As the twig (young Republicans) is bent,
so grows the tree (“mature” Republicans).
* * * N.R.C.C. Says Hastert Didn’t Tell The Truth * * *
from “Roll Call” — the newspaper of Capitol Hill
http://rollcall.com/issues/1_1/breakingnews/15260-1.html
Reynolds Informed Hastert of Allegations Against Foley
Saturday, Sept. 30; 4:39 pm
National Republican Congressional Committee Chairman Tom Reynolds (N.Y.) issued a statement Saturday in which he said that he had informed Speaker Dennis Hastert (R-Ill.) of allegations of improper contacts between then-Rep. Mark Foley (R-Fla.) and at least one former male page, contradicting earlier statements from Hastert.

Yeah, but you don’t KNOW that he wasn’t randomly attack by a homosexual BAMN meber. But not robbed.

Man, considering how often a drunken party fight gets covered on national news, this is PROOF POSITIVE of a liberal bias! Proof, i say!

THE GAYZ ATTACKED HIM! HIS FRIEND MUST BE GAYZ!

I would definately say that the person who assaulted that fine young man was motivated by hatred.

“I got drunk and obnoxious, my friends beat the crap out of me, I blamed it on the gays. So what’s the problem?”

“Hey, in the meantime, vote for this guy Foley down in Florida. He’s one of us.”

“What? He pulled out? Damn!! Now I really gotta suck some cock! Anybody got some tube to spare?”

LOL. I didn’t realize the details. Kid from Bloomfield Hills? Attending freaking OAKLAND U.? And at a party in Ann Arbor? Here is some punk who has the money but not the brains to go to UM, undoubtedly making an ass of himself, and prompting someone to cold cock him. America’s future leaders, indeed.

Granted I am not a member of the gay community and therefore am unaware of what they do for fun, but I’m pretty sure they don’t roam around in groups looking for Republicans to beat up. I think they only force people to have abortions and homo nups, and with they’re wiley gay mind control, they don’t even have to use force.

Actually, Gary, the guy that punched the College Republican dimbulb was and old high school acquaintance. Why, I’d bet that he punched that fine young man because said fine young man was intoxicated and about to dishonor himself, and only a true friend would stop a man from dishonoring himself.

No, Gary, this was no hate crime. It was a LOOOOVE crime.

‘got punched in the eye’

hahaha

Morton Downey Jr. would be proud.

So anyways, the depths that the Democrats are going to in trying to politicize the actions of Mark Foley is just flat out despicable.

I don’t get it. I’ve gotten drunk and punched a LOT of people over the years. That don’t make me gay, does it? I thought you had to – well, never mind…

mikey

Politicize = Notify the public that the GOP is furiously hiding whatever evidence on [current political scandal involving GOP politician, appointee, and/or their money men]

Alter your disctionary where applicable.

And by the way, shouldn’t there be a chirpy shorthand phrase to descibe the scandal of a pedophile creating laws to punish other pedophiles? I offer Cybergate, but I’m sure others have better ideas.

Well, give the dumb bastards some credit, they’ve got a post up now with the Anna Arbor News article. Apparently, it’s “a lot less interesting” that the executive director of the Michigan College Republicans is an asshole and a lousy drunk than if he had gotten the shit kicked out of him by shadowy leftists or faggy gay homosexuals.

crap, i hope i’m not gay. i’ve gotten drunk and also punched people.

they’ve got a post up now

They did not, however, burn the “source close to Zatkoff” cited in the first article.

Apparently the Republican party’s plan for a permanent majority involves embarassing themselves in increasingly lame ways.

Republican gets beat up = attackers must be gay.

That must make me a closeted homosexual, since I’ve fantasized about pummeling Republicans into submission many a time.

it was an understandable mistake. they’ve spent so long living in an imaginary world where feral packs of latte supping liberals roam the streets raping and murdering innocent republicans, that they can’t concieve of any situation where a punch doesn’t have political significance. and to be fair if i heard someone had thumped a college republican, i’d assume it was politically motivated, because college republicans are such dicks. The chances of one being punched for reasons other than being a whining repulsive right wing fuck are pretty slim.

