Clap LOUDER!

You could always show them a “Roadrunner” cartoon.

Government spending is inherently wasteful at best, and corrupting at worst. And the effects get worse, the more you spend.

So what does this say about 8 years of Bush?

(o! it’s all sparkly and new here!)

I thought for a moment this was an Althouse post.

Then I saw the wine was in a glass, not being drunk out a box.

Donald Trump will tell ya all you need to know about Keyanesian economics. With a combover too!

So what does this say about 8 years of Bush?

He made a high pie higher.

Have you given the wife-beater more wives? HAVE YOU?

Rep Joe Walsh disavows the theory of relativity. Just ’cause those kids are relatives doesn’t mean he’s gotta pay for them.

Hey! Hey! How can you say Peter Pan is just a story after the last post about GayWhitePatriot Eric Olsen?
Hmm, Mr. Smartypants? His boyfriend will bring his atomic ninjas and whup ya.

Government spending is inherently wasteful at best, and corrupting at worst. And the effects get worse, the more you spend.

Build your own road, moocher!

You see that crazy crackhead? You gonna give him money to get home? NO. Let me tell you: THAT CRAZY CRACKHEAD IS YOUR GRANDMA BEGGING FOR SOCIAL SECURITY PAYMENTS.

I dare you not to cringe thinking about stimulus package and that picture.

Even that God awful pshop won’t get me out of the boat.

Government spending is inherently wasteful at best, and corrupting at worst.
I pick B. Of course, that’s probably not what Moe meant.

Here’s another analogy, which describes the wingnut approach to the recession.

Imagine your neighbour’s house is on fire. You throw a bucket of water on the fire, notice that it hisses and smokes a bit, but the fire recovers.

Having thus proven that water doesn’t put out fires, you instead start throwing kerosene.

You notice that after you throw the kerosene, the fire appears to grow. But, since your neighbour is an alcoholic, you decide that the fire is entirely his fault, and, since your theory predicts that kerosene will put the fire out if you throw enough of it, you keep throwing kerosene until the place burns to the ground. Then you spit on your neighbour and tell him this wouldn’t have happened if he weren’t a lazy, drunken layabout in the first place.

Moe Lane. I am an evil giraffe. So “don’t call my bluff.”

Cereal, it’s the title of his blog.

Imagine, if you will, you have a friend, and he’s a drunk. And he’s in trouble: he needs five hundred bucks to get out from under his bills, but he doesn’t have it, and things get a little worse every month because of it. So you give him five hundred bucks… and he goes on an epic bender.

Now imagine this drunk, let’s call him “George,” claims he’s reformed and becomes president of the United States for eight years. After he’s totally spent all your money and totally wrecked your house, what’s the best way to blame everything on a black dude?

what’s the best way to blame everything on a black dude?

George who?

I got off the boat. I felt like Woody Allen listening to that blow-hard whilst in line in the movie Annie Hall. Clearly Moe Lane knows nothing about Keynes or his work. Part of Keynes point was, as far as I understand it, that it doesn’t matter how “wasteful” the stimulus is — heck, the more wasteful the better.

Anyway, you give money to the drunk and the drunk is still helping the economy (by spending money buying liquor, etc.). What the drunk isn’t helping is himself. So by Moe Lane’s analogy, shouldn’t gummint-hating conservatives like Keynesian stimulus packages (huh huh, I wrote “stimulus packages”) as they just allow gummint to do self-destructive things?

Oh, son of a bitch. Hey, fuckwad, macroeconomics doesn’t work the same way as personal finances. Sure, you can’t spend your way willy-nilly out of a personal debt crisis. Even though the analogy would be more “use some money on the credit card so you can get a bus ride to the job interview”.

But that’s it. The larger system doesn’t work like that. Fuck, the personal system doesn’t work like that. I mean, before I get into the obvious, what poor person in dire economic straits pays off their fucking credit card bill, eschews all debt, and stops buying necessities like food and refuses to buy gas for the car or busfare and refuses to go to job interviews because they cost too much. Hell, in their analogy, this poor person would also be buying fancy rifles and ammunition and shooting it all into their backyard, but that’s another story.

