Why The Hell Do Middle Eastern Men Like Nickelback?
Everybody’s talking about this oktrends survey on stuff people of different ethnicities and genders ‘like’.
Above: An example of one OkCupid user’s tag cloud of ‘likes’.
The oktrends team took the most popular profile words from 526,000 users of the dating site OkCupid. Then they broke those out based on the users’ stated race and gender to come up with basic tag clouds that purport to show what sorts of things, say, a female Pacific-Islander digs the most.
It’s actually kind of fascinating. Especially when you dig into the various tag clouds and discover some really interesting stuff. F’rexample:
– As mentioned in the headline, Middle Eastern guys like Nickelback. They are the only group that does — even white dudes don’t. Pam Geller should look into this.
– Male Pacific-Islanders randomly like ‘500 Days of Summer’. And it’s pretty high in their cloud. They also like ‘the hulk’, ‘sharks’ and ‘beer pong’, all of which are pretty cool. For some reason they like ‘my abs’ — but I don’t think they’ve seen my belly recently.
– Female Pacific-Islanders love them some Alicia Keys. It’s No. 1 on their list of likes … pretty much every other group of women except white chicks also likes Ms. Keys, just not so much.
– Where da white wimmin at? Probably 4 Yawkey Way — if not physically then in spirit. ‘The Red Sox’ is their shared top ‘like’, along with ‘jodi picoult’, whatever that is (Google is apparently not on my personal list of likes). One suspects this is because the Red Sox are a lovable, scrappy bunch that gets little media exposure and has no appreciable number of fake bandwagon fans who infect the sporting body politic like enormous drunk bedbugs with stupid hats. White females also like ‘my toes’, and I will admit they are rather shapely.
– Black women score a high 7 on the Anchoress Scale of God-Bothering, where a 10 means you are currently at the Vatican mooning over statues of loathed imperialist popes.
– Latinas like ‘sixteen candles’. Oddly, Asian men do not.
– Indian men are the only group that has ‘ayn rand’ amongst their likes. Maybe they see an aspect of Kali in her hate-filled face and necklace of severed heads.
– Do not let white men DJ your next party.
They probably figure rich white American women like Nickleback. I can tell you stories of Egyptian and Iranian men who are on dating sites simply to get a visa to come here and bang some chick, then join sleeper cells.
They like Nickelback because strippers like Nickelback.
My conclusion: most people are fucking boring as shit. Especially white people.
Wait, strippers like Nickelback? Are you basing that on, like, research?
‘The Red Sox’ is their shared top ‘like’….
It’s widely-known that the Red Sox are the best-hung team in the AL.
Also, I am a man trapped in a woman’s body, too.
A white man who doesn’t dig sports or Van Halen, that is.
Wait, strippers like Nickelback? Are you basing that on, like, research?
“If Everyone Cared” is the official anthem of strippers. Appropriate lyrics and highly pole-danceable.
“If Everyone Cared” is the official anthem of strippers.
When they play it at the start of the ball game, I’m always overcome with pride.
Asians (I’m assuming East Asians?) of both genders like Malcolm Gladwell.
I can tell you stories of Egyptian and Iranian men who are on dating sites simply to get a visa to come here and bang some chick, then join sleeper cells.
They never want to just cuddle a little bit afterwards, do they? It’s always right to the sleeper cell.
“If Everyone Cared” is the official anthem of strippers.
When they play it at the start of the ball game, I’m always overcome with pride.
I really think I can give the “throwing out of the first ball” a miss, tho.
They never want to just cuddle a little bit afterwards, do they? It’s always right to the sleeper cell.
They never call, they never text, you never hear from them until they want the next bombing…
…buy me some strippers and NicklebackI don’t care if I ever get back…
FYWP!
can tell you stories of Egyptian and Iranian men who are on dating sites simply to get a visa to come here and bang some chick, then join sleeper cells.
I HAZ CONFUZED NAOW. The US has had birthright citizenship since the late 19th century. The Arabs have been hating us for our freedoms since at least 1990.
Shouldn’t that have given them enough time to drop enough terror babies that they wouldn’t need to resort to such tawdry tricks as wriggling into the pants of America’s blonde, blue-eyed maidens, just because they want to blow shit up?
– As mentioned in the headline, Middle Eastern guys like Nickelback. They are the only group that does — even white dudes don’t. Pam Geller should look into this.
OBVIOUSLY the only reasonable reaction to this news would be to arrest all members of the band and send them to Gitmo so we can see what secret messages they’ve been passing to The Enemy.
Someone keep an eye on Pammy & Malkin – I’m sure they’ll have some words to say on the subject.
Ayn Rand, btw, big in India. Poses the question, how long till the tea-baggers get laid off and their jobs outsourced?
I can tell you stories….
Shouldn’t that have given them enough time to drop enough terror babies that they wouldn’t need to resort to such tawdry tricks as wriggling into the pants of America’s blonde, blue-eyed maidens, just because they want to blow shit up?
He’s not saying it’s true. He’s just saying he could tell you stories.
Well, Nickelback is Canadian, after all. Of course the turrists like them!
…buy me some strippers and Nickleback I don’t care if I ever get back…
See? Right there. Suicide bombing reference!
And look how enthusiactically it’s spoken! Creepy.
Of course this is from a survey of ppl on OKCupid, so how representative it is of the world outside the Matrix is debatable…
…buy me some strippers and NicklebackI don’t care if I ever get back…
Suck my root root root, and I’ll go home,
If she don’t cum it’s a shame,
For its one, two C-notes in her snatch
At the old ballllllllllllllling gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame!
One suspects this is because the Red Sox are a lovable, scrappy bunch that gets little media exposure and has no appreciable number of fake bandwagon fans who infect the sporting body politic like enormous drunk bedbugs with stupid hats.
Maybe they all live in New England? I was given an injection as soon as I arrived and have loved the Red Sox ever since, even when they insist on ruining my summah.
The US has had birthright citizenship since the late 19th century. The Arabs have been hating us for our freedoms since at least 1990.
Yes, but that would be against the Koran, which has proscriptions against birthing infidels.
Poses the question, how long till the tea-baggers get laid off and their jobs outsourced?
That would be the Oolong Party
FOX News: Not getting the joke
Yes, but that would be against the Koran, which has proscriptions against birthing infidels.
Also, sex before marriage. Too.
Poses the question, how long till the tea-baggers get laid off and their jobs outsourced?
That would be the Oolong Party
Oolong has this been going on?
Also, sex before marriage. Too.
Yes, but there’s no child support to pay.
