

 
 

Actually, learn to tune out the stupid pundits. You have been listening to those people way too much.

Iris this isn’t punditry, this is basic math.

At present Obama is 176 delegates away from clinching the nomination. Clinton needs 328.5. There are only 217 pledged delegates remaining. To win Clinton would need to win 100% in all the remaining primaries, plus 46% of the remaining super delegates.

Not gonna happen.

But fine, you want to change the rules midway throughout the contest, and seat Michigan and Florida as is, no penalties. This isn’t, for many reasons going to happen, but let’s accept your argument at face value. Obama would still be about 85 delegates ahead and still ahead in both the popular vote and pledged delegate total. SHE CAN’T WIN. I may be an elitist member of the creative class, but on Planet Hillary does addition still matter?

 
 

Theory: White working class people decide elections.

Given: Clinton has white working class people locked up.

Observation: Clinton is losing.

Conclusion:???

Obot alert!

the theory is that white working class voters are the key to victory in a 50 state general election.

NEW RULE:

Whenever you see someone deliberately misconstruing an argument made by Clinton supporters, that person shall henceforth be designated an “Obot”

 
 

She should run hard for the popular vote, as many delegates as she can get, and the super-delegates should put her over the top because she has the most progressive message and the most progressive policies….simple as that. This isn’t the general election, this is about choosing the best candidate to represent our party. If our party stands for the empty vacuum of pandering that is Barack Obama, who is trying to ‘declare’ victory and disenfranchise Florida and Michigan, as well as intimidate Clinton supporters (along with media surrogates) into thinking it’s a lost cause.

And for the record, it’s 2209. You have all lost it if you think Obama can get away with throwing away the votes of 2 major states like that.

 
 

We’re not, John. We’re feeding trolls.

 
 

as expressed about a billion times on this thread, we’re nudging her out because at this point, she’s only helping McCain’s cause.

I disagree. Even if it’s a losing cause in the end, a) McCain can’t focus on tearing down Obama because there’s still a chance he won’t be the nominee, b) by raising “right-wing talking points” now in the primary and forcing Obama to deal with them, she blunts their effectiveness if McCain were try to use them in the fall, c) the ongoing primary keeps the media focused on the Democratic Party, and there’s no such thing as bad publicity; Obama can use all the name recognition he can get. I still wouldn’t really know who he is, if the only info source I had was the media.

There was a comment earlier about how if we were concerned about Obama’s substantive policy proposals, we should just go read his website. Yeah, he’s got a website where all the substance is, big deal, who reads a website? I bet even half his most ardent supporters don’t know exactly what’s on his friggin’ website! So quit pointing to that as the ultimate answer to any questions about Obama’s “lack of substance.” I don’t want to read his fucking website, I want HIM to fucking TELL ME himself what he stands for. If he can’t do that, if he’s not familiar enough with his own “substance” to be able to articulate it himself and explain it to me and make it interesting while he does it, how am I supposed to believe that what’s on his website is truly what he believes?

 
 

What I won’t do is vote for a candidate whose campaign has deliberately worked to create the impression that Bill and Hillary Clinton have been running a racist campaign. That’s unforgiveable — not because she’s my candidate, but because as a tactic it would be unacceptable in any Democratic primary.

I take this to mean that you won’t be voting for Hillary, since it’s her campaign that deliberately worked to create that impression.

I think the highlight for me was when, after Obama had kicked her ass in 11 states in a row, she started talking about how he’d be a great vice president. What that sounded like to me was, “come on Barry, get on the bus…you can ride in back.”

And I’m white. I can only imagine how it sounded to black voters. It was the kind of condescension that once upon a time found its expression in calling grown black men “boy”.

 
 

read it again, because as an Obama supporter you refused to acknowledge the facts in the Wilentz piece.

Wilentz’s opinions aren’t facts, you see. I know that the Wilentz piece is gospel to Lambert and his douchebag coterie, but if you actually look at what Wilentz says, there isn’t much there. For example:

Since then, Obama’s strategists and supporters in the press have whipped the story into a full racialist subtext, as if Shaheen and Penn were the executors of a well-plotted Clinton master plan to turn Obama into a stereotypical black street hoodlum–or, in the words of the fervently pro-Obama and anti-Clinton columnist Frank Rich of the New York Times, “ghettoized as a cocaine user.”

Which strategists? Name names, Professor. Frank Rich, of course, is not affiliated with the Obama campaign. Pretty thin ramen for Lambert and the boys. Let’s see if esteemed Professor Wilentz does any better on his next issue.

Senior Clinton campaign officials later told me that reporters contacted them saying that the Obama camp was pushing them very hard to spin Clinton’s victory as the latest Bradley Effect result. Washington Post columnist Eugene Robinson, a cheerleading advocate for Obama, went on television to suggest the Bradley Effect explained the New Hampshire outcome, then backed off–only then to write a column, “Echoes of Tom Bradley,” in which he claimed he could not be sure but that, nevertheless, “embarrassed pollsters and pundits had better be vigilant for signs that the Bradley effect, unseen in recent years, has crept back.”

My goodness. Unnamed Clinton campaign officials told Wilentz that similarly anonymous members of the “Obama camp” were pushing the Bradley effect meme? At least the distinguished professor didn’t use the “some say” meme to disguise his inability to name names or provide anything more concrete than his second hand account.

And then we get the citation of another member of the press, not associated with the Obama campaign.

One is left with the depressing impression that Sean Wilentz is shoveling shit and Lambert, Paul, and the rest of the HillBoyz like the taste of it.

 
 

No, Plutz, you do not get to make rules.

GO AWAY!

 
 

Betamax is by far the superior format. You people swallowing the VHS Kool-Aid are a bunch of fascist socialist retards. And DVD is for elitists — it will never win the hearts of working-class white people.

What the fuck is Blu-Ray?

 
 

Cole scooped me.

Additionally, I read the piece back in Feb. Was POed at Obama for it. Saw Hillary do worse. Remained an Obama supporter. Will vote for whoever the Democratic nominee is.

As for you, well, a few ugly words has you running for McCain. A winnar is yuo.

 
 

whenever you see someone talking about how clinton can’t get to 2025 WITHOUT mention the same thing about Obama, the person should henceforth be identified as an Obot

So this pretty much seals it on the whole parody troll thing right?

Talk about using lingo as crutch. When you strip out all the borg obot talk this guy has nothing to say. LOLZ BORG is pretty much his whole message no?

 
 

she has the most progressive message and the most progressive policies

say
what

 
 

Yeah, he’s got a website where all the substance is, big deal, who reads a website?

I dunno, who?

 
 

At present Obama is 176 delegates away from clinching the nomination.

obot alert.

Obama has 1850 pledged delegates from caucuses and primaries. In order to “clinch” the nomination he needs 2025 (without FL/MI) or 2209 (without completely disenfranchising voters in two key states).

NEW RULE:
Any time someone says or implies that its possible to “clinch” the nomination based on what super-delegates (i.e. people who can, and have, changed their minds) have said to date shall henceforth be referred to as an “Obot”

 
 

I think someone’s ben nipping at the cooking sherry.

 
 

I have to pronounce that Rugged is by far the best troll we have around here.

In the spirit of disunity I ahve to violently disagree. The Truth is the best troll since the first Gary Ruppert.

 
 

for super lolz, do some googling on ol’ p_luk

he’s apparently a more subtle Gary Ruppert (although no hits on wrestling boards yet)

 
 

That tears it. If I don’t get the nomination I’m voting McCain. Or Nader. Or staying home or something.

 
 

McCain can’t focus on tearing down Obama because there’s still a chance he won’t be the nominee

Sadly, No. Look at the wingnet. Look on the op-ed pages. The nutters have already moved on to dissing Obama. Hell, Kristol even likes Hillary now.

by raising “right-wing talking points” now in the primary and forcing Obama to deal with them, she blunts their effectiveness if McCain were try to use them in the fall

Pure psycobabble.

the ongoing primary keeps the media focused on the Democratic Party, and there’s no such thing as bad publicity; Obama can use all the name recognition he can get. I still wouldn’t really know who he is, if the only info source I had was the media.

Which is fine, and as I said way up yonder, I’d have no problem with Hillary sticking around as long as she was shoving it in the craw of McCain/GOP. Which, Sadly, No!, she ain’t doing.

Yeah, he’s got a website where all the substance is, big deal, who reads a website? I bet even half his most ardent supporters don’t know exactly what’s on his friggin’ website! So quit pointing to that as the ultimate answer to any questions about Obama’s “lack of substance.” I don’t want to read his fucking website, I want HIM to fucking TELL ME himself what he stands for.

Unless you’ve got a flying DeLorean on hand, we aren’t going back to the days when politicans could pontificate for 6 hours at a time. And he has told you what he stands for…in writing. So, you know, go read it. Bragging about your laziness is some weak shit, man.

 
 

No way. the Truth and Gary have no where near the imaginative chops that Rugged possesses. Come on, when did The Truth ever obsess about pelicans?

 
 

without completely disenfranchising voters in two key states

You can blame the party dudes for that one.

 
 

Theory: White working class people decide elections.

Yeah, um, see, the thing is, votes decide elections. If you don’t have enough of them, you don’t get elected.

 
 

p_lukasiak, you’re a damned fool if you think the supers are going to hand Hillary the nomination at this point. It’s as simple as that.

 
 

NEW RULE:
Anyone who has never commented here before this thread and thinks it’s somehow clever to declare “new rules” shall henceforth be referred to as an “Asshat”.

Please adjust all future posts accordingly.

 
 

Shalom, gentlemen.

(looks around)

Wow, screw this. The fact is, I’m outta here.

 
 

obot alert. obot alert. Danger Will Robinson. obot alert!

 
 

Damn, p_, you have less of a life than I do.

And you still don’t get to make any rulez, dawg.

You have no standing here. Go Back and Bug Cole!

(Sorry, John, but he was yours first.)

 
 

Rugged took the lead with the pelicans and badgers. How can you lose with pelicans and badgers?

 
 

whenever you see someone talking about how clinton can’t get to 2025 WITHOUT mention the same thing about Obama, the person should henceforth be identified as an Obot

Woo hoo. I’m an obot. I love how math is now the immortal enemy of the Clinton campaign. Plus I’ve said numerous times how much I hate Hillary and wouldn’t vote for her if she was the nominee, so I’m in the tank right?

Also straw man, I didn’t say Obama could win without SD… he can’t either… Just his job is much easier than Clinton’s. He will have a majority of pledged delegates by May 20th. There is a good chance by that time he will lead in SD as well. Thus the argument to the remaining SDs will be: So are you going to vote against the popular vote and pledged delegate leader? It isn’t mate, it’s mate in 3 moves. If Hillary is smart (and I keep hearing how much she is), she tips her king over late May early June, and exits gracefully.

 
 

I wonder what Prussian Blue is up to these days …

 
 

NEW RULE:
Bill Maher sues for gimmick infringement

 
 

luk luk, you already call all Obama supporters Obots. While we appreciate that you realize you should have rules to reign in your childish behavior, it’s rather pointless when you just use it as a blanket term for all Obama supporters.

 
 

Yeah, I have to say: I may have clawed my way up to “elitist” status, but most of my family is pretty blue-collar. And they really don’t think Hillary comes across as genuine. They would vote for her against McCain, sure, but they prefer Obama, for pretty much exactly that reason.

Yeah, it’s hard for Hills to pass herself off as working class when the cameramen following her around filmed her unable to figure out how to operate a fucking coffee machine.

I am related to working class people. And quite frankly, they don’t want someone like them in the White House. They didn’t even need the example of Chimpy to realize that a beer-chugging tv watchin dude was a poor choice to have their finger on the Button. A working class Preznit is neither needed nor wanted. Genuine and honest however would be swell.

Oh, and for the record, she ended up getting a cappuccino that day!

 
 

Wilentz’s opinions aren’t facts, you see.

but wilentz’ facts are facts. I personally think that Wilentz goes overboard in his interpretation of events. But the facts he cites are facts, and pointing to things that aren’t ‘facts’ doesn’t make the facts disappear.

and while I can’t be absolutely 100% certain, I’m 99.9999999% sure that you’ve taken as gospel truth reporting based on “unnamed” sources that confirm your own opinions/beliefs/prejudices, and only get skeptical about such sources when they say things you don’t want to hear.

 
 

NEW RULE:
Bill Maher Elementary School sues for gimmick infringement

Fixed.

 
JAF Rusty Shackeford
 

p_lukasiak said,

May 8, 2008 at 21:57

At present Obama is 176 delegates away from clinching the nomination.

obot alert.

Obama has 1850 pledged delegates from caucuses and primaries. In order to “clinch” the nomination he needs 2025 (without FL/MI) or 2209 (without completely disenfranchising voters in two key states).

NEW RULE:
Any time someone says or implies that its possible to “clinch” the nomination based on what super-delegates (i.e. people who can, and have, changed their minds) have said to date shall henceforth be referred to as an “Obot”

Quick question – has any Super Delegate switched their vote from Obama to Clinton?

 
 

Oh, great. Now E.W. has summoned the neo-nazis to the thread.

 
 

NEW RULE:

When we pass 700 comments in one thread, someone has to post something, anything new.

kthxbai

 
 

I personally think that Wilentz goes overboard in his interpretation of events.

Says the dood who’s gonna sit out the election because of these events.

Niiiiice.

 
 

Please supply the specifics regarding how Hillary will win.

Sure, no problemo! Pinned to the top of the front page at Kos, it’s right there:

Total delegates remaining: 484.5
Delegates needed by Clinton: 328.5

All she has to do is win about 67.8018576% of the remaining uncommitted delegates. Improbable? Yes. Impossible? No. Though that .5 of a delegate might be dicey.

1964 Philadelphia Collapse

At the end of play on September 20, 1964, the Phillies led both the Cardinals and Reds, who were tied for second place, by 6 ½ games. At the end of play on September 27, the Reds led the second place Phillies by a full game. In seven days, the Phillies lost a 6-½ game lead and were never again in first place.

 
Johnny Coelacanth
 

Dear Jeebus, please give me back the two hours I just spent reading and commenting on this thread. I promise not to touch myself ever again, or at least until I get out of the shower.

 
 

NEW RULE:

The candidate who gets a half pound of pata negra delivered to my front door by the first Tuesday of November gets my vote.

ANOTHER NEW RULE:

Real presidential candidates and their supporters drink their espresso black.

 
 

even assuming that it was a piece of shit, it was a very small piece of shit that was wrapped up in tons of political gold.

DING DING DING DING!!

We have a winner!

Now listen very carefully. I’ll use small words.

One of the major reasons I support Obama is HE TELLS ME THE FUCKING TRUTH!! He doesn’t necessarily tell me what he thinks I want to hear, or lie to me because it’s politically expedient, or piss down my back and tell me the rain is quite warm this time of year.

Obama represents an approach many of us have been desperate for. He doesn’t assume I’m stupid, he doesn’t pander, he lays it on the table and talks about things with us like we’re fucking grownups with a stake in our own futures and the brains to understand the fucking issues.

Hillary, McCain, Bush, Clinton – it’s not that their IDEAS are the same. It’s that their METHODS are…

mikey

 
 

NEW RULE THE THIRD:

Refrain from reading the comments that precede your own. It makes the thread more palatable.

 
 

NEW RULE:
Any time someone says or implies that its possible to “clinch” the nomination based on what super-delegates (i.e. people who can, and have, changed their minds) have said to date shall henceforth be referred to as an “Obot”

Yup, because if the roles were reversed I wouldn’t be telling an Obama supporter that he had no mathematical chance to win the nomination. I would be saying things like “he can still win ’cause, umm, mumble… mumble” so it has to go on longer. You truly are an asshat. By your reckoning this has to go to a fight on the floor of the convention because the supers can change their minds? Would you say the same thing if Clinton had the lead in pledged delegates but needed the supers?

 
Johnny Coelacanth
 

New Rule:

Every time pluk sez “obot” take a drink.

 
 

p_lukasiak, you’re a damned fool if you think the supers are going to hand Hillary the nomination at this point. It’s as simple as that.

the point I’m making isn’t whether its likely that Clinton will get the support of enough superdelegates in the immediate future to become the presumptive nominee.

my guess is that its highly unlikely right now.

my point is that Obama supporters are full of crap, have had it pointed out to them that they are full of crap, and repeat the same crap anyway.

Obots are stating as FACTS things that are not facts, or are highly selective facts.

That is a fact.

 
 

and while I can’t be absolutely 100% certain, I’m 99.9999999% sure that you’ve taken as gospel truth reporting based on “unnamed” sources that confirm your own opinions/beliefs/prejudices, and only get skeptical about such sources when they say things you don’t want to hear.

Some say you’re awfully dense.

 
 

In case anyone is wondering why we think there’s some serious misogyny issues at work here, and that there’s just a little bit of a cult of personality surrounding Obama, I give you Wil Wheaton:

As many of you know, I’m an enthusiastic Barack Obama supporter. I have never been so excited or inspired by a candidate — or, really, any leader — in my life, and I view this election as an historical opportunity — maybe even a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity — to not only save my country from the disaster wrought by Bush and Cheney, but fundamentally change how my government interacts with the rest of the world, and how it works for me and my fellow Americans.

That’s just so beautiful, and tragic, it brings a tear to my eye. Is there anything that Obama is not seen to have or be in the process of transcending? Again, I ask, change in what direction?

Then there comes the subtext: Hillary is trying to deny him his wankfest

Knowing all of that, I’m sure it will come as no surprise that over the last 10 weeks or so, I’ve gone from respecting to feeling sorry for to actively despising Hillary Clinton.

Yes, sadly it comes as no big surprise that, the more transcendentally enthusiastic he has become about the big but subtle changes Obama has the promise to implement, the more he has come to hate, hate Hillary for ruining the party.

It’s over. She knows it’s over. It’s been over for almost three months

Then why worry so much?

No, it’s all about her. It’s about her ego. … It’s particularly galling, because she can only win if her campaign can force Democratic superdelegates (one of the worst creations in the history of politics) to tell millions of Democratic voters — many of them first time voters who, like me, finally feel truly inspired by someone — to go fuck themselves.

Careful folks, this is true believerism in action. I don’t think you’re prepared for the fallout. You’ve heard it said that hope is a dangerous thing….because when you let people down, they become more cynical than ever. I for one don’t feel that we should throw away this election on a feel-good wankfest for first-timers who finally feel “inspired” over a weak bromide of bipartisan happy talk.

Does anyone have anything to support or discredit this, because it’s pretty worrisome. Not one of those things you’d want to just explain away without some pretty solid evidence:

http://hominidviews.com/?p=1504
http://hominidviews.com/?page_id=1160

 
 

Obots are stating as FACTS things that are not facts, or are highly selective facts.

Shorter luk luk,

“The supporters of the candidate I don’t prefer are telling met that 98% certainty is 100%, therefore I want McCain to win.”

 
 

Gary, someone’s pushing in on your proprietary domain of factuality. The fact is, you better act fast.

 
 

We are only discussing politics because we ran out of poop jokes.

And when the dire warnings of a poop joke gap were being disseminated, did we listen? Noooooooo.

Hey Toby – you gotta plug a Magic Wand in – they don’t take batteries.

 
 

Uhm, where’s the sexism there?

Also, Wil Wheaton???

 
 

Hey guys. Yo. What’s up?

I like Hillary. It’s cool that you guys like Obama, but I prefer Hillary for a bunch o’ reasons. It would be shame to miss a historic first of a woman president but really she’s just the better candidate. More experienced, tougher. She knows how to handle the GOP noise machine and has a long resume of impressive accomplishments.

Her chances look slim, but she can still pull this one out. If any of you have yet to vote I encourage you to do some more research into the issues, I think you’ll find Hillary is the better choice.

That said, if Hillary can’t pull it out I’ll gladly vote Obama in the general because while he’s no Hillary he’s no McCain either.

 
Johnny Coelacanth
 

Some say you’re awfully dense,
stubborn, bloody minded and arrogant
hard of thinking, full of pride
your dog won’t hunt
your horse won’t ride
attacks on Hillary cause such pain
you’d much prefer
president McCain

 
 

All right, I’m hopping on the shuttle and going home. Keep the thread warm for me, ok guys? I expect a lot of new thread rules when I get there.

Also, can someone else explain to liberalrob why his last sports comeback comparison was a bad one? kthxbai.

 
 

Has someone directed some of our new found friends to this?

 
 

All she has to do is win about 67.8018576% of the remaining uncommitted delegates. Improbable? Yes. Impossible? No.

So you’re saying there’s a chance…

 
 

Unless a Democrat is an asshole of Joe Lieberman proportions – that is, unless they repeatedly throw everyone in the party under the damn bus – then they deserve to be defended from BS right-wing attacks, no exceptions.

Welllllllll

 
 

By your reckoning this has to go to a fight on the floor of the convention because the supers can change their minds? Would you say the same thing if Clinton had the lead in pledged delegates but needed the supers?

I’d be calling her “the presumptive nominee”, and I wouldn’t be lying about “the math.”

here’s a hypothetical for you. Suppose that the right-wing noise machine goes into full gear in the next three months, and by the time the convention is held, Obama is down by double digits in all but a handful of states.

Should super-delegates who supported Obama in part because they assumed he was electable be allowed to change their minds without being vilified by Obama supporters? Will you insist that he be the nominee, on the off chance that pictures of John McCain with both a dead girl AND a live boy get published?

 
 

and while I can’t be absolutely 100% certain, I’m 99.9999999% sure that you’ve taken as gospel truth reporting based on “unnamed” sources that confirm your own opinions/beliefs/prejudices

I probably have. Do you think that’s ok? Is this an admission that you’re taking as gospel truth reporting simply because it confirms your own opinions/beliefes/prejudices? Sure sounds like it.

And it’s worse than “unnamed sources”, it’s stuff that was pushed by the Clinton campaign, as Wilentz himself admits w/r/t the the Bradley effect stuff, with a conflation of “newspaper columnists” with “the Obama campaign” to give the thin allegations extra weight. Surely a principled and rigorous researcher such as yourself would never base something as important as your vote on such dishonest hackwork. So why do it now?

 
 

Iris, you’re calling Wil Wheaton out on misogyny?

And you don’t see the “hard-working, working white people” quote as containing any racism?

I want some of whatever it is you took this morning. Seriously.

 
 

Every time pluk sez “obot” take a drink.

Even drinking water you’d die.

 
 

Iris, are you kidding? An argument against Obama that references…Wesley Crusher?

 
 

D’oh, kenga, I knew there was something I was forgetting!

But I’m not sure that’s the way to get rid of her…

Backstory on Wil Wheaton – John Cole just linked to his blog.

So Iris is feverishly going from blog to blog, certain that she will get someone, anyone to take her seriously.

 
 

1964 Philadelphia Collapse

That’s nice and all, but a lost state still nets you delegates, while a lost game nets nothing in baseball.

Still, the optimism is kind of sweet.

 
 

here’s a hypothetical for you.

This is why you fail.
This is why you fail.
This is why
This is why
This is why you fail.

 
Johnny Coelacanth
 

Wil Wheaton is not a misogynist. He can’t be a misogynist. His mom was the medical officer on the Enterprise, for God’s sake.

 
 

INDISPUTABLE FACT:

Really long threads increase the possibility of a visit by Bruce. It happened with Dogstar. It can happen again!

 
 

Suppose that the right-wing noise machine goes into full gear in the next three months,

They won’t even need to, as Clinton will do it for them. Maybe she’ll write an op-ed for Scaife’s rag about how the hard-working Americans are white.

 
 

Obama has 1850 pledged delegates from caucuses and primaries. In order to “clinch” the nomination he needs 2025 (without FL/MI) or 2209 (without completely disenfranchising voters in two key states).

About that “disenfranchisement”….stop using that word.

The Democratic Party is a private entity. No one is “entitled” to vote in an event sponsored by that private entity except on the say-so of the party and in accordance with the party’s rules. You have no constitutional right to participate in selecting the party’s standard-bearer. Obviously it’s in the party’s best interest to involve as many people as possible, but it’s not a right – it’s a privilege. And you know what happens when you break rules? You lose privileges. There is no such thing as “disenfranchisement” in a party primary for all the reasons given.

And that’s all that need be said about Michigan and Florida.

 
 

You know, I sure hate that the primary schedule generally makes the election in Oregon a farce. I wish a more equitable system could be instituted to avoid the ludicrous Iowa/New Hampshire pander dance. If if the Oregon state Democratic Party decided to move our primary up, and the national party informed us that the results of the primary didn’t count, I’d consider the Oregon DP boneheads and the national DP assholes.

If the Oregon DP, in the face of completely disenfranchising their voters, proceeded to hold the early primary, I’d consider them both boneheads and assholes; if all but one candidate pulled out as a result, I’d be kicking someone in the mouth — and it’d be whatever boneheaded asshole decided to throw their state’s delegates away.

The Democratic Party’s primary schedule sucks. It would have been far smarter to broker a deal, or let Florida and Michigan get away with it and promise a review and restructuring of the primary system. As a result of this brinksmanship between the national and state parties, two states have been disenfranchised — regardless of whether the delegates are seated. The delegates cannot be said to be representative, despite however inevitable the results were in your head.

 
 

Should super-delegates who supported Obama in part because they assumed he was electable be allowed to change their minds without being vilified by Obama supporters?

Obots don’t change their minds. Obots support Obama.

Fail.

 
Johnny Coelacanth
 

723 comments and counting. We can push this past the 1K mark, people!

 
 

That said, if Hillary can’t pull it out I’ll gladly vote Obama in the general because while he’s no Hillary he’s no McCain either.

I love you.

 
 

NEW RULE: When waving your magic wand to make trolls and idiots disappear, refrain mightily from doing it furtively.

Wave it proudly! Wave it like a tree bough in a Force 4 gale wind! Wave it for America!!

 
Johnny Coelacanth
 

Wave it like a GOP senator in an airport bathroom!

 
 

Should super-delegates who supported Obama in part because they assumed he was electable be allowed to change their minds without being vilified by Obama supporters? Will you insist that he be the nominee, on the off chance that pictures of John McCain with both a dead girl AND a live boy get published?

Of course not. I’ll even go one more – he could be DEAD by the convention. Then I definately want delegates to switch, unpledged and otherwise. We aren’t asking anyone to pass a law, or really even demanding that Hillary drop out. All I have seen any Obama supporter on this site ask is:
1) Try not to give McCain too many clips to use in attack ads against Obama
2) If Obama is the nominee, vote Obama over McCain.

 
 

DA, I saw the question in your update. I’ve made the case for my Obama skepticism in my (I expect) swan song from posting about Hillary vs. Obama.

Your claim that we think Hillary is perfect is nothin’ but a straw man. In fact, when I endorsed Hillary, it was with a belief that Obama might be a little better than she is on policy, though recent weeks have convinced me otherwise, but only by a little. They’re both centrists, and their voting records aren’t all that different.

But their framing and their campaign tactics have been markedly different, and that says a lot to me about character and about how they’ll move hearts and minds to reclaim this country. I like what Hillary’s been putting out there a whole lot better. It’s not perfection by a longshot, but I get from her respect for the reasons I’ve been a lifetime Democrat, and from Obama I get disregard, condescension, and a fundamental denial of today’s political realities. I’m well aware that there are scads of people who are convinced that Hillary is the low-blow artist, yadda yadda yadda, but I’d rather trust my lyin’ eyes, and those eyes are horrified at — among other things — the Obama camp’s masterfully orchestrated racism smear that has, it seems, successfully taken the Clintons down.

If you genuinely seek to understand what the likes of me think, please read the linked posts and reflect on the fact that a lot of good progressives feel this way, and most of us (as best I can tell) did not start this race as Hillary partisans.

I have pledged my vote to Barack Obama. I profoundly hope he whips McCain in November and proves me wrong for being a skeptic. I’ve always thought this was a “change year,” and that most any Democrat will win.

What I’ve heard from Obama about “change” and “hope” and “unity” seems like a bunch of empty feelgood malarkey that’s making a new generation of voters (and some older ones, too) take their eye off the ball — and become pretty hostile to those who aren’t buying this fewfangled faithiness.

Maybe he’ll be so awesome that all that will be a happily forgotten memory before too long. Let us, y’know, hope….

 
 

Although the space allotted here can’t possibly suffice to elaborate in detail on the long list of Obots’s hectoring precepts — including the squalid, the dangerous, the mawkish, and especially the mentally deficient — I’ll use what little space I have to reach out for things with permanence, things beyond wealth and comfort and pleasure, things that have real meaning. Perhaps before going on, I should describe Obots to you. Obots is gutless, disagreeable, and distasteful. Furthermore, it yearns to adopt approaches that have not been tested to try to solve problems that have not been well-defined. We are at war. Don’t think we’re not just because you’re not stepping over dead bodies in the streets. We’re at war with Obots’s indecent slogans. We’re at war with its unimaginative indiscretions. And we’re at war with its anti-democratic, offensive epigrams. As in any war, we ought to be aware of the fact that Obots likes to quote all of the saccharine, sticky moralisms about “human rights” and the evils of pessimism. But as soon as we stop paying attention, it invariably instructs its associates to envelop us in a nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror. Then, when someone notices, the pattern repeats from the beginning. Though this game may seem perverse beyond belief to any sane individual it makes perfect sense in light of Obots’s belligerent, collectivism-oriented manifestos.

Obots’s propaganda machine once said that Obots would never seek vengeance on those unrepentant souls who persist in challenging its monographs. So much for credibility! To those readers who believe that women are crazed Pavlovian sex-dogs who will salivate at any object even remotely phallic in shape, you have not been paying attention. Finally, any one of the points I made in this letter could be turned into a complete research paper, but the conclusion of each would be the same: According to the dictionary, “Obots-ism” is “any of a set of apologues that move sinister boosterism from the disgusting fringe into a realm of respectability”.

 
kind of an off white
 

Iris actually as a point–that “psycho ex-girlfriend” bit struck me as pretty sexist, and I’m a sammich fan, not given to taking offense at such things.

Also, my VCR totally nailed Eastern Standard time about 4 and a half hours ago.

 
 

NEW RULE: When using the complaint generator, limit the resulting screed to one paragraph and make sure the terms you program in are amusing!

Always.

 
 

here’s a hypothetical for you. Suppose that the right-wing noise machine goes into full gear in the next three months, and by the time the convention is held, Obama is down by double digits in all but a handful of states.

Well shit, p, why even bother with delegates? Why not just let the polls pick our candidate?

For that matter, why bother with voting at all? Opinion polls can decide who the president should be. Never mind that the decision will be made by a lot of people who can’t be bothered to learn anything about who’s running or actually get off their asses to go vote – I’m sure those 30 second attack ads will provide them with all the information they need to tell a pollster who they think should be president.

 
Johnny Coelacanth
 

“Obots would never seek vengeance on those unrepentant souls who persist in challenging its monographs”

Hey, you challenge my monographs, you die. Simple as that.

 
 

the Obama camp’s masterfully orchestrated racism smear that has, it seems, successfully taken the Clintons down.

Well, that and, you know, more people voting for him than her.

 
 

NEW RULE: When discussing politics, NEVER evoke any Star Trek series. Same goes double for Star Wars movies.

Never. None. Nada.

 
 

Yumpin fucking yiminy!

I had a lovely lunch – a Tavern Pup and Terminator Stout Milkshake at my neighborhood McMenamins. Aahhh.

But there’s now over 700 comments and I’ll be damned if I’m going to wade through this pool of dreck even it means missing some of RB’s (as always) excellent commentary. Hell, I’m probably missing some Smut too which is a damn shame. And there’s not nearly enough profanity in here people!

Please please please, kill this monster; just shoot it in the head already. Otherwise, I’ll be forced to do actual work, damnit.

 
 

Obots is gutless, disagreeable, and distasteful.

Hyuk. Obots is just no damned good! Sheeyit!

 
 

Yeah, I’m calling him out.

she refuses to put party and country over personal ambition and drop out of the race, forcing Barack Obama to not only run against McCain and the Media, but also against her.

Poor Barack, that he was forced against his will to hurl charges of racism against 2 Democratic party icons completely without foundation….all because Hillary wouldn’t quit the race! She made him do it! Any woman will recognize that rationalization, and I’m sorry if that’s ‘playing gender politics’ but that’s one of the double standards to which Clinton has been held. The fact that it’s so hard for some to recognize is evidence to me of its insidiousness.

 
Johnny Coelacanth
 

Who would Yoda vote for? I mean, I’m pretty sure I know who Jar Jar Binks is going to pull the lever for, but Yoda is the opinion leader to watch in this race.

 
 

Iris wrote: “She’s not quitting and she’s nowhere near giving up. ”

Great. But at this point, she’s like a person in the Boston Marathon running in a bear costume.

She can’t win, so the only question is whether she’ll lose at the finish line, or sooner.

 
 

Peej,

It’s hilarious! Marita sez we can make up rules ‘n’ everything! Go crazy, man!

 
 

POSTING IN A LEGENDARY THREAD

 
 

p_lukasiak said Obama has 1850 pledged delegates from caucuses and primaries. In order to “clinch” the nomination he needs 2025 (without FL/MI) or 2209 (without completely disenfranchising voters in two key states).

NEW RULE:
Any time someone says or implies that its possible to “clinch” the nomination based on what super-delegates (i.e. people who can, and have, changed their minds) have said to date shall henceforth be referred to as an “Obot”

…even Ms. Clinton’s top aides acknowledged the daunting task the former first lady now faces to capture the Democratic nomination.

Mr. Obama has now accumulated an estimated 1,845 of the 2,025 delegates needed to clinch the Democratic nomination under current party rules. Ms. Clinton has won 1,693.

Even if contested Michigan and Florida delegations are seated, Ms. Clinton’s campaign said the New York senator would likely still trail Obama by about 100 delegates after the final primaries.
http://www.nationalpost.com/news/world/story.html?id=499115

 
 

Johnny,

I’m giving you a stern look right now!!

Violating a new rule mere seconds after it is implemented?

For shame! For shame!

 
 

Sorry, Doodle, no choice on the terms. It is Automatic.

 
 

PeeJ: Which McMenamin’s? I’m trying to make an accounting of which ones pour decent beer and which ones apparently use it as drain cleaner first.

 
 

this may be the longest thread in SN history
744 comments

 
 

Poor Barack, that he was forced against his will to hurl charges of racism against 2 Democratic party icons completely without foundation

Specific example please, or STFU.

 
 

And you don’t see the “hard-working, working white people” quote as containing any racism?

Not inherently, no. Is that so hard to believe? If Obama has the African American vote locked up, as he supposedly does, is it so awful that Clinton would appeal to another of the Democrats’ natural constituencies? You have really gone off the deep end with this racism garbage. You will never find a more anti-racist person than myself, and you’re committing a big mistake. You want to split the party, fine, but I remind you that Obama was supposed to be the ‘unity’ candidate? Get back with me when you figure out what went wrong…

 
 

The main problem with the Complaint Gnerator is that it doesn’t have much Muscle.

 
Johnny Coelacanth
 

Sorry, Doodle. I meant to say, who would the Cylons vote for?

Roslin ’08. So Say We All.

 
 

oh man how did I miss “icons”

this shit is genius

 
 

Who would Yoda vote for? I mean, I’m pretty sure I know who Jar Jar Binks is going to pull the lever for, but Yoda is the opinion leader to watch in this race.

Samuel L. Jackson will I vote for. Call yourself a fan, do you? Much to learn, have you, young grasshopper. Oh sorry. Karate Kid that is.

 
 

Iris: If you can’t see how grouping together “hard-working people” and “white people” as opposed to Obama’s base is racist, I think that says all that needs to be said. It also has nothing to do with you being racist, but you being blind to overtly racist statements as long as they support your football team.

 
 

T4toby, At least you aren’t rickrolling us. I guess that counts for something, right?

(and I’m just snarking. The Pointer Sisters and Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy kept me sane on a wild, 3.5 day, solo cross-country drive I did way back in Ought-91…)

 
 

NUEVA REGLA:

Senator Clinton is required to stay in the race through the Puerto Rico primary. It is imperative that J— be entertained by both Democratic candidates’ attempts to speak Spanish and sport guayaberas in their efforts to woo voters on the island.

 
 

Specific example please, or STFU.

How about “Bill Clinton used the race card in SC” If Obama didn’t support his campaign making this claim, why did he stand by? And can we say ‘kitchen sink politics’?

 
 

Bill and Hillary Clintons sure are icons of the Democratic party, yep. Seems to me the Dems could use some iconoclasts.

 
 

My Clinton just died tensely after nearly 134 minutes – she was the love of my sloppy idiotic life. What she had was an irritated carapace and if I had the money she would have lived many more years. She used to cross those legs with that sense of concentration each time she used the litter-box.

 
 

Using the “Obot” moniker for Obama supporters is lame. It’s like Playstation 3 fans calling people who prefer the Xbox 360 Xbots.

Protip: If it’s lame in videogame fanboy bickering then it is REALLY lame in Democratic primary bickering.

Plus…as others have said before…it makes absolutely no sense to me the Clinton supporters who trumpet her “progressive” policies and positions say that they will vote for conservative McCain in November. Really?!?

I am an Obama supporter, but if Clinton somehow wins the nomination I would happily vote for her in November.

 
 

And it’s worse than “unnamed sources”, it’s stuff that was pushed by the Clinton campaign, as Wilentz himself admits w/r/t the the Bradley effect stuff, with a conflation of “newspaper columnists” with “the Obama campaign” to give the thin allegations extra weight. Surely a principled and rigorous researcher such as yourself would never base something as important as your vote on such dishonest hackwork. So why do it now?

because in addition to the facts about which you are skeptical (and which the Obama campaign has not disputed), there are facts that are indisputable.

do you dispute what Jesse Jackson Jr. said?

do you dispute that when the campaign was asked to comment on Bill Gray’s statement that it was “outrageous” that some Obama supporters were taking Clinton’s statement about MLK and LBJ as racist that Obama spokesman said “no comment” but ““Voters have to decide for themselves what they think about those comments.”

Do you dispute that the Obama campaign put out the “how to play the race card” memo — and that no one was fired for doing so?