But in the real world, a person in debt, suffering, is going further into debt in order to afford rent, food, gas, and may even be paying a lot in gas money to look into job opportunities further away than they’d usually be looking. If the opportunity came, they might look into major cost items like plane tickets to different cities and the cost of relocating if a job opportunity should materialize. They don’t pay off the credit card, they don’t stop eating. Hell, they need the occasional cheap luxury of an occasion just to stay sane.

But on the economy level, the problem is always that the money isn’t moving enough. The economy doesn’t need to horde, it needs money to bounce around. Money goes to person A, who buys object B, allowing Company of Object B to hire worker C and order parts from Company D which causes…

And so on, until the money is moving around employing everyone else. The current system we have relies on people purchasing various goods. So to hire, to grow, to exist, it needs people who are spending money. And hell, just handing the money to the poor directly will get that money spent like a motherfucker, because the poor have bills to pay, debt to pay down, food to buy, and necessary maintenance they have been putting off for too long. The reason that the government needs to step in and do that is that private industry in a recession has a tendency to turtle. No one wants to be the sucker who hires people and thus carries all the other companies on their back. So the government takes the role of sucker thus keeping the system functional and preventing complete lockdown.

If the government decides to turtle as well, then we still have the same problem. No one wants to hire, everyone wants to fire, because no one wants to be the sucker and the people without jobs aren’t putting their money into the economy because they don’t got any and the companies aren’t putting any money into the economy and are just hoarding what they got because no one wants to be the sucker taken out.

And dear bob in himmel I am tired of this worn-out analogy that deliberately mistakes personal good financial practices with a) the real world and b) what needs to happen for macroeconomics to function.

I guess the real analogy would be that people are starving and broke and need food and will go into debt to keep living, but the corner grocery store decides to board up and horde the food, because it’s suddenly worried it will run out if it “wastes” it on the moochers pounding on the doors. The food will just rot and the store will lose money (the government will lose money, the economy will collapse) and the people will starve and die.

Yeah, Gargarian, and the Theory of Relativity also leads to moral relativism.

Which is different from IOKIYAR because shut up, that’s why!

Government spending is inherently wasteful at best, and corrupting at worst.

Which is of course why public schools, roads, etc. won out over the private ones over the course of US history.

Fenwickian appreciation (from last thread):

Lurking Canadian: Thanks for the Troll Lore about ‘The Truth” from Sadly past.

Shorter Moe- spending money on infrastructure projects to prime economic pump is bad, pallets of $100 bills going missing in Iraq- WOLVERINES!!!

SN_Burdizzo! I’ll never use anything but Firefart, again!!! Yay!
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Apparently Chrome does those scripts out of the box, but I don’t use it and wouldn’t know.

Apparently Chrome does those scripts out of the box, but I don’t use it and wouldn’t know.

Sadly, No! Some scripts work — this one doesn’t seem to so much.
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FYWP: If I’ve ‘already said that’, then where the fuck is it in the thread?

Okay, Fenwick the Appreciative will try again….

Lurking Canadian: Thanks for the Troll Lore about ‘The Truth” from Sadly Past.

Oh, so NOW you display the comment, you Ebil Peece O Krapp. Fuckyoufuckyoufuckyou, WordPress.

Here’s another analogy, which describes the wingnut approach to the recession.

Imagine your neighbour’s house is on fire. You throw a bucket of water on the fire, notice that it hisses and smokes a bit, but the fire recovers.

My take is a bit different.
Imagine your apartment building is on fire. The apartment building where you and some other renters who are your frat buddies, including the landlord who let you run a tab on rent, partied and disturbed the peace of other tenants without any thought to the future. What money the landlord did collect, most was spent on projects you and your pals wanted.
New landlord, not much money. New landlord,(who’s black!) wants to make sure all tenants are protected by lease agreement landlord duties. Best way is to cut out the special treatment and cover all bases.
Your solution, start a fire, with you in the building because after all the new landlord won’t see things your way. Bonus points, it takes care of the union guy in 12C, the welfare single mom in 16A (who probably had an abortion, so she deserves it), and OOOOyes! , the gay couple down the hall! Throw rocks a the firefighters because they don’t see the big picture of downsizing is needed because off all the other tenants. Blame the new landlord to the papers, because after all, everything was fine under the last landlord.

