Bet You Didn’t See This One Coming, Didya?
Posted on January 18th, 2011 by Tintin
ABOVE: St. Kathryn of Bologna
Shorter K-Lo, America’s Shittiest Website™
Tucson and Us
- Abortion is the real culprit behind the Tucson shootings.
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™
Ahem – TUCson.
At least she sees herself in the plural now.
Culture of Death is my favorite speed metal group.
Also my favorite X-TREME yogurt.
Gabby Giffords was shot days after a press conference held by the Chiaroscuro Foundation to highlight the outrageously high abortion rate in New York City (41 percent).
Damning evidence right there. If she’d only kept her mouth shut then Sarah Palin wouldn’t be vitimized. Apparently too also, if you only fall into the loving arms of the Catholic Church, all unwed mothers babies will have rainbows and gumdrops. At least till they can auction them off through their brokers.
Got off the boat.
Oh, thank God. I was getting tired of the disgusting limericks.
That’s quite an accurate Shorter.
This is my favorite part: “Letters I’ve been reading for years from mothers who have aborted their babies, often having felt they had little or no support in their struggle to fight for their child’s life.”
Well, gee, perhaps, you know, expanded social services would be the solution in this case? Commie McCommerson countries with good government programs for families and women tend to have lower rates of abortion per capita than the U.S. You know, the social services that feminists fight for? The mote. It’s in your eye, bitch.
I couldn’t help thinking of other letters. Letters I’ve been reading for years from mothers who have aborted their babies, often having felt they had little or no support in their struggle to fight for their child’s life. Women who know that they did, in fact, end a life. If only they had had the support.
You know what? FIX IT. Agitate for mandatory leave for new parents, for increased funding for WIC, for welfare without job requirements and time limitations for families, whatever you think would help women never ever feel forced by circumstances to abort a pregnancy they want. DON’T wring your hands in false piety while actually working diligently against all possible helpful policies, you fucking hypocrite.
Well, if you abort them they won’t be able to buy guns later and that makes Free Market Jeebus cry.
I confess I did not see that one coming. Mostly because I never think of Klo unless confronted by her here. Even then, I try hard not to think about her. TINTIN YOU FUCKER!
If only K Lo had some evidence of an actual concern for life…for instance, opposing the random bombing of foreigners and wrongly colored peoples.
~
K-Lo horks up this loogie:
Pregnant is not equal to motherhood and fetus is not equal to baby.
I can believe that once that a baby is born the Right has no interest whatsoever in it’s welfare. It’s usefulness to them is only as a fetus and then only as a tool to control women.
What the hell is an ‘abortion rate’?
It’s one that a civil society can work to stop. Peacefully, with love and support.
It take a true pathological to use these sentences, the name Catholic Church and the word abortion in the same screed and actually believe people will take her seriously.
if it wasn’t for the comments, i would (HERETIC) question the shorter. but it sounds accurate.
i’ve said it before, and i’ll say it again: i wish i was a gay 17 year old islamic illegal mexican pregnant girl so that i could go over to K-Lo’s house and have a big abortion on her favorite rug.
St. Kathryn of the Baloney Sammitch! Photoshop please!
Yer pop wants to get pegged by dear K-Lo
Has an arsehole as wide as her halo
Gets turned on when she talks ’bout abortion
What do you care though you’re naught but a whoreson?
I’m not ready to get out of the boat, does she have any sourcing for that “41% abortion rate” crap?
B^4, this is what she cites: http://nyc41percent.com/
Well, gee, perhaps, you know, expanded social services would be the solution in this case?
Didn’t you read? The Catholic Church will be taking care of all the babies. Hell, that worked well in Ireland. What could go wrong?
And I was watching, too, whom most of their incivility was aimed at — Sarah Palin, a person who shouldn’t have been part of the story but was dragged into it
oh, like she wouldn’t have jumped–nay, leapt–into it anyway?!?!
and it is awesome that she got pwned by the first commentor…
I don’t think the Catholic Church should be allowed anywhere near any child. It has a history of organized enabeling of sexual VIOLENCE toward living and breathing children. For Lopez to call abortion “violence” is obscene, they are fetuses not children.
