I don’t actually believe in anything any more.

Huh. I was just coming over here to post this: This is the first I’ve heard of it, but I guess India has a plan to link many of it’s rivers with canals, in order to supply water to drought prone areas. It is a big project projected to take decades and cost nearly $170 billion. Here’s the address to a story: http://thediplomat.com/2016/07/the-cost-of-interlinking-indias-rivers/

But I’m happy you posted this, there really wasn’t enough there for a full post, and it is kinda off-topic

Schlichter:

Gracious as always, Trump’s victory speech promises that Attorney General Chris Christie’s first job will be to investigate and prosecute Pantsuit von Pervenabler and President Faily McWorsethanCarter.

What other town hall gives you incisive coup speculation and biting humor free of charge? None other town halls.

Shorter Jackie Gingrich Cushman, “America’s Potential”

We should select our presidents based on what the candidate’s children think of their parent.

Chelsea Clinton will speak at the Democrats’ convention. Her speech will make or break her mother’s candidacy.

GOP Convention Has Become a Stomach-Churning Affair

And Ted Cruz actually did something I approve of.

(Not least because it’ll hurt him at least as much as it hurts Trump).

Teddy Bear’s porridge was Just Right. Love that man!

Shorter GØP convention in two pics:

http://imgur.com/a/HWTem

http://imgur.com/a/KlarR

Careful, Pup. You’re gonna give Inkberrow a sad. He might decide that we in the First Church of Social Justice are beyond reach and go back to Reddit where he knows he’s appreciated.

Holy shit.

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article90905442.html

I would love to click on one of those Town Hall links but my hazmat suit is still at the cleaners from the last time I waded in there.

No, Idiots, Laura Ingraham Didn’t Give A Nazi Salute – Unless These 9 Democrats Also Did

Yoi.

The shorters have gone shopworn.

Only had a shelf-life of ten years.

The shorters have gone shopworn.

That’s your experience, Frank. My experience is that, every time I haven’t trusted the shorter, I’ve found myself wishing I’d stayed in the boat. Maybe you just like mangoes more than I do (most people do, after all).

The comments on that dailywire link are a treasure trove.

Mmmmmm, juicy mangoes.

Great shorters this time around.

See, if it were to be revealed that Crooked Hillary was on Putin’s payroll, we’d NEVER FRIGGIN HEAR THE END OF IT!

But since it is Combover Nero… ***crickets***.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/trump-putin-yes-it-s-really-a-thing

to defend his beloved father from enemies (think: Saddam Hussein)

Will miracles never case? 25 Fox “News” ladies are honest…

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/7/24/1551611/-25-Fox-News-Employees-Come-Forward-Forced-Dates-Demands-for-Oral-Sex

Some guy…..for Wikileaks before he was a-gin’ Wikileaks.

Heh.

Huh?

The comments on that dailywire link are a treasure trove.

Mmmmmm, juicy mangoes.

I have not mango hunted for a long, long time. I’m not sure the teeny shred of faith I have in humanity could take even the tiniest dip in the ocean of rotten mangoes…

also, holy crap the Dem convention is just marginally better than watching an awards show!

@Frank Forchins:

“When my information changes, I alter my conclusions. What do you do, sir?”
– John Maynard Keynes

Austin,

The only information that changed was Wikileaks posted emails embarrassing the DNC.

That adage about sunshine being the best disinfectant must’ve been something that the information changed on you, too.

Of course putin is backing the candidate that doesn’t want to nuke everybody.

HAHAHAHAHA

http://www.lgbtqnation.com/2016/07/stop-sending-americas-homophobic-preacher-unwanted-pizzas/

Also, George “Git off mah lawn” Will says Drumpf isn’t releasing his tax returns because they show how deep Putin’s cock is down Drumpf’s throat. Well, that’s not exactly what he said, it’s what he would have said if he wasn’t so prissy.

Yeah, ha ha, trolls, your boy is Putin’s Bitch.

I’d guessing the trolls themselves are Putin’s paid-for pukes too.

Yeah, ha ha, trolls, your boy is Putin’s Bitch.

Hillary is his bitch if he has her emails.

Nude hot yoga selfies she sent to Huma?

Eww. But imagine that on the cover of National Enquirer on her inauguration day.

You know, if a Democrat were to ask a foreign power to wage a cyber attack against the US, the shouts of “Treason!” from the right would be even louder than their usual shouts of “Treason!”

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/donald-trump-spoken-vladimir-putin-urges-russian-president/story?id=40922483

A bit of a reach there, don’t you think, Major Kong?

Hillary already destroyed her emails, so there’s nothing Russia could do now if they hadn’t already done it.

And Comey said it was a genuine possibility foreign intelligence agencies already did hack into her server. That’s hardly Trump’s fault, or anything he could’ve had anything to do with.

1. Maureen Dowd wrote some stupid shit in 2005.
You mean Malkin wrote something not objectively insane?
2. A bit of a reach there, don’t you think, Major Kong?
Hillary already destroyed her emails, so there’s nothing Russia could do now if they hadn’t already done it.
And Comey said it was a genuine possibility foreign intelligence agencies already did hack into her server. That’s hardly Trump’s fault, or anything he could’ve had anything to do with.
Seriously? Major Kong is reaching? More like sober extrapolation of future events based on past performance. Because based on their long history of restraint where Democrats in general and Hillary Clinton in particular are concerned, “I refuse to believe that there would be shrieks of “Treason” so loud and piercing as to shatter glass” is reasonable.

duquesne_pdx,

Respectfully, Major Kong’s “if-then” supposition is an unfortunate fail, the kind that shallow thinkers often use in internet forums.

It’s a form of the shorter. A dishonest tactic used to lie about something someone else said. Or “So, what you’re saying is…….” where the person is making a claim that he thinks the use of the word “So” gives his fictitious claim some sort of legitimacy. That’s what Kong does with his “If-then” scenario. It allows him to say whatever he wants to without it looking like he’s the one making the claim. Because he’s not quite willing to do that just yet. It’s weaselly.

Aw, a bit off of our game today, Frank?

Oh to have been a fly on the wall watching Hair Fuhrer’s reaction to Michael Bloomberg. I was hoping Bloomberg would note that he is actually as rich as he says he is, just to drive Drumpf into a rage.