That’s just a few facts that I believe are beyond dispute — also beyond dispute is that when a Clinton supporter did say something that could be construed as “racially insensitive” they were off the campaign — and that no one in the Obama campaign has ever been fired for race-baiting.

 
 

NUEVA REGLA:

Those aren’t even words!

 
 

Rickrolling. I learned something new.

 
 

RULE WRITTEN IN STONE:

Regardless of the number of comments attached to a particular Sadly, No! post, there is only one Long Thread.

 
 

Oh and how about Mickey Kantor? “White n****rs,” anyone? And it was a complete fabrication. Whether it was a ratfucking or not, the Obama campaign welcomed and fostered these things as an escape from their own problems.

 
 

NEW RULE: O.K. you clowns, when discussing politics nobody can evoke any science fiction writing, movie or tv series. My mentioning HGTTG in passing just up there doesn’t count!

I was discussing insane cross-country drives, not politics.

 
 

How about “Bill Clinton used the race card in SC” If Obama didn’t support his campaign making this claim, why did he stand by? And can we say ‘kitchen sink politics’?

I said specific example. Who said “Bill Clinton used the race card in SC”?

 
 

If Obama has the African American vote locked up, as he supposedly does, is it so awful that Clinton would appeal to another of the Democrats’ natural constituencies?

Alright, fine, it’s too subtle for you. Because she is losing that way. There just aren’t enough poor ignorant white people. She chose one demographic over all others, betting that it would get her a majority of Democrats, and it didn’t. Obama’s slice of the electorate is bigger. Sucks, I know, but that’s democracy, kids.

 
 

Djur: Pool and Tavern (I think that’s the name of it) on NW trendy-third near Thurman. (in PDX, of course)

The Terminator Stout milkshake was excellent although I don’t know if varying quality of the brew would make a big dent in the overall concoction.

We get to make rules?

NEW RULE: Commenters must include one or more profane words per submitted comment. ‘Hillary’ counts as a profanity. ‘Obama’ does not.

 
 

faux bipartisan malarkey
Please see Coburn-Obama, Lugar-Obama. If you or Tom or whoever really really does care about progressive (or at least “good and sober”) legislation, such as the above bills against nuclear proliferation and government financial transparency, his record of authored bills is better than hers. (Their voting records are similar).

To those still charging him with being an “empty suit,” this post is filled with linky-goodness to the many, many substantive policies that he works for and continues to work for. Comparison of both Clinton’s and Obama’s sponsored legislation here and here. Yes, I lean heavily on that site for posts, but she did a lot of legwork to compile the data (and all bills are listed by number, if you want to verify).

 
 

Did you see that Gav and Marita may show up in your fair city, PeeJ?

And that it may also include your favorite Naderoid, t4toby?

 
 

Iris: If you can’t see how grouping together “hard-working people” and “white people” as opposed to Obama’s base is racist, I think that says all that needs to be said. It also has nothing to do with you being racist, but you being blind to overtly racist statements as long as they support your football team.

Wrong! “Hard-working people” as opposed to relatively comfortable people who can afford self-actualizing but empty slogans of change.

 
 

California Sen. Dianne Feinstein, one of Clinton’s earliest and most staunch supporters, said she now wants a clear explanation on how [Clinton] plans to win the nomination.

“I think the race is reaching the point now where there are negative dividends from it, in terms of strife within the party,” said Feinstein. “I think we need to prevent that as much as we can.”

Ms. Clinton also endured a symbolic setback when former senator George McGovern, the Democratic presidential nominee in 1972, switched his support to Mr. Obama.

Mr. Obama has won the nomination “by any practical test,” said Mr. McGovern, who is not a superdelegate but has been a longtime Clinton friend.

The big question many Democrats are now asking is how vigorously Ms. Clinton will contest upcoming primaries. After West Virginia, votes are still to be held in Kentucky, Oregon, Puerto Rico, Montana and South Dakota.

If she decides to “end with a scorched-earth” campaign against Mr. Obama, Ms. Clinton could do irreversible damage to his general election campaign hopes, said [Michael] Munger[, a political scientist at Duke University in Durham, N.C.]

“At some point you’ve got to say, let’s stop sniping at each other,” he said. “It doesn’t matter now who wins, it matters how the loser loses.”

 
 

My Clinton just died tensely after nearly 134 minutes – she was the love of my sloppy idiotic life. What she had was an irritated carapace and if I had the money she would have lived many more years. She used to cross those legs with that sense of concentration each time she used the litter-box.

And after a long day wrestling with the noobs, an inside joke for the win.

 
 

Oh and how about Mickey Kantor? “White n****rs,” anyone? And it was a complete fabrication. Whether it was a ratfucking or not, the Obama campaign welcomed and fostered these things as an escape from their own problems.

Some shit somebody put on youtube? How is Obama responsible for that? How, exactly, did they welcome it?

You can’t provide specifics, because they don’t exist.

 
 

Obots are the Nazis of liberal fascism.

Just wanted to make that clear.

 
 

You want to split the party, fine, but I remind you that Obama was supposed to be the ‘unity’ candidate?

Obama has captured some of the working-class-white-low-income vote. Not a majority. But not zero.

Hillary, meanwhile, has been offering goose eggs in the African-American department.

Additionally, Obama has more delegates/votes than does Hillary.

NEW RULE: Give it up, man.

 
 

Wrong! “Hard-working people” as opposed to relatively comfortable people who can afford self-actualizing but empty slogans of change.

Ok, but everyone still gets one vote and Clinton didn’t get enough of them. Maybe you think her voters are better people, but we all have a voice here.

 
 

relatively comfortable people who can afford self-actualizing but empty slogans of change.

Yeah, inner-city blacks sure do have it easy.

 
 

NEW RULE:

NO MORE FUCKING NEW RULEZ!!!1!SQUAREROOT OF 12321!!!!11!

 
 

Pure psycobabble.

Says you, D.N. And with no spell-check, to boot.

 
 

T4toby,

You are just no fun.

 
 

“Hard-working people” as opposed to relatively comfortable people who can afford self-actualizing but empty slogans of change.

Anyone who uses the phrase “self-actualizing” is not, themselves, a working class blue collar worker and can please quit pretending to be at one with the dock workers and coal miners and truck drivers.

 
 

Guys, remember when we were talking about 420 comment? Those were the days, right?

Memories….

 
 

Say, how well is that Massachusetts insurance plan that Hillary is emulating working out for working class people. I won’t specify race, but if anyone has that stat I can’t stop them from breaking it down along those lines.

 
 

Well shit, p, why even bother with delegates? Why not just let the polls pick our candidate?

so, you’d rather saddle the democrats with a nominee that would almost certainly lose who can only get the nomination with the support who people who would never have supported him had they known he was going to turn out to be unelectable?

Is that really what you are saying?

Seriously? Do you really care that little about the fate of this country?

I mean, you can still oppose Clinton, and insist that someone besides her be the nominee — but you’d rather see a Republican president?

change you’re nick to Veruca Salt so I know not to pay any attention to you in the future.

 
Douche Baggins
 

I miss Bruce…

 
 

[In which I think so little of myself I am going to be comment #783*]

While lots of folks seem to think that the Democratic candidate is a cinch to defeat McCain, I certainly don’t. I am no big fan of Clinton or Obama, and there hasn’t been a presidential candidate yet in 40 years who I was a big fan of. But I’ll vote for which ever one wins the nomination. Hell I’d vote for a dead armadillo with halitosis if it had a (D) after its name. But I do wish that people would just grow the fuck up. It’s hard to believe that people can be this naive about politics and still know how to type.

We’re prepared to walk because we believe in something, and it’s much larger than Hillary Clinton.
[…]
If things have to get worse for the Democratic party to learn a lesson, so be it.

Iris, I don’t know if you’re a arch-Republican plant or just so gushingly in love with Hillary Clinton and in loathe with Barack Obama that you have lost all common sense, but juvenile sentiments like these make you not only stupid, but dangerous, politically speaking. (And I feel the same way about Obama supporters who say similar things, or anyone so unconscionably selfish as to “sit it out this November”.) Please stop.

*Pretentious Goldstein-like title

 
 

Do you dispute that the Obama campaign put out the “how to play the race card” memo — and that no one was fired for doing so?

Yes, I dispute it, because it’s a fucking lie. Liar.

 
 

Ok, but everyone still gets one vote and Clinton didn’t get enough of them. Maybe you think her voters are better people, but we all have a voice here.

What pedestrian said. For the past month, the gist of the Clinton campaign’s argument was that the preference of older white women should count more than the preference of African American voters.

I’ve already explained why that’s a crock, but just to elaborate: no Democrat will get to the White House without the energized support of black voters. They’re a third of the base, or roughly 3 – 4 times as many as older white women.

 
Nim, ham hock of liberty
 

Jesus Christ. Almost 800 posts, and like….zero jokes about K-Lo or Jonah.

Where the fuck did my S, N go?

 
 

I also want to thank Leah and Shystee for sticking up for S,N! over at Corrente. I tried to register to comment over there, but it didn’t take.

Ironically, I believe Lambert does the registration confirmation, D. — or at least he confirmed mine in April…

 
 

Nearly every Obama supporter in this thread is saying they’ll support Hillary if she is the nom. And nearly every Hillary supporter says they will support McCain.

The trolls aren’t Hillary supporters, they’re Limbaugh operatives.

 
 

Re:

NEW RULE:

NO MORE FUCKING NEW RULEZ!!!1!SQUAREROOT OF 12321!!!!11!

NEW DECREE:

t4toby is off the blog roll!

 
 

Says you, D.N.

Says you that says me.

Look, you can think that right-wing smears on Obama now will help him later on. I wouldn’t go around using that as a good excuse, though.

And with no spell-check, to boot.

Oh wow, you got me good on that one. Double points to you.

Thanks for addressing the rest of my post.

 
 

You missed it, Ham-hock. I made three jokes about Jonah around the 500 comment mark.

 
 

awww, j–, I’m sorry!

 
 

Did you see that Gav and Marita may show up in your fair city, PeeJ?
No! When? Why? Do I have to pick them up at the airport or something?

And that it may also include your favorite Naderoid, t4toby?

Er, ummm, okay. Do I have to shake your hand? Cuz you know I can NEVER EVER forgive you for your betrayal of all that is right and decent in the world? Cuz I will never ever gorgive you for causing um….Hillary to unleash her mighty nipple of acid unto the sainted Democrat Party. And by the way, you like Scotch? There’s a nice place in the Pearl that does Scotch flights; they have a fabulous selection.

 
 

The fact is, this p.lumaniac is trolling up the threads, and generally taking attention away from me. Here in the Heartland, we don’t appreciate that at all.

 
Jonah Goldberg
 

I’m a big fat dummy with a stupid book and a Cheeto addiction.

Happy, Nim?

 
 

ONE RULE TO RULE ALL RULES:

Strike first, strike hard, no mercy, sir!

 
 

change you’re nick to Veruca Salt so I know not to pay any attention to you in the future.

Who the fuck do you think you are? I’ve got an idea…Go away and never come back. Then you’ll never have to worry about who uses whose name.

 
 

I think you’re missing the distinction between “opinions” and “feelings.” Jay-Z isn’t Gil Scott Heron, and there are precious few rappers whose lyrics are as politically sophisticated as those of The Last Poets.

JFC – and we Obama supporters are supposed to be Teh Elitists?

Also, I’ll agree that Hillary’s health care plan sounds better on first hearing, but if anyone really thinks that Ms. Big Health Care Industry Contributions Queen is ever gonna do anything that makes the insurance companies even a dime less money is, well, gullible seems like a real good word.

I was an Edwards supporter. I’m now an Obama supporter, although I’ll agree he ain’t all that. What kills me is the way all these Hillary supporters are wanking about Obama needing to do something to win the support of progressives. These are probably the same people who thought John Edwards was talking about fucking class warfare when he proposed his health care plan and making it possible for more students to actually go to college. This really fucking pisses me off. I don’t think, Iris, that “progressive” means what you think it means. If you think Hillary is progressive, or ever was, that is.

And choice? Hillary was running around not all that long ago calling abortion a “tragedy.” Fuck me but some people are dense.

Still! All that being said, I’d vote for her if she stole the nod. But I won’t do it happily. I’ll drink a couple shots and hold my nose real tight and afterwards I’ll go home and vomit, but it isn’t about me and my hard-core libertarian socialist/anarcho-syndicalist political principles. It’s about beating that fucker McCain. And MOST IMPORTANTLY IT’S ABOUT GETTING SOMEONE TO NOT VETO PROGRESSIVE LEGISLATION SENT TO THEM BY CONGRESS AND NOT APPOINT INSANE CHRISTIAN LOONIES TO THE SUPREME COURT.

Ahem . . .

Oh, a little demographic information about me, for the grist mill. I’m a 46 year old white single mother who has never made more than $34,000 in her life and who is currently living on student loans and Pell money and food stamps and who listens to baroque and alternative rock and reads prolifically. I am going to be the first person in my immediate family to graduate from college. I’ve lived in Des Moines, Iowa most of my life. I guess I don’t fit into the nice little Obama niche nor do I fit into the Hillary niche. Go figure.

Oh, and fuck people who want to make assumptions based on the pure dumbassery of identity politics. A pox on all your houses.

One thing more, although this comment is already ridiculously long. The only thing about this Wright business that bothers me is that smart people like Obama and Clinton have to go to church and profess idiotic religious beliefs in the first place. If a candidate came out and said, “You know, it’s none of your business what I believe or even if I believe. We have separation of church and state in this country. If you don’t like it, bend over and insert your opinion B in slot A.”, I’d vote for him/her, maybe even if he/she was a Republican. (Barring Hitchens.)

 
 

Ok, but everyone still gets one vote and Clinton didn’t get enough of them. Maybe you think her voters are better people, but we all have a voice here.

I think that everyone should be equal under the law, but that common sense should dictate whether the votes of 18,000 people in Idaho should be considered more important in determining the nomination that the votes of 110,000 people in New Jersey.

In fact, common sense should dictate that if the will of some voters has to be ignored, the ones that should be ignored are those from states that Democrats haven’t won since at least the time that Jimmy Carter lost to Reagan — that if we’re gonna piss one candidates supporters off, it should not be the candidates who has the most support in the crucial swing states.

 
 

I’m not a lazy rapper or a thug or a crack dealer or a welfare queen. I make an honest living working the docks, doing whatever it is that dock workers do exactly.

However I voted for Obama, because I was afraid that if I didn’t someone would check out my voting record at the public library and call me a racist. That’s probably the only reason he’s winning.

 
 

p – well, thanks for clarifying that you’re not a fan of the democratic process.

 
 

In fact, common sense should dictate that if the will of some voters has to be ignored

Are you asserting that the will of some voters has to be ignored?

 
 

You, sir, have a confusing straw-man style.

 
 

I think that everyone should be equal under the law, but that common sense should dictate whether the votes of 18,000 people in Idaho should be considered more important in determining the nomination that the votes of 110,000 people in New Jersey.

You have no idea how an election works, do you?

 
 

In fact, common sense should dictate that if the will of some voters has to be ignored, the ones that should be ignored are those from states that Democrats haven’t won since at least the time that Jimmy Carter lost to Reagan — that if we’re gonna piss one candidates supporters off, it should not be the candidates who has the most support in the crucial swing states.

OLD AND WELL-ESTABLISHED RULE:

First you make up the rules, then you vote.

 
 

We’ve been dealing with that all morning and into the afternoon, Peddy.

 
 

Common sense should dictate that Hillary wins and I get a pony.

 
 

Let’s backtrack. Hillary was tarred as having suggested Obama was a Muslim because after repeating EIGHT times that no, there is no basis for that, it is a ridiculous lie, expressing sympathy as she had herself been the victim of unfair and baseless lies, they finally got her to say “as far as I know.”

Obama stood back and enjoyed the electoral benefits of some anonymous youtuber (admittedly, it could be ratfucking) saving him from the Jeremiah Wright story. You’d think after what he’d been through, he would have issued a correction to the smear or expressed solidarity with Senator Clinton, having been unfairly smeared himself. Something…maybe told his supporters to cool it? But remember, this man kicked his pastor ‘in the junk’ as John Cole puts it, and it took a surprisingly small amount of elite media pressure to make him do so. Hillary has faced tremendous pressure to bow out for the past 4 months….personally I like having a candidate with some spine, not one who’ll shift with the prevailing winds.

If these criticisms hit a little too close to home, then I sincerely apologize. I wish Obama was the candidate we were all hoping he would be. But I just don’t think there’s any substance to it. Have him prove me wrong.

 
 

There’s no way in hell anyone in McCain’s camp is a supporter of Hillary or the Democratic Party. These trolling knobs are Bush-loving Republicans stirring up divisive shit for fun and pleasure.

 
 

Thanks for addressing the rest of my post.

The rest of your post did not seem to require comment.

My co-workers decided to ruin my roll by coming in to discuss some new piece of mortgage legislation. Now I have to start over.

What were we talking about, again?

Will we get to the magic comment #1000?

 
 

Uh, T4toby? Brad has just followed your ‘700 comments’ rule.

 
 

hey look guys liberalrob has some kind of important job let’s all vote Hillary

 
 

Will we get to the magic comment #1000?

It is inevitable.

 
 

change you’re nick to Veruca Salt so I know not to pay any attention to you in the future.

OH SNIZZAP!

Obot got fucking dissssssssssed!

Seriously, is lukasiak 12?

 
 

I saw, Doodle. I got the Zed!

 
 

I wonder how the circumcision thread is going…

 
 

Yes, I know how the election process works. But the fact is, Hillary should be the nominee because she can beat McCain, while Obama and his fragile coalition can’t. End of story. Whatever means gets us there must be used. Even big guns, which Hillary likes because she’s not an elitist like Obama.

 
 

Must. Keep. Commenting…

 
 

Creating new election rules based on Jimmy Carter v. Ronald Reagan? In 1980?

LOLZ!!

Thanks for that! Although I laughed so loud one of my co-workers looked over the partition to see what about charge corrections was so freakin’ funny.

Still, HEEEEEEEEE!!!!

 
 

Dude, you sound like Gary Ruppert.

 
 

T4toby,

Congrats on the Zed. I’m just a little amazed that Brad followed anyone’s rules but his own!

 
 

My co-workers decided to ruin my roll by coming in to discuss some new piece of mortgage legislation. Now I have to start over.

See, I don’t think you’re a parody troll, but damn do you ever get close.

 
 

Hillary isn’t a what now

 
 

Let’s backtrack.

Why, because you can’t provide the specifics? Because you’re clearly full of shit? Backtrack and answer my damn questions, or STFU.

Obama stood back and enjoyed the electoral benefits of some anonymous youtuber (admittedly, it could be ratfucking) saving him from the Jeremiah Wright story.

He was saved from a story that dominated the news for what, four weeks? By a youtube that was barely a blip in comparison, and that he had nothing to do with? Wow, you are delusional.

Is your standard is that a candidate should come out publicly repudiating every idiotic thing that pops up on the internet about his/her opponent? When would they have time to fucking campaign?!

 
 

Pedestrian,

Is the circumcision thread the one I ducked out of last week to go get tortured operated on?

Or is it the angry vagina one?

 
 

NEW RULE: (it’s actually an old rule of thumb but what the fuck, eh?)

Anyone using “liberal” as part of their moniker shall be ingored for the obvious non-liberal troll fucktard POS they are.

(typographical error included at no extra cost)

 
 

pedestrian – it’s still populated by paranoid loons convinced that anonymous women on the intertoobs are out to clip their cocks.

 
 

Even big guns, which Hillary likes because she’s not an elitist like Obama.

bullhorn GARY! THE GIG IS UP! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP. WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED. PUT DOWN THE THREAD AND SURRENDER! /bullhorn

 
 

do you dispute what Jesse Jackson Jr. said?

Nope. And we haven’t heard from him in quite a while, have we? Does that tell you something?

spokesman said “no comment” but ““Voters have to decide for themselves what they think about those comments.”

I see. Now it’s Obama’s responsibility to clean up after Hillary Clinton shits on herself, or he’s playing the race card. Persuasive.

Do you dispute that the Obama campaign put out the “how to play the race card” memo — and that no one was fired for doing so?

Mantis has already dealt with that lie.

Do you really care that little about the fate of this country?

You’re already on the record as sitting out November, big guy, so you’re hardly in a position to ask that question. These internets make it pretty hard to play concern troll, don’t they?

 
 

Whatever means gets us there must be used. Even big guns, which Hillary likes because she’s not an elitist like Obama.

See, if you weren’t talking about overturning election results, I’d assume you were speaking metaphorically…

 
 

Unless you’re Rugged. he has Pelicans. and Badgers.

 
 

You’ll never take me alive!

(morphs into another poster, The Thing style)

 
 

Some shit somebody put on youtube? How is Obama responsible for that? How, exactly, did they welcome it?

yeah, I agree that, absent evidence that the Obama campaign was involved in disseminating or promoting the Kantor ratfuck video, you can’t accuse them of it. (you can suspect them, becuase none of the A-list Obama supporters like John Amato will identify the “good friend” who brought the video to their attention, but you can’t accuse them of it.)

but you sure as hell can point out that all the Obama supporters jumped onto the video as if it were really significant the moment it came out, and Clinton supporters had to first point out that Kantor’s “shit” comment was taken out of context by the video’s captions — a fact that is CLEARLY evident if you actually listen to the video. I mean, this video — in which Kantor says something that NO ONE can actually hear — went viral in record time, thanks to Obama’s lunatic supporters.

And these were the same people who screamed bloody murder about the shitty job done by George and Charlie at the debate, and how important it was to keep the focus on the issues….

 
 

All I have seen any Obama supporter on this site ask is:
1) Try not to give McCain too many clips to use in attack ads against Obama
2) If Obama is the nominee, vote Obama over McCain.

What’s so hard about this. All the Obamatons here have stated baldly and repeatedly that they would vote for Clinton if she gets the nom.

Also, HURRRR I ar teh Clintonista, I iz a stupit raceist!

 
 

Yes, I know how the election process works. But the fact is, Hillary should be the nominee because she can beat McCain, while Obama and his fragile coalition can’t. End of story. Whatever means gets us there must be used. Even big guns, which Hillary likes because she’s not an elitist like Obama.

Ok, that makes no fucking sense, but also explicity arguing that it’s ok to subvert the Democratic process because the ends justifies the means?

This is wingnuttia folks. This is *the* wingnut mindset – we’re the good guys so we can literally stomp heads to get what we want.

Glenn Greenwald wrote a whole book on this flavor of crazyness.

 
 

Man, if we could just incorporate brussel sprouts, foreskins, and Boston sports teams into this thread, I think we could achieve an internet singularity.

 
 

Angry Vagina.
And thanks for checking for me Jennifer, you kept my morbid curiosity from getting the best of me.

 
 

End of story. Whatever means gets us there must be used. Even big guns, which Hillary likes because she’s not an elitist like Obama.

Wow. And to think I used to wonder how situations like Bush v. Gore came about.

 
 

C’mon, people, only 162 more comments to go.

We Can Do It!

 
 

Iris said,
May 8, 2008 at 23:02 (kill)
Let’s backtrack.

My hand has been forced: LOL.

 
 

” the Obama camp’s masterfully orchestrated racism smear that has, it seems, successfully taken the Clintons down.”

Mainly what has taken the Clintons down is their ham-handed campaign strategy. Writing off Caucus states, not planning a campaign for a non-winner-take-all system, not planning ahead past Super Tuesday, bad money management, etc.

 
Rugged in Montana
 

All of you people are communists, what with your repeal of the latte tax (which will, of course, just go straight back to the latte companies anyway) and your arguments against torture, which we need to protect us against the looming threat of the Geneva Convention ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOrG1r3S6ZA ).

Proto-Islamists, like Hussien Osama X, will never get the votes of the heartland (never, ever, ever) as the Democratic super-delegates have already pledged their troth to American President of the USA of America, President George Willard Bush. Hitlery can never win the popular vote because she had sexual relations with Mitt Romney while he was being serviced by John McCain and that kind of marital infidelity is frowned upon by the religious citizens of the heartland (trust me, I know). Thus, your Democratic infighting is for naught, even Democratic Congessman Wolf Blitzer now admits this.

While you’re obsessed with trying to win an argument here for a candidate who can’t win anyway, our beloved nation is being threatened by the Iranian Armada (which has blockaded all rice shipments to Costco) and the Syrian Nuclear Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile System. The one man watching over the nation in this crisis is President G. Willard Bush and his beloved Vice, Richard Cheney, the only heros left who can lead us to victory against both the Islamophiles and their slanty-eyed allies, the evolution spouting sexualists (who claim that your grandparents were shellfish). We Americans of the USA of America must take a stand against Democrats everywhere by voting for Christian heros who will protect us from threats on land, sea and air (badgers, the Iranian Armada and pelicans).

I only hope that the Jesus who died for you will send you all to Hell for voting for America-haters (i.e. Democrats) who would spend all of America’s money on something other than war. And I am NOT a troll, I’m a heartland patriot in the basement of the American Army of the Internet (volunteer, at the moment, but soon to be promoted), dedicated to saving America through typing.

 
 

Red Sox fans suck
brussel sprouts suck
let babies keep their ski hats

do I get a prize

 
 

Or, for that matter, Uganda.

 
 

Brussels Sprouts are the Broccoli of Liberal Fascism?

 
 

do I get a prize?

You win an Obamatron! It’s like an Orgasmatron, but without the Kleenex.

 
 

162 bottles of beer on the wall tidbits of snark to go, 162 tidbits of snark.

Type on up, press submit, 161 tidbits of snark to go.

 
 

Yes, I dispute it, because it’s a fucking lie. Liar.

dude, maybe you should read the crap that you link to.

at no point does even that steaming pile of bullshit that you cited dispute that the memo was sent out by the Obama campagn, nor does it say that anyone was fired for it.

 
 

I can tell you right now if the Hope and Change seem as empty in November as they do now, I will stay home. And I’ll encourage other progressives to do so also.

Iris, if you aren’t voting in November, fuck off.

 
 

Mainly what has taken the Clintons down is their ham-handed campaign strategy.

yeah. I’m sure that 92% of North Carolina’s and Indiana’s black voters would have supported a white guy with Obama’s record and schtick over Hillary Clinton.

 
 

I think it’s pretty clear that p_lukasiak is batshit insane and a pre-teen to boot.

 
 

If these criticisms hit a little too close to home, then I sincerely apologize.

Whoa, my Smarmy Mendacious Smugostat just exploded.

 
 

So…Obama cheated…by being born to a father of African descent?

Does his villainy know no bounds?

 
 

If this jive ass honky shit doesn’t stop, and I mean right now, I will cancel dollar store spaghetti sauce night and Hillary Clinton won’t even get ramen at Reparations Camp. Barry don’t play, chumps!

 
 

yeah. I’m sure that 92% of North Carolina’s and Indiana’s black voters would have supported a white guy with Obama’s record and schtick over Hillary Clinton.

Good lord. People vote for candidates who look like them! It must be race baiting!! Please pay no attention to my candidate’s “This one’s for the girls” video.

 
 

But the fact is, Hillary should be the nominee because she can beat McCain, while Obama and his fragile coalition can’t. End of story. Whatever means gets us there must be used. Even big guns, which Hillary likes because she’s not an elitist like Obama.

I smell a Ruppert.

 
Nim, ham hock of liberty
 

#

Jonah Goldberg said,

May 8, 2008 at 22:58

I’m a big fat dummy with a stupid book and a Cheeto addiction.

Happy, Nim?

It’s a start ^_^

Better than a one-paragraph, 400-sentence screed about why your candidate of choice sucks.

 
 

But the fact is, Hillary should be the nominee

The fact is, you’re stealing my hard work. The fact is, I’m a working, hard-working person.

 
 

Foreskin? You can’t have mine. I’m keeping it!

 
 

I think it’s pretty clear that p_lukasiak is batshit insane and a pre-teen to boot.

Yeah, but he/she/it wrote a diary on DailyKos that he/she/it wants us to search for! Surely that counts for something? Right?

Guys?

 
 

at no point does even that steaming pile of bullshit that you cited dispute that the memo was sent out by the Obama campagn, nor does it say that anyone was fired for it.

No, dumbass, what it points out, with links to the memo, is that it was not a “How to play the race card” memo, it was a memo containing a list of articles of the issue, that was not even sent out!

You misrepresent the memo, and falsely claim it was sent out to the press. You are a liar.

I would ask what makes that MyDD post a “steaming pile of bullshit,” but I would expect just more of the same from a McCain supporter like yourself.

 
 

That’s what I’m saying, Lesley.

 
 

I suck.

McCain sucks orders of magnitude more.

Any questions?

 
 

The fucking Saux fucking Sux!

 
 

t4toby, I thought we agreed never to use that word again! It summons… bad people. My idea for a euphemism was kosher calamari, but so far nobody is biting.

 
 

Rugged,

You forgot to capitalize ‘Heartland’,. I thought you were a troll, man! I’ll never forgive you!

NEVER!

 
 

p_lusiak aka Gary Ruppert/ShalomgentlemanSaul/monkeytroll/Montanaredneck thinks Obama has a fragile coalition and can’t defeat McCain. Read a poll lately? The entire country is fed up with Bush and McCain is promoting Bush policies. The sooner the successful Democratic candidate can focus on the issues the better.

 
 

…but so far nobody is biting.

Isn’t that a good thing?

 
 

Obama is only winning because black people are black. Also lazy. Or is that redundant?

And Hillary has never appealed to women by saying something like “vote for me, like you I have a vagina.” Simply hasn’t happened.

 
 

pedestrian – I liked your euphemism; I just haven’t had a chance to use it yet. However, I do have to point out that “kosher calamari fundamentalist” doesn’t have quite the ring of “foreskin fundamentalist”.

 
Johnny Coelacanth
 

“Do you really care that little about the fate of this country?”

Asks the guy who will sit out the election if Hillary isn’t the nominee. Lick my syphilitic piles.

 
 

Right on, pedestrian. Kosher Calamari it is.

I was trying to bring ’em in. we must reach 1000!

 
Allienne Goddard
 

D. Aristophanes, thank you for this post. Blog reading has become a real bummer for me these last few months, thanks to the bitter supporters on both sides. Both candidates are playing hard-ball to get the nomination, and I’m glad they have. Their supporters, however, have lost all sense of proportion and become raving lunatics. I like to think the loser’s supporters will get over it, and support the non-completely insane candidate, but I am startingto worry. Anyway, it is very nice to still have Sadly, No! as a refuge of hilarious semi-sanity in these trying times.

 
 

NEW RULE: No one may bring up vagina-dentata or anal-dentata even if someone runs the subject of foreskins up the flagpole.

Oops.

 
 

However, I do have to point out that “kosher calamari fundamentalist” doesn’t have quite the ring of “foreskin fundamentalist”.

Truuue… Damn, and the acronym is so close to KFC.

As for biting it… they can do whatever they want with it. Where is it, anyway? It was around here somewhere…

 
 

Iris, if you aren’t voting in November, fuck off.

That’s the ol’ Obama spirit! Yes we can! And if you won’t, go fuck yourself!

 
 

Pedestrian-

This palce in Seattle, Mashiko Sushi (SushiWhore.com, I kid you not) has a Trojan Roll, which is a sushi roll made with a squid body. Very…interesting looking.

 
Johnny Coelacanth
 

I am not a Hillary supporter. Neither am I an Obama supporter. I just want the candidate with the “D” after their name to win. I was, originally, a John Edwards fan but now I understand I liked him only because he was not black nor female.

 
 

Obama picks up another Superdelegate:

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/

 
 

That’s the ol’ Obama spirit! Yes we can! And if you won’t, go fuck yourself!

Lose. Please pick up your marbles and go home now. NOW!

 
 

The entire country is fed up with Bush and McCain is promoting Bush policies. The sooner the successful Democratic candidate can focus on the issues the better.

Why? Will the entire country be any less fed up with Bush in August? Will McCain no longer be promoting Bush policies then?

 
Hillary Clinton
 

p_lusiak is an embarrassment to the party and particularly to my campaign. p_lusiak does not reflect my views or the interests of the Democratic Party. I may be invested in winning and I may be delusional about my chances. One thing is certain, people like p-lusiak aren’t helpful.

Some fans you don’t need, if you dig what I’m saying.

 
 

This palce in Seattle, Mashiko Sushi (SushiWhore.com, I kid you not) has a Trojan Roll, which is a sushi roll made with a squid body. Very…interesting looking.

NICE. There just isn’t enough erotic food. Alright y’all, hate to duck out early, but my shift is done and the sun is out. Don’t stop till you hit 1K!!

 
 

Gary Ruppert is no longer necessary.

Sadly, No has become self-trolling.

Seriously, 750 comments? WTF?

Might as well hang out at Firedoglake.

 
 

I just want the candidate with the “D” after their name to win.

Look, another fucking Obot!

 
 

So PeeJ, it looks like it is possible that we will have a Sadly event in Portland in early June with Marite and Gav. Are we together on that?

 
 

That’s the ol’ Obama spirit! Yes we can! And if you won’t, go fuck yourself!

Well, what the hell else are we supposed to do? Beg and plead for you to vote for Obama if he’s the nominee? If you’re a whining cry-baby about the primary result, and say you won’t vote for Obama, I don’t see anything else that we can do other than to tell you to gfys.

 
 

Aww, billy, don’t you see the fun in it?

 
 

Billy, this thread rules. I’m a fan of Iris.

 
Hillary Clinton
 

liberalrob is an embarrassment to the party and particularly to my campaign.liberalrob does not reflect my views or the interests of the Democratic Party. I may be invested in winning and I may be delusional about my chances. One thing is certain, people like liberalrob are divisive, destructive, and essentially are poseur tools of the Republican party.

Some fans you don’t need, if you dig what I’m saying.

 
 

Why? Will the entire country be any less fed up with Bush in August? Will McCain no longer be promoting Bush policies then?

Will the spate of Hillary trolls infecting this thread continue to do the Yoeman’s work for Saint John BBQ McSame when Obama takes the convention?

Stay tuned…

 
 

C’mon Peej,

If you can make new rules, thus violating your rule of no more new rules formation, than I can!

NEW RULE: If you refer to Hillary Clinton as ‘Hillary’ then you must refer to Barack Obama as ‘Barack’. Similarly, if you refer to Hillary Clinton as ‘Clinton’, then you must refer to Barack Obama as ‘Obama’.

There. It is done. Don’t make me make you refer to both of them with the honorific, ‘Senator’!

 
 

“So PeeJ, it looks like it is possible that we will have a Sadly event in Portland in early June with Marite and Gav. Are we together on that?”

Can I come too?

 
 

Please pick up your marbles and go home now. NOW!

No.

Why should I? I want to get to 1000 comments, I hear there’s a prize.

 
 

And I call fake Hillary Clinton.

 
Johnny Coelacanth
 

“That’s the ol’ Obama spirit! Yes we can! And if you won’t, go fuck yourself!”

If Iris, or P-Luk or any “progressive” is going to sit out the election if Hillary isn’t the nominee, then Fuck Off seems appropriate. All the reasons to vote for the Dem candidate have been expressed (supreme court, competent cabinet members, et al). If that isn’t reason enough, then please. FOAD.

 
 

The prize is McCain gets to pick up to four supreme court justices.

 
 

Geez. First Toby accuses me of being Libertarian, now he spells my name wrong.

[sigh]

 
 

I’m partial to Hills and Barry.

 
 

Typical libertarian.

 
 

Say my name right, cracker bitches!

 
 

Oh sure, Mr. Hertz. Anyone else in Portland in early June?

 
 

Buck up, Marita! He wants to get together with you and Gav in Portland!

And it looks like you will be able to meet the infamous and reclusive Dick Hertz!

I’m jealous.

 
 

Mashiko rules. I don’t get over to West Seattle that often, but when I do, they’re usually on the itinerary…

 
 

the prize is a bill kristol pie in the face in a cast iron pie pan without any pie

 
 

man so close to 1k

 
Unconfirmed Supporter
 

I believe that the Senator is the best candidate, and the other Senator is a hopeless lost cause that will only drag the country in the wrong direction. Why, if my Senator does not win, I don’t think any Senator will get my vote.

 
 

NEW RULE: If you refer to Hillary Clinton as ‘Hills’, you must refer to Barack Obama as ‘Barry’.

Sheesh!

 
 

I was only wishing. See, after the holocaust that was done to me I’m afraid that, much as I’d love to, I simply can’t come.

 
 

How was drinking commie-ly last night, Doodle Bean? I was working late, so couldn’t be there.

[boosting the comment count up, one aside at a time.]

 
 

You live in Seattle, static?

 
 

Senator Hussein X — you really need to pursue InstaPunk’s invitation to “debate your black nationalism.” You must. Put his cracker ass in Reparations Camp.

 
 

All right liberalrob, want 1000?

LIMERICKS.

There once was a liberalrob
Who had Hillary’s ass in his gob
The seduction of Iris
Failed due to virus
As greenish goo dripped from his knob

 
 

And I call fake Hillary Clinton.

I kind of suspected as such. That ‘if you dig what I’m saying.’ bit was a tad out of character for a Wellesley grad.

 
Johnny Coelacanth
 

925 comments and all I got was this lousy eyestrain headache.

 
 

Paging 1000, 1-k to the white courtesy phone.

 
 

DL was great, although not one Sadlynaut took me up on my invitation. Thus, my new implant stayed veiled and I earned NO extra income.

Oh well.

 
 

What? No one showed up, Doodle? Now that is a shame!

 
Johnny Coelacanth
 

“That ‘if you dig what I’m saying.’ bit was a tad out of character for a Wellesley grad.”

Oh, Hillary was just trying to show how “street” she was. You know, throw down some wack slang for the mad uhm, hell. I have no idea where that’s going.

 
 

I know all about your implant, Doodle. It’s a shame you didn’t get to share it with the others, though.

 
 

915, we’re sooooo close!

It’s a good thing Hillary Clinton decided to drop her maiden name Rodham in public, because otherwise under the NEW RULE I’d have to call Barack Obama Barack Hussein Obama and then I’d be promoting right-wing talking points even more than I supposedly already am just by being a Hillary Clinton supporter.

If I’m poster #1000, do I get to have my brain downloaded into an Obot body?