Yeah,yeah, I kinda stole fetuses from first commentor. Rest is mine.
My precioussssssss
For a moment there, the angelic hand in the upper left looked to be in a “pull my finger” pose.
And I was watching, too, whom most of their incivility was aimed at — Sarah Palin, a person who shouldn’t have been part of the story but was dragged into it
You know who was dragged into that story without doing anything wrong? The people who got shot. But pity poor Sarah Palin who said stupid shit and got called on it.
And as to the Chiaroscuro folks’ “But what does an abortion ratio of 41% say about our choices? It is time for a conversation about abortion in New York City.” How about we start with a conversation about making sure birth control is affordable and accessible and people are knowledgeable?
Shakes fist at Mataclypse.
nasty little hobbits, me hateses
I’ve known people who were against abortion rights, but I’ve never known anyone who seemed to think about it to the exclusion of all else. That’s kinda weird.
oh, like she wouldn’t have jumped–nay, leapt–into it anyway?!?!
As I recall, they involved her before we did, via the “OMG, Palin’s going to get blamed for this, it’s so unfair!”
And technically, she leapt into it long before the shooting. By drawing her pretty little map with sniper crosshairs on Giffords’ location.
I note that she omits to mention the choich’s soon to be newest saint, St. JPII, patron saint of pedophiles.
From vs’ link:
It is time for a conversation about abortion in New York City.
Preferably one without the input of celibate men.
I note that she omits to mention the choich’s soon to be newest saint, St. JPII, patron saint of pedophiles
but, again…it’s not the living, breathing CHILDREN that we need to worry about…it’s the FETI!!! they are the only victims…besides sarah p…
Preferably one without the input of celibate men.
or child molestors?
And as to the Chiaroscuro …
Tasty barbecued fetus!
I think we can safely say that K-Lo will never have an abortion. Or a pregnancy.
I think we can safely say that K-Lo will never have an abortion.
At least not until Pup opens his Brazilian Baby-Q place.
I seem to remember that the Oklahoma City bombing was blamed on abortion.
And as to the Chiaroscuro …
Tasty barbecued fetus!
Mmm… with fava beans and a nice Chiaroscuro.
What?
The Bible never actually mentions abortion one way or another. There are several passages that may be interpreted that way if you squint really hard, but there are at least as many passages that can be interpretted as supporting abortions. Whenever people try to tell me that the Bible says abortion is murder I tell them that they need to actually read their Bible rather than just parroting what they’ve been told it says. Also, Hebrew law back in Jesus’ day held that you weren’t an actual person until you had survived outside the womb for a whole month. There are many passages in the Bible that reflect this thinking as well.
When is Gabby Gifford going to apologise to Palin, K-Lo and the rest for having the unmitigated gall to get shot in the head just to make them look like assholes?
I think we can safely say that K-Lo will never have an abortion. Or a pregnancy.
Or an orgasm. Orgasms make Mother Mary cry.
I seem to remember that the Oklahoma City bombing was blamed on abortion.
Nobody ever accused anyone at ASW of originality.
Also, Hebrew law back in Jesus’ day held that you weren’t an actual person until you had survived outside the womb for a whole month.
While I don’t think this is actually true, it is certainly the case that abortion was not a serious sin under either Augustinian nor Thomistic theology.
Hey in a generation or two affulent childless couples in Russia, China and India will be looking to adopt waifs from broken 3rd world cesspools. K-lo and her lot are just seeing to making America the #1 exporter of children. USA! USA! USA!
Brazilian Baby-Q place
o.m.g…this really made me laff…
From Macalypse getting off the boat, above:
If you truly believe in “choice,” make sure every woman knows how to make the choice to have her child
The poor anti-choicers. Now that abortions are being forced on god-fearing Amuricans by that Kenyan Muslim usurper, you have to figure out how to avoid getting one. I didn’t know Hussein had screwed up USA! USA! so much.
Christ. Someone I know through facebook posts something in support of the Tunisian uprising; a committed conservative posts wannabe-snark about how violent their rhetoric is, adding that of course he’s being sarcastic about the discourse in the U.S. right now.
