“Bitch, Make Me A Sammich” = Profit
Perfesser Corncob instructs the hayseeds on proper gender roles. Surprise, surprise: those who resist the grand liberal project of the pussification of the western male — a giant pink floral-scented Death Star, as it were, aiming its menstrual and moody superlazer directly at the testicles of virtuous keyboard kommandos — will be rewarded with moar seks:
the guys who do the most lawn work, car repair, driving and bill-paying – traditional men’s jobs – who have the most sex in marriage, the study suggests. The same is true for women who do the most traditional female housework, according to the study published in the February issue of American Sociological Review. . . .
In other words, the study concludes: “Men or women may, in essence, be turned on (however indirectly) when partners in a marriage do more gender-traditional work.”
Also, too: Running with the metaphor..
Above: ‘This is Red Six, standing by.’
They key here is not that the respective spouses have a “traditional” division of labor, but that there is an equitable division of labor. If hubby is just laying on the couch loafing while wifey is up to her elbows in dirty dishes, then there’s a problem.
Insty’s other link says an equal division of labor makes for a higher likelihood of divorce, so there.
Well, those are statistics for you.
I’m assuming that by “sex in marriage” he means with the spouse.
He still considers driving a traditional men’s job? Really?…I mean REALLY?
Now that I know motor vehicle operation gets women wet, I’ll spend more time driving my shit-box around town. Sheesh…
Let ’em drive and pretty soon they’ll want the vote.
I admit I did not follow the trail of mango seeds. I further confess that I am a intellectual, elitist, liberal bitch. And whenever I read the words:
I am filled certainty that the person on the other side of the page either has
No fucking idea what he’s talking about
OR
Enough of an idea to try to make the numbers say what he wants.
AND
Five seconds of looking at the source document[s] would reveal staggering levels of stupidity/cupidity have been perpetrated by some moron with a keyboard. Again.
And then I weep for humanity.
Love how John Hawkins (“professional writer!” HOLY FUCK) blames the woman for EVERYTHING, as if men never get boring, less interested in their appearance, etc.
Now, the study: Looking at data collected TWENTY YEARS AGO, researchers found couples where spouses divided labor according to what these folks determined were more traditional gender lines(not including child care, which they ignored) had sex 1.6 times more per month, but were not more satisfied with either their sex lives nor their marriages. Well, okay.
The fact is, women should stop trying to have it both ways and winnying when they can’;t do a career anbd being a mother and need goverment support for it too and taking my taxes to study stupid things in school well doing both and none of them well. I think women have it pretty good here we dont put them in burkas and they can ote so they should stop winnying. Woman and the blacks got so uppity in the sixties and the seenties it contributed to our malonaise and recessions, maybe its time for real americans to tell tehm both to shut up and know your role
By the looks of that Hawkins article, Red Six has been reading pick-up artist websites. Makes me wonder what his own love life is like. Yes, it’s a cheap shot, but if one is going to be telling women that every relationship problem is their fault, I think it would be nice to know where the writer is coming from.
Also, what’s up with PJM lately? Their masthead is starting to look like the S,N! Hall of Shame. It’s almost as though every conservative with an iota of promise jumped ship ages ago, and now they’re trying to keep it running with the D-Team. Go figure.
Also, Hawkins’ bio is hilariously padded. Aside from the numerous failed websites he’s proud to have founded, he also lists such achievements as “does YouTube videos” and “inspired an urban legend that was covered by Snopes.” With a CV like that, I can’t imagine how this guy got stuck writing at a low-rent conservative Cracked knock-off.
Doobeedobedo. This is why I didn’t bother following the link. Pumbapumbapum.
Rumpapapum. Not surprised. In 30 years those troglodytes will be citing the same study because its the only one that comes close to supporting their feces. Ladadadadum.
Tralaladeledelde. Still not surprised and I bet he’s trying to figure out how to calculate .6 of a sexual encounter, let’s hope for his wife’s sake it takes him a good long time. Tedeeumtumpum.
Pomtitlypombom. Not surprised another stupid fucker does not understand jack, but when they try to write about stats the stupid fuckery goes up to 11 and it gets on my tits. Traladumbum!
Conforming-to-tradition sex is EXCITING!
nd winnying when they can’;t
i love nothing more than a good winny!
maybe its time for real americans to tell tehm both to shut up and know your role
holy shit! gary ruppert is the rock?!?!
“inspired an urban legend that was covered by Snopes.”
WOW! I should add to my CV that I supplied them a source link to debunk something, which link is a footnote on the page. I still have the very kind thank you they sent, as well as one from a Java programming professor who said students like me were why he got into teaching. I can also write, make lists and actually have experience with sex AND marriage! I also also agree with them that people should not be discriminated against in hiring because of their politics, so they should TOTALLY pay me to write bullshit lists!
The fact is, Gary is starting to get rather shopworn and could use some reupholstering.
Probably, but I still like this – “malonaise”
Makes me want a ham sammich.
Now GO MAKE ME ONE!!11!!
Here’s Echidne on the topic:
one from a Java programming professor who said students like me were why he got into teaching
So it was tigris who created the latest Java security holes.
Gager & Yabiku, 2010. Uses current data.
Men who do more housework also have more sex.
Mind you, women who do more housework are also having more sex.
I’m retired and looking for a nice and easy paying job like making lists about why people who aren’t me suck and are to blame for everything that goes wrong. As long as it doesn’t include blogging.
He still considers driving a traditional men’s job? Really?…I mean REALLY?
Women should never leave the putting greens.
As long as it doesn’t include blogging.
There remains the old-fashioned publishing method of photocopies-stapled-to-telephone-poles, but the pay scale is not good.
What about scrawling on bathroom walls?
There is always the subway-walls option, but it’s hard to find any space among the words of the prophets.
Concert hall!
but it’s hard to find any space among the words of the prophets.
IN ACCORDANCE WITH wait, I’ll come in again.
Sorry, can’t talk–off to scour my griil.
Or maybe, just maybe women who take “traditional” gender roles also aren’t expected to ever be able to say “No” to the man, because the man gets what he wants, and so those men get lots of sex… but never get to be very good at it because they don’t have a clue what women want
But it’s you Evil Liberals fault for pointing this out, or laughing at them when they drive by in a Hummer.
Women should never leave the putting greens.
Excellent show my good man!
*Gentlemanly Golf-Clap*