Wank on. Wank off.

Teh Wanker!

such as the fact that Prof. Deniz was “stabbed” in the neck, in classical jihad fashion

Wait, wait. So he was fake-stabbed? Fake-stabbed in that particular way that only those with a degree in Jihad Classics can pull off? The game’s afoot!

How can we know that the family quarrel wasn’t quarreling over, say, Islam?????

No, no, as I have been trying to say, she was stabbed in Classic Liberal Jihad Fashion. The fact that it turned out to be a family quarrel only serves to buttress my main point.

Niiiiiiiice…

Is this an angry party going on here tonight? I missed the last one but made a playlist for this one. Here’s some music to be angry by. Don’t say I never did nothing for you.

Stabbed in the NECK? Why, everyone knows when a white person wants to kill someone, they stab them in the big toe!

It are a conspirocy! Islamofascists control da meedia!! GORK GORK GORK!!

Muslim is the new Jew. Who says irony is dead?

Awww, a politically unusable murder makes wingnut sad. Wingnut was really hoping the murder was useful to him.

Someone should go over there and reminisce about the Van Gogh murder. I bet it would cheer them up.

Lawnguylander said,

I’m just gonna say this is the best of the bunch.

Cause I’m a judge mental liberal fascist, and all that.

The truth is, muslim immigration is destroying Europe. The more muslims there are the more murders and suicide bombings there will be. Sweden along with the rest of Europe needs to wake up and deport the muslim interlopers and join America and Israel in defending Western Civilization.

Angry party it is, then. I’ll bring the boxed wine and Velveeta treats.

Abraham Lincoln was shot in the back of the head with a single-shot derringer in classical jihad fashion. It should also be noted that John Wilkes Booth’s last name spelled backwards is H’toob Sek-liw Nhoj, which sorta looks like it might be Arab if you squint your eyes when you read it. There are many other peculiarities in the Lincoln murder – but it now seems unlikely that they will ever be fully explained.

This has happened before. I can’t put my finger on it, but history’s repeating itself.

…Oh yeah.

Um.

*AHEM*

I’m pretty sure that some dark, brown, non-christian MUSLIM terrorists killed them up a buncha people. We need to eliminate them. All of them. ‘Cause of the killing and the praying and the whole Mecca thing.

Fuckers.

Nope. It’s really me….

mikey

Hey mikey whats that I hear about you starting a Ho Chi Minh fan club?

Prof. Deniz was “stabbed” in the neck, in classical jihad fashion

Hey! I always thought neck stabbing was the preferred way of disciplining the Filippino help. I didn’t know the jihadis had a classical style of doing so as well.

So, Bastion, what you’re saying is that even though this guy was killed by a fellow Christian and not by a Muslm terrorist, that proves how dangerous Muslims are? And by way of buttressing your argument, you remind us of how you were right about the North Vietnamese being doomed…?

Seriously, whoever’s programming the Booger-bot needs to do a lot more work on the “Taunt” subroutine. Still not nearly edgy enough. Maybe take a look at some of the comments in the sports threads.

The truth is, muslims are interlopers in Western Civilization. They immigrate to lands that are historically White and Christian, places where they are not welcome. This colonization is all part of their plan for a global caliphate don’t you understand or are you that blind? We need to all wake up and unite as Westerners and defeat the islamofascists and their sinsiter plans for a world wide caliphate.

LOL

Seriously, this is the first time in a very long time that I’ve actually laughed out loud at reading something from the ‘tubes.

Lawnguylander said,

January 19, 2008 at 5:54

Props for the Dead Kennedys, and PJ Harvey, too.

May I suggest American Idiot?

I’m just gonna say this is the best of the bunch.

Well, I did pinch it from your favorites. Or from a link you left here. A lot of those songs I found via link or playlist hanging out here.

And damn, I just spent some time going through the Gates of Vienna chronicle of the investigation. Worst Friday evening ever. Dymphna had this to say when it was announced that the police had picked up a person of interest:

As they say in the U.S., the police have “a person of interest.” Three guesses as to his religion. Three more as to his lack of remorse. And another three on how many virgins he rates after he is sentenced to death umm, incarcerated for a really, really long time. Maybe 5 years?