Don’t know what’s worse; the fact that he and millions like him sincerely believe that pampered American conservatives faced with a (fictional) increase in taxes is even remotely comparable to what Tunisians have to live through every day under dictatorship. Or the fact that no matter what’s happening, where it’s happening and what it’s about, somehow, it’s Always. All. About. THEM.
I seem to remember that the Oklahoma City bombing was blamed on abortion.
What, the same “culture of death in society” thing? Because their “culture of death” anguish never seems to deter their support for interventionist military crap.
The Bible never actually mentions abortion one way or another.
There isn’t enough bandwidth in all the Internets to list the Very Serious Biblical Literalist Laws that aren’t actually anywhere in the Bible.
Also, Hebrew law back in Jesus’ day held that you weren’t an actual person until you had survived outside the womb for a whole month.
For all the protection “personhood” afforded you, I suppose it was better than nothing.
“The Bible never actually mentions abortion one way or another.”
Its in the penumbra of the Ten Commandments along with “Tax cuts pay for themselves” and “Gun control is an abomination so sayeth the Lord.”
It’s a
childlive-action sex doll for a local priest, not a choice.Because their “culture of death” anguish never seems to deter their support for interventionist military crap.
I have a good friend from Firenze, and he noted that the very same people who think they need guns to fight off a tyrannical government are the ones who defend an astronomical military budget.
Gun in schools, good idea.,
I have a good friend from Firenze, and he noted that the very same people who think they need guns to fight off a tyrannical government are the ones who defend an astronomical military budget.
That, and police powers that… well, see for yourself.
Someone I know through facebook posts something in support of the Tunisian uprising; a committed conservative posts wannabe-snark about how violent their rhetoric is, adding that of course he’s being sarcastic about the discourse in the U.S. right now.
*boggle*
Someone I know through facebook posts something in support of the Tunisian uprising; a committed conservative posts wannabe-snark about how violent their rhetoric is, adding that of course he’s being sarcastic about the discourse in the U.S. right now.
Um, wow.
I’d like to transplant these assholes into lives where they actually are oppressed (it doesn’t even have to be in a place like Tunisia–in fact, it could be here) for a week and see how they do. Self-important whiners.
So she’s unaware that they don’t shoot fetuses to abort them anymore?
Yeah,yeah, I kinda stole fetuses from first commentor
How can you “kinda” steal fetuses? Is that like saying you’re “kinda” pregna… oh, wait.
also, from the commentors:
We are so thankful for people like Sarah and Bristol Palin, whose lives demonstrate a commitment to being pro-life.
Like This?
I’d like to transplant these assholes into lives where they actually are oppressed (it doesn’t even have to be in a place like Tunisia–in fact, it could be here) for a week and see how they do. Self-important whiners.
Yeah, watching them do their rugged individualist thing in urban America would be interesting. “Waaaaah! It’s not fair! They’re not supposed to have guns!”
“It’s a child live-action sex doll for a local priest, not a choice.”
That’s because the liberal hippie culture of the ’60’s made the preists do it. This is not Poe but an actual argument made by a prominent catholic. Was it Pope Joey Ratz hisself. (I much prefer to call him by his mob name)
No time to look it up myself, I am on a strict deadline so I will Pantload it out to the SN! commentarians.
By the way, T&U’s suggestion is why I really hope the Hindus are right about reincarnation. Though it’d be even better if they were allowed to conserve memories of their previous life before they were put in that position.
Shorter me, “I don’t know if karma’s a bitch, but it should be.”
K-Lo is such a disappointment. Universal health care caused the Tucson Massacre. It’s Obama’s fault. She needs to stay on message.
(I much prefer to call him by his mob name)
My very hispanic catholic ex-mother in law, a died-in-the-wool, go-cook-for-the-priests-every-evening kind of catholic, calls him “The Nazi Pope”.
Yeah, watching them do their rugged individualist thing in urban America would be interesting. “Waaaaah! It’s not fair! They’re not supposed to have guns!”
Texas had gun control in the ’70’s but it had totally nothing to do with the Black Panthers promoting gun ownership among the melonin enhanced.
