“Are there no poorhouses…?”

Egg-cellant P-shop BTW.

And when you contribute, please feel free to e-mail with your suggestions, complaints, and other messages — baby pictures, we accept it all, and read it all. Put my e-mail address — klopez@nationalreview.com — in your address book. I love to hear from you. We can’t exist without you.

Hmm. Goatse was somebody’s baby once…

“Maybe you’ve been bucked up by Victor Davis Hanson…”

Not the word I’d use, but close!

That chair is struggling.

Just sayin’.

And speaking of worthy photoshop material

The Top 20 Reasons Why You Should Never Run A Marathon

2, 7 and 8 Seem to be just ripe for having a conservative face transplant.

(A preemptive “I’m sorry” seems warranted here)

We can’t exist without you .

I’m responsible for the existence of Jonah Goldberg?

I’m responsible for the existence of Jonah Goldberg?

Too many snails and not enough puppy-dog tails.

Noen, I never knew. And I have run, on my feet, in the foot races, although not the marathon foot races, and never have I beheld such stigmata on the bosoms of my male counterparts. Is it a marathon thing? Is it a joke for which I have just now fallen?

“I’m responsible for the existence of Jonah Goldberg?”

We all are. Our extreme liberalness has achieved critical mass so that it distort the very fabric of reality. As a result, Jonah spontaneously sprung into being as the universe seeks to counteract our evil energy.

Larkspur – It seems to be real. Apparently you are supposed to rub a little lube on your nipples before running a marathon to prevent this. It’s what someone says in the comments. Not something I would ever know.

Big win for non-men and our sleek sports bras: they hug me, they hold me, they never make me drip blood down the front of my t-shirt! Yay!

If they’d just cut down expenses on the cheetohs, dingdongs, and larded pig fat sandwiches they obviously provide for their employees, they’d be fine.

Or they could just lay off K-Lo and Jonah.

Poor K-Lo. She is winsome and twinkly, but her brain and the thoughts therein are both odible and gelastic.

PS: I love love love The Phrontistery and its International House of Logorrhea.

Vegtables. On the sandwich.

Ooh, I know this one, Pere Ubu.

Call any vegetable
Call it by name
Call one today
When you get off the train
Call any vegetable
And the chances are good
The vegetable will respond to you

And as goes the vegetable, so goes the sandwich.

She was way cooler when she fronted Pere Ubu.

ps. great minds, Larkspur.

when she fronted Pere Ubu

I haven’t been anywhere near her, Officer; been sitting here the whole time.

Obamadildo?

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/01/14/barack-obama-dildo-could-ruin-sex-obama-for-you/

“Call Any Vegetable” 40 yrs. & a day later.

http://www.wolfgangsvault.com/concerts/player.html?type=concert&ConcertID=1360%7C4901&StartTrackID=1

A day earlier, not as peppy:
http://www.wolfgangsvault.com/concerts/player.html?type=concert&ConcertID=1361%7C4901&StartTrackID=1

Knew that wouldn’t work. Click, if you, as they say, care about that sort of thing. We don’t any more.

Vannessa’s Newt Oatmeal

Ingredients:
6 bags newt
1 farmer cheese, doubly scrambled
5 jiggers bocconcini, glazed
4 cups loach goby brain, broiled
2 cups fat
2 portions vanilla

Sacrifice a nearby anaconda or a creature of similar size. Discard remains furtively. Place the newt into a large saucepan. Mix the farmer cheese with the bocconcini over high heat in a bowl. Stuff the resulting potion into the newt. Find some tamarind nectar and drink it. Butter the loach goby brain, fat, and the vanilla lushly. Pile the latter combination on to the former. Abandon for 133 minutes. Serves 13 darkling individuals with quivering stomachs.

We can’t exist without you millions of dollars in wingnut welfare

Fixed.

millions of dollars in wingnut welfare

Hey, those superduperhypermegaproducers don’t work cheap.

A fan of K-Lo’s fine editing skillz:

I have read NRO almost since it’s inception.

Is it mean of me to hope that they get no contributions and are forced to live under bridges and eat rats?

Do not be mean to rats.

Yeah, what did rats ever do to you?

A fan of K-Lo

I believe we may have found NRO’s only (non-ironic) reader!

Hubba hubba, ham sandwich!

I love the free market. If you find yourself short of money, you can just ignore it and beg. But only if you’re a shitty conservative website. So it has its downside.

I meant no offense to the rats. They shouldn’t even be allowed to use the bridges since they are a product of the ebil gov’mint. They should just use good old capitalist refrigerator boxes.

“They” meaning K-lo and crew.

I have read NRO almost since it’s inception.

Someone entered that person’s mind within several levels of nested dreams to plant the seed of a simple yet self-destructive idea.

The Top 20 Reasons Why You Should Never Run A Marathon
List does not include “extreme laziness” and “dislike for the company of more than one sweaty panting person at a time”.

If only the law, in its majestic equality, forbade the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg on the internets, and to let K-Lo or Loadberg anywhere near bread.

Would it be mean to send them a small(ish) donation with some überliberal text and promise that if they publish the note there would be another donation.

You know, see how much they value their beliefs and how much they need money.

Where is that Soros guy when you need him….

If they are to die then let them die and decrease the surplus magazine publication.

Just checking…are donuts still vegetables today? Cuz I ate 20 yesterday. Should I not have done that?

are donuts still vegetables today?

Wednesday is Sunday at Carvel, if that helps.

“They” meaning K-lo and crew.

worst rap band evaar…..

Vannessa’s Newt Oatmeal
Substance, as soon as I saw this recipe, I knew I had to try it. So I ran out and got my 6 bags of Newts etc. I can only assume that in Wisconsin, newts are sold by a different measure. The common newt bag I bought was a long hundredweight bag, (50.8kg). As a result each of the 13 darkling individuals I served barely scratched their portions and indeed they each took home about 22.kg of uneaten newt in doggie bags. Also, the newt was kind of bland. Do you have any advice that could alleviate this embarrassment for my next dinner party?

also, it might just be me, but has Ko-Lo had a makeover or such. If so, she should pass the details to Jonah, he has been looking more dishevelled than usual lately….

As a result, Jonah spontaneously sprung into being as the universe seeks to counteract our evil energy.

For this reason only, I hate the Casimir effect.

Wow! K-Lo looks good! She’s almost thin enough to play Blair in the “Facts of Life” remake!

For this reason only, I hate the Casimir effect.

You can’t blame zero point energy for Fudgie.