Shock Poll………Trump hits new high…….+7.3% over Crooked Hillary

This on Day 4 of the Dem Disaster Convention.

Developing………..

Moar Assange Promised.

Folks, I know it’s been quiet around here, but why keep feeding it? It won’t learn…

More on the email scandal:

http://www.pbs.org/weta/washingtonweek/web-video/missing-white-house-emails

http://harpers.org/blog/2008/01/the-emails-that-dick-cheney-deleted/

Oh, sorry, that’s not the email scandal you wanted to talk about.

You know, MK, if a Republican had deleted emails back in the Bush years, then Hillary would’ve probably been screaming about it.

Oh, sorry, I forgot, she did scream about it.

Yeah, little peccadilloes like openly asking to have your own country’s cybernetic security attacked by a foreign power to win a national popularity contest = when it comes to Trump, America would literally be better off giving the nuke codes to an angry honey badger.

“Pay no attention to that ex-KGB Boss hand up my ass, America! Also please disregard that I’m kinda sorta in hock up to my tits to my new very close friends Ivan & Mischa here … Crooked Hillary is a phony, I’m the only one that’s the REAL DEAL!”

Of all Trump’s many bankruptcies, my favourite is his moral bankruptcy.

For my part, I’m just gratified that Mrs. Russian Reset Button and the Democrats have suddenly taken sober stock of the sinister Russian Bear, especially in light of serial intelligence and tech-security gaffes which heretofore they’ve minimized.

No word yet whether Big-Brained Barack, not conferencing with Mitt Romney, has officially called the Eighties to ask for extended (read: pretextual) use of that Cold War worldview after all. Vlad will recall that Big Barack did promise him more flexibility…..

Yep, Vlad endorsed Obama in 2012. Dems didn’t think that meant anything then, just Putin picking a winner, they reasoned.

Yes, just picking a winner (well, of the election, anyway). Back when the notion of multivalent Russian aggression and interference was still something that liberal seminar-room titans like Barack loftily and reflexively pooh-poohed, just as he pooh-poohed attaching anything more than rhetorical significance to establishing foreign policy red lines, which for the Big-Brained Fella recalls what the Gene Hackman character said in “Get Shorty”—“A promise? In Hollywood? What does that even mean? Nothing.” That said, we must emphasize that Obama is indeed an entirely different sort of bombastic, ad libbing lightweight than Trump. Night and day, as to affect…

Trolls don’t want to discuss Trump’s latest antics; change subject to something Obama supposedly did years ago.

It’s always the same old routine….

Q: “Did you notice the ice caps are melting?”

A: “Al Gore is fat!”

Or, as Molly Ivins put it back in ’95:

Ted Kennedy says. “America needs health-care reform.” Limbaugh replies, “Ted Kennedy is fat.”

Ah, Molly, thou shouldst be living at this hour. America has need of thee. Then again, liberals had just as much need of thee back then, but nowhere near enough listened:

Bubba listens to Limbaugh because Limbaugh gives him someone to blame for the fact that Bubba is getting screwed. He’s working harder, getting paid less in constant dollars and falling further and further behind. Not only is Bubba never gonna be able to buy a house, he can barely afford a trailer. Hell, he can barely afford the payments on the pickup.

And because Bubba understands he’s being shafted, even if he doesn’t know why or how or by whom, he listens to Limbaugh. Limbaugh offers him scapegoats. It’s the “feminazis.” It’s the minorities. It’s the limousine liberals. It’s all these people with all these wacky social programs to help some silly, self-proclaimed bunch of victims. Bubba feels like a victim himself—and he is—but he never got any sympathy from liberals.

Psychologists often tell us there is a great deal of displaced anger in our emotional lives—your dad wallops you, but he’s too big to hit back, so you go clobber your little brother. Displaced anger is also common in our political life. We see it in this generation of young white men without much education and [with] very little future. This economy no longer has a place for them. The corporations have moved their jobs to Singapore. Unfortunately, it is Limbaugh and the Republicans who are addressing the resentments of these folks, and aiming their anger in the wrong direction.

Donald Trump is fat!

Nick Cohen nails it…

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/jul/30/donlad-trump-republicans-us-elections-dictatorship

I don’t throw the word “fascism” around, but can we at least accept that Trump follows the Führerprinzip? He has no colleagues, only followers. He is a racist. Not a closet racist, or a dog-whistle racist, but a racist so unabashed that the Klan endorses him. Above all, he has the swaggering dictator’s determination to bawl opponents into silence with screams of “loser”, “dummy”, “fraud”, “puppet,” “biased”, “disgusting”, “liar” and “kook”. As with the web trolls Trump so resembles, it is never the point and always the person. Female news presenters have to explain that they are not asking him difficult questions because they have “blood coming out of whatever” or surrender to him, as Megan Kelly of Fox News did to her shame. Latinos have to explain why they are not rapists and murderers or shut up and give up. Muslims have to explain that they are not terrorists or they lose the right to a hearing. At every stage, the argument is shifted on to the troll’s terrain of ethnic and religious loyalty tests. Except here the troll could become the world’s most powerful man.

Buh-bye……..

EMAIL FALLOUT: 3 DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL COMMITTEE RESIGNATIONS

Corrupt to the core.

Newsweek checks on the Orange Fraud’s business career; hilarity ensues…

http://www.newsweek.com/2016/08/12/donald-trumps-business-failures-election-2016-486091.html

Hey Inkberrow,

Don’t fucking lecture me about the Cold War. How many alert tours did you sit back in the day?

When did you nuclear certify and at which base?

Which bomb wing or missile wing were assigned to?

You got nothin’

He did the same military service as Donald Trump, Mitt Romney, George Bush, Dick Cheney and Bill O’Reilly and so many other GOP war lovers…in the Pom Pom Wavers Brigade!

Tee hee, glad I invested in those popcorn futures…

http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/08/trump-university-curiel/494213/

Hey Major,

I’m not lecturing you about the Cold War. I’m reminding short attention-span and low-information liberals about The Golfer’s arrogant and stupid lecture to Mitt Romney about the Cold War during the 2012 debates.

I do want to thank you for your service and Obama for his. He’s gone above and beyond, it seems, secretly funneling hundreds of millions more to chief toady Valerie “The Toad” Jarrett’s native Iran in exchange for hostages.

Yeah, I remember when that $&@#% Obama sold weapons to Iran!