My very hispanic catholic ex-mother in law, a died-in-the-wool, go-cook-for-the-priests-every-evening kind of catholic, calls him “The Nazi Pope”.
Does she have a recipe for baby mole poblano?
AFAF
Does she have a recipe for baby mole poblano?
I read this as baby mole (as in the animal) poblano for a second and was like, “Eating moles in Mexico is, like, a thing?”
“Eating moles in Mexico is, like, a thing?”
Damn right it is!
“Eating moles in Mexico is, like, a thing?”
ewww, but not as bad as fish tacos…
Gocart?
Does she have a recipe for baby mole poblano?
I think the chocolate might overwhelm that delicate fetal flavour. I’d recommend a mole verde or a manchamantelas.
there is also Andrew C. McCarthy’s speil about Obama’s speech in Tucson which starts
Obama has made the prosecutors’ work just a little harder.
and ends
That it could have been done with slightly more attention to the legal ramifications is a point, but a very small-minded one.
WTF?”I’m a small minded dork, folks”
There are hundreds other words in the piece but it comes down to “I’m a dork”
Pssst! Go around back of the dermatologists office, they’re selling baby mole.
Does this woman just have no self awareness at all? Those are consecutive sentences!
That it could have been done with slightly more attention to the legal ramifications is a point, but a very small-minded one.
Damn that Obama! Now the defense is going to scrap their much anticipated insanity plea and use the Presidents words to destroy the prosecutor! Forget the eyewitnesses and the evidence, once again it’s Obamas fault.
Oh, and Andy Mc, while you’re busy reminding us that murder is a state crime, how’s about you being reminded violation of civil rights is a federal crime, with a maximum of life.
Calling him a dork is too kind.
Another point Andy Mclawyer. In Arizona you can’t get off on insanity.
If you are tried and convicted while still pleading insanity, you are placed in correctional mental care until you are deemed capable of fulfilling your original sentence. Plus AZ has the death penalty.
That it could have been done with slightly more attention to the legal ramifications is a point, but a very small-minded one.
once again, is a major case going to hang on the balance of a two letter word? perhaps it all depends on what stopping by to say “hi” really means?
wow…could andy blame anything else on obama while he’s at it?
Klo is such a wuss.
http://weaselzippers.us/2011/01/17/pakistan-islamic-cleric-orders-baby-born-out-of-wedlock-stoned-to-death/
Another point Andy Mclawyer. In Arizona you can’t get off on insanity
oh, i think andy gets off on insanity quite a bit…if you know what i mean…and i think you do…
No. What’s more, the first … thing is not a sentence, only a fragment thereof.
or did you mean:
andy gets off
oninstanitlty?Oops – forgot to mention that she is (allegedly) A FUCKING EDITOR.
• New Mexico had the highest teenage pregnancy rate (93 per 1,000), followed by Nevada, Arizona, Texas and Mississippi. The lowest rates were in New Hampshire (33), Vermont, Maine, Minnesota and North Dakota.
• In 2005, teenage birthrates were highest in Texas (62 per 1,000), New Mexico, Mississippi, Arkansas and Arizona. The states with the lowest teenage birthrates were New Hampshire (18 per 1,000), Vermont, Massachusetts, Connecticut and New Jersey.
• Teenage abortion rates were highest in New York (41 per 1,000), New Jersey, Nevada, Delaware and Connecticut.
I seem to remember that the Oklahoma City bombing was blamed on abortion.
Tomorrow morning, I’m going to blame my hangover on abortion.
Hey! This is fun! I’m gonna become a conservative.
You know who knocked me up? Abortion.
I was thinking of blaming the failing water pump in my truck on abortion or maybe the dust bunnies under the bed are all abortion’s fault but my hangover! That’s brilliant that is.
I heard you can take advantage of zombies when they’re drunk.
Also, the puke on the bedroom floor. Totally blamed on abortion.
I don’t think anyone will buy me blaming the dog for it anymore, anyways.
Of course, I meant the kitchen vinyl floor.
I heard you can take advantage of zombies when they’re drunk.
yeah, since we’re stiff all the time anyway.
