I would very much like to thank everybody (minus Glenstonecottage, of course) for the warm welcome offered in yesterday’s comments section.

For the record, I have no idea what kinds of “scams” S.Z. is talking about but I do know that I certainly haven’t received any $5,000 check. Although Seb did tell me that if I don’t break anything while he’s gone, he’ll let me look in his closet when he gets back. He also told me that if I look in it before, he’ll break every one of my fingers so that I’ll never be able to blog again.

So yeah, I’ll probably be having a look as soon as I finish this post.

As far as Arsenal goes, Brad, I don’t even want to think about the Patrick Viera thing. Who would have thought a Frenchman could be so treacherous?

And Ivan…I appreciate the quote but I’m no Ruby Keeler. In fact, I think Cagney’s famous last line in White Heat is probably more appropriate. I doubt I’m the only one who foresees this guest-blogging adventure ending in like fashion.

For those of you who enjoy these kinds of apocalyptic conflagrations, I invite you over to the Dark Window to find out why believing in hell will vastly improve our national economy.