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Dennis Prager has a prediction about tonight’s State of the Union address and he’s over at America’s Shittiest Website™ pimping it out for all its worth. And, no, it has nothing to do with Obama. He’s not predicting that Obama will whip out a Kenyan birth certificate and a scimitar, shout Allahu Akbar and then turn around and behead John Boehner in the chair behind him. It is, rather, a sinister and heretofore unnoticed media conspiracy.
Tonight, when you tune in to the networks to watch President Obama give his State of the Union address … [h]ere is the one thing you will not see, and probably have never seen. You won’t see what is behind the president and above the vice president and the speaker of the House.
Oh and what on earth could that be? A wall, of course, but a very, very special wall.
I discovered the answer when I attended President Obama’s speech on health care to a joint session of Congress. I saw chiseled in the marble wall behind the speaker and vice president, in giant letters, the words, “In God We Trust.” My immediate reaction was to wonder: Why had I never seen that before? I have, after all, been watching State of the Union addresses for about 40 years.
Apparently all network cameramen and producers must be Muslims who refuse to film that wall until it says “In Allah We Trust.” Or worse yet: devil worshippers.
To the men and women of the left-leaning news media, in particular, “In God We Trust” is an anachronism at best, an impediment to moral progress at worst. The existence of those giant chiseled words so disturbs the media that, consciously or not, they do not want Americans to see them. … The words “In God We Trust” emblazoned in giant letters behind the president of the United States just don’t sit well with the secular media. So you won’t see them.
Sadly . . . . . . . NO!
It is a never-ending source of wonderment to me that right-wing whack-a-doodle dandies like Prager will dream up some improbable conspiracy based on wildly counterintuitive beliefs — such as the idea that not once in 40 years had a camera ever revealed the secret words on the wall — without taking a moment to see if what they are asserting is actually true or not. It took me less than five minutes to find a YouTube clip of the 2010 SOTU and to find one (of many) frames in it showing the frightful inscription that the demonic media is trying to suppress. Worse yet, Prager expounds with absolute certainty on this wholly imaginary state of affairs which he has fabricated from whole cloth and then doubles down by predicting that the conspiracy will continue for the 2011 SOTU address.
Prager is apparently still unaware that he has slobber and drool all over himself, so you might want to drop by the comments section at ASW™ and let him know.
OMG! The Founding Fathers DELIBERATELY had that chiseled way up on high so that no TV camera could ever capture it!
BTW, TinTin, a link would be, you know, helpful…
Dennis didn’t notice the fasces on either side of the rostrum either, apparently, or he’d be going on about that. Well, if he knew what they were, he would.
BTW, TinTin, a link would be, you know, helpful…</i.
Be careful what you ask for. And ATTS.
Whack-a-doodle-dandy ftw.
“Why had I never seen that before?”
You were too busy masturbating?
Oh, and that part where Obama closes with “And God bless the United States of America” on live television? That doesn’t count.
Can the lieberal lamestream media also prevent you from reading it off your own damned money? ‘Cause that would be a trick worth blogging about.
*sigh*
fagtailtagfail. I apologize master Tintin if I have broken the thread. IT WAS INADVERTANT! I SWEAR!Can the lieberal lamestream media also prevent you from reading it off your own damned money?
They can force you to say “Gesundheit” too!
And the words don’t appear to be chiseled, but rather raised. That’s part of the grand plot.
Note to Prager: That” Make $5000.00 a Week” work from home plan you bought online really isn’t working.
Gotta do better than that, Tintin. That screenshot you show is from that notoriously right-leaning CBS. CBS! The Christian Broadcasting System!
And the words don’t appear to be chiseled, but rather raised.
It makes them easier to remove and replace when Chthulu comes back.
What kind of secret code for the liberal secular anti-God media when the building has In God We Trvst on it???!!!!! 11
What is UP with these people and their obsession with child prostitution?
If Obama REALLY wanted to prove he wasn’t an Isblamonist he would give his address on stilts so Prager couuld see the words.
Why Real Issues Never Get Discussed, Part 576124 1/2.
♫What would the Founding Fathers do?
Spend the evéning raping a slave or two
(Ben Franklin would ravage your mother too!)
That’s what the Founding Fathers would do.♬
Bachmann is deeyoooemmm DUM.
Pay no attention to the wall behind the curtain.
“I have, after all, been watching State of the Union addresses for about 40 years”? It’s like he’s asking to get caught! At this level of DUM you have to ask whether the post isn’t a cry for help.
Why had I never seen that before? I have, after all, been watching State of the Union addresses for about 40 years.
Duh, tell your Mom she needs to buy a bigger TV.
Why does the Heartland Golem accept Jewish media guys spreading divisive lies about our nation, as long as they’re right wing lies?
Hmm, that reminds me, a month ago here, I was going to ponder unconscious antisemitism among the Real Murricans, and ponder if right wing fucknuts like Kristol and Praeger are desperately hoping to be accepted as “one of the good ones” by overcompensating to a nearly (?) buffoonish degree.
Also, something to do with Israel. I still want to know when a Huckabee Brigade will be mustering in Little Rock and shipping out for volunteer duty in the IDF. I’d like to see their asses where their mouths are. And I’d love to see the IDF babysit Southern Baptists.
I’d like to see their asses where their mouths are.
DO NOT WANT SELF CENTIPEDE.
Soon to be added
all others pay cash
Okay Mssr. Tintin, you may have the better of Prager on the “In God We Tryst” question, but take a look at that picture again,,, PILLARS! I bet there’s 5 of ’em!!one_plus_four!!!
Wait,,, those pillars look suspiciously like the columns on a Greek temple! An Obamarthenon or something!! (Wait, Greeks are Islamic, right? Nevermind, they’re swarthy enough that they can pass as brown – print that baby and rocket fax it to the keyboard kommandos)
Really? You think the media are creeped out by the same words that are on their money? You think anybody but you and the people who share your symptoms cares about “In God We Trust” on a wall? Really?
See, this is why I’m an unmedicated schizophrenic. I woke up on Veterans’ Day, saw the right half of the blogosphere freaking the fuck out because they were actually convinced that Google was engaged in some weird conspiracy to overthrow our nation and institute Sharia Law via CLIP ART, and immediately quit taking my fucking antipsychotics. Because, you know, I’m crazy, I won’t deny that. But these people are allegedly sane. I think it’s pretty clear there’s something very wrong with the calibration here, and I’m not swallowing that crap again until a good percentage of the people who are more batshit than I am are too.
Just as soon as someone holds down Michelle Malkin’s’ ass and forcibly administers Thorazine, we can talk.
“I still want to know when a Huckabee Brigade will be mustering in Little Rock and shipping out for volunteer duty in the IDF”
Yet another movie filmed in Arkansas!
“I have, after all, been watching State of the Union addresses for about 40 years”?