I blame K-Lo’s bad writing skills on the English teacher who would have taught her, but was aborted instead.
Without comment, I give you http://i.imgur.com/7VqJ6.jpg
BTW, did I libel Mark Levin today? I suppose I should just for the new thread so…
Mark Levin personally aborted the fetus he made with Klo.
“yeah, since we’re stiff all the time anyway.”
Oh my. Gonna have to get myself a zombie.
Hey, isn’t there some kind drink with “zombie” in the name or is that just wishful thinking?
Pup, that graphic is AWESOME. click everyone!
• Teenage abortion rates were highest in New York (41 per 1,000), New Jersey, Nevada, Delaware and Connecticut.
41 divided by 1000 = 0.04 X 100 = 4%
The “teenage” abortion rate in NY is 4%, not 41%.
Someone please check my math
they don’t shoot fetuses to abort them anymore?
They Shoot Fetuses, Don’t They?: The K-Lo Story
“…And I was watching, too, whom most of their incivility was aimed at — Sarah Palin, a person who shouldn’t have been part of the story but was dragged into it…”
So a person who published -for the entire World to see- the victim’s name with a rifle crosshairs over it has should not be blamed (or spoken of with incivility) for the shooting; because a subject pulled out of K Lo’s copious ass, abortion, is the real cause? Is abortion the cause of 9/11? Is abortion to blame for our failure in Afghanistan? Is abortion the reason our country was robbed & looted by Wall Street?
God, that woman is so stupid. I think of my brilliant sister, Bachelor’s and Master’s degrees, hard working and kind, struggling in a crappy data-entry-low-end-no-benefits secretary job, while that pudding-faced hypocrite yaps about abortion being the cause of all violence, claiming the people who advocate and preach violence are innocent as any Lamb Of Jesus.
Damn right it is!
I meant the animal, not the dish. Although I’d probably try a mole mole. Mole’s fucking good (done right, of course).
“they don’t shoot fetuses to abort them anymore?”
If more fetuses had guns maybe there would be fewer abortions. Just a thought.
If more fetuses had guns maybe there would be fewer abortions. Just a thought.
Guns don’t kill people. Fetuses kill people.
I’ll bet a fetus could buy a firearm at a gun show.
Is abortion the cause of 9/11?
According to Falwell and Robertson it was. That, faggots, feminists, liberalism and Santeria voodoo of some sort.
Well, news on the Joe Lieberman front;
Alpha, Mike, Foxtrot!
Is abortion the cause of 9/11?
Indirectly. Abortion causes Muslims. Or maybe Muslims cause abortion. But they both make Baby Jesus cry.
I think we can safely say that K-Lo will never have an abortion. Or a pregnancy.
This captures the very essence of the problem. K-Lo really could use a good stropping but the very thought (or words) of such a thing makes men within a 100-mile radius want to tear their man-parts off.
Yes, yes, I am selling brain-bleach. Why do you ask?
Could we maybe take up a collection & pay for K-Lo to go to nun school or wherever it is they go?
KWillow
…my brilliant sister…
Hmmmm, has job…..Single?
Think that’s dumb? Wait til KLo tries to spin this!
“The jig is up, Ratzo. You’re busted.”
What are they calling “the Vatican”? Seems possible that the Pope could still disassociate himself and his predecessor from this in Ronald Reagan / Iran-contra fashion.
Sarah Palin Battle Hymn
Sarah Palin Battle Hymn
Oh, me too! I want to play!
Sarah Palin Battlr Hymn
Wait. I messed that up. Let me try again.
Sarah Palin Battle Hymn
gocart and sub are the same person?
Sarah Palin Battle Hymn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhMepzqJvIw&feature=player_embedded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhMepzqJvIw&feature=player_embedded
That is twice the power of your shitty Battle Hymn linkage.
If more fetuses had guns maybe there would be fewer abortions. Just a thought.
Guns don’t kill people. Fetuses kill people.
I’ll bet a fetus could buy a firearm at a gun show.
You haven’t been keeping up.
I’m frightened and confused.
Stop repeating everything I say.
Oh my. It’s a Battle Hymn battle!
Sarah Palin Battle Hymn Battle!