You can always count on Actor to be a constant commenter in a pun thread
It’s widely-known that the Red Sox are the best-hung team in the AL.
Then how’d that ball get through Buckner’s legs?
You can always count on Actor to be a constant commenter in a pun thread
Would you like some tea?
Ouch! There’s a lemon zinger.
Then how’d that ball get through Buckner’s legs?
*tsk*
Because he grabbed the wrong one by mistake, silly!
And here I thought the Chicago Cubs were the go-to team for white wimmin with a casual interest in baseball.
Muslim men like Nickleback? Wait, I’m Presbyterian and I have some Nickleback on my iPod? OMG! I’m a secret Muslim!
-Do not let white men DJ your next party.
Unless they’re Swedish. They have a lot of good DJs for some reason. According to my former roommate who’s into that kind of thing.
Wait, I’m Presbyterian and I have some Nickleback on my iPod? OMG! I’m a secret Muslim!
Has anyone checked Obama’s iPod – just in case you know what?
Re imperialist popes.
Man if you thought Sixtus the V’th was bad, you don’t want to know about Fivetus the VI’th.
I have some Nickleback on my iPod
Go! And darken our towels no more! Next thing you’ll tell us is you have Creed on there as well.
Republican circular firing squad, yay!
Actor’s FOX link: OK, he’s not a sex offender, he’s just a Comicbook Guy, “However, police say it is disturbing that someone would dress in a costume that makes fun of pedophiles and would give out free candy to children.”
i.e. “Okay. Yeah. Yeah. we’re dumb. We stand by what we said, either way. “
Yes, but that would be against the Koran, which has proscriptions against birthing infidels.
Huh? Isn’t the whole point of the “terror baby” hypothesis that scheming would-be terrorist fathers impregnate scheming would-be terrorist mothers in their scheming would-be terrorist home countries, then come to the US on “vacation” just so their scheming would-be terrorist children are American citizens? Where do the infidels come into it? (Gosh, when you write it out like that, it sounds kinda crazy doesn’t it?)
Well, Nickelback is Canadian, after all. Of course the turrists like them!
On behalf of my people, “Hey!” Unless, of course, you consider the infliction of bad music on the world a form of terrorism, in which case…yeah, okay, I guess that’s fair.
Why isn’t there more about us, specifically vacuumslayer. I hear she’s really interesting, if a little self-involved.
Also…when we get kidnapped it’s really important.
On behalf of my people, “Hey!” Unless, of course, you consider the infliction of bad music on the world a form of terrorism, in which case…yeah, okay, I guess that’s fair.
That was my impression of a right-winger. I love your people, and I think I’m actually a Canadian at heart, given that I constantly apologize.
Plus, you gave us A.C./Carl Newman and The Constantines, oh! and Neil Young and The Weakerthans, so I think you’ve made up for the shitty music.
police say it is disturbing that someone would dress in a costume that makes fun of pedophiles
Making fun of those people. How awful.
Won’t someone think of the childre… ummmm… never mind.
So, actually, my preferences are closest to those of Middle Eastern women. Although I am neither petite nor big-eyed.
Why isn’t there more about us, specifically vacuumslayer.
Does she like Pina Coladas?
And they gave us The Dears and The Organ too. Awesome Canadian bands
You can always count on Actor to be a constant commenter in a pun thread
These kill me.
I’m fading fast.
It’s earl grey, and turning to black.
Yes, but they also gave us Justin Bieber, which nullifies all great Canadian music, the entire Arctic ecosystem and 30 cases of Labatt’s.
I’m going no further. I’m tannin back.
Go! And darken our towels no more! Next thing you’ll tell us is you have Creed on there as well.
No Creed. Would it help if I mentioned I have more Neil Young than Nickleback?
Darjeeling Actor – if at first you don’t succeed, chai, chai again.
Yes, but they also gave us Justin Bieber, which nullifies all great Canadian music, the entire Arctic ecosystem and 30 cases of Labatt’s.
Oooh, I did not know he was Canadian. Yes, even my love of The Constantines cannot cancel that out, and I really only have a vague idea of who the kid is.
Let’s not forget Gordon Lightfoot, Alanis Morissette, The Guess Who, Nelly Furtado, Jeff Healy Cowboy Junkies, Diana Kraal, Bruce Cockburn, Barenaked Ladies…
I’m not sure I can do all these tea puns…I’m pretty green at them.
Let’s not forget Gordon Lightfoot, Alanis Morissette, The Guess Who, Nelly Furtado, Jeff Healy Cowboy Junkies, Diana Kraal, Bruce Cockburn, Barenaked Ladies…
Wait, are those supposed to be good or bad? I mean, I’m with you on 3-4 of those, but…
I mint to start the tea puns but the curve is getting pretty steep.
Although I am neither petite nor big-eyed.
Big eyed. You will be.
Now I’m in hot water, I spoze.
Why isn’t there more about us, specifically vacuumslayer.
Does she like Pina Coladas?
And getting caught in the rain?
You can always count on Actor to be a constant commenter in a pun thread
These kill me.
I’m fading fast.
It’s earl grey, and turning to black.
It gets late earl-y these days
I’m not sure I can do all these tea puns…I’m pretty green at them.
Just show us your Tetleys and you’ll be fine
Look, you can make fun of Canadian music all you want *koffkoffRUSHkoffkoff*, but Canada gave us Doug and the Slugs and in my book, that remediates nearly every sin.
Except maybe Alannis Morrisette.
Darjeeling Actor – if at first you don’t succeed, chai, chai again.
I’ve gone white with embarrassment! But I’d walk a chamomile for one of those.
I mint to start the tea puns but the curve is getting pretty steep.
You can cozy up.
I’m not sure I can do all these tea puns…I’m pretty green at them.
I can give you assam pointers.
Do not let white men DJ your next party.
I’ve got it Saboo! A concept is formulating. Fleetwood Mac’s Tusk, in its entirety.
Watch the room crumble at the aura of the H-Man!
Tusk! In its entirety. Including the pauses. Just as Lyndsay Buckingham meant it to be heard.
I really think we should leaf these tea puns alone.
You can cozy up.
I feel iced.
This thread badly needs an infusion of new material. What’s the solution?
I
FYWP
Anyway, I’d like to contribute more tea puns but my Twining isn’t very good.
I feel iced.
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet, dude!
This thread badly needs an infusion of new material.
Well, there is the specifics on Barack Obama’s OkCupid profile that the researchers didn’t publish.