I’m crabby because I found out this morning that I’ve got Another Fucking Hernia four months after getting the last one fixxored.

Aging is sorta crappy like that.

So Fuck You WordPress.

Fuckyoufuckyoufuckyou, WordPress.

Fenwick is aware of an internet tradition.

Sorry, maybe I was hogging all the words.

Bay: W-a-a-a-y too complex and textured for Moe. Use an analogy suitable for pre-schooler thinking and unfamiliarity with the adult world.

DAS-

Yup.

If we accept his analogy. The drunk is putting money into the economy. The beer vendors are able to hire more people because of his spending and to meet the perceived need he creates. The company can also expand, paying construction workers. The new site requires the blooming of food stores around the larger site for the employees. Requires the burgeoning of basic goods stores for the employees families. Even requires the building of more businesses to cover more of the needs of the area. Requires purchasing of material for the brewing, the equipment. And all of this hires more people who can now pay bills, buy things they had been putting off, spend money surviving. If they are succeeding, they are even buying luxury goods and building up those industries and supporting them. Everyone is growing.

Now imagine this drunk gets paid by society based on how well everyone else is doing. If the economy is booming, he gets large amounts of money to do anything with. And if it isn’t, he gets nothing and is at risk of getting clubbed in the head by a crazed teabagger.

Well, that drunk would be spending money like a motherfucker. He’d look where his money would do the most good. Who isn’t able to put their most into the system and give them money to the point where they are beginning to purchase minor luxury goods and can certainly afford any basic service, would be tweaking tax law so that companies were inclined to invest rather than hoard.

And if the crazed teabagger was all “don’t spend any money, you should horde it”, the drunk would be all “no, if I do that, you’ll club me in the head”.

Cause that’s the part that is always left out of this analogy.

The salary of the government is based on how well everyone else is doing. If people aren’t making any money, then the government isn’t making any money and outside of seizures of wealth, having money in the hands of the super-rich does no one any good because they simply can’t spend it fast enough and not in any way that actually employs many people outside of direct investment in the creation of whole new industries. And that assumes a rich person willing to lose fucking money for the public good or else you still have the same problem of earning too much to spend in a lifetime.

If my salary was related to how well everyone else in the country was doing, I’d be spending every single cent making sure every bum and hobo in this country could get a fair shake and no one could fail to pay their bills. Because it’s the only way I’ll still get money.

What they are asking is nothing less than, quit you job and use your savings to pay off your credit card bill. That’s not fiscally responsible, that’s pre-suicide preparations for the conscientous self-injurer.

Aging is sorta crappy like that.

It is not at all for the weak and faint of heart (a word of warning to all you young whippersnappers out there).

Mo shit from the Mo Lame Toolshed.

Moe, shut your fuckin’ trap.

DAS and Cerebrus are trying to explain upward/downward spirals to a meathead conservative. Guys, all you’re going to get from that is crampy fingers and reinforcement of your working theory that mankind is doomed and really lucky to have made it this far without shooting it’s own eye out with nukes.

tsam-

Nah, I only believe it didn’t shoot its eye out because its finger slipped and it shot the cat instead.

Poor kitteh. He didn’t do NUTHIN and got shot.

Use an analogy suitable for pre-schooler thinking and unfamiliarity with the adult world.

Gotcha! Thanks Fenwick. Must. Write. Tea. Party. Level.

Using simplistic analogies to explain something as complex and unique as a modern national economy is like a game of chess between a dog and a piece of jello nailed to a wall. You bouth get dirty, and the dog still doesn’t learn any Latin!

But what about all the spending? Obumma is spending like a drunken sailor.

Drunken sailor…rowr!

Steerpike-

And then the chessboard turns sentient and…

I don’t want to talk about it anymore.

The horror. The horror.