I’m oddly embarrassed that canadians are linking to this vid and kiwis will be watching it. I feel like I need to say that not all Americans are retarded. Still, it is THE BEST THING currently on the intratubes.
itwasntme, they explain how they got the number here. They’re basically dividing the number of abortions by the number of pregnancies.
A newly revealed 1997 letter from the Vatican warned Ireland’s Catholic bishops not to report all suspected child-abuse cases to police…
SECULAR SOCIETY!!!
If more fetuses had guns maybe there would be fewer abortions. Just a thought.
Guns don’t kill people. Fetuses kill people.
Fetus, looking at placenta: “You talkin’ to me? There’s no one else in here.”
the outrageously high abortion rate in New York City (41 percent).
I’ll be damned if I get out of the boat, so can someone just tell me what this means? 41% of what?
someone should slap some autotune on that.
the outrageously high abortion rate in New York City (41 percent)
Speaking as someone who lives walking distance from Park Slope, let me say that it’s not high enough. We need to target more docuhebags.
What does auto tune do exactly?
I often wish we could abort people up to the age 26.
Oh. I saw the link. 41% of all pregnancies, eh?
I would imagine that includes women who travel to NYC because the procedure isn’t available to them in their home state or city?
You come through the tunnel or cross the bridge and Poof! you’re included in that number.
Bet You Didn’t See This One Coming, Didya?
Tintin, I do not ever want to see that one coming.
What does auto tune do exactly?
Removes the carburetor throb from Lady Gaga’s vocals.
I wanted to love the BATTLE HYMN because that lady looks just like my granny and my granny was awesome, but it kind of totally sucked. Also: BLASPHEMERS!!!
Occasionally I think some of the more militant anti-abortion folks– especially the male ones– should be subjected to something like what happens to the fellow in “Lukundoo.”
Oooh! Attention
“Tintin, I do not ever want to see that one coming.”
fish wins the internets and my heart.
I’m oddly embarrassed that canadians are linking to this vid
Canadians? Certainly not me.
Sarpa Shsan Battle Hymn
Mole is delicious.
Sex with K-Lo sounds horrifying, a fate I couldn’t even wish on DKW’s mom.*
Killing a fetus was treated as a property crime against the father, if I remember Leviticus.
• New Mexico had the highest teenage pregnancy rate (93 per 1,000)
YAAYYY!!! First at something, finally!
Oh, and I didn’t touch any of the them!!!
*Though I’m sure she has done her, too.
Autotune has existed as hardware and software. You play a keyboard track and the vocal track piped into it hits the note you’re playing. If you play too far away from the vocal range on offer the sound gets weird and you have T-Pain.
Chris, he will surely try. Thing is, he was the head of the office at the Vatican that authored that letter – that’s a tough row to hoe. Also too and such as, they’ve been claiming all along that they were telling the bishops the exact opposite so there’s another bullet hole in his foot. Not to mention that they claimed that all the hiding and shuffling and such ENDED LONG AGO WE TOOK STEPS TO CORRECT IT MANY YEARS AGO!
Yes, Ratzo will dissemble, blame the gays, say the letter was written by some satanistic condoms that infiltrated the Vatican… And it is going to a lot of fun to watch – pass the popcorn, wouldja?
I can’t wait to see how Bill Donohue handles this, heh heh, heh.
“I’ll bet a fetus could buy a firearm at a gun show.”
Indeed, things would be much different in this country if the fetuses were armed. At what gestational point would the little fella be about to get their hands around a Glock?
Although it just occurred to me that if any fetuses showed pacifist tendencies, it might cause some on the right to grant an exception in that case
Thanks by the way for pointing out was Kathryn Jean Lopez. I thought it was Rosie O’Donnell in a fat suit. .
DKW is from SPACE! this explains his out-of-this-world lovemaking skills.*
*my dad tells me
Stayed tuned kids where K-Lo reveals that she finds the motives of sin after hours of sincere study before internet porn and sells her uterus to the Sisters of the Holy Cross to be shellacked and placed in their chapel.
Thanks, Sub. They totally need to T-pain the shit out of that hymn
Sarah Palin battle hymn.