Likes:
– socialism
– kenyan interloping
– hating america
– communism
– anti-colonial hubris
– nickelback
– evil
Dislikes:
– real americans
– sarah palin
– vault-copy birth certificates
– good
– van halen
Anyway, I’d like to contribute more tea puns but my Twining isn’t very good.
You need to contribute more. Tisane you don’t. Rational even. We don’t like rational.
It’s been oolong time since any of these puns were very funny
– kenyan interloping
HA! THERE’S my tactical eland!
OMG! I can’t believe there’s a tea party going on here at Sadly, No! I would seem the slippery slope has become too steep. I’d better just leave now.
Oops, I forgot …
Likes:
– stealth muslims
– RINOs
Dislikes:
– the consitution
– white people
Sorry. It would seem…
I really think we should leaf these tea puns alone.
Not for toolong, I hope.
(Damn, someone beat me to “oolong”!)
I’d better just leave now.
Well, there’s the pot calling the kettle black…
Oh, and for Canuck musicians–Joni freakin’ Mitchell! For the all-time win, libs!
Not for toolong, I hope.
Yes, otherwise its Ceylon and thanks for all the fish.
I’d better just leave now.
Before you get too boiling mad, eh?
It’s been oolong time since any of these puns were very funny
Blame me.
What an assam I…
Tired. I need to wake cup.
Tired. I need to wake cup.
Who were you spooning?
This thread badly needs an infusion of new material. What’s the solution?
Folks’ thoughts need to steep a bit longer?
Dammit! My sweater is slightly ripped and you can see a pekoe of my armpit.
Folks’ thoughts need to steep a bit longer?
We bagged that one earlier.
This thread is making my sinensis hurt.
Dammit! My sweater is slightly ripped and you can see a pekoe of my armpit.
Could be worse. Could be your skirt, and we’d see your uva.
This thread is making my sinensis hurt.
Perhaps we should switch to coffee? I’ve bean wanting to for a while.
Perhaps we should switch to coffee? I’ve bean wanting to for a while.
That makes you an Arabica terrorist!
I was spooning those.. are you familiar with ‘two girls, one cup’ ?
are you familiar with ‘two girls, one cup’ ?
Does the Pope shit in my mouth?
And it was just pot luck!
Was that the Pope?
Was that you?
Does the Pope shit in my mouth?
Ew. I’m surprised the conversation didn’t grind to a halt.
I can’t do coffee or tea puns.
My mood is too black, not light & sweet.
One in SEVEN Americans are in poverty.
This is fucking criminal.
Oh, and! Those numbers don’t reflect reality, as we all know the poverty guidelines are ridiculously low.
One in SEVEN Americans are in poverty.
This is fucking criminal.
This is, of course, good news for the Republicans since it’s all Obama’s fault.
Wheee.
From BBC.com:
Forty-five per cent of Americans believe Muslims’ religious, social and political traditions are incompatible with Western ways and that violent conflict is inevitable, up 18 points since 2002.
Thanks, you idiot Teabaggers, you 9/11 MEGA MOSQUE morons, you nativist cretins.
Forty-five per cent of Americans believe Muslims’ religious, social and political traditions are incompatible with Western ways and that violent conflict is inevitable, up 18 points since 2002.
!
Fuuuuuuuuuck.
Beeb linky
how long till the tea-baggers get laid off and their jobs outsourced?
They’re outsourcing retirement?
Beeb linky
Thanks. I was trying to find it.
Post updated above …
A Nickelback-loving Obama is DEAD to me.
Dislikes:
. . .
– van halen
This makes him A-OK in my book.
incompatible with Western ways
Nice flexible all-purpose phrase. We get to apply it anything that makes us pee our pants.
Beeb linky
And here I was hoping for a Justin Bieber vid.
And here I was hoping for a Justin Bieber vid.
You been BeebRolled
Post updated above …
That should be Shania Law, DA
Just missed the cut of Obama likes:
– shoving my package down white people’s throats
– giving comfort to the enemy
– 2 girls, 1 cup
Forty-five per cent of Americans believe Muslims’ religious, social and political traditions are incompatible with Western ways and that violent conflict is inevitable, up 18 points since 2002.
Colbert did a great report on the Murfreesboro mosque. When he interviewed a representative of the mosque, she pointed out that the Muslims have had a mosque there for about forty years and they are just moving to a new site. Colberts response…”Forty Years?! You’re not a sleeper cell, you’re comotose! C’mon, get a move on.”
That should be Shania Law, DA
Man, I feel like a woman (insofar as I am unclean and draped in heavy, stifling cloth so as not to offend God or my male relations with my innate whorish ways)
Post updated above …
Excellent, DA.
Forty-five per cent of Americans believe Muslims’ religious, social and political traditions are incompatible with Western ways and that violent conflict is inevitable, up 18 points since 2002.
That means we still outnumber the clowns 55-45, and since they’re so convinced that violent conflict is inevitable now’s the time to stomp ’em. Let’s roll!
Colbert did a great report on the Murfreesboro mosque.
BORING CORRECTION
That was Aasif Mandvi on the Daily Show
Shania Twain is also from Canada–Connect the dots!
Just missed the cut of Obama likes:
Don’t see bending low for Saudi royalty.
Shania Twain is also from Canada–Connect the dots!
I hear she’s recently turned lesbian (or gone vegan, if you want the clean version), so never the Twain shall meat.
Dislikes:
– the consitution
– white people
except white wimmin.
Love the pic!
Indian men are the only group that has ‘ayn rand’ amongst their likes.
Dinesh D’Souza and Ramesh Ponnuru are throwing a spanner into the computer.
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! I miss one day and miss out on the most epically awesome EPIC thread EVAH! Fuck.
So, only slightly OT, you know that DuhSouza Newty thang about Obama’s anti-colonialist mindset apparently inherited genetically from the father he never knew? Big surprise.
– 2 girls, 1 cup
Obama’s Socialist policies make sure that those girls will never be able to afford their own cups.
Obama’s Socialist policies make sure that those girls will never be able to afford their own cups.
We would like to retire the Internets to you. Do you have a mantlepiece?
There’s a type of tea from China called ‘Pu’er’, maybe somebody could make a joke out of it, if you have a minute, I mean.
There’s a type of tea from China called ‘Pu’er’, maybe somebody could make a joke out of it, if you have a minute, I mean.
Sorry, we’re pun pu’erists
We would like to retire the Internets to you. Do you have a mantlepiece?
Yeah, that’s where I keep my America’s Cup.
I guess not
There’s a type of tea from China called ‘Pu’er’, maybe somebody could make a joke out of it, if you have a minute, I mean.
I imagine that would be a puerile joke!