For one, there’s “energy”…

also, it might just be me, but has Ko-Lo had a makeover or such. If so, she should pass the details to Jonah, he has been looking more dishevelled than usual lately….

Perhaps, in exchange for his immortal soul, he’s agreed to be her Portrait of Dorian Grey?

Yea, I know, there’s no benefit to him, but no one accused him of being too bright…

You can’t blame zero point energy for Fudgie.

If there ever was a human embodiment of ‘zero point energy’, it’d be JoGo. Parse that any way you like.

For one, there’s “energy”…

Jonah’s got mass…
E=MC^2 bitchez.

77–are you seasoning as you go? I find newt needs quite a bit salt and pepper.

‘HA HA! Air America sucked and was a total failure because it couldn’t survive on its own ad sales! No radio listeners care about soshullist radio!

‘Also, could you give us money so we can keep writing stuff about how liberals hate the free market and want to keep protecting and subsidizing the parasites?’

Jonah’s got mass…
E=MC^2 bitchez.

Al, so do black holes, but you can’t get any energy back out of them. Once it’s in there, IT’S GONE!

I love the fake bookshelf wallpaper behind her.

Maybe they can take some of the money they raise and go to some garage sales where they might find some books to fill in the shelves behind K-Lo. And maybe if things go real well they can also replace the ones above her head with some that aren’t all fucked up.

Al, so do black holes, but you can’t get any energy back out of them. Once it’s in there, IT’S GONE!

Not so, Grasshopper.

Buy duct tape!

From a $100 donor to our post-election fund drive: “How could I not? NRO has been the beacon through the deadly fogs of the last few years. Gotta keep the light burning.”

Not so, Grasshopper.

Fucking crippled pedant…

I’m willing to believe those are real books. That’s just not her office. I am surprised that anybody’d let her eat sammiches in their library though.

“How could I not? NRO has been the beacon through the deadly fogs of the last few years. Gotta keep the light burning.”

Hoof Arted?

And maybe if things go real well they can also replace the ones above her head with some that aren’t all fucked up.

Oh, those are just well-worn. I think it’s the “History Of Manga Porn: From Golgo 13 to Sailor Moon”

Wow! K-Lo looks good! She’s almost thin enough to play Blair in the “Facts of Life” remake!

I didn’t know there was a stupid, shallow, uber-conservative girl on that show.

I’m sure this children’s book will be on every bookshelf soon.

Can you count all the wingnut memes?

I didn’t know there was a stupid, shallow, uber-conservative girl on that show.

Apparently, you never met Blair Warner, played by Lisa Whelchel

also, it might just be me, but has Ko-Lo had a makeover or such.

I was thinking the same thing. She’s *almost* working it.

Holy.

At this, Liberal Claus flies down in his private jet to yell in her face. In the nick of time, Maddyelylnn unplugs his teleprompter leaving him speechless. Elf Peloosi tries to sway the children from voting her out of office with free candy canes but they all wave copies of the Christmastution at her and dump the candy into the Camas’ lake. The Liberal Elf agenda vanquished, the children go home (stopping first at church to thank God for giving them the Christmastution) and do their homework.

That book is a festival of crazy. Just like the Teabaggers.

I’m willing to believe their books are real, because it’s like two encyclopedias, some magazine digests and some file folders and the rest of the shelves are completely empty.

There are five links to the donation page, and only two links to the print or digital subscription pages.

Methinks she realizes that they really can’t make much on merit, so they’re just going to have to beg for wingnut welfare.

Can you count all the wingnut memes?

I could, but I’d rather sanitize my phone.

Buy duct tape!

and tape J-Lo’s mouth shut

As I remember things, Blair was kind of selfish and stupid. K-Lo is what would you’d get if you mashed up Blair’s personality and Natalie’s body. Or maybe that is in fact what you did. You bastard.

I find this interesting: as of this moment, if you Google the term “sadly,” this blog is the second or third hit. I wonder what that says about the algorithm.

I’m sure this children’s book will be on every bookshelf soon.

I read that and think no way!

Then I remember this fellow also very likely believes the Earth was created as teh center of the universe about 10,000 years ago and that creator is now chomping at the bit to destroy it.

I can’t help but notice he spelled Stalin’s name correctly.

Just checking…are donuts still vegetables today? Cuz I ate 20 yesterday. Should I not have done that?

AFAIK, you are allowed to ingest whatever you want except for soft cheeses, cold cuts, raw fish and anything else that has the potential for listeriosis. Also no smokes or booze.

So unless you had vodka cream filled tuna sashimi sprinkle donuts wrapped in brie and ham, with a pack of unfiltered Camels to kill the greasy fat flavour – you are good to go.

Totally OT: The Atheist Hymnal

The Liberal Elf agenda vanquished

Goddamn elves asking for wages.

never have I beheld such stigmata on the bosoms of my male counterparts

Wouldn’t those be stigmato?

I like to wander the intertoobs in search of the finest mangoes.

Wandering the wasteland that is RenewAmerica, I saw a link to International New Analysis Today, “Exposing the Communist-Terror Alliance since 1996”.

Well, if RA links to something it’s gotta be a place that rains mangoes. At the INA site they have an article titled ,“A SPYOCRACY AND GLOBAL DECEPTION”. [All caps makes everything awesome!]

Russia, led by its “spyocracy,” and China, dominated by the Communist Party, are engaged in an alliance which aids Marxist governments and movements around the world, and which extends its assistance to terrorist entities including the Islamic Republic of Iran.

Not so bad (just stock paranoia.) Here’s the mango downpour:

As important, we can also rediscover a comforting miracle which occurred at Fatima, Portugal in 1917. The Blessed Mother warned us about the “errors of Russia,” and her subsequent call for devotion to Almighty God rallied millions as Soviet dictator Josef Stalin poised thousands of tanks in preparation for a final showdown with the West. Fatima gave hope to people around the world during the Cold War, and the message of Fatima can help now.

lolwut?

vodka cream filled tuna sashimi sprinkle donuts wrapped in brie and ham, with a pack of unfiltered Camels

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W?
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Wouldn’t those be stigmato?

You say stigmata, I say stigmato.

Lazy kids should make their own damn toys instead of waiting for a handout.

stigmato

That’d be the ultimate Bloody Mary…vodka and stigmato, some celery salt, dash of Tabasco…

That’d be the ultimate Bloody Mary…vodka and stigmato, some celery salt, dash of Tabasco…

You’d call it the Bloody Christ

I have read NRO almost since it’s inception.

The attentive editor would emend it thusly:

I have read NRO almost. Since, it’s inception.