Fenwick-

Use an analogy suitable for pre-schooler thinking and unfamiliarity with the adult world.

Hmm, an analogy that the tea party would get… One sec…

Okay, imagine your meth dealer gave you a cut every time he sold a stash, would you tell him to close up shop and turn himself into the police or would you quietly tell your buddies at the Sovereign Citizen march where they can score?

Damn! That troll has the worst case of flatulence I have encountered in a long time. Hope he goes back over to StormFront, as we need to air this place out.

With Cerebus here, is there a need for any other commenters?*

*said snarkily, meant admiringly

PS–been lurking and admiring at PZ’s place too.

But what about all the spending? Obumma is spending like a drunken sailor.

Drunken sailor…rowr!

Marcus Bachmann’s pricking up his ears prick.

I would like to see Marcus and Obama dancing side by side. Then together.

badgerbadgerbadgebadger… uh, badger?

Five badgers?

Not aware of all Internet traditions!
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“Fenwick is aware of an internet tradition.”

Several!

You bouth get dirty, and the dog still doesn’t learn any Latin!
Meanwhile the dead whale remains un-kicked up the beach. Perhaps that herd of cats can be persuaded to help.

Dada analogies appear to have broked the internetz….

Dada analogies appear to have broked the internetz….

But we’re all having a ball.

I’m confused. I thought Moe Lane got whacked during Michael, Jr.’s baptism?

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Lurking Canadian said,

August 9, 2011 at 20:43

Here’s another analogy, which describes the wingnut approach to the recession.

Imagine you have set your neighbour’s house is on fire. You throw a bucket of water on the fire, notice that it hisses and smokes a bit, but the fire recovers.

Having thus proven that water doesn’t put out fires, you instead start throwing kerosene.

You notice that after you throw the kerosene, the fire appears to grow. But, since your neighbour is writhing on the ground in agony, you can assume he is an alcoholic rather than suffering from smoke inhalation, you decide that the fire is entirely his fault, and, since your theory predicts that kerosene will put the fire out if you throw enough of it, you keep throwing kerosene until the place burns to the ground. Then you spit on your neighbour and tell him this wouldn’t have happened if he weren’t a lazy, drunken layabout in the first place.

fixxored, ‘cept fer mah grammarizations.

Arguing with Wingnuts is like a circle-jerk with Nyarlathotep, Darkseid and Roger Ailes. It’s unsatisfying, never finishes and after you leave, you feel worse about yourself than when it started.

Nyarlathotep is hung like a shoggoth though.

Limbaugh fthagn!

Ugh, just finished reading that New Yorker profile of Michele Bachmann. Then I dove into the fetid waters of TiDoS apologist and Bachmann fave J. Steven Wilkins.

Gonna need a sandblasting to get the crud off.

I’m confused. I thought Moe Lane got whacked during Michael, Jr.’s baptism?

I LOLded, I did!

Limbaugh fthagn!

Heh, a huge, formless white polypous thing with luminous eyes, indeed!

Limbaugh fthagn!

Wrong mythos – he’s more the “bargon wanchi kox paa” axis.

Wrong mythos – he’s more the “bargon wanchi kox paa” axis.

i like to think of him as hraka…

i like to think of him as hraka…

Way to ruin evening silflay!

I don’t know, I can see Rushbo fitting into the Cthulhu Mythos. There’s always Azathoth the blind idiot god.

***yawn***

Way to ruin evening silflay!

sorry about that, not-thlayli

Just for fun: threaded comments will kill Burdizzo.

***yawn***

hey, can it! it’s not often i get to make science-fiction-y/fantasy refrences!

or references…wevs…

Is anyone here unfortunate enough to be from Wisconsin? I WANT RESULTS. Only the good kind, though.

Is anyone here unfortunate enough to be from Wisconsin? I WANT RESULTS. Only the good kind, though.

There’s gonna be one indignant zombie posting here soon, laddie.

okay, i did not know what burdizzo was and now i wish i wouldn’t have googled it…

The Believer – Tool: The Burdizzo® Emasculatone 9The Burdizzo Emasculatone is an elegant little tool especially suited to crushing the spermatic cords of a variety of male mammals

elegant?!?!