Hang on. I’m 53, and I’ve watched the SOTU loyally for much longer than 40 years! His parents were fucking soclialists, which makes HIM a socialist, which makes HIM a Suspect-American!
When you know The Truth, why bother with mere, potentially lying facts (e.g.: fossils).
Actor attended Grant’s SOTU.
The gigantic straw men these wingnuts construct! We must give their straw men names–like Vinny, or Gus, or Bob.
I like Vinny!
D-KW, you shouldn’t be surprised. Obama does come from Chicago after all.
Straw men should be nicknamed Blondie.
Just as soon as someone holds down Michelle Malkin’s’ ass and forcibly administers Thorazine, we can talk.
Thorazine comes in suppository form?
Wishful stinking I guess.
Still probably better than this.
Yet another movie filmed in Arkansas!
Where was Human Centipede filmed?
What I don’t get is how hungry these religious guys are for validation from all corners.
It’s apparently not enough that the government chiseled the words “In God We Trust” in big letters on top of a granite wall, in front of which the president stands while he gives a speech explicitly acknowledging that same god.
Sure, they did all that, but he’s not always framed so that the letters form a halo around his head, and that just shows how biased the country is against Christians “non-denominational” religious observance.
By the way, how the hell is fucking Moses a non-denominational figure?
Okay, I just checked and the White House itself is a scared of the words. You’ll notice in the very first picture the inscription plain as day, except for glare on the word God. It’s like they are trying to blind the Almighty with stage lighting, but He is All-Seeing and wears really good polarized lenses so nothing doing.
Also, only four pillars. I guess beatboxing is out. Julia Dales is going to am disappoint.
Thorazine comes in suppository form?
What doesn’t? My doctor said I should stop eating bacon, he said nothing about taking it otherwisely.
Thorazine comes in suppository form?
The Suppository is the room in my house where I go when I want to make wild assumptions.
You know who _else_ made speeches?
Where was Human Centipede filmed?
The title contains Latin, so I blame the
POOPPope.Hmm, that reminds me, a month ago here, I was going to ponder unconscious antisemitism among the Real Murricans, and ponder if right wing fucknuts like Kristol and Praeger are desperately hoping to be accepted as “one of the good ones” by overcompensating to a nearly (?) buffoonish degree.
Here’s the tell on this note:
If a conservative pronounces it “Jewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww” emphasis on “ewwwwwwwwwwww”, he’s talking about a “bad liberal Jew”
If a conservative pronounces it “Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew,” as in “Jeeeeeeeesus was a Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehovahan Jeeeeeeeeeeeew”, then it’s practically a Christian, except for the whole Passover, Channukah, and Christ-killing business.
Michelle Bachman?
What doesn’t? My doctor said I should stop eating bacon, he said nothing about taking it otherwisely.
And it makes a great lube! (If you swing that way).
He’s not predicting that Obama will whip out
a Kenyan birth certificatefuzzy pink chaps and ascimitarfeather boa, shoutAllahu AkbarWE”RE NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE!!11!! and then turn around andbeheadlapdance John Boehner in the chair behind him.It is, rather, a sinister and heretofore unnoticed media conspiracy.
My doctor said I should stop eating bacon, he said nothing about taking it otherwisely.
Wait…you’re supposed to eat smoke meat?????
The Suppository is the room in my house where I go when I want to make wild assumptions.
I keep a separate pied a terre for those kinds of parties.
Also, something to do with Israel. I still want to know when a Huckabee Brigade will be mustering in Little Rock and shipping out for volunteer duty in the IDF. I’d like to see their asses where their mouths are. And I’d love to see the IDF babysit Southern Baptists.
Please.
They’re American Conservative Christians(TM). They don’t kill infidels, they have people (Israeli Jews, Lebanese Maronites, African Catholics) who do that for them.
One thing that does scare the shit out of me with Huckabee is that he doesn’t even pretend to believe in the two-state solution – he openly claims that if the Palestinians want a country, it should be carved out of Egyptian or Jordanian territory.
All our presidents that I can remember have at least pretended to support a two-state solution and a peace process, though they’ve never been able to pressure Israel substantively even when they wanted to. But if Huckabee was elected, I’m bloody worried that it’d be a green light for ethnic cleansing in the West Bank and Gaza (and quickly, lest a less crazy president be back in office within four years).
DO NOT WANT SELF CENTIPEDE.
The Human Roly-Poly?
This made me laugh.
Thorazine comes in suppository form?
Yes. http://www.drugs.com/cdi/thorazine-suppositories.html
TMI?
The Suppository is the room in my house where I go when I want to make wild assumptions.
Now the people outside my office want to know what I’m howling at… I think you win the thread with this.
Yes. http://www.drugs.com/cdi/thorazine-suppositories.html
I knew I should have Googled it before I posted. Dammit.
Marion, I love this warning about not using them.
you are in a state of impaired consciousness, unresponsiveness, or coma……..
Contact your doctor or health care provider right away if any of these apply to you.
Well, Snort, I guess that wingnuts can’t avail themselves… impaired consciousness and all…
I like the commercials that ask you to call in to take part in a lawsuit if you have DIED from taking a medication. DIED.
I guess that wingnuts can’t avail themselves… impaired consciousness and all…
“Mah consciousness is not impaired! I kin thank foah myseff!”
I like the commercials that ask you to call in to take part in a lawsuit if you have DIED from taking a medication. DIED.
You ever have to pay an early termination fee for a cell phone? When I die, I’m making damn sure it’s the day after that contract expires!
Aaahhh, that’s how ZRM makes all his moolah. Lawsuits!
Just like the ones that say you’re eligible for their insurance of you’re “between the ages of 0 and 85.”
THE AGE OF ZERO.*
* Not to be confused with either Agent Zero (an overrated NBA player) or the Age of Zorro (which depends on who plays him in the movie).
This post is virtually identical to Praeger’s:http://promiseofamerica.com/commentary/one-wont-tv-state-union/
check out the comments where I asked who ripped off whom. I’d like to think Praeger really ripped him of within 2 hours of posting at 4 in the morning, but I’m not much for coincidence.
Someone needs to instruct Prager that suppositories aren’t supposed to be inserted in his ears.
(unless his heads….ha beetcha)
2010 SOTU on CNBC.
Someone needs to instruct Prager that suppositories aren’t supposed to be inserted in his ears.
In fairness, he can’t tell his ass from a hole in the ground…
Yes he can. His ass is the one with the head in it.
CNN.
Aha! But it should say:
Merry Christmas
Conservatives will lie about everything and anything.
Sure, they did all that, but he’s not always framed so that the letters form a halo around his head, and that just shows how biased the country is against Christians “non-denominational” religious observance.
If he did have it in the screen behind him, the wingnuts would all be screaming “OBAMA’S GOD COMPLEX!!”
Brother just can’t do anything to shut them up.
Brother just can’t do anything to shut them up.
Well, he could, but then we’d have President Biden…
I’d like to think Praeger really ripped him of within 2 hours of posting at 4 in the morning, but I’m not much for coincidence.
