When Will Teh Gays Stop Persecuting Normal People?
Posted on November 23rd, 2011 by Tintin
Shorter Gary “NOT Gay” McCaleb, The American Genius:
For the Human Rights Campaign, Diversity Is Not Enough
- Silly faggots. They need to learn that “diversity” means tolerating people who don’t tolerate faggots.
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™
And ONLY people who don’t tolerate faggots.
Geez, I got to the gearhead thread too late and got sidetracked by brining and now it’s all about the gheys again. Better get back in the kitchen.
Yes, truly it is a mystery why the HRC, would object to the presence of a committed enemy of the rights and goals they hope to achieve. Clearly any hypothetically open minded LGBT rights advocacy group should be perfectly fine with finding bigots in positions of power.
Gays…brining…head…gear…there’s something there, but I can’t quite pitch on it.
I didn’t want to get out of the boat.
I’ve worked in high-tech companies for 30 years. If anyone in any of those companies so much as subtly disrespected anyone based on race, creed, or gender / orientation, they would be humiliated and brought before HR so fast their head would spin. The bigots had better wake up, bigotry is not well tolerated in the real world.
For the Human Rights Campaign, Diversity Is Not Enough
That title doesn’t make sense. It’s like saying, “For a swimming pool, water is not enough.”
But just what was so “hurtful”? It was the message of Mitchell’s client, Stand4Marriage DC, a citizens’ group formed to protect marriage as the union of one man and one woman, a principle that all history shows to be the ideal way to create and nurture the next generation. But Solmonese casts this noble proposition as a slur, claiming that Mitchell was really “discriminating against gays and lesbians wishing to marry.”
I try, really try, not to hate people but they make it so damn hard.
I’m tempted to give the whole thing a thorough Fisking but my cardiologist would be unhappy with me.
This attitude is just part of the American DNA. The pilgrims came over here to escape “religious persecution”—since the government tolerated sects other than theirs, they were being persecuted.
Indeed, Mr. Solmonese seems to claim some “right” to advocate absent any opposition — which is little more than demanding the power to oppress others with his views.
Gary also accused them of intimidation… that must’ve been some letter! Wait, it looks like they publish their own “pro-equality” ratings and downgraded F&L, and that they don’t consider them a “National Corporate Partner” anymore… ZOUNDS! As if this organization has a “right” to have an opinion and express and advocate its views in a way that in no way has any illegal or oppressive effect on anyone! The nerve!
I seriously can’t get over this: THE GUY WROTE A LETTER. You know you have gone off the deep end when you can pretend that is oppression.
the power to oppress others with his views
Having views is oppressive? HA HA I’m oppressing you all with my opinions! AND YOU CAN’T STOP ME!!
Nor will praise for diversity, followed by a demand that your opponents lie down and surrender their defenses
And after you lie down, please pin your arms behind your back and lift your ankles over your head.
Reminds you of when “I shall write a very strongly-worded letter to The Times!” was a serious threat.
maybe it would dawn on him that since those practicing homosexual behavior in America represent perhaps 1.4 percent of our population, his characterization of those who support marriage as the union of a man and a woman as “unpopular clients” will strike most folks as silly.
OK, let’s see how much FAIL he packed into that small space:
1) All of us straight persons are opposed to gay marriage. Thanks a lot, you bigoted fucker, for implicitly claiming I agree with you because I happen to have been born straight. (I guess it could be worse; he could be trying to practice his deeply-repressed homosexuality on me when I’m just relieving myself in the privacy of the local pub’s Men’s room stall.)
2) The phrase “unpopular clients” refers to the legal profession’s moral obligation to stand up for the rights of all citizens. No one is requiring Ms. Bigot, Esq., to represent persons she does not like, even though she may be obligated to do so. We’re complaining that she’s putting her professional skills to work hurting innocent persons. Just as we engineers are not supposed to build extermination camps, and doctors are not to perform experiments on children, lawyers are not supposed to abuse their profession to hurt innocent persons.
(Of course, if the firm in question had asked her to perform pro bono work on behalf of oppressed gay clients in a bigoted place, American Stinker would be caterwauling about how horribly she was being harmed.)
Shorter shorter: I WANNA BEAT UP THOSE OUT GAYZ CAUSE IM JELUS!!1!
I’m oppressing you all with my opinions! AND YOU CAN’T STOP ME!!
See the violence inherent in the system!
Having views is oppressive? HA HA I’m oppressing you all with my opinions! AND YOU CAN’T STOP ME!!
You call that oppression? Where’s my goddam letter?
ZOMG he conceded the validity of a possible objection?? Wadda fork-tongued two-faced weasel.
Oh, and that guy in the picture is just so totally not gay AT ALL that just looking at him butches me up so much I wanna go do some fag-bashin’. Who’s with me?
Indeed, Mr. Solmonese seems to claim some “right” to advocate absent any opposition
Indeed, Gary seems to claim writing a letter expressing disagreement is horribly oppressive. Publishing it on the internuts, not so much.
Oh, and that guy in the picture is just so totally not gay
He’s got my gay-dar spinning so fast I’m using it for a fan in my office.
Demonstrating the duplicitous nature of the HRC’s tactics even more clearly, Solmonese’s letter also admitted that he and others “fully recognize that the legal profession has the duty to represent unpopular clients and take on controversial cases.”
The letter goes on to point out that working as a lobbyist for an unpopular client is not really part of that legal duty.
What you need at the widget factory is a vocal Anti-Widgeter.
Of course, McCaleb would never oppress anyone with oppressive letter-writing.
I’m oppressing you all with my words and there’s nothing you can do about it!!
Is 25 comments too soon to go completely off-topic? The next time some creationist nimrod tell you “Something can’t come from nothing!” You can say “Wrong-O, Buzzard Breath!” The quantum vacuum ISREAL!
I’ve seen plenty of threads go o/t on the first comment, T.V.R.B.o.K.
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No you haven’t.
Checkmate, creationists.
You know, there’s never a checkmate for “God did it.”
The shopworn oppression here is destroying the fabric of society.
I dunno, “that which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence” comes pretty close.
Mister McGravitas is being contrary.
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The next time some creationist nimrod tell you “Something can’t come from nothing!”
Yes, that’s how we know that God had a well-stocked kitchen. The turtles left the ingredients for him.
Am not!
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this and this opresses thee.
He’s only jealous because his Dad’s 10^-40 times as strong as me.
Intolerant liberals justifying their intolerance. Just don’t post here to remind them of it.
My name is Opressiondias, King of Kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!
Take a look at google.co.uk – awesome.
Shelley? Really, fucking Shelley?!?! Had to have been a major fag, I mean really.
Intolerant liberals justifying their intolerance. Just don’t post here to remind them of it.
Dennis goes out of his way to get oppressed by us big, bad liberals. The Daddy Complex is strong in this one.
That’s two fags so far!
Did Hemingway write poetry?
Dennis, you say anything and we’ll slit your throat.
Signed
The tolerant ones.
Dennis, you say anything and we’ll slit your throat.
Dennis likes to fantasize about how a liberal might someday touch him.
Dennis, show us on this doll where the Liberal touched you…
Someone seems to have neglected to tell that to the lawyers.
See: Yoo, John et al.
I recall the day I had to cosign this because I was interrupted while attaching heads to pikes. The life of a hippie is ungroovy at times.
That was said here to resounding applause, tensor. Libs can justify intolerance like no other.
I actually don’t so much mind “God did it.” Fine. God did it. Makes as much sense as anything when you get to the fringes of human knowledge. My problem is with the willful ignorance and contrariness as to the observable facts of what, exactly, it is that God has done and how it has been done.
No. you stupid fuck. Jesus did not ride a fucking dinosaur.
Libs can justify intolerance like no other.
Hey, McCaleb! Dennis is calling you a liberal! How do you like that, huh?
POOOOOOOOPY PARRRRTAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
Another poo in the hot tub. *sigh* I just wanted to RELAX.
Dennis, you say anything and we’ll slit your throat.
Is long pork halal?
There are none so blind as those who will not see. Suck on that proof, lib.
Oh. And just because you’re too stupid or lazy to understand some basic mechanisms of how the world is put together doesn’t make them unknowable mysteries that only the Divine are party to. It also doesn’t give you the right to burn those who do understand them as witches.
Sorry.
Why? Is the Ho Muslin?
There’s a joke in there somewhere, I promise.
Ah, Caddyshack.
Hogeye, can’t you just accept on faith that friendship is magic?
Sadlies: Our intolerance is the good kind because shut up that’s why.
Why is Dennis so intolerant of our desire to slit his throat?
I fuckin’ hate those people of color who hate racists. INTOLERANT!
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101225094727AAwyWZB
Pinkie Pie>Rarity>Shutterfly>Twilight Sparkle>Rainbow Dash>Applejack
End. Of. Discussion.
It’s rude is what it is.
S’matter, denbob? Your mama working late so you hafta come here for the abuse you crave?
It’s rude is what it is.
I know. It’s as if he refuses to see that our point of view is as legitimate as any other. Why is he oppressing us?
No offense, Spear, but you’re coming off kind of intolerant of Applejack.
Also: Pinkie Pie? Rilly?
Our intolerance is the good kind because
shut up that’s whyit does not prevent those fabulous gay weddings!!FIFD.
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101225094727AAwyWZB
Well thanks but there is no credible answer there. THIS IS IMPORTANT FOLKS, DENNIS MUST RECEIVE THE APPROPRIATE INCANTATION WHEN WE SLIT HIS THROAT.
I am intolerant of bronies. Kill them all, I would. They fucking deserve it at least as much as does denbob.
Applejack is just sort of there. I don’t hate her by any means, but I can’t relate to her at all.
Pinkie Pie is clearly the most entertaining aspect of the show. She never fails to make me laugh out loud.
Can’t we just say “abra-abra-cadabra/
I wanna reach out and slit your throat”?
Sorry. I was just trying to steer the conversation away from Dennis. He bores me.
When did he get unbanned, anyway?
OK, now I’m actually wanting to watch this show.
He’s not unbanned. He just keeps gettin’ under the troll bridge. Or over it. Or whatever.
DENNIS MUST RECEIVE THE APPROPRIATE INCANTATION WHEN WE SLIT HIS THROAT.
Imperator of Portland, please stop pretending that Dennis can have
nutritionalvalue.You librul perverts and your pony shows. I feel intolerated by it all! Damn you, bronies!
I don’t want to slit Dennis’ throat. I want to sink my fangs into his neck and feast on his precious blood like the vampire I am! Hahahahaha!
Eh, I’m just kidding. I bet his blood is as shopworn as his posts are.
As far as I remember it isn’t explicitly forbidden, unless perhaps Dennis has fangs or something. Dennis may be haraam in some circumstances and halal in others, like if you’re really really hungry and the game’s on so you can’t leave.
Relevant (to thread topic)
Barely relevant.
I hear you’ve been having trouble with pigs and ponies.
Barely relevant.
Is that Breitbart checking her out?
Is that Breitbart checking her out?
Oh God; I hope not (*shudder*).
I actually don’t so much mind “God did it.” Fine. God did it. Makes as much sense as anything when you get to the fringes of human knowledge. My problem is with the willful ignorance and contrariness as to the observable facts of what, exactly, it is that God has done and how it has been done.
This. This. This.
I don’t mind people who ascribe the way the universe works to a supreme being somewhere. But if you claim that the universe doesn’t work in a way that it plainly does, hell, you’re not just offending common sense, you’re kind of pissing all over God’s work too. After all, it’s his creation. Gay people, evolution, the Big Bang, all God’s work.
Completely OT: This would actually sound pretty cool if the lyrics weren’t so fucking awful.
Okay, fine. Rainicorns for everyone .
Gay people, evolution, the Big Bang, all God’s work.
No, no, no! Teh liberal communist islamohomostatist konspriacy done created those gayz!! (Just ask Dennis and McCaleb, once they emerge from stall 3 on the fourth floor Men’s room.)
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Get that man an internet.
I kept listening BECAUSE of the lyrics. This is a Shatneresque performance.
Well, if you’re going to put it that way, I may develop a new appreciation for it.
“Okay, fine. Rainicorns for everyone .”
I have nothing snarky to say. That was very sweet. I accept your rainicorn and pay one forward.
Still doesn’t sound as good as Dee Dee King.
No, no, no! Teh liberal communist islamohomostatist konspriacy done created those gayz!!
All right , which of you TOLD that I turn men gay?
Yikes. *yanks collar* I think the comically large cane just go yoinked me off stage.
Hey, look at that tumbleweed!
