The rerenewal of America is going as planned.

The bottom line is, the homosexual agenda is seeking to indoctinate our Nation’s children in their immorality and contempt for American values. The should be shunned by the rest of American society and if they are ignored long enough eventually they just might SHUT UP! And keep their immorality to themselves.

Man, if he thinks that’s porn, what does he do when he watches TV?

Oh noes! Some kids were forced to hear some gay students talk about bullying! No doubt that experience robbed them of their most important hetero birthright: that warm sense of comradarie and righteous glee that one gets from helping the jocks give a gay kid a beatdown.

This is an outrage!

What’s with extreme wingnuts and a complete lack of web design ability?

(And yes, I know the design over at my place is, uh, utilitarian at best. I’m also not featuring a bunch of columnists/discussion forums/etc.)

Saul said,

I like pie!

Saul likes typing to nobody. Isn’t time-wasting a sin, Saul? Sloth, or something?

Saul is right, though: gays are well known for their overriding fear of caps lock.

So what was the pr0n in question, anyways? And Todd Huston have minded if it was lesbian porn about two young, Asian professional dancers finding love in the big city? Cause I gotta tell ya, that’s going to hold a high schooler’s attention way better then Rudyard Kipling tripe.

The Homosexual Agenda = Gee, it’d be nice if we weren’t harassed and beaten to death for who we are. Oh, and fashion.

Nefarious, I know.

Frankly, I’m worried about the Jock agenda. They want us all to shower together while people with tape recorders and video cameras are running in and out. They are always touching each other, especially in the buttocks area. They take drugs and by their example try to seduce our male youth into a life of drug, violence, and naughty touching.

What’s with extreme wingnuts and a complete lack of web design ability?

Remember, the guys at RedState already complained about this. Apparently none of the ‘good’ web designers will work for them because they’re all liberals. That was their explanation for why their site sucks platypus balls.

It looks like the bargain aisle at Wal*Mart.

Oh man, my cheeks hurt from smirking at the Huston column sig:

Warner Todd Huston’s thoughtful commentary, sometimes irreverent often historically based, is featured on many websites such as renewamerica.us, townhall.com, opinioneditorials.com, and americandaily.com, among many, many others.

So who wrote this? Judging by the Babel-tastic structure, I’m guessing Kaye Grogan.

Dammit, t4toby, how dare you embolden and support their dangerous, far-left extremist, insidious, anti-American agenda here!

So to wingnuts, “you ought not hit people–it ain’t nice” = “porn”?

Oh, wait…
“bullying” = “porn”

God, they make so much more sense, now! It all coalesces into a blinding, “bwahaha” epiphany.

Shut up, that’s why.

Saul, if I promise to let you shun me will you do it somewhere else?

Shut up, that’s why.

I really am delighted that Ace added that to the phrasebook. I’m sure it will provide many laughs for the future.

Oh, and fashion.

Oh shit. I missed that one. Crap. I like my Sears’ bluejeans.

Dorothy,

According to the last link, Confidentiality Agreement = ‘inappropriate curricula’ = teh gay pr0n oh my god how ever can I go on?!?!?!?

Deerfield High School has had a long history of presenting inappropriate curricula to students. Last year, teachers made Freshman students sign a “Confidentiality Agreement” in a class where they were allowing presentations by homosexual and transgendered students.

Or maybe because it was a “Confidentiality Agreement” it was extra nasty.

Yeah, that must be it.

And what, no greeting this time? I’d come to think of it as foreplay, of a sort.

The book, “Angels in America: A Gay Fantasia on National Themes,” has numerous passages that describes gay sexual encounters in exacting, sometimes violent, detail.

I’m not gay, and I haven’t seen Angels in America in about 3 years, but I think someone may not be doing it right.

Or perhaps just not reading it right.

Anything that reads High School Confidential is going to raise some flags. If you’re an old prude.

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2980224256/tt0051724

Oh shit.

For work I have to sign NDAs all the time.

Will I go blind?

mikey

I think the biggest advances in mainstream homoeroticism have been made in fast-food ads. How many of them are there along the lines of: Macho Guy X ignores a hot chick to ogle some man carrying a bag of food?

There’s an Arby’s commercial like that playing around here now, featuring three construction workers whose arousal is denoted by the conpicuously phallic Arby’s hat logo floating above their heads. I know I’ve seen others in that mold.

Softcore, yes, but we must make baby steps.

mikey,

let’s just hope they are “NDA’s”. If so, you might just be o.k.