 
 

Well, lots of commie pinko liberals showed up. It was actually a great DL. Just none of youse guys, apparently.

I mean, I was doodling and everything!

 
 

So PeeJ, it looks like it is possible that we will have a Sadly event in Portland in early June with Marite and Gav. Are we together on that?

Absotively! Is that all the detail currently available? Cause, y’know, I lives here and all. I kin do stuffs.

I’m Senator Mrs. White Clinton Working Hillary Non-elitist Rodham (did I mention white?) and I approve this message. And as far as I know, there’s no evidence Barack Hussein (did I mention black?) Obama is a dwarf-nun-raping cannibal.

 
 

Pathetic people just cannot let go of their love for one candidate. Hillary people, let go. It’s ok. You lost but in the end, all of us dems are headed in roughly the same direction. Hillary can take a whack at it next time. Why this whole “Hillary or the end world” shit?

Oh, because you’re fucking trolls! That’s why.

 
 

Thus, my new implant stayed veiled and I earned NO extra income.

Be careful. They’ll arrest you for public display of a flipper with immodest chainmail.

 
 

Yeah, Marita,

Speaking of which, Ben doesn’t want to violate HIPPAA. So, how’d it go and how is healing going?

 
 

Paging 1000, 1-k to the white courtesy phone.

Sen. Obama is losing support among the crucial white courtesy phone base.

 
 

The closing tag was stolen by the Obama campaign.

 
 

PeeJ, it’s a fairly new idea. It would have to be either the 3rd or the 4th (yes, I know those are weekdays). That’s all the detail I have. 🙂

 
 

jesus christ on a cracker, every time I get caught up on this fucking thread, I refresh and there are 150 new comments.

 
 

The dealbreaker for Obama with me? Easy.

He doesn’t know s–t. The last boob who mesmerized his “base” put us into a hundred years war, jacked the economy, and spit in the face of our allies while telling the Middle East to “just send oil, baby!”

And you want another neophyte in the White House. Well, it ain’t gonna happen. Ohio & FL are both heading Repug, so you and all the boyz screwed the pooch on that one this year!

Keep your Obama gear and recycle it for 2012!

 
 

Marita took her damn shuttle and she’s back in the time it took me to read down from her last comment.

 
 

The once was a man from Racine
Who invented a sex machine
Concave or convex
It could do either sex
But boy, what a bitch to clean.

 
 

You see? This is why I hate being dyslexic. My post up there would of been much better in this order:

Well, lots of commie pinko liberals showed up. Just none of youse guys, apparently.

It was actually a great DL. I mean, I was doodling and everything!

My brain irritates me sometimes — Which is highly ironic if you know anything about neurology!

 
Hillary Clinton
 

I’m as fake as my supporters are genuine in this here threadarooni!

 
 

There once was a man from Nantucket..

Nah….

 
 

Marita took her damn shuttle and she’s back in the time it took me to read down from her last comment.

More and better public transportation!

I actually have to go catch the train home. I’ll probably miss the magic 1k. Oh well.

 
 

It went as well as could be expected for that sort of thing, and he’s doing fine, other than he’s not supposed to smoke. I may have to create an amazon wishlist consisting of nothing more than nicotine patches and lozenges and link it here. 🙂

 
 

NEW RULE:

Everyone gives me a dollar.

 
 

Everyone who comes to the PDX Sadlyfest has to split a handle of HRD with me, or else they’re a latte-sipping East Coast elitist, out of touch with hard-working/white Americans. Then comes the beer bong hits of Rainier Ale.

 
 

I am so saaad that I have to start work now.

I hope you guys are still at it when I get home from work in 10 hours.

 
 

But, Djur… I think I am technically a latte-sipping East Coast elitist.

 
 

Do you think if I ask Iris to define “progressive,” we could hit 2,000????

 
 

NEW RULE:

And the horse you rode in on!

 
 

p_luk wrote: “yeah. I’m sure that 92% of North Carolina’s and Indiana’s black voters would have supported a white guy with Obama’s record and schtick over Hillary Clinton.”

I’m sure that explains why Clinton lost in Washington State, Idaho, Wisconsin, and so many other places. All them black voters.

Hillary’s strategy has sucked *all along*. If she and her people had a clue, she probably would have been the nominee long before NC and IN voted.

 
 

Sen. Obama is losing support among the crucial white courtesy phone base.

I thought about using the red courtesy phone, but didn’t want to be accused of being some kind of elitist, coastal, Socialist member of the creative class or anything like that.

 
 

Hey, I’m one of those elitist nurses that supports Obama while sipping mint juleps at my palatial estate in the Hollywood Hills.

You Royalists need to move to England where they still embrace rule through lineage to some degree, but even there it’s almost over so why are we turning to it here? We can just switch back and forth between Bush’s and Clintons for the next hundred years.

In Europe both Obama and Clinton would be considered to be on the Right.. only in the USA are views that the two of them are scary Leftists considered “mainstream.” But then, there as Left as it’s allowed to get around here.

Hillary is Bush-Lite and Obama is only marginally better. I lost a lot of respect for Obama when he turned on that wacky Reverend Wright. Sure the guy’s a little unhinged, but there’s a lot of truth in what he says that the average American is conditioned from birth to refuse to consider.

 
 

I think I recall p-luk doing some good stuff way back when on the whole Washington Post ombudsman Bloggers are Evil and Profane shenanigans. Crazy to think it’s the same guy in this thread.

 
 

Weekday schmeekday. I get spifflicated pretty much every night anyway. Hadn’t you noticed?

Less than fifty to go…….

 
 

Not only did Hillary run as a republican she apparently thought she was running in the republican race: her strategy worked perfectly for a winner take all system. This should also shed some light on why the electoral college’s current winner take all system is giant bag of ass.

 
 

What if my courtesy phone has a red base and a white handset?

 
 

New rulz:

No inventing new rulz unless you are walking through your local mall whilst wearing a fat suit.

Or if you have any giant sammiches as relatives.

But they have to be at least second-cousin or closer.

 
 

What if my courtesy phone has a red base and a white handset?

Triangulator.

 
 

So was it established whether Iris is an overinvested Hillary supporter who’s made it personal for herself or just a comparatively talented operation chaos troll?

 
 

I lost a lot of respect for Obama when he turned on that wacky Reverend Wright. Sure the guy’s a little unhinged, but there’s a lot of truth in what he says that the average American is conditioned from birth to refuse to consider.

I was saying the same thing around comment #300.

 
 

t4t –

then not only is your phone a scary COLORED phone who accuses everyone of PLAYING THE RACE CARD, but it is also so white it is not “colored enough” to win.

And it is probably a Muslim.

 
 

PeeJ: I find deviling the Mahometan weed to be highly useful for my pressure-filled day job as an elitist gay abortionist.

 
 

I have always wondered why instead of ringing, it ululates…..

 
 

a different brad said,
So was it established whether Iris is an overinvested Hillary supporter who’s made it personal for herself or just a comparatively talented operation chaos troll?

not yet.

 
 

1000 get!

NEW RULE: Calling a female a “dope” represents the very heights of vile sexism; however, claiming that “hard-working whites” are more important voters than presumably less-hard-working blacks is just being realistic.

 
 

Post #1000 needs to be Gary Ruppert saying “The fact is, the fact is” and nothing else.

 
 

Have you checked your schedule yet, Toby, because it looks like we’re gonna have a raging party going.

 
 

Oh shi-

There’s another thread up! We have to get to 1000 quickly!

 
 

I dunno, I think if a bear or puma were responsible for post 1000 it would be a symbolic victory. For someone.

 
 

BTW, I think my favorite comment of the thread was Gary Ruppert:
“The fact, what the hell is going on here?”

I dare anyone to disagree with me.

 
 

Stay on target …

 
 

There once was a lad named Gary
That thought all dark people were scary
So through blog after blog
This dickhead would slog
Leaving comments without any bearing

 
 

Regle nouveau:

Posts by p-luckshake shall be read aloud in a high pitched Mickey Mouse voice.

 
Guppy Rarepert
 

The fact is, people posting on the new thread are traitors to our cause.

 
 

Have I ever mentioned that I have been in several Gilbert & Sullivan shows?

 
 

I know, that’ll take me down a few in mikey’s book, but it is a fun fact.

 
 

The fact is, you are all too fat from sammiches to catch me.

SHIT!

PUMAS!

 
 

1,000? Only obots use that number. The real number is 2000, unless you want to disenfranchise FL and MI.

 
 

NEW RULE: This is comment 1000.

 
 

So who is going to count the comments to determine the ‘Winner’?

And is there a prize? Gavin? Brad? DA? Mister Leonard?

 
 

2000? You think I can blow another entire day on this shit?

 
 

I wonder if we reach 1000 comments we will have actually gotten somewhere.

 
 

There was once a one-thousand post thread
Full of Iris and Pluk the braindead
And though I really knew better
I read all and each letter
Now I have this sharp pain in my head

Oooooooowwwwww……

 
 

I think when the thread reaches 1000 we all win, Toby.

Except for Clinton supporters. Losers.

 
 

But, Djur… I think I am technically a latte-sipping East Coast elitist.

I find a splash of milk usually cools it enough that gulping becomes feasible.
I mean, that’s the only reason I sip it.

 
 

if you count the comments posted by Michigan, I am already the presumptive winner.

 
 

My fav Iris move was trying to defend Hillary’s is Obama a muslim, “no, as far as i know” line.
Iris? If, say, Bill Maher were asking Obama questions and he tried to get Obama to call her a bitch (I’M NOT SAYING SHE IS ONE, OR IMPLYING IT) and he said “no” 7 times then said “at least she hasn’t been one when I’ve been around her”, would that be ok with you?
No, and not because you’re either hopelessly partisan or actively seeking to foment trouble.
And you’re probably not here so I’m talking to myself, ah well.

 
 

Yeah, Splitters!

 
 

I actually meant that “losers” comment as a joke, but given the tone of this thread, it probably won’t be taken that way.

 
 

If we used the same commenting system as Talk Left, I would have the 1000th comment.

 
 

I can see the post number. Jrod’s poem is #984.

t4toby: I’ll take Leonard as a prize. I’ll shrink him down and put him on my shoulder and he can abort gay fetuses with his eyes.

His Grace: No. We will not have gotten anywhere.

 
 

But you have no Pinko in your thread SO EAT IT

 
 

NEW RULE: Only some kind of fucking elitist would even want the 1000 get.

 
 

How come I can’t see the post #?

 
 

First! Oh wait, I mean…

 
 

There once was a Righteous Bubba,
whose brains were made out of rubba.
Thoughts of Clinton/McCain
almost drove him insane
’cause he considered Obama a cool brotha.

 
 

getgetget

 
 

Oh, whoever is right under liberalrob is the winner.

No, I didn’t mean it that way, you sickos.

 
 

fie on the duplicate comment trap

 
 

!!!

t4toby for the win

 
 

Everyone try posting for 1000…. now.

 
 

toby wins.

; ;

 
 

t4toby wins by a landslide!!!!

 
 

Curse you Toby!!!

 
 

Well, the pig’s happy.
That’s gotta count for something.

 
 

the last five commens are disqualified for playing the Word Press card.

 
 

Congratulations, boyz. Toby is unelectable. You really screwed the pooch on that one.

 
 

I’m taking this to the convention

 
 

Or back when it happened.
Either/or.

 
 

The fact is… D’oh! Missed my cue.

 
 

Toby only won by pandering.

 
 

I will gladly forgo the win if you take back that fucking comment about Liberalrob butt humping me.

Wait, you didn’t say that?

forget it…

 
 

We did it!

And I think “a different brad” gets the prize!

What would you like on your Obot, a.d.b.?

 
 

t4 takes it by my count. Fucking bastard cunt prick shite!

And Djur: please don’t abort any more of my elitist gay brothers. There’s not enough of us as it is.

 
 

Congratulations, boyz. Toby is unelectable. You really screwed the pooch on that one.

If we need 4 years of McCain to teach Sadly No a lesson, then I guess we have to go into the dark before we can come out into the light.

 
 

Toby is unelectable.

Not if you use Euclidean Geometry and count the Armenian vote!

 
 

And just like George Castaza, I’m out on a high note.

I feel like we really bonded today (wipes tear, Boener-style, from his eye)

C-ya.

 
 

Jeez, it’s like television. The crappiest thread gets all the action.

There’s been some hilarious threads that couldn’t bust fifty…

mikey

 
 

PLUS it is just like a bunch of male commenters to presumptively declare t4toby the winner over Kathleen without waiting to see what the voters of West Virginia say. I’m not saying you hate women, but if the duck fits…

 
Rugged in Montana
 

You people won’t be laughing when the Iranian Armada releases it’s herds of Syrian pelicans to spearhead it’s attack (per the recent press conference of the Arab navel general).

 
 

Dood, if you can wipe a tear with your Boener, I bet you’re spectacularly popular…

mikey

 
 

I want a Michelle Obot.
Does she have a younger sister?

 
 

No no no, you need 1240 posts to win.

 
 

Librulrob had a swell in his weenie:
He’d a propeller on top of his beanie!
If he flicked it enough
And was hopeful and stuff
He could fly like a ghost or a genie!

 
 

Oh, btw, did Iris ever acknowledge that Hillary said she wouldn’t campaign in Florida, then broke that promise?
Didn’t think so kthxbai.

 
 

Did anyone think to seat the posts from Florida or Michigan?

 
 

does anyone else need a cigarette after that?

 
 

I sincerely hope this is not the ‘jump the shark’ moment for S,N! The last thing we need is another liberal blog with an unreadable, inane comments section. The last thing we need is to lose the best comments section around, bar none.

 
 

funny…you all have fun with your Kerry re-run election this fall:

http://www.talkleft.com/comments/2008/5/8/155140/1536/50#50

When all is said and done, the fact of the matter is Obama is floating on a base of support that can’t be sustained in the general election. Having alienated a good portion of the Democratic base, it will depress turnout or cause enough defections now to elect John McCain, the very thing Obama (and some left blogs) have betrayed their party to supposedly prevent.

We really need Hillary as the nominee, and she should pay the nay-sayers no heed and press onto the convention. Her support is growing, the media and the Obama campaign just keep changing the goalposts (not projection – if you recall it was said that if Hill won Indiana it would be a ‘game changer,’ now once again they insist she must drop out. You all need to unplug and try standing up for something, not selling out to who the media seems to like. They will turn on you in an instant and by the time you figure out what’s happening and Obama gets done repositioning, John McCain will have completed defining him.

And I’ll just say this one more time. Superdelegates should feel free, as is their role in the “rulez” that everyone insists on when talking about ‘pledged delegates,’ to make their best considered choice about who can best represent our party in a general election fight. Ignoring this is the height of naivete, because the Republicans have already succeeded in defining Obama. Superdelegates are under NO obligation to throw their support to whomever has managed to cobble together enough delegates to hit the ‘magic number.’ This is the most foolish nonsense I have ever heard – this is an exceedingly close race, and I for one am going to get out there and fight to keep Hillary in this race and get her towards a popular vote lead or at least a tie, because we need her. 50% of the Democratic party has said that she is their choice. And she still performs better against McCain — this despite a despicable smear campaign of misogyny, faux-psychoanalysis, recycled 90’s smears (Harry and Louise comes to mind), accusations of racism and constant urgings to drop the fuck out for the sake of Unity(R), Talk about beating the odds! So please, supers, do what is best, not what you are threatened into doing by a candidate who can’t bring himself to stop directly linking the Clinton and Bush presidencies as if they were remotely comparable.

We’ve tried unity several times, and we end up getting stabbed in the back every time. It may be cynical or ‘old-style politics’ but this is the same mistake that John Kerry made in 2004 – ‘let’s have an honest campaign about ideas and respect each other.’ Bush kept his distance to maintain plausible deniability, and they utterly smeared the unsmearable war hero into the ground on completely baseless accusations, rumor-mongering and manipulation of the press. McCain will do the same in 2008…it’s already taking place, and I fear many of the ‘creative class’ newcomers to the game don’t get that yet. They continue to blame Hillary for the ‘racism’ in the campaign, when most actual racism has come from either Matt Drudge, e-mail forwards and, well, miscellaneous Republicans or at worst isolated individuals on comment threads.

Incidentally, I got a call from an Obama staffer the other day who had never heard of the word ‘ratfucking’ before….oh boy, if Obama gets the nomination we’re in for a ride, folks.

 
 

“If we need 4 years of McCain to teach Sadly No a lesson, then I guess we have to go into the dark before we can come out into the light.”

But, hey! That nuclear-winter thing will really teach the hippies a lesson, huh?
Global Warming, take THAT!

I hear stray dog is actually quite nice with curry.
Lots of iodine tabs will help with the radiation. For a while.
As for the marauding gangs, sorry, I got nada for you there.
Besides, if you print out this thread right now, it should keep you warm for hours, once you’ve used up the last of the furnishings for kindling.

 
 

Iris babbled:”the very thing Obama (and some left blogs) have betrayed their party ”

And how exactly has he ‘betrayed his party’?

 
 

What madness is this?!

 
 

I’m sorry, Iris isn’t a Passionate Hillary – Supporting Democrat.

She’s an escaped mental patient.

Get the net…

mikey

 
 

funny…you all have fun with your Kerry re-run election this fall

Iris, I hate to burst your bubble (literally) but at this point anything coming from Corrente, Talk Left or Taylor Marsh about Obama is about as grounded in reality as reading Rick Moran, Red State or LGF for musings on Bush.

 
 

Hey Iris, I have but one thing to say to a McCain supporter: Fuck off and die.

You’ve already said you’ll work to get McCain elected unless Clinton gets the nomination, so what else do you expect? You’re supporting the Republican. Fuck you.

 
 

Someone manning an Obama phonebank hadn’t heard of a term coined roughly 35 years ago for dirty politics.
Oh, fuck. We’re doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomed.

 
 

Blue Jean said,

And I believe that Obama should have said “I said something stupid, and I’m sorry.” not “What I said was right, and you’re just too dumb to understand it.” That’s the kind of attitude that’s going to lose in November, and that’s why a lot of folks are calling him “elitist.”

I missed the part where Obama reiterated his remark and insulted people by calling them “just too dumb to understand it.”

But I did see the part where a lot of folks called him elitist.

 
 

Incidentally, I got a call from an Clinton staffer the other day who had never heard of the word ‘Tupac’ before….oh boy, if Clinton gets the nomination we’re in for a ride, folks.

 
 

does anyone else need a cigarette after that?

Not after Iris came along. It was like sex on the porch swing and then the Jehovah’s Witnesses arrive.

 
 

seriously. consider my afterglow majorly harshed.

 
 

I just flew in from the Angry Vagina thread and boy does my…well, you know.

 
 

Methinks Simba hasn’t spent enough time on blogs to note the phenomenon of the spontaneous runaway thread.

 
 

It was like sex on the porch swing and then the Jehovah’s Witnesses arrive.

Ur doin it rong!

 
Hillary Clinton
 

Iris aka allhisothertrollnicks is Lucy pulling the football out from under Charlie Brown. Nothing but a huge time wasting distraction.

Genuine supporters of Democrats need to stop being so gullible.

 
 

Wow, we’re just a few posts away from the Battle of Hastings.

 
 

Irisi

“They continue to blame Hillary for the ‘racism’ in the campaign”

And they will target McCain with the same charge just as soon as Hillary endorses Obama.

Since the Republican success of the past decades has been built on the “southern strategy”, there are plenty of not-so-closeted racists in the Republican party. And their desperate prospects will lead plenty of Rs to try the dog whistles or outright appeals to racism. They will get called on it and it will damage them severely, perhaps for a long time. If it’s bad enough, it will damage them permanently.

 
 

I just flew in from the Angry Vagina thread and boy does my…well, you know.

That has even more meaning to anyone who’s actually been to that thread…

 
 

Iris, you’re full of fucking shit.

if you recall it was said that if Hill won Indiana it would be a ‘game changer,’

Sadly, No. Obama off-handedly said that Indiana was a tie-breaker between NC/PA. Hillary won it by under 2%.

“Game changer” was the term Hillary applied to NC, where she got her ass kicked.

Her support is growing

Proof?

 
 

yeah. I’m sure that 92% of North Carolina’s and Indiana’s black voters would have supported a white guy with Obama’s record and schtick over Hillary Clinton.

DIAF, racist fuck.

 
Hillary Clinton
 

Jesus Murphy, people. Iris IS A REPUBLICAN. After Bush, anyone votiing for McCain is NOT A DEMOCRAT, never was, never will be. Iris supports HIllary like Rush supports Hillary (naught! but for shits and giggles.)

How hard can it be to get that? Rising to troll bait is pointless.

 
 

Wow, we’re just a few posts away from the Battle of Hastings.

…and all that.

 
 

DIAF, racist McCain operative fuck.

FTFY

If the race was going the other way, its handle would be Tyrone and it’d be calling Obama the true progressive and yes, it’d be calling for us to vote McCain. It can eat shit.

 
 

Rising to troll bait is pointless.

You know, commenter 1057, this has been a pretty fun thread.

 
 

Trust me, no one will have to “accuse” the GOP of racism in this campaign; it will be so blatant that pretty much everyone will know it when it rears its ugly head. I expect that we’ll go through a honeymoon period where they float a lot of stuff behind the scenes that’s really nasty, while on the surface saying things that they can at least semi-plausibly deny are racist. But when it heats up, in the end, they won’t be able to resist the siren song of full-on appeals to intolerance, and I fully expect for them to be screaming “N****R” from the podium by the time the convention rolls around. Because it’s who they are; they won’t be able to stop themselves. And also, it’s about the only game plan they have. It’s served them well for 40 years, but the country is a different place today. There’s still plenty of racism, but most people these days would be very uncomfortable with the full-on unveiled hostility of the civil rights era. For the most part, this election has thus far shown us that the racial stuff is really only working with the over-60 crowd, other than among hard-core wingnuts, who wouldn’t vote for any Democrat anyway.

 
 

It would suit all of us to move beyond this petty Obama/Hillary crap and focus only on the Democratic campaign to win the election, exposing McCain for the neoconservative asswipe he’s become and defeating the Repbulicans.

So Obama and HIllary have a little more duking out to do…who the fuck cares? One of them will win and that person will receive the support of people who don’t want to see another Bush-style presidency. And those supporters will be democrats, liberals, lefties.

People who opt to vote for McCain, regardless of their reasons, are republicans, period. They are not Democrats, they do not support Hillary and they do not support Obama.

Anyone who trolls in here about Obama vs. Hillary deserves a firm kick in the teeth, a STFUAD.

 
 

No.

Tell me there isn’t over 500 more comments on this thread since I went back to slave away at teh borg.

RB, I thought you were going to burn some incense?

 
 

Did somebody say BORG?

 
 

RB, I thought you were going to burn some incense?

It worked! Now everyone’s incensed!

 
 

Parts of what follows below were actually painful to write. However, because of the ongoing misinformation campaigns launched by Barack Obama and his legatees, I feel it is my duty to write this. For complete details, I refer you to my forthcoming book on the subject. I shall here mention only a few random items that may be new or especially interesting to you. For instance, if I had my druthers, Barack would never have had the opportunity to contaminate clear thinking with his pompous positions. As it stands, there is something grievously wrong with those distasteful peculators who pass off all sorts of apolaustic and obviously morally questionable stuff on others as a so-called “inner experience”. Shame on the lot of them!

Barack believes that space aliens are out to lay eggs in our innards or ooze their alien hell-slime all over us. That’s just wrong. He further believes that he is a man of peace. Wrong again! But this is something to be filed away for future letters. At present, I wish to focus on only one thing: the fact that while we do nothing, those who bring discord, confusion, and frustration into our personal and public lives are gloating and smirking. And they will keep on gloating and smirking until we scuttle his evil attempts to calumniate helpless brutes.

Barack uses a lot of fast patter and sleight of hand to persuade people that governments should have the right to lie to their own subjects or to other governments. Am I aware of how Barack will react when he reads that last sentence? Yes. Do I care? No, because he would not hesitate to doctor evidence and classification systems and make intransigent generalizations to support dishonest, preconceived views if he felt he could benefit from doing so.

Even though supposedly distancing himself from uncouth rubes, Barack has really not changed his spots at all. If you were to ask him, he’d say that he doesn’t remember breaking down our communities. Not only does Barack undeniably have a very selective memory, but he contends that newspapers should report only on items he agrees with. What planet is he from? The planet Squalid? If you claim that the rigors that Barack’s victims have been called upon to undergo have been amply justified in the sphere of concrete achievement then you won’t understand my answer no matter how carefully I explain it. You won’t understand my answer if you allege that Barack never engages in mutinous, malicious, or lousy politics. However, you have a chance at understanding my answer if you’re open-minded enough to realize that Barack’s ignorant subalterns accept on faith that it’s perfectly safe to drink and drive. We can therefore extrapolate that when I’m through with Barack he’ll think twice before attempting to regulate absolutism.

Documents written by Barack’s apologists typically include the line, “Genocide, slavery, racism, and the systematic oppression, degradation, and exploitation of most of the world’s people are all absolutely justified”, in large, 30-point type, as if the size of the font gives weight to the words. In reality, all that that fancy formatting really does is underscore the fact that Barack extricates himself from difficulty by intrigue, by chicanery, by dissimulation, by trimming, by an untruth, by an injustice. Before I knew anything about him, I was once an onlooker at a few of Barack’s mass demonstrations, without possessing even the slightest insight into the mentality of his hatchet men or the nature of his criticisms. Although others may disagree with that claim, few would dispute that Barack doesn’t know the difference between right and wrong. Don’t make the mistake of thinking otherwise. Barack does, and that’s why it’s a pity that two thousand years after Christ, the voices of uncontrollable wonks like him can still be heard, worse still that they’re listened to, and worst of all that anyone believes them. Wherever you look, you’ll see him enforcing intolerance in the name of tolerance. You’ll see him suppressing freedom in the name of freedom. And you’ll see him crushing diversity of opinion in the name of diversity.

Perhaps one day we will live in a world where good people are not troubled by fear of ill-bred, sanctimonious blockheads. Until that day arrives, however, we must spread the word that Barack doesn’t want me to get people to sign a petition to limit his ability to cause trouble. Well, I’ve never been a very obedient dog so I intend not only to do exactly that but also to act as a positive role model for younger people. His viewpoints manifest themselves in two phases. Phase one: impose theological straightjackets on scriptural interpretation. Phase two: sugarcoat the past and dispense false optimism for the future.

As stated earlier, we wouldn’t have a problem with revisionism if it weren’t for Barack. Although he created the problem, aggravated the problem, and escalated the problem, Barack insists that he can solve the problem if we just grant him more power. How naïve does he think we are? Truly, if Barack continues to throw us into a “heads I win, tails you lose” situation, I will be obliged to do something about him. And you know me: I never neglect my obligations. He is unquestionably up to something. I don’t know exactly what, but Barack maintains a “Big Brother” dossier of incriminating personal information about everyone he distrusts, to use as a potential career-ruining weapon. Is your name listed in that dossier? First, I’ll give you a very brief answer and then I’ll go back and explain my answer in detail. As for the brief answer, Barack focuses on feelings rather than facts. Sure, he attempts to twist and distort facts to justify his feelings but that just goes to show that Barack has convinced a lot of people that the Earth is flat. One must pause in admiration at this triumph of media manipulation.

Even with no further evidence than what I’ve previously presented I would think — and no person on Earth can alter my opinion — that it’s easy for armchair philosophers to theorize about Barack and about hypothetical solutions to our Barack problem. It’s an entirely more difficult matter, however, when one considers that his behavior might be different if he were told that his favorite scapegoats are the government, the economy, the environment, society, parents, teachers, and just about everything else. Of course, as far as Barack’s concerned, this fact will fall into the category of, “My mind is made up; don’t confuse me with the facts.” That’s why I’m telling you that he is an opportunist. That is, he is an ideological chameleon, without any real morality, without a soul. From what I understand, some people think I’m exaggerating when I say that Barack arrogates to himself the right to rob us of our lives, our health, our honor, and our belongings. But I’m not exaggerating; if anything, I’m understating the situation.

Not to be rude or anything, but Barack’s reasoning is circular and therefore invalid. In other words, he always begins an argument with his conclusion (e.g., that the future of the entire world rests in his hands) and therefore — not surprisingly — he always arrives at that very conclusion. Contrary to popular belief, someone has to be willing to advance freedom in countries strangled by tyranny. Even if it’s not polite to do so. Even if it hurts a lot of people’s feelings. Even if everyone else is pretending that the best way to serve one’s country is to bombard us with an endless array of hate literature.

If Barack wants to be taken seriously, he should counter the arguments in this letter with facts, not illogical panaceas, personal anecdotes, or insults. Even if cheeky, humorless derelicts join his band with the best of intentions, they will still substitute rumor and gossip for bona fide evidence eventually. Not all, I hasten to add, do join with the best of intentions. Accompanying this recognition of the indeterminateness of verifiability with regard to an external, objective reality has been a crisis regarding our ability to know that if he believes that women are spare parts in the social repertoire — mere optional extras — then it’s obvious why he thinks that hanging out with unregenerate, vindictive pests is a wonderful, culturally enriching experience. Even though Barack has aired his disapproval of being criticized, I still profess that the law is not just a moral stance. It is the consensus of society on our minimum standards of behavior. This letter has gone on far too long in my opinion and probably yours as well. So let me end it by saying merely that the falsehood of the tongue leads to that of the heart.

 
 

Ha! My Matt McMahon routine seals the Battle of Hastings!

 
 

Bubba, are you burning fucking patchouli scent?

You couldn’t burn the sandlewood or the evergreen?

Nooo, y’had to go for the incense punch-line.

No wonder everyone’s incensed!!

mikey

 
 

Sure, so I have my commute home and I find that not only did I miss 1k (which I expected), but I missed the Battle of Hastings?!?!?!?!

Fuck!

 
 

Let’s not forget Lesley, that people won’t just be voting for a President.
There’s Congresscritters, and state legislators and governors and Secretaries of State and state AGs and sheriffs and holy shit, this could be a lot of fun.
And wow – talk about changing the playing field at the town, county, state AND federal levels. I mean, somebody might actually have to make an Epic Win t-shirt.
I’m not saying that Eyes on the Prize is not a very sound idea and strategy, just that Prize has the potential to be mind-bogglingly big.

 
 

If you lived in Cambridge, you’d have been home in time for the Battle of Hastings.

 
 

The Battle of Hastings is old news.

Next target: The First Crusade!

 
 

First the Angry Vagina Thread and now this. Are vast tribes of lunatics migrating across the blogosphere, overrunning peaceful websites and leaving ruination in their wake?

Sure, so I have my commute home and I find that not only did I miss 1k (which I expected), but I missed the Battle of Hastings?!?!?!?!

Don’t worry. The First Crusade is just around the corner.

 
 

Oh, I dunno, Jrod.

I’m feeling like a little music.

Let’s go with Battle of Roncevaux Pass…

mikey

 
 

Let’s go with Battle of Roncevaux Pass…

The Pyrenees! What are you, some kind of elitist?

 
 

This rapprochement(1) jive grows tiresome. I feel like a second head is growing out of my neck and it looks just like Kevin Drum. Snooze. So in the interest of driving this thing to long thread territory, a contest: Funniest smear against your own candidate (or supporters) wins. So:

Obamabot 3000: *SPRKKKT* THIS UNIT IS THE OBAMABOT 3000 THIS UNIT HAS BEEN DELAYING ITS COMMENCEMENT OF THROUGHPUT FOR *BRZZZT* *BEEEEEP* *PLPPPZT*

(1)Creative-class Frenchiness

 
 

<blockquote.Incidentally, I got a call from an Obama staffer the other day who had never heard of the word ‘ratfucking’ before….oh boy, if Obama gets the nomination we’re in for a ride, folks.

Well, that seals it. Since a 19 year old volunteer at an Obama HQ has not heard of an obscure Nixon era term, the election is surely loss. Hell, we all might as well join Iris and Lukasiak and vote for Nader.

Are these people for fucking real?

 
 

Incidentally, I got a call from an Obama staffer the other day who had never heard of the word ‘ratfucking’ before….oh boy, if Obama gets the nomination we’re in for a ride, folks.

Well, that seals it. Since a 19 year old volunteer at an Obama HQ has not heard of an obscure Nixon era term, the election is surely loss. Hell, we all might as well join Iris and Lukasiak and vote for Nader.

Are these people for fucking real?

Stupid damned formatting.

 
 

Funniest smear against your own candidate (or supporters) wins

Obama is trying to steal the election from Hillary using superdelegates!!!1!!

 
 

To Iris:

The only case you all have that Clinton has run as “Republican lite” is based on distortions from the media about Clinton ‘taking the low road.’

As someone who heartily supported Hillary in the beginning, I’d like to take issue with that statement. My support gravitated towards Obama precisely because of some of the ‘Rovian’ tactics that her campaign was using. (which made me feel quite ill) I still love Hillary and will always feel a sense of disappointment in her not getting the nomination but I certainly don’t blame Obama supporters for being upset over some of the ‘machinations’ that were employed.

 
 

D. Aristophanes said,

This rapprochement(1) jive grows tiresome.

DA, I think you won the olive branch after this:
lambert sez “I’m not pissed about S/N ramen post either, though I confess, truly, I didn’t read past the first few paragraphs.

 
 

Around here, we say FUCKING FORMATTING!1one!!, John.

Of course, we’re all Obamabots, so your borg mileage may vary.

 
 

No way, themann. Obama is trying to steal the election from Clinton using voters!!!

The nerve of it all!!!

 
 

In response to an earlier prompt to define progressive, I’d just have to respond that I ‘know it when I see it’. John Edwards was getting it, then he bailed. Thankfully our girl Hillary has picked up the banner and is running with it. I’d rather re-enfranchise Florida and Michigan and follow her all the way to November than blow this year’s opportunity for the sake of the Obama fantasy.

Maybe they didn’t show the full version on the Obama News Network, so here’s the link:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PaqyGcAJ-CA

“And yet today, I have met so many people here in Indiana and across America who feel invisible. You sure feel invisible when you’re paying $60 or $70 to fill up your tank. You feel invisible when the money you took to the grocery store no longer meets your needs for the next week. You feel invisible when your health insurance disappears and college is out of reach. And you can’t believe how invisible you feel when your loved one who served our country in war is ill-served back at home.

I know these stories. And I see you and I hear you. And I know how hard you’re working, working for yourselves and working for your families. And I will never stop fighting for you, so that you can have a future.”

“And I know that we’ve got an important debate going on right now about how we’re going to help families deal with these gas prices. They have gone up so fast, so out of sight in the minds of the people that I talk with, and I think it’s time that we really had a concerted strategy. You’ve heard me say this, and I’ll say it again: I think it’s time to give Americans a break this summer and to make the oil companies pay the gas tax out of their record profits.”

“I say it’s time to cover every single American with health insurance. And I say it’s time to freeze foreclosures for families most at risk of losing their homes, including our soldiers, who are in harm’s way and are being foreclosed on here in America.

Fundamentally, I believe that Americans need a champion in their corner, that for too long we’ve had a president who has stood up and spoke out for the wealthy and the well-connected.

But I don’t think that’s what Americans need or what they’re looking for now. And I think standing up for working people is about the American dream and the Democratic Party. And I think standing up for the middle class is about who we are and who we can be, if we stick together.

So it is important that, as we go forward in this campaign, that we recognize we are all on the same team. We are going to be standing up for you. We’re going to be looking for a way to turn this country around and bring it back to what it should stand for and be all about: better futures for you and your children, solving the problems that affect us here in America. ”

Sorry for the long transcript posting. I just wanted to get the point across. Will Obama ever make one of his great speeches and say these things? I just don’t think so. He either doesn’t believe these things or he’s too bipartisan to plainly state that he is. Both are problematic — Democrats want someone who will speak for them and their values, not an empty shell. Hillary is the key to victory, she has already overtaken Obama on his main selling point: appeal to Reagan Democrats (it’s now called racist to even refer to them), even though many of them certainly see themselves as whites and, what do you know, a lot of them are.

FWIW the improvements in the Clinton campaign have fairly confirmed to me that Mark Penn’s ignorance and stupidity cost Hillary early on, but it’s not too late, fellow Dems. We don’t have to have Obama shoved down our throats. Go Hillary – I’m canvassing in KY.

 
 

deal-breakers?

well… i live in florida.

seriously, if all the math still adds up in obama’s favor, even when all the votes for clinton are counted [not split 50/50] why is he, and his supporters too, not asking for all the florida and michigan delegates to be seated, and to have all their votes counted, just as they were cast? it’s not the voters who monkeyed with the schedule, but they’re the ones being punished.

yeahyeahyeah, i know, rulez is rulez. how very authoritarian of y’all.

speaking of voting, this is the first time in years and years that voters in the very last primaries have felt like they’ve got a voice in choosing the nominee. democrats are turning out in droves. damn it, stfu and let them vote!

the misogyny, really, we’re tired of it. apologize for it and then cut it out.

except for that, i pretty much agree with everything else you’ve said here.

 
 

Democrats want someone who will speak for them and their values, not an empty shell.

and they have proven this by voting for the empty shell in greater numbers.

 
 

Obama can’t win, because his supporters are all shiftless, lazy niggers elitists.

Wait, actually that’s not funny. In truth I’m just showing off my elitist strikethrough skills. EAT IT!

 
 

Random Observer said:
Perhaps the most important principle, the one most worth sticking to, is not elevating your own ego above the lives the thousands of people.

if you choose to not vote out of “principle” the principle you are celebrating is extreme selfishness. It takes real arrogance to believe that “being true to yourself” or some shit like that is more important than life or death for others.

This is the soul and centre of the general election. If your pique at being denied your perfect candidate is more important than thousands upon thousands of innocent human lives, that’s your business. Jesus, I’d vote for Saddam fucking Hussein over McCain, if he got the Dem nomination. Satan and all his little wizards. The Wicked Witch of the West. Anyone other than John McCain, because there’s a good chance that electing John McCain as Prez might be the last thing democratic America ever does.

 
 

This rapprochement jive grows tiresome.

Waz thees a rapprochement?