Help me!
I need instructions for making stuffing and gravy!
All right , which of you TOLD that I turn men gay?
I’m just pretending to be gay in the hope that you’ll take off your shirt in front of me….
I’ve said too much. Again.
See the last thread, tsam. If you need details, merely ask and I will help. But not right now – Bagoas is demanding his evening walkies.
I’m just pretending to be gay in the hope that you’ll take off your shirt in front of me….
You BASTARD! *slap, passionate kiss*. And that is how tsam and I act out every “romantic” “comedy” of the last 15 years. *bows*
GUHHHH?
You BASTARD! *slap, passionate kiss*
LET’S DO IT AGAIN!
I watched my mom make stuffing a couple of times–I have croutons, oysters, giblets, onions and a whole cupboard full of unopened spices. Chicken stock too. I know that has to go in there. And an egg? Don’t you just mush all that motherfucking shit together and start stuffing?
Also, yes, it IS called stuffing. Dressing is what girls do to their fucking girly barbies.
I was supposed to get french bread and rip it into small chunks and let it dry for a couple of weeks, but I forgot. So I got lousy bagged croutons.
I haven’t a clue how to make gravy, other than opening that packet and whisking in water…
Again, I’ve said too much.
Fluttershy is best pony.
I wish I could throw a bucket of diahrrea on bill o’reilly.
I wish I could throw a bucket of diahrrea on bill o’reilly.
Message forwarded to the Make-a-Wish Foundation.
Google News tells me “FBI arrests 7 in Amish haircut attacks in Ohio” and the first thing I think is what a great band name “Amish Haircut Attack” would be.
You liberals should get down on your knees and thank the large corporations you hate for everything you have instead of villainfying them, but no.
You just want more free money from the government.
It’s not free, it’s mine. I earned it and you spend it on forced gay sex education to preschoolers and lazy people.
No wonder we will crush you hippys in the parks.
Google News tells me “FBI arrests 7 in Amish haircut attacks in Ohio” and the first thing I think is what a great band name “Amish Haircut Attack” would be.
If there isn’t a “Headlines that should be Band Names” website by now, I’m gonna have to seriously question the power of the Internet.
You liberals should get down on your knees and thank the large corporations you hate for everything you have instead of villainfying them, but no.
It’s always about someone being on their knees…
SOMEbody needs an Amish haircut attack. And a hug, if it’s not too villainfying.
You liberals should get down on your knees and thank the large corporations you hate for everything you have instead of villainfrying them, but no.
The villainfrying thread was yesterday.
Lemme see…I’ll bet 99% of my left nut that “1% and proud” is one of those top 30%ers who think they’re in the top 1%.
Pupienus said,
November 23, 2011 at 23:49
I try, really try, not to hate people but they make it so damn hard.
Pup, they started it.
OK tsam my friend, first things first – iz u frying that fowl beast or roastifying the bitch? That bag of croutons – ’bout the size of a medium large potato chip bag? Plain, I hope, but if you stoopidly bought the pre-seasoned crap that’s okay, well make it edible. Somehow.
I just don’t get these cooking instructions. Is this right?
One more thing – the oysters fresh or in a tub?
ha thats the first time ive ever seen goatse! Turkey no less!!@~!!!
Not relevant.
Sorry. I seem to be in a mood tonight.
dennis, you have to offer employment to a gay disabled multiracial whale and then we won’t slit your throat.
I
earneddone stole it and you spend it on forced gay sex education to preschoolers and lazy people.Because preschoolers* and lazy people** are always looking for teh sexx.
* cf. Coach Sandusky
** TeaBaggers! OW MY EYES!!1!
I watched my mom make stuffing a couple of times
Tommy, can you hear me?
It’s true, once I discovered I could buy Richart with food stamps I decided to Occupy a preschool and force halal vegan gaybortions down their tiny throats. Or I would if it didn’t take too much effort.
I am in love.
Oh hell, let’s see…. Ok, fouund one that looks like a good starting point, I’ll make it right.
butter
1 cup celery, finely chopped – if you can have some of those tender leaves from the inner stalks, add them, great flavor there
2 cups onions, chopped
1/4-1/2 cup fresh parsley, minced
1 tablespoon sage, minced OR if all you have is dried, crush one heaping teaspoonful between your fingers into the mix
1 tablespoon thyme, minced OR same as above for sage
3/4 teaspoon salt1/2 teaspoon black pepper, ground
1/4 teaspoon nutmeg, freshly grated
1/8 teaspoon clove, ground
1 cup chicken stock
one or two eggs
Whoah! They missed the bacon! Couple strips bacon, sliced crossways in 1/4 inch strips. Put the bacon in a skillet and cook on medium-high until browned and crisp. Plop about four tablespoons butter in the pan, add the onions and celery and reduce heat tomedium. Cook, stirring often until the onions are soft and translucent – prolly five minutes or thereabouts. Add the herbs and spices, any oyster liquor you have, plus the stock and a splash of port or madeira if you have it. Hmm, sweet vermouth might work too. Also. So bring that shit to the boil then simmer for about five minutes. Remove from heat and dump it into a large bowl. Let it marry and cool for 10 or 15. Taste and correct seasoning – if you used unsalted butter and low sodium broth you might need to add salt. Otherwise, it’s probably too fucking salty and you should just kill yourself*. Chop the oysters roughly** Stir in the bread crumbs, oysters and the beaten egg.
Bob’s yer fucking pedophile uncle, ya got yer stuffing, bitch.
*Obligatory eliminationist rhetoric (and FY Chrome, eliminationist is so a word)
** It sure sounds like it could be a VsomethingR but it was not intended to be such
A spoonful of honey helps the halal vegan gaybortion go down. Although if you believe the MRAs, little kids will go down for candy.
Tsam – when I make turkey gravy I drain the juices into a big cast iron skillet and start heating it up then whisk in flour until very thick. Add water, cooked and chopped giblets, salt and pepper and poultry seasoning to taste then simmer until it thickens. The key is to add the flour to the drippings and get it smooth before you add any water. I like to save a cup of the water from boiling the potatoes for the gravy.
Forgot to mention a dash of Kitchen Bouquet.
fine tsam, I didn’t want to help anyway. Cunt.
Lordy, the (few) comments are solid gold:
Not sure what Superman’s dead homeworld has to do with this, but other than that …busted!
If there’s one thing libs are infamous for, it’s the monolithic cultural & philosophical unity they always display. Not to mention Teh Bisexual Pot-Smoking Vegan’s Burden: keeping the helpless long-suffering whites under our hobnailed Birkenstocks.
This is true! See, there’s this wacky concept called “Progress,” & it effectively keeps moving the goalposts ever-forward toward an ideal society, while also subtly altering the characteristics of said society. Disagree? STRONGLY disagree? No biggie – feel free to crawl up your own ass & die, with my sincere blessings. But if you want to “turn back the clock,” be ready for a fucking world of pain … a lot of people suffered & died to get us this far, & nobody today wants to re-fight battles that were won before they were even born.
Whoa, duuuuuuuuuuuuude! That is SO HEAVY.
So is “analogy” … & the one that comes to mind here is trying to get your pet gerbil to do your algebra homework.
This would actually sound pretty cool if the lyrics weren’t so fucking awful.
No. Just … NO. That makes Anthrax teaming up with Public Enemy look like a great idea. The Lars & Jim-Bob Travelling Pose-A-Thon should’ve packed it in a very long time ago, & that pile of POOP is the horrible proof.
OK tsam my friend, first things first – iz u frying that fowl beast or roastifying the bitch?
Roasticulating, sistah!
That bag of croutons – ’bout the size of a medium large potato chip bag? Plain, I hope, but if you stoopidly bought the pre-seasoned crap that’s okay, well make it edible. Somehow.
Yes, and yes.
fine tsam, I didn’t want to help anyway. Cunt.
I’m here I’m here.
That recipe above sounds fantastic. I’m GOING with it.
Thank you very very much!
You liberals should get down on your knees and thank the large corporations you hate for everything you have
… including the one I worked for until I refused to steal for them? Whose “ethics” department was to catch whistleblowers before th company had to give the DoJ another $1.7B? Haaaa… go fuck yourself.
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Think about this: Today I looked up the definition of “diversity” on the Merriam-Webster web site. An antonym of diversity is “community”.
Liberalism destroyed by one ambiguous distinction that completely misses the point of the argument. Well done, wingnut. Well done. Guess I better start hating on teh gheys now–wouldn’t want any of them in my “community”.
This dude seriously needs to go eat a bowl of fuck.
You liberals should get down on your knees and thank the large corporations you hate for everything you have
Germans should have thanked Hitler for building all that infrastructure and creating all of those manufacturing jobs.
Building an unprecedented war machine is economic development, essentially.
This is the most excellentest reason for America taking over the security of the world. This subsidy is hard to free-trade away.
I hear you’ve been having trouble with pigs and ponies.
Auntie just needed to pipe up and point out that some of do get the Lumpy Gravy reference, sweetie!
Assclowns of the Week #89: Occupy the Catbird Seat/Thanksgiving edition is now up.
On the spit this week:
El Rushbo
UC Davis thugs
Mayor Bloomberg and the NYPD
Newt Gingrich (twice)
NASCAR and much, much more!
Happy Turkey Day, all.
When you fuck the mangos, you get mango chutney!
The gays don’t just shut up when you throw them some tokenism?
INCONCEIVABLE!
Seriously, he’s whining that hiring a few gays to do low level tasks didn’t get the law firm a blank check from gay rights organizations.
MY GOD! Truly history’s greatest monster! How dare he notice that one of the firms lawyers was working as a registered lobbyist. Why the right never ever notes when a lawyer or judge has connections no matter how nebulous to liberal leaning groups, even if it’s just the ACLU (which defends anyone) or the “connection” is rejecting a wingnut argument on its “merits”!
But how anyone could ever DARE to notice when a wingnut lawyer is working for the main group working against their basic livelihood and PUBLICLY COMMENT on it is just…there are no words for that level of perfidy! What’s next, noting when legislators vote against gay rights and arguing that they should be replaced through legal democratic processes?!? Maybe stern disapproving looks?!?!?
IS THERE NO END TO THE MADNESS?!?
the one diversity that is Krypton to libs
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Not sure what Superman’s dead homeworld has to do with this
It’s more that libs use Diversity in fluorescent tubes and high-powered lasers.
If I recall correctly, this “defense of one man/one woman marriage” like nearly all wingnut “defenses of principle” was just a giant rehashing of general slurs against gay people includng a bunch of recycled Scott Lively horseshit, the standard lines about how gay families are worse for kids that ignore all real studies, and otherwise arguing about how their supposed “sickness” made them unfit for marriage.
But leaving all that aside and the fact that a wingnut has yet been able to “testify on behalf of heterosexual marriage” without bringing in a bunch of bigotry and religious nonsense with little to no connection to reality, we get this.
A) If all she did was give legal advice to scum as her job, that would in itself justify the letter even if Solomenese understood that wasn’t something a lawyer could necessarily help. That’s also part of the lawyer duties, taking shit for sticking up for the legal process.
B) She didn’t just represent them, she worked as a lobbyist, i.e. employee of the political organization. That’s, as the letter noted, beyond the scope of simply representation.
C) I’ll note that none of these objections were even raised by the fucker. The first thing he ran to, was “but but but we were defending marriage, how dare you call it “hurtful” even though we called you demon-spawn cocksuckers who deserved to burn in hell atop all the children you molest”.
D) Does he even understand what political organization means? Cause writing letters chiding their opponents is what everyone does whether they have a legitimate beef with the horseshit of their opponents or they are the conservative side bitching about nothing. Hey, like this, whining about how the liberals sharing their opinion is the real hateful messaging. How dare they slur us by calling our deliberately inflammatory rhetoric designed to short-circuit the thinking of the dumber representatives “hurtful”.
Seriously, it’s like the parodies of bullying you get in cartoons where the kid goes “hey, stop punching me, it’s hurtful” and the bullies get in a circle and agonize about how they never meant to do something “hurtful” when they were pummeling kids smaller than them.
Yeah, how dare you in the past praise a token action on behalf of a large law firm and criticize a new more modern action with new information. That’s hypocrisy!
I must admit, seeing wingnuts struggle to understand what hypocrisy means so they can fling it back at liberals is always good for a laugh!
Durr, not changing our opinion no matter what information presents itself is how we live life, so not doing that, that’s hypocrisy right?