Is “Angels in America” the first piece of “gay porn” to win the Pulitzer Prize? Do you think Chi Chi LaRue is terribly disappointed?

Ace O. Spades is fugly. Just thought I’d put that out there.

I think the biggest advances in mainstream homoeroticism have been made in fast-food….

My only experience with that was when the night manager at the White Castle at Central and Hennepin dropped his phone number into my food bag one evening. I did talk with him later and he was the most depressed living person I’d ever encountered. Story concludes without losing it’s PG rating.

Story concludes without losing it’s PG rating.

So once again, real life doesn’t live up to the promises in the commercials. Sorry to hear it.

It never does…

I had to add that, gbear. The comment needed Teh Snark.

I have met fashionable straight people, and unfashionable unstraight people.

I have, I swear.

I don’t think “bukkit” is the right trope here. He has a full beard.

Hm, maybe hem a beerded clam?

The bottom line is, the homosexual agenda is seeking to indoctinate our Nation’s children in their immorality and contempt for American values. The should be shunned by the rest of American society and if they are ignored long enough eventually they just might SHUT UP! And keep their immorality to themselves.

The wave of smut pushed by Hollywood and atheists is rejected by all USA Americans who are American Patriots. If homeschooling became mandatory, we’d soon see a moral heartland, rather than a Barney Frank land!! No homosexulites are allowed in my basement- EVER, and I mean never. The Montana Militia legalized sodomy in 1952, but it’s members never practice this as it causes a loss of male essence! Hollywood WISHES we would lose our essences, but as USA Americans, we hold sacred our American values.

I have met fashionable straight people, and unfashionable unstraight people.

I’m gay, and even straight people make fun of my bad fashion sense.

I once hooked up with a hottie in the bathroom of the Starbucks that I worked at. We must not have been having too much fun though, because the motion-activated lights kept going out. Also, the floor was pretty cold and damp. All in all, it was more like a visit to the doctor than anything else.

Sometimes life is less depressing when you don’t even try.

So once again, real life doesn’t live up to the promises in the commercials.

Does anyone think that via*ra actually brings joy to Ms. Dole’s life?

actor212-

This is why.

Does anyone think that via*ra actually brings joy to Ms. Dole’s life?

Sure. Bob runs off and plays emperor.

He just *thinks* that’s what t3h pr0n is, never having met a lady walrus before. He’s just uninformed.

Shall we take up a collection and send him to the zoo?

Obi-gyne-

He’s been to the zoo. He’s been to the zoo…

The LIE-brul media is trying to stimulate free sex…I can not be opposed!

Saul said,

The bottom line is, the homosexual agenda is seeking to indoctinate our Nation’s children in their immorality and contempt for American values. The should be shunned by the rest of American society and if they are ignored long enough eventually they just might SHUT UP! And keep their immorality to themselves.

Ummm, I don’t know if you remember but, ummm, teh ‘ignoring’ and teh ‘shunning’? Already tried. Didn’t work out so well. And the only thing I have on my agenda is getting some grocery shopping done.

So if I read that Angels in America book I’m gonna be teh gey?

If porn can change your sexuality, wouldn’t it be more effective to distribute straight porn, thereby converting the gay students?

So if I read that Angels in America book I’m gonna be teh gey?

Read, hell! If you avoid burning it you’re gonna be teh ghey.

I think that’s the wingnut argument, anyway.

Just thinking about that book makes you Teh Ghey!

What’s with extreme wingnuts and a complete lack of web design ability?

Remember, the guys at RedState already complained about this. Apparently none of the ‘good’ web designers will work for them because they’re all liberals. That was their explanation for why their site sucks platypus balls.

that and they are cheap bastards- you get what you pay for.

It is like some sort of echo chamber with these people. I doubt that Huston or any of the other wingnuts commenting on this have even read the damn thing.

I have read it and it does include some sex-related content (since it is about AIDS, this is not exactly over the top as something to legitimately be included), but it is not at all pornographic. How could a play (when just reading the script) be pornographic anyway?

Would there be some sort of narrator off to the side describing everything or what?

Sheesh.

Didn’t Redstate estimate that it’s new design would cost $75,000? I wonder if they every plan on unveiling it…

Whenever I’m looking for some hot gay porn, I always check the list of winners of the Pulitzer Prize for Drama first. I find SOUTH PACIFIC, THE DIARY OF ANNE FRANK, FIORELLO! and THE EFFECT OF GAMMA RAYS ON MAN-IN-THE-MOON MARIGOLDS particularly arousing. Fap-fap-fap-fap-fap….

