Ah, memories
Posted on February 27th, 2008 by Brad
Remember this ad?
In reality, of course, Iraq today is less free than Egypt, the Palestinian territories, Kazakhstan, Cambodia, Rwanda and other havens of whiskey-sexy-time democracy.
Heckuva job!
OK, I’m going to be a western-hemisphere-centric ugly american and ask what’s up with not posting anything for 17 hours and then putting up 4 quick-succession posts that have 5 videos that are going to drive us nuts because we’re at work and can’t watch them? You make me SO mad…
Is it me or is Bush slurring “I approve this misssuggge.”
Wow, those are certainly some Arabic-looking swimmers there…not.
On to Beijing! Freedom is certainly on the march.
The Good Preznit could take some name advice from CSU’s candidate for mayor in Garmisch-Partenkirchen.
Max Wanker, meet Herr Max Wank: http://www.toytowngermany.com/lofi/index.php/t89383.html
Yeah, J, I’m looking forward to the Tibetan Olympic team marching into the Stadium on 08.08.08.
The build up to Olympics out here (SE Asia) is nauseating, China, its great, wonderful, look at the buildings, the stadiums, etc, etc, makes me want to spew….
I thought an injunction on ‘spew’ had been passed down in a previous thread. Just sayin.
Oh – and peace is breaking out all over the middle east.
Dude, I really didn’t need that reappallation experience. I was pissed off enough the first time around, watching it live during the Games. Never before had anyone had the gall to push a political ad (and a screamingly false one, at that) during the Olympics.
I should have expected it. It’s not as if we didn’t know that with Bush, nothing is holy but his august and leaderly self.
The father of the Right-Wing Pundits is no more. Can’t wait for K-Lo’s more elaborative tributes.
And 51% of the USA bought that shit – that Freedom Is On The March
The father of the Right-Wing Pundits is no more.
Is John McCain going to denounce him as a racist, or is it going to be another Reagan
funeralAscension?what the hell does a girl’s swim meet have to do with global democracy? Is anyone else disturbed by the total non-sequitor?
Famed social analyst Janis Joplin once said “Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose.” In that sense, Iraq is well on the way to total freedom.
Well, which is it? Did he die at work or at home?
Maybe Bush will put on a swimmer’s cap and parade around the Olympics shouting “missshun accomplished.”
what the hell does a girl’s swim meet have to do with global democracy?
Women in Afghanistan and Iraq can now dress in skimpy outfits to encourage Western lust.
Have you seen the new Busby bin Berkeley yet? It’s musluminescent!
Well, which is it? Did he die at work or at home?
He might have worked at home, like many rightie bloggers do today. But my impression of him is that, unlike them, he wouldn’t have died sitting there unshaven, one hand in a bag of Cheetos and the other stuck down his Y-Fronts. I could be wrong.
As the Official Sheriff of the verb “spew” I must issue a clarification – “spew” is perfectly acceptable when referring to actual spewing.
It is only when used as a synonym for “speaking” or “writing” that “spew” is prohibited, and thge user receives 10 demarits and is required to wear a scarlet WingNut symbol.
Maybe Bush will put on a swimmer’s cap and parade around the Olympics
You can bet it will have the offical Preznitial seal and “43” written in script on it
Personally, I’d prefer to see a girl picking the petals off a daisy while an offscreen voice intones a countdown to January 20th, Two-Thousand and fucking Nine.
Jeez, I went to CNN for the William F. Buckley story – WTF is it with them and their headlines? “Snake eats family dog as kids watch”?????
“Bill Buckley Eats Family Dog as Kids Watch, Dies at 82”
Some sort of subliminal message? Water,boards & Bush, keeping terrorists out of our pools.
I can just see the scene now…..
Middle-aged Latina woman, wearing a uniform and apron knocks on the heavy door. “Meester Buckley, your breakfast is waiting.” No answer. She waits, knocks again, then slowly turns the knob. The door creaks open.
She gasps.
Polished mahogany desk with leather blotter. A cut crystal old-fashioned glass lies on its side, brown liquid spilling onto the blotter surface.
The old man, slumped in the leatherbacked chair, one hand outstretched toward the desk, a fountain pen fallen from lifeless fingers onto a yellow legal pad.
In faint, barely legible script that trails off toward the bottom of the page, the pundit’s last words are……..”______________________________”
Anyone got any ideas?
“I should’ve stuck with niggers and spics”
The National Post scores another low by publishing Jonah Goldberg reviewing himself.
http://www.nationalpost.com/opinion/story.html?id=336549
Famed social analyst Janis Joplin once said “Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose.”
…but she was just repeating Kris Kristofferson’s talking points.
On NPR this morning the said Buckley was known for his ‘Intellectual Political Writings’.
WTF, really?
Not even a mention that he was possibly the biggest single contributor to muddying the waters over race in main stream media.
Hence my above suggestion.
Wow, I had no idea:
From Wikipedia:
“Buckley came late to formal instruction in the English language, not learning it until he was seven years old (his first language was Spanish, learned in Mexico”
Clearly, Buckley was planted in the US as a mole for the Conquista Mexlamofascist Aztlanian regime.
I sent Jonah a note:
Anyone got any ideas?
“He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the Castle of Aaauuuggghhh…”
…Jonah Goldberg reviewing himself.
That is pretty cringeworthy. If I were going to review my own book, I’d try to figure out some way to hide that it was me doing it – but the ‘Load must really love having that byline.
Wotta goober.
If I’m not mistaken (& we all know how seldom I am) the Iraqi National Football Team has to practice in another country because it’s not safe in Iraq. And weren’t some members or the coach of the team killed by insurgents in their “last throes?”
This is too obvious, and I am shocked, *shocked* I say, that no one has jumped on it.
In faint, barely legible script that trails off toward the bottom of the page, the pundit’s last words are…….”_Rosebud_”
The National Post scores another low by publishing Jonah Goldberg reviewing himself.
He’s the only person who understands what the hell he’s talking about.
Good find.
P.S. I think I’ll publish a book based on Jonah’s logical framework. It will be called “Why Apples Are Oranges.”
In a new book tracing the roots of the modern left, Jonah Goldberg argues that 20th-century communists borrowed far more from Hitler than from Marx
Y’know, I don’t even think that’s what Goldberg’s saying. The editors don’t give a shit, and why would they?
The National Post is running a series of excerpts from Liberal Fascism. The title and brief blurb were probably written by the Post’s editorial staff. The rest comes from the book. The column as it is presented is confusing, as it gives no clear indication that it is an excerpt.
In faint, barely legible script that trails off toward the bottom of the page, the pundit’s last words are……
I did it for the bitches
the pundit’s last words are……
The end is near. I hear a noise at the door, as of some immense slippery body lumbering against it. It shall not find me. God, that hand! The window! The window!
the pundit’s last words are……
The horror! The horror!
It is to funny forever!
And 51% of the USA bought that shit – that Freedom Is On The March.
The FROGmarch, to be specific. Right into Gitmo, or an undisclosed location. And it wasn’t 51% of us; it was more like 50%, or possibly 48%, of the approximately 50% of eligible voters who showed up at the polls, which if I recall correctly reduces the numbers to the Magic Keyes Percentage.
and was found dead by his cook
OMG!!!! A murder-suicide? Or a mutual suicide pact?
I’d heard that Buckley had diabetes.
And was found dead by his cook.
Who immediately said, “Ruh-roh!”
In faint, barely legible script that trails off toward the bottom of the page, the pundit’s last words are……..”______________________________”
Buy more Oval-Tine.
Go ahead and file that under “Propaganda, Definition of”
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