Why is it most of the letters that K-Lo quotes sound like they come from the same guy, a drunk bum who wanders the neighborhood looking for half-smoked cigarettes and muttering to himself?

Why is it most of the letters that K-Lo quotes sound like they come from the same guy, a drunk bum who wanders the neighborhood looking for half-smoked cigarettes and muttering to himself?

Is this a rhetorical question?

Why is it most of the letters that K-Lo quotes sound like they come from the same guy

Jonah is Klo’s Max!

Jonah is Klo’s Max!

Jonah needs FloMax.

Is this a rhetorical question?

Nnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooo…yes

You’d call it the Bloody Christ

The Virgin Afterbirth.

I have read.

NRO!!!

Almost… since it’s in.

‘ception?

You’d call it the Bloody Christ

The Passion Of The Gibson.

The Passion Of The Gibson.

The onions would stand in for His testicles.

I’m picturing what my life would be like if I blogged full-time because I seriously thought that my regular Interwebs output merited definition as a viable career – I’d be staying at the Sidewalk Hotel & finding out what squirrels & pigeons cooked on a coat-hanger taste like really fast.

Pretty obvious that those folks are NOT starving, so no, the check is not in the mail. Besides, I’d bet they already get more than enough wampum from the Kochs & other similar villains … they panhandle simply for the sheer joyous hypocrisy of the thing.

Russia, led by its “spyocracy,” and China, dominated by the Communist Party, are engaged in an alliance which aids Marxist governments and movements around the world, and which extends its assistance to terrorist entities including the Islamic Republic of Iran.

Yeah, of course Russia, who’s been beset by Islam for decades, is going to render assistance to Iran ’cause shut up, that’s why.

BTW also – are there any Marxist governments left for them to aid, anyway, outside of maybe North Korea? Even Cuba’s going all state capitalism lately.

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N?

I’m surprised you haven’t already made that pastry. Personally I think the chipped bits of raw tuna aren’t an improvement over bonito flakes in this recipe, but the smoking/preserving process probably makes bonito okay for vs’ diet.

Star Trek references? I don’t get how any self-respecting conservative rag would want to entertain references to a franchise that features a utopian socialist paradise. Consistency fail!

http://www.myleftwing.com/showDiary.do?diaryId=354

I’m surprised you haven’t already made that pastry.

I left it out in the rain.

I left it out in the rain.

OH NO!

Star Trek references? I don’t get how any self-respecting conservative rag would want to entertain references to a franchise that features a utopian socialist paradise. Consistency fail!

http://www.myleftwing.com/showDiary.do?diaryId=354

Thanks for the link – this nerd always appreciates such things.

Yeah, of course Russia, who’s been beset by Islam for decades, is going to render assistance to Iran ’cause shut up, that’s why.

Well, the Russians have been selling weapons to Iran lately, and been pretty passive-aggressive a lot of the time when we try to get them to help us stop their nuclear program. That’s probably what he’s talking about.

Course, that’s because Russia and Iran are both rational actors (relatively), who put their national interest ahead of their ideology. (Which is also, by the way, the reason why the right’s recurring hysteria that if Iran wants nukes, it can only be to nuke Jerusalem, is bullshit).

From the Russian POV, helping Iran gives them a valuable source of arms money; it also means they’re preventing the West from gaining a monopoly on the Persian Gulf (every other country in the region is allied with us). In other words, nothing at all here but business as usual.

Re: marathons and bloody nipples.

Yes, it happens. Wet fabric causes friction, (too much) friction on nipples is bad. Loose fitting shirts are way worse than snug ones. Cotton is nearly infinitely worse than “tech” fabrics.

Runners know this, or should. There really isn’t any excuse to have this problem during a big race, the aforementioned lube or suitably placed band-aids solves the problem nicely.

(this beer snob runs a lot to be able to drink a lot and not end up looking like kLo — No longer OT!)

Runners know this, or should. There really isn’t any excuse to have this problem during a big race, the aforementioned lube or suitably placed band-aids solves the problem nicely.

Another situation where bonito flakes are preferable to chipped bits of raw tuna. And when you cross the finish line, you have the start of a lovely broth.

Iffen I’m giving money to that there NRO I want to see dancing!!! Around the hat on the groun’. Come on girl, it’s in your blood!

I left it out in the rain.

I don’t think that I can take it.

And when you cross the finish line, you have the start of a lovely broth.

I’m sorry I turned Momma DKW onto Amway…

And when you cross the finish line, you have the start of a lovely broth.

Actually actor, those were the last words your mom said to me last night.

Actually actor, those were the last words your mom said to me last night.

I wondered why she served penis stew last night.

Not much meat in that…

Iffen I’m giving money to that there NRO I want to see dancing!!!

K-Lo? Pole dancing?

OK, now I have to vomit…

I left it out in the rain.

damnit! we’ll never find that recipe again!

damnit! we’ll never find that recipe again!

And it took so lonnnnnnnnnnnng to bake it….

I wondered why she served penis stew last night.

Not much meat in that…

Good to see you’re not missing it.

OT – Major Dickhead Andrew Shirvell finally gets canned for using his gov’t-supplied computer and resources to harrass people.

Fuckin’ Karma…how does it work?

And it took so lonnnnnnnnnnnng to bake it….

and that sweet green icing is getting all over everything!

OT – Major Dickhead Andrew Shirvell finally gets canned for using his gov’t-supplied computer and resources to harrass people.

That guy really makes me worried. What’s he gonna do now?

OT – Major Dickhead Andrew Shirvell finally gets canned for using his gov’t-supplied computer and resources to harrass people.

I’m kind of glad it took this long, because it gave Jason Jones a chance to chew him up and spit him out on The Daily Show. And he never even knew it. How does someone that clueless get to be a lawyer in the first place?

How does someone that clueless get to be a lawyer in the first place?

He haz a purty mouf….

OT – Major Dickhead Andrew Shirvell finally gets canned for using his gov’t-supplied computer and resources to harrass people.

That guy really makes me worried. What’s he gonna do now?

Fox News contract in 3… 2…

Fox News contract in 3… 2…

Is Bill-O still having his producer do video ambushes? Mr. ShitHead would be a natural on that team.

How does someone that clueless get to be a lawyer in the first place?

Regent University.

If you’ve seen his interview(s), you know he has projection issues.

In Andrew Shirvell’s defense, Chris Armstrong is like, totes Hottie McHotHot. Uh… in the most heterosexual way possible that is.

Hottie McHotHot.

The McDonald’s ads featuring people licking their hands are selling those, right?

If you’ve seen his interview(s) penis, you know he has projection issues.

Fixed!