Careful! Don’t be uninfromed!

I WANT RESULTS. Only the good kind, though.

what’s going on in wisconsin?

There’s gonna be one indignant zombie posting here soon, laddie.

Oh yeah–I hope he’s at the poll station eating the unused brains.

Recall elections!

Recall elections!

oh yeah…duh! i hope t & u remembered to vote…

Careful! Don’t be uninfromed!

That was a fine picture.

i now feel i was uninfromed…

You know who else misspelled words?

Hiltre!

Hiltre!

i laffed…

i hope t & u remembered to vote

T & U is Missouri.

((bbfk adds state fail to her lovable tag fail.))

The only live coverage I can find of the Wisconsin recall is here, if anyone’s interested.

Just in case I html-fail, here’s the URL: http://act.boldprogressives.org/signup/signup_recallupdates/?akid=4894.1177427.aN8Q0P&rd=1&source=e1&t=1

In homage of bbfk’s tag-fails, I tag-failed both ends of italics.

It was totes deliberate, you understand.

The Hiltre is the official spelling of the SI unit of evil. One Hiltre=1000 milliStalins.

Hiltre

+1.

The type of typo that keeps on giving. Have we seen the last of it on S,N? With all the You-Know-Who-Else jokes around here? Could become teh next ‘teh’.

Fenwick is plenty high right now. (On Life, y’unnerstand… )

Other source for Cheezyhead election results.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/scoreboard.php

Polls close 8 PM central, 9 PM EDT. Results will begin then.

But how many fucktons?

T & U is Missouri.

i know this, but i do not know the tag for the *international sarcasm sign*

The fuckton is an Imperial unit. We Canuckistanis don’t understand your convoluted measurement system. You might as well ask me how many farthings in a dipthong.

Also: farthing the dipthong

Oh I get it. If the U.S. just stopped wasting money on police protection then all the “job creators” out there would have to hire bodyguards and just think how much that would stimulate the economy.

Right Moe?

Any Randite could explain to you that police and military (ie making sure no rabble steals what rightfully belongs to the boss) are the only valid functions of government. Why only those, and not, say health care, or roads, or maintenance of the water supply? A IS A BITCH!

Police protection for me not for thee!!!

Actually, what Moe is saying is Americans are lousy liars and thieves and deserve poverty.

Ain’t that right, Moe?

Actually, what Moe is saying is Americans are lousy liars and thieves and deserve poverty.

na-anh! we’re exceptional! jeebus told me so!

“The easiest way to enslave humanity is to tell them how special they are.”

Dude, SG-1? Can we get any geekier in here? Can anybody make a Farscape joke? Blake’s Seven?

“Haven’t you people ever heard of circuit-breakers?!?”

Wasn’t Moe Lane the guy who got shot in the eye during a massage at the end of The Godfather?

Government spending is inherently wasteful at best, and corrupting at worst. And the effects get worse, the more you spend.

So ya don’t need them po-lice to protect all yer hard-earned from us moochers, zat right, matey? Good news!

Cerberus said,
August 9, 2011 at 20:57

Cerberus, I love you and want to bear your children. That is all.

BS, I ahem you on behalf of the late Luca Brazzi who, despite sleeping with the fishes, got there first.

Can anybody make a Farscape joke?

Frell no!

LC–May your first grandchild be a masculine grandchild.

Dude, SG-1? Can we get any geekier in here? Can anybody make a Farscape joke? Blake’s Seven?

“When the US government is gone it is finished, Blake. And I want it finished. I want it over and done with; I want to be free.”

“But you are free now, Avon.”

“I want to be free of him.”