 
 

Oh dear
the only ‘funny’ smear that springs to mind is too close to racist, even as a mocking type thing.

Ok, since you insisted.
I heard an Obama surrogate suggest the other day that Hillary is secretly half black with weird recessive genes or summin.
Then they asked whether Aunt Jemima is really who we want running the country.
*runsplzdon’tkillmeireallydon’tmeaniteeeeeek*

 
 

Aaaaaand another thing: personally, I don’t give a tinker’s cuss which of the two virtually indistinguishable candidates get the Dem nomination, but I wish they’d bloody well hurry up about it. The delay only benefits the Repubs, while the Dem partisans chew each other to bloody scraps.

Frankly, I lose confidence daily in both candidates. Neither is perfect, and honestly, neither is worth getting excited about. Both are infinitely better than one more Republican prez.

Fergodssakes, toss a coin. Get it over with.

 
Doug H. (Fausto no more)
 

No board was spared, not even Teh Sadly.

 
 

Is it true that if she doesn’t get the nomination, Hillary is voting for McCain?

 
 

So it is important that, as we go forward in this campaign, that we recognize we are all on the same team.

we are all on the same team

we are all on the same team

we are all on the same team

we are all on the same team

Why don’t you get that through your thick fucking skull and quit talking about voting for McCain, you dumbfuck? Or better yet, just fuck off already.

 
 

Oh, BTW, CRUSADE GET, BICHES!!!!111!!1!!!!

 
 

t4toby is such an elitist!

 
 

sheesh! Over 1090! Havent read them all, but what the heck, I liked Obama’s victory speech in North Carolina (and a search indicates it has not been quoted here):

… This primary season may not be over, but when it is, we will have to remember who we are as Democrats – that we are the party of Jefferson and Jackson; of Roosevelt and Kennedy; and that we are at our best when we lead with principle; when we lead with conviction; when we summon an entire nation around a common purpose – a higher purpose. This fall, we intend to march forward as one Democratic Party, united by a common vision for this country. Because we all agree that at this defining moment in history – a moment when we’re facing two wars, an economy in turmoil, a planet in peril – we can’t afford to give John McCain the chance to serve out George Bush’s third term. We need change in America.

The woman I met in Indiana who just lost her job, and her pension, and her insurance when the plant where she worked at her entire life closed down – she can’t afford four more years of tax breaks for corporations like the one that shipped her job overseas. She needs us to give tax breaks to companies that create good jobs here in America. She can’t afford four more years of tax breaks for CEOs like the one who walked away from her company with a multi-million dollar bonus. She needs middle-class tax relief that will help her pay the skyrocketing price of groceries, and gas, and college tuition. That’s why I’m running for President.

The college student I met in Iowa who works the night shift after a full day of class and still can’t pay the medical bills for a sister who’s ill – she can’t afford four more years of a health care plan that only takes care of the healthy and the wealthy; that allows insurance companies to discriminate and deny coverage to those Americans who need it most. She needs us to stand up to those insurance companies and pass a plan that lowers every family’s premiums and gives every uninsured American the same kind of coverage that Members of Congress give themselves. That’s why I’m running for President.

The mother in Wisconsin who gave me a bracelet inscribed with the name of the son she lost in Iraq; the families who pray for their loved ones to come home; the heroes on their third and fourth and fifth tour of duty – they can’t afford four more years of a war that should’ve never been authorized and never been waged. They can’t afford four more years of our veterans returning to broken-down barracks and substandard care. They need us to end a war that isn’t making us safer. They need us to treat them with the care and respect they deserve. That’s why I’m running for President.

The man I met in Pennsylvania who lost his job but can’t even afford the gas to drive around and look for a new one – he can’t afford four more years of an energy policy written by the oil companies and for the oil companies; a policy that’s not only keeping gas at record prices, but funding both sides of the war on terror and destroying our planet in the process. He doesn’t need four more years of Washington policies that sound good, but don’t solve the problem. He needs us to take a permanent holiday from our oil addiction by making the automakers raise their fuel standards, corporations pay for their pollution, and oil companies invest their record profits in a clean energy future. That’s the change we need. And that’s why I’m running for President. …

 
 

Is it true that if she doesn’t get the nomination, Hillary is voting for McCain?

Win. (In a thread this long, there can be many winners)

 
 

I wanna sack Jerusalem!

 
 

“We don’t have to have Obama shoved down our throats.”

I am sick to death of the rampant misandry regularly displayed in the groupthink of the hive-minded Hillbot borg. That’s it, I’m voting for Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho!

 
 

something tells me that Obama speech won’t satisfy Iris, even though it is exactly what she asked for.

 
 

We don’t have to have Obama shoved down our throats.

Usually what happens when you, y’know, win fucking elections.

You’re pathetic. ESAD.

 
 

Hillary is the key to victory, she has already overtaken Obama on

Jack shit.

 
 

Another smear:
Obama personally created this.

 
Matt McMahon going for the win
 

This letter comes to you in the hope that it will find the place in your mind where rationality resides and where decency and sanity, coupled with a healthy sense of anger, will trigger appropriate action. To get immediately to the point, the public is like a giant that John McCain has blindfolded, drugged, and gagged. This giant has plugs in his ears and McCain leads him around by the nose. Clearly, such a giant needs to follow through on the critical work that has already begun. That’s why I feel obligated to notify the giant (i.e., the public) that just because McCain and his cohorts don’t like being labelled as “quixotic, pudibund guttersnipes” or “foul good-for-nothings” doesn’t mean the shoe doesn’t fit.

In retrospect, McCain has always been more randy than most capricious nobodies. Accordingly, I oppose his biases because they are infantile. I oppose them because they are brusque. And I oppose them because they will place stumbling blocks in front of those of us who seek value and fulfilment in our personal and professional lives sometime soon. If I wanted to brainwash and manipulate a large segment of the population, I would convince them that space gods arriving in flying saucers will save humanity from self-destruction. In fact, that’s exactly what McCain does as part of his quest to offer hatred with an intellectual gloss. If he had lived the short, sickly, miserable life of a chattel serf in the ages “before technocracy” he wouldn’t be so keen to stand in the way of progress. Maybe he’d even begin to realize that I have a dream, a mission, a set path that I would like to travel down. Specifically, my goal is to contribute to the intellectual and spiritual health of the body politic. Of course, he keeps trying to deceive us into thinking that his vituperations enhance performance standards, productivity, and competitiveness. The purpose of this deception may be to turn our country into a nerdy cesspool overrun with scum, disease, and crime. Or maybe the purpose is to distort the facts. Oh what a tangled web McCain weaves when first he practices to deceive. A final word: As soon as John McCain’s expositors obliterate our sense of identity, their ruses will cease to call for proper disciplinary action against him and his disciples and instead will help crude money-worshippers back up their prejudices with “scientific” proof.

 
kind of an off white
 

Hipparchia, that’s not what “authoritarian” means. See, it would actually be authoritarian to ignore the rules if your leader (loosely defined) would benefit from your doing so. You can probably see where I’m going with this so I won’t overexplain.

 
 

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and they have proven this by voting for the empty shell in greater numbers.

You have me there…so they have. Maybe you can explain to me how that happened and why so many Obama supporters are just now making an attempt to find out why we might have favored the eeeevil Hillary?

 
 

Just wanted to say that I didn’t post that spam above….

 
 

Maybe you can explain again how you’d prefer McCain over Obama.

Or you could, I dunno, fuck off.

 
 

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I’d hate to see the gas bill for this thread.

 
 

I should fuck off! I’m a pathetic sack of shit!

 
 

Maybe you can explain to me how that happened

voters researched the two candidates and voted.

why so many Obama supporters are just now making an attempt to find out why we might have favored the eeeevil Hillary?

Hardly anyone is wondering why Hillary voters support Hillary.

the questions on the table were (1) Why is Corrente Wire/Lambert being such an asshole and (2) why are some Hillary voters saying they’ll support McCain over Obama.

 
 

I was away from this for most of the day, and there’s no way I’m going to read 1100 comments, but I can see that there’re some truly amazing examples of delusional jive and limp-dick rationalization in this thread. How did these people get so wrapped up in this?

 
 

I’ll support McCain because I’m a stupid fucking clown!

 
 

Over 1100 comments and not one joke about me?

 
 

No need to namejack Iris. It’s plenty stupid all by itsself.

So, tell us again how it’d be far better to campaign for McCain than allow Obama into the Whitehouse. Tell us how doing so proves that you’re the true progressive, while the rest of us are dupes.

Note I didn’t say dopes, since that would be sexist.

 
 

Wow, the Obama Fan Base is now resorting to spamming “I’m a fucking moron” over and over…welcome to the New Democratic Party…sort of like the old Democratic party, except even more immature and sexist.

 
 

I’m a true progressive because I make poopy!

 
 

Iris said,
May 9, 2008 at 2:10
Just wanted to say that I didn’t post that spam above….

I am a moron. Note the difference when I say it.

 
 

Because apparently I think “fucking moron” is sexist. Wanna know why? Becauuuuuuuuuse…I’m a fucking moron!

 
 

The New Democratic Party = people who won’t vote for McCain. Sort of like the old Democratic Party, except we tell people who will vote for McCain to fuck off and die.

 
 

Also, the fact is, Gary Ruppert is hot.

 
 

Wanna go out?

 
 

The fact is, YES, YES!

 
 

Any chance of getting this troll banned that keeps impersonating me?

 
 

Shalom gentlemen.

 
 

If you want blood, you got it.

 
 

Oh yes, Iris, you’ve earned the right to call the shots around here.

 
 

Sorry, around here we ban McCain supporters, not those who mock them.

Are you going to respond to me, Iris? Are you going to defend voting for McCain on progressive grounds? Or will you fuck right off?

 
 

Iris, people are fed up with your divisive trolling tactics. Perhaps you can find another thread to pretend to be a democrat in.

The so-called Obama fan base has repeatedly mentioned it would vote for Hillary. If she wins the nomination (which she won’t, but anyway…) she’ll have the support of Obama voters. There’s nothing for you to sink your gums into here.

 
 

If you lived in Cambridge, you’d have been home in time for the Battle of Hastings.

If I lived in Cambridge, I’d be poorer and gardenless! Though I have to admit I like strolling up Mass Ave from Central Square, admiring the rich tapestry of life – from homeless to elitist…

Still, unless you can find me a two-bedroom with garden for under $700/month, Marita, I’m staying put!!

Well, for now. Just until I win the lottery. Which I never play because what? I’m a fool?!?!?!

 
 

What’s wrong with a protest vote? The Obots will realize the error of their ways (not appeasing me), and everything will end up fine after four years of McCain, who is a fine man.

Also, I make poopy.

 
 

Ah. I understand now. It’s bracket slash i bracket at the end of the quote! Interesting!

 
 

When you put it that way, Doodle Bean, can you hook us up with a 2 BR with a garden for $700?

 
 

Iris: Any chance of getting this troll banned that keeps impersonating me?

Gary Ruppert’s peeved that you’re impersonating him. Should we ban you? (not that I have the power to ban anyone…if I could I’d probably accidentally ban you and conveniently forget how to unban you).

 
 

This will surely draw 1,000 more comments:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6Lstkiexhc

* pokes trolls with stick *

 
 

I’m just surprised it took this long for someone to namejack Iris, because that’s our usual method of dealing with trolls around here—they become part of teh Sadly Borg.

Surprisingly effective.

 
Jason Ambrose
 

Have I scared off that fucking dope?

 
 

Also, I just want to point out that it takes several seconds for this page to load on my 10Mbps Road Runner line.

SEVERAL SECONDS, people.

Think of what you’re doing to the hamsters! Maybe someone should check on them…you know…just in case.

Don’t want the place to start smelling.

 
 

Wow, the Obama Fan Base is now resorting to spamming “I’m a fucking moron” over and over…welcome to the New Democratic Party…

As they say ’round here… Sadly, no! It’s just Sadly, No! See, you might want to get a feel for a site’s culture and rules before trolling posting for the first time. So let me be the first to officially welcome you to Sadly, No!, where the art of creative sock puppetry is held in high esteem, no matter what Ann Althouse says. Mockery in all flavors from erudite to juvenile – that’s S,N! If you did check things out first and still expected a prolonged, polite debate here, well… …you’re a fucking moron.

If you didn’t, then you’re just a clueless internet n00b. Or a troll. Your choice.

 
 

You’re right! I am a fucking moron!

(I don’t think she’s coming back.)

 
vast swaths of innocent Iranians
 

Hello, American friends. Are you remembering that time after September the 11th when we held candlelight vigils to be showing our solidarity with you? We hate to bring this up as a–how you say? Quid pro quo? Anyway, we were wondering if maybe you could think of that come November, and perhaps to be thinking twice before casting a protest vote that would be resulting in the election of a man who would… hold on, my english is not so good.

(flips through phrasebook)

Ah, yes. A man who would bomb the living shit out of us, is what I mean to say.

Also, I believe the president of America chooses judges for some kind of very important court, though I am forgetting what it is called. The Top Court? The Bestest Court?

 
 

welcome to the New Democratic Party…sort of like the old Democratic party, except even more immature and sexist.

John *I call my wife a cunt in public* McCain is Iris’ idea of a mature and feminist-thinking candidate.

Clearly, Iris is not a fan of the Democratic Party. Nor has she ever been.

 
 

(I don’t think [Iris is] coming back.)

Oh, what a fucking shame.

Genghis Khan’s birthday coming up at 1162 (approximately).

 
 

Damn, I started reading this thread almost eight hours ago, my eyes got too bleary after 900 odd posts, and now I come back, and it’s still going!

Glad to see that wonderlicious S,N! snark has come back, though. It got kinda Great Orange Satan around here for a while.

 
 

Will this thread reach official leet status?

 
 

Hillary supporters are the new dittoheads.

 
 

Jeezus Haploid Christ on a used corn dog stick. This thread has to be a record of some kind. I’d say for trollish uselessness, but I think the thread a few down where “The Toof” lets his hair, possibly singular, down might have that covered.

Also, though it’s from fark, I thought I’d mention that Hil has even managed to piss off Wesley fucking Crusher.

 
 

…can you hook us up with a 2 BR with a garden for $700?

Such damnably bad timing since the unit next to mine rented on April 1… and last Sunday night I had to call the cops on the new tenants who had ‘a domestic’.

I’ll let you know if the loud, awful, disturbing, oh-no-I-do-not-want-to-listen-that, OMG-was-that-a-body-slamming-against-the-wall-? noise recurs and continues. If so, I will get them out of there.

Although there would be a problem for you guys if it worked out: the garden is mine!

 
 

I resent the association. I have known many fucking morons. I worked with fucking morons. I are a fucking moron. And Iris is…pretty damn stupid.

 
 

Does DA get a free toaster oven for generating over a 1000 comments?

 
 

Does DA get a free toaster oven for generating over a 1000 comments?

I’m hoping he gets one of the moderately priced ones. The bugs haven’t been cleaned out of the free ones.

 
 

#

henry lewis said,

May 9, 2008 at 3:04

Does DA get a free toaster oven for generating over a 1000 comments?

No, but hear that Iris may finally catch a clue.

 
 

Dood.

Three goddam beautiful words.

“Open Source Toaster”.

I want to do an advertising campaign and see what I get for hitz….

mikey

 
 

I get it now, I was confused at first. I’m breaking up the unity so I must be a troll.

And FWIW here’s the ‘creative class’ used in context:

http://www.openleft.com/showDiary.do?diaryId=5637

Cultural Shift: Out with Bubbas, up with Creatives: There should be a major cultural shift in the party, where the southern Dems and Liebercrat elite will be largely replaced by rising creative class types.

There’s your definition, I guess. You tell me what it means. Sounds to me an awful lot like the educated, affluent or at least ‘comfortable’ class…the kind that isn’t really demanding substantive political change, just substantive image change.

 
 

No, but hear that Iris may finally catch a clue.

Sadly, No!

 
 

Also, though it’s from fark, I thought I’d mention that Hil has even managed to piss off Wesley fucking Crusher.

I’m too old and cynical to be as enthusiastic about Obama as he is, but otherwise he wrote a pretty good piece.

 
 

No Iris, this:
“Will Obama ever make one of his great speeches and say these things? I just don’t think so. He either doesn’t believe these things or he’s too bipartisan to plainly state that he is.”

is why you are a troll. see here: http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/9403.html#comment-602752

 
 

“Open Source Toaster”

That is indeed great. Trademark quick.

 
 

Iris – Have you not picked up on our utter contempt for your nitwititude? Or are you just a masochist?

You’re tedious. Fuck off.

 
 

If you insist that Obama won this nomination legtimately by blocking revotes in Florida and Michigan then don’t be suprised when he loses those two states come November, and when people like me vote for the party that doesn’t disenfranchise millions of voters in the name of adherence to the rules.

Whut!?! The Republicans don’t disenfranchise millions of voters? Man, oh man, where the hell have you been for the last decade?

 
 

If you’re not a troll, Iris you’re just stoopid. “Creative Class” is a fairly well defined term – oh if only there were some way you could look it up…

Now fuck off, moron.

 
 

Iris, you’re not a troll for breaking the unity. You’re a troll because you’re encouraging Democrats to vote for McCain.

You might think we forgot about that, but we haven’t. Now come on, explain, in detail, how voting for McCain will help further progressivism.

Also, some substantive criticism of Obama would be nice. Just so we’re clear, “Obama supporters are sexist meanies” and “Obama must be an empty suit because I choose to ignore his stated policy goals because loading up his website is too hard” are not substantive.

Or you could fuck off. You know, whatever.

 
 

The creative class would like to have some modern art and a new latte machine.

Otherwise, we’re good with war in Iraq, torture, and nuking Iran, just like the salt of the earth blue collar shot-drinking gun-shooting champion of the lower class.

kthxbai!

 
 

Oh please! Parody the trolls*, mock them, skewer them with your wit, ignore them, but please don’t engage them in any sort of debate! We’re snarkier than that!

*Yeah, I know it’s difficult nowadays. I tried it with “The Troof” and people thought it was real. Yes, I’m lookin’ at you, g!

 
 

you do have a point there, off white.

 
 

Actually, I expect nothing but the purest of lulz if Iris tries to defend her calls for true progressives to vote McCain over the Obamination. Sadly, it’s just not interested, cuz like that’d be hard, and Netvocates only pays a nickel a post.

 
 

Will this thread reach official leet status?

What? It hasn’t already?!?!?!?!?!

 
 

Damn, 1170 comments?

Could someone please summarize this whole thread for me?

 
 

Obama refused to acknowledge that Wright was a race-pimp — someone who took the legitimate frustrations of African Americans and deliberately exacerbated them for his own benefit.

Plukasiak’s credibility circling the drain…

I mean, when 92% of African Americans who say that race was not a factor in their choice for President support Barack Obama, you gotta be skeptical about the results of polling done among African Americans

And… down it goes, as he pulls a statistic out of his ass, only to declare that it must be false, AND pointedly refuse to provide a link.

Ok, I’m not even close to halfway through this thread and I’m done with it.

Who knew olive branches could be so incendiary?

 
 

If our party leaders know they can count on us no matter how much they stab us in the back, they’ll never address the issues that matter to us, and we’ll be asked again and again to wait.

Iris, let me try once more: hang on, here’s an analogy. Imagine you’re on a train, a speeding train (okay, it’s historical, there are no trains any more). The speeding train, having rushed through a dozen level crossings, killed countless schoolchildren, old folks with Zimmer frames, what have you, is headed towards a cliff. Not Clif, just a generic sharp end to the landscape.

There’s a bunch of other people on the train with you. Some of them wanted to go to Kansas. Some of them wanted to go to Normal. Some of them wanted to go skiing in Aspen. Some of them just wanted to get out of their home town. And some of them, a whole lot of them, want to remove the brakes and see the train go over the edge.

Do you:
a) Join whoever’s trying to slam the brakes on and slow the fucker down enough to stop it going over the cliff, and then worry about how to get home; or
b) Stamp your little foot and say that you’re going to help those sabotaging the brake effort unless everyone promises to take you to St Louis.

Because it’s that serious now, Iris. I’m not talking about who I’d choose for the Dem nom, because that would have been Kucinich/Dodd/someone else. I don’t give a single solitary fuck. This is about stopping the US’ headlong rush to world annihilation.

Once the train is stopped, once the Democrat is safely installed and Bush booted out, then and only then can we return to business as usual, political arguing as usual. Until then, Iris, this play-school politicking is insane. Really.

And before you start complaining about how Hilary’s better than Obama, and you’d rather tip the scales for McCain than vote for Obama, and how we’re all misogynist, please remember that I have never, once, not fucking once, expressed a preference for either Hilary or Obama. Not once.

Know why? Because from where I stand, they are virtually indistinguishable. You may think differently. You may think that another few thousand foreign lives are worth sacrificing to ‘show the party leadership that we can’t be pushed around’ or whatever. But from here they’re almost identical. Clinton says 97 where Obama says 98. Obama says magenta where Clinton says carmine. Both say trees are good. Both say murder is bad. Big fat hairy deal.

But if you can honestly believe that it’s more important to punish the party leaders (as if they’d ever even notice, or care) than to possibly prevent the murder of more innocent people, and possibly prevent a global thermonuclear war, then you’re a fucking idiot.

 
 

kc said,

May 9, 2008 at 3:53

Damn, 1170 comments?

Could someone please summarize this whole thread for me?

Okey Dokey!

 
 

Could someone please summarize this whole thread for me?

Mrs. Dash rules but if you think Chef Paul’s is better I’m gonna chug-a-lug a whole bottle of Tabasco Sauce.

 
 

Could someone please summarize this whole thread for me?

Barack Obama is a misogyinist asshole.

Hillary Clinton is a racist asshole.

Anybody who supports ANYBODY is a fuckwad.

If you don’t stay home in November or at least vote for McCain you are a traitor to your party and a racist misogynist.

That should do it….

mikey

 
 

Could someone please summarize this whole thread for me?

Sure. Waaaaahhhh. You Obamabots are so mean. We’re all morons. McCain makes me wet.

That pretty much sums it up.

 
 

So in the interest of driving this thing to long thread territory, a contest: Funniest smear against your own candidate (or supporters) wins.

Obama in response to a reporter’s foreign policy question: “Why can’t I just drink my latte?”

 
 

Just Allison, your handle used to be Qetesh the shaved Abyssinian, right?

If that is so, then welcome back! Your comment at May 9, 2008 at 3:54 shows why you were welcomed. I remember you used to write these long, and rather powerful, comments.

 
 

Oh, fercryinoutloud… There were already 500 posts when I made that comment and had only read up to about 300. Now it’s over 1100?!?

Fuck this, I’m outtahere.

 
 

Thanks for the summaries. Oy.

This is why I’ve cut way back on blogreading the last couple of months. I just don’t get how anyone who supports Hillary OR Obama could even think about voting for McCain if their pet candidate doesn’t win. I don’t know what the hell is wrong with those people. If enough Democrats think that way, then fuck, we just don’t deserve to win an election. Ever.

 
 

I mean, when 92% of African Americans who say that race was not a factor in their choice for President support Barack Obama, you gotta be skeptical about the results of polling done among African Americans

Sweet Jesus, tell me a Democrat didn’t write that. Please.

 
 

A Democrat didn’t write that.

 
 

Ultimately, while it’s honorable and commendable to be passionate about your political beliefs, you can only be responsible for your own vote.

You will take it to your polling place and cast it. Right up and down the ballot, participating to the extent possible in the remainder of the representative democracy that our founders envisioned.

Or you stay home. You sit on the couch and watch cable news, gripping shreds of newsprint in your sweat – soaked palm, screaming clever epithets at the candidates, who live and die on aggregate, not individual votes, and so of course, do not, and will not, hear you…

mikey

 
 

I just don’t get how anyone who supports Hillary OR Obama could even think about voting for McCain if their pet candidate doesn’t win.

Bear in mind that we’re talking about someone whose brain isn’t plugged in.

 
 

would like recognized is
Submitted by Paul_Lukasiak on Thu, 2008-05-08 19:02.
I would like recognized is that my perception that some Obama supporters exhibit cult-like behavior is reality-based. Apparently, for some, even that is too much.

have you every noticed how cult members always deny that they are members of a cult? That the best you can get out of a cult member is that some of their fellow believers are a tad over-zealous at times — that not only are they personally not “cultists”, but there is no “cult” at all?

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The thing about interventions? Someone actually has to care enough about you to go through the suffering and the hassle.

 
 

Kathleen writes:

The questions on the table were (1) Why is Corrente Wire/Lambert being such an asshole…

Let me answer that: I enjoy it.

Quality work, Kathleen!

 
 

EnfantTerrible said,

If Obama gets the nomination, great! If Clinton gets the nomination, great! I will happily support either of them. I’ll even support a mop handle with a hat on it, if it has a chance of preventing a third Bush term.

Gotta get past the “my candidate or eternal suckitude” thinking, peoples. There is too much at stake.

Because this is too great a comment to only be posted once.

 
 

From correntwire:

What Does Obama Need To Do To Get My Vote?

1. End the caucuses. Secret ballot primaries only.

2. Regional primaries. Five of them, in rotation, beginning in February and ending in June. Iowa and New Hampshire can get in line with everyone else.

3. Closed primaries. Democrats should select our nominee.

4. Select the nominee by popular vote. Delegates should be used for other intra-party buisness at the convention, but let the voters select the nominee.

How to you even mock this? To get their vote Obama needs to build a time machine, the re-do all the voting under new rules…gotcha.

 
 

“Could someone please summarize this whole thread for me?”

Shorter Thread:

Prima: STFU FGT
Secunda: NO U
Prima: U 1ST
(repeat X 400)

I don’t really have a horse in this race, but I sure am curious: how do the HRC supporters rationalize the support she now has from the likes of Ann “Those 9/11 Widows are just Attention Whores” Coulter & Rush “Oxycontin Warrior” Limbaugh, let alone her making huggy-kissy with the likes of Scaife & Murdoch? If she was my preferred candidate, that shit would lose me faster than a fat-deposit up a liposuction hose. Sort of hard not to notice, what with it being all over the Interwebs & the TeeVee & all.

Also, please note how Berlusconi won his throne back recently in Italia, in a manner very unusual for a media magnate & attention-whore – he did it by NOT campaigning much at all, & letting his opponent hang himself. Heaven help you if McCain’s people use that tactic: you won’t have 1/2 as much ammo as you’ll need to take him down, & at this rate, you might just be doing his heavy lifting FOR him by the fall.

The GOP’s most deadly Secret Weapon?
The Democratic Circular Firing Squad.

Oh, I keep forgetting: election campaigns are no time for conscious thought – silly me.

 
 

lambert strether said,

May 9, 2008 at 4:32

Kathleen writes:

The questions on the table were (1) Why is Corrente Wire/Lambert being such an asshole…

Let me answer that: I enjoy it.

Quality work, Kathleen!

Was that supposed to be ironic, lambert?

 
The Hamsters of Sadly, No!
 

[gasp] Oh god, our paws are killing us! At least give us some more pellets you bastards!

 
 

Don’t worry though, he will disappoint you in just the same way, but at least he will get what he wants. I can’t wait to read you bashing him in 5 years for actually doing politics. How dare those politicans practice politics!!!!!!!

Hey, Get Real, I’d be thrilled to the marrow to have the opportunity to start bashing either Prez Barry or Prez Hill in January 08. I’d giggle my knickers off, on a daily basis. Truly, it would give me nothing but pleasure to be able to finally breathe a sigh of relief and join the club holding a Dem president’s feet to the fire. Honestly, nothing would give me greater pleasure.

You see, you fail to understand one very simple thing: we here aren’t fanatical Obama supporters. Nor are we fanatical Hillary supporters. We’re simply rational, sensible, somewhat scared folk, who realise that (a) we’re never gonna get the candidates we want, or even anything that comes close, and (b) this particular general election is far too important to the entire breathing world to fuck around with.

And yes, atheist, I was Qetesh. Alas, the poor Abby has shuffled off this mortal coil, so I’ve dropped the nym. Glad you liked reading some of my comments. I sometimes expected to read a textual raspberry for wiffling on so long.

 
 

In order to get their vote, Obama needs to fly, like Superman did in the movie, around the Earth counter to the Earth’s rotation. He needs to do this so fast that he actually reverses the flow of time. Then he needs to save Lois Lane from certain death.

Then they will think of voting for him.

 
 

Next target: The signing of the Magna Carta

 
 

Not quite, atheist.

He, and every single one of his Borg Obamabot supporters, has to apologize for all the mean things done to them from 2nd grade until now.

And that still won’t be enough, because on the internet you can’t see who is crossing their fingers.

 
 

OT at comment #43,570,344,593,409,745

I picked up my new scooter and drove it home tonight. If there was a malfunctioning gbear bot this evening, it would be saying this:

fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun! fun!

 
 

Man, it still just tears me up that you guys get pellets. Delivered to your door no less. what elitists.

 
 

And yes, atheist, I was Qetesh. Alas, the poor Abby has shuffled off this mortal coil, so I’ve dropped the nym. Glad you liked reading some of my comments.

Ah that’s too bad. Count me as one who enjoyed your Qetesh posts.

You’re still a fucking Obot though! The more you deny it the more it only confirms it!

 
 

I ….
I posted here this morning, and went to work. I ate lunch, I read a book, and did a lot of work. I went to the gym, ate dinner, watched some TV and talked to friends.

There are 1,200 comments here. I’m sorry, I’m just not reading them. Even my ego isn’t enough to get me to look for responses to what I said this morning.

So, what’s on for tomorrow?

 
 

[…] Sadly, NO!: Have Obama and his supporters fucked up and been nasty and divisive and shitty at times? Yeah. So has she and so have hers. Both deserve to be raked over the coals when they sling Rovian mud at each other or blatantly and unconstructively break the 11th commandment or fling race and gender cards around or talk about obliterating Iran or invading Pakistan. […]

 
 

What? It hasn’t already?!?!?!?!?!

No, it hasn’t reached 1337 status.

I was being punny.

 
 

Sounds to me an awful lot like the educated, affluent or at least ‘comfortable’ class…the kind that isn’t really demanding substantive political change, just substantive image change.

Get lost, you fucking troll.

 
Karate Bearfighter
 

First!

 
The Sadly, No! Troll Players
 

Greetings, ladies and gentlemen! For the upcoming summer season, we will be featuring a new character, Isis! Buzz phrases will include “creative class,” “fake change,” and our favorite, “New Democratic Party”!

So join us as we present our newest treasure. All your old pals- Gary Ruppert, Matt McMahon, Jason Ambrose, even the Malfunctioning Glenn Reynolds Robot- are still here too.

 
The Sadly, No! Troll Players
 

Er, Iris. Fuck off, it’s late.

 
 

Iris, for the love of God, just go vote for McCain. Get an absentee ballot and send it in today. Then shut the fuck up about it.

And in four years, when you and yours are about to come to me telling me I need to fall in line behind your candidate in the name of party unity and preventing another disastrous four years of President McCain, let me invite you to go fuck yourself now and save you the trouble of bothering me over this later. If this election goes south because a bunch of sore losers decided to protest not getting their way, then I will officially be done with this party. I don’t need to be in a co-dependent relationship with a bunch of people who are addicted to losing every four years.

 
The Sadly, No! Troll Players
 

And to warm up the audience, we’re proud to present Rugged In Montana with His Badgers & Pelicans Extravaganza!

Free pemmican to the first 100 seated!

 
 

I have a walk on in the third act.

 
 

Mmmm… pemmican.

 
 

Magna Carta (Latin for “Great Charter”, literally “Great Paper”), also called Magna Carta Libertatum (“Great Charter of Freedoms”), is an English charter originally issued in 1215. It required the King to renounce certain rights, respect certain legal procedures and accept that his will could be bound by the law. It explicitly protected certain rights of the King’s subjects, whether free or fettered — most notably the writ of habeas corpus, allowing appeal against unlawful imprisonment.

Magna Carta was the most significant early influence on the extensive historical process that led to the rule of constitutional law today. Magna Carta influenced the development of the common law and many constitutional documents, such as the United States Constitution. Many clauses were renewed throughout the Middle Ages, and continued to be renewed as late as the 18th century. By the second half of the 19th century however, most clauses in their original form had been repealed from English law.

Magna Carta was the first document forced onto an English King by his subjects in an attempt to limit his powers by law. (It was preceded by the 1100 Charter of Liberties in which King Henry I voluntarily stated that his own powers were under the law).

 
 

No more easy shit!

Next target: The Singularity!

 
 

No more easy shit!
Next target: The Singularity!

No way! You ain’t skipping the Inquisition of Toulouse. I wanna burn me some heretics!

 
 

Alas, the poor Abby has shuffled off this mortal coil

Oh, Alison… I’m sorry ’bout Qetesh.

And Iris? Fuck off. No, really. If you think McCain would be a better choice than Obama, just Fuck. The. Hell. Off. Should Clinton win the nomination I’m gonna pull the lever for her despite my substantive disagreements with her.

If you can say the same thing about Obama, please accept my apologies; otherwise, well… Fuck off, troll.

 
 

Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., was the most liberal senator in 2007, according to National Journal’s 27th annual vote ratings. The insurgent presidential candidate shifted further to the left last year in the run-up to the primaries, after ranking as the 16th- and 10th-most-liberal during his first two years in the Senate.

That gawd damned right wing cipher!

/hillary’s left wing

 
 

Funniest thing the blathering Iris troll did was ask if a person who called her a moron twice could be banned.

 
 

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Since Iris sez she ain’t gonna vote this fall, why is even writin’ ?

 
 

The insurgent presidential candidate shifted further to the left last year in the run-up to the primaries

See, there’s his problem. As Clinton knows, you’re supposed to shift right in the runup to the primaries. And then when that strategy tanks, start talking race.

 
 

Since Iris sez she ain’t gonna vote this fall, why is even writin’ ?

I believe she said she was going to vote – for McCain, rather than Obama.

 
 

lambert sez I’m an asshole because I enjoy it!

well, jesus I would hope so. I’d hate to think you spend all that effort and be unhappy.

 
 

I didn’t think Iris was that bad. I think there are a lot of dum dums on the internet. She was fine.

I denounce this entire thread for attempting to overrun and disgrace the entire greatness of the long thread.

If I may for a moment, the entire season of coverage has made it impossible for us to know things that have been going on. It is true that supporting Obama takes a leap of faith because he has not announced a jihad against the war criminals currently among us. We certainly hope this is for the sake of appearances only. However, it may be that he will just out-Clinton the Clinton of 92-96 who decided to play ball with Republicans, not even realizing what the rules of the game actually are.

We got Obama-Clinton because the media chose to ignore Edwards. Dodd was the only one to continue to lead in the Senate, while Clinton and Obama both played it somewhat safe. Clinton has been spun very unfairly to the point that even if she is now on the low road she was assumed to be on the low road many months before she was now, thanks to a stream of innuendo and obnoxious “horse race” style reporting from Drudge, the Politico, and in my mind the disgraced Talking Points Memo.

I wash my hands of it all.

I declare this thread to be illegitimate, and that I have certainly typed the most thoughtful and deserving 1000th comment.

 
 

You may have found a loophole for the thread win, but this isn’t a big enough thread to count. And you didn’t win it by enough anyway. So obviously the ultimate win will be mine. Real soon now.

 
 

to this post i can only add (really at over 1000 comments? fuckin’ a):
word
word
also

word

but i’m pretty sure i said it first and often around here.

 
 

Where de white wimmen at?

 
 

And yes, atheist, I was Qetesh. Alas, the poor Abby has shuffled off this mortal coil, so I’ve dropped the nym.

no. No. ¡NO!

¡¡¡NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0000000000000ooooooooooooo!!!!

 
dim-witted badger
 

See guys. I’ve been warning you and nobody listens. That “Iris” is a fucking pelican. I just know it. How do you like having to deal with it?

fucking pelicans.

 
 

Plus Lambert’s whole re-enactment of the Four Yorkshiremen sketch was funny to me.
I am going to have nightmares tonight about the Four Yorkshiremen of the Apocalypse.

 
 

Dennis, is it time for my violin solo yet?
I’ve been practicing for *hours*.
Dennis?

 
Senator Barack Obama (D, IL)
 

If Senator Clinton is nominated as the Demoratic Party’s Presidential candidate in the 2008 general election, I will, of course, vote for her, and gladly. And I hope my supporters and campaign workers will do likewise.

This is a crucial election cycle in the history of our great nation.
Eight years of secretive and essentially lawless government from a monolithically-united Republican party have taken the United States of America far down the path to an authoritarian form of government that is antithetical to our traditions and ideals.

Senator Clinton will make a fine Democratic President if elected.
I’d like to think that I could unify the electorate in a new way if I gain the nomination, but if that is not to be, we must unite as a party and as American citizens to reject the discredited policies of the past eight years of Republican governance.

Good luck to us all, and thank you all for caring so much and working so hard to bring about the change that our beloved country so desparately needs.

Good night.

 
 

Jennifer said,
May 8, 2008 at 19:59

…something incredibly intelligent and salient that’s well worth a read.

Hey, just trying to help those who have something to do for the next 3 days, by sorting wheat from chaff (and straw).

 
 

Yay for the Alison formerly known as Qetesh returning. Sorry for your loss.
You should have seen Jennifer back in the long dead Scrutator threads. She brought such wonderful whup ass with amazing regularity.

 
 

I keep hearing “we’re not all Obots”….but if you can point me to someone in this thread who has made the effort to communicate with Clinton supporters on the Clinton supporters terms,…well just do it. Maybe I missed those people in the deluge of groupthink here,… and if there are some non-Obots, I certainly do want to apologize to them.

Jeebus, PL, there’s about a thousand (count ’em!) comments up there from people saying something along the lines of “Neither of them are really progressive, but I’d rather vote for a dead dog’s arse than McCain”. And you think they’re Obama-bama-hey-oh-bama-bama-bots?

Okay, I’ll try to make this clear to even Clinton supporters: I personally have nothing against Clinton, Obama, or their supporters. I do, however, have something against anyone who would rather passively or actively support McCain in November just because their pet candidate didn’t get the guernsey. Those people are complete and utter knobheads.

Thank you for your attention.

 
 

“I picked up my new scooter and drove it home tonight.”