For what? A lawyer from the firm worked as an employee for an organization working against the basic rights of the group they are advocating rights for. An organization, I’ll note, that has repeatedly broken numerous state laws for refusing to disclose donors and which has recycled arguments, employees, and so on from official hate groups. And the Gay Rights group wrote a letter criticizing it. There’s plenty of tolerance and understanding and the full letter actually is basically explaining specific sources of disagreement and schism despite other areas of respect and recognition.
If it got any more weak it’d be an UN non-binding resolution.
Also, I love the wingnut habit of only quoting other wingnuts even when they are talking about a specific object that they could just as easily link to. It’s almost like they don’t want any of their readers to actually look at the piece itself. Compare that to most liberal takedowns of conservative horseshit that link it straight up so the commenters can go there and rip it apart themselves mango-style.
META-MANGOS!
hi everybody! i’m back from the middle of freaking nowhere! that actually makes me kinda sad…virtually cut-off from civilization is at times very blissful…
Public Relations War! Why that’s almost like a real war! Or you know the actual targeted harassment, murder, beating, and general dismissal of their created families that gay people face. Also, again, I love the second failure to understand hypocrisy.
Especially since he quoted their problem in the sole part of the letter he used to demonstrate “liberal perfidy”. That the lawyer’s duties and volunteered aid exceeded that normally given to clients and was consistent with her role as a full lobbyist which denotes support for the mission and alignment of her firm with the organization in question.
I won’t even get into IT’S ALWAYS PROJECTION! Because it’s all projection. For all the blather of how it’s improper to “demonize by association”, that’s been the right’s main tactic for a long time including smearing any judge who rules against them as “being a paid stooge of the X lobby” and working tirelessly to unseat them in order to scare judges out of following the law as written and kowtowing to the terrorist organization full of crazies.
But I digress.
Why it’s almost like there’s some percentage of the population without a direct stake in the situation who recognize that the use of the majority to deny a minority group basic rights and equality is wrong or something.
And almost like Solmonese was referencing the fact that said group of people who recognize the wrongness of that were outnumbering the group who wanted to fly their bigot flag high. Hence why you wrote an entire post trying to pretend like mild rebuke was the same as demon tentacle rape instead of just writing “but dem faggits is bad” like you wanted to.
Hell, it’s why you’ve been hiding behind the euphemism of “traditional marriage” for at least 10 years. Because out and out bigotry is no longer supported.
Also, seriously, he’s arguing that gays are few so…what? They don’t count, their rights are meaningless if enough people just hate them? Huh, wonder why your arguments have been laughed out of courthouses and otherwise ended up as bigoted junk.
But but but judge, they are only a handful of the population and besides they right nasty letters to oppress us!
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Never mind.
IT’S ALWAYS PROJECTION!
I was going to let that tag slide. Just focus on the little takedowns, but no, you need to drop that massive load of projection and creamed corn all over the Thanksgiving table. Yes, the group using their first amendment rights to express their disappointment with an organization they were previously partnered with is “silencing the opposition” and the whining about how the other side is daring to use their first amendment rights is the one totally not “claiming the right to advocate absent opposition”.
Fuck, your whole thing has been a whine that your ally lobbying and expressing the views of their hate-filled clients was fisked and examined and responded to instead of just letting it hang as the last word. The projection, captain, it’s visible from Neptune!
Common use definitions of words? Fuck that, I’m a skeevy wingnut lawyer. DIversity now means shut up hippie about discrimination and praise exclusionary unions!
Seriously, though, diversity is one man one woman marriage? That’s not even an argument by wingnut standards. I know you are just a flak for one of the wingnut welfare programs to flood the justice system with idiots, but seriously, could you at least try?
In conclusion, it’s a pretty standard flak piece for wingnut sides of any argument. Act like total dicks, get response, act like response is Hitler Times 20 and is robbing your free-speech while arguing that your arguments should be protected from criticism or response.
Copy, paste, publish.
Yeah, no shit, an ADF flunky wrote this tired sloppy piece. My word, a recognized Hate Group objects to gay people trying to note when their fellow ally is helping the Evil Empire? You don’t say!
What I notice most though is that it is so over-the-top and boilerplate at the same time. They are bitching about a letter…a fucking letter and doing so like they hit find-and-replace on the “bitch about HRC” form. I think the smart goons are realizing the anti-gay money is drying out like a motherfucker and the social support for being an anti-gay bigot is disappearing faster than David Copperfield’s career and are trying to ease their way out the door leaving the true believers and other accumulated suckers footing the bill.
Especially since for a find-and-replace, this was still subpar with no actual arguments other than, but but actual using your first amendment rights is unseemly.
All I can say is, I hope you all stay in that boat and rot together, forever remembered like Anita Bryant and George Wallace as history’s losers.
It’s far more than you deserve.
Hmm, only 6 comments, well, let me see the tigers.
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Holy fuckballs.
Where to begin?
Okay, they don’t know what diversity means, other than they agin it and it is responsible for every minor grievance they have ever had in their lives. Diversity made men on television buffoons, Diversity is the reason we ignore the massive black on white crimes that they know are occurring but the media cover up, Diversity is the reason that raping their secretary is now called sexual harassment, Diversity forces me to pray to Mecca!
I don’t know where to begin. I don’t know if I should begin. Okay, one mango from each of the tigers and then I flee.
Tiger 1:
…Hoo boy. There’s just so much packed into even this mango. Um, diversity promotes “separatism”, right, yeah, wanting to be included in the organizations trying to keep them out is nothing but demanding “separatism” and keeping people apart. Why if this was in the comments of say, “gays keep out of our marriage” argument, this would be really ironic and make this guy look like a tool.
I also love the wingnut means of understanding complex issues. I looked in the dictionary for the definition of “diversity” or “racism” and picked the first definition that supported what I wanted to believe or would make the other side look silly.
Why did I waste all that time writing a thesis paper on Mitochondria and aging, when I could have down two dictionary searches, hit print and saved myself months of writing and research?
Also, that “antonym” thing?
Here’s the full list of antonyms:
alikeness, analogousness, analogy, community, likeness, resemblance, sameness, similarity
Mirriam-Webster divides them per definition of a word. So if a word has multiple definitions, you get separate lists. I think you know where this is going.
Yeah, he used the wrong definition going with “the quality or state of being different ” instead of “the quality or state of being composed of many different elements or types “.
I’ll however note that the “community” that goes as antonym with the correct one would be the one used in the following sentence and probably is the one he is most thinking of anyways:
“The Gated Community fought hard to resist the diversity of its first out gay family”.
Tiger 2:
And we can stop right there.
He goes on to bitch about, you guessed it, dictionary definitions of diversity as if it wasn’t a commonly understood term that any actual human not living in a segregationist paradise would recognize instantly and again missing the point. I promised only one mango, but this later line is too perfect to pass up.
Not being white means you ain’t human and if you think you’re different than you are an idiot, because how could you not be human, which means white. I read dictionaries, I iz smart, you all idiots and propagandists trying to confuse me with brain words.
Tiger 3:
Yeah, they say they want the same legal treatment as straight couples, but really they want the right to force me to watch their lithe squirming bodies, hot oil in the sun as their masculine bodies strain and writhe with the passion of their thrusts, firm buttocks, fine chiseled abs, oh why was I born so homely. No, think of Jesus, sexy shirtless Jesus on the St. Andrews Cross. Oh, whip me Daddy Jesus for my naughty naughty thoughts.
Also, IT’S ALWAYS PROJECTION. Yes, leftists are the ones who “never stop demanding bullshit when given an inch” and throw a tantrum if they don’t get their way. Did you have to look into a mirror to gain all that insight into the “liberal mind”?
Tiger 4:
Okay, this one I’m doing in Mangolettes.
A “gay rights organization” advocating solely for gay rights?!? INCONCEIVABLE!
I am a machine that can only repeat wingnut talking points. Cadillac Welfare Moms, Young Bucks with T-bone steaks, special rights, dirty hippies, it’s a condiment, essentially!
Actually, that’s unfair, every comment is that. From every wingnut blog ever written in at least the last 10 years.
Um, the gay mafia does not exist, the HRC did not shakedown protection money from these people, they recognized companies with comprehensive non-discriminatory policies and who seemed to actually have out gay employees on staff or otherwise seemed to support gay rights.
And since Rule 1 is IT’S ALWAYS PROJECTION, I’m now wondering about how anti-gay groups run fundraisers.
Yeah, you better donate or Ima tell all your clients you a faggot. Oops, did I knock over your mother’s ashes? Better add another zero to that check.
Tiger 5:
You thought I was kidding before, didn’t you? Shame on you.
Tiger 6:
IT’S ALWAYS PROJECTION! redux. Honestly, this one pisses me off the most and not just because “diversity of thought” is the big code word they invented to make a mockery of diversity programs and try and argue that being an illiterate and anti-reality bigot was a “protected class” that needed to be given free positions in colleges to counter “liberal biases” of acknowledging reality. Though that is a big part of it.
But it’s the sheer balls on that argument that this comment makes so blindingly clear.
There is no group more internally argumentative and inquisitive on the planet than liberals. You get two liberals in a room together and it’s merely a matter of time before they are having an argument or strong disagreement. I went to a birthday bash with a friend I largely agree with on politics and we still got into a mild disagreement on tactics on an issue we both strongly support.
It’s the flipside of being the anti-authoritarians, of actually supporting diversity of thought, of real thought, not simply pretending every issue has “two sides” and reality must stand politely aside as “both sides” divide themselves. And it’s part of the search for truth.
And it’s used to support people in universities, which is all about the internal debate to discover truth, who simply want to shove the authoritarian line down everyone’s throat regardless of reality and who really want to suppress the diversity of thought in our society in favor of the type of unthinking drones who post this kind of illiterate horseshit on American Stinker websites.
And yeah, that’s what all these tigers were, a bunch of zombies spewing out the same old horseshit, a complete lack of ability to think their way out of a wet paper bag, and of course the projection, the massive fucking PROJECTION.
And that’s really all that can be said about this whole sack of shit. These rotten mangos and tiger pelts can sink to the sea floor, never to be seen again.
Mango trip over.
Everyone can now come out of hiding again.
It’s so lonely here.
You just want more free money from the government.
It’s not free, it’s mine. I earned it and you spend it on forced gay sex education to preschoolers and lazy people.
You’re the government now?
That sort of privileged entitled belief that you own everything might just very well be the sort of thing that people protest in the streets, say by occupying major centers of commerce and the centers of major cities until their message was heard.
But now I’m just idly thinking while I wait for my check to clear for the forced anal rape of more pre-schoolers. I know, it’s a bad habit, but you know how it is when you vote for Democrats. It starts with social justice and ends with spending your entire paycheck on watching kids get raped by comprehensive sex education.
If only you had warned me before I got hooked, then you really could have made a difference.
I am Sadly No, apparently. It’s almost like everyone else is busy preparing for a major holiday tomorrow or something.
Chill, my sister, chill.
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But now I’m just idly thinking while I wait for my check to clear for the forced anal rape of more pre-schoolers.
You’re a Penn State alumna?
Hi, Cereberus. I just got back from the grocery store. It’s just me and the mate having ham and pies and such tomorrow. Our families are far, far away. Am wondering what time it is in sadlyno land.
It’s always surreal time in sadlyno land.
Surrealism is not my cup of fur.
Cheesus, is Cerberus something akin to the deep-blue chess program, conservatively tailored to thwart libby commenters with copious and seemingly simpatico, yet subversive input? Or is it simply a considerably smarter entity than I, but with even more time on its hands?
(Dronk comment, pls disregard)
Surrealism is not my cup of fur.
Stop the presses!
Enraged Bull Limpet-
The human is on to us, engage kill program immediately.
Pretty major tell that Big Homophobe* always goes for referenda & ballot initiatives (where good upstanding wholesome Born Again, Salt Of The Earth, Family Values “low information voters” – you know, dipshits – can be warned of the looming plague of Queer Army recruiters donning their leather chaps & strap-ons AT THIS VERY MOMENT, eagerly awaiting the order from SOROS HQ to descend on little Bobby & Betty right in the middle of Social Studies class with anal beads & duct-taped hamsters ablaze), while perennially pearl-clutching for dear life as to the dire menace of “Activist Judges” (which is shorthand for “Yeah, if it comes down to having any actual facts to justify our position, let alone trying to defend it under oath, we are so totally boned we may as well all just change our last names to Salmon”).
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* The moment I typed this it struck me: homophobia truly is BIG MONEY for the scum that keep selling it across Teh Increasingly Fruited Plains … we’re probably talking into the hundreds of millions per annum at least. So it’s little wonder that a group that lauds lgbt-friendly businesses &/or organizations would be particularly despised: they’re using the power of the pocketbook, & that approach is nearly always a winner.