Huston’s writing is especially powerful when he follows a killer second paragraph like this:

The book, “Angels in America: A Gay Fantasia on National Themes,” has numerous passages that describes gay sexual encounters in exacting, sometimes violent, detail.

with an illuminating enlargement of his theme in the third paragraph:

The book, “Angels in America: A Gay Fantasia on National Themes,” has numerous passages that describes gay sexual encounters in exacting detail, some of them violent.

I’m blown away. If only there were a Pulitzer Prize for careless typing, I’d nominate him myself.

And in the Conservatives don’t even bother proofreading their articles, this paragraph appears:

The book, “Angels in America: A Gay Fantasia on National Themes,” has numerous passages that describes gay sexual encounters in exacting, sometimes violent, detail.

And the next paragraph in the article is:

The book, “Angels in America: A Gay Fantasia on National Themes,” has numerous passages that describes gay sexual encounters in exacting detail, some of them violent.

Seriously, this is like a college freshman, pulling an all nighter to write his paper to get it in right at 8am. (Yes, that’s me I’m talking about, but I wasn’t paid for it)

“The book, “Angels in America: A Gay Fantasia on National Themes,” has numerous passages that describes gay sexual encounters in exacting, sometimes violent, detail.”

Another wingnut that has trouble with the difference between singular and plural.

I’m gay, and even straight people make fun of my bad fashion sense.

Well, I’m straight, and my fashion sense has made gay people’s heads explode.

I am not so aroused by exacting detail, which is probably a good thing when I’m at the library reading the specifications of someone’s experiment.
But what about excruciating detail? — that is hot.

Odd. I’m a TERRIBLE dresser, and the only people who EVER compliment me on my clothes are gay guys.

I am partial to soft old denim and leather, which may be part of the explanation…

mikey

So if I read that Angels in America book I’m gonna be teh gey?

Just to be safe, better assume that reading any book not published by Regency will turn you gay. And since you really don’t have to read the latest lump of wingnut toejam by Limbaugh/Coulter/Hannity/Savage/does it really matter anymore?/D’Souza, just buy ’em, it’s all gravy. Women would read books, but they’re all too stupid in science and math, so therefore, only da queers read and write. And don’t worry about reading the Bible, either. Matter of fact, the very worst thing you can do is read the Bible. It just tells you to hate fags and black people and most everybody else anyway. Trust us, it’s always been this way, so you think you know better than Jesus and Abraham Washington?

*Snap*

Ow! I think I broke something in my brain.

mikey, I think you just made gbear take a second look….

Did he read the part about when the dingy goes in the oh-oh?

Wow. This must be different from the Pullitzer-Tony-London Drama Critics-New York Drama Critics’ Circle-Kennedy Centre-Drama Desk award winner that I’m familiar with.

He must have been confused by the words “gay fantasia.” That’s easily understandable.

As a patriotic U.S. American, I wear buckskin underdrawers.

This song promotes homosexuality.

The dingy in the oh-oh?

You mean the peepee? Is the oh-oh the male woowoo?

Didn’t Redstate estimate that it’s new design would cost $75,000? I wonder if they every plan on unveiling it…

I didn’t realize KBR had gone into the web design biz.

This song promotes homosexuality.

Isn’t “gay fantasia” that movie where Mickey fucks Uncle Walt?

Rouged in Mom’s Underwear said,
March 15, 2008 at 0:02

This song promotes homosexuality.

Personally, I’m more interested in a raise than a promotion.

Isn’t “gay fantasia” that movie……

Does he mean the American Idol singer? I didn’t know she was gay.

Rugged! A mekons Reference! I’ll come over there and kiss you!

btw, all of the mekons are Socialists.

This song promotes homosexuality.

Rock and roll!

No Mekons fans here?

Never mind, there’s one.

Wow, you even named your blog after that song. Complete coincidence – it’s probably my favorite Mekons song, that’s my favorite line in the song, and this post reminded me of it.

Mekons fans: The Mekons are going to be appearing on March 28 in St. Paul at an event for MN Public Radio. MPR will probably post the songs on their website a day or two later.

http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/mpr/events.eventsmain?action=showEvent&eventID=684170

I think the biggest advances in mainstream homoeroticism have been made in fast-food ads. How many of them are there along the lines of: Macho Guy X ignores a hot chick to ogle some man carrying a bag of food?

Taken to its logical extreme in this parody.