On topic for a previous thread: We can’t afford a Coke Slushie gap with China!

Licking their hands. Totally. Their hands.

Bryan Fischer is afraid that bears are coming to get him.

No, no, the other kind of bears. http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/11/social_conservative_bryan_fischer_its_time_to_get.php?ref=fpb

Alvin Greene will not go quietly

DKW is now hired as my doctor/nutritionist. He says it’s ok for me to eat 20 donuts in a day. SHUT UP!!!!!! HE’S NOT WRONG!!!! *crams more donuts in mouth*

Y’all I’m going on the Jonah Loadpants Diet…and you can’t stop me!

Alvin Greene will not go quietly

And why not? He still would have been a better senator than DeMint plus he’s a better presidential candidate than Palin.

Y’all I’m going on the Jonah Loadpants Diet

Just don’t let his goatee get stuck in your teeth.

That guy really makes me worried. What’s he gonna do now?

Um, let’s see. Thing for stalking attractive men of the not heterosexual variety and then internet harrassing them to get their attention. I’m going to go with:

anderson-cooper-watch.blogspot.com

Just don’t let his goatee get stuck in your teeth.

Funny…really funny. But disgusting. I’m gonna go barf up all those donuts.

Oooh! An excuse to reload!

DKW is now hired as my doctor/nutritionist.

I have a whole list of things* that you can shove in your mouth. Is your webcam working?

*VPR

Y’all I’m going on the Jonah Loadpants Diet…and you can’t stop me!

No need. Some of your aortas will do that.

Whoops. I fail biology forever.

Actually, a donut diet could work

Aorta singular. Arteries plural.

Aorta singular

Aortas was correct. She’s pregnant.

I fail biology forever.

All your fetal pigs* are belong to us.

*See: on topic.

“Some of your aortas will do that”

You must be big-hearted.

Or cow-hearted.

“Some of your aortas will do that”

You must be big-hearted.

Either than, or I’m a Timelord.

Guess I’m not a Timelord. Only a Thread Killah.

Why is it most of the letters that K-Lo quotes sound like they come from the same guy, a drunk bum who wanders the neighborhood looking for half-smoked cigarettes and muttering to himself?

Its J-Lo…. is that not obvious

Advances in doughnut security will see us through the next century.

“As important, we can also rediscover a comforting miracle which occurred at Fatima, Portugal in 1917. The Blessed Mother warned us about the “errors of Russia,” and her subsequent call for devotion to Almighty God rallied millions as Soviet dictator Josef Stalin poised thousands of tanks in preparation for a final showdown with the West. Fatima gave hope to people around the world during the Cold War, and the message of Fatima can help now.”

So the ‘Blessed Mother’ was rooted against America and England in WWI [not Stalin but the Tsar in 1917] or does RA mean that the ‘Blessed Mother’ was on the side of the Nazis in WWII? I is confused.

Advances in doughnut security will see us through the next century.

Needs moar titanium.

So the ‘Blessed Mother’ was rooted against America and England in WWI [not Stalin but the Tsar in 1917] or does RA mean that the ‘Blessed Mother’ was on the side of the Nazis in WWII? I is confused.

If I recall, the first two prophecies were about World War I ending shortly (this was 1917, after all) and the rise of the Soviet Union and how it must be contained or it would threaten the world.

The third and final prophecy was supposedly about the assassination attempt on JP2.

K-Lo? Pole dancing?

OK, now I have to vomit…

You can relax, Actor. K-Lo’s version of Pole dancing involves a mazurka or two with Radoslaw Sikorski.

K-Lo’s version of Pole dancing involves a mazurka or two with Radoslaw Sikorski.

But there are lifts!

LIFTS!

There’s so much food that Americans do so well. Pizza. Sammiches. Radioactively fluorescent carbonated HCFS solutions. And yet you pride yourselves on donuts and apple pie, two of the only fat-laden things that we Canooks clearly do way better than you do, eh?

And yet you pride yourselves on donuts and apple pie, two of the only fat-laden things that we Canooks clearly do way better than you do, eh?

Except your mother. There’s a fat laden thing you do much better than we can.

So the ‘Blessed Mother’ was rooted against America and England in WWI [not Stalin but the Tsar in 1917] or does RA mean that the ‘Blessed Mother’ was on the side of the Nazis in WWII? I is confused.

She wouldn’t have been the only Spanish Catholic that leaned towards the Axis powers.

i.e. Generalissimo Francisco Franco (who’s still dead).

But there are lifts!

LIFTS!

I only said “relax.” I didn’t mean for you to completely let your guard down.

Doughnut-to-go will not help with maple bars. FAIL.

But there are lifts!

I’d venture to guess that with K-Lo as a partner there’s fewer lifts! and more hernias.

Finally, Twitter is worthwhile. Eric Ripert Tweets recipes in 140 chars..

Not that Tintin twitting those twats he tweet twits but that’s not _useful_, just fun.

Finally, Twitter is worthwhile. Eric Ripert Tweets recipes in 140 chars..

Sounds kinda twee to me.

You know, the Cornerites as a whole are in pretty fine form today.

Check out Nordlinger babbling to the orderlies.

Doughnut-to-go will not help with maple bars.

Maple bars. Suddenly I have an idea for the new go-to spot for single bears looking to get laid…

Fav comment from the Stalin-elf link

‘u=’ (*_*) <#

As important, we can also rediscover a comforting miracle which occurred at Fatima, Portugal in 1917

She wouldn’t have been the only Spanish Catholic that leaned towards the Axis powers.

Clearly I’m ready for my career as a Cornerite blogger.

I can haz wingnut welfare now?

I can haz wingnut welfare now?

NOBODY expects the Portugese Inquisition!

Meh. Doesn’t have the same ring to it…

so you all are NOT imagining a nude J-Lo upside-down twirling around a pole while Douhat and Jonahthewhale sit watching with their hands busy in each others’ laps, their increasingly frenzied activity only partially hidden by half-empty cheeto bags?

They’re coming for our bacon!

NOBODY expects the Portuguese Inquisition! or chief weapons are surprise and fear and cork..

nope, doesn’t flow the same…

OT – it seems I owe Richard Reed from yesterday’s Pantload Laugh-along an apology for my statement here. Of course as a lie-beral and therefore a racist, I assumed his “melting pot” remark was about the diversity of conservative candidates in terms of race, gender, professed sexual orientation, age, cultural background, religion, physical ability or any combination thereof (i.e. none). But as usual, I am shamed (thanks actor’s mom) – in fact the whole point of RR’s comment was that conservatives are only interested in ideals. Tuesday’s elections saw an influx of a melting pot of conservative viewpoints – ranging all the way from your run-of-the-mill establishment money-con to your brand new glibertardian Tea Party powered populist who has already been co-opted by the establishment money-cons.

so you all are NOT imagining a nude J-Lo upside-down twirling around a pole while Douhat and Jonahthewhale sit watching with their hands busy in each others’ laps, their increasingly frenzied activity only partially hidden by half-empty cheeto bags?