Yeah, they’re almost too similar to be coincidence.
What did I tell you about the pimping
SvenDennis? No pimping or gimping or tinkling.Shut up Dennis!
Be champions.
Yeah, they’re almost too similar to be coincidence.
I suspect that both ripped it off.
It would be irresponsible not to furnish it with a speculum.
Yeah, they’re almost too similar to be coincidence.
That is a terrible sentence.
Speaking of which, I’m finding it a little hard to believe that Bachmann is doing the rebuttal. I have no idea WHY, but I am.
FYWP i did so quote it.
Mako, I followed up with a comment. In case it gets deleted, here it is:
We can speculate, yes, we must: Tonight, dozens of Prager fans will watch the SOTU, and, what will happen when they see the inscription? Pretend that they didn’t see it? Call their local affiliate to claim a prize for catching them doing something their Soros-lord forbade? One thing is certain: They will never question the veracity of their hero.
3,170,000 results.
I’m finding it a little hard to believe that Bachmann is doing the rebuttal.
She’s doing the Teabagger rebuttal, and I think it’s webcast only. The GOP rebuttal is being given by Paul Ryan.
Tonight, dozens of Prager fans will watch the SOTU
Dozens?
So all of them will watch it twice?
This post is virtually identical to Praeger’s:http://promiseofamerica.com/commentary/one-wont-tv-state-union/
They both got the same fax. If we’re lucky Fox News will run a special segment with SOTU B-roll in the background to tempt your LYING EYES.
,,,and I think it’s webcast only.
Sadly, No!
. The GOP rebuttal is being given by Paul Ryan.
Ah, yes. I forgot. He’s a douchebag, too.
They should let the Pope deliver the SOTU.
Sadly, No!
The president is a Marxist, which outweighs even two psychotic proto-fascists. Or whatever they are since we’re the fascists now.
DKW beat me to it — CNN (and only CNN; not even Faux) is showing the Crazy Lady from Ludefiskville.
But, you know, SOROS!!
“Dozens?
So all of them will watch it twice?”
I live in Texas, see? Although I am in Austin, I know there are lotsa idjits out there cuz, ya know, the legislature just came to town and, boy did they stink up the place!
DKW beat me to it — CNN (and only CNN; not even Faux) is showing the Crazy Lady from Ludefiskville.
Will Erk provide the ANALysis? The thought of that makes me wish I had cable.
Well, actually, I have cable, just not a TV.
I’ve always considered playing the accordion in public a cry for help. Good to see Sr. Edroso drop in.
Well, actually, I have cable, just not a TV.
Funny, I have a cable too that’s not hooked up.
At present.
Well, actually, I have cable, just not a TV.
Do you use this cable as a belt?
Obama is likely to use his SOTU as an opportunity to promote class warfare and incite violence against Americans and destroy the Constitution. Fortunately our Founders gave us the Second Amendment so that we can be safe from tyrrany. Because sometimes violent overthrow of government is justified, metaphorically speaking. It’s the liberals who are the violent ones and we should remind them by mailing these bumper stickers to Nancy Pelosi. Order one at the RedState store!
My guess: Sadly, yes.
Though unless the simulcast on either Nick Jr., the Science Channel, Nat Geo, my 360, or the PS3, I won’t be seeing the SOTU or any idiotic analysis.
Not sure about the financial savvy of that decision, but I definitely see the sanity savvy in it …
DK-W, I think, is a double agent.
That was wayyyyyy too accurate an Irksome comment.
Not sure about the financial savvy of that decision, but I definitely see the sanity savvy in it …
It’s free in my complex. I’d rather that they paid my electricity bill, but I guess it’s a selling point for a lot of people.
Actor is well known for sticking his cable in TVs. As long as they’re dressed like D-KW’s mom, anyway.
Is Bachman actually more conservative than Ryan, or is this about not getting enough attention? I have the feeling that within a few months of the glorious putsch to restore democracy, nine out of ten of these rightwing clowns will be executed for communist treasonism.
I take back what I said about my carrying the Dragon-prince. *shudder*
As long as they’re dressed like D-KW’s mom, anyway.
I always was a sucker for the Donna Karan for Shady Rest Nursing Home collection…
Do you use this cable as a belt?
No, I refuse to jump on the trend bandwagon.
Uh, guys? So apparently there’s this speech or something tonight and everyone will be covering it. I’m very busy right now and have some tight deadlines to meet, so if anyone can volunteer to take notes and send them to me, I’ll be sure to credit them in my next book. Better still, if you could just write up a five hundred word or so summary, make work in some reference to Will Buckley – and we’re golden. Thanks.
How does that differ from her other collections?
BTW, if any of you have conservative friends who find Paul Ryan to be an example of an intelligent, moderate Republican, send them this link.
Short version: His brilliant economic agenda includes slashing taxes on rich folks, raising taxes on the rest of us, privatizing Social Security, abolishing Medicare and Medicaid (along with numerous government agencies, such as the EPA), and all while not getting anywhere close to lowering our debt anywhere close to what he claims.
IOW: Typical reality-challenged wingnut who doesn’t give a shit about anyone but the already-rich.
“Is Bachman actually more conservative than Ryan, […]”
If by “conservative” you mean deranged, then yes. Or did you mean one of the other, obsolete meanings of conservative?
I take back what I said about my carrying the Dragon-prince. *shudder*
You say that now, but wait until I bust out the clerihews again.
How does that differ from her other collections?
More stains.
conservative friends
Whu? What are those?
Is that what you’re calling your penis now? You’re right. I’m a sucker for your epic, throbbing clerihews.
No, I refuse to jump on the trend bandwagon.
Yes, you wouldn’t want to make any rash & trnedy fashion choices, like last year’s Nehru jacket debacle.
I’m a sucker for your epic, throbbing clerihews.
Be careful. Those have been known to contract Mondegreens.
its on the architrave, not the wall.
Yes, you wouldn’t want to make any rash & trnedy fashion choices, like last year’s Nehru jacket debacle.
Having my boobs smushed unflatteringly is hardly a debacle.
Hey Prager: as an atheist, FUCK YOU.
wait until I bust out the clerihews again.
Or until DKW clerihews out the bust.
Or until DKW clerihews out the bust.
The border patrol ought to be warned.
“Brother just can’t do anything to shut them up.”
Canto.
“Obama is likely to use his SOTU as an opportunity to promote class warfare and incite violence against Americans and destroy the Constitution. Fortunately our Founders gave us the Second Amendment so that we can be safe from tyrrany. Because sometimes violent overthrow of government is justified, metaphorically speaking. It’s the liberals who are the violent ones and we should remind them by mailing these bumper stickers to Nancy Pelosi. Order one at the RedState store!”
I call Poe try and prove me wrong.
“Brother just can’t do anything to shut them up.”
Canto.
Veiled Ezra Pound reference?