Avon was mah hee-roh when I was growing up…

oh for fuck’s sake

Scene: Atlanta, Buckhead, Habersham Rd. 5:30am, December 21, 1986

What are you doing back so early?
Dad, I just can’t deliver papers anymore.
What? You’ve only been at it six months son. I had to ask Ann a special favor to fix you up with this job.
I know Dad. And I appreciate it. But, gee, dad, I have a masters, I think I should at least be working in my field.
Working in your field? Bullshit. You need to earn money to pay me back for the loan I gave you for school.
Dad, throwing papers isn’t earning me enough to pay you back. I want to try for something better.
Right now, you need to think about your obligations. You owe me. I don’t owe you.
Yes sir. I don’t deny that. I owe you. But don’t you think if I found a better job….
You just shut the fuck up right now. No more, you hear. No more. You pay me back for your school, then you can look for other work.
But dad, I’ve figured that up, and it will take me twelve years to pay you back at this rate.
Tough. That’s tough shit son. Throw more papers.
I can’t. I can’t throw more papers. Besides, that isn’t the point, is it? I mean I have masters in micro biology dad. Remember?
Yeah, and I remember how much it cost me too. You signed a contract with me remember? To pay it back?
Yes, of course I remember. But I couldn’t find a job right out of school.
Well, that ain’t my goddamn fault. We didn’t have room at the lab for you. In fact, we were letting people go.
Yeah, I remember that. Good people too. Why was that dad? Cost cutting, higher profits? Yeah, I remember. I owe you.
Damn right you do. Now get on your goddamn bicyle and get back to work.
No.
No?
That’s right, no. Fuck you dad. I’m leaving.
Liar. Cheat. Bum.
Tell mom I love her. Adios.

bbkf: Do you think she writes that stuff herself? She doesn’t seem capable of that kind of concentration.

Haus of zrm.
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bbkf: Do you think she writes that stuff herself? She doesn’t seem capable of that kind of concentration.

there is no effing way she writes that stuff herself….except maybe the wah! wah! posts…

there is no effing way she writes that stuff herself….except maybe the wah! wah! posts…

That’s what I thought too. What do you want to bet that whoever writes it is a former (or future) employee of Fux News or another News Corp. venture, an employee of Regency Publishing or some other Koch-funded pestilence, and/or a graduate of some college whose name either contains a word like “liberty” or “freedom,” or is the name of someone who isn’t dead yet?

bitter scribe…the answer lies here

WTF?!?! Kathy fucking Nickolaus again! Ugh.

Anyways, back to teh topic, here’s my “analogy”. Imagine you have a drunk for a neighbour. He’s generally a pretty good guy, but when he gets in the sauce, which is all too often, he’s a really asswipe. You feel sorry for his wife – and while there’s no indication that he’s hit her yet, you’re pretty sure that the day isn’t that far off. Your neighbour on the other side is a little old lady who pries into everyone’s business and snoops 24-7. And for some reason is totally unaware of Drunk McAsswipe’s staggering home blind excursions. Because he somehow reminds her of her late husband or something. Argh, you would think that she’d be more sympathetic to the wife in that case.

And then one night you’re all killed by a Predator drone.

FREEDOM!

Rodert: A happy ending!

DK-W: Also a nice finish!

The problem with his analogy is he puts the taxpayer in the role of the money giver and the government in the role of the drunk when clearly it’s the government giving out the money and banksters who are the drunk. That way I can almost see the analogy except that he forgot to mention that under the current system the economy of the entire fucking world is reliant on the banksters staying happily drunk.

Sooner or later, the markets will expect us to settle the bill for the enormous Obama-Pelosi-Reid spending binge.

Apparently we’re off the hook for the Bush-Frist-Hastert spending binge.

I’m sorry but I wanted a different war, I’m not paying for this one.

Dear Sadly Overlords:

As long as this server switcheroo thingie is going on, would it be hard to re-set the time-stamp to correspond to some time zone? (Not a snide question, btw. I am srsly ignorant of computer stuff.)

Of course, continuing with Idiosyncratic Sadly Time is fine, too.

If you decide to keep IST, I have another suggestion: Whenever the Daylight Savings Adjust-Yer-Clocks days arrrive, you should adjust IST by 23 minutes or so. Forward or backwards, just as it suits your whim.

Your friend,

Fenwick

Wow. It looks like the time IS synced to the world now.

This is amazing. I can’t recall ever seeing non-IST before.

Thankyewverymuch!