I believe I speak for everyone when I say we’re all trying desperately not to picture that.

so you all are NOT imagining a nude J-Lo upside-down twirling around a pole

J-Lo? Oh yes! More please!

For the record I am fine with a nude J-Lo.

So Canucks do donuts betta then Americans? I’m willing to donate my services…for purely scientific reasons, of course…to find out if this is true. Science can’t wait, people. Bring me some freakin’ Canadian donuts.

J-Lo…oh…that’s different. Still, I wouldn’t picture her with Fudgie.

From the Nordlinger link above:

She looked at one book titled ‘The American Police State’ and said, ‘This is a joke, yes?’ I assured her it was not, that the author advanced the notion that the U.S. was a police state. My friend snorted, ‘I’d like to see him spend one day in real police state, then.’”

Oh, yes. I have had thoughts like that many, many times.

Of that I have no doubt. I’ll bet more than a day’s time, too.

But as usual, I am shamed (thanks actor’s mom)

Hey, there’s a penis pump in the dressing room, you have no one to blame but yourself.

danmit, I keep typing -J-lo when i mean K-Lo! daggumit!

we need an edit button like Balloon Juice!

Tuesday’s elections saw an influx of a melting pot of conservative viewpoints – ranging all the way from your run-of-the-mill establishment money-con to your brand new glibertardian Tea Party powered populist who has already been co-opted by the establishment money-cons.

I forget the comic who went to Beijing and got a haircut there. He was offered the Moe, or he could have the Moe, or then there was the Moe, or for the bold, the Pete Rose….

Bring me some freakin’ Canadian donuts.

You know they are holeless, right?

danmit, I keep typing -J-lo when i mean K-Lo! daggumit!

I’m not sure if this is a really good defense mechanism or if you’re really weird.

You can take this sandwich when you wrest it from my cold, dead hands.

so you all are NOT imagining a nude J-Lo upside-down twirling around a pole while Douhat and Jonahthewhale sit watching with their hands busy in each others’ laps, their increasingly frenzied activity only partially hidden by half-empty cheeto bags?

Abe Simpson: What’s keeping that dress on?

Sideshow Mel: The collective will of everyone in this room

“You know they are holeless, right?”

Homeless? Not anymore. I got a home for ’em.

So Canucks do donuts betta then Americans?

So anyways, a few years back us Canooks were gettin’ all ascared about the impending doom of the Canuckistani donut industry with the threat of the impending invasion of the ne-plus-ultra of American deep fried dough lumps – the Krispy Kreme. Afterall inferiority complexes are as Canadian as passive-aggresive politeness.

Turns out, your much vaunted killer donut sucks ass compared to the typical Canuckistan variety and the invasion retreated into bankruptcy protection.

Warning, Tim Hortons switched to frozen years ago, so if you are looking for a real Canadian donut you gotta skip Tims.

“I forget the comic who went to Beijing and got a haircut there. He was offered the Moe, or he could have the Moe, or then there was the Moe, or for the bold, the Pete Rose….”

Bobby Slayton.

Ok…but how does all this get one in my mouth now?

Ok…but how does all this get one in my mouth now?

You have to come here to get ’em. Who wants a donut that’s been sitting in a truck for hours?

Well other than the truck driver. Or the cute hitchhiking teenager he picked up a couple miles ago who he thinks isn’t going to make it to the big city (heh, heh) but is totally wrong because she’s actually an escaped mental patient with a syringe full of tranquilizers in her purse. Oh and the cute dog that rides in the truck with them and serves as the stand-in for the audience.

how does all this get one in my mouth now?

I’m sure Actor would be willing to put one in your mouth right now.

I’m thinkin’ the dog’s gonna end up with all the donuts.

Homeless? Not anymore. I got a home for ‘em.

Soylent Green is donuts?

Ok…but how does all this get one in my mouth now?

K-lo or the donut?

Bobby Slayton

I could see his face in my mind’s eye but for the life of me couldn’t come up with his name. Thank you.

She’s an escaped mental patient with a syringe full of tranquilizers in her purse. He’s a cute little dog who travels across the country in the cab of a big rig and acts as an audience surrogate. They fight crime!

Loved Nerdlingers little snidefest. It’s like watching Roddy MacDowell on teh Apes movie. It’s unbelievable and irritating but strangely hypnotic.
I got hit by their donate drop-down there. Some senator whatisname from Bohunk saying that he is goin’ to shut down the Gubblement and needs teh NRO for inteckchewawl stimulus. In a completely manly way, of course.
They don’t have a cat poo donation button.

“You have to come here to get ‘em. Who wants a donut that’s been sitting in a truck for hours?”

I FEEL A POUT COMING ON.

They fight crime!

So THAT’S why Moonlighting made it to the air!

”
K-lo or the donut?”

For the love of all that is hole-y…the donut.

K-lo or the donut?”

For the love of all that is hole-y…the donut.

To be fair, they do look a lot alike..

“She’s an escaped mental patient with a syringe full of tranquilizers in her purse. He’s a cute little dog who travels across the country in the cab of a big rig and acts as an audience surrogate. They fight crime!”

Sold. Cut. Print. Let’s get this baby in the can.

Theological question for teabaggers: Just because God promised not to flood the Earth, should that necessarily entail God promising to save us from our own stupidity?

http://www.juancole.com/2010/11/energy-committee-chairman-candidate-says-god-promised-no-more-catastrophic-climate-change-after-noah.html?rainbow

35 years ago tomorrow marks the resurrection of Gordon Lightfoot’s recording career.

Just because God promised not to flood the Earth, should that necessarily entail God promising to save us from our own stupidity?

I saw that with gaping jaw.

I’m guessing they missed that whole “Revelations” chapter…

To be fair, they do look a lot alike..

Did you just call donuts grotesquely full of fat?

Did you just call donuts grotesquely full of fat?

no, but you can roll’m in flour and look for the wet spot, at least when they’re jelly-filled…

no, but you can roll’m in flour and look for the wet spot, at least when they’re jelly-filled…

The problem with K-Lo is there are no wet spots.

no, but you can roll’m in flour and look for the wet spot, at least when they’re jelly-filled…

The problem with K-Lo is there are no wet spots.

not even at the Mitt Romney rally??