A Korean Fillibuster, essentially.
Hi gang.
Although I lived in NYC for many years, I never went to the Macy’s parade, not because it’s hokey, I can dig hokey, but because they have it at some ungodly hour of the morning. But one year when I was doing the bike messenger bit, I happened to be riding down Central Park West late one Thanksgiving Evening, when what to my wondering eyes should appear, but all the balloons for the parade being inflated on the streets next to the museum. Snoopy, Woody W., Ronald McD, etc, etc, all sort of half blown up and some in some really obscene poses. Nobody was around except the crew and a few locals. It was too cool! In a few more years it got to be a big thing and big crowds would come watch, but for a couple of years I had it pretty much to myself. A little chemical enhancement never hurt either.
Then for awhile I lived in Hoboken, which is right across the Hudson, and on the north end of town, right by the Lincoln Tunnel, are the warehouses where they build and store the floats for the parade. Well, the same thing happens there……people come to watch while they drag ’em out, line ’em up, and drive ’em away. The last one to come out is always Santa’s sleigh, and everybody would cheer………………you could get right up close to the floats while they were waiting to go, and if nobody was looking you could even get up on them and your friends could take your picture.
I didn’t have any family in NY, and seldom got to go to any big Thanksgiving gatherings, but there were compensations……………………….
/Garrison Keillor>
Happy Turkey Day Sadlies!!
If you hate the corporations and the wealth we create for you, liberals, you are welcome to live in mud cities in the name of tolerance while we move on to the stars with high technology and hard work.
Going Galt, yeah. We are leaving you worms behind.
Where is your free ride gonna come from now?
Happy Thanksgiving US friends! tsam, I hope your stuffing and gravy turn out.
Oh, GARSH. How’s about a little reality omelet for breffus? OK, here’s the deal: those smarty-types making neat things like iPods? Yeeeeeeeeeeeah, probably liberals. Also, all the people making art, music, film, pretty much all things of beauty? Things that make your heart sing? (And some of them getting pretty rich doing it, too, fucknut!) Pretty much ALL LIBERALS. Guess what? Some liberals are rich. And guess what? It’s not the 1% you should worry about going Galt. It’s the 99%ers who make sure that you can lead your lives of douchedom that you should fret about going Galt. The 99% MAKE YOU POSSIBLE.
Also, please insert a turkey into your rectum, post-haste.
Oh how fun, a Thanksgiving turkey!
Yes please, leave for the paradise of free markets that is Somalia. All you need is a boat and an AK-47 and unlimited riches are yours for the taking.
Hey! Get your hand outta there!
The filth and squalor of Stockholm, when compared to the sublime beauty of Detroit, speak more eloquently than any words of the beneficial impact of economic stratification.
The sad part is that I think people like 1% enjoy Stockholm precisely because Detroit exists, kwim?
Indeed LC, those failed European states…
oh wait…
Jeffraham Prestonian: … including the one I worked for until I refused to steal for them? Whose “ethics” department was to catch whistleblowers before th company had to give the DoJ another $1.7B?
What, you used to work for Rick “Eraserhead” Scott’s
health careMedicare fraud outfit? My fellow Floridians elected him Governor, but only because Messrs. Dahmer, Manson and Gacy were indisposed and unable to run.Liberals don’t hate corporations, nor the wealth they create. Liberals hate the greedy, slimy CEOs and executives who are awarded multi-million-dollar bonuses while stripping their companies to the bare bones, moving jobs overseas, avoiding any and all taxes at all costs, lobbying both GOP and Democratic congressrats for any breaks and regulation cuts they can imagine, no matter what the cost to the consumer.
You fucking 1%-ers are in for a rude awakening, and it’s been decades in the coming.
On a lighter note, Happy Turkey Day to all the Naughts!
Sadlies: don’t ask us why we tolerate Obama’s intolerance to gay marriage
We’re not “hypocrite” hypocrites.
It’s a little early for me to be up! At least lemme get my coffee!
BTW, there appears to be some kind of Arrested Development marathon going on at IFC. Yay!
Jokes about there being an arrested development marathon going on in my brain will get you banned.
Is Obama’s ‘intolerance to gay marriage’ the reason why he doesn’t defend DOMA, Dennis from Richmond, VA?:
http://articles.cnn.com/2011-02-23/politics/obama.gay.marriage_1_jay-carney-obama-administration-justice-department?_s=PM:POLITICS
More recently:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/03/obama_n_993393.html
Spend some time with your family, Dennis, isn’t that what your late sister would’ve wanted, instead of miserably failing with your comments here today?
If there’s one thing libs are infamous for, it’s the monolithic cultural & philosophical unity they always display.
You just don’t know how often I hear that complaint about Occupy! Ok, it’s never, but you didn’t know until I told you.
Think about this: Today I looked up the definition of “diversity” on the Merriam-Webster web site. An antonym of diversity is “community”.
Yea verily, think ye also on this: today I looked up synonyms on thesaurus.com web site. A synonym of community is “commune.” Also “stomping ground” which sounds violent, so I’m guessing dude is a Stalinist.
you are welcome to live in mud cities in the name of tolerance while we move on to the stars with high technology and hard work.
Mud cities at least won’t vaporize you, and I find breathable air is rather a nice thing to have around. Anyway, no hard feelings Mr Galt, enjoy your life on a star!
Star!
I think the big companies that send money to these HRC folks in return for being labeled a “good guy” need to take a second and honest look at the HRC, and stop supporting attacks against traditional values.
Ooh, is he going to write them a letter and tell them that?!!!
Okay, catching up on mangoes while waiting for the family to get back from Thanksgiving morning mass…
The one diversity that is Krypton to libs is diversity of opinion. In their perfect world, skin color, gender, cultural dress, all the superficials must be wildly diverse in every institution regardless of those individuals’ qualifications, but everyone must hold the exact same leftist opinion or be shunned by the hive. “Diversity” is the code word for anti-white racism and leftist group think.
Obligatory pop culture reference to show that conservatives are hip, check – pop culture reference is in fact seventy years old, check.
But, really, that’s seriously not true. Compare the arguments people have on Sadly, No! or (much more so) Balloon Juice with the way every comment in PJMedia can be summed up as “Roger Simon Johnson is right: why do you think he’s right?” Compare the way progressives relate to Obama (took less than a year before the withering criticism from the “professional left” started up) with the complete absence of any criticism of Bush by the Gooper base until after 2008 (“he was a liberal all along! WE KNEW IT!!!”) Or, if you’re going to the extremes, compare the way the far left invariably splinters into a dozen different parties while the far right remains one party (BNP, BZO, FN) goose-stepping in lockstep to whatever the Fuhrer says.
Sorry. Differences of opinion are FAR better suited to the left than to the right, where they basically don’t exist (or if they do, are subsumed to the need to serve The Greater Movement).
Diversity is the reason why any woman can get any man fired for sexual harassment without showing so much as a shred of actual proof.
Yes, it’s true! It’s fucking IMPOSSIBLE for a man to survive an accusation of sexual harassment! Just ask Herman Cain!
There is no group more internally argumentative and inquisitive on the planet than liberals. You get two liberals in a room together and it’s merely a matter of time before they are having an argument or strong disagreement. I went to a birthday bash with a friend I largely agree with on politics and we still got into a mild disagreement on tactics on an issue we both strongly support.
It’s the flipside of being the anti-authoritarians, of actually supporting diversity of thought, of real thought, not simply pretending every issue has “two sides” and reality must stand politely aside as “both sides” divide themselves. And it’s part of the search for truth.
And it’s used to support people in universities, which is all about the internal debate to discover truth, who simply want to shove the authoritarian line down everyone’s throat regardless of reality and who really want to suppress the diversity of thought in our society in favor of the type of unthinking drones who post this kind of illiterate horseshit on American Stinker websites.
Fuck. I should’ve known you or someone else would’ve gotten this already… consider me ahem’d.
Shorter Kevin D. Williamson:
Liberals don’t hate corporations, nor the wealth they create.
Indeed.
But if they were to acknowledge that, their argument would fall apart and they’d no longer get to make their long-winded intellectual tirades against the evils of socialism and how silly people on the other side of the aisle just don’t understand [whatever]. So you can sort of forgive them for talking to the straw men, it’s much more up their alley.
Today I looked up the definition of “diversity” on the Merriam-Webster web site. An antonym of diversity is “community”.
this should be in scare quotes…well actually diversity is, but the whole thing should be…because obviously before *today* the antonym for diversity was something other than community…like it’s changed suddenly because of why?
Going Galt, yeah. We are leaving you worms behind.
Could you? Could you, please? Like, could you ACTUALLY do it already instead of just standing at the door like five-year-olds bellowing “MOMMY, if you don’t give me back my cookies, I’M GOING TO LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK!!!!” Because see, like Mommy, I’m perfectly aware that it’s an empty threat and that you have no intention of leaving all the creature comforts of your current position just to make a philosophical point, and unlike Mommy, I’d actually be thrilled if you did carry out your threat.
Going Galt? Oh NOES!!! Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, pretty please with a cherry on top DON’T throw us into that briar patch!
Where is your free ride gonna come from now?
certainly not to the black friday sales! really, that whole thing is so overwhelming to me that it makes me feel claustrophobic/appalled/angry all at the same time…yeah, corporations are awesome…i’m going to fund my own research project that says black friday really is the cause of the demise of the nuclear family…
BTW, there appears to be some kind of Arrested Development marathon going on at IFC. Yay!
yay, indeed! but sadly, the daughter wants to watch the parades…ehhh
And hubby wants to watch foosball. So, I guess we’re both SOL, huh?
The current American Idol champion forgot to time his lip-syncing properly during the Macy’s parade. This is good, but not as much fun as watching the cheerleaders and marching bands from warm-weather states trying to smile in NYC November weather.
The Thomas’ cranberry swirl SurrenderMonkeyToast™ is amazing for the second day in a row and coupled with perfectly cooked bacon makes for a absolutely lovely start of this Thanksgiving Day.
I hope that the rest of you have enjoyed such a providential start to yours.
Hugs and kisses to all…
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And hubby wants to watch foosball. So, I guess we’re both SOL, huh?
yeah…but soon we’ll mosey down the road to the in-laws where more rellies and a shit-ton of food await…the daughter and i just put her pumpkin dessert in the oven, so once that’s done, my next duty is to mash the spuds…because i make the most awesome ones in the family…btw, it’s not too early for a t-day cocktail, is it?
The current American Idol champion forgot to time his lip-syncing properly during the Macy’s parade.
heh…i do not know what channel we were watching, but all of a sudden the daughter says, ‘really, why call it a parade if all they are going to do is talk to celebrities?’ i am now sitting through the hell that is cmt’s countdown of some sort…
I hope that the rest of you have enjoyed such a providential start to yours.
cinnamon butter braid fresh from the oven…and lots of coffee…okay, blake shelton is singing ‘footloose’….gah! craptacular doesn’t begin to cover it! imma go help hubbkf unload the rest of the trailer…
but all of a sudden the daughter says, ‘really, why call it a parade if all they are going to do is talk to celebrities?’
Oh, there’s a real parade. There’s just no economic incentive for network TV to show it properly.
my next duty is to mash the spuds…because i make the most awesome ones in the family…btw, it’s not too early for a t-day cocktail, is it?
First of all good mashed taters are like ambrosia as far as I am corncerned and secondly as it is 11:11 I would say that it is certainly time for a t-day cocktail.
I think I’ll join you; I’ll be starting the post breakfast repast with a Cape cod if you don’t mind.
bbkf, hugs and kisses to you and yours, and Happy Thangdangtoodlio.
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Oh, there’s a real parade. There’s just no economic incentive for network TV to show it properly.
I can’t tell you how glad I am that I don’t have TV in my life. I hated the coverage of the Macy’s day 30 years ago, I cannot imagine to what level it has devolved.
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I can’t tell you how glad I am that I don’t have TV in my life. I hated the coverage of the Macy’s day 30 years ago, I cannot imagine to what level it has devolved.
I haven’t watched it straight through ever before, but Mini__B likes to dance to any music.
I hope that the rest of you have enjoyed such a providential start to yours.
A bowl of Muesli. I felt just fine about it until you started talking about your cranberry swirl surrender monkey toast. Thanks a lot pal.
Awwww. I love bebe-dancing.
My Toikey Day menu and obligatory Baby Bop (that’s what I call him now–keep up!) pics here.
bebe-dancing
Is that where the guy in the black hat fires a bebe gun at the feet of a newb to make him dance?