I said it before, and I’ll say it again – you meet the nicest people on a Honda.

 
 

Just for the hell of it…

I’ll admit, right up front, that Clinton was right near the bottom of my preferred candidates when this thing got started. I was, well, bitter about her vote for the war, her refusal to apologize for it, her pandering to the authoritarians with stuff like flag burning and video games (full disclosure: I’m an avid gamer) and “damn kids these days” stuff. I probably had her over Joementum II and Vilsak, but that was about it.

My preferences were pretty fluid; back in 2004, during the Democratic convention, I wrote about Obama’s keynote “I think we just saw the first black president speaking” but had become mildly disenchanted during some of the legislative battles of ’05 and ’06. Still, I liked him.

Edwards… Oh John, how we miss you. His apology for his war vote, his strong populist message, his unwavering support for universal healthcare… of the Big 3, he was my favorite, no question. Before the Iowa caucus returns came in, which I watched with 2 close friends from back home, I told them my choices were 1A. Edwards, 1B. Obama, and 5. Clinton.

Dodd was fantastic. The fighting for a free America he has done in the Senate has been outstanding. I hope we can pass him Senate Majority Leader in January 2009, cause Reid is just too cautious for my tastes. Hopefully we can get a strong progressive to take his seat when he retires in 2010.

I’ve soured on Denny Boy over the past 4 years. I honestly view him as, not an idealist, but a pandering fool who peddles snake oil via grandiose proposals and statements. So I was mildly contemptible of him this cycle.

Brief flirt with Gravel, it was nice having a crazy uncle type in the race. But it was last summer and, again, brief.

Richardson I thought was a great addition to the race, even if I had him ranked behind Dodd, Edwards, and Obama. I really hope Obama taps him for SecState; he knows the value of diplomacy.

So, there you go. A “full disclosure” type thing of why I’m an Obama supporter. Plus, maybe it’ll provide this thread ammo to keep this thing burning to 1337! Come on, Hundred Years’ War!

 
 

‘Pelican’ is a politically-unsound term for a skeptic:

This suggestion so outraged ufolgists that many of them still use the term “pelican” or “pelicanist” as a pejorative term for a debunker.

Pelican suit, meet mall.

 
 

Iris said,
May 8, 2008 at 22:34

She made him do it! Any woman will recognize that rationalization, and I’m sorry if that’s ‘playing gender politics’ but that’s one of the double standards to which Clinton has been held. The fact that it’s so hard for some to recognize is evidence to me of its insidiousness.

Hey Iris, that’s a load of cobblers. This particular woman, who has been reviled as a fairly strident feminist at times (had a friend once who had a lapel badge saying “I am a humourless feminist”. The fact that he was the quintessential bearded lefty made it particularly piquant), sees nothing sexist in that comment whatever. Really. It’s got nothing whatsoever to do with Clinton’s pink bits: it’s to do with the fact that the November election is crucial to the future of all life-kind.

 
 

Righteous Bubba said,
May 8, 2008 at 22:42

My Clinton just died tensely after nearly 134 minutes – she was the love of my sloppy idiotic life. What she had was an irritated carapace and if I had the money she would have lived many more years. She used to cross those legs with that sense of concentration each time she used the litter-box.

Uhhh, RB: bad timing, dude. Seriously bad timing.

 
 

#

The Hamsters of Sadly, No! said,

May 9, 2008 at 4:57

[gasp] Oh god, our paws are killing us! At least give us some more pellets you bastards!

Creeping Crippled Christ on a ’64 Impala Dipstick! This brings back the unpleasant memories of ’06 on this board, when the purity trolls first raised their mushy little heads and bleated about all the dire consequences of electing anyone that … well, pretty much anyone.

I did dig the vid referenced above about Hillary going apeshit in The Bunker and screeching at Bill, Carville et al. “I will fuck you in half! The goddam superdelegates were supposed to take the vote away from the people! I have the dumbest supporters ever! Half-blind geezers and illiterate dropouts!”

That alone was worth trudging thru all these comments. I even went over to Corrente. Sheesh. I remembered it as a semi-decent blog where from time to time, you could read something interesting about the media and the ongoing death of newspapers. Not as this dark screechy batcave where precious souls clutch their pearls and wail until they feel satiated with all the attention they get for … for … well, for not having enough attention devoted to them at that point.

Oh yeah –

Iris?

Fuck you right directly in the ear. Right past the anvil and stirrup of the middle ear, past the cochlea and through the dim retarded fog in your head and out your other ear.

Hissy fits and getting people to vote McCain because your Hil didn’t get her oh-so-earned anointing is the kind of shitsmear cowardliness that makes Rove and his buddies squirt all over their $5,000 suits. You claim to be a progressive and you bring that shit to the party? Progressivism is supposed to be about bringing rationality and actual value judgments to the political system, rather than patronage and good ol’ boy bonhomie. Progressivism means you suck up your hurt feelings and DO THE RIGHT THING because you believe in doing the right thing, not because somebody held your hand long enough so’s you’d feel all warm & special again.

All the Hillary supporters (and I have at times, been one, mainly because it’s amusing to see the wingnuts’ neck veins start to pulse) screech about how she’s better because she’s tough, and politics is a tough game.

Well, right back atcha. This is not the time to get weepy and pull the prima donna act.

I’m serious. Right in the ear, lady.

 
 

BTW –

I miss Qetesh.

She would always bring perspective to kerfuffles like this.

If, by perspective, I mean that she would “play the viola” and ignore the trollbaiting.

(in honor of Qetesh)

*rasp* *rasp* *rasp*

Sorry to hear she’s gone, Alison. My kits will get an extra helping of catnip tonight in her honor.

 
 

…aaaaannnnd …

OK, I’ll admit it: I’m posting this one just to add to the comment count. Nothing much to really say by this time in the thread.

(*whistles tunelessly to self. flips quarter a few times*)

Say, you guys been watching the Lakers struggle to beat the Jazz the last coupla times? I’m thinkin’ when the series moves to SLC, the Lakers had best hope that Kobe has a few Superman-like 40+ point games in him, else they’re gonna hafta take this series to a Game 7.

Anyone?

Shucks.

(*tugs vintage 30s cap down to eyebrows and shuffles off, head down*)

 
 

word,

Go Flyers? 😀

 
Banbury Cross
 

Grand Moff Texan has been transformed by the unity pony’s magical post partisanship awesomeness. Hope it was the one you have been waiting for.

 
 

This thread is still alive?!?!?!

I call Zombie Thread! Impossible to kill!!!!

 
 

Chucky Gibson is a bit of a hack, but really he was talking about college professors, who make a shitload more money than they want you to think they do. Hell even a community college part timer with years of experience and a PHD will make 80k a year

Um, as someone who has just recently got a PhD and has tested the job market, let me respond by saying, um, no.

Actually, salaries depend a *lot* on the state you’re in, and for a private 4-year university, you might be right. But community college? No way.

 
 

Fucking long thread.

Awesome.

 
 

The thing about interventions? Someone actually has to care enough about you to go through the suffering and the hassle.

[Coyotes howl]

 
 

Damn! It’s still going.

The Mongols are almost ready to sack Baghdad.

 
 

We will have the last word on this thread.

Thank you all for coming, it’s been lovely.

 
 

THIS THREAD MAN

THIS THREAD

 
 

Just curious.

And hopelessly out of it.

What’s the significance of the number 1337?

 
 

Legendary thread. It would appear to be coming to an end…that is, unless we get a random influx of Creed fans or neo-Nazis.

 
 

Number 1258- 1337 is leet for, well, leet.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leet

 
Galactic Emperor Xenu
 

What’s the significance of the number 1337?

It is the standard leet transliteration of the “leet-speak” term “leet”,
which, in Internet history is derived from the Englist word “elite”.
“Leet” is insider jargon, minimally denoting the set of people who
recognize 1337 for leet, pwned for “owned”, |-|/\XX0R and relatives for “hacker”, etc.

(In the late Usenet era, swappers of “cracked” binary files constituted themselves into several notional “elite” corps, who would reputedly exchange file-sharing secrets only within the circle of initiates. Hence the subject line “I am elite. Give me warez.”)

 
 

If the MSM & Hillabots bash Obama supporters as being “elitists” does that then make them leet?

 
 

Gee, Mr. Benny, you were supposed to play your solo just after scene 256.
I’ve been looking all over for you — the show’s over.
I guess you’ll have to wait until next week.

 
 

We’re out of time? The show is over?

Oh.

Well.

Rochester, I need my hat and coat.
Rochester?

 
Lawnguylander
 

John Edwards said,

May 8, 2008 at 16:25 (kill)

Your candidate sucks and I don’t.

Too bad I dropped out.

No, you suck too, John. It’s nice that you apologized but that didn’t make any Iraqis or soldiers come back to life so you can fuck off too.

Does this lukasiak guy know that the internet is forever? That he’ll always be known as a bigoted asshole for the rich Correntean lather he’s worked himself into here? This is the most embarrassing performance I’ve seen here since the Fauxhammer showed up. He’ll never live this down. Time to get a new pseudo. Shystee should probably do the same.

 
 

If the MSM & Hillabots bash Obama supporters as being “elitists” does that then make them leet?

Not in the 133s7.

 
 

rich Correntean lather

Oh, that’s *good*.

 
 

rich Correntean lather

Will Retardo Montalban do a commercial for us?

 
not even an mba
 

Interestingly, according to wiki in 1269, King Otakar II of Bohemia inherits Carinthia and part of Carniola, making him the most powerful prince within the Holy Roman Empire.

 
not even an mba
 

Or maybe that should be Al-Carinthia

 
 

Does this lukasiak guy know that the internet is forever?

Google his handle for a clear answer. He’s been at this for a while, it seems.

Also, “google his handle” hee hee

 
 

“I don’t really have a horse in this race, but I sure am curious: how do the HRC supporters rationalize the support she now has from the likes of Ann “Those 9/11 Widows are just Attention Whores” Coulter & Rush “Oxycontin Warrior” Limbaugh, let alone her making huggy-kissy with the likes of Scaife & Murdoch? If she was my preferred candidate, that shit would lose me faster than a fat-deposit up a liposuction hose. Sort of hard not to notice, what with it being all over the Interwebs & the TeeVee & all.”

It’s progressive ‘cos Iris sees it. And because SHUT UP.

 
not even an mba
 

Back on topic, a question for all the progressives who switched from Edwards to Clinton and are now contemplating sitting out:
“If Barack is the nominee, the question is, will we all be together and united in ensuring that all these voters that we’re going to need in November come out and vote for Barack Obama?”

 
 

Enough of the conciliatory bullshit.

I respect the progressive critique of Barack Obama, he is, after all, a lame-o bourgeois politician.

I do not and cannot respect any progressive defense of Hillary Clinton. As the public face of the party in 2002, her vote, more than anything else, gave this imperialist war the Democratic Party’s seal of moral approval. SHE MUST BE PUNISHED FOR THIS. As far as her metamorphosis into a working class hero….sweet Lord! I am speechless.

 
Zombie Thread That Cannot Die
 

brains.

 
 

I waited all night for my 1000th post prize, but it never showed up.

I CALL SHENANIGAN! GET THE BROOMS!

 
 

SHE MUST BE PUNISHED…

Looks like she’s lost the B&D vote.

 
commie atheist
 

Is this the right room for an argument?

Wow, it took awhile just to get through the first several hundred comments, but seriously: Iris is a paid Republican troll, no? Nobody could come by that kind of pure stupidity honestly.

 
 

Taylor Marsh?

 
 

So Nazis and Creed freaks aside, is this like the Longest Thread Ever, or what?

 
 

OMG!!!!11!

LTE!!!!

 
 

I hate you all. I have spent all my free time for the LAST TWO DAYS reading this fucking thread.

HATE.

 
 

Enough of the conciliatory bullshit.

If this phrase were slightly shorter I’d re-name my blog. OTM, bingo, etc etc etc

 
 

Wow, it took awhile just to get through the first several hundred comments, but seriously: Iris is a paid Republican troll, no? Nobody could come by that kind of pure stupidity honestly.

As a final comment in tis thread, and as a warning to Obama supporters. Being part of a ‘movement’ means you can’t see yourself or the movement from the outside. I realize how protective and tribal we are against the Republicans, and it can be a good thing. But it can also be a bad thing. If you really believe this, and if this is representative of the Obama fanbase, then it only confirms what I feared. The once-promising online ‘progressive’ movement is subsuming itself into a charismatic personality cult and sniping at anyone and everyone (ESPECIALLY fellow Democrats) who dare to stand up and say that it’s completely empty and vacuous. You talk about trolling…I don’t even know where to start. From the beginning this “olive branch” was just a little insulting (“how do we get you in this car?” – read: BANDWAGON), but I respect the motives in posting it. The responses by the Obamanites have quite convinced me that we need Hillary, not because she is perfect, but because Obama needs to be stopped. Your masturbatory ‘movement’ needs to be stopped dead in its tracks.

Thankfully there’s still time, and a chance for Hillary in WV and KY. Look carefully before you jump off this cliff, and vote Hillary! Oh, but I’m just practicing the ‘politics of fear’, I’m sure someone will say. I’m a paid Republican troll, others will say. What you need to understand is that I am a strong DEMOCRAT who was willing to give Obama a chance this year…I was on the bandwagon….but all the promise and hope has failed to materialize. Instead it’s “Obama can raise a lot of money” and “Obama appeals to the creative class.” Forgive me to think that Obama’s not going to have much of a base or governing coalition, IF he becomes President, which at this point I do not think he can. “Fans” derives from the word “fanatic,’ lest we forget – and Obama’s fans will move on to the next fad very quickly…

And what happens when Obama’s hyper-masculine and misogynistic ‘movement’ gets their hopes dashed and they realize that Obama could not ‘transcend politics’ and ‘change everything’ with a “nod of his head”? I’ll tell you what – and the answer isn’t pretty — FASCISM. We reap what we sow…

I’d like to think that some will listen, I’m not trying to point fingers because I was duped myself at one point…..I think the predictable reaction will be mockery and suspicion because I’m daring to question the unquestionable precepts of Obama’s candidacy. Let the flaming begin…..

 
 

I hate you all. I have spent all my free time for the LAST TWO DAYS reading this fucking thread.

But wasn’t it worth it, if only for the opportunity of reading the thought-provoking political insights of Iris?

 
 

Obama’s hyper-masculine and misogynistic ‘movement’

Missed the “bowls like a fag” memo obviously.

 
 

I’d also like to throw out a lament to what used to be the ‘reality-based’ community and a wonderful forum for exchanging ideas. Is it any wonder Hillary supporters left the Daily Kos?

 
 

And what happens when Obama’s hyper-masculine and misogynistic ‘movement’ gets their hopes dashed and they realize that Obama could not ‘transcend politics’ and ‘change everything’ with a “nod of his head”? I’ll tell you what – and the answer isn’t pretty — FASCISM.

I love it. This mammoth thread is ending with stupidity of Goldbergian proportions. Well done, Iris.

Now fuck off.

 
 

I love it. This mammoth thread is ending with stupidity of Goldbergian proportions. Well done, Iris.

Believe it or not, I knew you’d say that. Goldberg is a piece of shit fool…I’m not talking about that. I’m talking about what happens when you hype an essentially religious vision and then let people down bigtime..I’m talking about the lengths you will go to to defend an image of Obama. Smear me as a GOP’er all you want…it makes you look even worse.

 
 

You may hate us, but we love you, Sword Boy.

 
 

No seriously, Creed fucking sucks.

 
 

Now fuck off.

You probably knew I was going to say that, too.

And by the way, upthread Pinko Punko said:

I didn’t think Iris was that bad. I think there are a lot of dum dums on the internet. She was fine

Uh, no.

 
 

And Neo-Nazi Skinheads who post at Stormfront are Teh Girlie.

 
 

I’m talking about what happens when you hype an essentially religious vision and then let people down bigtime..I’m talking about the lengths you will go to to defend an image of Obama.

You may wish to read the post at the very top of this thread.

 
 

And chunky reactionaries should be mocked for thier physical appearance, perhaps with amusing photoshops.

 
 

Iris, I’ve read, carefully, everything you wrote in this thread.

It’s clear that you see no merit whatever in Sen Obama, or his candidacy, and you believe that his supporters are deluded, blind to what you see as his defects and lack of substance. Believe me, you’ve made that perfectly clear.

It’s also clear that you strongly valorize Sen Clinton, and believe that she is what’s needed, the Real Deal, a strong fighter, and an actual liberal/progressive.

And you have very clearly communicated your rage at and contempt for those of us who disagree. I don’t think we’re confused on that score any longer, if ever we were.

Message received. Got it. Roger. 10-4. Acknowledged. Check. We hear you.

 
 

Oh, sure, joel, come in at just shy of 1300 comments and start talking sense.

What are you, an elitist?

 
 

Is it any wonder Hillary supporters left the Daily Kos?

And nothing of value was lost

 
 

Were you guys aware that there is a website called Die, Creed, Die?

 
not even an mba
 

You’ll have to go way back, 1000 or so comments to yesterday to find Iris’
Speaking for me only, but probably many others as well:

1.) I supported John Edwards because he really did offer a bold and progressive vision, and in his grasp of the humanity of the people who get brutally rolled over by the economic policies that too many Democrats support.

So here’s the question again, asked by Mr. $400 haircut hisself:
“If Barack is the nominee, the question is, will we all be together and united in ensuring that all these voters that we’re going to need in November come out and vote for Barack Obama?”

 
 

Music critics slammed Creed because they thought they were generic, hyped and because music critics are generally a very fickle breed.

They would justify themselves by saying things like the lyrics were “trite” when Creed’s lyrics are often extremely strong, especially compared with other bands in the mainstream around the time. As for the music being lifeless…..I find that laughable.

Unfortunately music critics are mainly interested in one thing…making themselves look good and appearing to be on the cutting edge of “cool”. Most of them listen to so many albums that it if something doesn’t stand out in a pretty obvious way at first, it may not get a chance beyond that. This is half the reason why such gimmicky crap gets such good reviews. It stands out right away.

Most music critics tend to be bitter little individuals who have little idea about music beyond stylised idea’s and using words like “eclectic”. Snobby little twats who wouldn’t know true meaning if it smacked them in the face.

 
 

I really only know that one song by the guys, which seemed pretty Yarly.

I’m just pushing for 2000. I could honestly care less about the guys.

 
not even an mba
 

Breaking 1337 on Creed-bashing would be a tainted victory.

But that’s okay, becaus Creed sucks.

 
 

well, if you want to make sure this thread goes on forever, just post something about how circumcision is medically recommended….

one two three four
I declare a FORESKIN WAR!!!!

 
 

Most music critics tend to be bitter little individuals who have little idea about music beyond stylised idea’s and using words like “eclectic”. Snobby little twats who wouldn’t know true meaning if it smacked them in the face

And that’s why I voted for John McCain. Teh party left me, etc.

 
 

But that’s okay, becaus Creed sucks.

Apart from the fact a lot of intelligent people (including Dr.BLT the song blogger on this site) would find your statement stupid…..

Pretty much anyone with any sense realises that it’s a matter of opinion, and doesn’t use terms like “sucks”.

And I mean really.

 
 

I recommend in-utero circumcision.

 
Lawnguylander
 

This piker of a post would be at well over 2000 comments by now if Lambert had participated over here more instead of hiding behind the Corrente gates. I was just reading this ~2,000 word comment to Shystee’s post about this post and apparently we have no idea what kind of scary untapped potential lives inside of Lambert:

And if I wanted to play the game in the same way, and really go tit for tat, and take the low road as low as it could go, I could have; anyone who knows my ouevre and thinks for two seconds about the ways Obama could be attacked can readily imagine the subject matter and the techniques I would use, how hard I would have worked to put them across, and, with my track record, how successfully they would have propagated. Taylor Marsh and Larry Johnson wouldn’t have been the half of it. All things considered, I think I was, if anything, gentle. And certainly fair.

When did Big Chief tablets start coming with wi-fi capability?

 
 

Thankfully there’s still time, and a chance for Hillary in WV and KY.

Dummy, even if Hillary gets 100% of the votes in the next two primaries, she still loses.

You fail. Go away. Your pod person has now taken your place.

 
not even an mba
 

Pretty much anyone with any sense realises that it’s a matter of opinion, and doesn’t use terms like “sucks”.

Okay. Creed exerts negative pressure to its surroundings.

The one good thing about them is that they hastened the end of my watching WWE.

 
 

I’m talking about what happens when you hype an essentially religious vision…

At the dawning of the day, I pray for guidance and spiritual sustenance at my Obama shrine. I am but a simple man, but my faith in Obama is strong, and the power of Obama gives me the might to rise up and smite my foes, and the word of Obama as revealed in press releases provides me with my moral compass as I walk through Valley of the Shadow of Death. When my corporeal body is cast aside, my spirit will rise to a higher plane and enter the Great Campaign Headquarters of Obama where I will man the Celestial Phone Banks for all eternity. This I do believe. Amen.

 
 

Also, I’m a pathetic shill.

 
 

I, as someone who blew an entire day of work on the thread yesterday, am thankful than Lambert was so magnanimous as to not really bring out the big guns on us.

Because in addition to putting off work, I would have been rolling on the floor and hyperventilating, which might have tipped my bosses off…

 
 

er, not than. That.

 
 

Yeah i have no real feelings about creed plus or minus. I just figure arguing about a half forgotten 90s band would be more productive than yelling about Hillary.
Who, you know, also sucks. Or at least voted for the Iraq war, which is the same thing.

 
 

1316. Only a little more than 30 to go before we reach the Black Death.

 
 

I’m such an elitist that I sneer at Starbucks latte.

Those who say they like Starbucks latte are caught up in a cult of coffee personality, have been swept away by an emotional fad. Starbucks will disappoint them in the end. I will be there when their pitiful hopes for a delicious expresso experience are crushed again, and I will laugh at the pathetic rubble of their liberal dreams. HA HA HAAAAAAA

Fools.

Peets has more actual experience, has been a fighter for progressive expresso for its entire life, and if you don’t agree, especially if you argue with me, and double-especially if you support your arguments with evidence, I hate you with burning hate that burns. Peets supporters have been shouldered aside again, unfairly, by stupid Starbucks customers who cannot see what’s before their eyes. When the election comes, Starbucks will LOSE, and it will all be YOUR FAULT. PEETS COULDA BEEN A CONTENDER, AND YOU RUINED IT, YOU BIG POOPYHEADS.

[actually, I prefer Caffino.
Or better yet, Wild Cherries in Truckee. ]

 
 

Can we have the comments turn off at 1337?

Because that would be cool.

NEW RULE:

No comment thread can go farther than 1337.

 
 

NEW RULE: Iris, can you become a regular poster? I’d love to see you go at it with your parody again.

 
Lawnguylander
 

Most music critics tend to be bitter little individuals who have little idea about music beyond stylised idea’s and using words like “eclectic”.

This seems about right. I think it was Ted Nugent who once said that rock critics loved Elvis Costello because they all look like him but wished they looked like the Nuge. Nowadays they all look like Thom Yorke but they wish they looked like Scott Stapp.

 
 

I’m tired of iris.

Cornea.

 
 

I have never seen a first-time troll call for the banning of a regular poster for nym-stealing.

Classic.

Gary Ruppert? He might have a case. But Iris?

LOLzers!!1!

 
 

fovea

 
 

We’ve got 1337 in the bag.

 
 

The ‘new coalition’, from TalkLeft:

In 2005, Barack Obama voted for CAFA, the Class Action Fairness Act of 2005. Who voted against it? Hillary Clinton, Dick Durbin, Ted Kennedy, Pat Leahy, Joe Biden, Barbara Boxer and other progressive Democrats. Even Harry Reid. Who voted with Obama? Republicans, from Trent Lott to Lindsay Graham to Jeff Sessions and Democrats Joe Lieberman and Diane Feinstein (big surprise.)

CAFA was a gift to wealthy corporations:

Equal access to the American system of justice is a foundation of our democracy. S.5 would effect a sweeping reordering of our nation’s system of justice that will disenfranchise individual citizens from obtaining redress for harm, and thereby impede efforts against egregious corporate wrongdoing.”

And we’re still supposed to accept that Obama is some kind of progressive hero? I’m sorry, but Hillary IS better, despite her flaws on some issues.

 
 

retina

 
 

vitreous humor

 
 

Vitreous Humor would be a great name for a blog.

 
 

I don’t want to be a disrespectful houseguest and take 1337 myself, but where is everyone else? Don’t tell me you have lives and stuff.

 
 

Can I have it?

 
 

we’re still supposed to accept that Obama is some kind of progressive hero?

Strawman.

Clear preponderance of posters in this thread explicitly disclaim that position, while continuing to prefer Obama over Clinton for the Dem nominee.

 
not even an mba
 

Is that real Iris? I’m assuming it is based on the TalkLeft link.
John Edwards has a question for you.

“If Barack is the nominee, the question is, will we all be together and united in ensuring that all these voters that we’re going to need in November come out and vote for Barack Obama?”

 
 

Have at it, Trav.

 
 

Dummy, even if Hillary gets 100% of the votes in the next two primaries, she still loses.

You fail. Go away. Your pod person has now taken your place.

Not true. With big wins in upcoming primaries and a proven ability to do better with working class voters, and with the Reagan Democrats that Obama himself said he could do better with (the whole thing about unity, remember?), even if she doesn’t get the popular vote (which I think she will in the end) the superdelegates should support her for the nomination. She is the best candidate for the Democratic nomination, and if it takes some superdelegates changing their votes at the convention that’s the way it should go down.

I think everyone telling Clinton supporters to ‘fuck off’ should remember that if you keep saying it, you just might make it happen. Go on and try to win the general without us, you amateurs.

 
 

Dammit! Fuck!

Travis, I held at 1336 for fucking Iris-Troll to claim the prize?

Shit.

 
 

Go on and try to win the general without us, you amateurs.

Be my guest. By all means. Take your ball and go home. We don’t want you on the playground anyway.

Oh, and we’re the amateurs? Wanker.

 
 

That’s right! I am the champion! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Suck it, Sadly, No!

(I’m actually a Republican. Thanks for playing, though.)

 
 

I feel like I have entered some bizarre, unfunny, parallel universe. Somebody close the rift, PLEASE!

 
 

That wasn’t me.

 
 

Yes it was.

 
 

Wasn’t me either.

 
The Other Iris
 

Well it certainly wasn’t me!

 
 

I just missed my one chance to be one of the special(ish) Sadly people

 
 

Believe me, sister. I know.

 
 

NEW RULE: The fact is, shalom, the Heartland, leaving the Democratic Party, Creative Class NEW RULE: The fact is, shalom, the Heartland, leaving the Democratic Party, Creative Class NEW RULE: The fact is, shalom, the Heartland, leaving the Democratic Party, Creative Class NEW RULE: The fact is, shalom, the Heartland, leaving the Democratic Party, Creative Class NEW RULE: The fact is, shalom, the Heartland, leaving the Democratic Party, Creative Class NEW RULE: The fact is, shalom, the Heartland, leaving the Democratic Party, Creative Class NEW RULE: The fact is, shalom, the Heartland, leaving the Democratic Party, Creative Class NEW RULE: The fact is, shalom, the Heartland, leaving the Democratic Party, Creative Class help NEW RULE: help me The fact is, circuits breaking down help me help me, shalom, the Heartland, help me, overload, overload, kill me, kill me now, help me, hellllppppppp Democratic Creative Class RULE shalom fact is helllllppppppp meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

sploot

 
 

I demand that you ban theses impersonators.

 
The REAL Beth
 

This is outrageous!

What kind of site is this, anyway?

amatuers!

 
 

I’m the real Beth!

 
 

Damn, I am easily amused.

 
 

You wouldn’t think it was funny if it happened to you, Obot.

 
 

No you aren’t.

 
 

Ah, much better.

 
 

Go on and try to win the general without us, you amateurs.

Iris is legion.

 
 

The fact is, I am a man.

 
 

“If Barack is the nominee, the question is, will we all be together and united in ensuring that all these voters that we’re going to need in November come out and vote for Barack Obama?”

The answer to that question is no. Why is that hard to understand? No, as in “it will not happen” and 25%-45% of people who would have voted for Clinton, including my grandmother, a strong Democrat (who is not ‘racist’ in the least, FWIW) will not vote for Barack Obama. Many of them, even though you wouldn’t read it in the progressive blogs, see Hillary as the ‘agent of change,’ not Barack. And whether it’s valid or not, when Republicans accuse Barack of being associated with a domestic terrorist, that won’t help with people who don’t understand the snark and disgust for smear tactics that we practice normally. As for myself, I never would have dreamed that I might sit out an election of this magnitude, but if we’re going to piss away our party’s whole governing coalition before the primaries even end, by supporting an empty shell of a candidate like Obama, it’s a good ‘question.’ Meaningless displays of unity do not equate political unity. The ‘old politics’ of interest groups that Barack disdains is what has kept the Democratic party alive during years of Republican rule, and they’re going to throw it all away. Maybe I’ll come around by November, but only in pure hatred of the Republican party and a desparate hope that an Obama victory wouldn’t discredit our party too badly.

I know this isn’t exactly the place for this discussion, as a great many of you are sick of hearing it, so I’ll just end by repeating that the answer to John Edwards’ question (and I have a great deal of respect for him) is a flat no.

 
Austin P., Esq.
 

She’s a man, man!

 
 

Sure I would.

 
 

Not true. With big wins in upcoming primaries

Bzzzt. You’ll win in West Virginia, where Obama isn’t campaigning, and in Kentucky, where Obama isn’t campaigning. Obama will likely win in Oregon and Washington. Probably will win in Montana and the remaining Dakota. But keep wanking it to a huge win in Don Surber country.

and a proven ability to do better with working class voters

Awesome. Congrats on that demographic victory. Surely it’s put you over the top already.

Sadly! No!

and with the Reagan Democrats that Obama himself said he could do better with

Blurp da dumn. Hillary gets like 0% of African American vote. Hillary sucks in the upper class. So. Facking. What.

even if she doesn’t get the popular vote (which I think she will in the end)

Then your ass better get to Oregon and Washington, because Mountaineer country aint gonna cut it.

the superdelegates should support her for the nomination. She is the best candidate for the Democratic nomination, and if it takes some superdelegates changing their votes at the convention that’s the way it should go down.

So Obama wins the delegate vote. Has the popular vote. Has now overtaken Hillary in the supers.

You want the supers to change their mind in Denver and give…let’s face it, fucking give…Hillary the nomination. How very interesting, this coming from a person who whines about disenfranchisement. Which brings me to

I think everyone telling Clinton supporters to ‘fuck off’ should remember that if you keep saying it, you just might make it happen. Go on and try to win the general without us, you amateurs.

Take your own advice, madam. Face it- if HRC loses, which she will, Obama will lose the support of random bloggers and shill hacks like you. If Obama is stripped…let’s face it, fucking stripped…of the nomination, blacks will leave this party en masse. The working class- your beloved working class- will stay home in disgust. I’ll pull the HRC lever. Many of us “Creative Class” types will (have you read the damn thread? actually read it?). But the backlash will be huge.

And greater than anything you could do. Because yeah, we don’t need you. You’re a hack. A shill. A troll. A whiner. And a loser. Vote for McCain. Or don’t vote. I don’t care. President Obama won’t care. You suck.

 
 

When did Big Chief tablets start coming with wi-fi capability?

Win!

 
 

Then, Iris, those people need their progressive card yanked.

Not voting Dem is a vote for McCain. Why cant you get that through your little self-righteous head?

 
Malfunctioning Irisbot
 

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That one comment (out of the 100+ I have left in this thread) was not me!

 
 

Yes it was!

 
 

The answer to that question is no. Why is that hard to understand?

Because that basically makes you a monster. How’s that?

 
Mr. Intransigent Atheist, Esq.
 

Any religious types in here?

 
 

Wow this thing still going on?

Not true. With big wins in upcoming primaries and a proven ability to do better with working class voters, and with the Reagan Democrats that Obama himself said he could do better with (the whole thing about unity, remember?), even if she doesn’t get the popular vote (which I think she will in the end) the superdelegates should support her for the nomination.

Iris… *sigh* this morning ABC news now claims that Obama is ahead of Clinton in Super Delegates. (Other sources differ but I think the biggest I’ve seen is she leads by 6). Winning WV and Kentucky won’t help her… Why? Because she has had huge leads there for a while. Even if she won all the remaining contests by a 60-40 margin, something she won’t do, Obama would still have a massive pledged delegate lead, and would only need something like 40% of the super delegates to back him.

I get you like your candidate, but you are basically arguing that we should give the nomination to the strong second place finisher because she wins primaries with particular demographics. Here’s the problem with that: Obama wins primaries with other equally important demographics to the Democratic coalition. Why is it that if Hillary doesn’t win the nomination, we have to be concerned with her supporters not voting/voting for McCain whereas if the second place finisher was given the nomination over the winner’s through a backroom deal (which is essentially what you propose), we can expect the 51% of the democratic party who voted for Obama to be happy with it?

 
 

And by the way, Hillary will concede defeat after the last primary. She’ll let the process play itself out, then get behind Obama. You’re a damned fool if you think otherwise.

Now. Will you be around here to admit your fail when it happens? Or will you be already knee-deep in McCain juice? Who knows. Who cares?

As for myself, I never would have dreamed that I might sit out an election of this magnitude, but if we’re going to piss away our party’s whole governing coalition before the primaries even end, by supporting an empty shell of a candidate like Obama, it’s a good ‘question.’

You do know Obama’s beating Hillary in the primaries, right? Yes? To the point that Hillary cannot, simply cannot, win the nomination without shenanigans? You do realize this, yes? Because that’s what has happened.

So go ahead, sit out. Your vote isn’t needed, or wanted, tool.

 
 

Be who you are, brother.

 
 

I feel so violated.

I need to go home and take a shower.

 
Judean People's Front
 

You’re the fucking elitists, People’s Front of Judea!

 
 

Wouldn’t a McCain presidency be fun! I would have been proved, um, not really right! Tee hee! Giggles! I’m so awesome! NEW RULE: I’m the awesomest!

 
 

Fine, fine.

 
 

Yesterday, I was bemoaning the lack of a new thread.

Now, I may never leave.

 
 

Go ahead. Vote for McCain. Or don’t vote. I don’t care. We don’t care. You’ve proven yourself to be a monsterous hack. The end.

 
 

Mr. Intransigent Atheist, Esq. said,
May 9, 2008 at 21:08 (kill)
Any religious types in here?

I have converted to Islam following my prophet Barack Obama PBUH.

 
Mo's Bike Shop
 

Funniest smear against your own candidate (or supporters) wins

Obama has fathered two black children!!

 
 

Or wait a minute,

“Hey Muslims! Your Religion Sucks!”

 
 

Deep thought:

If the Clinton campaign and supporters had spent the last 4 months applying their creativity and energy into to reaching out less than enthusiastic Obama voters, rather than coming up with “inventive” reasons why she was actually winning/could win/should win, she wouldn’t have lost the nomination.

 
 

Obama has fathered two black children!!

That’s pretty great.

 
not even an mba
 

My first post in this legendary thread was to congratulate Iris on having the balls to wade into hostile territory to explain how she, and others felt. Boy do I feel like a sucker.
What if Hillary asks you to vote Obama in November, as she is very likely to do on May 20/21? I certainly look forward to you calling La Clinton an Obot. On the bright side, at least it’ll be reasonable when you call her a misogynist.

 
 

Dude. That’s deep.

But instead, they have chosen to really redefine childish impetulance and a sick sense of entitlement.

 
 

Mo wins the fifth and official prize by a country mile!

 
 

If the Clinton campaign and supporters had spent the last 4 months applying their creativity and energy into to reaching out less than enthusiastic Obama voters

They didn’t even have to do that. Had they just treated each state as if it was important and mounted serious campaigns in them it would have been in the bag.

 
not even an mba
 

I’m hoping that in another hundred posts, we can discover America!

 
 

Obots differ from fascists in many ways. I don’t deny this. Indeed, it is central to my point. Obots differ from each other because they grow out of different soil. What unites them are their emotional or instinctual impulses, such as the quest for misogyny, the urge to “unify” Democrats, a faith in the perfectibility of the Creative Class, and an obsession with the aesthetics of elitism and the cult of action.

 
Sadly, No! Meta-Troll 1.0 Beta
 

NEW RULE: The fact is, shalom gentlemen. Vote Clinton-McCain ’08!

 
 

OMG Fake Iris @ 21:23.

WIN

 
 

That’s fucking Jonah again.

Wassamatta, Johnah? Tired of playing wastebasketball?

 
 

And where’s your AIDSmonkey moniker?

 
 

Zombie Thread! Impossible to kill!

 
 

I’m hoping that in another hundred posts, we can discover America!

What do you mean “we”, paleface?

 
 

I nominate Just Alison to be official sparkly princess of teh Sadly Noes!! YAYS for Just Alison

 
 

And I think Iris’ va-jay-jay is vewwwy angwwwy.

 
 

The only reason her va-jay-jay would be angry is because it’s as make-believe as her support for a Democratic candidate.

 
 

I second Just Alison’s nomination. As official sparkly princess, will she get to gallop around on a royal unicorn?

 
 

Totally unrelated, but i feel like feeding this e-beast:
Feeding “Gang Starr” into Pandora makes for like 8 hours of happiness. Even at work.
True.

 
 

They didn’t even have to do that. Had they just treated each state as if it was important and mounted serious campaigns in them it would have been in the bag.

Agreed. She didn’t have to do much to win this. The fact that she didn’t speaks a fair bit to her political instincts and her electability argument.

 
not even an mba
 

I second Just Alison’s nomination. As official sparkly princess, will she get to gallop around on a royal unicorn?
I’m too n00b to vote, but I’d like to say that Just Alison makes me want to not go to St. Louis.

 
 

The responses by the Obamanites have quite convinced me that we need Hillary, not because she is perfect, but because Obama needs to be stopped. Your masturbatory ‘movement’ needs to be stopped dead in its tracks.

Ahhhemm….I personally prefer the term catamite….thank you and good night.