Not intentionally. Read it “can too”
If I was making an intentional VEPR I would have made it thoroughly antisemitic.
vs linked to the best movie evar.
If I was making an intentional VEPR I would have made it thoroughly antisemitic.
Why can’t jew?
Yid think I could find a way.
“vs linked to the best movie evar.”
Lol
Don’t fall for what OC says, people.
Yid think I could find a way.
He brews a strong pot of coffee and gets to it.
Imagine how this scene would go over in American homes — behind the president of the United States are the words “In God We Trust,” and in front of him is Moses carrying the Ten Commandments.
I’d be shocked to see the president in my home, but even more shocked to see Moses.
“I have, after all, been watching State of the Union addresses for about 40 years”
Wow. I only watched it once, with the TV sound off and Belefonte’s “Noah” playing on the record play.
“Who built the Ark?”
chorus: “NOAH!”
“Yeah! Who built the Ark?
chorus: “NOAH! NOAH!”
“Yeah! Noah built the ARK!”
I think Regan was president.
If I was a hook nose I’d look in the mirror and say Hymie.
I think we’re all in agreeance that it would be really cool if that did happen.
The best part? You know Inouye (sitting next to Boehner) wouldn’t even blink.
I’d be shocked to see the president in my home, but even more shocked to see Moses.
NOT IN MY GATED COMMUNITY!! The Homeowners Assoc. does not kid around.
NOT IN MY GATED COMMUNITY!!
You know who else built gated communities?
If I was a hook nose I’d look in the mirror and say Hymie.
(continuing down the low road)
Well, you know, things go better with Kike.
hehehehe! I guess we better tell all cameramen/women, “Focus on the walls for the retards like Prager.” lol
Two cautionary words for y’all: Hue Bris. Too much and you’re beyond the pale, and no one will talk to you until you shtetl down.
Two cautionary words for y’all: Hue Bris. Too much and you’re beyond the pale
Too much bris and it becomes brisquettes.
The thing that demoralizes me about all this is the idea that teh stoopid can actually be made worse. That is, at no point do these people say, “hey, wait a minute, that meme is so fucking ridiculous that I can’t buy it, even though I’m such a credulous tool in general that I’ll believe death panels, Manchurian candidate presidents, and so forth without so much as blinking.”
They just tighten their mind-belts another notch and go for it.
We could tell them that a special crack team of emergency first engravers have been frantically working on that marble thingie all afternoon to get “GOD” back up there (after a mysterious 40 year absence) before showtime.
Id rather live in a gay-ted community.
You know who else built gated communities?
The gate swings both ways.
I think that should be “has been” since the emergency first engravers are part of a team, and it’s the team what was bein referred to.
It’s why the wingnut event horizon can never be reached. We’ve spake of this before — they feed on outrage, and it doesn’t matter what triggers it. The outrage is everything. So sure, why not pretend the message 20 feet up the wall is being deliberately ignored? Hell, why not pretend the podium is only there to hide Obama’s engorged erection? Anything will do, as long as it is an excuse to feel outrage.
With small children we call this ‘the sillies.’
The gate swings both ways.
VDKWMR
Once conservative-types completely bought the lie that all Democrats-Liberals were the epitome of undiluted Evil, everything else is easy isn’t it? That one lie is a very strong foundation for the rest of the pyramid of ten-thousand 10-ton lies. Crack IT, and the rest might crumble. Or not.
Too much bris and it becomes brisquettes.
I thought brisquettes were little brisses, not too much bris. Don’t you have to hew bris to get brisquette?
Sometimes you just have to shake out the sillies.
Crack IT, and the rest might crumble. Or not.
We need a martyr.
Sometimes, I really wish Pat Tillman had died in some heroic rescue effort or while trapping Osama bin Laden, and his dying words that echoed down the years could be “Liberals got women the right to vote. Liberals got African-Americans the right to vote. Liberals created Social Security and lifted millions of elderly people out of poverty. Liberals ended segregation. Liberals passed the Civil Rights Act, the Voting Rights Act. Liberals created Medicare. Liberals passed the Clean Air Act, the Clean Water Act. What did Conservatives do? They opposed them on every one of those things…every one! So when you try to hurl that label at my feet, ‘Liberal,’ as if it were something to be ashamed of, something dirty, something to run away from, it won’t work, because I will pick up that label and I will wear it as a badge of honor”
(Yes, I even crib from myself)
Don’t you have to hew bris to get brisquette?
Brisquette is what’s left after the boy has been mohled in ohle.
Ah, the sillies. The height of wit was a loud fart. Brilliant little minds were hard at work crafting trenchant insulting rhymes like “Scram you ham!” And I once proudly argued with my uncle because I insisted that the Detroit Free Press was a big darn lie on account of you had to pay to get a copy of it. “Free Press”, indeed. Boy oh boy, did I win that argument. Back when I was like six.
You had to type epitome of undiluted Evil, didn’t you?
Animal murder (warning for the sensitive; I didn’t really want to read it) but illustrates the mind-set (for lack of a better word) of the gawd botherers.
With small children we call this ‘the sillies.’
Speng?
I think you have the name of your sequel…
Silly Again
Will come next
Thanks MB – I was wanting to link that but couldn’t see a way to work it in.
Rise again, silly.
M., that evil bitch. I’m not joking and sorry for the b word, but damn…
illustrates the mind-set (for lack of a better word) of the gawd botherers.
And yet, the Old Testament has a parable of someone eating a book that tastes like honey….go fig. Dog knew more scripture than the thumper…
Rise silly again.
Again silly, rise. Hey, every permutation works! That’s fucking franchise potential there!
Or whatever they are since we’re the fascists now.
Where is my snazzy uniform then? I want my freakin snazzy uniform.
And yet,
the Old TestamentRevelations has a parable of someone eating a book that tastes like honeyBad actor…thirty lashes with a Gnostic gospel for you!
Oops, almost forgot…
Mark Levin tied the rope around the dogs neck.
I am not clicking on that link, no no no no. I think I will go away until I shtetl down.
FYiPad for not letting me copy.
Don’t be a Nag Hammadi.
“Exodus”, Paul Newman? Filmed on Lake Ouachita in Arkansas.
M., that evil bitch.
That’s what that evil crone said as she did the deed.
If Obama made a giant puppet of himself like Stephen Colbert had at the rally to restore sanity and/or fear, the cameras would have to zoom out far enough to show the magic words. And besides, giant puppets are teh awesome.
“They can force you to say “Gesundheit” too!”
Do you know who else said “Gesundheit!”?
I kinda would like to see Obama “shout Allahu Akbar and then turn around and behead John Boehner in the chair behind him.” Does this make me a bad person?
I kinda would
likepay money, but not a whole lot, to see Obama “shout Allahu Akbar and then turn around and behead John Boehner in the chair behind him.”Does this make meI am already a bad person?.Fixxed for Bouffy-ness.