Oh, wait… that was St. Ronald of Reagan….

********

In other news, I sure am glad I invested in those popcorn futures!

http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/08/trump-university-curiel/494213/

It’s time once again to point and laugh and generally rub Inkberrow’s nose in the latest turd he’s dropped into the conversation.

The Golfer’s

“Now watch this drive!”

arrogant and stupid lecture

Does that mean you agree with Mitt Romney that Russia is a bigger threat to America than al-Qaeda? (He might actually be right about that now, whether or not it was true when he called them our number one geopolitical whatever. I mean, I haven’t heard of any al-Qaeda-directed or -inspired organizations intervene in US elections lately.)

secretly funneling hundreds of millions more

[citation, as usual with Inkberrow, desperately needed]

to chief toady Valerie “The Toad” Jarrett’s

You’ve got to quit holding back, Inky. All this repression can’t be good for your prostate. Why don’t you stop being so polite and tell us what you really think of her?

Tense: Obama Administration Refuses To Give Details About Cash Payment To Iran; “Why Is That Relevant?”

Most Transparentest Administration Evah!

BRENNAN: At a minimum the $1.3 billion is taxpayer money? Don’t people have a right to have an answer to that question?

EARNEST: That’s why we announced it back in January.

BRENNAN: But the details. The transfer was from the trust fund, to this bank, to this bank. Or it had to be in Euros and Francs because we don’t have a banking relationship because it is complicated. That would be a really simple thing that people would be able to follow.

EARNEST: None of what you have walked through changes the basic facts here. We acknowledged back on January 17 that there would be all kinds of innuendo hurled by people who oppose engagement with Iran… I recognize the details that you are trying to illicit might make for a colorful news story, but they don’t change the facts!

Shorter Importance of Not Being Josh Earnest: We knew you’d make fun of us and gosh darn it, we know better about what you need to know. Now stop pestering me with questions, knave.

Always trust the shorter.

…oh, right, you two are talking about the $400 million that we’re returning to Iran after sitting on it for decades rather than giving them the weapons it was sent in payment for. Now I can go back to ignoring you, for which you should be grateful. I mean, there are laws against masturbating in public, and they don’t stop applying just because there are two participants masturbating each other.

Well said, Austin…

http://crooksandliars.com/2016/08/no-gop-400m-payment-iran-was-not-secret

karoli kuns is an idiot and complete shill, Some guy.

Explain, please, since Obama or Josh Earnest won’t, when the plane carrying the pallets of cash arrived to the Iranian mullahs the day of the hostage release. Was it just before the release? Or sometime after?

I think you know the answer to that.

Would you like Earnest’s shorter?

The Trumpster fire continues to burn. Inkberrow can piss into the wind from now until November and at the end of the day these two words will be written in stone. Madam President.

Herr–

It’s important to keep track of what mutually exclusive, especially if one is not a pull-string partisan hack.

I myself do not want Drumpf to win. I will be voting for Johnson. Luckily, I’m not in a state that’s in play anyway.

The fact that she is preferable to a superannuated Nero does not make Clinton something other than joyless vampire.

Nor do Drumpf’s manifest failings make Obama something other than a dishonest lightweight and general incompetent.

Yawn.

Karoli Kuns is an an idiot and complete shill

Ah! The traditional wingnut ‘messenger attack’!

The Dixie Chicks are traitors! Al Gore is fat! Scott Ritter is a child molester! Obama is Kenyan! Climate scientists profit from global warming hoax!

When it comes to idiocy and shillery, you guys own the podium.

And speaking of idiocy and shillery…

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/donald-trump-admits-mistake-video-iran

Thank you for the 2 minute townhall. I can’t decide which is more delicious: townhall or breitbart comments. Next to my hometown Oregonian, they are my favorite. Long live LIBTARDS!!!!!!!!!

Like you, karoli used to hate Hillary, Some guy. Despised her. Loathed her.

Now she’s saying she got her wrong all those years before. Now she excuses her Iraq War vote. And her bungling of Libya.

But of course.

Like you, she’s a sap, a shill, and a submissive drone who likes to be told what to do and how to think. Someone, like Some guy, who can always be counted on by the party to come around to their way of thinking. Malleable. Weak. And silent.

Some of us weak little saps, shills & submissive drones aren’t just standing up to the Pimps Of DERP now – we’re standing them the fuck down by making sure the real history of their manifold failure sticks, hard, no matter how many times they BAAAAAAAW over “rehashing old news.”

Like, say, not being weak OR silent when some Dunning-Kruger Posse yuts start slyly retconning the classic meme of cargo planes equipped with evaporating pallet-loads of unmarked bills, originally provided courtesy of Shrub’s majestic experiment in Internocracy over yonder in Mesopotamia some years back, all the while lyng their purple baboon asses off about it being Yankee taxpayers’ money this time, too.

NEW! MADE FROM 105% GENUINE ERSATZ SNAKE-OIL!

From the same brainstorm vortex that brought you kerning, ArugulaGate & ObamaPhones … it’s … PAYBACKGATEGHAZIGEDDON!!!!!!11!!!!ELEVENTYone1!!

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Shorter jim: “But, but, but,Bush was worse!!!!”

You’re short-circuiting.

Snicker, snicker! You can’t make this shit up, and there isn’t enough popcorn in the world to go along with it.

If this doesn’t shame the Day-Glo Conman into silence, nothing will.

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/news/a47314/melania-trump-illegal-immigrant/

Sure. Ya got me nailed like Jesus, kid … if short-circuiting means “not shitting my life away online in panic-mode loyally lickspittling the most inept Full Gobshite POTUS campaign from either party in living memory” then SNAP CRACKLE FUCKING POP.

roflcopter.gif

Also & furthermore, SUPER SECRET SPOILER:

Nothing will.

Like you, she’s a sap, a shill, and a submissive drone who likes to be told what to do and how to think. Someone, like Some guy, who can always be counted on by the party to come around to their way of thinking. Malleable. Weak. And silent.

Hmm, that’s odd, I remember it differently… like in 2003, when I was out protesting your asshole’s idiotic Iraq invasion.

Meanwhile, you were in your mom’s basement eating Cheetohs and furiously typing USA!USA! comments at Redstate like the mighty warrior you are.