That’s true. Dammit, I’m gonna go out and Punch one NOW!!

mikey

And now we all should send emails to Mr. Zakoff, in sympathy, and pointing out to him that he got beat up…by a pansy. That’s gotta hurt.

Do I make you a little horny, Gary?

Did I hear someone say they needed a little white haired lady to belt a College Republican with her green paisley Walking Stick of Liberal Justice?

Because I’m here, should you happen to need one.

Hey Doc. I ran my mouth in a bar in Flagstaff in ’88 and perhaps the Gayest dude I’ve ever seen pretty much wiped up the floor with me. And I’ve got some skills here. Turns out he was Delta, his whole team knew about him, but this cat was smart, funny and lethal and they all respected him. He ended up giving me some first aid and we ended up prety good friends, but there’s a couple million straight guys I’d throw hands with before I’d go up against that guy…

mikey

But getting drunk and wrasslin’ naked, that’s totally teh straight, right?



Do I make you a little horny, Gary?

a little LOL

i’m playing some D&D now

So anyways, the depths that the Democrats are going to in trying to politicize the actions of Mark Foley is just flat out despicable.

I call fake Gary again. No way. No way that’s Gary. It’s at once too colloquial (“So anyways?” not buying it) and too . . . how to say . . . too human. I mean, look. It’s a complete sentence with fairly relaxed syntax and a sophisticated yet devil-may-care use of a participial object of a prepositional phrase? Come on. This is clearly an impostor.

Ah, damn. Fake Gary revealed his funnin’ while I was typing my last post. My timing sucks.

Oh, trust me, Mikey, I’ve no illusions. I’m from North Oakland!

I had a boss years ago who was ex-UDT and made RuPaul look like Vin Diesel. He once removed a would-be robber from the shop using little more than one hand and a quiet voice–and left the guy for the paramedics. Still, for a College Republican, the idea that gay men are capable of stompin’ them like banana slugs carries extra sting, don’cha think?

Meanwhile two co-workers got sloched at a local irish pub and ro-sham-bo’d each other. Of course, since one was an american, HATE CRIME! BOMB CANADAZ!!!1!

That’s right, Gary, because Republicans would never politicize what they see as sinful conduct out of a Democrat …

OH YEAH

The Republican leadership has come down hard on Foley. They are going to take the lead on this issue, and the Democrats will end up looking soft.

I hope I’m soft when Rethug “leadership” “comes down” on Foley.

So, are you wearing boxers or briefs?

Love to take ’em off ya.

Oh, Gary, you tease~! ^___^ *giggle* You know I only wear silken lingerie!

The Republican leadership has come down hard on Foley

Yeah. Real Hard–after covering it up when first informed about it some time ago.

They’re a little too little, a little too late.

Hm…what about “paranoid-ravings.com”? Or “closeted-gay-fantasies.com”?

Those pictures of the beat-up Republican asshole look like someone photoshopped a picture of lips over his eye to make it look like his eye was cut. I swear you can see a tooth in his “eye” in the first photo.

Dennis, Gary, and the Holy Army of Gooperdumb need a Cleaner.

“The Republican leadership has come down hard on Foley”

Hehehehehehehehe, you said “hard”
eh-hehehehehehehehehehehe

Granted I am not a member of the gay community and therefore am unaware of what they do for fun, but I’m pretty sure they don’t roam around in groups looking for Republicans to beat up.

The reverse, though? You betcha. (Although that may have been your unspoken point, I didn’t get much sleep last night.)

Meanwhile – Godwin’s Law has officially been repealed post-September 28th, right? – this event may not be the Reichstag fire, but it’s the same mentality.

On behalf of the people of the USA, I extend our sympathy and condolences to the people of India who have suffered and died because of Islamofascist terrorists from Pakistan.

In order to protect the people of India from possible future Pakistan-based terrorism, I will bomb Iran.
Furthermore, I will give Pervez a noogie.