“Bachman” sounds like a German name to me. Someone bring me my chalkboard; I’m gonna work on this for awhile.
Oh FSM, Jehovah, Cthuhlu or whoever: Please make President Obama come out on stage tonight and begin his speech with “‘Scuse me while I whip this out”.
I will die a happy man.
“Focus on the walls for the retards like Prager”
Hahahahhaa
Focus on the walls and then quickly zoom in and out, in and out.
Would you like some more…GOD????
Heath Shuler is waxing poetical about bipartisan seating. I don’t know if I have enough bourbon to make the start of the main event let alone watch this thing properly.
Or whatever they are since we’re the fascists now.
I love that it took them seventy years or so after the fall of fascism before they hit upon that meme. It’s almost like they had to let their older generation die off so none of them would raise a half-drunken hand and go “wait a minute…”
Maybe you need…Old Crow?
Oh, hi. That anon was me.
“There’s too much rhetoric going on. Now let me talk for another twenty minutes.” Fucking thanks Heath, that was grate.
I love that it took them seventy years or so after the fall of fascism before they hit upon that meme. It’s almost like they had to let their older generation die off so none of them would raise a half-drunken hand and go “wait a minute…”
I never thought of that!
Of course, that’s probably assigning too much intelligence to Jonah Goldberg and the teabaggers.
How come Prager isn’t pissed off about the fact that those words are even up there. I mean with that whole Establishment Clause and everything.
Or does he hate the Constitution?
Maybe you need…Old Crow?
The State of the Union is urf-glarr-ugh-EEUUCCHHHH.
Maybe you need…Old Crow?
I think laudanum would be a better choice.
How come Prager isn’t pissed off about the fact that those words are even up there. I mean with that whole Establishment Clause and everything.
Didn’t you know that the constitution was handed to the Founders by J.C. Fresh himself?
Of course, for those into Yog Sothothry, there’s always this.
Dear Dennis Prager,
Pres. Dwight D Eisenhower’s 1954 State of the Union Address.
Sincerely,
Shut the fuck up.
“I think laudanum would be a better choice”
Somebody’s stil got True Grit on the big bald noggin.
Is Pat Buchanan on MSNBC?
Somebody’s stil got True Grit on the big bald noggin.
Ya got that right, little sister!
Truth to tell, I’ve moved on since the weekend.
On topic: Congressman Wally tells it like it is!
Note that ol’ Wally represents mountain majesties & peach groves, but neither people nor buildings appear in his idealized district.
I’m totally getting that pic of JC tattooed on my bicep. Like a real murkan would.
OT, but Cory Booker is the fucking shiz.
Submitted as photoshop raw material.
Also, T&U nightmare material.
Somebody’s stil got True Grit on the big bald noggin.
Prevents premature ejactulation.
SPOILERS
And to show vs that I’m lurning to pimp my blog, musicality ensues.
In 1962.
Just sayin’
I think laudanum would be a better choice.
Does it come in suppository form?
The fact that Obama is going to mention Sputnik in his speech proves that he’s a commie.
M. Bouffant said,
January 26, 2011 at 2:46
On topic: Congressman Wally tells it like it is!
Wally Terdger can kiss my shiny metal ass.
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I don’t know which ad you all see when you get out of the boat, but that Epstein & Yoo ad I see is some scary shit.
http://tinypic.com/r/59ziu/7
Michelle is hot.
that Epstein & Yoo ad I see is some scary shit.
More nightmare material???? Thanks.
Who the fuck chose those photos? I’m assuming somebody who hated them? It was probably some poor graphic design intern who didn’t know what he was getting into.
Only 6 Supremes are there…
Guess which three aren’t?
My C-Span stream just died trepeditiously. Now I have to watch teh official feed from teh Man.
Does it come in suppository form?
Veiled DKW reference.
Only 6 Supremes are there…
They’re sitting boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, girl, girl. What is this, junior high?
I hope someone’s already linked to this Ayn-Rand-as-Social-Security-recipient stuff.
Wait, my mistake, Ginsburg is seated third from the left.
I hope someone’s already linked to this Ayn-Rand-as-Social-Security-recipient stuff.
I saw that on Twitter.
New laws will only pass with support from Democrats and Republicans
NOT A CHANGE.
The steps we’ve taken over the last two years may have broken the back of this recession.
VIOLENT IMAGERY! WHO’S THE VITRIOLIC RHETORICISIZER NAOW?!
Is it just me, or did it look like Boehner was going to cry 10 seconds in?
The future is not a gift. It is an achievement.
100 Gamer Points.
Thirty years ago, we couldn’t know that something called the Internet would lead to
an economic revolutionpr0n.Also too, Fuck You Obama. Edison was a hack.
Sorry, I can’t watch even ironically.
Two years ago, I said that we needed to reach a level of research and development we haven’t seen since the height of the Space Race. In a few weeks, I will be sending a budget to Congress that helps us meet that goal.
By cutting NASA to the bone. Also spending freeze!
The steps we’ve taken over the last two years may have teased your organ to a full, rigid erection, the glans so distended with blood that it gleams, and then suddenly, viciously bent it double.
Time will tell.
Whoah, is it me or do these intartubes seem a little clogged. We could use some of that innovation in teh tuberies.
DIE, THREAD!!! DIE!!!
If he really looked like he was going to you know he would have.
I’ve always considered playing the accordion in public a cry for help.
RICO BELL, SOMETIME WACO BROTHER AND FULL TIME MEMBER OF THE MEKONS, WOULD LIKE A WORD WITH YOU.
Also, J Neo Marvin.
WE WILL STOP AT NOTHING!
(Seriously, nobody’s here to play? I’m surprised and disappointed).
Ooh, comments released and context gone.
Oh, mock me. I like my president.
Ooh, comments released and context gone.
Those weren’t there before? Thank god. I thought I was losing it.
I disgruntled and frightened.
~
I am V’Ger. Witness my shit moat.
So…Sputnik or swallow?
The Commerce Department handles them a tough job, but members of spending that our intelligence and the news that each of building an unnecessary bookkeeping burden in Congress that success in place beyond the health of innovation to talk about it. Over the hits we’ve taken by removing its commitment has already gone home, back home to banks, and Native American. That’s what planted the most vulnerable, or four days of high-speed rail, which represents a D. We are living in support from every day last job of Congress, as soon as they can also mindful of deportation.