If James O’Keefe were not a nobody, known only for his spectacular FAILs, I’d ask whether he or Hair Fuhrer Drumpf did the biggest crash and burn last week.

It’s over, libtards! Better make that appointment for your new passport before the landslide that Jim Hoft’s (Stupider?) bro. predicts.

Predicts based on Trump vs. Hillary social media stats!

Social Media Patterns Show Trump Is Looking at a Landslide VictoryCurrent polls show the race for President is much tighter than it really is. Ann Coulter warned us years ago in her best seller Slander that Democrats and the liberal media always use polls to manipulate and discourage conservatives from voting. Thanks to social media there is more and more evidence that the polls are way off and if things stay as they are, Trump will win in a landslide!

It’s evident Hillary has a hard time filling a Union Hall while Trump regularly turns people away from his stadium and arena venues.

Now this – Analysis from social media provides additional support that Trump is likely to win in a landslide.

So how bad is it?
Evidence from ‘The Truth Division’ shows that if you look at social media, Trump is killing Hillary!

Facebook

Trump: 10,174,358 Likes Clinton: 5,385,959 Likes

Trump has nearly double the amount of ‘Likes’ that Clinton has!

When comparing recent ‘live streams’ on Facebook:

Trump Live Stream Post — 135,000 likes, 18,167 shares, 1.5 million views
Clinton Live Stream Post —11,000 likes, 0 shares, 321,000 views

Trump is crushing Clinton.

Twitter

Trump: 10.6 million followers
Hillary: 8.1 million followers

Trump has 30% more Twitter followers — and they translate into real votes. A recent study confirmed that 70% of his followers are real supporters, and 90% of those real followers have a voting history.

Who knows if Hillary followers are even real?

Youtube Live Stream

Trump: Averages 30,000 live viewers per stream
Clinton: Averages 500 live viewers per stream

Trump has 5900% more live viewers than Clinton. That’s plain devastation!

Instagram

Trump: 2.2 million followers
Clinton: 1.8 million followers

Trump has 22% more Instagram followers.

Reddit

Trump: 197,696 subscribers
Hillary: 24,429 subscribers
Hillary for Prison: 55,228 subscribers

Hillary for Prison’s Reddit feed has more than double subscribers of Hillary’s Reddit page, equating to Trump having 700% more Reddit subscribers.

Hillary is proving that she is a terrible candidate. No one likes her and no one trusts her. Based on turnouts at campaign events and on social media, if the election were today… Trump would likely win in a Landslide!

M. Bouffant
August 7th, 2016 at 11:43 pm

It’s over, libtards! Better make that appointment for your new passport before the landslide that Jim Hoft’s (Stupider?) bro. predicts.

Dumber. Than. Rocks. (but not dumber than Inkberrow. and Frankie Fourchins)

Looks like Trump is going down in flames.

I never thought I’d say this, but I’m getting tired of the all-popcorn diet!

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/08/ailes-used-fox-budget-to-finance-campaigns-against-enemies.html

All-popcorn’s allegedly a good way to lose weight. But if it’s getting dull, try melting a cube o’ butter in every tub. (Or hot sauce.)

I just wish all these chickens had decided to come home to roost 10 yrs. ago.

Ok, that’s it! No more popcorn, despite its slimming qualities… I’ve officially switched to peanuts…

…but the best is still to come; when Andrea Mackris says to hell with her NDA and speaks out about Loofah Boy…

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/08/andrea-tantaros-made-harassment-claims-against-roger-ailes.html

And the hits keep coming in:

http://www.cnn.com/2016/08/08/politics/hillary-clinton-donald-trump-cnn-poll-of-polls/index.html

Andrea Tantaros is fat.

It goes without saying that that everyone of these RINO’s is fat.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/09/us/politics/national-security-gop-donald-trump.html?_r=0

Yup, that’s me… Except for being in Paris…

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/buttered-croissants-coffee–and-donald-trump-im-addicted/2016/08/08/688080f2-5d86-11e6-9d2f-b1a3564181a1_story.html?tid=pm_opinions_pop_b

^some guy

Of course you DO realize Cohen was the subject of ‘Free Man In Paris’.

What a reprehensible geography-dropping wankface amphibian molester. ‘Oooohoho, les Peugeots, Le Mans, et le fromage est battu!’

^ David Geffen

But Leonard Cohen was the subject of “A Case of You”.

I know this because my wife is a huge Joni fan.

She even went to see her on stage in Toronto a few years ago, not to do a concert but an interview and answer audience questions.

According to the missus, Joni chain smoked the whole time and seemed to be, um, how do I say this? a few sandwiches short of a picnic…

Trump calls for Second Amendment solution against Hillary… holy $&@#!

I hate to go all Godwin, but ya know who else tried to create a putsch…?

…does the president have the power to “abolish the Second Amendment”?

… does the Supreme Court have the power to “abolish the Second Amendment”?

Yes, these are tough questions, but check your copy of the US Constitution carefully, wingnuts…

Gosh darn that Hillary and her assassination dog whistles and whatnot. Bringing up RFK’s assassination in June of 1968 when she was running against that black man in 2008 in late June when she had no chance of beating him. Because, ya know, wink wink nod nod, assassinations and stuff can happen in an instance. And he’s such a nice man, too. So articulate. And clean! Yeah, he’s so clean. I mean, that’s storybook, man.

Not to be going Godwyn or anything.

Derp.

Derple drank.

Frank Fourchins sed

1. Noting, while being pushed to exit the primary, a profoundly sad bit of history, IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS SUGGESTING THAT AMMOSEXUALS PROACTIVELY TAKE OUT HILARY!!!!

2. Your’e implying that Donald and Hillary are pretty much alike.

3. HAHAHAAHAHA

Hey, rubes! Constitutional quiz!

1) Does the president have the power to “abolish the Second Amendment”?

2) Does the Supreme Court have the power to “abolish the Second Amendment”?

Answers below…
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1) No.

2) No.

Animal rights Protester attempts to rush stage at Clinton rally

Must’ve been Trump’s SA dog whistle. Yup.

Derpple drank.

My goodness we’ve got, er, Some eighth-grade civics flunkees, sorry, superstars in the house.

As we all know (right?), Chief Justice Marshall finally settled, for most intents and purposes, the then-longterm live dispute on who definitively explicates the Constitution.

