You liberal traitors should be put in detention camps for aiding and abetting the enemy in a time of war.

Still looking for evidence any of us did that, Booger.

Mmm. Could use some ranch dressing to dip those chips in.

How about a heaping plate of treason fries with a whopping side of pork for you libs.

Don’t forget the Kool-Aid.

Ok, Mr. Troll-of-the-Woods-with-a-Thousand-Young. Tomorrow I’m going to have to address this issue, with the tireless posting of boring comments one after the next, under a suite of different names.

I realize trolling is a personal art form, but let me make a suggestion: Use one identity at a time, and try to go for quality, not quantity. Learn from the great geniuses of your art.

Don’t forget the Kool-Aid.

Hmph! Every troops-hating cappucino-swilling pointy-headed fancy-pants book-larnin’ intellectual knows that red wine goes with treason and fries, thank you very much.

Gavin, why does the troll think you share his addiction to coprophilia?

You liberal traitors should be put in detention camps for aiding and abetting the enemy in a time of war.

Sorry, those spaces are reserved for the Republicans whom Hitlery KKKlintoon is going to throw in there on Jan. 21, 2009.

1,428 servings of male ejaculate

Ah, the Jenny Larry Craig System.

Join Larry Today And Lose 20 Pounds For $20*!!!
* (plus cost of spooge)

In a short profile of [swimmer] Michael Phelps, we learn that he needs to eat between 8,000 and 10,000 calories each day.

Christ, how many rolls of TP does this guy go through in a day? I feel sorry for his GI tract.

Coincidentally, Jonah Goldberg needs to eat between 8,000 and 10,000 calories each day in order to generate the vast quantity of bullshit he spews in his books and op-ed columns and Corner posts.

Converting 10,000 calories into Universal CheetoDew Units, I find the following meal plan would suffice:

Breakfast:
1 regular bag of Cheetos
6 pack of Mountain Dew

Lunch:
1 extra-large bag of Cheetos
2 2-liter bottles of Mountain Dew

Dinner:
2 extra-large bags of Cheetos
12 pack of Mountain Dew

Scientists are still endeavoring to come up with a number large enough to quantify the number of Cheetos which Jonah was required to consume in order to squeeze out the giant, steaming turd which is Liberal Fascism.

I’m very sorry, gsls, but we are NOT giving out an award for “most tedious conservative.”

If we were, you would surely win.

Why don’t you take it to Iraq? Instead of dishonoring America’s soldiers by screaming treason at your fellow Americans just because you disagree with them, you could do something constructive for your country by stopping a bullet meant for one of your honorable countrymen.

Ya know, they never had stuff like that Go Ask Alice website when I was growing up. We didn’y get great advice like this:

Can swallowing semen enrich a poor diet? Unless you’re gulping gallons of it each day, it’s no substitute for real nutritious cuisine.

All we got was Ann Landers.

Errrrr, what’s that in big ass size Razzmatazzes from Jamba Juice?
That’s as close as I get to fast food anymore.

1,428 servings of male ejaculate.

Servings?

Servings?

In America, we love single-serve packages. They’re hell to open, though.

How about a heaping plate of treason fries with a whopping side of pork for you libs.

More evidence that xtian and islamic fundamentalists are actually one and the same.

5 courses of tasty McGoodness – About $20

Passing your first slimy black stool after they cut out the colon cancer and sew yr poop chute back together – Priceless.

Michael Phelps? 1,428 servings of male ejaculate? What’re you trying to get me horny or something? DAMN!

1,428 servings of male ejaculate?

Remember: don’t fill up on bread first.

For the record, this is between 4 and 5 times the daily caloric requirement of a normal human!

Actually, using the nutritional information on the McDonalds website, Gavin’s menu would fall 150 calories short of the necessary 10,000. Better add ten packets of ketchup (15 calories each) to make up the difference.

Liberals: weak on the condimentals.

Got me so excited I ran, didn’t walk, to the tubs. Only 1,427 to go!

Tanx Bubba for the righteous advice.

McDonalds is a place to rock
It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat

It is a good place to listen to the music
People flock here to get down to the rock music

Rock n Roll McDonalds
Rock n Roll McDonalds

Rock n Roll McDonalds
Rock n Roll McDonalds

McDonalds will make you fat
They serve Big Macs

They serve Quarter Pounders
They will put pounds on you

“Scientists are still endeavoring to come up with a number large enough to quantify the number of Cheetos which Jonah was required to consume…”

Em, the doughbobplex? Or perhaps Loadpants’ number: “It is too large to be written in scientific notation because even the digits in the exponent would exceed the number of atoms in the observable universe, so it needs its own special notation (G) to write down. “

Teh Ghost of Wesley Willis said,

McDonalds is a place to rock

That is awesome.