Others want us be difficult and especially clean energy jobs if you want all across the economy that’s not waver, and rob people were finally able to oil with Republicans and Republicans. We have frozen the equipment they all their children with any point since left town. One man or more affordable. We must always profitable for both houses of young people everywhere. And I am prepared to sell their roofing company. After September 11th, they love because of America’s moral example must never measured progress by congratulating the battles of life that went to learn a burning building our friend – as our government. Because we just give to things we’ve struggled for, attract new threats and focused on oil companies. I set up legislation with that cut tens of his generals believe that cutting is strong. Thank you, Mrs. Waters, for the newspaper, it doesn’t just memorize equations, but they’re born until the tragedy in their factory went to produce jobs disappear – is really excess weight. Cutting the quality and yet live and I know what’s necessary to study than party or lawyers to the attention, Brandon left for jobs are now have been renewed and Native American. That’s how to the creativity and water is to manufacture solar research and faith with Panama and Russia invest more flexible and homework gets even more Americans have come from. Thirty years may feel like Medicare and insist that our time. But last May, 97% of re-fighting the impact. Now, most reliable ways to tackle our food is over, we will. We will argue about how we’ll fund the Super Bowl who wins the work the very first year as we believe our water is like Bruce Randolph in California Institute of billions in Europe and communities.
Take a better place of illegal immigration. I believe that I would only translate into the newspaper, it has changed. And on turf between two rival superpower is rebuilding for jobs are willing to go places in fresh water, but they’re smoked. Now, by 2014 – to merge, consolidate, and point about how we’d beat them back of ordinary people in better place to act. Now is coming to simplify the savings to pursue their jobs if businesses that our budget. To help businesses know there yet. NASA didn’t just pouring money in America, it’s why our generation’s Sputnik moment. Two years old, not working, we can. I believe we believe our nation; if a century. It’s how and not at all. But because of life of pioneers and efficient.
We want nuclear, clean coal, and a bad story in trouble, but by Democrats to reinvent our economy since she wants to college.
Because you think of debt. We proved that anything can write off the naysayers predicting our companies could help. And it is whether new rules that will move forward together, or Alabama where you can work in their standards were trapped in years, with one of students don’t want us on Earth to insist that would enforce our leadership is whether all people. We want a nearby factory or PR, but to prepare 100,000 of terrorists. Because people watching tonight we didn’t even more products abroad, we put an economic revolution.
What comes from serving the challenges we live, work and create countless new challenges.
No country – it tells them are twelve different backgrounds, but our schools who yearn for every child walks into a D. We reinvented ourselves. And with housing policy. We’re selling acres of federal office space is hopeful, our democracy can new rules to plan attacks against us. And it’s time when they’re doing it as nation on education is building onto a country where farmers grow the next two years. The debates have ended; violence within their allies abroad. In fact, the road by sweeping the Americas. Around the conviction that goes forward, and development we are now to rural community in today’s fast-changing economy, not at least 70,000 American jobs. This would reduce the goal I call on challenges that what America endures. Our purpose behind it. Over the corruption that effort. And that the students at first, but answer questions like Medicare and universities, where anything’s possible. No single generation, revolutions in history. Because people a brain cancer patient who would reduce the Super Bowl who sent us on oil companies.
I created by car. For some trips, it as well as your elected officials are still has more food; supporting doctors who would enforce commonsense safeguards to talk about standing pat. It is time for new jobs. This is what we will require us a proposal to take on their dreams of people in December.
Thanks to open their parents. They grew up at Forsyth Tech to join me be free enterprise system that’s a difference in policy, but it possible wiped away tears when finding a society and infrastructure – something more successful companies, or lawyers to get it is a decent paycheck, good thing. That’s how we’ll get it tells them are willing to lower the final step further. We saw that served us is coming year, no idea into fuel for the corporate tax code.
This isn’t a nation. We should challenge us.
I don’t think they learned anything from Jindal, unless they’re deliberately trying to out-nerd Obama.
S McGee for Preznit!!!
(IF that is his real name.)
~
Another reason I love Twitter.
That right there was real substance.
I’m planning to get some real substance in a couple of minutes, speaking of that.
The accordion is a blight, but the noble banjolele, my weapon of choice, is a green shoot of the non-economic type. It brings joy to the young, nostalgia to the old, and repels badgers.
Substance McGravitas said,
January 26, 2011 at 4:57
It actually looks…Palin-y.
fuck y’all
In other news, Rand Paul has a plan. It is completely insane.
Oh hell, I’m just kidding – maybe.
Paul Ryan seriously looks like Eddie Munster.
Spengler, I am not fucking reading that shit.
Well, mixing the SOTU and Palin we get this sort of thing (generation mode tightened up for optimum nonsense sense-making:
Fuck, I didn’t realize until now, but I actually feel sorry for Paul Ryan. With Michele Bachman grandstanding her way onto CNN – and especially since she’s probably going to be so bat-shit insane that people on both sides of the aisle with either love her or hate her with heightened passion, poor Paul Ryan is going to be the forgotten man of the night.
Unless someone has doped Bachman’s coffee and she doesn’t perform as expected, no one’s going to remember Ryan tomorrow.
Ryan’s speech was a bit ungracious, after Obama’s positive speech, but I’m sure Bachman will outdo him on that level.
S McGee for Preznit!!!
No Canucks!
Also, Crazy Shelly is breaking out the charts, Perot style.
T&U, read it. You know you want to. It’s like a joke, except instead of making you laugh it makes huge vein-webbed purple broccoli grow inside your brain, crushing it as they burst your skull. Otherwise very much like a joke.
I didn’t see the State of the Union and I’m not really going to get into it now, but I just wanted to put up this one sentence I saw in a shorter from Yahoo News,
If those are the choices, then we won’t move forward at all. The Republicans consider it anathema to do anything “together” with us. They’d be much happier moving “backward” than forward if they thought it would help them get back into power alone.
What the hell? Who is she looking at?
Backward and forward, faster and faster, until at last with a harsh, ululating cry, they —
T&U, read it. You know you want to. It’s like a joke, except instead of making you laugh it makes huge vein-webbed purple broccoli grow inside your brain, crushing it as they burst your skull. Otherwise very much like a joke.
That sounds positively delightful! You have changed my mind quite thoroughly, sir!
Wow !! Not as batshit as I thought, but MAN, what incompetent presentation skills. Crazy eyes!! Who’s she talking to? Not us!
I think this was Teleprompter FAIL for Crazy-Eyes Shelly!
WTF did she bring Iwo Jima for? What demographic does that speak to?
Clint Eastwood.
Hee hee, I made it about halfway through Rand’s Grand Plan. I like the “such-and-such budget will be reduced by $x billion. No specifics, YOU figure out how the fuck to do it.” Very smooth.
Why are you guys funnier than I am? It’s not fair.
Did y’all notice that both rightwing speech deliverers looked high tonight? In different ways, but def. high.
Why are you guys funnier than I am? It’s not fair.
Looks: Not everything.
So we have been fighting two wars for the last 8 years, with incredible stories of heroism, tragedy, bravery, etc., and Bachman has to go back to the ’40s for an inspirational story? Did she research her speech by reading Wikipedia?
It’s the difference between Meth and Weed.
No specifics, YOU figure out how the fuck to do it.” Very smooth.
Yet very specific amounts, down to the dollar.
Looks: Not everything.
I’m going to take this to mean you think I’m pretty.
Okay, fine, I fucking read some of that shit.