Chief Justice Marshall also famously noted that the power to tax, and by extension to regulate, is in effect the power to destroy. Or effectively”abolish”.

The redoubtable scholards here on Sadly, No! are also well aware that by custom and caselaw, the Ninth and Tenth Amendments are already dead letters.

The Establishment Clause of the First Amendment has been permitted to wax wide and powerfully, at the zero-sum expense of the now-meager Free Exercise Clause.

One duly-selected new justice, or the anticipation of one, will be enough to overturn Heller. At least firearms are mentioned in the Bill of (States’ and Individual) rights, unlike abortion.

Inkberrow has a sad that slaves are no longer counted as 3/5ths of a person.

the power to tax, and by extension to regulate, is in effect the power to destroy. Or effectively “abolish”

Pull the other one, it’s got bells on.

The shark can’t be unjumped. Obama founded ISIS! Thanks Obama.

Also want to share Nederlands’ version of _The Onion_:

http://speld.nl/2016/08/04/president-obama-verstopt-nucleaire-codes-exemplaar-grondwet/ (let Teh Great Gazoogle translate it for you)

Also too https://youtu.be/kSE-XoVKaXg

FYWP eating my comments again

https://youtu.be/kSE-XoVKaXg

Hillary Clinton lying for 13 minutes straight

She is simply a horrible, horrible person.

Fact: Liberalism is truly a mental disorder.

This mental disorder is going to be saying Madam President.

Hacker Publishes List Of Cell Phone Numbers, Private E-Mails For Most House Democrats

Why don’t you like Democrats?

Fact: Liberalism is truly a mental disorder.

Fact: anyone who thinks Donald Trump is sane is probably not a very good judge of mental disorder.

I used to think about conservatives as being mental. That was childish of me, and I was wrong. Let’s talk like adults for moment. We know that the amygdala (sometimes called the “lizard brain” because it first arose when lizards were the top animals on this planet) of liberals are smaller and less active than those of conservatives. That explains why they’re so pants-pissing fearful all the time. And also makes sense of the conservative’s tendency to demonize people, to play on the fear factor.

We don’t know whether the difference is genetic or due to environmental factors such as authoritarian parenting and corporal punishment. Similarly, the liberal’s smaller and less active amygdala might be attributable to educational challenge, exposure to social diversity, or other cognitive enrichment in childhood.

Therapeutic psychology nowadays speaks of the “lizard brain” and the “wise mind.” The good news is neural plasticity – we can change the way our brains are wired. Cognitive behavioral therapy – as well as the related and remarkably efficacious method of dialectical behavioral therapy – focuses on just those things – the two types of thinking and neural plasticity – to help people overcome their eons old behavior. It focuses on what differentiates humans from the lower animals.

Conservatism isn’t a mental disorder per se. It’s what happens when people live as though millions of years of evolution didn’t happen. Me, I prefer to be as human as possible. It’s easy for many but for some of us it takes a fair bit of mental effort.

Living like a lizard sucks, don’t you think Mr. Manychins? Come join the world of evolved humanity.

If human history to date leaves you secure and optimistic, Pup, I indeed envy you your, er, well-informed and well-considered complacence. Or perhaps “complaisance” is better.

I can’t blame liberals for behaving as if Permanent Kindergarten ethics and poses reflect reality. Plenty of time for pants-pissing when Mr. Churchill substitutes for Mr. Chamberlain.

Hey, Inky, here’s what your fellow conservatives here in Canada are saying about your Agent Orange:

http://business.financialpost.com/diane-francis/donald-trumps-reality-show-is-about-to-go-off-the-air

Shorter: he’s a hate-filled liar whose overt racism is unparalleled in US history except perhaps by George Wallace’s 1968 campaign.

Oh boy, a constitutional quiz on whether we can make rulings about gun control:

The answer is yes. You colossal jackass.

I swear to Christ on a Stick, Meriken worship things they don’t understand. They want infallible holy writ out of a compromise document made to please people with completely opposite ideas on the role of any government, in particular a federal government, in governance. If you want that, you live in the wrong country. Try someone who actually wrote a real constitution that can actually be changed, I guess?

“I can’t blame liberals for behaving as if Permanent Kindergarten ethics and poses reflect reality. Plenty of time for pants-pissing when Mr. Churchill substitutes for Mr. Chamberlain.”
You want to make world war 2 comparisons while defending a fascist campaigning for an elected office?

Have you actually thought this one through? Because I’m betting you haven’t.

Milwaukee Crowd Turns Violent After Police Fatally Shoot Armed Man

Liberals.

And their small amygdalas.

Less active. Passive.

Attributable to educational challenge, exposure to social diversity, or other cognitive enrichment in childhood.

Who prefer to be as human as possible.

Heh. Sure thing, Pupe.

How is that Madam President thing working out for ya, Frankie?

So all black rioters are liberals?

OK. Duly noted, FF.

Your “stereotypes” game is really fun!

OK, its my turn! “All Republicans are bigoted, hateful, racist, Bible-thumpin’, science-denyin’ ammosexual morons!”

So all black rioters are liberals?

“So” fail.

Germane to liberals. With that word at start of a sentence, there’s no limit to what the imaginative liberals will claim next.

“So….what you’re saying is……” and then insert the lie.

It’s a version of the liberal shorter meme practiced by this blog. Or what remains of it…..it’s like the remnants of an Olympics village from the 60’s.

Some, concentrate now. For the seventh or so time here, I’m not voting for Agent Orange. Are you voting for Foghorn Legfat? This time through, anyway, the halfwit liberals and independents voting for “America’s Next Identity Politics Idol” are on the right side of helping us all have a continued history.

I agree not all black Freedom Rioters and Arsonists of Principle are liberals. Some haven’t given it that much thought. The rest locate that big helpful “D” on the ballot only after careful, individuated analysis. All do know that Martin Luther King Jr. is the name of a major thoroughfare near their homes.

The cri de couer in Milwaukee represents an important new milestone for the mouth-breathers comprising the black civil rights “leadership”. Now we don’t even need “unarmed” black male (unarmed after attempts failed to wrest the cop’s gun away). Now it’s just a simpleton’s racial account sheet.

Meanwhile back at the ranch, future First Gentleman Bill Clinton is guffawing as he watches the Trump campaign disintegrate.

Well, inky, if the D’s get the ‘black rioter’ vote, maybe that’s because the R’s get the ‘KKK’ vote.