Let’s say you’re a regular working guy with a household budget to balance. Trouble is, you’ve been living on credit & you don’t even have enough money to make the interest payments even though interest rates are low right now. Which one are you going to give up: the aircraft carriers, ICBMs & fighter jets or the meat-&-dairy inspectors, seismograph monitoring stations & biochem research funding?

Ker-whatsis?

Well duh, aircraft carriers, ICBMs and fighter jets (pew-pew) keep me safe while I’m waving my dick gun in everybodies’ faces.

Inspectors, monitors, and researchers are just doing it for the Billions to be made in grants.

You might as well ask me how many farthings in a dipthong.

Two, unless snippage has occurred.

I can at least tell you how many Hs are in “diphthong.”

Hey, the Right is pissed off because Newsweek “made Michele Bachmann look crazy”.

Snark, for the first time, fails me.

The fact is, Michelle Bachman is not crazy, liberals are for ruining USA and tying to make her look bad.
Also, we won again in Wisconsin. When will you liberals shut up and accept that we won and you lost?

I want wars with Iran, China and France.

I don’t want to pay for any of them, we can worry about that later. OMFG DEFICITS. MOAR WARS.

“. When will you liberals shut up and accept that we won and you lost?”

You first.

As long as this server switcheroo thingie is going on, would it be hard to re-set the time-stamp to correspond to some time zone?<i?

time zone fascist…

fuck me, thats a real tag fuck up, and I haven’t even started drinking yet…..

As an analogy, let’s say you work some sort of magical part-time job where you put in two hours a day, get paid enough to make a fairly decent living, and have the option of working additional hours whenever you want. But then you go and buy yourself a ton of shit you can’t afford and your credit card bills have broken your budget. Also you decide to take Fridays off.

You go to two different financial advisors to get strategies on what to do about the shortfall.

The first says that you need to prioritize spending. You have to keep making your minimum credit card payments and keep blowing a third of your total budget on expanding your magnificent gun collection. But what you also do is stop investing for retirement, cancel your health insurance and stop buying food.

The second says that maybe you can try working alternate Fridays instead of taking them all off.

So I have a friend who’s a Republitard and a drunk and I’m always having to explain to him how the rich are just out to screw him in every orifice, and he seems to get it, but then he gets drunk again and forgets. The end.

Hey, fuckwad, macroeconomics doesn’t work the same way as personal finances.

Seriously, when they do it they call it “expanding the M1 money supply,” when I do it they call it “forgery.” Hmph.

Government spending sux! A much much MUCH better idea is giving it to rich people as tax cuts. Duh! And then eating paste.

Or vice-versa.

OK, the paste thing is actually optional.

‘Wasteful’ under Keynes means money that didn’t reach consumers.

Ya know who does pretty good during economic downtimes?

Port towns filled with drunken sailors spending their government checks like drunken sailors.