Yeah, that’s where I keep my America’s Cup.
Why does America need a cup? We got no balls.
Nope.
Say, can you use dishwater to make that tea, or does it have to be pu’er?
Of course, if the tea makes you sick to your stomach, I guess it would make you a pu’er.
2 Americas, 1 Cup?
2 Americas, 1 Cup?
I hate you.
What’s with the Constant Comments?
I chamomile left out of this thread. I was going to add a joke about Marxists but that would be a red zinger.
What’s with the Constant Comments?
Ils est les bergamots juste!
I was going to add a joke about Marxists but that would be a red zinger.
You making fun of the eastern red tide? You know that echinacea that has fishermen there up in arms?
– Indian men are the only group that has ‘ayn rand’ amongst their likes.
That is a very interesting trend.
I wonder if it caught hold as an early US cultural import in the 1930’s, much like Methodism did in Korea, and is now a hidden pillar of educated culture.
India also did have an entire province that went Communist at one point, in a bad way, so the Randite pejorative “collectivism” could have some sting…
I could see Rand’s dogmas appealing to the highest and next-highest castes; it justifies those at the top, and also those right below the top for what they need to do to make it to the top.
And the lower castes? Just don’t bother educating ’em.
Just like we’d have here, if our Randites had their way…
Above is some crapulent guessing re: Korea. Apparently they started receiving missionaries in 1884.
“Does she like Pina Coladas?”
If by that you mean rum, then yes, she does.
Mah Hood Jasminejad tea is made by filtering it through some imam’s beard. I find it revolting.
Just missed the cut of Obama likes:
– shoving my package down white people’s throats
– giving comfort to the enemy
– 2 girls, 1 cup
You forgot smoking cigarettes. **Gasp** That one’s true!
Going off on these pun threads is getting to be a nestea habit…
– Indian men are the only group that has ‘ayn rand’ amongst their likes.
I wonder if that’s because “aynrand” sounds like something naughty in Hindu?
Of course, it could simply be because Ayn Rand was fond of condemning Indian philosophy.
Apparently, however you slice it, she’s big in
JapanIndiaThat means we still outnumber the clowns 55-45, and since they’re so convinced that violent conflict is inevitable now’s the time to stomp ‘em. Let’s roll!
Nuh uh. You’re assuming all the other 55% DISAGREE with that premise, which means you’re not counting all the fence-sitters. We’re probably in the minority, actually.
Going off on these pun threads is getting to be a nestea habit…
Don’t give me no lipton.
**Gasp** That one’s true!
What? The others weren’t????
**Gasp** That one’s true!
What? The others weren’t????
I was going for the irony of a few actual facts for which one might take issue with the preznit, as opposed to making up the craziest, most batshit weirdness ever invented. Seriously, you could mine their batshit for Tom Clancy style novels for decades to come.
Tom Clancy style novel subject matter, I should say. I’m sure there are no novels in the actual shit. But then we don’t know that, do we?
This is why I hate polls. There have been very few poll questions I’ve seen that could be answered with a simple yes or no. I find them irresponsible and object to their use by pundits and news organizations. Both sides do it to the point of inducing vomiting.
Shania Law
Heh heh … it just so happens Shania Twain’s a Canuck too. As was John Kay of Steppenwolf.
A lot of the best bands Canuckistan ever gave to the multiverse are the ones almost nobody knows: Deja Voodoo, Vinaigrettes, Condition, Evil Twang, Endangered Species, S.H.E., Terror Of Tiny Town, ten days late, The Molestics, Submission Hold, Wretched Ethyl … good luck finding much of THAT primo shit on yer fancy-pants iTunes!
Seriously, you could mine their batshit for Tom Clancy style novels for decades to come.
The Hunt For Vault Copies
Shania Games
Every Man A Kenyan
The Sum of All Fears (don’t even have to change that one)
Clear and President Danger
I had no idea Obama was into faggotry. Is he into furfaggotry, too?
How do Kenyans interlope? Do they hunt them from jeeps and helicopters like the mighty hunters of US America?
Nuh uh. You’re assuming all the other 55% DISAGREE with that premise, which means you’re not counting all the fence-sitters.
I swore that last phrase was “face-sitters” for a moment.
I’ve been aournd you people too long.
I’ve always hated that, too. Too many questions simply can’t be answered that way. Most problems are complex; there’s almost never a simple answer.
Oops. I guess I lack moral clarity. Guess I better SUCK IT!
And what’s wrong with thinking you’re “all that”?
I happen to know I’m all that. It’s been proven by science, fool.
I’m offended. I need to take a break and stroke my pearls for a few minutes.
Most problems are complex; there’s almost never a simple answer.
Yet they seem to have no trouble finding 100 boneheads to participate and give them the simple answer.
Oops. I guess I lack moral clarity. Guess I better SUCK IT!
Well, if you insist.
Suck my tagfail while you’re at it.
Your tagfail is small.
I’m offended. I need to take a break and stroke my pearls for a few minutes.
I…Must…Not…Make…Obvious…Comment.
Too…Easy…
Got to…Keep…Silent
Very logical.
Your tagfail is small.
Owwwww. That hurt. **sniff**
JUST your tagfail.
A white man who doesn’t dig sports or Van Halen, that is.
Well geesh. You might as well just put on a dress.
Well geesh. You might as well just put on a dress.
Another one? Sounds a little confining. And toasty.
Most problems are complex; there’s almost never a simple answer.
And thats why they keep kicking you out of the GOP. Almost all problems can be solved with bombs, more police with fewer limits, tax cuts, and chasity belts.
OK, I need someone with a good eye for composition. I am trying to decide whether one of my works looks better with a horizontal or vertical orientation and it’s driving me crazy. I’m not attention-whoring for my art (FOR ONCE!). I’m genuinely stuck. Could I get your opinions? This is driving me crazy.
You hate moral clarity!
Most problems are complex; there’s almost never a simple answer.
In a related poll, it was found that 87% of men had not stopped beating their wives.
Exactly! I was gonna say so many poll questions reminded me of “when did you stop beating your wife” question.
Another one? Sounds a little confining. And toasty.
Hmm… I see a new stupid fashion trend: sheer dresses over bright or black mini skirts.
VS, I prefer the horizontal but I’m certainly no fountain of knowledge on teh artz.
In a related poll, it was found that 87% of men had not stopped beating their wives.
From this we learn that wives still aren’t listening well…
Marion, athankee. (That was my first choice, but I’m still unsure) Moar opinions, please.
Mysticdog, LULZ!