You should give us your money

Are there no dog food canneries? Are there no rendering plants?

at least when they’re jelly-filled

I’m pretty sure K-lo is always jelly filled.

at least when they’re jelly-filled

I’m pretty sure K-lo is always jelly filled.

I hear the anti-biotics helped…

OK, I think I will now barf until I die.

energy-committee-chairman-candidate-says-god-promised-no-more-catastrophic-climate-change-after-noah.html?rainbow

I don’t even have to click on the link.

*HEADDESK*

OT: Create your own Pam Geller blog entry without ever having to visit Atlas Shrugs:

http://fenris.furtopia.org/pamelageller.html

fenris.furtopia.org

Tools > Web Developer > Images > Disable Images > All Images

There. *clik*

Good call, Djur. I gotta look at those url words more carefully

The problem with K-Lo is there are no wet spots.

not even at the Mitt Romney rally??

Look, drool doesn’t couint, else Ann Althouse would get wet…

TOP POT

OT but does anyone have a convenient link to Crazy Pammy doing the “My Sharia” dance number? A friend of mine and I are comparing crazy woman videos, and I can’t find that one on youtube . . . unless maybe I dreamed it? I searched Sadly but didn’t come up with it, and I know I saw it here. Thanks.

Damn you, actor! I looked at that Lisa Whelchel link, and it led me to:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hotsaucing

Which, alas, is not some kind of kink for make sexytime.

Right wing authoritarians, how do they parent?

Candy, you didn’t dream it, but it’s vanished from where it was initially.

http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7662.html

Depending upon the brand of hot sauce and the amount used, it is very easy for hotsaucing to cause medical emergencies such as organ damage and allergic reactions

How long until they start advocating waterboarding your kids? “It’s perfectly safe and leaves no marks!”

God intends you to stuff kids full of peanuts.

Oh come on slowpokes.

http://www.balloon-juice.com/2010/11/09/and-the-lord-said-to-noah-theres-gonna-be-a-floody-floody/

This is why we can’t have nice things like democracy. We are truely fucked and all the other countries are laughing at us.

http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/hard-line-islamic-groups-react-to-obamas-indonesia-visit/?singlepage=true

PJM concern-trolls that Obama’s attempts to reach out to the Islamic world will fail because he’ll disappoint them the same way he’s disappointed American voters.

Mark this day and mark it well. This is the first and last time in history that PJM will have given a flying fuck what the people of the Muslim world want. Here beginneth and endeth the concern-trolling.

Actor, I remember that storm. I was just a kid at the time but I remember the big spruce tree in the yard threatening to come down on the house. The 10pm news from Duluth broke the news that the Fitz was missing.

God intends you to stuff kids full of peanuts.

…aaaand, we’re back to teabagging.

We are fucked part II.
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/meet-allen-west-fanatical-opponent-muslims-immigrants-progressives-obama

Thanks Substance! Nobody does crazy like crazy Pammy!

Mark this day and mark it well. This is the first and last time in history that PJM will have given a flying fuck what the people of the Muslim world want. Here beginneth and endeth the concern-trolling.

And yet PJM will never get past the cognitive dissonance of hard-line Muslims protesting our secret radical-Muslim POTUS.

And yet PJM will never get past the cognitive dissonance of hard-line Muslims protesting our secret radical-Muslim POTUS.

“Even his co-conspirators hate him!”

Done! Give me a hard one*

*not a VPR

From GM’s link,

Militantly anti-Muslim, he consistently criticizes Arabs and Muslims, and he told Atlas Shrugs’ Pamela Geller that the Bible is evidence the Arabs are a “wild” people: “the Angel of the Lord said to [Hagar]: Behold you are with child, and you shall bear a son, you shall call his name Ishmael, because the Lord has heard your affliction. He shall be a wild man; His hand shall be against everyman, and every man’s hand against him. And he shall dwell in the presence of all his brethren.’ Ishmael of course became the beginning of the Arab people….and God’s word is immutable truth.”

An entire race of people are evil, because my holy book says so. But remember, it’s their holy book that you’re supposed to be searching for evidence of derangement.

Reminds me of a conversation with my fundie roommate in college. “See, a lot of people just don’t understand the passage where all the Amalekites are wiped out, they think it’s genocide.” “Okay. What’s the real explanation?” “God told them to do it!” Not a trace of irony. And of course, he believed Muslims were savages because their book told them to do evil things.

Did I mention that I really freakin’ don’t like these people very much?

We have a comprehensive health-care plan to repeal. We have other comprehensive plans to stop. We need to encourage those who would say “Hell, no.” We need to disseminate ideas and help find the best people, for statehouses and the White House and every elected office in between. We need to highlight the best in culture.

The dissonance, it burns. I think this really is how people become Germany in 1938. They get so accustomed to saying weird, awful things with little winky caveats attached, that they start omitting the caveats. And then they’re just saying weird awful things. And that gets taken for granted because there are the implied, invisible air quotes around certain statements. “Oh yes, the Jewish problem, absolutely,” people say. And then they say “mmm, what’s cookin’? Is that ribs? It’s Jews? Oh. But they sure make a nice fragrant smoke.”

But what’s even more bizarre is K-Load is essentially saying “we are going to fist-fuck poor people in the ass with a nail-studded gauntlet! Isn’t that admirable? Send us money!” So the American replacement for the Jews is the poor. And anybody can become poor, while not anybody can inherit Jewish genes. Even fucking walrus-looking psychopaths working at semi-bankrupt niche magazines can become poor.

I think that’s kind of neat.

That anon comment was me. Fucking WordPress — how does it work?

This is why we can’t have nice things like democracy. We are truely fucked and all the other countries are laughing at us.

On one hand, the Democrats are ineffectual corporate sellouts and haven’t done as much on gay rights, healthcare and a host of other issues as they could have in the past couple of years.

On the other hand, Republicans want to repeal the last several thousand years of western civilization.

So yeah, we’re fucked as long as there are enough people who think the difference between the two doesn’t matter.

The dissonance, it burns. I think this really is how people become Germany in 1938. They get so accustomed to saying weird, awful things with little winky caveats attached, that they start omitting the caveats. And then they’re just saying weird awful things. And that gets taken for granted because there are the implied, invisible air quotes around certain statements.

I agree.

It’s not the racism that makes me think of fascists when I look at the teabaggers. It’s the lunacy and the complete cognitive dissonance between the reality they live in and the one they believe in.