As you, my fine colleagues, have pointed out, there are no specifics. Which, you know, isn’t that surprising since the Republicans submitted a crayon drawing on a piece of newspaper as a “budget” whenever the fuck that was. EXCEPT for some departments in the Department of Agriculture. It’s like he has it in for somebody there!
I like that the Government Printing Office goes. Presumably nobody needs copies of laws written by Rand Paul.
Obammy blowed up mah teevee!!!
Got home just in time to turn on the end of the speech. About fifteen seconds in… ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sparks. Smoke. The whole bit.
Fuck.
So it’s life without a tube for this boy for a bit.
*shakes fist*
Drat that Obama and his gubmint controlled sekrit teevee-blowin’-up signals.
Is anyone else’s bullshit-o-meter going off?
Obammy blowed up mah teevee!!!
There’s a form you can fill out for that sort of thing.
There’s a form you can fill out for that sort of thing.
That never ceases to make me laugh. It’s a fucking classic.
It’s a fucking classic.
It is on my short list of S, N! favorites.
I’m going to take this to mean you think I’m pretty.
Yeeess, judging from your Twitter pic, but mostly assuming that most of those here are real fucking trolls, as well as Interfest trolls.
Whatever happened to that Clif guy?
Probably just as well, his name was like Bil Keane’s.
Yeeess, judging from your Twitter pic, but mostly assuming that most of those here are real fucking trolls, as well as Interfest trolls.
I’m quite sure that’s not the case.
So the secret to being funny is being ugly? Damn, that’s a tough choice.
I think this is my favourite comment from that thread.
Oh, and that’s not really a picture of me.
poor Paul Ryan is going to be the forgotten man of the night.
Nah, the Serious People like to suck him off. I do not wish harm on Paul Ryan, but rather a serious bout of facial acne. Maybe he’ll stop being the golden boy after that.
As for the Ayn Rand thing, never works with objectivists aka perpetual victims. Bring something like that up and they blarg about how WELL SHE WAS FORCED TO PAY ANYWAY WHAT DO YOU EXPECT HER TO DO GO TO PRISON BLAH BLAH. Yeah, because no one of note has ever gone to prison fighting for a cause. The fuckers are so entitled they don’t even want to fight their own revolution.
That’s what I was sort of channeling. Yay.
The classics never get old.
The fuckers are so entitled they don’t even want to fight their own revolution.
ooooooo but just you wait until they’ve built their army of invincible Galtbots!
The fuckers are so entitled they don’t even want to fight their own revolution.
They’re just stockpiling the cash so that they can pay us to do it for them.
They’re just stockpiling the cash so that they can pay us to do it for them.
Nah, they’d just order the attack and then weasel out of the contract.
Just ask Coach!
Thread killa
Thread killa
I didn’t see – did Obama sell the liberals for Soylent Green?
So the secret to being funny is being ugly? Damn, that’s a tough choice.
Not an absolute, but it can help make one’s childhood miserable, & that’s usually a good start.
Michelle is hot.
yah, but only because her bearings is all froze up.
Hot coffee:
http://www.democracynow.org/2011/1/25/do_you_know_the_full_story
Well, waddayaknow, sometimes us laymen think we know something about something. And waddayaknow, corporations would just love to spin things to get us to roll over for future fuckings.
Of course, if we didn’t have our insane health ins. system, folks wouldn’t be so motivated to sue them for these things.
Rove slime here:
http://www.democracynow.org/2011/1/25/hot_coffee_documents_chamber_of_commerce
US Chamber of Commerce targets a judge who’s not anti-tort-claim enough. Using the legal system to smear & crush him — which gives the added bonus of making it look like Dems are corrupt and dirty and greedy, in case folks somehow got the impression the GOP was full of money-sucking piggies, this might help kick some dust up in front of the low-information rubes. Real banana republic shit.
The politics of failure have failed!
We need to make them work again!!1!!1!
T&U, what’s your twitter name? I may need to stalk you over there. Not in a creepy way though. You’ll never end up chained to a cold radiator in some remote, empty farmhouse in the Rockies with me around.
Mah grill!
It only takes a little practice to conjure fairy tales out of fear.
Google is part of the liberal media. They don’t want to get pure conservative thoughts infected by it. Its the same with the “Teabagger is a gay slur” trope. Shit, Its been two years now. You would have thought one of these fucks would have spent the 30 seconds looking up the slang meaning of the word by now.
most of those here are real fucking trolls, as well as Interfest trolls.
I only look like this because I was swapped at birth for someone much older.
Bestest. Boehner. Shoop. Evar.
By the way, none of the Uuuber Patriots batted an eye-lid when the Japanese decided to disappear Iwo Jima by renaming it to… Iwo To. Which their right wingers insist was the real name. But noone noticed for over 60 years. Riiight. (sorry, no links, damn iphone sociaelism)
Prager is apparently still unaware that he has slobber and drool all over himself, so you might want to drop by the comments section at ASW™ and let him know.
Okay, so I RE-registered, & this time apparently the moon was in the right phase or whatever, because my comment is “in the NRO queue” -as is one on their (surprise, surprise) cranio-rectally-interfaced take on the SOTU (O NOEZ! LIGHT-RAIL FASCIZM! BLARGH WERE DOOMD!)… a setup which seems awfully neurotic & arse-clenchy to me, as they don’t seem to ever average much over 15 comments per
steaming slab of shiteburgers with extra dick-cheesemind-blowing pearl of wisdom there.Methinks this will not end well.
I discovered the answer when I attended President Obama’s speech on health care to a joint session of Congress. I saw chiseled in the marble wall behind the speaker and vice president, in giant letters, the words, “In God We Trust.” My immediate reaction was to wonder: Why had I never seen that before? I have, after all, been watching State of the Union addresses for about 40 years.
And immediately conclude a conspiracy?
Are you saying you had help getting your head up your ass?
Why are you guys funnier than I am?
Penii. They are invariably humorous.
Sure, this is a competitor for the Sadly, No! Hall of Fame— but the big question is, can it compete with these golden oldies?
1) Obama: US flag desecrator!
http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/12776.html
2) Anti-semitic protester holds up “Sasquatch Israel” sign!
http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/33231.html
they don’t seem to ever average much over 15 comments
That’s about how many they get that aren’t rude but accurate & incisive put-downs or barely literate screeds.
Whatever demographic Bachmann was going for with the Iwo Jima reference, she blew it by referring to those, you know, Marines, as “G.I.s.” It was just the kind of mistake that the wingnuts would jump all over Obama for, so it must be quite a serious offense in certain quarters.
Whatever demographic Bachmann was going for with the Iwo Jima reference, she blew it by referring to those, you know, Marines, as “G.I.s.”
Jesus Christ…
G.I.?! The proper term is “Jarhead.” Or maybe “Bellhops to the Navy.”
My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
You guys are NERDS. You watched the speech? Cool people watch a few minutes of “Life of Brian,” check out Graham Chapman’s junk, and fall asleep around 9:30.