A white man who doesn’t dig sports or Van Halen, that is.
Well geesh. You might as well just put on a dress.
This summer was so goddamn hot, I swore that I’d wear a sundress if I had to attend a semi-formal event. No charcoal gray suit in the summer months, no more no more no more no more!
Hmm… I see a new stupid fashion trend: sheer dresses over bright or black mini skirts.
Better than leggings, sez I.
This summer was so goddamn hot, I swore that I’d wear a sundress if I had to attend a semi-formal event. No charcoal gray suit in the summer months, no more no more no more no more!
That really is one area where women’s apparel has many benefits over men’s.
Although you could just get a seersucker suit instead.
That really is one area where women’s apparel has many benefits over men’s.
That sentence fucking sucked. You know what I mean, though.
That really is one area where women’s apparel has many benefits over men’s.
Except for the [expletive deleted] pantyhose…
VS, I say go vertical. in the horizontal orientation, those coins look like they would be sliding down the side of the picture to the floor.
I vote vertical.
Maybe you could tilt it on the corner. Diagonal is all the rage these days…
Thanks VS 🙂
I like the horizontal better, but its beautiful either way!
However (sorry, its the danger of asking opinions)… the edge of the coin pile is really noticable as a cut… is there any way to smooth or cover that transition? Maybe some strands of hair? And maybe change the shading on the breast and arm to make that transition a little less stark? The curve doesn’t seem quite right, though its probably from the original picture.
Except for the [expletive deleted] pantyhose…
[expletive deleted] pantyhose. I don’t wear them. EVER. I don’t know if that’s frowned upon or not in my office, but nobody has ever said anything to me, so I’m going to continue not to wear them.
Tights get a pass because they keep my legs warm and they come in colors besides “Nobody’s Skin Is This Color.”
I’m going to say vertical, vs.
Content aside, my eye was drawn to the vertical thumbnail. Content included, the drapes don’t make no sense on their side.
I don’t find it noticeable at all, but that could be because I worked on it too long. In any case, the gold coins may or may not be real. It’s based upon a book where a sorceress often dreamt of gold. Athankee for the opinion.
VS, I prefer the horizontal but I’m certainly no fountain of knowledge on teh artz.
Sexxay, verrrry sexxay!
Although you could just get a seersucker suit instead.
I don’t play banjo!
OK, I think vertical is getting moar votes. Athankee, everybody. Preshadit.
I don’t play banjo!
Okay. Linen, then.
Oh, and vertical.
Definitely vertical.
DA, you forgot arugula.
Oh, shit, I have a ton in my fridge I need to eat, too.
Unintentional Teabagger hilarity, via M. Bouffant:
Because the fate of the nation turns on whether O’Donnell masturbates, at least to Maddow.
Fuckin’ magnets!
VS,
when I first saw the thumbnail, I thought the background was ripples in a pond, and then it made sense to be horizontal. Once I realized they were curtains, vertical looked better to me.
And I always thought endive was a much better choice for conveying snootiness. Arugula’s just a humble mustard green. Endive is all fancy and French and not pronounced phonetically.
Could I get your opinions? This is driving me crazy.
Vertical, unless she’s defying gravity.
Endive is all fancy and French and not pronounced phonetically.
And looks like teh buttsecks.
Unintentional Teabagger hilarity, via M. Bouffant:
Oh, yeah, Feministe had something about that yesterday. It wasn’t really funny, though.
And looks like teh buttsecks.
You mean the word, not the vegetable, right?
DA, you forgot arugula.
Look again. Seventh row, to the right
Ever see a whole endive? VPR, baby!
actor, the atmosphere is supposed to be dreamlike, so a strange orientation makes sense to me. That said, I think there are too many vertical votes to ignore. Whew. That had been genuinely bugging me.
Well, why not flip the thing on its head?
Look again. Seventh row, to the right
Nevermind. I’m a retard (pronounced Galifianakis-style so as not to offend Trig).
Ever see a whole endive? VPR, baby!
Yes. I’ve even eaten one.
I know. I walked right into that one.
You mean, flip her vertically then vertically again? I think that would be kinda hard on the eyes.
Oh man! Candice Bergen is going to play Cuddy’s mom on House! This is going to be great!
arugula is in there
Do you guys pronounce it “EN-Dive” or “Ahn-DEEV”?
Candice Bergen is going to play Cuddy’s mom on House!
Kewl.
Oh, yeah, Feministe had something about that yesterday. It wasn’t really funny, though.
I dunno, the thought of O’Donnell rubbing one out while watching Maddow is pretty amusing.
I’ll be back in ten minutes…
You mean, flip her vertically then vertically again?
What’s her original orientation? I’m assuming horizontal.
So flip her from the horizontal so she’s facing down.
Do you guys pronounce it “EN-Dive” or “Ahn-DEEV”?
I pronounce it “yuck”.
But it’s pronounced OND-eve.
Spelled End-dive, which is how right wingers would pronounce it.
Mysticdog, hey…good eye. In the vertical orientation, the cut is obvious. I will have to do something about that. WIP, I guess. I didn’t see it, ‘cuz it’s not nearly as obvious in the orientation I was favoring. Bugger.
I’ve always pronounced it like that, but I’d bet folding money both pronunciations are acceptable.
I snicker at anyone who pronounces it “end dive.” Because I’m an asshole like that.
Also, too, anyone who calls “scones” “sconces,” which is more common than you might believe.
I am trying to decide whether one of my works
+1 for vertical. I can’t explain why.
Also, too, anyone who calls “scones” “sconces,” which is more common than you might believe.
I’ve always nailed my pastries to the wall for lighting.
My six man expedition to the Pacific Northwest has discovered significant evidence for the existence of the Sasquatch. I am currently in the process of writing a scientific paper on the findings of my field expedition, so I will not spoil it by describing the evidence in detail until the paper is published. All I can say is that there is absolutely no doubt in my mind or those of my colleages of the existence of a large species of primate in the forests of the Pacific Northwest.
Thanks, tsam. You’re in da majority.
Wow. A doctor at Johns Hopkins was killed today.
actor, I flipped her your way. It’s a little hard on your eyes. It fights with what your eyes naturally want to do.
Really? I eat mine.
My six man expedition to the Pacific Northwest has discovered significant evidence for the existence of the Sasquatch
Josh, you simply MUST go to this website and post a detailed report. They are very much into Sasquatches and you should really start your comment off “Sasquatch ISRAEL!”
Hey…everybody…apropos of nothing: you can now embed youtube vids at my forum. Woo-hoo! So have it.
actor, I flipped her your way.