I would imagine that includes women who travel to NYC because the procedure isn’t available to them in their home state or city?
Well supposedly they track by borough of residence and they do track non-residents and unknowns, but I’m pretty sure it’s self-reporting by the patients so yeah. Interestingly they also track gestational age in weeks of aborted pregnancies and 56% occur before the fetus is 9 weeks old, 75% before 13 weeks.
Added one more WW I book review / recommendation at end of previous thread. (The Face of Battle — John Keegan.)
The last thread was one of the finest, funniest, and most interesting ones I ever read on S,N! — and that includes my lurker days.
I’m just starting on this thread. I hope it keeps the same Joe-mentum going….
Also too and moreover, I haven’t gotten out the boat in nine frigging days. I’m not going to start now. When you people ever learn?
Always. Trust. The. Shorter.
This is the Right Wing version of Goodwin’s Law. Every Right WIng act of violence I can think of (I’m not counting the Tucson as one of them) has involved abortion in some respect. The militia that McVeigh and Nichols belonged to considered bombing clinics (or as they call them ‘mills’). Eric Robert Rudolph bombed both clinics and gay clubs (and the Olympics, oh my). And 5 of the 6 people who shot abortion providers or staff were Right Wingers. 1 out of 6 was insane.
Legal abortion is a driving motivation of this madness. Obama made white America go mad. But they already went mad 38 years ago this month.
DKW is from SPACE!
Uh, I meant that I wasn’t linking the Sarah Palin Battle Hymn because I am totes Canuckistani. I even complain about teh CBC!
Not to say that I’m not from space.
Battle Hymn from Space!
fish wins the internets and my heart.
Damn you fish!
I pledge allegiance to the Tea Baggers
of the Red States of Real America,
and to the Republicans for which they stand:
one Nation under God,* unrefudiated,
With Liberty for Just Us and not all.
*Offer void in some jurisdictions, check your local listings, order before midnight tonight.
“Damn you fish!”
Leave Abe Vigoda Alooone!
What, the same “culture of death in society” thing? Because their “culture of death” anguish never seems to deter their support for interventionist military crap.
Or capital punishment.
BTW, this thread does seem to keep the Joe-mentum alive.
Leave Abe Vigoda Alooone!
I snorted. Partly because my allergies are really bad for some reason, but mostly because that was funny.
I hope it keeps the same Joe-mentum going….
I hope you weren’t referring to the parental pr0nographic poetry because your wish can no longer be command.
Battle Hymn for Trig.
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the cumming of your mom
She’s a tramp and of a vintage of ancient sluts adored
She has loosed the terrible semen of a million pink swords
And she goes whoring on!
“fish wins the internets and my heart.
Damn you fish!”
You have all my other parts.
I’m going to blame my hangover on abortion. Hey! This is fun! I’m gonna become a conservative. — Zombie RM
Me too! Abortion is responsible for male pattern baldness. And all those parking tickets, too.
Abortion hurt my back while I was shoveling snow today.
I blame K-Lo’s bad writing skills on the English teacher who would have taught her, but was aborted instead. — Malaclypse
Larfed here.
“Mine eyes have seen the glory of the cumming of your mom
She’s a tramp and of a vintage of ancient sluts adored
She has loosed the terrible semen of a million pink swords
And she goes whoring on!”
This made me misty…down there.
Sisters of the Holy Cross
The Sisters of Perpetual Motion are much more fun! The pole dance ritual is deeply moving.
With what Mr Whiplash said I concur tremendously. Bunga Bunga
What IS this gibberish?
“41 percent”? What exactly is that statistic and to what does it refer? Seems as though it is merely a number she pulled out of her ass.
Is she trying to say that 41 percent of New Yorkers have had abortions? That 41 percent of abortions are performed in New York? That 41 percent of gynecologists have performed abortions? That 41 percent of the abortions performed in New York State are performed in New York City? Honestly, there is no way to tell. It’s one of those reichwing “soupy sale” numbers—it gets flung in your face like a pie for maximum impact without any legitimate clue as to what it is really saying. It just sounds like a really, really big number.