I walk to 7/11. It’s the synchatron, everyone on a schedule. An influx from Brazil and elsewhere yesterday in Saskatoon. This group is unaware that this isn’t a recent development. Many are not leaving on flights out; I hear the mantra, this is a stop over. People are wearing the corpses of others, they board the same planes as one another, as the stench is overwhelming. A steady flow of people in these disguises enter the store. These masks are more convincing. They have the false skull though, that makes the head appear over-sized, the masks I saw earlier today were better.
Earlier, I enter Safeway. Avoiding detection, shopping for groceries. I’m wearing his mommie’s face. It doesn’t look the same. He thinks I’m his mom. No, I don’t. The faces are becoming realistic. Had to put a lot of eyeliner around the eyes, to hide the thickness. It’s not that realistic. You smell. Several other people have the same idea, some with the more natural affect of constructive surgery, and others with the corpse faces. No full body suits that I noted.
The change receptacles/card readers on the buses link to impulse control inhibitor/simulator technologies. As these technologies send an unbearable and compelling urge to selected individuals, the “bus drivers” (many of whom utililize assisted driving technology) goad the targeted persons. The cab radios have similar technology’s, and are used in the planning of violent episodes. These technologies require dismantling and/or deactivation. All monitoring techonolgies should be seized, and kept out-of-use pending trial.
Transport stations have many technologies, monitoring equipment and compellors. The police stations now have compellors, as well as impulse control inhibitors/simulators, and virtual reality gear that assists criminals and police officers alike in criminal activity. Facists are treasonous, and need to be stripped of badges, weaponry and electronic monitoring systems and other related technologies.
Sasktel monitors and releases information, violating privacy laws, and assisting in gathering information for the comission of crimes.
Military presence is felt in Saskatoon and elsewhere in the province. Break-in’s, experimentation, torture, assault, and thought monitoring are objectives of these “special units”. Murder by suicide is ongoing, and population control is an unannounced agenda of the Canadian military.
There is incinerators in the hospitals. Babies and the eldery are targets. Child abduction is also common in the hospitals. Nazi’s take their turns as nurses, technicians, doctors, teachers, librarians, accountants and etc. The incinerators need to be dismantled.
A no-fly zone in the area would stop the movement of the influx and pre-existing dangerous offenders in Saskatoon and area. The numbers are many, as are abducted and otherwise displaced persons. Preventing movement would allow the remaining honest members of authority a chance to identify, and therefore appropriately respond to evasive criminals and abducted persons. These persons are overwhelmed. This is a state of emergency, the assistance of the public is necessary.
Air quality directly contributes to quality of thinking, and therefore, a no-fly zone would also eliminate the releasing of chemicals in the air. Air conditioners in the buses also need to be dismantled. There are new air-units that attach to homes, and contributr to air pollution as well, Production of these electronics and technologies must cease.
Sincerely, The Pacific Army.

Halting the Funding.

This is an incomplete list of companies, corporations, organizations and businesses that fund, filtrate, redirect and misuse funds for the purposes of criminal trafficking, and political maneovering, especially as pertaining to nazi activity, and/or assisting in the concealment of crimes or information intended for public disclosure.

Zellers Mattel

Walmart Starbucks

Tim Horton’s Disney

Life Magazine KFC

Galazy Cinemas Faith Alive Churches

The Church of Latter Day Saints Indigo Book Stores

Dollarama

The following is a list businesses and organizations local to Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada, known to hold nazi meetings, or known to sell black market goods, or known to have purchase compellors, that instruct consumers to purchase products from companies with nazi affiliations and funds, and/or products that contain chemicals that increase phosophorence, suscepibility and memory loss, confusion. Or all of the above.

Fox and Hounds Brew Pub

Tomas the Cook

Olympia Restauraunt

Manchester’s

Smitty’s at Lawson Height’s mall

Double Deuce

Noodle King, Ice Cream Queen

The Bassment

Bud’s On Broadway

House Of Braids

*sysco*

Radio Cab

Great Western Inn

The Saskatoon Club

The Willo’s Golf and Country Club

Saskatoon Star Phoenix

Rawlco Radio

Here is a list of food industries that thrive with the use of slave labor, reliance on the black market and the displacement of persons. This is an incomplete list.

bananas cocoa

coffee Wing’s sugar and other products

Sunny D Del Monte

Chiquita Banana Kellogg’s

pizza pops Sugar Pops

Pop Tarts Popsicle

Baby Bottle Pop

Other unethical Purchases

pop albums (portions of the profit go to nazi funding, many artists were unaware of how funds were directed)

cotton

tobacco

diamonds

potash

gold

I would encourage all concerned individuals to compile their own lists of known criminal funding through legitimate businesses, as it is helpful to others wanting to make informed decisions.

Sincerely, The Pacific Army

add: Playboy and Rolling Stone magazine.

They (the Sheepdogs) are a part of a “union of travelling musicians who…”; known representatives of the nazi’s, talent transpositioned, upwardly mobile, violent offenders. (That’s not going too far). On a side note, there has been a remarkable influx of persons in Saskatchewan, and yet, year after year, the population remains just below 1 million. Although I have no estimate of the death toll this year, in 1996 there was over 55,000 murders in Saskatchewan, murders conspired and executed by nazi’s. As always, it is important to note that nazi’s come in all shades.