So she’s bi-curious now?
I mean, oh, the picture! Where?
Also, too, anyone who calls “scones” “sconces,” which is more common than you might believe.
I’ve always nailed my pastries to the wall for lighting.
My favorite question when working at a bakery: “Is a baguette* like a bagel, but straight?”
*Pronounced “bagwet.”
I know, I know. Everybody has to learn somehow and I am a jackass. But that shit was funny.
Wow. A doctor at Johns Hopkins was killed today.
Yeah, I saw that earlier. Scary.
AND JOSH IS BAAAAAACK! YAY!
My favorite question when working at a bakery: “Is a baguette* like a bagel, but straight?”
“No, it’s like a fagwet, but straight.
You know what you can do with a baguette and a bagel?
If the baguette is male and the bagels’ female, it’s ok with Juses.
You know what you can do with a baguette and a bagel?
That’d have to be an awfully loose bagel or an awfully small baguette…
Josh, you simply MUST go to this website and post a detailed report. They are very much into Sasquatches and you should really start your comment off “Sasquatch ISRAEL!”
Link not worky.
The evidence that my expedition has discovered though perhaps more significant than any evidence thus far produced by any field investigation, is still not enough to officially declare a new species. Therefore, further field research is still necessary. However, it is my hope that the evidence that my team has discovered will be enough to persuade a skeptical scientific community that the existence of these large primates is probable and worthy of serious scientific investigation.
The DKW’s Mom of bagels.
I can only see half the graphic at the top.
Did it leave off the fact that he “likes big butts and cannot lie”?
Josh, baby, wrong thread!
In other news, tea hee hee!
Here’s the thing. The posters on OK Cupid are not representative of their ethnic groups. This is true for many reasons, but one significant one is that black, muslim, south asian, korean, &c. people who want to hook up within their group have many other options and tend to use them. Even white Christians have their own white Christian sites.
There is also a very big difference between what a person likes and what that person will say that they like on the internet when sex is involved.
Josh, see me after class.
Wear something sexy.
You mean, flip her vertically then vertically again?
Now don’t go all Picaso on us all of a sudden.
Also, just curious VS if you’ve ever seen any of Patrick Woodroffe’s work.
Josh, you simply MUST go to THIS website and post a detailed report. They are very much into Sasquatches and you should really start your comment off “Sasquatch ISRAEL!”
However, it is my hope that the evidence that my team has discovered will be enough to persuade a skeptical scientific community that the existence of these large primates is probable and worthy of serious scientific investigation.
Josh, word of advice: the world isn’t going to believe Bigfoot exists until he makes a sex tape. Next time, include Lindsay Lohan on your expedition.
The Pacific Northwest dwarf hominid, commonly known as the sasquette, has produced evidence in the form of scat, or squat, for many cryptozoological expeditionary convergiaries, or CrExC. These crexc will search the Cascade mountain range above and below the timberline, or MRABT.
Sasquatch is real because I have seen him on my TV. Duh.
Here’s the thing. The posters on OK Cupid are not representative of their ethnic groups.
OMFG are you telling me that The Intertubes may… may not be an accurate reflection of society as a whole?
[“Home Alone” face]
This… this could change everything!
The DKW’s Mom of bagels.
*high five* Good one.
I wouldn’t want to eat that bagel, though.
Me neever!
Erm, that was I.
The Pacific Northwest dwarf hominid, commonly known as the sasquette
Is that like a sasquatch, only straight?
Erm, that was I.
Well, you know, a lot of white women like to, um, avoid carbs?
Does “sasquatch” sound like some sort of squash to anyone else, or is that just me?
I would stab somebody in the neck before I went without pasta.
VS: Vertical. The scene specifics (coins, drapes) seem to dictate that. Without those details, the horizontal is more dramatic if you look at it squin-tea (ha) eyed.
The coins and drapes defy gravi-tea.
I am sure you appreciate my hones-tea.
(I’m a real stinker, aren’t I?)
My favorite cocktail is the Huddy — two fingers of Cutty and a vicodin.
Athankee, Looch! She shall be vertical.
VS,
Leave it portrait. The stack of coins is too heavy to be put at the left edge of the frame.
-pile- of coins, der.
Oh. Says Looch, too.
Cripes, Sarkozy sounds like he’s auditioning for the part of a 19th Century Prussian warlord or something:
“I am the French president and I cannot allow my country to be insulted,” Mr Sarkozy told a news conference at an EU summit in Brussels.
Meanwhile he should have learned not to leave a paper trail when being a bad boy:
The president’s assertions appeared to contradict a leaked memo from the French interior ministry which surfaced on Monday.
It showed the authorities had been instructed to target Roma camps, rather than deal with migrants on a case-by-case basis, as the French migration minister and the minister for Europe had assured the European Commission.
Thanks, legs. Will do.
Actually, legs, just about everyone agreed with you.
Christine O’Donnell wanted President Clinton to be investigated for the “murder” of Vince Foster.
Christine O’Donnell wanted President Clinton to be investigated for the “murder” of Vince Foster.
Silly woman.
Everyone knows Hillary was the one who shot him.
Also, before, I only introduced ‘two girls one cup’ because we were punning on the tea theme. You know,
teacup. Thanks for running with it, actor. can always count on you.It showed the authorities had been instructed to target Roma camps, rather than deal with migrants on a case-by-case basis
Sarkozy’s planning on moving the capital to Vichy.
My office manager just told me I’m lucky I have a job where I can sit all day because her husband once broke a couple of metatarsals and had to teach a forestry class outdoors during the summer in a cast.
Guess I’d better get my lazy ass picking berries or whatever the fuck it is I’m supposed to be doing.
Sarkozy’s planning on moving the capital to Vichy.
“Ow dare you call me a Nazi! Zere is nothing Nazi-like about deporting minorities en-masse! Eez joost keeping the land clean wizhout all the little footie-prints!”
And Sarkozy’s an asshole.
Also, before, I only introduced ‘two girls one cup’ because we were punning on the tea theme. You know, teacup. Thanks for running with it, actor. can always count on you.
I take on all comers. It keeps me on my toes.
Wait. What?
My office manager just told me I’m lucky I have a job where I can sit all day because her husband once broke a couple of metatarsals and had to teach a forestry class outdoors during the summer in a cast.
LOOXURY!
One time, at mill, I shattered my shoulder against a pick axe and I still had ta left the elevator op th’ shaft on me back!
If you didn’t notice, our esteemed *tenured* community college professor is once more acting like an asshole (the post has been re-updated).