I haven’t watched it straight through ever before, but Mini__B likes to dance to any music.
I imagine if there was a mini_Barbarian, that I would be watching the show as well, though I sense and feel yer pain.
A bowl of Muesli. I felt just fine about it until you started talking about your cranberry swirl surrender monkey toast. Thanks a lot pal.
At least you didn’t mention my profligate breakage of the pre twelve drinking rule.
Milk or yogurt?
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No, it’s where the really short, chubby, drooly people attempt to dance by vaguely bounding up and down in place.
No, it’s where the really short, chubby, drooly people attempt to dance by vaguely bounding up and down in place.
Mini__B also waves his arms up and out, new-agey-like.
Commanding his tiny flock, no doubt.
Btw, I meant “bouncing”
If you hate the corporations and the wealth we create for you, liberals, you are welcome to live in mud cities in the name of tolerance while we move on to the stars with high technology and hard work.
Hee hee, you actually believe that rich people do any of the labour they steal from other people.
I hate to break it to you, sweetpuff, but five seconds into the “galt paradise” the 1% will be wondering why the food isn’t magically filling the refrigerator, which is now off and defrosting in their unlit mansion, which wouldn’t even exist in the first place, and wondering why they’re knowledge on how to short casino deals in the rigged game of the Stock Market didn’t somehow translate into all those “meaningless and easy jobs” that must be so because why else would poor people do it.
And I know it’s just a parody, but that space Galt idea sounds capital, puts me in mind of B-Ark.
When I think about it, mud cities will likely last a hell of a lot longer than a modern duct-tape and saran wrap suburban development. Between that and peak oil I’ll take the mud hut.
VS
Menu sounds fantastic. Makes me wish I wasn’t having traditional tday food.
Cute baby too
Did you come up with that charming euphemism all by yourself, or did Rush help?
When I think about it, mud cities will likely last a hell of a lot longer than a modern duct-tape and saran wrap suburban development.
When the nukeular war comes, we’ll all have glass houses.
Today, while liberals lofe about and eat dinners that foodstamps and my taxes payed for, I am working hard and productive to advance humanity.
Stop taking my money with taxes, you little shits.
The fuck is “lofe”
For a member of the 1%, you sure have a lot of time to sit around and insult people, shouldn’t you be working so that you can make money to destroy the middle class some more and take away consumers who buy the goods you produce at sweatshops?
btw, it’s not too early for a t-day cocktail, is it?
It’s been Thanksgiving Thursday for 15 hours already. Have at it.
The fuck is “lofe”
The sound one makes when being hit in the stomach with a french bread.
Meh. I can get unfocused idiocy trolls at YouTube, or in the comments to the most innocuous fluff pieces at my local newspaper’s web site.
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Just put the fucking turkey in the oven I don’t agree with her on how turkey tastes
Milk.
Yes. Yes, this is a holiday. Perhaps, I should start drinking at about the same time I start mixing up pies and cranberry nut bread (of which some will be reserved for Surrender Monkey Toast Extraordinaire). I’m making ham, mashed potatoes, gravy, green bean casserole with the French Fried Onions and Cream of Mushroom soup (just like the Pilgrims made), yeast rolls, aforementioned cranberry nut bread, pecan pie, pumpkin pie, and cranberry sauce. No turkey. We’re not all that fond of it and I don’t want the freezer packed with turkey bits I have to find a use for. We need room for Cloud’s home-made ice cream in there.
I’m thankful I don’t have to deal with his relatives. I love the man—but his parenting units—there’s a couple of people I’d like to bitch slap.
What kind of Master of the Universe has to work on Turkey Day?
Is “lofe” some kind of special kind of secret, special bread only the super-rich get to eat?
How does one “work hard and productive?” That must be a sooper-special 1%per secret too.
Thanks!
BTW, how WAS that restaurant you went to that night? The one I went to sucked.
btw, it’s not too early for a t-day cocktail, is it?
Sometimes I look at my watch and wonder if it might be a tad too early to have a cocktail. My remedy is to come here to Sadly, No! and check the time.
At 20:08 Kill Time it’s always time for a drink.
What, you used to work for Rick “Eraserhead” Scott
How do people always figure that out?!
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Today, while liberals lofe about and eat dinners that foodstamps and my taxes payed for, I am working hard and productive to advance humanity.
Stop taking my money with taxes, you little shits.
You’re supposed to feel grateful because he’s working hard and being productive to advance humanity… note the lofty goal, “humanity”… and we should show our gratitude by abolishing all taxes on him, lest the work he do actually go to benefiting “humanity” as opposed to just himself.
check out my review here
http://www.yelp.com/biz/ruxbin-chicago#hrid:s74PTEQgiSsgRDfeQlUSrA
now that I reread it I guess I’d have to say the review sux.
wifey’s cousin is the raw bar chef at this place balsan (unfortunate name, great food) which is off the hook good.
http://www.yelp.com/biz/balsan-chicago#hrid:5wFsKQakWYoiRIATIOtzHQ/src:self
probably blabbed about that one before but its that good.
You’re supposed to feel grateful because he’s working hard and being productive to advance humanity… note the lofty goal, “humanity”… and we should show our gratitude by abolishing all taxes on him, lest the work he do actually go to benefiting “humanity” as opposed to just himself.
It’s always like this with these entitled fuckers. “I took the risk that led to the innovation, so I demand the following:
1) Profit
2) Eternal love and obeisance
3) Profit
4) A federal guarantee that I won’t lose my investment if the risk turned out to be unwise
5) Profit”
For fuck’s sake. You invested in a network switch company. Your investment paid off. You didn’t fucking cure polio. For that matter, the guy who fucking did cure polio wasn’t as greedy and entitled as you are, so sit down and stop expecting us to genuflect just because you had $10K lying around and nowhere to put it.
Happy Thanksgiving US Sadlies, and Happy Thursday to the rest of you.
Today I’m thankful for teh killfile and pre-burning calories at the Turkey Trot 5k. And beer.
Phoning the broker may lead to severe neck strain.
Stop driving on my highways. Stop flying in my airspace. Stop cowering behind my police force. Stop eating food grown from subsidized agriculture, and made safe by the FDA. Stop enjoying life in the most powerful country in the world with the most powerful military in the world. Stop benefiting from medicine developed by public money at public universities. You want to quit paying taxes, fine. Move to fucking Somalia. If perchance someone moves your ass there for you, do be sure to thank them as they drive away.
For a member of the 1%, you sure have a lot of time to sit around and insult people
and a really poor education.
Ooh, Nickelback. Hey, this kind of bites!
I miss Jay Ambrose.
At least he sort of SOUNDED like he knew what he was talking about.
November 24, 2011 at 21:11
Yes.
Realign the trebuchet.
For fuck’s sake. You invested in a network switch company. Your investment paid off. You didn’t fucking cure polio. For that matter, the guy who fucking did cure polio wasn’t as greedy and entitled as you are, so sit down and stop expecting us to genuflect just because you had $10K lying around and nowhere to put it.
Not to mention that guys like that (the guy who cured polio) have a tendency to be working with public money in the first place. The private sector has its moments, plenty of them, but how much of what it does is simply taking something invented by underpaid researchers working with federal grants, and then once all the little bugs have been worked out of the system, swooping in and marketing it for mass consumption? Like, say, the Internet (thank DOD)?
Hell, who was it who was talking about “going to the stars” up above? Going to the stars went something like this: the Communist government of Russia got there first, the Keynesian (which to them means communist) government of America got there second, a bunch of other governments got there, and then, half a century after Gagarin, whatsisface finally comes up with SpaceShipOne. Thank Christ we weren’t counting on the free market to beat Russia to the moon.
for St. jim @ 21:16
Global Warming is fake. What we need is a bipartisan effort to ban the Democrat party. Occupy protestors are dirty drug addled bums – every single one of them. Global Warming is fake. Obama is treasonous. OMG! Brown people! Did I mention that global warming is fake? Because fake. Fakity-fake-fake.
It’s always like this with these entitled fuckers. “I took the risk that led to the innovation, so I demand the following:
Ok, my husband is an entrepreneur, so he meets lots of other entrepreneurs and lots of investor types, and what he tells me is the further away from really doing anything someone is, the bigger their ego tends to be. IOW, the VCs who never did anything but invest are the absolute worst about bragging how smart and important they are to the economy, the VCs who did something a million years ago next, and those who just did or are currently doing something are the nicest, humblest, and most understanding because they either remember or are currently experiencing how hard it is and how much depends on pure luck: so many great ideas just run out of money or never get traction because of completely external things(there are exceptions on both ends, but most have fit this pattern). Of course, the dumber a person is the less likely they are to succeed either as a real innovator or as an investor of other people’s money, as even the best luck can’t always conquer the power of the stupid, so my guess is “oh yeah, I’m so TOtally a 1%er” is filled to the uttermost with p00p.
From previous thread:
My vote is for frozen and flung at her front door,,,
Turkey-pult?
Gobblelista?
Poultrebuchet?
Catapoultry. D’UH.
I hunted down and shot my first turkey this year.
Scared the hell out of the other shoppers in the frozen foods aisle…
D-K Dub’s dad’s stuffed like Thanksgiving turkey
His ass full of sausage, his mouth with cock jerky
All that butter and lard keeps him tender, not sore
But the tragedy is DK’s mom’s still the whore.
McGravitas’ pop is an insatiable beast,
For gobbling on knobs, his favourite feast
And potato dildos mashed all up in his bum
But the real slutty whore is Subby’s fat mum.
Your dad is a sex pig all covered with gravy
And can’t get enough of the dinks of the navy
He’ll take any old sailor, a native or foreigner
Yet your mom’s still the grocery-store whore on the corner.
Your father has had many birds up his ass
In ramming meat he belongs to a real Master Class
Of anal play, your dad knows a helluva lot more
Than anyone save your mom the slutty whore.
The father of Substance McG
Fucks all teh men he can see
But he cannot compete
With the innumerable feats
Of the slatternly whore, his mommy.
Ahh Sadly, No. Where else can you find a “your mom’s the whore!” flamewar set to poetry.
Your dad loves Thanksgiving pigskin,
A football he shoves right in
His holiday crack
With a blitzing attack
While your mom whores herself out again.
squash casserole ready to go
broccoli cheese casserole ready to go
All that is left is to pop them in the oven when the turkey is done and make the balsamic glazed green beans
Two men make up limericks to mock
used-up whore moms and worn-out dad cock
you really both needn’t
argue whose antecedent
is worse: you both come from admirable stock.
Ahh Sadly, No. Where else can you find a “your mom’s the whore!” flamewar set to poetry.
I can haz Sestina?
But I will settle for six lines, cleverly rhymed, and every word beginning with the letter s.
Acrannymint had me confused. Then I realized she wasn’t playing.
tigris’ dad loves to engage in filthy sick couplets
or maybe bigger groups, like quint or sextuplets
he loves group sex because his ass craves many dicks
but your whoring mom is the queen of turning tricks.
I’m just not that creative. I am however intrigued by people’s choices of nyms. I recognize some of the literary/music/movie references. I just use an acronym. Considering my name is very common that isn’t a big reveal.
People can use pseudonyms here? Why wasn’t I apprised of this option?!
Ok, my husband is an entrepreneur, so he meets lots of other entrepreneurs and lots of investor types, and what he tells me is the further away from really doing anything someone is, the bigger their ego tends to be.
I think this holds true for the entire human race. The people who really matter tend to be those who don’t feel the need to talk about it all the time.
For Smut Slyde:
Seduced, shaggy son’s sire scored.
Swains sweated, spurt. Sworded sore,
Spent, shackled slave, slut-sire sighed;
Someone shrieking,
Sporting spouse seeking
Standard strumpet spermicide.
Just got back from the first bike ride where I actually suited up in over a year (shorts and jersey, and by bike I mean bicycle) feeling it and out of shape but it was good…
Did i mention that I am really out of shape?
The things you learn when you stress yerself, all in all a good Holiday.
Wiley, I hope your SurrenderMonkeyToast&trade is ExtraSpecialicious!
HappyHaps all y;all
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For Smut Slyde:
GolfCurling clap.** VVDR
I don’t know how it is that living mere minutes outside of DC, we have access to anything even RESEMBLING that level of cuisine. DC only very recently became a “food town,” I think.
Jeepers, there was a FOOD CART category.
You’re trying to make me jealous, and it’s working.
Ooh! Pictures of nearby food and drink!
But enough about the religious right.