Any idiot can hate Jews. Believing the Jews control society, that’s something else.

On one hand, the Democrats are ineffectual corporate sellouts and haven’t done as much on gay rights, healthcare and a host of other issues as they could have in the past couple of years.

So yeah, we’re fucked as long as there are enough people who think the difference between the two doesn’t matter.

Vote for a crook, not a fascist. That was the French electorate’s mantra in 2002, it’s been mine for the last two years.

so you all are NOT imagining a nude J-Lo upside-down twirling around a pole while Douhat and Jonahthewhale sit watching with their hands busy in each others’ laps, their increasingly frenzied activity only partially hidden by half-empty cheeto bags?

Jesus Christ that is disgusting. I think there should be an award for that.

Any idiot can hate Jews. Believing the Jews control society, that’s something else.

Chris — that’s exactly it. People will always hate other people for being other people. But the fantasy that those other people — all of whom the dominant group has subjugated, enslaved, tortured, and made into lampshades — are somehow in positions of power, that’s teh crazy.

The flipside is the fundie belief that Christians are an oppressed minority.

Am I the only one that thinks Ms. Lopez’ underpants probably smell like hot marmite?

so you all are NOT imagining a nude J-Lo upside-down twirling around a pole while Douhat and Jonahthewhale sit watching with their hands busy in each others’ laps, their increasingly frenzied activity only partially hidden by half-empty cheeto bags?

Am I the only one that thinks Ms. Lopez’ underpants probably smell like hot marmite?

FUCK YOU

The current crop of Democrats and Republicans are like “average Joe Homeowner” and “the creepy neighbor” — Joe works from home everyday, doing the usual boring but mostly necessary crap, and tries to get along with his creepy neighbor. First Joe politely declines the invitations to the church social, then politely declines the invitation to the cross burning (becoming a bit concerned though), then (still politely mind you) declines the invitation to the puppy sacrifice. Joe’s also starting to hear rumors that creepy neighbor has been less than polite to their mutual acquaintances, which is really alarming. But you know what, now that the neighbor’s stack of bodies in the back yard is starting to smell a bunch and is actually higher than the fence so you know, you can see them, Joe’s thinking about perhaps writing a harshly worded letter to the neighborhood association. A man has limits.

By Joe you mean Harry Reid?

For as much money as we give them, you’d think they knew what was going on.

Am I the only one that thinks Ms. Lopez’ underpants probably smell like hot marmite?

Is it possible to bring certain S, N! commenters to The Hague on self-torture charges?

Plus collateral damages (specifically to my sanity)?

By Joe you mean Harry Reid?

No, Harry lives with creepy neighbor and occasionally cleans up a bit around the place, occasionally scowling a bit at some of the worst offenses, but otherwise just watches shit happen. He’s still a bit better than the new really crazy female roommate creepy almost got though.

Another fan of K-Lo’s editing acumen:

National Review: Conservative leadership past, present, and future. The great conservative awakening has arrived thanks to your undaunted effort over more than fifty years and BHO of course, lately.

I admit my analogy is not well thought through, not enough beer.

For as much money as we give them, you’d think they knew what was going on.

35 miles offshore, we didn’t launch it, and they’re not worried?

Phew. I hope to hell it’s a coverup and whatever it is is entirely under control by some highly competent… top men, Dr. Jones. Top men.

Circa 2000 hours, Eastern Standard Time; thread lies dead, murdered by Raiders of the Lost Ark quote. RIP.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hotsaucing

For some reason I thought this was going to be a dubious method to get a kid to stop sucking their thumb. Or a VERY DUBIOUS weaning method.

For some reason I thought this was going to be a dubious method to get a kid to stop sucking their thumb. Or a VERY DUBIOUS weaning method.

I was a bit disappointed the Urban Dictionary definition wasn’t a bit more, eh, spicy…

Is anyone in the mood for a wee morsel of news that is not bad? It is from today’s San Francisco Chronicle, and it’s about health care, and one of the people who is making it happen is an acquaintance of mine.

SF Health clinic to care for uninsured

It’s okay if no one is in the mood, but for the non sequitur portion of my comment, let me warn people against continuing with the flour-wet spot hilarities, as it troubles me greatly, and if you are a man, and persist, I will bloody your nipples.

In some small part, it is because K-Lo is prettier than I am. Way heavier, yes, and of incomprehensible humors, but prettier.

Oh, now I get it. You are all glued to your television machines to watch Keith, yes?

She’s an escaped mental patient with a syringe full of tranquilizers in her purse.
Someone warn mikey that his ex-wife is looking for him.

Also, if hot sauce could “cause medical emergencies such as organ damage” then I would be waiting for my third liver transplant by now rather than just my second.

Smut Clyde, oh dear lord, what you are going through.

Damn you, now I have to be all worried and shit.

Larkspur, re: bloody nipples, interested. Website? newsletter?

Spengler, see upthread re marathon running by men too macho to protect their wee nips, leading to pictorially documented finish line gore. Which reminds me: for you I am abjuring my library habit and ordering a copy of Rise Again: A Zombie Thriller from my local independent bookseller, for which I will pay actual cash money.

Missile launch might be airplane contrail instead.

Still, expect a raft of 11/9 Truthers to spring up as a result of this.

11/9 Truthers indeed.

glenn / Nov 9 2010 10:07 pm

This is obviously a missile launch. Stop your nonsense and try to seek the truth.

And that’s one of the ones NOT claiming it’s chemtrails. Yow.

Damn you, now I have to be all worried and shit.

Element of exaggeration here. My liver is in fact fine despite my attempts to punish it.

I am waiting here for more, I am waiting at your door, I am waiting at your back steps. I am waiting in my car, I am waiting at this bar, I am waiting for your comments. Your comments. Your comments.

Smut Clyde, good news about your liver. Be advised you should cover your nipples.

if you are a man, and persist, I will bloody your nipples.
And roll them in flour?

No more talking about flour and rolling, unless you are making me a real true actual literal pumpkin pie.

A vague disclaimer is nobody’s friend.

and of incomprehensible humors
K-Lo is incomprehensibly humid? I did not need to know that.

Well, actually, you don’t, what with it being all incomprehensible.

I should probably shut up soon.

Oh, we’re doomed as doomed can be, I must say!

I was laughing so hard my wife came to read the comments. Now she’s worried about me…

My liver is in fact fine
And in a second medical miracle, the bowel is about the only part of me that is not irritable.

And in a second medical miracle, the bowel is about the only part of me that is not irritable.

If your bowels are relaxed, perhaps you should consider joining the Free Soil Party.