Right now only a few crestfallen commenters have shown up but it should be fun to watch as they go through the seven stages of grief. Like this kind of fun:

Schoff, 77, spent part of Christmas Eve stuck upside down in the opening of his septic tank, with his head inside and his feet kicking in the air above.

“It wasn’t good, I’ll tell you what,” Schoff said Tuesday. “It was the worst Christmas Eve I’ve ever had.”

I should hope so.

After eleven posts of useless speculation, shouldn’t his heading read “I was wrong!” ?

Hey mikey whats that I hear about you starting a Ho Chi Minh fan club?

Dude, you’re a sad little turd, but what happened to support the troops?

I mean, I did go to war. Did my part. Got the tee shirt. All that shit.

If I don’t pass your ideological litmus test, all your bullshit about supporting the troops, even if not the mission, is what? Just bullshit?

You’ll hit me with shit like that ’cause you don’t agree with my politics?

Can you even SPELL hypocrite, Pissant?

Pssshhhh. You wouldn’t last one day in the field…

mikey

Stuck up-side-down in a septic tank. On Purpose?

It is hard to imagine anything much worse, that could be lived through at least. Personally, I’d keep it a secret, tell people I was passed out drunk at a Chuck E Cheese or something.

Ahh, but what if the assassin was a crypto Jihadi like Obama, and the whole thing was a plot to discredit Gates of Vienna and all of Western Civilization!?

So now you see how the fact that the killer wasn’t Muslim in fact strengthens my Nuanced and Serious arguments to exterminate teh brutes. Indeed, it is central to my point. (Mocking that will never get old.)

Gads. I went over and looked at that site. Now I feel dirty. What do you guys recommend for cleansing and ritually purifying my computer?

And damn, I just spent some time going through the Gates of Vienna…
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Schoff, 77, spent part of Christmas Eve stuck upside down in the opening of his septic tank…

I once spent some time checking out old posts at Gates of Vienna. And it really was like being stuck upside down in the opening of a septic tank.

http://www.cnbc.com/id/22706231

this rant by jim cramer (of whom i am no fan and never have been before tonight) is perhaps the definitive takedown of late stage capitalism in history. it reaches chomsky-ite levels of honesty and brutal logic.

i’m not bullshitting here. listen to the entire piece–it’s fucking astounding brilliant. it’s one of the best things i’ve ever heard. though that absinthe may still be having an effect. either way, check it out.

I prefer stabbing people in the neck in Neo-Classical jihad fashion.

I once spent some time checking out old posts at Gates of Vienna. And it really was like being stuck upside down in the opening of a septic tank.

Come on, don’t exaggerate. Being stuck upside down in the opening of a septic tank is far less disgusting than reading AIEEEEE TEH DARKIES.

Re: Stabbing people.

The neck has a lot of non-lethal areas. Stab some dude in the neck and miss the J&C and the spine? You just got an angry motherfucker with your knife stuck in his neck.

Sure, the ribs can be tricky. Your knife bites into a rib and it’s gonna pretty much be stuck there. But you’re still better off trying to get to the heart or lungs or kidneys or liver through the chest or back with a short blade than you are trying to find the sweet spot in the neck.

My advice, based on the killing I’ve done? Start low, angle up, hit HARD and keep pushing and turning til the fucker goes down.

Then open up his fucking throat. You know. Just to make sure that what you leave behind you will STAY behind you.

Ain’t this fun?

mikey

Right now, there are only three comments on that post, but they are goddamn hilarious.

In a way it’s a relief he wasn’t assassinated.

In a way, he says.

Thanks, Lawnguy.

This one made me particularly angry.

But, if I might suggest an addition, this one makes me angrier.

mikey, you so often remind me of our last long term partner. Goddamn, I miss him, so it’s good to know you’re still hanging in there.