“Whoever wants to be a Christian should tear the eyes out of his Reason. Reason should be destroyed in all Christians.”
– Martin Luther

Gary Ruppert said,

i’m playing some D&D now

So Gary’s kink is Satanic rituals….

A source close to Zatkoff reports:

Justin may have been 1. randomly attacked (but not robbed??), 2. attacked by BAMN (well known for violence andstrong in Ann Arbor), or 3. attacked by a homosexual rights group (Justin received an ‘odd/threatening’ email from a gay rights group about a day before the attack.)

Funny how the possibility that Justin may have been an obnoxious jerk who pissed someone off never crossed their minds.

Oh, yeah. The Demo-RATS wil never stop talkig about Mark Foley. They don’t reallry have any solutons. And while their getting all upset over a feow innocnent e-mails, the bad people in the world are planing to attack us and our American way of life. Again.

Typical liberals.

(Another $5 from Netvocates! Beer and Cheet-os on me!)

Gary – “The Republican leadership has come down hard on Foley. They are going to take the lead on this issue, and the Democrats will end up looking soft.”

That’s possible. Foley has been looking not at all soft on this matter.

I’ll wager there are even pictures of Foley being hard on pedophelia.

The fact is, Mark Foley had a beautiful and meaningful relationship with that underaged boy, and it’s just like the Democrats to try and turn it into something dirty.

The fact is, IOKIYAR.

Someone please tell me that being whacked over the head while I’m drunk does not necessarily make me a Republican.
Otherwise I’m in trouble.

Oh, the original article also had this from the Michigan College Republicans:

Justin Zatkoff, Executive Director for the MFCRs, was attacked leaving a party in Ann Arbor Saturday night. Justin had not seen the attacker before, and had no opportunity to defend himself.

Eh… not so much.

And furthermore:

Justin is well-known for being a conservative and ‘in-your-face’ Republican, and there is quite a bit of speculation that he was targeted by leftist groups. The side of his face was crushed, and he will need to undergo major surgery to rebuild it.

Mmmm… fortified with vitamins and irony.

There’s a lesson here. And that lesson is that if you spend enough time being an “in your face” republican at parties you’re going to find yourself punched repeatedly. Kinda comes with the territory. Just don’t be surprised when it happens, y’know?

mikey

Hmmm… comments may be closed on the original “Hate Crime” posting, but they are (at the moment) still open on this posting where they fess up that the police say he was drunk and got clocked by a friend. Anyone want to share their feelings with the Truth Caucus?

The side of his face was crushed, and he will need to undergo major surgery to rebuild it.

I was going to comment on the big baby going to the hospital over a punch in the eye; but if this highly questionable source is to be believed…

Who’s his high school buddy? Clark Kent?

One of the other posts there says the information about how badly he was hurt was from Zatkoff himself: “For the record the actual damage that was done to me is as follows: multiple fractures to the nose, including a displaced septum; multiple fractures to the cheek bone; and multiple fractures to the orbital socket (eye socket), primarily the orbital floor (right below my eye)…”

Out of curiosity, is it normal for people with multiple eye socket, cheek and nose fractures to show so little bruising?

From a Punch?? I think not. Maybe with a beer pitcher or a pool cue, but not a human fist. Jeez, I’ve heard of glass jaw, but this dood had a glass head!

mikey

Justin is good friends with Kermit Washington?

An Ann Arbor newspaper reports (making this whole saga a lot less interesting)

Oh no it doesn’t. It’s a lot more interesting and don’t think that parathetical statement can hide the fact that you too, “mr. truth” wouldn’t be ready to punch out Zatkoff’s right eye for playing you for an utter fool. You got exactly what you deserve for taking those guys at their word that militant pro-violence gay groups would have made one of your own a glorious victim. I know you wanted it so bad you forgot to use your sense of objectivity. Of course that pretty much defined college republicans I knew. Nasty little amoral shits. I thought so then and I was a conservative in those days.

Marita said,

October 1, 2006 at 18:21

Hmmm… comments may be closed on the original “Hate Crimeâ€? posting, but they are (at the moment) still open on this posting…

But since they aren’t approving comments, I know because I left them a polite one.

Poor fucktards…

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