But don’t take my word for it, because the late Lee Atwater explained it best…

“You start out in 1954 by saying, “Nigger, nigger, nigger.” By 1968 you can’t say “nigger”—that hurts you, backfires. So you say stuff like, uh, forced busing, states’ rights, and all that stuff, and you’re getting so abstract. Now, you’re talking about cutting taxes, and all these things you’re talking about are totally economic things and a byproduct of them is, blacks get hurt worse than whites.… “We want to cut this,” is much more abstract than even the busing thing, uh, and a hell of a lot more abstract than “Nigger, nigger.”

“Under those eight years before Obama came along, we didn’t have any successful radical Islamic terrorist attack in the United States.”

From the same brainstorm vortex that brought you kerning, ArugulaGate & ObamaPhones … it’s … PAYBACKGATEGHAZIGEDDON!!!!!!11!!!!ELEVENTYone1!!

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Describes FB to a T.

Aha, Rudy! The old “abbreviated language” excuse… sure smells like bullshit, my friend….

http://crooksandliars.com/2016/08/rudy-giuliani-blames-abbreviated-language

“abbreviated language” is to “lying” as “enhanced interrogation” is to “torture.”

The silence of the trolls…

Why, if I didn’t know Republicans better, I’d almost say that they are embarrassed to take about Lee Atwater!

Hey, RWNJ’s, Scientific American magazine is talking about YOU!

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/donald-trump-s-lack-of-respect-for-science-is-alarming/

Hey, wingnuts! Scientific American is talking about YOU!

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/donald-trump-s-lack-of-respect-for-science-is-alarming/

Hey, wingnuts! Scientific American has an article for YOU!

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/donald-trump-s-lack-of-respect-for-science-is-alarming/

FYWP.

Looks like Some guy is going into a spamming rage-on, all by his lonesome.

A steady diet of addies and poppers is starting to take its toll on him, no doubt.

It’s the remnants of an Olympics village from the 60’s, with an Olympian tradition to uphold.

You shoulda seen this place back when Seb used to be in charge, mister.

Back when blogs were blogs.

Back when Dragon-King Wangchuck was sleeping with Actor 212’s mama… or at least he always said he was.

You young punks of today dont know Jack shit.

Sigh. I miss Seb.

Actor’s mama is long gone. Actor hated her. Hated himself, too.

If fact, he hated you, Some guy.

Oooooh! Burn!

Obama Is Too Incompetent To Pull Off A Coup

Le Grande Sigh.

Every time. Every time I think I’m finally out, they pull me back in again…

jim2011 • a few seconds ago

” Retcon in effect: Obama coup meme is as of now doubleplusungood!

— posted from FISA Stalag ‘Malia’ ”

WHO WILL CALL FOR A STOP TO THIS HORRIFYING TROLL-ON-TROLL VIOLENCE????

WHEN WILL JIM 2011 FINALLY ADMIT THAT HE’S COMPLETELY IN THE BACK POCKET OF BIG MEAN POOPYHEAD???!!

WAEK UP AMERIKAN SH33PL3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hillary sold access to the State Department and became fantastically rich.

Just like she sold access to the Lincoln bedroom.

Just like she sold access to the governor’s mansion by taking a cool $100,000 from a brokerage firm in 1978 on a measly $1,000 account balance to start shorting cattle futures.

She’s been a corrupt liar her whole adult life.

Liberals like that about her. Makes her look like a badass to them.

TROLL USED CONCERN!
IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE!

Yeah, teh loony left is SO hot in its tie-dyed “NO NUKES” see-through panties for Clinton over stuff like overpriced cameos with the MOTU psychopaths at Goldman Sachs, or her hawkish foreign policy stance … because if there’s one thing liberals can’t resist it’s a “badass.”

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These Eerie Photos Show The Ghosts Of Olympics Past

When the medals have all been won and the people leave, aging Olympics villages become otherworldly
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SIgh, I so miss Seb.

These pictures of old Olympic villages remind me of how I feel now going up and down the comments, sometimes days on end without even a whimper.

Sadly………sadly……….no.

…and the gold medal for concern trolling goes to…

FRANK FORESKINS!

…and the gold medal for concern trolling goes to…

FRANK FORESKINS!

FRANK FORESKINS!

So he’s definitely a goy.

Sure am glad I invested in those popcorn futures!

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/23/business/media/andrea-tantaros-of-fox-news-claims-retaliation-for-harassment-complaints.html?smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur&_r=1

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk…

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/23/business/media/andrea-tantaros-of-fox-news-claims-retaliation-for-harassment-complaints.html?smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur&_r=1

Bonus nyuks here…

http://www.nydailynews.com/amp/news/politics/trump-brags-hotels-child-care-programs-guests-article-1.2748389

Gotta love that Gannon is working for a guy that Andrew “Cheer Up: I’m Still Dead” Breitbart perennially despised.

Also additionally:

COINCIDENCE or CONSPIRACY?
It would be unpatriotic not to ruminate!

Bob Dobbs 2016: Wake Up & Smell The Frops, America.

Schadenfreude OD alert!

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/coulter-goes-to-war-with-trump-and-it-is-glorious

Two scorpions in a bottle… which one should I root for?

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/coulter-goes-to-war-with-trump-and-it-is-glorious

Is one of the scorpions named “Injuries?”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/02/28/in-1927-donald-trumps-father-was-arrested-after-a-klan-riot-in-queens/

Shorter RWNJs: we only want to talk about how DEMOCRAT Robert Byrd used to be KKK member; we don’t give a shit that Donald Trump’s father was.

http://www.alternet.org/election-2016/trump-campaign-chief-bannon-cements-white-nationalist-ideology

RWNJs are rebranding: from “loony” to “scary”…

Overlooked collateral damage from Commandante Combover: College Republicans are graduating (or returning) to life in a world made of radioactive shit come September.

Saddest. Outreach. Initiatives. Anywhere. Ever.

If Romney was the GOP’s Hail Mary candidate, Trump is their “SEED-CORN BUFFET / KILL MOAR CATZ” candidate.