Sidhe, it’s become clear to me that it’s only an accident of geography of the first order that prevented us from living some kind of life some kind of together. Seems like it woulda been right…

Y’know, kinda like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIIlUHBNkEc

mikey

Stabbing in teh neck is an Islam thing? I thought it was more of a prison thing.

Stabbing in teh neck is an Islam thing? I thought it was more of a prison thing.

Six of one, half dozen of the other in Wingnutistan.

Against all better judgement, I followed the link and read the article. Then, Holger Danske caught my eye, as he sits there, concentrating on getting his bowels to move. So I clicked and read it.

Gah.Someone has been to way to many Ren Faires.

“It wasn’t good, I’ll tell you what,” Schoff said Tuesday. “It was the worst Christmas Eve I’ve ever had.”

This made my day

What do you guys recommend for cleansing and ritually purifying my computer?

Xtube always works for me.

Just stay away from anything tagged “tubgirl” or “goatse”. Or not, if you’re into that sort of thing!

It was the Islamofascist in the once proud, white, Christian nation, with a knife to the neck.
Wingnut Clue, available at Wal-Mart, Maurice’s B-B-Q’s, and rushlimbaugh.com.

Hey there sad clown! Hey…be here.

I have a question. And you are the only people I trust to answer it for me.

Between:

A) standard Republican conservatives

B) Ron Paul supporters

Who’s crazier?

Who’s dumber?

I have a question. And you are the only people I trust to answer it for me.

Between:

A) standard Republican conservatives

B) Ron Paul supporters

Who’s crazier?

Who’s dumber?

Crazier? B
Dumber? A

If your standard GOP voter got his way, the US might degenerate into a third-world contry. With Paul supporters, it’s a sure thing.

On the flip side, standard GOP voters harbor all sorts of cognitive dissonance, evidence of a lack of critical thought. Paul supporters at least have a logically consistent ideology. That ideology might include turning civilization back to the dark ages, but hey, what they’re saying.

What do you guys recommend for cleansing and ritually purifying my computer?
Perhaps you should be consulting the White House archivers.

Didn’t Johnny Cochrane teach us that any time someone is stabbed in the neck it’s most likely the work of Columbian Drug Cartels? I thought this Truth was established in a court of law? Obviously this Christian fellow was behind in his payments for his coke habit.

Actually, how long until the wingnuts manage to change the narrative from “Christian gets assassinated because of his beliefs by teh evil darkies.” to “Liberal Elite University Professor gets what’s comin’ to him.”?

There are still peculiarities in this case — such as the fact that Prof. Deniz was “stabbed” in the neck,

Stabbed? And which minority group in Sweden is notorious for knife killings, I ask you? EN FINNE IGEN!!!!!

Yes, of course. In the entire history of murder, only victims of Jihadis have been stabbed in the neck.

Some of you crypto-classical liberal fascists might think someone who is not a jihadist could get pissed off and take a wild swing with a kitchen knife. But that is central to my point.

Actually, I believe the basic chain-of-unreason, Arky, is that anyone who stabs someone in the neck is a jihadist by simple virtue of stabbing someone in the neck.

Yes, this family squabble may have been the work of an Assyrian Christian relative who took a wild stab at the man’s neck, but at that very moment, the very instance the knife made contact with the neck, he became a jihadist utterly in thrall to Usama bin Hussein Bandar Obama.

Plus, he’s an Assyrian! Therefore darkie already. Right?

Hey! Maybe that means Deniz was a jihadifacsist. Maybe he stabbed himself in the neck!

And why in the name of all fuck are there quotes around stabbed? It makes the statement seem sarcastic.

Perhaps mikey will tell us how you can fatally “stab” someone.

I assumed the quotes were because jihadifacsists aren’t really famous for stabbing people in the neck, they’re famous for cutting off heads and the quotes are his way of saying – “Oh sure, the liberal press are saying he was “stabbed” in the neck but we all know that’s just their way of covering for their best friends, the jihadifacsists. If he was really just stabbed in the neck, it would be much harder for me to link this to the jihadifacsists, therefore, he was “stabbed” in the neck.”