Very funny Brandi….very funny!

MAN! First we talk Mamet, then we talk Kushner, then t4toby busts out an Albee reference and SomeNYGuy mentions Fiorello!, of all things – I gotta say, Sadly, No! is quickly becoming the theater-iest site I go to …

For work I have to sign NDAs all the time.

mikey

no, just do it in private and wash your hands afterwards…

I’m just wondering about the “racists” part. Did he just mean to say racy instead?

Also, it should be noted that some of those sexual encounters involve Roy Cohn.

I’ve had to almost give back the toaster I got when I joined Teh Ghey Agender a couple of times, but I *loathe* Angels in America with all the fire of all the suns in this and the 10 or 11 other universes that might exist. The homophobes are, as always, dumb as as a box of hair but if they think that some precious little teenager is going to catch teh ghey by watching that ghastly blog rant masquerading as a two-part play, they should force the little dears to watch the Last Living Bolshevik scene or any scene Louis is in and that kid will never touch a cock other than his own, ever.

Henry, I dunno where y’been.

But dammit. Welcome back…

mikey

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Rugged in Montana said,

March 15, 2008 at 0:02

This song promotes homosexuality.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InZNBcJTmWs
#

Not as much as this one:

Oh, wait… “bullying” = “porn”
God, they make so much more sense, now! It all coalesces into a blinding, “bwahaha” epiphany. Shut up, that’s why.

Dorothy, I’m afraid you are correct. I guess if the only skin-to-skin contact you allow yourself to “enjoy” with the people that turn you on is when you beat them up, watching other people beat up the objects of your desire would be erotic.

Anyone ever wonder if the whole Talibangelical intertoobz empire is a secret plot to get us not-insane people to kill ourselves in despair for the human race?

I’ve only seen the HBO version of Angels in America (sorry, Mr. Holland, but, y’know, Emma Thompson). What Huston may be shouting about is that part where the Mormon guy talks about reading the Bible where Jacob wrestles with the angel, which gives Mormon guy a peak sexual experience. Huston always thought the erotic subtext to Jacob-and-the-Angel was his very own special secret, and now the lousy Gay Agendists have had to go and spoil it by splashing it all over the high school locker rooms.

Um, ok.

Sure.

Is that like when I touched myself inappropriately to “A Lacy Affair”?

Gawd, I hope it is…

mikey

Odd. I’m a TERRIBLE dresser, and the only people who EVER compliment me on my clothes are gay guys.

I am partial to soft old denim and leather, which may be part of the explanation…

Soft old denim and leather are always good fashion choices, as long as you’re wearing the right shoes.

First we talk Mamet, then we talk Kushner,

Isn’t “gay fantasia” that movie where Mickey fucks Uncle Walt?

No, I think it’s the version where the dancing alligator lifts the hippo’s ballerina skirt and SHE’S GOT A DICK!!!

The Gay Agenda

1. Have anonymous sex in a Starbucks bathroom.

2. Indoctrinate our Nation’s children in my immorality and contempt for American values.

3. Buy cat food.

My work here is done.

“Isn’t “gay fantasia” that movie where Mickey fucks Uncle Walt?”
Perhaps.
Disney has had quite a few gay friendly titles.

“Felchy Friday”
“Schlong of the South”
“Chi Chi LaRue’s: 101 Dominicans”
“Herbie the Butt Plug”
Butt Pirates of the Carbibean”

Mamet, Kushner, Albee, Fiorello and Chi Chi LaRue.

The circle is now complete.

The Circle of Life?

goat/panic, you missed the classic that kicked the whole Uncle Walt thing off:

“Steamroom Willie”

Oops, that might have been ‘Steambath…

I just wanted to say……I ‘gaylove’ all of you!!…..(sniff)

Isn’t “gay fantasia” that movie where Mickey fucks Uncle Walt?

I always thought the marching brooms were overtly phallic.

Steambath Willie for the win.

Warner Todd Huston = Hard Rod On Wet Nuts.

And that is central to my point.

Wow. Arky wins too. That’s awesome.

Did you check out the bio at the end of this guy’s column?

Warner Todd Huston’s thoughtful commentary, sometimes irreverent often historically based…

OFTEN HISTORICALLY BASED?

Oh, lizard shit! You can’t make this stuff up.

My only experience with that was when the night manager at the White Castle at Central and Hennepin dropped his phone number into my food bag one evening.

gbear, that’s absolutely shocking! You mean you actually ate at White Castle?