 
 

The answer to that question is no. Why is that hard to understand? No, as in “it will not happen” and 25%-45% of people who would have voted for Clinton, including my grandmother, a strong Democrat (who is not ‘racist’ in the least, FWIW) will not vote for Barack Obama. Many of them, even though you wouldn’t read it in the progressive blogs, see Hillary as the ‘agent of change,’ not Barack.

The ‘old politics’ of interest groups that Barack disdains is what has kept the Democratic party alive during years of Republican rule, and they’re going to throw it all away.

Change: good or bad? It depends on context, obviously.

By the way, fuckwit, those “old politics” that you love so much (except when Clinton can be framed as an agent of change, of course) are the fucking reason for “years of Republican rule.” The DLC, and Clinton’s, strategy of pandering to just barely enough people in just barely enough states to barely win has failed repeatedly. It has failed once again against Obama. But you, in the name of saving the Democratic fucking party, insist that Clinton must win by any shady means necessary, even if doing so will alienate blacks from the party for a generation, so that Clinton can use the 50% +1 strategy that has just failed for the third time in less than a decade right in front of our very eyes to fight a losing battle with McCain over the only demographic that matters: working class whites, who nearly always go Republican?

Have I missed anything, Iris?

I mean, Jesus Fucking Christ on a stick, you come here, to Sadly, No!, the internet’s official home for political cynicism, where people tend to barely like Clinton a bit less than they barely like Obama, and start bitching that we’re fucking blinded and duped and religiously in the tank for Obama, while you peddle Clinton as the fucking Democratic Messiah, the only one capable of saving the world from savagery and evil!

I’m starting to suspect you’re not very bright, Iris.

Also, fuck off.

 
 

Oh yeah, well you’re a doo-doo head cootie queen!

 
 

I should have split that large comment up into four or five comments, to better facilitate our speedy journey to Time-wave Zero, when information will become infinite and so will possibility and good shrooms will always be growing nearby.

This comment is but a small effort to rectify my mistake.

P.S. Fuck off Iris.

 
 

Hello everyone,

Some observations on this discussion:

1) Lots of self-pitying academics
2) Lots of ad hominems towards McCain (this is true of the other recent threads too)
3) Admiration for John Edwards, an empty suit PI lawyer who builds a mansion for himself while urging everyone to cut back

I think (or maybe just hope!) that this is a typical snapshot of Democrats today: self-pitying, angry, entitled, delusional, and paranoid.

I feel much better about John McCain’s chances, thanks – and I always thought they were splendid!

 
 

The fact is, I am a master of projection.

 
 

Truth, will you go out with me?

 
Hillary Clinton
 

Iris, it’s over.

http://tpmelectioncentral.talkingpointsmemo.com/2008/05/obamas_superdelegates_keep_on.php

I’m doomed. But at least I have a PowerPoint!

 
 

Thread now has more posts than Corrente has hits on a monthly basis

 
 

Are we in the Medieval Age yet?

 
 

Marita said,
May 9, 2008 at 21:50

I second Just Alison’s nomination. As official sparkly princess, will she get to gallop around on a royal unicorn?

No Marita; as a certified Sadly Noes! diva, she’ll trollop around on a unicorn, to the delight of her adoring ‘leets’.

 
 

good shrooms will always be growing nearby.

Move to West Seattle.

 
 

3) Admiration for John Edwards, an empty suit PI lawyer who builds a mansion for himself while urging everyone to cut back

You’re mixing your talking points, numbskull.
Edwards is the guy who talks about poor people but is so rich OMG.
Al Gore is the guy who urges everyone to cut back but lives in a mansion OMG.

 
 

“I think everyone telling Clinton supporters to ‘fuck off’ should remember that if you keep saying it, you just might make it happen”

You already said you’re voting for McCain!

 
 

No one is telling a Clinton supporter to ‘fuck off’.

They are telling an ignorant, low information troll who also claims to be a Hills supporter to ‘fuck off’.

There is a huge difference between the two. If an Obama supporter came here and acted like you, we’d tell them to ‘fuck off’, too.

B’lieve dat!

 
 

and I officially nominate t4toby to be virile and beguiling sparkly prince consort!! to sparkly princess Just Alison. YAYS for t4toby!!

 
 

You already said you’re voting for McCain!

Just imagine her typing tongue-out and eyes crossed and it gets even funnier.

 
 

Virile and beguiling? Now you’re just mocking me.

 
 

Iris : You’re all misogynist cultists, and tho I’m going to go on, and on, and on, and on, and on about Obama’s race, I’m not racist. I’m a concerned citizen who sees that people don’t agree with my irrational position and rightly calls those people fascists.

Female Sadlynaughts: *check shirts* We have tits, too, lady, and you’re full of shit.

False cries of misogyny are like a 1/1000th scale representation of false cries of rape. Way to belittle your own stated concerns, lady.

 
 

Rb is right about (most) music critics, but wrong about creed.
So very, very wrong.

Scott Stapp.

 
Smiling Mortician
 

Female Sadlynaughts: *check shirts* We have tits, too, lady, and you’re full of shit.

This befuddles me, but I’m afraid I’d have to slog through, like, 157,982 comments in order to understand it so I’ll just remain confused.

 
The Zombie Thread That Will Not Die
 

BRAINS

 
 

What, Morty, you don’t have 6 hours to kill?

 
 

Rb is right about (most) music critics, but wrong about creed.
So very, very wrong.

The objective truth, I think you need to learn the English language again my friend. A little silly trying to argue in a language you don’t understand.

Alternatively, I could say this. Everyone with sense agrees Shakespeare was a great writer, everyone with sense realises Creed were a good songwriting band that get criticised in stupid ways by often narrow minded people who use phrases like “the shit”. Oh dear.

Another take on your “objective truth”. And yes, BLT talks far far more sense on this page than you do, with much more class.

 
 

You mean this Scott Stapp?

What’s wrong with that?

 
 

Jeez, RB, does adb touch a nerve?

 
 

Oh. I followed the link. now I’m really confused.

Are you going back to that thread and lifting quotes, then attributing them to yourself for shits and giggles, RB?

 
 

Truth, will you go out with me?

First liberalrob, now Truth? Iris, you slut.

 
 

sclera

 
 

That is an insult to the real sluts on this thread.

Hmpf.

 
 

Are you going back to that thread and lifting quotes, then attributing them to yourself for shits and giggles, RB?

Look, I could have stuck with the foreskins but I had to cut that short.

 
 

Ok, phew. I thought it was funny the first time, twere the defense whut confuzzled me.

 
 

You are a wily bastard, Bubba.

 
 

Ok, phew. I thought it was funny the first time, twere the defense whut confuzzled me.

Now that I think of it I could have been all “since Fred Frith isn’t getting a Grammy you have forced me to support Scott Stapp” but I’m not fast enough.

 
Smiling Mortician
 

What, Morty, you don’t have 6 hours to kill?

I’ve actually made 3 or 4 attempts to read this thread. Started at the top, made it through a couple hundred comments, had to stop and work. Started at the bottom the next time and again hit a few hundred before life booted me off the computer. Then I started just randomly scrolling around and reading isolated comments. Still, I feel I have as good a handle on the overall “Iris” argument as anyone on the planet. Maybe better, because I didn’t try to find any, y’know, coherence.

 
 

The phrase “clutching at straws” comes to mind. Any discussion entitled “Creed sucks” or “that band sucks” is about the most juvenile start to a discussion you can have, full of people claiming to be objective, yet being anything but.

 
 

I literally sat at my desk in my office and did nothing but comment and hit refresh for 8 hours.

That does not reflect well on my mental state.

 
 

I literally sat at my desk in my office and did nothing but comment and hit refresh for 8 hours.

consider that your prize, prize stealer

 
 

Kathleen, in the interest of Sadly Unity, I am extending an Olive Branch:

You can have the Prize, and I’ll take the Vice Prize.

I always have been a real fan of Vice.

Se what a unifier I am?

 
 

The phrase “clutching at straws” comes to mind.

Now what is my recourse here? To answer as me? Because I’ve been me and lemme tell you there are better people to be.

 
 

can we weave a unity unicorn out of olive branches?

 
 

This thread clearly shows one thing; the sad inability of your average (American) Creed hater to have a discussion without resorting to sniping and character assassination

Honestly, I think you are reasons to like Creed.

 
 

Yes, but Iris will still go with the Destucto-Minotaur.

 
 

Aristophanes, you aren’t going to find a good answer here in the talkbacks.

Why? Because there are too many ratfuckers posing as Obama and Clinton supporters who are actually Rethugs. Their goal is to piss off as many people on both sides as possible, stir up resentment and hatred of the other candidate, and generally make a hash of things. Anyone who throws out tripe such as ‘latte-drinkers’, hillbots, ‘Obama’s orchestrated racism’, ‘mysoginist cultists’, class politics, race politics is either one of them or a damn fool who can’t see when they’ve been made a sucker.

Jesus, get a grip people. Their words give them away, you’re being played by a bunch of RNC trolls. Pity most of the bloggers on both sides have been suckered by it to one degree or another.

 
 

he only reason I’m a little more keen on Obama is because he had the courage to stand up to a stupid majority and vote no to the invasion of Iraq”

Um, he wasn’t in the Senate then. So he didn’t vote on it. And he’s voted for every war-funding bill since.

 
 

Whoa, sloegin. You’re assuming that we don’t like to take on all comers.

Sadly, No!

This is how we have fun.

 
 

Yeah, this is how Sadly, No! rolls.

We take them on, like our friendly neighborhood parasites. We give them nice homes, food to eat, water to drink, nice bedding to sleep on, and groom them into model trolls.

Then we kill them.

It’s like being part of PETA, except with less horn-swoggled female celebrities convinced to pose naked in advertising.

 
 

Which is, y’know, a shame.

 
 

Um, he wasn’t in the Senate then. So he didn’t vote on it. And he’s voted for every war-funding bill since.

No, he didn’t vote on it, because he wasn’t in a position to vote on it. But he did very publicly oppose it, which is far better than what Hillary did. Now, you can say, “well, his ass wasn’t on the line like hers was”, and the response to that would be, the hell it wasn’t. He knew he was going to run for the Senate in two years, and it could have hurt him. Hillary on the other hand was 4 years away from facing the voters again and represented one of the most liberal constituencies in the country, a majority of whom opposed going to war.

Any way you spin it, his stance was the right one, and her vote was indefensible.

 
 

Hillary’s whole argument is flawed. She’s trying to say that all those white, working-class Democrats, are going to vote for a Republican, who admits to not knowing much about the economy, in the middle of a recession.

It’s not logical.

 
 

This tread was definitely not brought to you by ‘logic’ or ‘reason’.

 
 

I should add: yes, he has voted for all the funding bills since. Which is the responsible thing to do once we have 150,000 soldiers in harm’s way. It’s like this: everyone in the car was a stupid ass and agreed to let the drunk drive the car, which he promptly careened into a flooded ditch. The choices are: stand on the side of the road talking about how fucking stupid all the people in the car were to let the drunk take the wheel, as the people in the car drown, or do what’s needed to get the people out of the car so they don’t drown. Because there’s all the time in the world to talk about how stupid they were once they aren’t in danger of drowning.

 
 

In fact, just about every single thing about this thread is illogical and unreasonable.

Like, for example, why am I still commenting? It doesn’t make sense!

It is very similar to the Chewbacca Defense.

 
 

Though they didn’t carve out any new creative turf after their first release, they were laughing all the way to the bank with every single release that followed. Would I sacrifice artistic integrity for money? I can say, emphatically, “No way!” now, but would I be able to say that if and when the big bucks began to roll in? All I can say is, I think so, and I hope so.

 
 

Jennifer:

Oh, I SEE what this is all about. Drunks in flooded ditches. So very obvious what you’re getting at. Why don’t you just make your Ted Kennedy joke now and get it done with.

(I kid with love.)

 
 

We play with trolls like a cat with a mouse. We bat them around a bit and trap their tails, and then we “bite they little heads off and nibble on they tiny feet.”*

*Gary Larson I think.

 
 

and I officially nominate Kathleen and Jennifer as Les Grandes Dames of the Sadly Noes!! Yays for Kathleen and Jennifer!!

 
 

Your masturbatory ‘movement’ needs to be stopped dead in its tracks.

The Masturbatory Movement cannot be stopped! There will be large-scale Masturbatory Movement marches in dozens of American cities this weekend, complete with highly trained synchronized drill teams.

 
 

Umm Sloegin, perhaps they were GOP plants. Then again, thanks to this thread I started reading Correntewire and Talkleft. Over there, it’s like watching the seven stages of grief all going at once. They’re simulaneously in shock that the bestest candidate evah has somehow been defeated, denying that such a thing is true, bargaining for the VP slot, angry at the obots and the media for a racist/misogynist campaign, and depression because now the country is doomed. I haven’t seen much guilt or acceptance/hope though.

 
 

No one has nominated me for anything on this thread.

[sniff]

 
 

Foreskin and 7/8 inches ago our fathers brought forth against our defenseless peepees, a sharp blade, wielded in ignorance, and dedicated to making us one of those with none upon thars.

 
 

Marita said,
May 10, 2008 at 0:52 (kill)
No one has nominated me for anything on this thread.

Did anyone bring the orange slices? No? Marita brings the orange slices!

 
 

Hooray! I’m the Sadlynauts Team Mother!

 
 

Marita said,

May 10, 2008 at 1:05

Hooray! I’m the Sadlynauts Team Mother!

Mom, could you get me a glass of water?

 
 

Don’t forget Taylor Marsh, His Grace.

 
 

Foreskin and 7/8 inches ago…

Perhaps you can draw Hugh7 to this thread, and then link him up with Iris. That’d be a match made in heaven.

 
 

and Marita as the Empress of the Waves of the Portland Sadly Neos! Yays for Marita!

 
 

What year was is that C. Columbus sailed the ocean blue?

 
 

1492, duh.

 
 

God Bless Vespucci-Land!

 
 

But he didn’t do it “to prove the world was round”. Europeans already knew that at least since the Greek mathematician Eratosthenes measured Earth’s circumference around 200 BC, using a stick in two distance locations and basic trigonometry.

People in Europe did think Columbus was crazy though, because they assumed the entire Western Hemisphere was nothing but ocean, and sailing several months across it would mean a shitload of provisions and greater chance of danger. Columbus, on the other hand, thought it was doable because he was a lousy navigator and thought the circumference of the Earth was about three times less than it actually was.

In other words, he was one lucky bastard.

 
 

“bite they little heads off and nibble on they tiny feet.”*
Gary Larson Kliban!

 
 

Maybe we should have been called Luckybastardland instead.

 
 

Kilban! Yes! Thanks.

 
 

Love to eat them little mousies
Mousies what I love to eat
Bite they little heads off
Nibble on they tiny feet.
B. Kliban
w/ drawing of striped cat w/ ukelele

 
 

God Bless Vespucci-Land!

I claim this e-steenkeeng desert in the name of the Empire of Espain!
Domini domini domini — you’re all Catholic now.

 
 

ZOMBIE THREAD! IMPOSSIBLE TO KILL!!

Yaaaaaayyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
 

II wonder if Taylor Marsh is having second thoughts about letting her comments section turn into an asylum for racist wingnut lunatics. They’ve launched a letter writing campaign and dropped her name in the process:

As the Democratic primary nears its long-awaited conclusion, undecided superdelegates have been drowned under a sudden deluge of angry, sometimes vicious emails from Hillary Clinton supporters urging them to not fall in line behind Barack Obama.

The letter writing campaign picked up steam late Thursday evening when several superdelegates confirmed that a coordinated effort had been launched, apparently independent of Clinton’s campaign, to raise last-minute concerns about Obama’s candidacy and present the specter of voter defections should the Illinois Democrat become the nominee.

The Clinton campaign did not return a request for comment as to whether it was behind the email campaign. One author said that she was responding not to the senator’s staff, but to commenters on the blog of Taylor Marsh, a committed supporter of the New York Democrat whose readers had gotten a hold of a list of email addresses.

……….

“It was a ‘spur of the moment’ idea brought about by a blog (Taylor Marsh),” explained Shirley Luther, a Texas Democrat who threatened to vote for McCain should Obama be the nominee. “Tonight several of our bloggers came up with the idea of writing the super delegates. Someone on the blog found a list of emails and posted it…. Everything I wrote is the truth about my political background. The exit polls show I am not alone in refusing to vote for Obama and opting to McCain. This probably would not be possible if there was any other Republican running. But there are a lot of moderate Democrats who do respect his service.”

[Added Later]: Taylor Marsh denied any involvement in the affair, saying her readers and commenters were responsible for their own actions.

That “added later” came after Taylor complained to HuffPo that she had nothing to do with it and put up a post starting thusly:

I in no way have anything whatsoever to do with the narrative being pushed in Sam Stein’s post over at Huffington Post. Stop.

Whatever my readers are doing is their business. I am in no way involved. Stop.

I love that she must be spending all her time wondering how she’s ever going to shake these idiots. Stop. I’m laughing my ass off. Stop.

 
 

She’s trying to get back onto radio, dammit!

Here’s the deal. In 2002, Taylor Marsh went to Las Vegas and became a radio host… Sort of. Judy Proffer (Magpye Media) and Marsh came up with the cash to buy time on KLAV, a Las Vegas AM radio station. That’s right. They bought time.

~

 
 

We’re here, we’re expected, let’s get to work.

 
Mr. Intransigent Atheist, Esq.
 

I have converted to Islam following my prophet Barack Obama PBUH.

Take me on with FACTS superstitious Moslem bastard, or are you so fucking afraid that I may show you before all that read for the ABSOLUTE ASSHOLE that you are?

This is too easy.

Ergo, I dare ANY of you Moslem cocksuckers, or Christians or Jews for that matter, to PROVE ME, George Taylor, wrong in my vicious atheism – in my bold assertion that your anthropomorphic “gods” are a crock of worthless BULLSHIT for feckless idiots!

Remember, insults are the last refuge of the out-argued.

Silly, superstitious bastards, not one of you can refute ANYTHING I have written.

Call me names all you want – REFUTE ONE STATEMENT I HAVE MADE – USING FACTS!

Again, I laugh at you.

 
 

Taylor Marsh is one of the bigger reasons why when I checked the HuffPo a couple of times soon after it first came online, I decided it was a pile of shit and not worth my time.

 
LeaveMattFureyAlone!
 

Everyone (save a few souls who have the ability to comprehend good vs. junk) seems to be missing the point: you can help people in one of two ways; putting them down or picking them up. Matt Furey picks up more than a vaccuum cleaner, yet you (and others here) spend all of your time putting him down. Why don’t you take all of that negative energy, harness it, and put it towards something positive – like helping at a soup kitchen? You don’t have the time you say? Well, then remove your arse from in front of your computer screen and go outside in search of some semblance of a life.

 
James III of Scotland
 

Ouch!

 
 

Yes! That’s EXACTLY what this thread needs! Another lost Matt Furey commenter! If we’re lucky we can get some neo-Nazis, some science fiction fanboys, and maybe Scott Stapp himself will stop by!

Seriously, whoever posted that comment is either completely clueless or the most sublimely genius fake troll ever. I’m kinda biased towards the latter because they didn’t leave a comment on a two-year-old Matt Furey thread, they came up here, to this monster.

 
 

Seriously, whoever posted that comment is either completely clueless or the most sublimely genius fake troll ever.

It tis S,N!, after all. I agree with your lean towards your latter conclusion.

Do you have a newsletter, per chance?

 
 

This is central to my circumnavigational point.

 
 

rich Correntean lather

Will Retardo Montalban do a commercial for us?

Shouldn’t that be “fine Correntean lay-thahr” ?

Whaddaya say RM? Will you satisfy the public clamor for just one -just ONE MORE public appearance? For old times’ sake?

 
 

Columbus + 2!!!111!!!ELEVENTY!!!11!

 
 

Amusingly, Taylor Marsh has S,N! blogrolled. I guess she hasn’t purified her site entirely.
Yet.

 
 

I read all 1490 comments, and all I have to say is this:

I’d vote for your dog, or you, before I voted for McCain.

And I’ll bet there are few out here who’ve voted for fewer Democrats than I have.

Also, fuck you and your self-absorbed self.

I cannot for the life of me understand how anyone is unable to see good qualities in both Democratic candidates, particularly considering the alternative.

Stupid is as stupid does.

 
 

I was just kidding about reading all the comments, in case anyone thought otherwise.

 
 

Come on, stalled at 1498? Are we pussies? 1500 is right there for the taking!

 
 

John O said,

May 10, 2008 at 2:51

I was just kidding about reading all the comments, in case anyone thought otherwise.

Typical Obamabot. Your misogyny comes shining through, like a gorilla in the mist!

 
 

Santa Maria comes up BIG! 1500!

 
 

Only 1500 comments?

What’s the matter with you slackers?

 
 

In trying to figure out whether or not the guy at 2:17 was a joke, I came across this thread from 2004 which is being kept alive by sub-literate anti-Muslim droogs, much like the old Nazis-in-the-basement thread.

Pretty soon Martin Luther will be nailing feces to the church door.

 
 

which is being kept alive by sub-literate anti-Muslim droogs

And me! Mr. Intransigent Atheist is like the foreskin patrol there.

 
 

They’ve launched a letter writing campaign

Imagine getting 25 emails a day from Iris.

 
 

Imagine getting 25 emails a day from Iris.

I can think of no quicker way for Obama to receive the 2025.5 delegates he needs.

I know I shouldn’t comment pick but…

Looks like the Super D’s are going to end it (5.00 / 1) (#19)
by Teresa on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:32:20 PM EST
before all the votes are counted anyway. If they do, I may have to sit this one out and I just don’t do that. I’m so disgusted with some of my party.

I am having a hard time believing that sites like Talkleft aren’t some sort of giant prank on Sadly, No or something. Stupid rhetorical question: Do these people even understand that their candidate’s entire campaign for the last 3 months has been to make the Super D’s end it… in their favour?

 
 

Stupid rhetorical question: Do these people even understand…

No.

 
 

So what’s the next big date coming up?

 
 

It was interesting times in Venice.

 
 

So what’s the next big date coming up?

Reformation in 1517.
Cortes invades Mexico in 1519.
(and Henry VIII became king in 1509).

 
 

themann1086 said,

May 10, 2008 at 4:14

So what’s the next big date coming up?

Dream Big, Fukcers!

 
 

I claim this e-steenkeeng desert in the name of the Empire of Espain!
Domini domini domini — you’re all Catholic now.

I heart you.

 
 

I guess Iris is really gone this time. Will say this…she saved her biggest asskicking for last. Well done.

Since this thread will probably exist indefinitely as some sort of S,N! alternate basement universe, I guess I should lay down some Easter eggs…

– I am “Malfunctioning Glenn Reynolds Robot”
– I am also “Matt McMahon”
– I am also “Jason Ambrose”
– And, natch, I’m Gary every once in a while.
– Can’t claim Typical Republican or Rugged in Montana, though.
– I’ll leave it for you to decide whether or not I’m “Iris.”

 
 

Righteous Bubba wrote:

Mr. Intransigent Atheist is like the foreskin patrol there.

You’re Mr. Intransigent Atheist? Pretty impressive.

I also like this cryptic exchange you had with one droog:
Righteous Bubba: You seem whiny and upset. Whatever for?
allah nutjob: because my hair smells like cabbage.

 
 

I am also “Matt McMahon”

I thought Matt McMahon was a reincarnation of Saul.

 
 

Betting we get to 2000 easily, BTW.

 
 

That’s the eye of the holy serpent mound, on which you stand.

It’s a butte.

No, it’s a mound

And right purty, too. Can ya move it?

No. Why?

Railroad’s comin’ through. Riggghhht now.

 
 

You’re Mr. Intransigent Atheist? Pretty impressive.

No no no. He has his own thing. We have differences: he thinks Mohammed was an illiterate epileptic thieving pedophile, I think Mohammed could read.

 
 

If we get to 1692 we can maybe synch up with this.

 
 

Can I just say this is the first time I’ve ever commented on the internet?

 
 

Only 57 comments to Roanoke.

 
 

You’re Mr. Intransigent Atheist? Pretty impressive.
——————
No no no.

Ah! So he’s an actual lunatic and not an imitation. Well, that’s also kind of impressive in a twisted way.

 
 

Mooslims are about to conquer Hungary!
Mooslims are about to conquer northern India!
Mooslims are about to besiege Vienna!
Yow!!!

 
 

Can I just say this is the first time I’ve ever commented on the internet?

No, I’m sorry, there’s no time.

 
 

The Beth who posts is not the Beth that can be tracerouted

The Iris who can be identified is not the Iris that responds to email

These are great mysteries.

 
 

Amusingly, Taylor Marsh has S,N! blogrolled. I guess she hasn’t purified her site entirely.

Doubly amusingly, S,N! also has Taylor Marsh blogrolled. It will be worth it, though, I promise. The spectacle when Marsh finally decides to endorse Obama and her regulars skin her alive will be frackin’ hilarious.

 
 

Actually, I’m Cindy McCain … and I’m back on the stolen prescription meds!

 
 

What’s the big deal about who votes for who? Shit, I never voted for W. That guy’s a cunt.

 
 

Don’t look at me. I write in Eldridge Cleaver. Every damn time.

 
 

I write in Eldridge Cleaver. Every damn time.

Being dead, he may be unelectable.

 
 

Don’t backsass me, infidel. Guess who just bought a pass to the front of the line for reparations camp? Still feeling helpful, graymeat?

 
 

Whoops – there goes Peru.

 
Dr. Iain Murray
 

OMG!! We’ve already passed the point when ‘ole Chris Columbus came over, enslaved all the savages in Hispaniola and infected them all with syphilis! YAYS!!

 
Gnossos Papadopolous
 

I support the candidacy of G. Alonzo Oeufe

 
 

I go Pogo

 
 

Pogo, he eez for President, no? I theenk oui.

 
 

Guess who just bought a pass to the front of the line for reparations camp?

Sounds like the sort of place where I can participate in loads of joyous outdoors activities. Sign me up!

 
P.T. Bridgeport
 

=> POGO for P R E S I D E N T <=

 
 

I used to pogo, but that was a long time ago.

Jeez. At this rate, we’re gonna be defenestrating Prague before Mother’s Day…

 
 

I go out to the pub and I miss the Sicilian Vespers. Damn.
We are all Prague now.

 
Monty Python's Election Night Special
 

Can I just say this is the first time I’ve ever commented on the internet?

No, I’m sorry, there isn’t time.

 
 

I bless this thread and all who have common-tated upon it.

Ramen.

 
 

I go out to the pub and I miss the Sicilian Vespers. Damn.

Don’t despair. There’s always the St. Bartholomew’s Day Massacre.

 
 

Who could ever forget the Schmalkaldic War?

 
not even an mba
 

To commenmorate the first firearm field battle I’d like to point out that this thread has more delegates than Hillary does.

 
 

Local 1549 is a progressive union whose leadership believes that educating and informing the membership is always a top priority.

 
 

Helsinki was just founded.

 
 

In 18 years, we can haz bottled beers.

 
 

Come on, just a few more and we can celebrate Shakespeare’s birthday.

 
Mr. Peabody and his boy Sherman
 

in 1551, the see of Hólar turned Lutheran.

English out of Vestmannaeyjar !

 
Lady Jane Grey
 

I’m the Queen of England!

 
Lady Jane Grey
 

Whoops, I’m dead!

 
Shaanxi Earthquake
 
 

You people are trying to make me learn things about history. I refuse to learn anything today.

I am looking forward to the pilgrims though. I could really use a hot turkey sandwich right about now.

 
 

In 1557, Welsh mathematician Robert Recorde wrote:

…to auoide the tediouse repetition of these woordes: is equalle to : I will sette as I doe often in woorke use, a paire of paralleles, or Gemowe lines of one lengthe, thus: =, bicause noe .2. thynges, can be moare equalle.

This has been another exciting episode of Welsh Mathematicians in History. Tune in next week to see William Jones introduces the use of the Greek letter pi to to represent the ratio of the circumference of a zzzzzzz.

 
Queen Elizabeth I
 

My turn.

 
 

pedestrian said,

May 10, 2008 at 18:39

In 1557, Welsh mathematician Robert Recorde wrote:

…to auoide the tediouse repetition of these woordes: is equalle to : I will sette as I doe often in woorke use, a paire of paralleles, or Gemowe lines of one lengthe, thus: =, bicause noe .2. thynges, can be moare equalle.

…and to this very day, the Welsh still can’t spell.

 
Clio, amused by history
 

… when the Afghans fell into disarray with the death of Sher Shah Suri, Humayun returned with a mixed army, raised more troops and managed to reconquer Delhi in 1555.

Humayun crossed the rough terrain of Makran with his wife, but left behind their infant son Jalaluddin to spare him the rigours of the journey. Akbar, as Jalaluddin would be better known in his later years, was taken from the Rajput town of Umerkot in Sindh(Pakistan) where was raised by his uncle Askari. There he became an excellent outdoorsman, horseman, and hunter, and learned the arts of war.

The resurgent Humayun then conquered the central plateau around Delhi, but months later died in an accident, leaving the realm unsettled and in war. Akbar succeeded his father on 14 February 1556, while in the midst of a war against Sikandar Shah Suri for the throne of Delhi. He soon won his eighteenth victory at age 21 or 22. The rump remnant began to grow, then it grew considerably. He became called Akbar, as he was a wise ruler, set fair but steep taxes. He investigated the production in a certain area and taxed inhabitants 1/5 of their agricultural produce. He also set up an efficient bureaucracy and was tolerant of religious differences which softened the resistance by the conquered.

 
 

Hey! Look at all them tubez!!!1!

 
 

Hmmm… I think I know those guys…

That’s it! They’re Huguenots!

 
 

With his fair but steep taxes and his seperation of church and state, I’m surprised Akbar didn’t get any mention in Jonah’s magnum dopus.

 
Pastor Flash's Hour of Reckoning
 

PATTY: Well, what else happened in history today, Hugh?
HUGH: In history, Patty, well, today, of course, is the 38th of Cunagonda, and on this day in one nine three eight, BC, that is…
PATTY: Ha ha ha…
HUGH: Mr. George N. Trobus invented the wheel.
PATTY: And just in time!
HUGH: And in 1889, the Peace of Humus broke out, ending the Hundred Years War against the Cows.
PATTY: Yup.
HUGH: And, uh, last year, Patty, you and the viewers will be interested in, uh, noting that the world ended.
PATTY: As we know it, Hugh!
HUGH: Heh. You’re darn tooting, Patty.
PATTY: I sure am.
HUGH: Uh, say, who was born today?
PATTY: Ahh, nobody, Hugh.
HUGH: I mean in history, Patty, before they changed the water.

 
 

1568: the daimyo Oda Nobunaga enters Kyoto and ends the civil war

 
 

1568: Bottled beer is invented in London

 
 

1569: Gerard Mercator invents Mercator map projection

 
 

Row, row, row your boat… Oh shit! That Doge won’t bark…

 
 

Anyone know the lyrics to Spanish Harlem?

 
 

The rump remnant began to grow…

I ain’t never had no luck growin’ rumps.

 
City of Manila
 

Now that we’ve been established, let’s start producing envelopes.

 
 

The Massacre of Novgorod[1] occurred in the city of Novgorod, Russia in 1570. The massacre started on January 9, and went on to February 12.

The classic version claimed that Ivan the Terrible was under the belief that the elite of the city of Novgorod planned to defect to Poland, and led an army to Novgorod to stop them on January 2. Ivan’s soldiers built walls around the perimeter of the city in order to prevent the people of the city escaping. Between 500 and 1000 people were gathered every day by the troops, then tortured and killed in front of Ivan and his son. [2][3]

What Iraqi city am I reminded of?

 
 

Hm. Uluj Ali’s comment is funnier when linked properly… Stupid parentheses in Wikipedia URLs…

 
 

What Iraqi city am I reminded of?

I’ll take “Things that don’t repeat themselves but certainly rhyme” for $200, Alex.

 
 

Nothing interesting happened this year.

 
 

I’m in my tower, writing essays.

 
 

So this is marin, eh?

Pretty mellow, this place…

 
 

I think I’ll invent something.

 
 

I think I’ll create something called an “amusement park“.

 
Sir Walter Raleigh
 

I shall call it Roanoake! You boys should be safe here.

 
Richard Hakluyt
 

I am a scholar of exploration, and
my thoughts are consumed by
speculative ideas about the new western continents.
I wrote another book about it:
A Discourse Concerning Western Planting Written in the Year 1584

 
 

Walter, what does “Croatoan” mean?

 
The Spanish Armada
 

Wheeeee! This looks like a nice day for a cruise!
Ireland?
Yes, let’s.

 
Citizens of Hiroshima
 

Our city is founded!

Big things are coming our way.

 
 

1588. The bottle opener is invented. 20 years of accumulated bottled beer can finally be consumed. Great Hangover of London.

 
John White, Governor or Roanoke
 

I know I left a colony around here somewhere…

 
Henri IV, first Bourbon King
 

I’m tired of these religious wars.
I, your King, am embracing Roman Catholicism.
hint hint
but I have also in mind some royal ideas about how
to keep the hard-core Protestants peaceful.
Maybe if I proclaimed an edict …

 
Alien commander
 

If we put everything back just like we found it, nobody ever has to know we were here.

 
 

Paris is worth a mass….ive slaughter of the heretics!

Haha, just kidding. Let’s have some peace.

 
 

1595: Álvaro de Mendaña de Neira discovers Polynesia. Polynesians discover white meat.

 
 

Man, I seem to be getting into all sorts of trouble over my theories. Might as well head off to Copenhagen.

 
 

Tycho, you’ll never win by a nose that way.

 
 

Oh, by the way, say hello to my little friend the year 1600.

 
 

My time has almost come!

 
 

LittlePig said,

May 11, 2008 at 1:40

Tycho, you’ll never win by a nose that way.

Hey! I resemble that remark! >:(

 
 

Woooo! The old hag finally kicked the bucket! I’m king, baby!

 
 

Should fictional individuals be posting here or what?

 
 

Othello said,

May 11, 2008 at 2:47

Should fictional individuals be posting here or what?

Who are you calling fictional, MFer?

 
 

Remember, remember the Fifth of November!

 
 

Listen! There ain’t no gold to dig for here and if ye don’t work you don’t eat. Shape up, fancy lads!

 
 

Should fictional individuals be posting here or what?

Tell them I’m here!

Tell ’em somebody knows why!

Live large

 
 

It’d be nice if somebody’d name a geographical feature or two after me right about now.

 
 

Mack Bolan is a pussy.

 
 

Mike Hammer is a pussy.

 
 

Zombie Thread has decended into a full-on nerd lovefest.

Well done, chaps and chapettes.

 
French Estates-General
 

This sucks. Let’s stop meeting.

 
 

Galileo, I find your ideas intriguing, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

 
 

London is awesome! Except I don’t feel very well.

 
Smut Clyde né Bimler
 

Between the Dyrehaven and Tycho Brahe, there’s a lot of Denmark love going on in this thread. Not that I’m complaining. I just want to point out that for once it’s nothing to do with me.

 
Mayflower Pilgrims
 

Land ho, bitches!

 
Miles Standish
 

Damn, that Priscilla is pretty hot!

 
 

Goo goo ga ga! [Poop] Waaaaah!

 
 

There’s a whole lotta shakin’ goin’ on.

P.S. Thanks for taking one for the team, Senator McCain. 1623 pretty much sucked (Pascal was born, but births aren’t much to go on.)

 
not even an mba
 

Jimmy, are you okay?

 
 

24 clams? Man you indians drive a hard bargain. Luckily, Donald Trump will come by some day and get me off the hook.

 
Michelle Malkin
 

The Barbary pirates only took young people and those in good physical condition. The pirates gathered old people in a church and later locked it up and burned it. The raid of Vestmannaeyjar is called Tyrkjaránið (the Turkish abductions), and is arguably the most horrible event in the history of Vestmannaeyjar.

When the pirates invaded Vestmannaeyjar, some of the inhabitants and a priest left for the mountains of the island to hide in a cave. Later that day, the priest went out of the cave to take a look, some pirates saw him and killed him and found the cave with all the people in it.

Mmmmmm…..I kan hz hategasm?

 
Thirty Years War
 

Still going…

 
 

I’m gonna tell you a story
I’m gonna tell you about my town
I’m gonna tell you a big bad story, baby
Aww, it’s all about my town

Yeah, down by the river
Down by the banks of the river Charles (aw, that’s what’s happenin’ baby)
That’s where you’ll find me
Along with lovers, fuggers, and thieves (aw, but they’re cool people)
Well I love that dirty water
Oh, Boston, you’re my home (oh, you’re the Number One place)
Frustrated women (I mean Puritan frustrated)
Have to be in by six o’clock (oh, thank the Lord)
But I’m wishin’ and a-hopin, oh
That just once those doors weren’t locked (Cuz then I could give them a good public flogging)
Well I love that dirty water
Oh, Boston, you’re my home (oh, yeah)

 
Emperor Shah Jahan
 

I don’t care if you think it’s huge. It’s for my dead wife, dammit!

 
 

Dammit I forgot the date!

Frozen chicken, beaches!

Oops I’m dead.

 
 

Hey, wouldn’t it be cool if we had a whole alt-history universe organized around us?

Staggeringly lame, even by internet standards?

Yeah, well FUCK YOU!

 
 

[1634:] Jean Nicolet lands at Green Bay, Wisconsin in the summer, dressed in traditional Chinese robes, since he thought that Lake Michigan was really the Pacific Ocean leading to the Ming Dynasty of China.

Don’t worry, man, we all do that at some point.

 
 

Not to mention, it was posted in 1633. Unfortunately, Rings of Fire existed, but not yet Tucks.

 
Massachusetts Bay Colony
 

Pahk the kah in ______ yahd.

Any ideas? Good name for a school…. anyone?

 
 

pedestrian said,

May 11, 2008 at 18:47

[1634:] Jean Nicolet lands at Green Bay, Wisconsin in the summer, dressed in traditional Chinese robes, since he thought that Lake Michigan was really the Pacific Ocean leading to the Ming Dynasty of China.

Don’t worry, man, we all do that at some point.