Seriously, watch your step if you get off the boat; you could cut yourself badly on all the oblivious irony lying around over there.
ShorterRedacted Judge Andrew Napolitano:Ooh! Pictures of nearby food and drink!
Now you’re just showin’ off. Geez.
What if the president could produce a fart so smelly than even Jesus fainted?
What if the president could produce a fart so smelly than even Jesus fainted?
So, you have met LarryElvis.
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Food Carts nothing, there’s a Dinner Roll listing:
Dinner Rolls
Floran Moldovan figured he could make as good a baguette as any local boulangerie, and his sourdough stick is very good indeed. Even better is the dough in bun form: the ideal ratio of crisp crust to supple innards lets the ingredients (white flour, some whole wheat, sourdough, water) sing. Beyond Bread Artisan Bakery [yada readcted] Beyondbread.ca
And Floran Modolvan, for Pseudonym o’ the Wk.
Moldovan works as well up there.
Moldova: the country so poor Romania didn’t want it dragging it down.
So, you have met LarryElvis.
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Your cat is president?!
It’s wrong, and it’s impolite, but that doesn’t mean it’s not funny or true.
Your cat is president?!
He seems to think so.
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Don’t they all?
With our cat “Empress” would more be a better description.
It’s wrong, and it’s impolite, but that doesn’t mean it’s not funny or true.
No, it is funny and true. And I actually really enjoyed it, but felt pretty bad for enjoying it, because I think it makes me hypocrite. I usually come down pretty hard on people who use gendered insults. (And isn’t weird that the worst one are always for women? Hmmmmmm.) It’s a great song, Fishbone was amazeballs, The Roots did them right, they’re an amazing group of musicians…but I still feel kind of…ooky about the whole thing.
Being a longtime HUGE, HUGE Fishbone fan that particular secret insult felt like a gift to me. I just wish it hadn’t been THAT gift. Aren’t there any songs about dicks and assholes?
Wait…
With our cat “Empress” would more be a better description.
She’s not queen of the UNIVERSE?!!!!!!
Well, there’s some poetry upthread.
Oh. You said “about”.
Careful, Hogeye… You don’t want them writing poetry about you…or your mom.
A comment I agree with:
See? Crazy Train would have perfect…if not quite as cool.
Been
It’s like a campaign song!
Oh fuck you WordPress. The Crazy Train lyrics are worth a read as a campaign song.
This is why I should pay more attention to lyrics.
Other possible selections for “walk-on” themes for La Bachmann:
Black magic Woman
You Can’t Hide your Lyin’ Eyes
Spooky
The Queen of the Silver Dollar
She’s Come Undone
…
I have a song called “Disorganized Fun” in my liberry, which somehow seems apt…although I don’t know how *fun* One L is.
“She’s Come Undone” (or “Undun”, I believe) would be especially appropriate, as it was written by Randy Bachmann. And his son did “She’s So High”, which would work too.
Hey, VS, I see Crommunist settled on your design…
He did indeed, and I’m honored.
“honored” is so much better than “paid” in some cases, I guess
Apologies to Smut for teh delay, but I got a bit distracted.
Catapoultry is fucking AWESOME. I do not know how I missed that. Anyways, to show my appreciation:
Smut Sr. sucks shafts slowly,
Smiling, slurping, showy.
Suddenly shifting speed,
Solicitously summoning seed.
Shamelessly swallowing some
Still, slatternly strumpet – ‘smum.
OT – Sweet IPU, Desert Bus for Hope V is still running. They’re just shy of a third of a million dollars. Geez. Nice work LRR!
she stamps shelves stocked still
sustained suffering sonicates
sonambulist scarfers scandalously set-up
soul sister sacrafices scarobs
Simultaneously scrourging self-same scenario
Suite sanguine silly sot
yes, i can’t spell
I just use an acronym. I really meant anagram – that’s what happens when you start drinking too early
Too early to drink! Geez, what timezone are you in that it ain’t over teh yardarm yet?
It’s always over somebody’s yardarm, matey.
Do not mention D-KW’s yardarm unless you are someone’s mum.
Other possible selections for “walk-on” themes for La Bachmann:
She’d probably think those songs were about her.
Cat farts stick to your teeth.
acrannymint said,
November 25, 2011 at 6:18
I just use an acronym. I really meant anagram – that’s what happens when you start drinking too early
I’m guessing, Mary Ann Cint?
300 posts across a national holiday and no troll?
Wow.
It’s always over somebody’s yardarm, matey.
Dammit, John! How many times i have to tell you, that’s NOT a yardarm and you shouldn’t cross streams!
Well, he offered to make a donation in my honor, so I asked him to donate to OWS. That’s pretty cool!
Well, he offered to make a donation in my honor, so I asked him to donate to OWS.
You offered your honor? He honored your offer?
And all thru the night, it was honor and offer.
I’m guessing, Mary Ann Cint?
Manny Cram It?
,,,D-KW’s yardarm,,,
This is immensely flattering, but honesty compels me to admit that it’s a lot closer to a half-footarm.
We are talking diameter, right?
Oh goody! The troll is back. That aught to generate some comment traffic!
ought, even…
Nope, I guess the troll is just going to sit there and masturbate by itself after all. Pity, really.
PENIS.
Bad news for Neal Horsley.
Help, help, mommy! Someone on the internet hurt my feelings! There needs to be a law against that!
P.S. Down with political correctness!
Be careful out there on Black Friday, Sadlies. So far I count a shooting and a pepper spraying incident inside the store by a “competitive” shopper, according to police.
And I am trying to talk to my 13-year old kid about the dangers and shallowness of our consumerist society. He hears some of that, I think.
Tell us again how tolerant Southern Conservatives are, Dennis:
http://www.wkrn.com/global/story.asp?s=12208009
That’s all you need to know about conservative tolerance, folks.
Keep whining, Dennis, it makes you seem so mature.
Everyone’s out shopping, aren’t they?
Nope.
Black friday. Walmart. Acid washed jeans. SCORE
Phew!
Everyone’s out shopping, aren’t they?
Some of us are Canadian, eh? But thanks for having your consumerist orgy today – traffic on teh way to work was much lighter than usual.
So the secret of your incredible magnetism lies in your acid washed jeans? I KNEW IT!
Not shopping. Drove the tractor a few miles up the road to do some bush-hogging (sure) and had as peaceful a morning as one can on a 45 year old diesel tractor with a five foot mower deck.
No shopping today. Going to the dog park.
No shopping today. Just another day at work.
Looch was making zee leetle joke, no?
tsam: Get the Nickleback collection CD as well?
Also,, syfy network is showing a james bond marathon! I have acid washed jeans, coffee, and awesomely silly movies all day long!
My American Thanksgiving wish – all you Twitterers can help make it happen to:
That #heblowsalot trends.
They were out of the Nickelback, but I did score a KISS anthology. So many hits, such brilliantly composed music….
Top Gear is on BBC… F1 practice being dvr-ed. Boycotting all shopping and gorging on leftovers. It’s a good day.
Hanging out with fambly, getting ready for a ridiculous 2-day trip to Paree starting tonight.
I propose a vast social experiment to see how much Sam Brownback blows #heblowsalot
@emmakate988 is confusing, how can Brownback suck when #heblowsalot
See Dennis just wants people to bring guns to protests in front of Nicki Haley’s house like a good Republcan
I don’t know how it is that living mere minutes outside of DC, we have access to anything even RESEMBLING that level of cuisine. DC only very recently became a “food town,” I think.
Baltimore has some good places in the city and surrounding areas. I’m not crazy about Little Italy. My favorite Italian place is in Laurel, MD
M. Bouffant and Actor – wrong and wrong
No, Aunt Acid, by all means, skip the on-topic pedantic nonsense and please entertain us with more poetry and stuffing recipes that is anything but.
Suck it, DenDen. It’s a pity you can’t find a community for yourself and your ilk: dwarf pedophiles.
So, is Haley the biggest whiny-ass in the universe, or what? Fuck, any conservative will tell you: Liberals don’t own guns!
See, this is the same threat level as the wingers who populate my local rag’s comments section, all het up at the OWSers, and how they’re ripping off the taxpayers by not paying to camp, who threaten to haul their tents out to any park they want just to “I’LL SHOW THEM” everyone. That claim gets made a couple dozen times a day in any OWS-related article, and it cracks me up, every time. Show me any cause that’d cause a winger to live in a tent for two days (let alone two months) in cold weather. Abortion won’t do it, raising taxes on the millionaires they’llnever be won’t do it… so, what, then?
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So far I count a shooting and a pepper spraying incident inside the store by a “competitive” shopper, according to police.
the pepper spraying was done by a woman who was a FOX News devotee. Obviously, she felt she was feeding the homeless.
New Leftist Conspiracy-1.elect #heblowsalot president 2.make mean comments 3.Freedom destroyed!
Hanging out with fambly, getting ready for a ridiculous 2-day trip to Paree starting tonight.
Jetting to the continent for a quickie weekend in Paris, eh? Make sure you use plenty of Grey Poupon on your arugula~
Everyone’s out shopping, aren’t they?
Trying to sleep in. I have to work tonight.
Show me any cause that’d cause a winger to live in a tent for two days (let alone two months) in cold weather.
X-box on sale at Wal-Mart for $199 on Black Friday.
Totally unlike the people arrested for wearing t-shirts with anti-Bush slogans anywhere near a Bush appearance.
Hm. Isn’t it interesting that DenDen shows up on EVERHY thread dealing with man-on-man (or man-on-boy) sex?
Speaking of man-on-man sex, did you hear about Sam Brownback? #heblowsalot
Hm. Isn’t it interesting that DenDen shows up on EVERHY thread dealing with man-on-man (or man-on-boy) sex?
No more surprising that the top search terms at Conservapedia.
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Speaking of man-on-man sex, did you hear about Sam Brownback? #heblowsalot
Come on! The name alone is a dead give-away
X-box on sale at Wal-Mart for $199 on Black Friday.
There will no doubt be wingers claiming they did just that, but Sadly, No!
1.) What they did was give the teen(s) $500, and said, “Have fun camping out to buy your own goddamned Christmas shit, and;
2.) Went back to watching TV, and ignoring the fact that Wal*World was advertising (“Commercial — time for more nachos!”) that they’re going to be open 24/7 for Black Friday, so teen(s) are out partying like a motherfucker on the extra money, and spending a couple of nights with their hook-up of choice. Possibly gay hook-up, too.
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Brownback is perfectly justified in griefing a teenager over something as important as #heblowsalot!
The liberal media are to blame for the rising tide of #heblowsalot that Brownback now faces.
Fortunately, as of the time of the construction of this comment there are a mere 229 Google hits for #heblowsalot.
With any luck his noble morality-affirming act of trolling will prevail over any minor outbreak of Brownbackian #heblowsalot blowback..
Sadly, none of this will erase the ugly fact that …#heblowsalot, as well as that #heblowsalot.
OK, I am impressed to learn that there is a “Leprachaun 4: In Space.”
Whew! It would have been an insult to modern cinema if a franchise of this caliber had ended at 3–and ON EARTH!
@emmakate988, here’s how you should apologize to #heblowsalot- I am sorry you are my state’s Governor.
Whew! It would have been an insult to modern cinema if a franchise of this caliber had ended at 3–and ON EARTH!
There’s two moar films in that series!
I am sorry you are my state’s Governor.
Wow, or ANY state’s.
That entire story is like a 1:1 scale schematic diagram of pathetic – & pathological – insecurity.
Perhaps a charitable “Give Brownback A Binkie” public event could save Kansas untold further tableaux of such slapstick malfunctioning that could otherwise be yet to come from this pendulous bloated bullying sack of fuck.
@emmakate988, here’s how you should apologize to #heblowsalot- I am sorry you are my state’s Governor.
and such a humorless asshole and fucking fascist. PS FIRST AMENDMENT MOTHERFUCKER.
There once was a swimmer called Dennis
Who used for a snorkel a pennis
He sucked and he blew
Air did not come through
And a watery grave is where Den is.
Oooooh, I like Dennis poetry.
“There’s two moar films in that series!”
Thank goodness!
Hmm, the same goes with you.
Ah, the good old “I know you are but am I?” response.
Always a pleasure to meet someone who appreciates the classics.
Binkies 4 Brownback sounds great since he sucks so much, but I’m afraid he’ll just lose them all since #heblowsalot
“The few guys who brought guns to tea party rallies were in compliance with the law.”
