Dennis Prager, fresh from his obsession with profanity, joins many of his contemporaries in being extremely preoccupied with women exposing themselves.

Even if one welcomes this development — and for the record, as a male I am turned on, while as a man I am turned off — it begs for explanation.

Oh, this is going to be so good. Oh yes!

Thanks to feminist doctrines that pervade education from kindergarten through graduate school, men and women increasingly believe that the sexes are largely identical. Therefore, the arenas wherein women can feel and demonstrate their feminine distinctiveness have narrowed appreciably.

By showing more of their bodies, women can announce that they are women. There are other ways young women can publicly demonstrate their distinct female identity — for example, by wearing feminine clothing and other feminine behavior, being a wife, being pregnant and being a mother. [Emphasis added]

So there you go — the reason women are exposing themselves is that if they didn’t, you couldn’t tell most of them apart from men. Sure, a woman can do woman-things like get pregnant. But even a pregnant woman won’t be visibly so for more than a few months out of the year, and what woman wants to spend only half a year being one?

because of the movement for gay equality, mothers have been declared unnecessary — two fathers, most well educated people now contend, are every bit as good for a child as a mother and a father.

Is Dennis blaming Queer Eye for the Straight guy for Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera? We kind of lost him on that one.

But in the name of equality and comfort, distinctive female dress — such as dresses and skirts — has been largely abandoned. A young woman who wore a dress or even a skirt and blouse to a college, let alone high school, class would probably be considered stranger by her peers than one who wore a see-through top.

Well, at least we know what keeps Dennis up at night: see-through tops.

The idea that a man made great efforts to be allowed sexual contact with a woman rendered women feminine in men’s eyes. They are different from us — they are feminine. Women who act as sexually available as a man — through their behavior or their dress — are not perceived as feminine, since they are perceived as being male-like.

So basically, when he was in college Dennis didn’t get any and now guys in college get way more and that is just so totally unfair you know. Dennis’ philosophy appears to be: men like and want sex and unless women do the opposite of what men do they’re not being women so that means they must neither want nor seek sex. Do you think we’re simplifying just a bit too much? Sadly, No!:

Likewise, the myriad ways in which men treated women as women — such as opening doors for them — all declared that women were feminine, i.e., different from masculine.

So women of America, we ask of you this: if you see a man doing something, please do the opposite. Do it for us. Do it for Dennis. Do it for America.