And how does she draw any kind of causal line between New York abortions and Arizona gun nuttiness? Is she suggesting that if only abortions were illegal in new York like they oughta be, then gun nuts 2800 miles away would be more circumspect about shooting up supermarkets? Yeesh!
What is the rationale for excluding miscarriages, other than “it makes for a
higherscarier ratio of abortions?” If that is your measure, you can’t call it “percentage of viable pregnancies ending in abortion,” since you don’t know how many of those aborted pregnancies were, in fact, viable.pfft. It’s a scare number, arrived at by torturing several numbers in the original article until a largish, frightening figure is coughed up.
Kind of like that grade school joke that ends with “seven ate nine”. It has nothing to do with statistics, or even numbers, really.
it’s numberish, to steal a meme from Steven Colbert.
The “41%” means that for every 41 abortions, there were 59 live births. Apparently this means that NYC is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Why are you taking money from those bribing Darrel Issa? http://nationaljournal.com/issa-investigates-gao-investigators-in-battle-over-for-profit-schools-20110118
” this means that NYC is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.”
Quit trying to sell me on the place.
” Teenage abortion rates were highest in New York (41 per 1,000),..”
So in other words, to get the figure of 41% someone forgot to move a decimal point? D’Oh! Because 41 out of 1,000 is NOT 41 percent. It is uh….4.1 percent……(oor, for the decimally challenged, FOUR POINT ONE percent….”
Oops. I was kind of wrong. Looks like the number is correct, as far as it goes. Hot air says:
I’m gonna go with it means that every New Yorker has had 41% of an abortion (even the guys) because it makes just as much sense and besides that’s just the way I roll.
This made me misty…down there.
Monistat might help.
Possibly, if you take the teenage pregnancy rate and subtract the teenage birth rate, you get an abortion rate (plus miscarriage rate?). Then divide that by the total pregnancy rate and you get… a percentage of teenage pregnancies that are aborted?
That is the charitable explanation. K-Lo is making Trig look smarter is a more likely one.
Did you know that 3 billion pizzas are consumed each year in the US? That compares to only 2 billion Taco Bell tacos. That means that 60% of all items eaten that are either a pizza or a Taco Bell taco are pizzas!
Can you BELIEVE that this country has a pizza rate of 60%??!!! Much different than in other places!!
New thread alert!!!
Alternate Shorter K-Load:
If a tree falls in the forest and there’s no one there to hear it it is because the person who would have been there, to hear it, was aborted before he got a chance to grow up, and walk through the forest.
This 41% abortion rate number has many implications for the future of NYC that I’m surprised nobody is addressing here. By my calculations it means that without all those fetuses turning into human beings I will have a 50% higher chance of getting a seat on the 3 train at rush hour in 2029 than I would if it were at the national level but my average wait time at my favorite halal cart is still going to be over 5 minutes. That’s just unacceptable. I’m still running the numbers on the demand for Knicks tickets at 41% but even without those results my preliminary analysis says we need to bump the rate up to about 54% before we even start approaching my comfort level.
this means that NYC is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Unrelated.
The new NYC schools chancelor would also like to see a higher abortion rate, especially for those who have already been born.
daddy, what’s a gagortion?
Abortion hurt my back while I was shoveling snow today.
i am still giggling over this…
regarding pedestrian’s link:
wow, that bianca chick does NOT have a sense of humor…
Just to clear this up.
41 per 100 equals 41 per cent.
41 per 1000 equals 4.1 per cent.
Abortion killed all the math teachers who aren’t here.
I think it’s time for the occupants of The Corner to have an intervention with Kathy about her, um, eating disorder.
She looks like she’s fixin’ to pop.
Shu… Shu… Shu… Shut up K-Lo!
Be champions.
If a tree falls in the forest and there’s no one there to hear it it is because the person who would have been there, to hear it, was aborted before he got a chance to grow up, and walk through the forest.
Ah, Grasshopper, is it better to have a tree fall on you as you walk through the woods and live the rest of you life as a vegetable – or to have been aborted and never to have lived at all?
So K-Lo still can’t get anyone to fuck her?
That’s very sad. Is she hoping someone who reads NRO will step up?