If you didn’t notice, our esteemed *tenured* community college professor is once more acting like an asshole (the post has been re-updated).
Fuck you, buttfreak.
Oh, hey, and did you notice his new post allows comments. It’s like he’s *daring* us to try and post.
Yeah, there’s a question mark needed somewhere in there.
I noticed.
I posted.
He’ll close them.
If you didn’t notice, our esteemed *tenured* community college professor is once more acting like an asshole (the post has been re-updated).
So what’s Perfesser Chickenshit up to now? Tripling down on his stupid?
So 1 in 7 Americans are “poor”. So what. More like lazy. Either get to work, moochers or just die cheaply. We can’t carry your dead ass any nore.
So what’s Perfesser Chickenshit up to now? Tripling down on his stupid?
Do you know the phrase “putting a button on it”?
So 1 in 7 Americans are “poor”. So what. More like lazy.
Hey look everyone! It’s Crazy Steve, the burger flipping retard!
It’s Crazy Steve, the burger flipping retard!
Nah, nah nah…it’s Crazy Steve the “driver” of the vaguely homoerotically named trucking company.
Heh, I said “driver”. More like “receiver.”
it’s Crazy Steve the “driver” of the vaguely homoerotically named trucking company.
See, the sad thing about Steve, that’s his fantasy job.
Any nore? Was that supposed to be, like, “any nose”? Or “any N.O.R.E.”?
Speak English, man!
Nah, nah nah…it’s Crazy Steve the “driver” of the vaguely homoerotically named trucking company.
Oh, yeah! Anal Trucks!
Josh, see me after class.
Wear something sexy.
In addition to his teaching and research in political science, Dr. Douglas enjoys hiking, walks on the beach, and reading works of historical fiction and international intrigue.
Hey, Steve, get with the program. You’re supposed to be blaming poverty on Obama. Denying its existence is so 2008.
Do you know the phrase “putting a button on it”?
No… please expand on the concept.
More like lazy. Either get to work, moochers or just die cheaply.
Somebody must have missed the 9% unelployment rate.
or even “unemployment”.
It’s been a long day.
Do you know the phrase “putting a button on it”?
No… please expand on the concept.
OK, think of the punchline to a joke. It’s a concept similar to that, perhaps a rhetorical flourish that adds a bit of style and panache to an extended story or even piece of music.
One extreme example was from my college days. I rehearsed with a band who had this annoying habit at the end of every song adding “shave and a haircut, two bits!” Buttoning it up, in other words, but it let the engineer know he should stop the tape now.
You know, health care would be much cheaper if we just killed off all the poor people and harvested their organs.
Of course, a lot of them wouldn’t be eligible for donation, because they’re fatty fatty fat fats. We’d have to use them for some other purpose…fat injections for rich ladies’ lips, maybe…
You know, health care would be much cheaper if we just killed off all the poor people and harvested their organs.
The market for chianti. I must corner.
Most problems are complex; there’s almost never a simple answer.
Beer.
Is that simple enough?
Beer.
Is that simple enough?
Pilsener? Pale Ale? Stout? Porter? Bitter? Cold brew? Shandy? Winter Ale? Summer Ale? Homebrew? Microbrew? Blonde? Bock? Hefeweizen? Malt Liquor?
Beer.
how does one go about nominating Smut Clyde for a Nobel prize?
Smut, I want something harder. Your joke here:__________.
Most problems are complex; there’s almost never a simple answer.
Fuck you, buttfreak!!!!
Is that simple enough?
I believe soap is the accepted standard.
fxxxd
Wietbier. In the summer. *sniff*
This is delicious. Especially on tap. Especially when it’s free after a tour of the brewery at 10:00 in the morning
Also, witbier. Too.
Nobel Prize
Ask Obama
Smut. I want something. Harder!
Fixxter.
It smells like badgers up in this joint. What gives?
– Do not let white men DJ your next party.
Hey, I resent that!
I’ll feel better after a witbier.
Or a cider. Mmmm.
Or a cider. Mmmm.
Pear cider!
I think the Samuel Smith’s is my favorite apple cider.
I’ve become a cider connoisseur.
Also, too, re “Prof” Dipshit:
In his post a little bit downpage, “Mike Castle is RINO — Sadly, Add Karl Rove to the List” he says
So, waitaminute. You might be only calling yourself a Republican, instead of being a true, steadfast one if you speak out against members of a group who are insistent that they aren’t Republicans, yet are trying to take over Republican seats in the primaries.
Got it.
Okay. I didn’t know they made one. Now I must find.
They make some mighty fine beer. I know that.
Okay. I didn’t know they made one. Now I must find.
It’s delicious. It makes Strongbow taste like ass in comparison. (Not that I think Strongbow’s all that great, but you know…)
Oooh, also! Blackthorn(e?) is good if you like a drier cider.
I think there’s potential here: “You might be a RINO if…” Like a Jeff Foxworthy riff.
Or maybe we should do “You might be a teabagger if…”
Have at it!
Karl Rove is disgraceful here.
What’s a here?
Nouns and adjectives: How do they fucking work?
I’m totally wrong about that, but I stand by what I said.
Blackthorn is pretty good. Far too many “ciders” aren’t. A lot of them are flavored malt beverage, which sucks ass.
Good cider is a fine thing though.
Way, way OT, but…..
http://althouse.blogspot.com/2010/09/i-yelled-at-madonna-today-and-i-didnt.html
Hey, it’s 5:00 SOMEWHERE, right Ann?
You should try Dickins Cider. The fermented “hard cider” is best, of course. My wife absolutely LOVES to finish the day with a Hard Dickins Cider…
Jesus. Who squealed?
You might be a teabagger if…
You think a MORAN doesn’t think too well and ISREAL is a place in the Middle East (wherever that is)
I was about to say that I don’t disagree that Rove is disgraceful. He has been so all his life. The guy is a serial killer that never worked up the stones to do the deed, and hates himself and the world that much more for it.
Assnuggets, the lot of them.
You sound like you have money. Seeing anyone?
A freak with something up their butt?
Left that one wide open.
*rimshot*
Oh yes. I can do this all night.
Comment to the Althouse link:
Stay classy, folks! Hillary has always depended on her looks to further her career of course and any sixty year old broad should look more like Hillary Swank than Hillary Clinton. And Madonna’s an ugly old bitch too!
Sheesh. The ugly inside these people just seeps out everywhere and gets all over the damn carpet too.
