Hmmm… while I note that a life-size gay creche is not currently commercially available, clever swapping of components from a few neighbors’ nativity displays can have the same effect.

Not that I would encourage anyone to engage in such behavior. That would be wrong.

Are we to assume the Tickle Me Hugo ad was made by the legendary Cadet Happy? It’s not gonna be a fair fight, Gavin . . .

I’m certainly not comfortably accustomed to this feeling, but it’s like being Wolverine, and being like, ‘Well, jeez; if I snick my adamantine claws out, I’m liable to actually kill someone…’

I think you’re being challenged to an MS Paint duel ….

I think you’re being challenged to an MS Paint duel ….

More like ClickArt for Windows 2.0…

mikey

With Etch-a-Sketch precision.

Be nice to Ducky. He’s not very computer savvy and I like his MSPaint work. Also, he’s Mexican and cheap and I’m thinking of replacing all of IMAO with more like him.

I’m staring at you, Frank. How could you?

Also, he’s Mexican and cheap and I’m thinking of replacing all of IMAO with more like him.

I know it’s almost a cliche to point out that wingers are really goddamn not-funny — save for Michelle Malkin, but I’m a sucker for tricks involving ping-pong balls — but still, this is really stupid.

Forgive me for saying this, but Annieangel puts Frank J. to shame.

is there anything that can be done about IMAO’s logo, or is that just reserved for Ace? Because that mushroom cloud on the moon looks a little sloppy. Maybe the moon can have a Jesus face?

I just spent a couple of minutes over at lMAO and I’m not sure about something…is that a parody of a conservative humor site? Even if that’s the gag, it’s pretty lame. Whether saying it to be funny, or saying it to parody people who think it’s funny, saying Michael Moore is fat is more than a little stale, no? And that seems to be about all they’ve got over there.

Maybe the moon can have a Jesus face?

Oooh! And to repeat some of our favorite motifs, the Jesus face can be shedding a single tear, and reflected in it could be… a fetus? Two men holding hands? An embryonic stem cell? Anyone?

If IMAO wins, we’ll buy Frank J.’s book in an advertised flourish of consanguinity.

If we win, we get to fix their logo for a week.

They will not take this bet, for they are afraid.

Frank J. said,

Be nice to Ducky. He’s not very computer savvy and I like his MSPaint work. Also, he’s Mexican and cheap and I’m thinking of replacing all of IMAO with more like him.

You are so fat!

Did Sadly No! invent fake Christmas toys?

Sadly No! (sorry I stole your rip-snorting running ‘gag’)

SNL’s “Big Bag O’ Broken glass” comes to mind. “Tickle Me Hugo” is hardly a ripoff of yours if yours isn’t a ripoff of the SNL gag.

And btw, IMAO’s Cadet Happy would eat your lunch, photoshopically speaking.

Did Sadly No! invent fake Christmas toys?

Sadly No!

Is spacemonkey missing some reading skillz? Sadly, Yes!

Parody Magic cards? Yeah, that’s *never* been done before. What a pack of lamers.

SNL’s “Big Bag O’ Broken glass� comes to mind.

And that fits the theme of “What kind of gift do you give somebody who might be offended at the idea of saying Merry Christmas?” exactly how?

> And btw, IMAO’s Cadet Happy would eat your lunch, photoshopically
> speaking.

Are you serious? This “gag” looks terrible. Couldn’t you at least have gotten a blank CCG card template to put the picture in? Or a half-way decent pic of Elmo to use? And what’s up with that cube he’s sitting on? It looks like you drew this with Dr. Halo on your 386.

Tell Frank that the winner gets gun cake. He cannot refuse.

BTW, That tickle me hugo ‘photoshop’ wasn’t done by Cadet Happy it was done by RightWingDuck, probably in MS Paint.

And yes I am serious.

> Be nice to Ducky. He’s not very computer savvy and I like his MSPaint work. Also, he’s Mexican and cheap and I’m thinking of replacing all of IMAO with more like him.

Oh, Gary… there’s a job for you yet!

And btw, IMAO’s Cadet Happy would eat your lunch, photoshopically speaking.

Good job there, fatty.

This is sad.

Hey, Frank J., did you get any emails chastising you for submitting zillions of nominations for your lame site for Best Humor Blog for the 2006 Weblog Awards? Because I got two, and I only nominated one blog, once, for Best Conservative Blog.

Wonder why that is? Anyway, I saved the emails, after I forwarded them to The General because they’re pretty funny.

Certainly funnier than your site.

IMAO is hilarious, just not ha-ha.

And btw, IMAO’s Cadet Happy would eat your lunch, photoshopically speaking.

He’s going to sneak into S,N! headquarters and steal your lunch from the fridge! And then eat it, right in front of you! Take that moonbats!

what’s l-monoamine oxidase got to dow with anything?

whatview? pre-view? never heard of it.

I’d like to see this season include the new, improved, Cheney Monster, who has learned that babies are a sometimes food.