Spengler, see upthread re marathon running by men too macho to protect their wee nips, leading to pictorially documented finish line gore.

See, this discussion keeps raising the ugly spectre of that photo of Huge Hugetits running a funrun for funyuns…

K-Lo makes me think a freight train fucked a whale. Or maybe a cargo ship.

Missile launch might be airplane contrail instead.

Still, expect a raft of 11/9 Truthers to spring up as a result of this.

Wow, I never would’ve imagined such a bunch of stupid comments at a site called “smart planet”…

If we’re lucky, Dennish Kucinich should chime in at anytime with some “chem trail” awesomeness.

Missile launch might be airplane contrail instead.

Yeah, right. That’s exactly what the Lizard People want you to think.
~

http://www.flickr.com/photos/dorkmaster/galleries/72157622268037051/

boobies

I’ve got a question. Where has Gavin and Brad gone? Don’t get me wrong…Tintin is great, but it seems like he (and a D. Aristophanes here and there) are doing all of the posting. Just curious.

Gavin’s had a relatively recent post.

Brad’s here:

http://crooksandliars.com/blog/30095

If I were the Sadly, No! folks I would recruit tigris but tigris is SO SO BUSY writing epics here.

Oh, we got chemtrails:

Jonathan Cramer / Nov 10 2010 1:33 am

Unicus, you are a complete gate-keeper. Have you seen the documentary, What In The World Are They Spraying? I’m sure you haven’t. This is a done deal. Chemtrails/Aerosol Operations are on record, and documented. This very well could be a chemtrail spray, which occasionally starts vertically, then flattens out when they hit the proper altitude. 193 Nations Ban Geo-Engineering last week. Maybe you could google that headline. Oh, wait, I forgot to say, they U.S. declined to ban geo-engineering.

But this has to be the BEST COMMENT OVER THERE:

Richard / Nov 10 2010 2:28 am

OUR COASTS TO ATTACK BY NORTH
KOREA.

Oh. my.

That’s exactly what the Lizard People want you to think.

Absolutely true! (Vintage deranged Usenet alien conspiracy post from the day after 9/11).

The guy’s site is BEEYOOTEEful.

http://aresister.tripod.com/

At last the truth is out.

Thank goodness for Sadly, No!
~

Begging for money is the new “Going Galt”

Does anyone know that RightNetwork exists?

Does anyone know that RightNetwork exists?

Well, they do feature exciting quotes from Calvin Coolidge, so their ultimate success is assured.

Am I the only one who kept reading “Christmasturbation” for “Christmastution” in that whingenut tract?

On Dancer and Prancer!
On Donner and Blitzen!
Just be sure to wipe up
When you’re done with your schpritzin’.

Well, they do feature exciting quotes from Calvin Coolidge

If Calvin Coolidge has lived this long he’s GOT to have wisdom to share.

for you I am abjuring my library habit and ordering a copy of Rise Again: A Zombie Thriller from my local independent bookseller, for which I will pay actual cash money. I’m up with the Lark! Rejoice!

http://www.ordinary-gentlemen.com/2010/11/an-ultimatum-to-our-reptilian-overlords/

The One is strangely silent which is just as well because otherwise he would just bow down before our alien overlords.

“Don’t test me Mr Obama. Don’t test the Pleadians, they are not observers anymore.”

I had no fucking idea about the bloody nipples. Thank the sweet armhaired Jesus I’m sedentary.

“not just observers any more.”

Colleen is my kind of crazy. She has a good heart. She is trying her best to save all of a humanity from the lizard aliens. You got to respect that.

I know that the holidays are coming up. But please know that National Review Online will be working.
“The holidays”? Why does National Review hate Christmas?

Do these Einsteins not know that Star Trek land is populated by the most socialist people evah?

…Does anyone know that RightNetwork exists?…

New to me. Wow. Yuck. It’s a corporate Teabagger propaganda network thingy. Please remind me to avoid getting a FIOS account and generally stay away from Comcast.

Is this kind of thing what we have to look forward to post-Citizen’s United? Unabashed winger shilling by winger corporations? (And remind me again which corporate boards aren’t mostly wingers?) Great. Just great. What next? The plague?

Am I the only one who kept reading “Christmasturbation” for “Christmastution” in that whingenut tract?
On Dancer and Prancer!
On Donner and Blitzen!

All the other reindeer were always mean to Jizzmop.

I wouldn’t send money, but I can leave a flaming bag on their doorstep….

“…Does anyone know that RightNetwork exists?…”

Yup. Kelsey Grammar does On Demand spots for them on FIOS.

Do these Einsteins not know that Star Trek land is populated by the most socialist people evah?

They know. At least some of them do; I’ve had PJMers argue forcefully that the original series was a good American show before the eighties when “the left took the Enterprise.” (“But, but, the Federation’s multiethnic not multicultural…” you get the picture).

And it’s hilarious that they actually feel the need to run their entertainment through an ideological filter, or justify it to an ideological tribunal in their own minds, to make sure it’s compatible with the Teachings of the Party. I personally have never had any trouble enjoying 24 despite not being conservative, Firefly despite not being libertarian, or The Three Musketeers despite note being a monarchist. Of course, I’m not a totalitarian control freak.

You’re missing parts of the story, gocart.
~

If Calvin Coolidge has lived this long he’s GOT to have wisdom to share.

One syllable at a time.

You know something? That is the prettiest picture of K-Lo that could possibly be taken. Even without the sandwich.

A commenter to that post wonders why NRO adopts a begathon, a socialist innovation of NPR, rather than a market solution such as a paywall. *Snicker*

I’m still for the $3000 cover price.

I really don’t know which I like more, the sandwich photoshops or the toilet photoshops. May one day there will be an opportunity to combine the two, which would be so awesome!

I keep typing -J-lo when i mean K-Lo! daggumit!

It’s contagious … & I’m Typhoid SNAFU Mary.

I’m not sure if this is a really good defense mechanism or if you’re really weird.

Yes.

When you click on the National Pee-eww, a donation popup comes up with no option to close it. The popup prevents you from reading the NRO. So I guess that’s the good news.

So unless you had vodka cream filled tuna sashimi sprinkle donuts wrapped in brie and ham, with a pack of unfiltered Camels to kill the greasy fat flavour – you are good to go.

Uh oh.

Also,

SANDWICHGATE!!!!11!iii

That is the smallest sandwich I’ve ever seen!

(I hope this doesn’t repeat another hilarious comment; I couldn’t get through all 300-odd existing witty remarks.)

K-Lo is HOT. I don’t care what her dumb opinions are. I would be all over that.

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