MensNewsDaily brings us an interview with R. Emmett Tyrrell, who fancies himself a Hillary Clinton observer, if by observer you mean “having a lot of kinky sexual fantasies about.” For extra bonus points the interview was conducted by Bernard Chapin, the man who kicked our precious Amber off the group blog some of the kids there have. So you know it has to be tr?s good. Tyrrell wanted to call his book Hillary Clinton makes Satan look like Jesus , but his publishers insisted on Madame Hillary: The Dark Road to the White House instead.

We’d assumed that the use of a French word in the title was just another instance of the old all that is France-related sucks and is a major insult conservatives love, but it turns out it’s not:

The term Madame does not refer to a bordello but to Chairman Mao’s wife who was known in China as the “white-boned demon,” famed for changing shape and never so dangerous as when wearing the guise of innocence.

So there you go. It’s not that Hillary is a whore (she is, but it’s not about that,) but rather than the junior senator from New York is a “white-boned demon.” There is one dead horse that can never be left alone however:

I make the point in my book that she and Bill have been manipulating this race in various ways. Now that they see the President weakened I do believe she wishes she had gone for it on 2004, and who knows if Kerry wobbles she still might.

She still might! Emmett is going to make William Safire look sane at this rate.