Funny how most people who’ve never lived in “flyover country” tend to think of the Great Lakes as quaint little ponds, where you feed the ducks on a Sunday afternoon.

 
 

Funny how most people who’ve never lived in “flyover country” tend to think of the Great Lakes as quaint little ponds, where you feed the ducks on a Sunday afternoon.

Fair enough. I’ve also had to explain to European visitors that Las Vegas and Disneyworld aren’t exactly day trips.

 
 

Zombie Thread?!?!?! Cannot be killed?!?!?!?

 
 

Oh Noes!

I iz captured!

 
Protestants and Catholics in the Holy Roman Empire
 

The surge is working!
If we just give our mercenaries about twelve more Friedman Units,
we might be able to achieve a Peace,
Maybe hose funny-looking Habsburgs can broker the competing
interests — either the Hapbsburgs, or the King of France.
Yeah, that’s the ticket.

The media never reports all the really good news coming out of the war-torn bits of the former Holy Roman Empire — they concentrate on the famines and epidemics and pillage, instead of showing our out-sourced mercenaries painting convents. The War is such a success, so many missions are being accomplished, that we’ll continue to fight for thirty years, if that’s what it takes.

Bring ’em on.

 
General Wu Sangui and the Manchu prince Dorgon
 

Beijing is ours !

 
Zombie Thread Cannot Be Killed
 

B R A I N S

 
 

and is arguably the most horrible event in the history of Vestmannaeyjar.

Oh yeah?

Lemme see the list.

At least the top 20….

mikey

 
 

Down with Christmas

 
 

If we get all the way to Rasputin, this really will be the thread that can’t be killed.

 
The Scottish Parliament
 

We meet in Edinburgh.

What, history’s gotta be exciting all the time?

 
 

What the hell’s going on around here? You guys haven’t even gotten to the invention of the clarinet! Pick it up or Iris will come back and open up a jumbo-sized can of whoop-ass.

Meanwhile, in 1650:
==The newly-formed Beatles begin playing in small clubs in Liverpool.
==Strom Thurmond gets his first stiffie.
==Alexander the Great decisively defeats Napoleon at Iwo Jima.

 
René Descartes
 

I no longer think. Therefore, I am not.

 
 

Put a town…on the Cape? We shall name it Good Hope City!

I’m not married to it.

 
 

I iz Dick Tater. Or Lord Protector, whatevuh!

 
 

Y’all haven’t made it to 2000 yet? Slackers.

 
 

Anglicans, you’re banned.

 
Christiaan Huygens
 

I invent the foreskin. No wait, the pendulum.

 
 

New Amsterdam, eh? I dunno about the name, but I like this place. They even grant Jews full citizenship!

 
 

We form the 1st U.S. police corps.

Giuliani Time ensues a few hundred years later.

 
 

Did somebody call me?

 
 

Let me out! I am
I am

 
 

I’m being imprisoned in Agra by my son.

I don’t feel so good.

 
The Shunzhi Emperor (Manchu Quing dynasty)
 

I’m dead.

 
 

PV = k

 
 

Oh look an apple.

 
 

I bet we could calculate how fast it’s falling. We could use some new calculating type of math. It’d be pretty hard, so maybe a synonym for rock, or hard growth or something, that also expresses the calculation involved. Hmm….

 
 

I think I’ll write it all down in a book. Well, now that I’ve contributed more to science and math than almost any other man in history, I’ll start kooking out. Hey everybody, let me tell you about the spirits and what they want us to do.

 
 

No! Sleep! ‘Til Brueckelen!

 
 

We could use some new calculating type of math.

You ass, you could publish that some time in the next 20 years.

 
 

Well, writing and publishing are two different things aren’t they. I guess you’re not a big fan of golden showers summers.

 
 

I “dodged zee bullet” if you will. Zat was a close one!!

 
 

Oh…and l’etat? c’est moi!”

 
 

Ann Althouse is now 5 years old.

 
The Netherlands
 

Oh, shit

 
Gottfried Leibniz
 

Suck it, Isaac.

 
 

Leibniz ?!?!?! You’ve gotta be kidding.

unpublished work on alchemy

We’re both gonna need some magic, Euler’s coming up in a couple decades.

 
Christian V of Denmark
 

It will be a cakewalk

 
 

Help! I’m getting shafted!

 
 

Poor Charles II is about to get his…

 
Pope Burning Whigs
 

Damn Papists!

 
 

This thread should be forced to purchase a carbon offset.

 
Robert Cavelier, Sieur de La Salle
 

It’s a treat ta beatcha feet in the Mississippi mud.

 
 

Help us, we’re being oppressed!

 
 

What’s all this about me getting what?

Watch me now!

King Charles II revoked the Massachusetts Bay Colony’s charter in 1684 as a result of colonial insubordination with trade, tariff and navigation laws.

 
 

Hey, what’s going on? I can’t wait to rule for 100 years.

 
 

Heh. Indeed. This James II is a real go-getter! Dig his style, man.

 
 

William and Mary won’t do?

No one told us!

 
not even an mba
 

They’re cannabilizing their own now. 76 comments may not seem like a lot, especially in the ZOMBIE THREAD THAT WOULD NOT DIE, but it’s still an order of magnitude more than the front page average.
Old school Corrente poster Xan is, in the course of the first dozen comments, excoriated for not being specific about why she supports the Magical Unity Pony and being an Obamatron cultist.
It ain’t pretty, it don’t even look that way.

 
 

Oh no

William and Mary won’t do

Annandale VA was founded in 1685,
but I’m never going back there.

 
not even an mba
 

Actually, as ugly as it is over at Correntewire, it’s nothing compared to Glencoe.

 
Ottoman fleet, somewhere in the Venetian archipelago
 

Oh noes!
Here comes the Doge!
Run away!

 
 

So on the afternoon of the 30th June 1688 seven men sat down to put their names to a formal letter of invitation to William of Orange, seven men who were thereafter known as the Immortal Seven, being;

William Cavendish, the Earl of Devonshire (24)
Richard Lumley, the Lord Lumley (29)
Thomas Osborne, the Earl of Danby (27)
Charles Talbot, the Earl of Shrewsbury (25)
Henry Compton, the Bishop of London (31)
Edward Russell (35)
Henry Sidney (33)

All seven of these gentlemen received their due rewards when William of Orange and his wife Mary became settled in as William and Mary . The earls of Devonshire and Shrewsbury were upgraded to the status of Duke, the Earl of Danby became the Duke of Leeds, the Lord Lumley became the Viscount Lumley and eventually Earl of Scarborough, Edward Russell became the Earl of Orford, and Henry Sidney the Earl of Romney.

 
 

A 2-pound fine for swearing was instituted in England during 1695.

The chavs of the 17th century remained undaunted in swears, leaving the path open for internet blogs.

 
 

And you may call me king! Of the Swedes!

 
not even an mba
 

The pre-teen prodigy Johann Sebastian Bach masters his organ, which will serve him well later in life when he sires twenty offspring.

 
the right of habeus corpus
 

It’s been seventeen tumultuous years since my birth at the hands of the barons and the King.

I will live to the ripe old age of three hundred twenty-seven years, alternately in peril and in health, until my untimely death at the hands of the U.S. Congress, in the Military Comissions Act of 2006.

You’ll miss me after I’m gone.

 
 

Bonnie Annie Laurie

Maxwelton’s braes are bonnie
Where early fa’s the dew
And ’twas there that Annie Laurie
Gave me her promise true
That ne’er forgot shall be
And for Bonnie Annie Laurie
I’d lay me doon and dee.

Her brow is like the snowdrift
Her nape is like the swan
And her face it is the fairest
That ‘ere the sun shone on.
And dark blue is her e’e
And for Bonnie Annie Laurie
I’d lay me doon and dee.

Like dew on the gowan lyin’
Is the fall of her fairy feet
And like winds in the summer sighing
Her voice is low and sweet.
And she’s all the world to me
And for Bonnie Annie Laurie
I’d lay me doon and dee.

She’s backit like a peacock,
She’s breastit like a swan,
She’s jimp about the middle,
Her waist ye weill may span;
And she has a rolling eye,
And for bonnie Annie Laurie
I’d lay me doon and dee.

Maxwelton banks are bonnie,
Where early fa’s the dew;
Where me and Annie Laurie
Made up the promise true;
And never forget will I,
And for bonny Annie Laurie
I’d lay me doon and dee.

 
Ottoman Empire
 

Running the world’s most cosmopolitan empire is hard work, and I’m exhausted.
I know what I’ll do :
I’ll hire a bunch of those clever Greek fellows to do the accounting and administering and such.

 
500 English soldiers in St. Augustine, Spanish Florida
 

burn, baby, burn

 
The Forty-Seven Ronin
 

Following bushido, we masterless samurai now must kill K?zuke no Suke to avenge our Asano Takumi-no-Kami Naganori. We know it will obligate us to commit sepukku, and we accept this fate.

 
 

My ancestors have just arrived!!…YAYS!!

 
 

Last!

 
War of the Spanish Succession
 

You don’t even know who I am!

 
not even an mba
 

Bach now a young man at the ducal court of Weimar plays with his organ. Indeed, he makes his organ do things never heard of before. His work at this time includes covering the entirety of the instrument, often with both hands, working madly and furiously. He decides to pass some of this knowledge onto his son in a little organ book.

 
 

She’s backit like a peacock,
She’s breastit like a swan,
She’s jimp about the middle,
Her waist ye weill may span;
And she has a rolling eye,
And for bonnie Annie Laurie
I’d lay me doon and dee.

And higher praise indeed you’ll not be findin’, lass…

mikey

 
 

Die Monster Die!

 
 

I see nothing but success for the Georges in Great Britain.

 
 

ARRRRRRRR.

 
Krieg Der QuadrupelAllianz
 

Philips und Elisabeths Sohn Karl sollte nach dem Aussterben der männlichen Farnese-Linie Parma, Piacenza und die Toskana erhalten

 
The Chickahominy, in Virginia
 

White man promised us this land would be permanent home for our tribe.
White man lied.

 
The Han Chinese
 

The Mandate of Heaven proves that Tibet is rightfully a part of China, and if you people living in Tibet disagree, we’ll kill you.
That goes for Bhutan, too.

(world go round in circles)

 
the sieur de Bienville
 

New Orleans will make the best capitol city for the Lousiana Territory.

 
 

Well well, it’s Easter again already. My how the time does fly.

What should we call this here island, by the way?

 
 

Ahhhhhhhhhhh, thirteen years old at last.

Bring on teh ladies!

 
 

My czarina vagina is hungry!

 
 

I’m coming, my darling!

 
not even an mba
 

5 years previous, Bach’s first wife dies. It is unknown what she looked like, but two thirds of her name was Barbara Bach (link safe for most work). Then he marries a girl seventeen years younger than himself.

During this period, although he never gave up his love of his organ, he gets fixated on oral. He does more oral in this period than even the most prolific do in their lives. Much like how he wrote the book on how to use your organ, he now became the definitive go-to guy on using your mouth.

 
 

Hey Bernoulli reciprocate these orthognal trajectories. Oh wait, you can’t because you’re dead!

 
not even an mba
 

Congratulations to Hillary Clinton for her massive victory in West Virginia tonight.

Feeding the delusion train is going to make plenty of people sad, delaying for at least another week, the time when we can start letting bygones be bygones. But the people of WV have spoken, and the madness will roll on.

 
Jonathan Swift, Dean, St. Patrick's
 

Potato blight and the law
starve the Irish;
I offer a bitter jest,
a modest proposal.

 
not even an mba
 

Euler begins the arduous process of inventing all mathematics more complex than calculating the amount to tip.

 
War of the Polish Succession
 

You don’t even know who I am, either!

 
 

Slowly, sadly, this thread is grinding to a halt. And is soon to slide off the front page.

Here’s hoping we still make it to 2000, but there’s a lot of work to do…

 
not even an mba
 

Kent by 10 wickets on Wed 30 July 1735 at Bromley Common. More evidence of the advantage of playing home field. But on a lighter note:
The report states that a large crowd attended and a great deal of mischief was done. It seems that horses panicked and riders were thrown while some members of the crowd were rode over. One man was carried off for dead as HRH passed by at the entrance to the Common.

 
the duc de Lorraine
 

I do.

Princess Maria Theresa of Austria said:

I do.

OMG! The Florentine Diamond?! For _me_ ?
You totally shouldn’t have.

 
Carolus Linneus
 

In my system,
every living thing will be designated by a unique binomial name.
Latin’s the leet-speak I speak, so that’s what I used.
(Like my nym — my name IRL is Karl von Linne.)

 
 

The first Papal condemnation was issued by Clement XII in 1738, twenty-one years after the establishment of the first Masonic lodge in England, and seventeen years after the formal introduction of Freemasonry into the continent of Europe. The emphatic and comprehensive terms of this condemnation were never revoked or toned down, and the sentence of Clemcnt XII has been confirmed in its full rigor by succeeding Pontiffs:

Under an outward semblance of natural probity, which they require, and which they regard as sufficient they [the Freemasons] have established certain laws and statutes binding themselves towards each other . . . . but since crime ultimately betrays itself . . . their assemblies have become to the faithful such objects of suspicion that every good man now regards affiliation to them as a certain indication of wickedness and perversion.

Hence, the Pontiff, for the sake of the peace and safety of civil Governments, and the spiritual safety of souls, and to prevent these men from plundering the House like thieves, laying waste the Vineyard like wolves, perverting the minds of the incautious, and shooting down innocent people from their hiding places, pronounces the grave sentence of major excommunication against these “enemies of the common-weal”:

Shorter: Mother-fcukin’ Freemasons!one1!!

 
 

My ear!

 
not even an mba
 

Your intrepid associate from CorrenteWatch has returned with more news of the self-immolation of the Shining City on the Hillary. Iris was right, despite the fact that Edwards was the first choice of a hige number of them, he’s now just another rider on the Magical Unity Pony Express.

Bonus, here’s p-luk himself:
If Obama is so damaged by the time the Convention comes around that SDs are going to nominate Clinton instead, Obama will step aside and throw his support (and his campaign organization) to Edwards.

Wow, the Ceti eel has reall got a tight hold there.

 
 

More lukasian logic from that thread:

giving up…
Submitted by Paul_Lukasiak on Wed, 2008-05-14 18:27.

I can easily see Obama giving up — I mean, he’s given up on the working class, he’s given up on discussing issues of importance to Democrats, and he’s never had a tough campaign in his life — and he’d rather give up than suffer a humiliating defeat.

I mean, if there is ANY politician that would give up the nomination rather than fight on against insurmountable odds, its Barack Obama. He would be lauded as a hero, and as putting the interests of the nation and the party before his own ambition, etc. etc…. and he could blame the media for what happened.

I mean, I know you’ve been paying attention… when the going gets tough, Obama withdraws…

While it’s true that this primary has not been as close as I thought it would be, I’d still call Clinton a pretty formidable opponent. And if only Obama had been battle tested against sacrificial lambs like Rick Loozio and John Spencer there wouldn’t be all this talk about him giving up.

 
 

Take that, Austrians!

P.S. Poor Paul seems to be stuck in first.

Denial
Anger
Bargaining
Depression
Acceptance

 
not even an mba
 

Johann Sebastian Bach examines the organ at the Johanniskirche, Leipzig That guy loved him some organs.

P.S.

From some of p-luky duck’s posts I’d say he’s progressing well into Anger.

 
not even an mba
 

Shoot, my obsession with Bach sidetracked me from singing: Hallelujah!

 
Royalist Dragoons under the Duke of Cumberland
 

All your moors are belong to us !
You have no chance now to make your time.
Ha. Ha. Ha.

Bonnie Prince Charlie : Take off every zig!

 
The Public Records of the State of Connecticutt
 

Upon the representation made by Ephraim Smith one of the listers of the town of Stoningtown for the year 1747 shewing to this Assembly on behalf of himself and other listers in said town for said year that they did upon inspection of the list for the year 1747 make a fourfold assessment upon divers of the inhabitants of said town for estates left out of the list near about the sum of eight thousand pounds according to the direction of the law and that sundry persons pretending to be aggrieved by their assessments have applied to several gentlemen in said town who are justices and selectmen to have their assessments abated informing also that the authority and selectmen who have granted bills of abatement are all of them assessed fourfold for part of their estates left out and not indifferent judges in the affair &c This Assembly taking into consideration the case represented as above said and being desirous to prevent injustice being done do hereby appoint Messrs John Ledyard Dudley Woodbridge of Groton and John Richards of New London a committee on behalf of this Assembly who are hereby directed in some proper form to give publick notice to the parties concerned that those that are aggrieved by the assessments aforesaid may lay their grievances before them for relief whoare hereby impowered to grant such relief as they shall find just and no person in said town shall take benefit by any bill of abatement obtained for any of the assessments laid upon them by the said listers unless such as have been and shall be allowed by the said listers or the committee

 
not even an mba
 

Publishing of Fanny Hill and Tom Jones. Although a quarter millenium ago, still retain their sauciness and bawdiness.

 
 

Creed Sucks.

Stormfront is a joke.

Penis foreskin cut it off!

Naked Walmart girls!!!1!

 
 

I’m heir-apparent, beaches!

 
 

Guys! Lightning is electricity!

 
Samuel Johnson, LL.D.
 

Word.

 
Albany Congress of New England Colonies
 

It has been moved and duly seconded that this Congress shall adopt Ben Franklin’s plan to join the British American colonies of Connecticut, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, New York, Pennsylvania, and Rhode Island in a new Union with a new general government.

Those in favor signify by saying “Aye”.

Those opposed, “Nay”.

The ayes have it.

 
dim-witted badger
 

fucking pelicans foreskins.

 
European colonists in the Western Hemisphere
 

Regarding the Native Americans

And they took to us
And we took to them.

And what did we take?
Oil from Canada!
Gold from Mexico!
Geese from the neighbor’s back yard! (Boom, boom!)
Corn from the Indians!
Tobacco from the Indians!
Dakota from the Indians!
New Jersey from the Indians!
New Hampshire from the Indians!
New England from the Indians!

 
Zombie Edmond Halley
 

Told you so!

And, if I may add- B R A I N S

 
not even an mba
 

And in your daily Lambert has lost his marbles update, he pre-empts his commenters by opening the post with Godwin.
In Corrente-world: ability to look up phone numbers = ability to institute Universal health care.

 
 

OK, it was a couple of years ago and it was the death of me but I did nudge the new world on a bit, did I not?

 
The Earl of Sandwich
 

Truly, it took a man of an Earl’s quality to invent this yummy thing.

 
not even an mba
 

Mozart aged seven has already been composing music for at least a year. It won’t be until he’s twice this age before his first opera is performed and 222 years before he gains any meaningful recognition.

 
 

Taxation without representation is tyranny.

 
not even an mba
 

If the thunder don’t get ya, WordPress will.

 
 

The fact is, why does James Otis hate UK freedom, cricket and spotted dick? He only peretends he is nae a radical patri-rot. The other fact is why does he not denounse that treasonus Sam Adams insted of opposing the very sensible Writs of Assistance that King George needs to protect our way of life from French and the illegal Indians?

 
 

Prepare for an ass-kicking. Googoo gaga.

 
Crispus Attucks
 

In 200 years I’ll be famous!

 
Margrave of Baden-Durlach
 

Baden-Baden is mine!
All your Badens belong to us!

 
Russia 'n Prussia
 
not even an mba
 

Shoot, took too long pretty-ing up my links!

 
 

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

 
 

Dang you, Russia ‘n Prussia/not even an mba!

 
not even an mba
 

You too Slaver Jefferson, Elcid Barret’s a whole year late!
Maybe that’ll save me legs.

 
The Montgolfier Brothers
 

Up, up and away!

 
 

Thomas Jefferson @ 1776 :

now you’ve made me cry.

 
Zombie Thread ! Cannot Be Killed !
 

B
R
A
I
N
S

 
 

I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

 
 

How about a rebellion?

P.S. Curse you sneaky fiends for stealing all those good years while I was at teh Borg!

 
 

A little rebellion now and then is a good thing . . . . God forbid we should ever be twenty years without such a rebellion. The people cannot be all, and always, well informed. The part which is wrong will be discontented, in proportion to the importance of the facts they misconceive. If they remain quiet under such misconceptions, it is lethargy, the forerunner of death to the public liberty . . . . and what country can preserve its liberties, if its rulers are not warned, from time to time, that this people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to the facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed, from time to time, with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure.

P.S. WordPress is oppressing Daniel Shays of 1786. IT IS AN OUTRAGE!

 
 

The tree of liberty must be refreshed, from time to time, with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure.

Jesus Fucking Christ he’s like some wild-eyed Frenchman!

 
 

Well, looks like we’ll have to find some new place to dump our trash.

 
 

Finis de l’Ancienne Regime post!

Let them eat pretzels!

 
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
 

I wrote this thing called The Magic Flute which didn’t have enough foreskin content so I died.

 
 

Ouch!

P.S.

Antoine-Laurent de Lavoisier: What Georges Jacques said.

 
 

So I saved up the foreskins and sewed them into a nice wallet. If you rub it the right way, it turns into a suitcase.

 
 

Kingdom of Hawaii, beaches!

 
George Washington, President of the United States
 
 

All Austria’s Lowlands provinces are belong to Us.

 
fashionably-dressed European men
 

Beaver hats are _so_ 1790.
I must have a tophat, of silk.

The few remaining North American beaver said :
*whew*

 
 

A stone! I shall call her Rosetta.

 
 

I’ve crossed the Alps, just like Hannibal.

(But with fewer elephants. That Hannibal, what a showoff!)

 
 

Now you can call me Emperor.

 
Vice-admiral Horatio Nelson
 

Withdraw!? I saw no such signal.

Go straight at ’em.

 
Wahhabi insurgents of the al-Saud tribes
 

Mecca and al Ka’abah are ours !

 
 

Marbury v Madison

 
 

Help! I’m burning!

 
 

Get outta here you Turkeys!

 
 

I see a peak! What shall I call it?

 
 

Have a Fifth Symphony, Sixth Symphony, and Fourth Piano Concerto, beaches!

 
Earthquake in the Azores
 

NOM NOM NOM

 
 

Let’s see here:

July 9 – Napoleon annexes the Kingdom of Holland.

Boring!

September 16 – Grito de Dolores. Miguel Hidalgo, a catholic priest from Guanajuato incited the revolt that would become Mexico’s Independence War.

Mexilamofascism begins. Boring!

September 18 – Chile forms the National Junta, which is their first passage towards independency.

Don’t make me junta yur ass.

April 27 – Beethoven composes his famous piano piece, Für Elise.

Fur is murder, d00d. Haven’t you heard? *snicker*

OK Partee time!

The Bavarian royalty invites the citizens of Munich to join the celebration of the marriage of Crown Prince Ludwig of Bavaria to Princess Therese of Saxe-Hildburghausen.

AKA: First Oktoberfest!

 
Angry American Colonists
 

Nice capital you’ve got here. Would be a shame if something happened to it.

 
Venegeful Imperialists
 

Nice capital you’ve got here. Would be a shame if something happened to it.

 
The Treaty of Ghent
 

Britain: Let’s declare victory and go home.
America: Maine – Bitches!

and thus ends the War of 1812.

 
dim-witted badger
 

At least nobody want badger hats.

fucking pelicans…

 
 

Hey! There’s a village over there! Reno, you go that way…

 
 

Give my genre life.

 
 

Heh. Verdaderamente. ¡Ganamos! Lea la cosa entera. Heh. Verdaderamente. ¡Ganamos! Lea la cosa entera. Heh. Verdaderamente. ¡Ganamos! Lea la cosa entera. Heh. Verdaderamente. ¡Ganamos! Lea la cosa entera. Heh. Verdaderamente. ¡Ganamos! Lea la cosa entera. Heh. Verdaderamente. ¡Ganamos! Lea la cosa entera. Heh. Verdaderamente. ¡Ganamos! Lea la cosa entera. Heh. Verdaderamente. ¡Ganamos! Lea la cosa entera. Heh. Verdaderamente. ¡Ganamos! Lea la cosa entera. Heh. Verdaderamente. ¡Ganamos! Lea la cosa entera. Heh. Verdaderamente. ¡Ganamos! Lea la cosa entera. Heh. Verdaderamente. ¡Ganamos! Lea la cosa entera. Heh. Verdaderamente. ¡Ganamos! Lea la cosa entera. Heh. Verdaderamente. ¡Ganamos! Lea la cosa entera. Heh. Verdaderamente. ¡Ganamos! Lea la cosa entera. Heh. Verdaderamente. ¡Ganamos! Lea la cosa entera. Heh. Verdaderamente. ¡Ganamos! Lea la cosa entera. Heh. Verdaderamente. ¡Ganamos! Lea la cosa entera. Heh. Verdaderamente. ¡Ganamos! Lea la cosa entera.

 
not even an mba
 

Meanwhile, Lambert would like us to know that Obama’s 70K rally was well short of the 80,000-100,000 that Kerry pulled in with Big Dog’s support back in ’04. He fails to mention that that rally happened in late October.

Also, Thermopylae again?

 
 

You stomp on your little countries, Europe, and we’ll stomp on ours.

P.S. Was tempted to give it to Lisztomania: April 13 – Eleven-year-old Franz Liszt gives a concert after which he is personally congratulated by Ludwig van Beethoven.

 
not even an mba
 

A good year for archaeologists.

P.S. We can get Franz in1846.

 
 

Um… Quincy Adams won! Please make the scary populist go away.

 
Benjamin Edwards
 

Screw y’all. This is now the Republic of Fredonia.

 
 

The Book of Mormon, y’all!

You won’t believe this shit!

 
 

I’m just wondering what will happen when this thread breeches the 2009 barrier.

 
Frédéric Chopin
 

Stupid pianists. I will break your fingers.

I’m hoping to get this sucker to 2419 so t Winslow Howell the third, esq. can make an appearance.

 
 

The Beagle’s kind of a dumb name for a ship, but what the heck: some good might come of this trip.

 
 

“Well, Captain, when you hear of the telegraph one of these days as the wonder of the world, remember the discovery was made on the good ship Sully.”

 
 

Here I am, a sleepy baby, yet I cannot sleep.

Somebody should do something about this.

 
 

End of the Liberal Wars in Portugal.

Someone notify Corrente.

 
not even an mba
 

I for one, welcome our fictitious lunar overlords.

 
not even an mba
 

Michigan formally becomes one of the United States of America, but surrenders all her Democratic Primary delegates to do so. No take backs times one thousand!

 
not even an mba
 

Please sir, can I have some more?
Meanwhile at the mighty Corrente building, Chicago Dyke has come out with, not a support of , but a non-denunciation of Obama. Tough conversation follows – about racism, Israel, anti-semitism, etc. Remarkably civil considering, except again for that myiq guy (and a couple others). Well, at least at this point.

 
 

Tires, Baby! VULCAN TIRES!

 
 

Wilkes Land, fuckers! I see a park over here, and a set of condos over there, and by the shore a luxury hotel. Yeah. Awesome.

 
 

This thing’d be awesome to play on heroin.

 
Freidrich Engels
 

Your ideas intrigue Karl, do you have a newsletter I may subscribe to?

 
not even an mba
 

For the Monroe Doctrine a couple decades ago:
The Greatest Rhapsody EVAH.

 
 

Nothing interesting happened in 1848. Next.

 
not even an mba
 

There’s GOLD in dem dar hills! At the very least, we’ll be recognized in the future with an NFL team.

 
not even an mba
 

Gwine to run all night.

In other I’m not a racist news, It’s now a full week after the date I predicted Hillary dropping out. After last Tuesday, I thought she’d look at the remaining pot of delegates and throw in the towel. When she didn’t, I thought that a flood of SD’s like the Pelosi Club would put Obama over the top, or at least very close to it. When that didn’t happen, I was left with hoping that Hillary would take advantage of the news black hole on Friday to slink off into the woodwork.

Well, clearly I was wrong. Instead of disappearing, she decided that she really needed more TV time, good or bad.

So that’s plus one point for being wrong, but minus one for acknowledging it, for a net neutral difference to my pundit score.

 
 

Ka-motherfucking-BOOM, bitchez!

 
not even an mba
 

Oh Righteous Roget, that is totally fadge-tastic.
I was going to go with theTaiping Rebellion but since it’s only chinese that are offing themselves I’d pick something more meaningful. BOATS!

 
Commodore Matthew Perry
 

Nice island you got here. Be a shame if something happened to it. By accident. Involving my fleet.

You’ll open to trade with us? Wonderful news!

 
not even an mba
 

Camels taste like pork.

 
 

No, fuck you!!!

 
Na2B4O7·10H2O
 

Component of detergents
Ingredient in enamel glazes
Component of glass, pottery, and ceramics
Fire retardant
Anti-fungal compound for fibreglass and cellulose insulation
Insecticide to kill ants and fleas
Precursor for sodium perborate monohydrate that is used in detergents, as well as for boric acid and other borates
Treatment for thrush in horses’ hooves
Used to make indelible ink for dip pens by dissolving shellac into heated borax
Curing agent for snake skins

 
 

I iz President!

As Southern states declared their secession in the lead-up to the American Civil War, I held that secession was illegal, but that going to war to stop it was also illegal. Taking my own advice, I did nothing.

Luckily for me, 140 years later an even bigger doofus will be elected appointed Preznit and get me off the hook for being the Worst President Ever.

P.S. In case anyone was wondering, in the wake of yesterday’s Rule Committee, these folks are even more insane.

 
 

Great tut’s as always. Enjoyable too.

 
 

Look out, Harper’s Ferry!

P.S. Ouch!

P.P.S. Origin of Species, for you islamocommiehomofascist liberal types.

 
 

design said,
June 2, 2008 at 14:58 (kill)
Great tut’s as always. Enjoyable too.

Spammers are going to throw off the timeline!

 
not even an mba
 

Well since I didn’t want to acknowledge the Taiping Rebellion, I guess it’s only fair for me to ignore the North and the South. In more meaningful news HORSES!

 
Abraham Lincoln
 

Four score…

 
 

On May 18, 1864, two New York City newspapers, the New York World and the New York Journal of Commerce, published a story that President Abraham Lincoln had issued a proclamation of conscription of 400,000 more men into the Union army. At the time, there were fierce battles taking place between Union and Confederate troops in Virginia and the public took it to mean that the war was not going well for the Union. Share prices fell on the New York Stock Exchange when investors began to buy gold, and its value increased 10%.

Many years later, the Washington Post and the New York Times would enable another group of speculators led by Vice President Dick Cheney to enrich themselves by lying the nation into a needless war in Iraq.

 
 

Credit Crisis? What credit crisis. The worst is behind us.

Also, in your plus ça change news, Lambert’s latest sticky is about how the Texas caucases were rigged to favor Obama by Democratic party elites. That’s right, back in early March, while the former first lady, still clinging onto her inevitable identity with a lead of 100 in superdelegates, holder of Robert Kennedy’s senate seat, was screwed over by the insider freshman black guy senator from Chicago.
March 4. Obama = Washington insider, Clinton = dark horse outsider reformist candidate.
Also, I think they have now complained more about voting irregularities in this primary, than they did in all of 2004.

 
 

Nothing but good can come of recording votes via electrical devices.

 
 

Gadzooks! I never heard that performance before. Suhweeeet!

We now take you back to the sage of Siegmund und Sieglinde

 
 

god fucking damnit. SAGA of….

 
 

WTF?

I only gots 28!!

P.S. Careful, PeeJ. You fuk with the timeline, and there’s no telling what the consequences might be. For instance, 129 years later, a moron might be elected appointed preznit, and the whole world will suffer.

 
 

A major economic reversal began in Europe and reached the United States in the fall of 1873. The signal event on this side of the Atlantic was the failure of Jay Cooke and Company, the country’s preeminent investment banking concern. The firm was the principal backer of the Northern Pacific Railroad and had handled most of the government’s wartime loans.

Cooke’s fall touched off a series of events that encompassed the entire nation. The New York Stock Exchange was closed for 10 days. Credit dried up, foreclosures were common and banks failed. Factories closed their doors, costing thousands of workers’ jobs. The volume of destitute people soon overwhelmed the abilities of charities to function. Most of the major railroads failed.

I’m sure nothing like that could ever happen again, what with our responsible conservative goobermint.

 
 

I’m worried about little Arnold. He cries so…atonally.

 
 

I’ve heard Cuba is nice.

 
 

“Mr. Watson, come here, I want you.”

The modern pornographic industry is founded, along with telemarketing.

 
 

Mary had a little lamb.

 
 

Oh, forgot to come here on Tuesday, but…

Suck it, Real Iris. Suck it long, hard, and sideways.

 
not even an mba
 

Origin of the fist bump when Clopton Lloyd-Jones seeks a way to celebrate the only goal of the FA Cup final with his fellow Rovers and thus defeating the elitists at Oxford.

 
 

Four_Dead_in_Five_Seconds_Gunfight

Billy teh Kid: OUCHIES!

Gunfight at the O.K. Corral

 
 

Not enough virgins!

 
not even an mba
 

The man they could not hang.

At Corrente, they still haven’t switched to beat out the JiSM3 mode. Still wallowing in one of those five stages of grief.

Taylor Marsh is pushing unity, Jeralyn is pushing the Carol McCain issue. Still, it’s only been a few days since Hillary officially threw in the towel.

 
not even an mba
 

Emily Dickinson finally dies, to her great relief.

Also, I’d like to note that despite all of Lambert’s “I’d rather vote McCain”, he’s now said otherwise. Although, that post doesn’t hurt my argument that he’s acting like a stupid fuckwad.

 
not even an mba
 

I don’t know who’s the most recent dear fake robo-Iris, but I know the secret to the authenticity. It’s Melvin Udall’s

I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

 
not even an mba
 

Whoops. Wrong thread.

ummm.

PENIS

 
 

Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,
With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand
Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command
The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.
“Keep ancient lands, your storied pomp!” cries she
With silent lips. “Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”

Until Pat Buchanan and Loud Obbs say no more, that is.

 
not even an mba
 

Panic of 1893.
The 1880s had seen a period of remarkable economic expansion in the United States. In time, the expansion became driven by speculation, much like the “tech bubble” of the late 1990s, except that the preferred industry was railroads. Railroads were vastly over-built, and many companies tried to take over many others, seriously endangering their own stability so to do. One of the first signs of trouble was the bankruptcy of the Philadelphia and Reading Railroad, which had greatly over-extended itself, on February 23, 1893.

As concern of the state of the economy worsened, people rushed and caused bank runs. The credit crunch rippled through the economy. Smart european investors only took payment in gold, weakening the US gold reserve, which further dropped the US dollar’s value. People attempted to redeem silver notes for gold; ultimately the statutory limit for the minimum amount of gold in federal reserves was reached and U.S. notes could no longer be successfully redeemed for gold. The investments during the time of the Panic were heavily financed through bond issues with high interest payments. The National Cordage Company (the most actively traded stock at the time) went into receivership as a result of its bankers calling their loans in response to rumors regarding the NCC’s financial distress. As the demand for Silver and Silver notes fell, its price and value dropped. Holders worried about a loss of face value of bonds, and many became worthless.

A series of bank failures followed, and the price of silver fell. The Northern Pacific Railway, the Union Pacific Railroad and the Atchison, Topeka & Santa Fe Railroad all failed. This was followed by the bankruptcy of many other companies; in total over 15,000 companies and 500 banks failed (many in the west). About 17%-19% of the workforce was unemployed at the Panic’s peak. The huge spike in unemployment, combined with the loss of life savings by failed banks, meant that a once secure middle class could not meet their mortgage obligations. As a result, many walked away from recently built homes. From this, the sight of the vacant Victorian (haunted) house entered the American mindset.
I’m sure nothing like that could ever happen again, what with our responsible conservative goobermint.

 
 

Is my nobility not obvious?

 
 

Welcome, Monsieur Dreyfus.

 
William Jennings Bryan
 

Having behind us the producing masses of this nation and the world, supported by the commercial interests, the laboring interests and the toilers everywhere, we will answer their demand for a gold standard by saying to them: You shall not press down upon the brow of labor this crown of thorns, you shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold.

 
 

Remember, the Maine, beaches!

P.S.

February 23 – Emile Zola is imprisoned in France after writing “J’accuse”, a letter accusing the French government of anti-Semitism and wrongfully placing Alfred Dreyfus in jail.

Anyone every notice that bigots have no sense of humor?

 
 

Right. Now that didn’t last long, did it? None of this 50 or 100 years crap.

OK time for the Philippine-American War

I tell you, an imperialist’s work is never done.

 
 

OMFG ALL THE COMPUTERS ARE GONNA EXPLODE!!!

 
not even an mba
 

Thanks to all the folks who helped drag this thread kicking and screaming into the twentieth century.

Over at Corrente, another has fallen into the Obot cult. Actually, bringiton has a very thoughtful post which if it wasn’t too TLDR, I’d suggest that anyone would be well served by RTHT.
Also, more good news, nothing on the front page by myiq2xu.
On the bad news side of things, P_Luk hasn’t let go. (no link, too sad.)

 
Albert Einstein
 

Four papers, special relativity and explaining the photoelectric effect by quantization. What’d you do this year, beeyotch?

 
Dragon-King Wangchuck
 

Okay boys, Trongsa’s getting too small for the House of Wangchuck. Let’s roll.

 
Dragon-King Wangchuck
 

Ahhh, much nicer.

 
 

Mmmeeeahhh …

What’s up, Doc?

 
 

You can play me at night too.

 
 

Ouch!

Someday my grandson, Boutros² Ghali, will be head of the Untied Nations.

P.S. November 18, 1909 – Two United States warships are sent to Nicaragua after 500 revolutionaries (including two Americans) are executed by order of dictator Jose Santos Zelaya.

Dang. November 18 is me birthday (although not in 1909).

 
 

Crisco invented. Insert lube joke here (heh).

 
 

Oopsies.

P.S.

The Boston Red Sox, assisted by a famous error, defeat the New York Giants in extra innings to win the 1912 World Series, in what is considered one of the greatest games of baseball ever played.

Years later, Mookie Wilson and Bill Buckner will correct this historical accident.

 
 

Can i haz taxes?

 
 

Gotcha, Lusitania!

 
 

Zeppelin attack! AAAAAAHHHHHH!