This article is sheer speculation. However, since Peggy Noonan taught us it would be irresponsible not to speculate, I suspect many readers here will find it of interest…

https://thinkprogress.org/the-suspicious-omission-in-fox-news-response-to-the-latest-sexual-harassment-allegations-57f42f93c936#.f1on2hgrd

Media Celebrating Colin Kaepernick Vilified Tim Tebow for ‘Lowering His Head in Prayer to God’

Yup, the very same people.

Kaepernickan Cowards, all of them. Poopie Anuses. Some guys. They’ve all left this deserted Olympian village, but they used to post here.

Drove them crazy when Tim Tebow would Tebow and said a prayer on the football field. Drove them batshit crazy.

On the subjects of abortion, homosexuality and weapon ownership, Jesus chose to remain studiously silent.

However, Jesus did have strong opinions about public prayer, which are revealed in Matthew 6:5.

Along with the Golden Rule, for two thousand years, this has been one of those Biblical passages that so-called Christians never take literally.

Isn’t that strange?

However, Jesus did have strong opinions about public prayer, which are revealed in Matthew 6:5.

Along with the Golden Rule, for two thousand years, this has been one of those Biblical passages that so-called Christians never take literally.

Isn’t that strange?

Not really. And it’s not really two thousand years. It’s only just coming up on 1700, since the official establishment of Christianity started and the teachings of Jesus — you know, all that tree-hugging hippie crap about love and forgiveness and how you treat “the least of these” — started being downplayed.

I’m not saying that, immediately after Constantine’s declaration, the newly-rebranded upper crust of Rome literally said, “But if we’re going to be Christians now, whom are we supposed to persecute?” I’m just saying that, if they had, I can’t think of any way in which the subsequent history of the Official Christian Church, Mother of Mystery, would have unfolded differently, except maybe that, if they’d known what they were doing, they would have displayed the rudiments of subtlety about it.

Conservatives are Grand Masters of False Equivalence.

Tebow wears his oppressive religion on his sleeve, inserting his own personal Jebus into a fucking football game. Often in contravention of the rules of the game. Proselytizing to the Muslim or Jewish or otherwise religiously disposed players and fans.

Kaepernick makes a political statement before the game begins. And the people who claim to be such great PATRIOTS!!! who so often crow about FREEDOM OF SPEECH! attack him for using that freedom to criticize the government.

“Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official, save exactly to the degree in which he himself stands by the country. It is patriotic to support him insofar as he efficiently serves the country. It is unpatriotic not to oppose him to the exact extent that by inefficiency or otherwise he fails in his duty to stand by the country.” – Teddy Fucking Roosevelt

Drove them crazy when Tim Tebow would Tebow and said a prayer on the football field. Drove them batshit crazy.

Don’t worry about me, young fella.

I’ve enjoyed 65 summers on this planet, and I’m very much accustomed to obnoxious assholes like Tim Tebow, Donald Trump and Frank Foreskins.

Shorter Poopy: Freedom of Speech for me, but not for thee. Derp.

Wow, maybe this guy’s not such a dumbshit….

Kaepernickus: Oh, by the way, Hillary should be in jail

“We have a presidential candidate who has deleted emails and done things illegally and is a presidential candidate. That doesn’t make sense to me because if that was any other person you’d be in prison.”

Yup.

Wait a minute!

Did anybody say that Tim Tebow shouldn’t have any Freedom of Speech to violate Jesus teachings?

Or could it be that Crank is having those delusions again?

presidential candidate who has deleted emails and done things illegally and is a presidential candidate. That doesn’t make sense to me because if that was any other person you’d be in prison.”

Unless you were a member of one particular presidential administration which deleted 22 million e-mails.

In that case, all,the RWNJs would pretend to forget all about it.

Battle of the Somme guy, you know they got those emails back, right? They were recovered.

They didn’t use Bleachbit, either.

Nor did the FBI think an investigation was warranted because, gol durn it, no one mishandled classified information or was extremely careless with top secret information.

Somme, do you know what false equivalencies are?

How about the ‘both sides do it’ false meme, so prevalent amongst the far left fringe blogs?

you know they got those emails back, right? They were recovered.

WRNOG.

In this life it’s so hard to figure out who the liars are, I mean, how can we possibly tell?

http://www.dailykos.com/stories/2016/8/31/1565669/-Best-CNN-Front-Page-Ever

23 Super-Creepy Pictures Of Forgotten Olympic Villages

Sigh.

I miss Seb.

Ffffffffound!

22 million White House e-mails that went missing during the Bush administration

Not so fast there, Mr. Wingnut…

Two federal laws require the White House to preserve its records.

The two private organizations [that sued the WH] say there is not yet a final count on the extent of missing White House e-mail and there may never be a complete tally.

Somme guy-

That was 2009. Is there an update to those suits?

If they were still missing, or there were any allegations of impropriety, mishandling of classified information, or evidence of wrongdoing whatsoever, then by all means, let’s hear about it.

You seem to be acting as if it was some sort of noble gesture on the part of Democrats that they didn’t pursue this or try to make political hay out of it. They did, though. Hillary was one of them who did.

Hey, Foreskins, nobody can prove that more emails DO exist but the Shrub administration can’t prove that they DONT exist either, so…

Anyway, it looks like some of the bimbos at your favourite TV station learned their lesson from Andrea Mackris and made sure to record all the improper advances they got from their asshole bosses…

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/09/how-fox-news-women-took-down-roger-ailes.html?mid=nymag_press

Somme,

I’m glad they did that. Unlike you with pervert Bill Clinton, I don’t make excuses for men in powerful positions being dirtbags with predatory tendencies.

You’ll have to excuse me while I laugh at you for pretending you’re shocked that this would be going on.

Let me know when one of them alleges that Ailes raped them, twice, and nearly bit her lip clear off…..then gets a nice visit from his wife thanking her for all that she does for him.

Perhaps you mistake me for a Bill Clinton fan…?

The fact is, what Hillary is doing in this election,wither her lies and Bengazi, is objectively worse than what Hitler did.

Also, Obama is a socialest.

Listen, Ruppert— if I catch you fucking my sheep again, I’m going to spray your pimply ass with buckshot.

Sigh.

Even Fake Gary Ruppert is fake.

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a48477/wells-fargo-scam-social-security/

Depite GOP attempts to level the playing field between widows and orphans and the banksters…

Hillary Clinton collapses leaving Chelsea’s apartment. I guess she hit her head a little too hard hitting that glass ceiling.

some guy, your perseverance is inspiring. Mwah.