Then America has some fucked-up laws and Dennis I’m sure would support a group of armed “Black Panthers” carrying guns that are in complicance with these fucked up laws in front of Nikki Haley’s house
Dennis the menace was gay
Despite going to church to pray
That the Almighty would make it go away
For his remaining terrestrial stay
OT – man misunderstands Sasha Fierce.
Shorter Dennis
“Dear Liberals leave death threats to experts like Birchers, Birchers and other fringe nuts who now control the Rpeublcian Party”
Quick Sam Brownback graphical fun.
“…The Occupy hippie who made a death threat against the governor of the great state of South Carolina..”
Oh, you mean the person who opposes Republican wealth redistribution to the people who need it least,
Bull’s penis case closed
Inquiring minds are wondering what a pizzle box looks like.
Inquiring minds are wondering what a pizzle box looks like.
It’s teh homoosexual agenda again!
Anyways, I liked teh pizzle whip story because teh guy’s defense was “no, I was beating him with a stick.”
Also too,
I imagine something like a large cock cage.
http://www.amazon.com/Kink-Industries-Chastity-Cock-Cage/dp/B003AYTIC4
I learn so much from S,N. And my Amazon search history just got a lot more interesting.
I imagine different things, but YAY FOR THE RAINBOW OF DIVERSITY.
I’m also trying to visualize this totes legal carrying of semiautomatic rifles, accompanied by signs and t-shirts advocating “second amendment solutions” and “watering the tree of liberty with the blood of tyrants” anywhere near any other president ever! Thoughts, DenDen?
Been playing with the new camera. Bagoas did NOT want to go out in the cold, pelting rain.
You should take more pictures. Of food.
In fact I demand pictographic essays of food prep every goddamned night.
Pup, I think you have a genuine fanboy.
Okay Twitter-users, now’s teh time to add some velocity to #heblowsalot. Brownback’s booboo is trending locally after having been picked up by TPM, Gawker, Wonkette and Slate today. Just tweet anything with teh hashtag attached.
You really CAN find anything on amazon….
Bagoas did NOT want to go out in the cold, pelting rain.
Someone has stolen your dog and replaced it with a small knitted soft toy.
I’ll do my part, DK-W.
For the love of pants people, just ignore me. Every time you take the bait and respond to me you give meaning and purpose to my soulless shell of a life, thereby encouraging me to continue being a purposefully belligerent, contrarian toerag.
There is absolutely no purpose in pointing out my obvious fallacies, my hypocrisy, or my ability to conjure up whatever “facts” I need by massaging Google. I don’t listen and don’t care, does it look like silly things like the truth or objectivity matter to me? My purpose in life is to annoy you and get a response, and without that response my happy feeling of self-superiority goes away. And without that, why would I even be here?
Thanx vs. Starting to look like I need a Twitter of my own. hrmf. mmmummble. offamahlawn.
Id like to be able to bug you on as many platforms as possible.
… purposefully belligerent, contrarian toerag.
How lyrical!
,,,and without that response my happy feeling of self-superiority goes away,,,
Unlikely. Pennis is incapable of losing that smug feeling of self-superiority. His skillz at selectively ignoring facts are EPIC. He can twist reality liek too many hits of acid.
Teh savage beatings that troll get here is one of teh draws. Subby did it in verse, St. jim regularly delivers quality bitchslaps so severe that make the intartubules spin. Even if it’s not your thing a lot of teh replies are quite entertaining.
If you’re really upset or offended by troll feeding, then contribute something else to the convo. I made a Neal Horsley comment earlier that just got left alone! Neal Horsely!
Plus that thing about teh killfile add-on doohickey.
Oh, you mean the person who opposes Republican wealth redistribution to the people who need it least,
Shorter Olexicon: “Republicans made him do it!”
Maybe you should have a moment of silence for him…..with up-tinkles.
Dennis: Now with less than your daily requirement of fuching ferrets.
Yeah really. I miss the fuching ferrets and the Bigfoot updates.
Dennis is a demonstration of an old Texas saying:
“You can ‘t fix stupid.”
Bless his heart.
“You can’t fix stupid.”
Now, you’re working my side of the street, Dark Avanger. You leave the grammatical errors and misspellings to the professionals!
Avanger. Perfect.
So Dennis admits that Republicans redistribute wealth to those who least need it? I can’t see how that helps your arguement
That’s one of those rules of the Internet:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/6408927/Internet-rules-and-laws-the-top-10-from-Godwin-to-Poe.html
Well after all those death threats against Obama are because he is a Democrat who has the temerity to get elected
OMG INDOCTRINATION
“Emma Sullivan, a senior at Shawnee Mission East High School in Prairie Village, was in Topeka on Monday as part of Kansas Youth in Government, a program for students interested in politics and government.
During the session, in which Brownback addressed the group, Sullivan posted on her personal Twitter page: “Just made mean comments at gov brownback and told him he sucked, in person #heblowsalot”
On Tuesday, Sullivan was called to her principal’s office and told that the tweet had been flagged by someone on Brownback’s staff and reported to organizers of the Youth in Government program. […]
Sullivan said the principal ordered her to write letters of apology to Brownback, the school’s Youth in Government sponsor, the district’s social studies coordinator and others.”
So Dennis admits that Republicans redistribute wealth to those who least need it? I can’t see how that helps your arguement.
One well-known rule of the internet is that when a lib starts a sentence with “So,”, the next thing written will be a lie.
This has been proven time and again.
Another truth of the internet is anything that Dennis says is a lie and is said with the dicks of many reich men in his mouth
Well he hasn’t denied that Republicans redistribute wealth to the people that need it least, America has invaded middle eastern countries over less
So, Olexicon, what you’re saying is you admire me and you have no argument.
Interesting.
So, DenDen—people being allowed to stalk around with
penis substitutesAR-15s and T-shirts talking about “The Blood of Tyrants” at any Bush appearance…I assume you know of examples? Please share.Dennis admitting that Republicans redistribute wealth can be seen here
“Oh, you mean the person who opposes Republican wealth redistribution to the people who need it least,
Shorter Olexicon: “Republicans made him do it!”
by saying “Republicans made him do it” you tacitly admit that Repbbicans redistribute wealth, so if you want to stop being a whore for rich assholes now would be the time
By his lack of answer I think Dennis would be fine with a group of “Black Panthers” carrying submachine guns outside Nikki Haley’s house
Poor Dennis, suffering the attacks of libs here whilst carrying on the GWB tradition of compassionate conservatism.
We need a brutal cleansing flood of second amendment solutions to water the tree of liberty with the blood of you violent libs.
Wrong, Olexicon, I didn’t admit anything. I was fascinated by your ability to both justify a death threat against a sitting governor of a state by blaming his actions on Republicans. I thought actor blaming Lee Harvey Oswald’s actions on right-wingers this week was going to be the most absurd thing I’d read by any liberal, but then you came along and had to one-up him. The competitive spirit is stiff here, I have to admit.
The funniest thing I read by a liberal this week were two simple words by Cerberus up above…….”In conclusion”.
No, no, Lex—the people outside with the guns have to be lighter-skinned than the people inside. (Although I’m sure there are—were, rather—plenty of Black Panthers lighter-skinned than Nikki Haley.)
Racist, Battleax.
No need to worry. Republicans make you that way, so everyone here will understand. They’ll say you were just kidding.
So Dennis what’s your take on all of the death threats against President Obama?
Shorter Dennis
“Reading comprehension is not my strong suit, but taking offense at stuff people never actually said by twisting their words that shit is my specialty”
Dennis didn’t address the love the conservative in TN showed the liberal by forcing him off the road, so don’t expect him to say anything negative about death threats not made to a conservative.
P.S. Next time we’re coming armed. Also this time.
Any thoughts on the “Occupy Shooter” who loves Israel just like a Tea Partier, and says Obama is the antichrist just like a Tea Partier?
How about the “Occupy House Majority Leader” who colluded with Obummer on the debt ceiling increase?
So Dennis what’s your take on all of the death threats against President Obama?
Unlike tsam and his merry band of supporters here, Olexi, I’m against death threats.
Dennis
-against Death threats, but for carrying submachine guns near the President
I’m sure that’s why the Occupy hippies gave the White House shooter a moment of silence and a round of up tinkles, Pennis, because he was just like a Tea Partier. Makes a lot of sense.
Oy.
Dennis reminds me an awful lot of MRA’s who bring up the incredibly rare instances where women are misandrist to nullify the argument that misogyny exists.
But Dennis can blather all he wants. For every case of fringe, lefty nuttiness, there are a thousand cases of right-wing nuttery. That’s just a fact.
Probable location of
liberalDetainee # 3697 who brought assault rifle to Bush rally:Cell Block D, Enhanced Interrogation Facility #6, location classified
I heard that the Occupy hippies had a candlelight vigil for the Occupy shooter and the candles were making baby candles and one of the babies looked at me*.
* Source: Fox News
Much like the yearly moment of silence for the Oklahoma City bomber at Anne Coulter’s house
Dennis-against Death threats, but for carrying submachine guns near the President.
Didn’t say I was for it. Just said it was pure liberal hyocrisy to freak out over it then and since then to this day but then not only remain silent about a death threat against a governor, but in your case, justify it on grounds that it’s ok to do to Republicans because they redistribute wealth to the folks who need it least.
Libs are incapable of recognizing their hypocrisy. It’s amazing.
I MADE A POOPY LOOK I MADE A POOPY
Libs are incapable of recognizing their hypocrisy. That’s probably because they’re antisemites in league with GEORGE SOROS and SAUL ALINSKY!
But what about the FUCHING FERRETS, huh? Huh?
I suppose it’s possible D is not aware of all Sadly traditions. He also has not stated a clear position (heh) in re: the up on the downstroke technique.
Dennis
-Not able to understand that nobody is for death threats, silence does not mean condoning, but sure smearing the White House shooter as being part of the Occupy movement that’s alright in my book
Much like the yearly moment of silence for the Oklahoma City bomber at Anne Coulter’s house
That is patently unfair. The Tea Party Patriots only held a rally to celebrate the 15th anniversary of the OKC bombing.
For every case of fringe, lefty nuttiness, there are a thousand cases of right-wing nuttery. That’s just a fact.
Saying that on a liberal website doesn’t make it so, vs. Neither does ignoring left-wing nuttery or describing it as fringe, try as you might.
Amidst the trollery, an appropriate musical interlude: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVQKiqCZ9No
No but it actually being true and documented does.
And describing something as “fringe” does not mean that I excuse it.
vacuumslayer, please tell me you didn’t just try to prove your point about what is documented fact and what is nothing more than your own biased conjecture by pointing to a weblog at DailyKos by some guy named ‘goinsouth’.
Please tell me you were distracted by the baby. Something, anything like that.
Please.
Someone tried to shoot Obama? LEFT-WING NUTTERY
Attempted assassination of a Democratic congressperson? LEFT-WING NUTTERY
Right-wing blogger kills a hundred children because they were “socialists”? WHAT PART OF LEFT-WING NUTTERY DO YOU LIBS NOT UNDERSTAND?
In what way was that conjecture?
They’re just called barbecued pennies kid, don’t try putting them in the vending machine.
In what way was that conjecture?
Silly VS, you linked to DailyKos! Don’t you know it’s biased and untrue unless it’s reported by Fox News or another solidly established conservative media institution?
Hang on, vs, I’m going through some old Free Republic threads to prove the opposite is true. BRB.
I’m guessing the Southern Poverty Law Center will not be considered a reliable source for Dennis, but oh well.
LALALALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU LALALALA
Because Free Republic is exactly commensurate with Daily Kos.
I’ve been kind of out of it for a few days what with
The ApocalypseThanksgiving andThe Opening of the HellmouthBlack Friday, but you don’t mean to suggest to me that some of these assholes are trying to palm off the teabagger sniper on OWS do you?My main quibble with VS’s link (no offense intended cause it makes a ton of good points) is that it speaks of Ku Klux Klan racial terrorism and anti-Wobbly union-busting in two separate breaths. As I recall, the Klan was just as much a tool of the rich and powerful and an instrument of class warfare, as of racial warfare, staunch anti-unionists from start to finish. (Helps that so much of the union movement was full of immigrants, especially Catholics – and especially, I’d imagine, with racially integrated unions like the Wobblies).
Otherwise – the Wilson quote about Birth Of A Nation is usually considered a myth, I believe. That’s kind of another quibble, because his own racist beliefs are on the public record: he was the one who officialized segregation in a lot of government offices.