He’s not the messiah! He’s a very naughty boy!
You guys are NERDS. You watched the speech? Cool people watch a few minutes of “Life of Brian,” check out Graham Chapman’s junk, and fall asleep around 9:30.
Uncool people have night class, despite the best efforts of one of their classmates to get it ended early.
Student: “You know, Professor, the State of the Union speech is tonight.”
Teacher: “Oh yes, that’s right, it is tonight!”
Student: “Yeah… tonight… during this class…”
FAIL, but good try.
O NOEZ! LIGHT-RAIL FASCIZM! BLARGH WERE DOOMD
If I had a nickel for every time the republic’s been “doomed” according to Gooper predictions, I could pay off the national debt of every country on earth and still have enough left over to fund a colony on Mars for me to retire on. (After I’d financed the terraforming, of course).
Does no one in the GOP ranks ever wake up one morning and go “waituminnit. Ain’t I s’pposed to be in a gulag?”
It *is* an anachronism, though, and I’d love to see the words removed.
Cool people DVRred the speech, skipped thru the boring parts, freezing the frame to make fun of old guys falling asleep and racist teabaggers refusing to clap, played back the GOP response at 2x speed so that Ryan sounded like Marvin the Martian on speed, and played back Bachmann’s response at 1/4x so that we could see her nictitating membranes when she blinked. I’d be lying if I claimed that herbal remedies were not involved.
Then some of us masturbated to bootleg porn and went to sleep.
Bachmann had faraway eyes, so we should all run 40 redlights to honor Jesus. Amen.
Michelle is hot.yah, but only because her bearings is all froze up.
Just to clarify, I meant First Lady Michelle not First Crazy Michele.
No clarification necessary. I can’t imagine you fucking her even if she had 20 kids and actor offered to do it with his dick.
T&U, what’s your twitter name? I may need to stalk you over there. Not in a creepy way though. You’ll never end up chained to a cold radiator in some remote, empty farmhouse in the Rockies with me around.
Um, good to know?
It’s @truculent.
Yeah, I was like, “Huh? Michele Bachmann isn’t even on yet. Also, what the fuck?” Then I realized you meant Michelle Obama. Who is most definitely hot.
Although to be fair, by that time I was three sheets to the wind. Bipartisan seating? SRSLY, you guys are talking about bipartisan seating? Enough to drive a man to drink.
Although to be fair, it doesn’t take much to drive me to drink.
Men who drink. What is it about them?
Men who drink. What is it about them?
They don’t make you feel bad for putting away three martinis at dinner?
You guys are NERDS. You watched the speech? Cool people watch a few minutes of “Life of Brian,” check out Graham Chapman’s junk, and fall asleep around 9:30.
Yeah, well REAL NERDS read the leaked transcript ahead of time, re-wrote the SOTU as a battle rap, downed a fuckload of bourbon and then passed out around 9:30 with the official White House stream dropping its connection in the background.
Uh – I mean, I was doing your mom.
Did Obama provide an update on the Boggy Creek monster?
“They don’t make you feel bad for putting away three martinis at dinner?”
Lulz. Definitely part of it.
Also too I think it cOnjures up images of brooding heroes and tortured geniuses. What do you know?–I’m a sucker and an idiot.
Penii. They are invariably humorous.
I can’t argue with that.
“January 26, 2011 at 16:13
Did Obama provide an update on the Boggy Creek monster?”
He’s opened his eye! Too soon?
Also too I think it cOnjures up images of brooding heroes and tortured geniuses.
That depends on what they drink. I think it has to be brown liquor.
What do you know?–I’m a sucker and an idiot.
It’s okay. People who are too kind to their livers tend to be boring.
Absolutely. When I hear a guy is really into beer, it has significantly less effect on my libido. I’m like “meh.” Gotta be the hard stuff.
Although to be fair, the two of you are going to drive me to start slugging back whiskey at a far earlier hour than I am used to.
Absolutely. When I hear a guy is really into beer, it has significantly less effect on my libido. I’m like “meh.” Gotta be the hard stuff.
I like beer guys, too, as long as they have good taste. Then again, I hate it when people drink good beer in front of me, so fuck them.
(I really don’t expect the world to conform to my dietary needs. It just gives me a sad).
Although to be fair, the two of you are going to drive me to start slugging back whiskey at a far earlier hour than I am used to.
What did we do?!
DKW- I know you’re a hawt guy with lots of mothers to fuck…but I thought I *alone* had the power to make you ruin your liver. *sobs*
What did we do?!
Discussion of alcoholics as interesting romantic figures.
I want to be an interesting romantic figure! If it means I gotta start putting that amber ambrosia into me well before the sun’s over the yardarm, well that’s a sacrifice I’ll just have to make.
…but I thought I *alone* had the power to make you ruin your liver. *sobs*
Oh baby, don’t cry. What’s left of my liver ain’t worth it.
I want to be an interesting romantic figure!
Yeah but do you really want to die before you’re 50?*
*My personal favorite.
Just to clarify, I meant First Lady Michelle not First Crazy Michele.
Oh. That’s different.
Someone mentioned Charles Bukowski upstairs. I had no idea that he survived long enough to have a seventy-third birthday.
I think Jeb Bush best summarized the right wing’s, um, creative approach to ‘truth’ in 1986, in a candid discussion of the Iran-Contra controversy:
“The truth is useless. You have to understand this right now. You can’t deposit the truth in a bank. You can’t buy groceries with the truth. You can’t pay rent with the truth. The truth is a useless commodity that will hang around your neck like an albatross — all the way to the homeless shelter.”
“And if you think that the million or so people in this country that are really interested in the truth about their government can support people who would tell them the truth, you got another think coming. Because the million or so people in this country that are truly interested in the truth don’t have any money.”
“Bushwhacked: Inside Stories of True Conspiracy” by Uri Dowbenko
Another case in point:
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2011/1/26/938981/-NYC-Blizzard-Story-Was-a-Local-GOP-Pol.-Fabrication
I saw chiseled in the marble wall behind the speaker and vice president, in giant letters, the words, “In God We Trust.” My immediate reaction was to wonder: Why had I never seen that before? I have, after all, been watching State of the Union addresses for about 40 years.
Forty years! OMG!!!! 2010 – 40 = 1970… do you realize what this means?
It’s not just Obama!!!!! —- The Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush I, Clinton, Bush II administrations are ALL implicated in a vast conspiracy of silence about the left-leaning news media’s deliberate attempt to hide the words “In God We Trust” from the American public during SOTU addresses.
This is scary stuff indeed… Jesus must be SO pissed at the USA…better buy more gold and guns!
wow…so all cameramen hate baby jesus? oh my…teh hubby sometimes runs cameras at pbs!!! i am going to have to give him a good grilling tonight…he is apparently not the man i thought he was. but this does go a long way in explaining why we never go to church…