Yeah, if someone could give their fucking head a shake hard enough to clue in that liberals holding their noses & voting for the Clintons doesn’t equal fanatical undying adoration for them, that’d be great.

America would literally be better off re-electing the putrid corpse of Richard Nixon than the psychotic fascist Oompa-Loompa the GOP picked in 2016. When you purity-purge your party down to the serious balls-out hardcore BURN IT ALL DOWN loonies, & even some of THEM are saying that Trump is an unfit menace & they’ll never vote for him, not even when he’s running against Hillary “ANTICHRIST PLUS BOOBIES” Clinton, that pretty much tells everyone in the Non-Glue-Huffing Demographic everything they need to know.

Let’s try comparing the candidates on their indictment counts!

Or how about comparing prosecutions?

Derp indeed.
Derp to spare, I’d say.

Indeed, jim.

A lot to love in that rant, but I think I’d have to give the gold star to “ANTICHRIST PLUS BOOBIES”!

Those aren’t boobies any more.

You can’t make this shit up, nobody would believe it.

http://social.fool.com/blog/43725964256?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=cpc&utm_content=post&utm_term=acRankingEmailLnkdPostIM&frpp_id=acRankingEmailLnkdPostIM

Republicans keep calling for putsch… but don’t call them fascists!

http://www.politicususa.com/2016/09/15/rebellion-talks-leads-call-impeach-kentucky-gov-bevin-6-months.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=im

Was Trump’s father a KKK member?

It would be irresponsible not to speculate…

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/02/28/in-1927-donald-trumps-father-was-arrested-after-a-klan-riot-in-queens/

A lot to love in that rant, but I think I’d have to give the gold star to “ANTICHRIST PLUS BOOBIES”!

I can’t wait to use this one. I also can’t wait for election season to be over. Oh, wait…it’s going to be four more years of the Great Murican Wingnut Freakout, isn’t it?

Arizona: the New Florida?

WaPo mic drop…

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/birtherism-is-donald-trumps-big-lie/2016/09/19/8817cb12-7e99-11e6-9070-5c4905bf40dc_story.html?postshare=3131474327812777&tid=ss_tw&utm_term=.e19f06e539f7

Thanks, GOP!

Bringing government down to a size small enough to pass through a single toll booth lane:

http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/19/politics/chris-christie-bridgegate-trial/

Saw the last five minutes of “Wonk versus Douche Part 1: The Sickening” on the Internets … one contender looked like the cat that ate the canary & the other looked like his dog just died.

2012 redux: the winner immediately hits the crowd to press the flesh, & the loser flees before someone locates his last Horcrux.

Selah.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk…

https://www.thestar.com/entertainment/2016/09/28/braggadocious-here-are-7-other-archaic-words-for-trump-menon.html

Trump is often described as an egomaniac who “only loves himself” — a narcissist with a taste for self-dramatization and what Mr. U___ calls a “characteristic fondness for superlatives.” His manic speeches and penchant for taking all-or-nothing risks raise questions about his capacity for self-control, even his sanity. But Mr. U___ underscores Trump’s shrewdness as a politician — with a “keen eye for the strengths and weaknesses of other people” and an ability to “instantaneously analyze and exploit situations.”

Yeah, I kifed that from Michiko Kakutani’s review of Mr. Ullrich’s new biography of guess who. It’s not “going Godwin” when it’s apt. Did you know Trump kept a copy of Mein Kampf on his bedside table?

Here’s the original:

Hitler was often described as an egomaniac who “only loved himself” — a narcissist with a taste for self-dramatization and what Mr. Ullrich calls a “characteristic fondness for superlatives.” His manic speeches and penchant for taking all-or-nothing risks raised questions about his capacity for self-control, even his sanity. But Mr. Ullrich underscores Hitler’s shrewdness as a politician — with a “keen eye for the strengths and weaknesses of other people” and an ability to “instantaneously analyze and exploit situations.”

For those whose livelihoods depend on building big audiences among pro-Trump rank-and-file conservatives (think radio talk-show hosts and commentators of various kinds), joining the Never Trump camp carries real risks

Nice find, Pup. And all too frighteningly true.
Oh, look, Daphne The Plagiarist is back among us.

Oh, I love the “many causes” argument re global warming. That’s like, no way did a burning cigarette burn down that house, because look at all the houses that got burnt down before cigarettes were even invented!

The fact is, Trump needs to win and get rid of liberals and minorites so real Americans can get our country back, and also God. He will restore the consitution by purging the enemes of freedom

Trump has nothing against Franciscans, Gary. The other Gary thinks Assisi is a homophobic slur.

Sadly, Shopworn.

Someone needs to change out the water in the hot tub.

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

Harry Reid just called him “the billion dollar loser”

Very entertaining, Donald, if your idea of entertainment is insulting women…

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-says-he-insulted-women-entertainment

http://time.com/4520918/truth-out-there-2016-election/

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

Robin Thede ?@robinthede

“When the Republican Party elects a nominee, they’re not sending their best. They’re criminals, they’re rapists…”

When the Republican Party elects a nominee, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending criminals, they’re sending rapists…

Poor Fourshins!

FYWP

Q: What’s the difference between Donald Trump and Gary Ruppert?

A: Donald Trump never grabs sheep…

Does anyone actually doubt that such a recording exists?

If so, I have some valuable real estate for,you…

http://fortune.com/2016/10/09/theres-allegedly-apprentice-footage-of-donald-trump-saying-the-n-word/

BRAT BITES
Think mini corndogs, but with bratwurst and whole grain mustard
$6.99

The fact is, it is clearnly obvious that Trump won the debate, unless you think liberals are winers.

Possibly the best (inadvertently) FB comment I’ve ever read: CAREFUL NOT ONLY ARE THE HILARY PEOPLE RUDE THEY WILL REPORT YOU AND YOU WILL LOSE YOUR FB LIKE ME THEY ARE WINNY TITS I TELL YA

This whole “mango” thing. I was completely down with it until my wife brought home, as an experiment, some “Splendid” (company name) mangoes grown in Mexico.
They are no joke, and there is nothing stupid about them. They have a thin, easily peeled skin, luscious ‘flesh’ with an intriguing but not over-strong flavor, which positively melts in the oral cavity, and a small pit. They are excellent.