He was “stabbed” in the neck, just like how someone “falls on a kitchen knife” 43 times.

Apparently, teh Baron didn’t see many Scorsese films. Someone always managed to get shot in the neck at the end in his films from the 70’s.

What evidence exists that neck stabbings are jihadist, or even Muslim? Unless this is some obscure reference to Halal-style blood-letting that I have missed out on…

One suspects teh Baron just makes shit up.

Great Ghost of Geebus! These wankers are running me ragged, ragged I tell ya!

god i hate that his blogger name is baron bodissey. to pervert one of jack vance’s greatest creations… AARGH!

Perhaps mikey will tell us how you can fatally “stab” someone.

Let’s hope not, else Doug Watts will trot back over here and lecture him about how that’s just beyond the pale.

Or maybe not. If mikey tells us about that here at Sadly, No! it might be ok with Doug, since this place isn’t run by a tightass he wants to impress.

If you are stabbed in the neck, you have been stabbed in the neck. If you are “stabbed” in the neck, it is obviously a symbolic statement: if one had had a tire and some gasoline, those items would have been placed on the “neck” (the site of the essentially ritualistic “stab” wound), and you would have been “killed” either in sub-Saharan Africa somewhere, late in the last century, or by Bolivian or Columbian drug lords. I think. I hesitate to look up necklacing to refresh my memory, which is mercifully fading. Or maybe it was OJ Simpson. He made bail, right?

…Prof. Deniz was “stabbed” in the neck, in classical jihad fashion…

You can tell this crime wasn’t committed by one of us Liberal Fascist Socialist Racist Whole Food Eaters.

We specialize in the dolchstoss.

“You don’t like people from outside the state coming in and telling you what to do with your flag,” Mr. Huckabee, a former governor of Arkansas, told supporters in Myrtle Beach, according to The Associated Press.

“In fact,” he said, “if somebody came to Arkansas and told us what to do with our flag, we’d tell them what to do with the pole; that’s what we’d do.”

Well, that’s one view, Gov. Huckabee.

The other view: if people in South Carolina insist on having a racist, traitorous flag, then we’ll tell you what to do with the pole!

Baron Zemo, lol. It’s those little things that remind me why goofing on wingnuts is such a rewarding pass time…

Who does Baron think he is, Michelle Malkin?

The truth is, muslims are interlopers in Western Civilization. They immigrate to lands that are historically White and Christian, places where they are not welcome.

This, coming from someone who lives in North America?

Well, this thread is probably dead and my question is undeniably stupid, but what the hell: what does the sad clown say at the end of the clip? I can’t make it out.

Oh, SM, I suspect you are right: thred be ded. And even if your question is stupid, you are not. And, finally: I am clueless as to the clown. I do not like clowns. So lookit: my comment is undeniably more stupid than your question. All is well.

I do not like clowns.
There is a psychiatric label, and there is S,N! to provide a support group. What more do you need?

Wow, you guys are making me feel like a slacker here. I have been kind of skipping the non-genocidal-wet-dream type posts at GoV to be sure, but still. They’ve been on this story forever. I love how they just looooovvvve Orthodox Christians–until they seek asylum (read: try to immigrate) in the U.S.

What more do you need?

Bring me the head of Bozo the Clown.

Nah. I’m not that bloodthirsty. I’ll just continue to follow a pilot’s “see and avoid” tactic.

Unless there is a fun drug for the condition, in which case I need samples.

Hmmmm. Seems Citibank has a link exchange with Gates of Vienna and other Pajamas media bloggers. Maybe I need to write press relations (and CC major Muslim organizations) and ask them if they really want to be associated with this hate.

Joba–wow, that’s interesting…actually, that Rev. Sutter guy at Hatewatch has an article up about funding from the Coors family among a few others for David Horowitz’ works and some other extremist projects.

Here’s a hilarious thread in a similar vein that Sphinxy sent me from “Lionheart”. Same folks from GoV really with a few new morons. This one has had us giggling for a few days.

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