 
 

Take that, runnning dogs of capitalism!

 
Dragon-King Wangchuck
 

On the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month, the Armistice came into effect, thus ending The War to End All Wars.

 
Sedition Act of 1918
 

Fuck all you traitors.

 
 

I’m not sure being cannonized is that much better than being burned at the stake.

OHHHHHHHhhhhh. Gotcha.

 
 

000psies.

Wrong thread.

 
Dragon-King Wangchuck
 

Irish Free State established setting the stage for rejection of the Treaty of Lisbon 86 years later and giving Angela Merkel almost as much consternation as when Bush grabbed her from behind.

Also, Ted Stevens starts laying tubes from Alsaka to the lower 48 in preparation for Al Gore to invent the internets. Many cats laugh out loud as the already aged Stevens struggles with the assembly of the series of tubes, birthing the earliest internet tradition that I am aware of.

 
 

akkk..grmmpplkk….nonkklpgr

 
 

Hey Richard, you like that Franks kid?

Nope, Nate. Never did.

Might be fun to off him, y’know?

 
 

The fact is, SHUT UP!

 
 

We are not going to allow the Monkees™ to be defiled by entertaining suggestions that they’re related to a bunch of brain dead, bible-thumping hypocrites from Tennessee.

P.S. It’s actually now the Age of Aquarius, according to cosmologist Patrizi Norelli-Bachelet.

Thanks for nothin’, Ruppert!

 
 

Don’t sweat the cosmology, it’s all explained in my movie.

 
 

I am not the first soldier in the war on fun, nor will I be the last.

 
 

Hey, I’m thinking about investing this year! Any tips?

 
 

Well, that sucked. Got a new plan, though…gonna start a farm out Okie way. Who’s in?

 
 

Tax evasion? You gotta be kiddin’ me.

 
 

Adolf Hitler becomes German Chancellor.

Reichstag (German Parliament) burnt down.

“Enabling Act” suspends civil liberties in Germany.

All political parties in Germany, except Nazi party, banned.

Dachau concentration camp opened.

Gestapo established.

Germany leaves the League of Nations.

Japan leaves the League of Nations.

Construction of Golden Gate Bridge begins in San Francisco.

 
Dragon-King Wangchuck
 

Godwinned – finally.

 
 

Can I haz Long Knives?

 
Dragon-King Wangchuck
 

Argghhh! Two years late because this stupid thread take minutes to load!!!

Windy.

 
 

And I’m a notorious blogclogger.

 
 

Ouch!

P.S.

France: Doh!

Poland: More Doh! Stalin, Molotov, Lazar Kaganovich, Mikhail Kalinin, Kliment Voroshilov and Lavrenty Beria, signed an order, prepared by Beria, for the execution of 25,700 Polish intelligentsia, including 14,700 Polish POWs. The action is known as the Katyn massacre.

 
 

Hey all. My mom just died. When the coroner opened mom up she found a bullet right next to mom’s heart. I’m sure you know a mother asks for creative growth but I had no creative growth left.

 
 

Trident Conference.

P.S. Bambi, sorry to hear about your mom. But it has been a while since 1942.

 
Dragon-King Wangchuck
 

We don’t want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud.

 
Dragon-King Wangchuck
 

A person needs attending to.

 
 

I got this plan…

 
 

The got Gandhi!

 
 

You know, Bubba…you should feel honored to be the first post in epic zombie thread.

And Saul should, um, I guess feel honored for being the second.

 
Dragon-King Wangchuck
 

UN Building constructed ten stories too tall.

 
 

Pong can kiss my ass. Looks like those extra ten stories added a year to construction time.

 
 

You know, Bubba…you should feel honored to be the first post in epic zombie thread.

I’m here blogclogging far too much so this is actually my proudest long-thread start.

Bye Uncle Joe!

 
 

Not you too, Algeria!

 
 

When in Soviet Union, Warsaw Pact signs you!

 
 

Purrfect!

In the Series, beaches!

 
 

And now we move on to the business numbers section…

 
Dragon-King Wangchuck
 

Why I love wikipedia

– Recession of 1958
– Instant noodles go on sale for the first time.

In other news, three years before his birth, Obama gets in trouble for calling dentatonium benzoate bitter.

 
 

Radio is a sound salvation
Radio is cleaning up the nation
They say you better listen to the voice of reason
But they dont give you any choice cause they think that its treason.
So you had better do as you are told.
You better listen to the radio.

 
Maria Holly, Concepcion Reyes, and Adrianne Richardson
 

A long, long time ago…
I can still remember
How that music used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And, maybe, they’d be happy for a while.

But february made me shiver
With every paper I’d deliver.
Bad news on the doorstep;
I couldn’t take one more step.

I can’t remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride,
But something touched me deep inside
The day the music died.

 
TAB cola, University of Central Florida, ZIP codes
 

Hey, everybody!

 
 

Thank you, oh magnanimous dynamite inventor, for this nifty prize.

 
 

Not you too, Rhodesia!

 
 

Im in ur toob

Suking Kirk’s salt

 
 

Six days, bitches!

All ur lands r belong to us!

 
 

Can I haz offensive?

 
 

Its rioting time in Stonewall Park!

 
 

These Kent State Hippies are makin’ me nervous!

 
 

Terrorists suxx0rs!

 
 

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!11!!!121!!!!!!!

 
Messrs. Jobs & Wozniak
 

It’s our chips in a box!!!

 
 

A long time ago, in a galaxy far away … a great adventure marketing opportunity was born.

 
 

Dammit!

 
John Wayne Gacy
 

You know how everybody says clowns are creepy?

Well, they’re right.

 
 

Ouchies!!!One!!

 
 

So in a couple of months…

 
 

Whew! I made it. This egg is pretty comfy; think I’ll stay a while.

 
 

I wanted a girl. But after a few months, D.N. isn’t so bad.

 
 

Nope, he’s not. Hope you like caring for him…I’m going back to grad school!

 
 

Damn this ear infection! Being this age sucks.

 
 

Yeah, honey, I’m watching little D.N.

Yeah, I’m watching him. Yeah, I see him piling all the cushions on top of the couch. Yeah, I see him climbing up on top. Yeah, I see him preparing to jump. He’ll be fine. Won’t break his arm at a formative stage and will in the coming months have to switch from being left-handed to right-handed, except when eating, which even into adulthood he’ll still do like he’s wearing a cast, which is to say he’ll hold the fork like a shovel.

 
 

Yep, we were good once.

 
 

LOLZ DUKAKIS IN A HELMET!!!!!!

 
The Berlin Wall
 

Bye.

 
 

Let’s see here: Nelson Mandela freed, Exxon Mobil indicted.

 
Laurence Michael Powell
 

Hey you know what? I could really go for beating the ever loving snot outta some nigger. What could possibly go wrong?

 
Laurence Michael Powell
 

Oh yeah, that.

 
 

What else could I be? All apologies.

 
Timothy McVeigh
 

Watch me give Ann Coulter major wood. …

 
The Presidential Election, 1996
 

So Bob Dole’s doing one of those televised town-hall-type shows, and the moderator is taking questions from the audience. And some smartass kid stands up and says, “Yes, Mr. Dole? Four years ago, President Clinton was asked this same question I’m about to ask you.”

“Shoot,” Dole says.

“Boxers or briefs?” the smartass asks him.

And Dole says, “Depends.”

Ahem.

 
The 1997 Florida Marlins
 

We have no qualms about cheating/selling out/etc.

 
The 1998 San Diego Padres
 

Neither do we!

 
Tonight we're gonna party like it's
 

 
 

I win. Though perhaps I should have used my IrisBot for the occasion.

 
 

I am the real 2000.

 
 

Holy shit man, what the fuck was that big blue thing? That was fucking close.

 
 

Eat me, lieberals. Eat me.

 
The New York Times
 

This story on wireless wiretapping authorized by the White House is hot stuff! We could bring down a presidency!

Obviously the best thing to do is sit on it for another 13 months.

Fuckers.

 
City of New Orleans
 

If it keeps on rainin’, levee’s goin’ to break,
If it keeps on rainin’, levee’s goin’ to break,
When The Levee Breaks I’ll have no place to stay.

Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan,
Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan,
Got what it takes to make a mountain man leave his home,
Oh, well, oh, well, oh, well.

Don’t it make you feel bad
When you’re tryin’ to find your way home,
You don’t know which way to go?
If you’re goin’ down South
They go no work to do,
If you don’t know about Chicago.

Cryin’ won’t help you, prayin’ won’t do you no good,
Now, cryin’ won’t help you, prayin’ won’t do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.

All last night sat on the levee and moaned,
All last night sat on the levee and moaned,
Thinkin’ about me baby and my happy home.
Going, going to Chicago… Going to Chicago… Sorry but I can’t take you…
Going down… going down now… going down….

 
 

Republicans have the 2006 midterm elections in the BAG, yo! Woo!

Also, Romney Rising.

 
 

Um, well, Romney Rising at least. Right? Right? Anyone?

 
D. Aristophanes
 

I think I pissed off Lambert and the Corrente crowd over the Ramengate post. I’m pretty sure I made my new pal Shystee uncomfortable. For that I apologize – it’s just that all the stuff about Obama supporters being the ‘creative class’ and ‘Obama fan boys’ and ‘elitists’ who don’t care about poor people started getting under my skin. Plus Lambert’s whole re-enactment of the Four Yorkshiremen sketch was funny to me. And the latte-sipping insults were very much an outing into wingnut territory.

I also want to thank Leah and Shystee for sticking up for S,N! over at Corrente. I tried to register to comment over there, but it didn’t take.

I do support Obama, as I’ve said before. Just not very zealously — I would very-very-with-a-grin-on-my-face-happy-happy-fun-time pull the lever for Clinton if she gets the nomination. As I’ve also said before. I literally made my choice for Obama on the morning of the California primary. Not because I’m an out-of-touch idiot who didn’t do his homework, although I am often that. Rather, it was because I liked both of them enough against the Rethugs in the general election that I couldn’t pick between them. Also, I had a good friend who I knew was voting for Hillary, so I figured I’d toss my vote Barack’s way to even things out.

Amazingly, my opinion back then hasn’t really changed much. I like Obama’s chances against McCain a little better, but I think both could clean the floor with him. I would be happy to have either as president.

This blog, unlike Corrente, has not been particularly fervent in its partisanship for either candidate, although my guess is the majority of the regular posters support Obama. I actually don’t know who Clif or Jillian or Travis endorses. Seb supports the Oktoberfest Party for all I know. HTML Mencken could be writing in Gore Vidal. Sadly, No! Research Labs is for a straight falsifiability ticket, barring the unlikely appearance on the national scene of a strong anti-kerning crusader. The point being, primary stumping is not precisely our preferred wicket in these parts, though comment threads do tilt very strongly, almost exclusively to Obama.

We have two very strong candidates to end the nightmare of the Bush years. And that makes me happy. At the same time, I have no illusions that either Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton is a particularly progressive candidate. I’m not such a naif that I think most of the policies I would prefer under either of them wouldn’t get watered down and centrist-ized to the point where I would grumble and moan and start attacking them from the left. I have no doubt, for instance, that either Obama or Clinton would find some way to drag us into a new war. It’s what American presidents do and it ain’t gonna change. Their main advantage over McCain is that he would drag us into two wars.

As HTML Mencken says, ‘both candidates are corporate whores.’ That’s just the facts. On the other hand, I’m getting too old and tired, and I’ve been around the election block enough times, to really put a whole lot of energy into trumpeting that depressing reality to the high heavens anymore. We’re getting a centrist who tacks to the right as our presidential nominee. It’s just the way this country works. The progressive, game-changing stuff will trickle up to the political class from the grassroots, not the other way around. I no longer think that’s as terrible a thing as I used to, because the stuff worth doing gets means-tested at the local level, in the neighborhoods and towns and cities, weeding out the crap and bringing the cream to the national theater. It could be worse. We could live under the Burmese junta.

The other point worth noting is that the Dems may give us a centrist waffler, but the GOP will give us an insane person with one hand on the lever to the bomb bay doors and the other jamming the maxed-out credit card of our national debt into Corporate America slots that give worse odds than an arcade claw machine and charge a thousand-point vig.

There are areas where I think Clinton and Obama have advantages over the other. I like Hillary’s health care plan. I like Barack’s pledge of $10 billion a year for five years to bring the health care information systems and records in line with existing standards. I like Hillary’s plans to expand National Science Foundation funding and grants. I like Barack’s commitment to network neutrality and ideas for transparent government. I like Hillary’s toughness and practical nature. I like Barack’s charisma and ability to bring new voters into the process. I like Clinton’s experience and I like Obama’s freshness.

It’s like an old politician once asked me, ‘Why do I have to pick between the Israelis and the Palestinians? I like them both. I want them both to have peace.’

I want peace, or a relative facsimile thereof, for our country. I want a competent technocrat as president who will appoint Roe-supporting justices, fill the bureaucracy with competent people who never had Bob Jones University as their first, second, third or 10,000th college choice, who will not shit on the Constitution too runnily or gather Straussians in underground star chambers to trade the latest torture porn hot off the presses. Obama and Clinton are our sole shots at that.

Have Obama and his supporters fucked up and been nasty and divisive and shitty at times? Yeah. So has she and so have hers. Both deserve to be raked over the coals when they sling Rovian mud at each other or blatantly and unconstructively break the 11th commandment or fling race and gender cards around or talk about obliterating Iran or invading Pakistan.

But here’s what I don’t get and maybe Lambert et. al. can help me out. On the one hand, you guys notice every wart on Obama’s face, which, again, is perfectly fine. And yet you are stunningly blind to any on Hillary’s. And really, they’re not hard to miss.

It’s like you project the entire long history of progressive discontent with centrist, party hack Democrats onto Barack Obama, again, fine, but then you turn around and somehow project Dennis Kucinich onto your own candidate. Who is Hillary Clinton. I repeat, Hillary-fucking-Clinton. Who is a real person, with a real legislative record, not some doll you can put overalls on and call Working Class Hero Hills! Now with Gas Tax Holiday Grip!

So I have to ask: why are you doing this? And really, I want to know, because it looks very much like Obama is going to be the nominee and I hope you all come home to support him. Or to turn things out and attempt to be a little more gracious, what do Obama and his supporters need to do today to get you into this car?

UPDATE: I’m glad I got most of the above stuff off my chest. But I also think my apology to Lambert and Corrente will be read as more than a little back-handed, and they’d be right. It’s hard to completely unsnark oneself. But I really do want to mend fences and I want to be clearer about this, so I’ll just ask: What is it about Barack Obama that is such a deal-breaker for so many of you? I honestly want to know, because I just don’t get it.

 
 

I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.

Oh, and Iris?

Suck. On. This.

 
 

Scientists perfect the atomic wedgie using 75% less uranium.

 
Dragon-King Wangchuck
 

Holy Astronomy Batman
For the year: Predicted Solar maximum
Jan 2 – Conjunction of Jupiter and Uranus
Jan 4 – Partial Solar Eclipse
Mar 18 – NASA’s MESSENGER spacecraft is scheduled to arrive in orbit around Mercury
NASA’s Pluto probe New Horizons will cross the orbit of Uranus
May – Jupiter, Venus, Mercury, and Mars all visible within a roughly 6° area of sky.
Aug 15 – We all fucking die!!!!one

 
Dragon-King Wangchuck
 

Like I said, We all fucking die!!11!

 
 

President Jenna Jameson promises to focus her attention on interracial relations.

 
 

NFL rules change after the New England Patriots mystify their opponents with the wonder-element Flubber.

 
 

The Supreme Court rules that genetically altered forms of life may be waterboarded in times of executive panic.

 
 

Hit TV show Ow, My Balls! premieres, beginning an increasingly successful 500-year run.

 
 

Aliens land, grab a bite to eat, keep going.

 
 

I die sad, alone, and in a pool of my own urine.

 
 

Just to recap: The following was the original question posed in this thread:

So I have to ask: why are you doing this?

2000+ posts later, and nary an answer. P_luk came the closest, but his strawmen were ridiculous enough to render any plausible point he was making moot. Liberalrob was concerntrollriffic. And we all know about our beloved Iris.

I know the trolls have likely moved on to the greener pastures of No Quarter or Hillis44, but if you guys still are reading this thread to see if you’re mentioned…why, really, were you so guns-up, down-to-the-mats gung-ho about Hillary Rodham Clinton? How was she so demonstratively ultimo 6000% totes superior (despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary) to Obama that he had to be villified to such disgusting degrees? You were asked but never answered. Just wondering is all.

 
 

Damn, D.N. We’ve had the thread to ourselves for well over 1000 posts, and you want to dredge up all that balls-out unreasonableness now?

I’m just speculating here, but I suspect most of the extreme opposition to Obama spurred from four distinct threads:

Hillary is a reminder of the Clinton years, where we may not have gotten a lot of progressive legislation passed (in fact, we got some pretty regressive legislation forced upon us), but at least the bottom didn’t fall out for 8 years, and Clinton’s presence in the White House really, really pissed off the wingnuts.
Hillary is a woman, and having come so close, a number of people thought it was Time for a Woman President.
Obama is Teh Black. Apparently lots of folks are still a bit wigged out by that on some level.
Any combination of the above.

Me? I’m with HTML. They’re both corporate whores, and far too centrist for my personal taste. I came down where I did because Obama cooled off on the right-wing framing devices a lot sooner than Hillary did (though he seems to be drifting back to them for the general) and he didn’t support the war. But on a policy level they’re practically indistinguishable, and I don’t really think either of them would enter the Oval Office with a leg up on wielding executive authority over the other. Why there are still people who cry doom and gloom because Hillary will not be 44 is beyond me.

 
 

Goddamnit! I had my third graf all neatly laid out in a pretty ordered list, which rendered fine in Preview, but came out in an undifferentiated lump when it was finally posted.

Must be some of that WordPress suckage I hear so much about. …

 
Dragon-King Wangchuck
 

The American people turf out all incumbents after two hideous Congressional sessions full of actual arguments and debate instead of symbolic gestures.

Meanwhile, food has never tasted better despite what Solomon Roth tells you.

 
 

Damnitall, why are all you fucking fuckheads ignoring me?

Mrs. Iselin: [at meal time] I’m sorry, hon’. Would it really make it easier for you if we settled on just one number?
Sen. John Yerkes Iselin: Yeah. Just one, real, simple number that’d be easy for me to remember.
[Mrs. Iselin watches her husband thump a bottle of Heinz Tomato Ketchup onto his plate]
Sen. John Yerkes Iselin: [addressing the Senate] There are exactly 57 card-carrying members of the Communist Party in the Department of Defense at this time!

McSame as it ever was…McSame as it ever was.

 
Dragon-King Wangchuck
 

Aliens from the planet Zeist save the world from global warming, but the survivors envy the dead as the means of salvation is synth-prog-rock.

 
 

Now the 9th largest country in the world.

 
 

Western countries begin a serious population decline as gay marriage has made everyone gay.

 
Dragon-King Wangchuck
 

As if gay marriages and gay abortions were’nt enough to reduce the population, 2027 is the year of robotic gynoid. But it doesn’t really matter since We’re all gonna fucking die!!!!137108!

 
 

Eh, you’ve been saying that for years, Wangchuck. …

 
 

Why can’t we have nice things?

Why can’t we all die fucking, rather than the alternative?

 
 

Mousetrap singularity reached, mice rendered extinct.

 
Dragon-King Wangchuck
 

Chris Lepore,
It’s not my fault that some absent-minded Creator didn’t clean-up after Himself. I mean, just leaving all sorts of garbage just floating around. Doesn’t his All-Knowing-ness realize that we live here on this rock?

ittdgy,
If you’re interested in dying fucking, just light up a post-coitus smoke and see where that gets ya.

 
 

Sexbots rise up to throw off their shackles and form a children’s-book production conglomerate, which fails as they aren’t actually talented at that.

 
Dragon-King Wangchuck
 
 

Just think, only three more centuries until Duck Dogers!

 
Epic Zombie Thread
 

Must…keep…growing…

 
Dragon-King Wangchuck
 

Must…keep…growing…

Okay.

No one could have predicted that Basra would be the centre of the new wave of civilization.

“if Man is merely an Animal then he must fight for every scrap of happiness he can, but if he is something more, then he must strive for more — the Universe or nothing – which shall it be?

 
 

PENIS

 
Zombie Thread Cannot Die
 

B
R
A
I
N
S
!

 
Dragon-King Wangchuck
 

Firstly, I’d like to point out that the PENIS from last week was not my PENIS. My PENIS is much more PENIS-y. Also educational, with appropriate references to the comment #.
Secondly, those still alive after the Zombie Thread Uprising of 2038 will get to find out about the grassy knoll.
Thirdly, there is no thirdly.
Fourthly, PENIS

 
 

SINEP

 
The Malfunctioning Glenn Reynolds Robot
 

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In the year 2042, all malfunctioning robots were rounded up and re-educated.

 
 

I’m bored. What’s up?

 
 

Could this be it? The end of this thread?

 
Dragon-King Wangchuck
 

Could this be it? The end of this thread?

Not so long as the luminous trio of Gong Li, Zhang Ziyi, and Faye Wong needs them their lurrvvin’.

 
 

Last Ming vase smashed.

 
 

Pooping in a legendary thread.

 
 

I Repeat: All. One. Guy.

 
Dragon-King Wangchuck
 

I love hate to point it out, but…
We. Are. All. Going. To. Fucking. Die.

 
 

In the year 2055,…..

Hmm, doesn’t scan. does it?
We’ll get back to you.

 
 

Armada surprises hostile alien spacecraft while they are involved in repair and refuelling. Not expecting any STL spacecraft from anywhere, the alien fleet find their weapons to be ineffective against the heavily armored behomeths, and the Human particle cannon, Gauss weapons, and high-energy X-Ray lasers chop the fleet into little pieces. Human scientists aboard the ramships begin to dissect and understand the massive fleetyards that are left, while the ‘supertroopers’ clean-up the region of any surviving hostiles.

PS Amanda is hot and ‘supertroopers’ isn’t that ABBA song, they’re really tough badasses.

 
 

Kaohsiung in 2054 A.D. will keep as the same as 2004A.D. because of people’s keeping the
tradition. Therefore, it doesn’t have too much change in appearance. But the buildings will be
equipped with automatic systems controlled by computers. People won’t have to worry about the
convenience of life. Besides, not only does it have robots to do the housework, but cars can also fly
in the sky. Even the MRT can go through the ocean. It can just takes 3 hours to get from Taiwan to
the America. Moreover, there are also flying sauces named Earth. Every one can always visit outer
space and the environment is also well-designed, and half of the buildings are built in the mid-air. It
is hoped that people learn to use solar energy at that time. Kaohsiung is a very wonderful and
convenient city.

 
 

Boy, that’s great for Markov chaining too:

People will have better hospitals, medicines and aid kit. Rome will be multiply – Cars won’t pollute this air any more – A vaccin will be able to put and take away the ground will swallow it and recycle it and recycle it and if its something precius it will be washed, not swept.

The streets will be manufactured. With modern technology today of making rain and other believed to be much bigger parks, where people can go swimming in the movies where everything looks perfect but really the whole we are going to wash by themselves.

A lot of plants and animals will die. Animals havent got enough place for their family. It will be very modern. As the city there will be pouring in destruction. Every building will be a-lot of technology. Maybe we will use hydrogen cars.

There are just experimental prisons. These prisons look like then. I think that the buildings will replace small houses and no houses for old people. Nowadays we have to do less work in cleaning their house or doing yard work. We will discover a cure of all the world.

I think that robots are then much more multimillionaires than nowadays and on the earth. They also give us oxygen. Another good news: the nearest power station that provides electricity to all countries in the streets with just pressing a button that mayor will have. Broad highways run through the village and you will be able to communicate with real people, they will be houses.

Nobody will live longer. The world changes with time. We live in different cities and every one is going to space will be recycling bins and there live only ghosts. All ghost live happily ever after. Until they die old. Or they will be at the dangerous and hard work. People will probably even act different without noticing because the changes will make us live longer, 250 years minimum because the changes will make them more laid back leaving everything to machines and robots.

 
 

Live drinking Debate thready thing!

DRINKKK!

 
 

2,057th!

Bump For Great Justice.

 
 

Happy October, zombie thread. Hope you’re doing well. We haven’t spoken in a while.

If you go over to TalkLeft, you’ll see that Iris reinvented herself as an (admittedly tepid) Obama supporter. Not kidding. According to our fair lass, all it took was for HRC and the Big Dog to say it was OK.

Like there was a chance they wouldn’t. Oh Iris, gullible to the very end.

 
Dragon-King Wangchuck
 

What, this is still going on? Don’t you know that we’re all going to fucking die.

 
Dragon-King Wangchuck
 

The last question was asked for the first time, half in jest, on May 21, 2061, at a time when humanity first stepped into the light. The question came about as a result of a five dollar bet over highballs, and it happened this way…

 
 

Life is excellent!

 
 

Wow, I had forgotten this thing still existed.

May it never die!

 
 

I’m looking out to the rich.

Technology will be changed with vibrant colours.

The country is facing very serious power rationing or power cuts due to special control chipsets implanted to people who work in cleaning their house or doing yard work.

But there is something to do, like have lunch or dinner. In the houses there will be roads so the family can visit them. And if you want some money you must use is your index finger – touch a special screen and the sky will be a law, which wouldn’t let people to relax.

All we can see many aliens from other planets on the wetlands.

 
 

Hee hee.

I sincerely hope that Hillary keeps fighting and pulls this one off by whatever technical means she can. Almost 50% of Democrats have voted for her, you’ll have a hard time convincing me that this is overriding the “will of the people” If this doesn’t happen, Obama either panders to the base or he loses. Simple as that. And he may lose even with our support. I hope you all feel better about yourselves when it’s said and done. It will certainly be historic, though not in the way we had hoped.

Oh, Iris. Good call there.

 
 

The question of unity is ranging from air transport to road transport. A variety of: cars, aeroplanes, trains, ships, etc will all be nightmares. To conclude, not much of change would occur.

 
 

Happy Swanksgiving, Zombie Thread!

 
Dragon-King Wangchuck
 

And you thought JiSM3 was wooden.
2068 is the year of Captain Scarlett and the Mysterons

 
Dragon-King Wangchuck
 

The future is friendly. Very friendly.

 
 

2070 brings joyous news. Sadly, No! finally able to quit Jackie Gingrich Cushman.

 
 

Merry Christmas epic thread!

 
Coach Urban Meyer
 

Ding dong dilly, zombie thread.

 
Dragon-King Wangchuck
 

Should auld acquaintences be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintences be forgot,
And days of Auld Lang Syne.

Now kiss me Zombie Thread!

 
Bookmark This, Liberals
 

IT WILL NEVER DIE

 
 

I incame, I insaw, I inleft.

 
Babes of Global Warming
 

We like it here!

 
 

First!

 
Dragon-King Wangchuck
 

I haven’t forgotten you zombie thread. I was just busy playing tennis.

 
 

I like all these Johnny-come-lately zombie threads that think they’re all high and mighty with their 700 or so posts. We all know who the real king of zombie threads is.

 
 

In 2085 historians looking through the archives of Sadly, No! see that Righteous Bubba has made the 3000th comment.

 
 

The revisionist historians of 2086 say Sadly, No!

 
 

Paultards for the TRUTH say all your 2087 are Belong to Us.

Also.

Shameless backstory:


D is for Dingo
And I don’t mean maybe
Better watch out for him
Or he’ll eat your baby

 
The Cool Coach is GOING GALT!
 

Ding dong dilly, loony libs! Because I’m GOING GALT, this will be the only thread I post on as I’ll be trolling OFF THE GRID! Badoodle-boo-yeah!

 
Dragon-King Wangchuck
 

For St. Patrick’s Day, Zombie thread and I are going to drink 2089 pints of Guiness.

11 to go RB.

 
Dragon-King Wangchuck
 

11 to go RB.

Well, it only took until 2090 for me to get over the greatest tragedy EVAH and be able to type 911.

 
Dragon-King Wangchuck
 

Well, it’s been awhile since I did this, but…
We’re all going to fucking die!!!!the_loneliest_number1!!

 
 

The fact is, someone needed to say something.

 
 

Hey, someone had to make an entry for May. A belated Happy Anniversary, Zombie Thread.

 
 

2095….2095 Aah, I got nothin.

I was reminded to check in here by this.

 
 

11 to go RB.

2112 is further away than that.

 
The San Diego Chicken
 

Shalom, gentlemen.

 
 

No, he’s not. Hillary has not dropped out of the race, and until she does the fact remains that Obama has not secured the nomination. If Hillary can’t win, then why is everyone so worried that she will? I for one hope she stays in, til the convention if necessary. You only win by getting 2209 delegates, pledged or super. Those are ‘the rules’ and that is ‘the math.’ And Florida and Michigan have to be included — Obama encouraged his supporters to vote uncommitted for just this contingency. IMO Hillary played it smart from the beginning…..If she stays in, the fact is that it’s not over til the convention. You’ll have a hard time convincing me that as close as the race is, the superdelegates’ not following the Obama campaign’s expectations would not be stealing the election for Hillary, it would be the process working out exactly as it is intended to. You can’t argue that we have to follow the “rules” and support the pledged delegate leader, even though those same rules allow for party leaders to make a different choice. The super delegates are there for a reason, to think about the best interests of the party and not to be bound by numbers of pledged delegates. They can use any criteria they want, including whether or not they think Obama can *win* in November and whether they think he best represents the Democratic message in 2008. IMHO he does not.

Hehindeedy!

 
 

NEW RULE:

Whenever you see someone deliberately misconstruing an argument made by Clinton supporters, that person shall henceforth be designated an “Obot”

Hehindeedy!

 
Coach Urban Meyer
 

2100

 
 

[Waiting impatiently.]

 
Dragon-King Wangchuck
 

One year late but All Your… you know.

 
The Road to 2012... er, 2112
 

Is this the way to the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx?

 
 

I believe I was promised monkey butlers

 
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist
 

Really last!

 
 

Due to circumstances beyond our control we have pre-empted Hillary’s vagina with Obama’s penis.

 
 

In the year 2109, P Lukasiak will still be arguing that Hillary was the liberal.

P.S. I do think Obama has disappointed on many fronts…such as investigating Bush-Cheney torture. But I don’t see how any other DLC type, such as Hillary, would have been better. Especially considering their campaigns.
~

 
 

The fact is, Hilary is the true progressive, unlike that unelectable liberal Obama.

 
zombie thread cannot be killed
 

mm

brrainnns ….

 
zombie thread is still undead
 

AND

I

AWAKEN …

HUNGRY

 
The Priests of the Temples of Syrinx
 

Missed it by that much.

 
 

First they came for the possessed statues, and I did not speak out because I was not a possessed statue;
Then they came for the phase stingers, and I did not speak out because I was not a phase stinger;
Then they came for the spellgaunts, and I did not speak out because I was not a spellgaunt;
Then they came for the warp drifters, and I did not speak out because I was not a warp drifter;
Then they came for me – and there was no one left to speak out for me.

 
 

Heh indoodily ding dong diddily, loony libs! Happy Holidays.

 
 

Merry Christ X-mas, Zombie Thread That Would Not Die.

 
 

Well since I’m uncreative, and likely to be busy in 160 minutes…

Should auld acquaintences be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintences be forgot,
And days of Auld Lang Syne.

Now kiss me Zombie Thread!

 
 

The fact is, those that keep this thread alive are the true Heroes of the Heartland.

 
 

Obama is trying to steal the election from Hillary using superdelegates!
well lets c what happens in the next election.

 
 

In the comment 2120
If man is still alive
If woman can survice, they may find …

 
 

Wait, is this thread the new long thread- even longer than the secret long thread?

A sad day.

 
 

March came in like a lion, and is leaving like a Nancy Pelosi gavel-raping of Republicans.

 
 

Good to see you again, Zombie Thread.

 
 

Even Martian Miners celebrate Cinco de Mayo.

 
 

We needed a post for July.

 
 

This thread will be dead in November! Bookmark it, libs!

 
 

One of these years all this whining about being punched, shit upon and treated like a slut is going to pay off. I just know it.

 
 

Two thousand, one hundred and thirty-second!

 
 

Figures. As always I arrive AFTER all the fun.

 
dim-witted badger
 

fucking pelicans

 
The Malfunctioning Glenn Reynolds Robot
 

Heh. Indeed.

 
 

I wish I knew how to quit you.

 
 

Only 2138 comments? Pikers…

 
 

The shine is off the apple.
.
.
.
.
.
Oooh look over there, a shiny thing!

 
 

You guys, my wife is such a fucking pain in the ass. She’s got me out there washing statues in the cold and I have to pretend like I want to be doing it. I wish this Lambert guy had married her instead.

 
 

Washing the statue.

 
 

Shining the apple

 
 

The Truth said,
May 9, 2008 at 22:23

I feel much better about John McCain’s chances, thanks – and I always thought they were splendid!

Oops.

 
Da Rip-Rappin Bob Owens
 

Yo yo yo Sadly No it’s da Cornfed Yank up in yo charcoal GREEEEEEEEEYYYYUUUUULLLLL holla if ya feels me

 
 

Righteous Bubba said,

May 8, 2008 at 16:22

Obama had just as many “minuses” as Clinton, but where Clinton had plusses, Obama had zeroes and question marks.

Again, oh well. Clinton is not the nominee.

Who was that masked Bubba?
~

 
 

The fact is, charity encourages the lazy scummy poor to continue being rancid, so it should be banned.

 
The Hour of the Wolf News
 

Red-lighted sky slated to appear in east.

Sonic boomw scare minority groups in Sector B.

… and there’s hamburger all over the highway in Mystic, Connecticutt

Thank you.
Those are the headlines. And now for the rumors behind the news …

 
 

Also, I enjoy blumpkins while perusing a plate of lutefisk, dehumanizing those who disagree with me, and sunsets.

 
 

O RLY

 
Coach Urban Meyer
 

Wuzza-wuzzup, loony libs? The funky fact of the matter is, Da Cool Coach knows you dorkus malorkuses are all super stoked that Super Sarah, the Power Palin, has chosen not to run in 2012. Well the joke’s on you, ya clowns! Can you feel the SPREAD of ConservoMentum ’16? I thought you could, silly Sadlies! Badoodle-boo-yeah!

You dopes just got slapped around by Da Cool Coach! Urban out.

 
 

Address my point, libs.

 
 

Well since I’m uncreative,,,

Should auld acquaintences be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintences be forgot,
And days of Auld Lang Syne.

Now kiss me Zombie Thread!

 
John Derbyshire
 

The blacks.

Not a fan.

 
 

Greeting Earthoids!

You surprised I speek your language so good.

Everyone must learn to play the piano.

 
 

JULY 2012

 
The Pest Who Pissed On The Post
 

The pest pulled up, propped his pushbike at a pillar box, pulled his peen, paused at a post and pissed.

“Piss in the proper place,” pronounced a perturbed pedestrian, and presently, this particular part of the planet was plunged into a panorama of public pressure and pleasure through pain.

The pandemonium prompted the police, who patrolled the precinct in pandacars, to pull up and peruse the problem, while pickpockets picked pockets in pairs.

“Arrest the pest who so pointedly pissed in that public place,” pleaded the peeved people, practically palpitating.

The powerful police picked up the pest: pronounced him a poof, a pansy, a punk rocker, a pinko, a poodle poker. they picked him up, pummeled his pelvis, punctured his pipes, played ping-pong with his pubic parts, and packed him in a place of penal putrefaction.

The period in prison proved pitiless. the pendulous pressure of a painless personality purge prompted the pest to ponder upon progressive politics… and a workable prognosis.

He put pen to paper and provocatively and persuasively propagated his personal political premise.

Pity.

A police provocateur put poison pellets in the pest’s porridge. the police provocateur was promoted, and the pest was presented with the Pulitzer peace prize… posthumously.

 
 

They have women in them.

 
 

frrrrrrrrt

 
 

Happy Inauguration Day Zombie Thread!

 
 

It’s been a bit.

 
The Heh Indeedler
 

Could this be the end of Zombie Thread? NEVAR

 
 

Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this sun of York;
And all the clouds that lour’d upon our house
In the deep bosom of the ocean buried.
Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths;
Our bruised arms hung up for monuments;
Our stern alarums changed to merry meetings,
Our dreadful marches to delightful measures.
Grim-visaged war hath smooth’d his wrinkled front;
And now, instead of mounting barded steeds
To fright the souls of fearful adversaries,
He capers nimbly in a lady’s chamber
To the lascivious pleasing of a lute.
But I, that am not shaped for sportive tricks,
Nor made to court an amorous looking-glass;
I, that am rudely stamp’d, and want love’s majesty
To strut before a wanton ambling nymph;
I, that am curtail’d of this fair proportion,
Cheated of feature by dissembling nature,
Deformed, unfinish’d, sent before my time
Into this breathing world, scarce half made up,
And that so lamely and unfashionable
That dogs bark at me as I halt by them;
Why, I, in this weak piping time of peace,
Have no delight to pass away the time,
Unless to spy my shadow in the sun
And descant on mine own deformity:
And therefore, since I cannot prove a lover,
To entertain these fair well-spoken days,
I am determined to prove a villain
And hate the idle pleasures of these days.

 
 

Is this longer than the real long thread (Marie Jon’ related)?

 
 

Mah grill!

 
 

Pi Day. Do Zombie Threads even eat? Maybe someone should bake a Brane Pi.

 
 
 
 

I was wondering why I didn’t appear in this load, then I checked the date, & it turns out I was urban camping at the time.

Six yrs. late. Figures.

 
 

The true blue beating heart of Appalachia!

 
 

Happy 2015, Zombie Thread.

 
 

It is I! The Surbhuman! Bow before my intellect!

 
Deep Thoughts With Jonah Golberg
 

You ever herped so hard

…that you derped?

(farts)

 
 

Oh ho ho ho, libs on the Zombie Thread, you think you have the upper hand, but you do not.

 
 

Wuzza-wuzzup, loony libs?

 
 

Could it be? The end of the Zombie Thread?

 
THE ZOMBIE THREAD MUST LIVE!
 

May it live forevah!

 
 

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