As for the 1930s Business Coup, has anyone ever established if that really happened or if it was just cocktail party fantasizing? I lean towards the latter just because it seems incredible that any coup plotters of that kind would have been fucking stupid enough to rely on Smedley Butler to lead their coup, the guy’s hatred of Wall Street was very much on the public record. It’s also possible, I suppose, that Butler somehow heard of the coup or heard rumors of such a thing and decided to blow the whistle by pretending that they’d approached him.
Like I said, no offense meant, because the link still makes a ton of good points and its main thesis about double standards is spot on.
Just a “gee whiz” sort of non-sequitor here, but I’m having trouble finding just straight-up statistical analysis of left-wing vs. right-wing terrorism and/or violence. There are a lot of places with a political bent trying to make a case for either side having a monopoly…but while the Right obviously owns this, I’m having trouble locating JUST DATA. I don’t know if I’m searching for the wrong things or what, but any help would be appreciated. And this actually isn’t about Dennis now, I’m just honestly curious about the STATS now.
OK, Chris. Um, thanks for that.
I was actually just going with the first semi-credible link I found. Dennis claims it’s “conjecture,” but has not informed me as to how the things mentioned on the page are unproven.
Dennis was an internet troll
crying “Libruls R all on the dole”
His logical fail
was tepid and frail
but for mockery he has a role.
Sorry. Bad timing, I know, but it takes a good text to get me arguing and quibbling in the first place, if that helps any. 🙂 And none of the things I pointed out take away from the article’s main point.
(For one thing, the Business Plot may or may not have been real – but if a similar accusation had been made against a left-wing organization, is there even the slightest doubt that HUAC, the FBI and the rest would have investigated the shit out of it and not given it a rest until they’d have a ton of heads on a platter? Hell, they didn’t even wait for outside accusations before deciding that the Wobblies or other people like them were dangerous radicals plotting to destroy America).
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer…do.
I’m half crazy….all for the love of…you.
It won’t be a fancy marriage
I can’t afford a carriage
But…..you’ll……..look………sweet
Upon…….the………..seat
Of……………………………..a……………………b-i-c-y-c-l-e…………
B—u—i—l—t……………………………….f———o————-r………………………………………………………t————————w————————o……………………….
Shit, I don’t even need to link to any stats to make Dennis look like the stupid asshole he is on this one. This is easy: Dennis, link for us any instance you can find of any liberal doing the equivalent of any of these:
– shooting abortion doctors or placing bombs in Olympic parks
– placing bombs at MLK day parades
– Shooting up a church because those are the people they can get to
– Having a shootout with the police on the way to shoot up the Heritage Foundation
– blowing up daycare centers at federal buildings and slaughtering babies to show displeasure with the federal government. Or, for that matter, flying planes into federal offices as a “protest”.
Feel free to point us to equivalent liberal crimes. And no, two scary black guys standing outside a single, largely black voting precinct in Philadelphia and claiming to be “New Black Panthers” is not considered an equivalent.
Re: Dennis
I mean, I thought it was the sort of thing that everyone–save the truly delusional–just knew. Like global warming exists. But, yeah, people still want proof for that, too.
But speaking of OWS, yes, Dennis, they may not accomplish anything specific or concrete. Neither did the Bonus Marchers. What happened to them, however, turned my Dad, growing up in a solidly Republican area, into a rabid Democrat who was still foaming at the mouth about Douglas MacArthur 57 years later. How many more incidents like the Oakland chemical assault will it take to have the same effect on a lot of 18-year-olds today? Or will there be another Douglas MacArthur incident?
Ha.
Shorter Sadlies: We can’t believe Nixon won. No one we know voted for him.
I’ll take non sequiturs for $200, Alex.
That’s almost exactly what vs said, Battleax. The same sentiment as Pauline Kael’s alleged lamentation.
The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge said,
November 26, 2011 at 2:22
I’ll take non sequiturs for $200, Alex.
Do you want fries with that?
Now, now, N__B, that’s Dennis’ line. He trained long and hard to deliver it. Leave that up to the professionals.
I cant believe people actually want proof of global warming
Oh dear God.
In the 30 seconds of free time I’m going to have during the next three days, I’m going to the Champs Élysées McD and ordering a Royale. Or, you know, not.
Everything is shopworn. Even Neal Horsley gets old after a while …
“STILL” I guess I should have clarified…considering whom I’m dealing with here.
I can’t prove evolution for ya either, Dennis. But no matter how many goal-post moving trolls challenge the theory, I know it’s true.
Dennis prefers Faux news for his science rather than Nature or Science or the Journal of Geophysical Letters. Obviously I must surrender to Hannitty’s knowledge of science vs. the National Academy.
I will not present anything new to the troll except to point out that he is spending a great deal of time trolling on a snark blog.
I mean, loser, you know?
Don’t bother Dennis, dancing badgers and all.
Sigh. At least they could have sent us some good trolls instead of the junior varsity squad.
It might be worth noting that the various saints above are being kind. This script kills users and those who kindly respond to Dennis in their saintly persona are allowing others to safely filter them without losing the substance of their other comments.
And of course there’s the filtered comment feed, which takes an asterisk as a wild card:
http://djur.desperance.net/sadlyno/rss/feed?bad_users=|St.*|Conserva*|jurass*|Dennis|
So if you bookmark it, libs, you can be rid of Dennis, Dennis parodies, and the folks who were kind enough to Saint themselves.
It might be worth noting that the Dennis comments are pretty low volume and myself I don’t filter him. The largest part of any troll thread is the responses to the trolls.
Anyway, thank you to the saints! I should really be better at that.
*needle scratch* i just finished watching the third Transformers. As someone who doesn’t give a shit about Transformers and who cannot go back in time to reclaim the last two hours of her life, it occurs to me that it might be fun to talk about movie guilty pleasures. Anyone have any to share?
lol
Mainly I just want people to make feel better about my having to watch a Transformers movie. I feel I’m owed something now.
SAINT POOPY-DOOP POOPIES
“She’s not opposing the sending of the apology, however. No sense in encouraging the high school to staple something from the incident onto her transcripts, to be sent soon to the University of Arkansas, where she hopes to study psychology next year.”
WOOT!!!
Guilt? Why should anyone feel guilty about liking Hermaphrodite Farm Hookers VII?
I laughed. Out loud.
Sex Farm Wo-Man!
I miss SowellFan.
*lying on back in meadow staring up into clouds*
Anyone have any to share?
Just watched X-Men First Class. Not too bad, actually. Hadn’t seen Kevin Bacon in a while.
Yeah, it had some major pacing problems and other issues, but overall I think it was a solid film.
zomg, Jim is Opus.
*needle scratch* i just finished watching the third Transformers. As someone who doesn’t give a shit about Transformers and who cannot go back in time to reclaim the last two hours of her life, it occurs to me that it might be fun to talk about movie guilty pleasures. Anyone have any to share?
I have a weakness for bad, cheesy steampunk movies. Like Wild Wild West, like League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, like the last Zorro movie, like the Three Musketeers movie that came out this year. About the only time the general public and me have agreed on a steampunk movie was RDJ’s Sherlock Holmes (quite looking forward to the next one, especially if it brings Moriarty out in force, I’m curious to see how they handled him).
And yeah, X-Men: First Class was very solid. With the exception of “X-Men: Wolverine,” though, the X-Men were always my favorite superhero movies.
PLEASE PLEASE POOPY IN MY FACE
IF YOU’RE OF THE BIG BLACK RACE
ALL YOU LIBS ARE HATEFUL TURDS
YOU CAN NOT REFUTE MY WORDS
I MADE A POOPY I MADE A POOPY I MADE A POOPY
zomg, Jim is Opus
Hey, you tickled my LOLbone!
Also, I don’t always use an unusual font, but when I do, I use one made of BRAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNS.
I have a weakness for bad, cheesy steampunk movies.
Get on the horn to George Lucas, tell him to greenlight steampunk Star Wars.
Zorro? Please give me Catherine Zeta-Jones in any way, shape or form. Yum.
Steampunk. Hm.
Well, I had a pre-1979 publication of Dunninger’s Book Of Magic. I really liked that one, I did.
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Uh, WWII movies, Westerns? If I like it, to each her own, right? No reason for guilt, whatever that is.
The only reason to “feel bad” about liking something would be its actual politics or wrongness. But we’re talking lowest common denominator mass-market crap anyway.
At least 27% of the population of the U.S. is now convinced that the Third Reich was liberal. You’d think that with that level of stupid that most of these people would have killed themselves getting out of bed or making pancakes.
Some of us are still holding on to hope.
Perhaps if we could figure out a way of getting them to look up during a rainstorm…
Vacuumslayer-
If you can’t prove evolution, you can’t possibly ‘know’ it’s true.
Just like can’t prove that for every case of liberal nuttiness’ there a thousand cases of conservative nuttiness. And not to burst your bubble, but hanging out on liberal blogs all day long is never going to be your path to enlightenment, even if 1,000 DailyKos diarists tell you it can be.
If you can’t prove evolution, you can’t possibly ‘know’ it’s true.
There’s more proof of evolution than there is for the theory of electricity, but that doesn’t seem to deter you from being an absolute fucking asshole in the internet, now does it?
Troll ass kicked? Check!
*doing troll stomp dance*
I will not present anything new to the troll except to point out that he is spending a great deal of time trolling on a snark blog.
I mean, loser, you know?
Right?
I mean it’s all “address my points, libs, or I win” which is kinda like “I can out poop you”…
The fact is, it is the liberals that are destroying USA.
Stupid libs. Hanging out on liberal blogs all day long is is my path to enlightenment, find your own.
Actor, you don’t have the slightest problem at all with being a complete ashore on the internet, so why would you disdain that in anyone else?
You’re sending mixed messages.
Heh. iPhone autoFill error…’ashore’ should’ve been ‘asshole’.
Actor, please prove evolution for vs.
Every time I say stupid things, it’s my iPhone doing it. I am a slave to what my electronic device tells me to post.
P.S. Teleprompter President LOL
Gocart, you need some new material or a new gig, one of the two.
Gud morneeng everyone. Today is the day I’ll reach enlightenment, I’m sure! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Pressie for Jim: HOT!
Dennis please prove to us that you are not from another planet.
Substance – I’m glad you posted the links. I’ve been meaning to get greasemonkey and the sadly, no all sorts of good things script for firefox on my mac for a while now.
Guilty Pleasures – Yellowbeard and Army of darkness to name two
Dennis, start your own blog instead of making clueless, dumb-ass comments as a parasitic commentator here.
How are your kids, BTW? Any ready for college yet, like Liberty University?
N_B: I visited that McD’s in Paris as a teen. My friend explained (in French) to the counter person that we wanted it to go, you know, in a bag. The staff was not only confused by the request, but it took them some time to locate a sack. The customers laughed and pointed at us as we left, and we generated enough attention from others on the street that we ducked down an alley to eat. I’m curious if customs have changed.
My sister and I would watch “The ‘burbs” and “Beastmaster” every time they came on.
Omg, Tigris is my new BFF!! I have seen “Beastmaster” so many times!
What about the Conan the Barbarian movies?
Guilty pleasure movies (don’t laugh):
“300”
Yeah, I know it’s cheesy, and overwrought and ahistorical and whatever, but I like it! Anyone who sees only homoeroticism, or shallow political analogy or militarism or butchered history is missing the point. It’s a fantasy, based on a graphic novel, loosely based on a historical event. The imagery is gorgeous!
I’ve admitted before I love 300. Don’t feel bad.
Dennis, please prove Maxwell’s electromagnetic equations for Actor.
I don’t think I’ve seen any of the Conan films, but yeah, I’d watch them. I tend to like over-the-top so I’d probably like 300, but a lot of films like this are a toss-up between omg awful and so awful they’re awesome. “Frankenstein vs Dracula” is I think the only film I’ve seen that managed to be both at the same time.
Thing is like 300 for non-ironic reasons. I think it’s great to look at for one. Besides–and this is genuinely embarrassing to admit–I enjoy the occasional badassery in slow motion.
Hmm. I smell new thread.
What about the Conan the Barbarian movies?
The very first movie I had to review during my mercifully brief stint as a move reviewer was “Conan the Destroyer.”
I instantly understood why so many movie critics are so cranky.
A laff riot! Tigris must see it. There’s a point at which the Persians are obviously ordering from the Acme™ catalog and the
roadrunner isSpartans are not affected.Actor, please prove evolution for vs.
One thing I can prove, DenDen, is that evolution failed you
Fags/poofters are women haters. Lesbians are are men haters. They’re nasty narcissistic deranged arseholes who are fucking the world as well as themselves. What a shame we were deceived into tolerating them. The Moslems will get them in the end and nthe world will applaud.