First of all, I’ve never thought Hillary was an unattractive woman. And Madonna in her day was very cute. Shallow shit aside, so what if they were both butt-ugly? Does that really matter in the end? Is that any indication of how smart or talented they are? No wonder women have eating disorders. No wonder they eat themselves to morbid obesity and starve themselves to death. *sigh*
Vacuumslayer, now that Craiglslist personals are down, I guess I’ve been forced to publicly solicit offers for some light canoodling*. Serious inquiries only, of course.
*This involves pasta, right?
I. W. N.?
Crap, had to work.
I don’t think the horizontal makes it any less clear she is sleeping on it, it just adds another dimension of unreality/dreaminess to the image.
I didn’t realize I was supposed to vote at the site, lol.
I’m willing to go as heavy as ziti, but no more.
Mysticdog, it’s all moot now. I’m having one of my tri-annual “I’m a fraud and all my art sucks donkey dicks/creative block” periods and I’m removing the piece from my gallery. But I totally appreciated everyone’s input, yours included!
Althouses unfortunate liver…
Right. because never in the history of NY has anybody rented the fucking sidewalk out from under the residents. Bullshit. It’s fucking expensive as hell to shoot in NY. Part of that is fees for use of public ways. Idiot.
Not to mention, Althouse has any place calling anybody else haggard? Pot. Fucking. Kettle. Twunt. The fact that the PA was calling her “sir” might be a clue.
We’d have to use them for some other purpose
SOYLENT FAT.
I’m willing to go as heavy as ziti, but no more.
Let me ease your fears:
http://www.ilovepasta.org/faqs.html
Well, in Madonna’s case, yes of course.
I’m having one of my tri-annual “I’m a fraud and all my art sucks donkey dicks/creative block” periods and I’m removing the piece from my gallery
Clearly you haven’t seen what your “peers” put out there for art. You are dominating your field. Do not tell yourself otherwise, or mistress will be punished.
Of course, a lot of them wouldn’t be eligible for donation, because they’re fatty fatty fat fats. We’d have to use them for some other purpose…fat injections for rich ladies’ lips, maybe…
Don’t be silly.
Biodiesel’s the way to go here.
For a minute there I sloppily thought that Professor Tipsy herself had moved to Brooklyn. Was thinking, next thing you know she’s gonna have some poor trust fund kid cornered at a loft party… slurring on and on about socialism or something, all glassy-eyed and wine-lipped.
Oh, tsam…this is why you are imminently huggable.
You’re too kind. My stuff is good. Occasionally really good. But there are digital artists out there who take my breath away. They’re doing stuff that…blows my mind. That being said, this is my normal manic state. I really do have these freak-outs every few months. It’s all good. I’d like to think that after each one, I come back a little betta.
This is a good start for the DNC but they could have found stronger crazy.
You might be a teabagger if your extreme fear of Other causes you to lash out hysterically at anyone slightly different than you and to deny they could possibly be American, also. Too.
I got nothing. I’ll leave it to the pros.
Sadly, No! pop quiz.
Who is dumber/crazier
A. Sarah Palin
B. Rand Paul
C. Christine O’Donnell
D. Carl Paladino
Rick Sanchez! ripped the NY Gov (R) candidate a new one although it was very low hanging fruit. This guy claims to be a lawyer and doesn’t know jack about the 1st Am or the Due Process Clause, eminent domain, physics or common sense. He is also a fan of girl on horse sex.
Anyone who answers all of the above will receive immediate detention.
http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/heather/paladino-no-mosque-or-islamic-center-where
The careers of both argue eminently against the emancipation of women.
Wait… because if women weren’t emancipated they wouldn’t age? Or would all be flawlessly attractive? Or… say, did someone watch the original Stepford Wives and come away believing that men in the 60s were actually given free fembots?
Does Rick Santorum Really Have a Google Problem?
Years ago, gay columnist Dan Savage created an alternate definition for the word “santorum,” after then-Senator Rick Santorum compared the issue of gay marriage to pedophilia and bestiality. Savage launched the website SpreadingSantorum.com in 2003 to retaliate against the arch conservative. The site defines “santorum” as “the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex” and encourages the usage of the term. Since the coinage, the site has risen through the Google ranks and now sits higher than the senator’s own campaign page (likewise, if you Google “santorum,” the Wikipedia page that appears first is the one for the “sexual neologism”). Now that Santorum has dutifully been making appearances in key primary states, lining up his ducks in order to launch a presidential run, Mother Jones thinks he has a serious Google problem.
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/09/does_rick_santorum_really_have.html
Lets try a ‘Santorum’ Google search. Heh, top two hits are for frothy fecal matter awesome..
http://www.google.com/#sclient=psy&hl=en&q=santorumn&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=santorumn&gs_rfai=&pbx=1&fp=8ce9e1c25799f52d
Hillary is even more unattractive in person than on the tube. She’s got some serious bags on her hips. She’s quite dowdy.
How that I think about it, she and Madonna have a lot in common. Madonna is an ugly broad, too.
Pffft, like Ann is anyone to be judging appearance.
Wait, is An Outhouse making beauty judgments now. Self awareness fail.
Far too many “ciders” aren’t. A lot of them are flavored malt beverage, which sucks ass.
Ew, no, I don’t drink those. Plus they would hurt my tummy, and if I’m going to hurt my tummy, I’m going to have a nice microbrew.
I will make my own cider…someday…
God, Althouse is odious.
because if women weren’t emancipated they wouldn’t age? Or would all be flawlessly attractive?
I think the idea is more that only the pretty ones would be allowed outside of the house, so we wouldn’t have to look at all the haggages.
And the lookers would all have chaperones leading them around on leashes, or something.
Did anyone ever see that Kathie Lee and Hoda skit on SNL with Zach Galafianakis (god, second time I’ve mentioned him today, swear I’m not the world’s biggest fan or anything) where Kathie Lee drinks boxed wine directly out of the box with a big straw, like it’s a juice box? That’s what I imagine Althouse doing.
And the lookers would all have chaperones leading them around on leashes, or something.
Hawt!
Hawt!
Um, yeah, I may have read a bit too much into it.
– Do not let white men DJ your next party.
What if a white guy is all I can afford?
Um, yeah, I may have read a bit too much into it.
That’s okay. I have an “active imagination,” too.
I really shouldn’t judge Althouse, as my weekend will probably consist of drinking wine in bed and calling up anyone who will listen and slurring, “I can’t believe I’m fucking 30! Can you believe that shit??? What the fuck?”
I really shouldn’t judge Althouse
Judge away – you may spend a weekend drunk and slothful and slurring, but she does it professionally.
The fact is, we need to do something about these liberals. How many more babies need to be slaughtered? How much much more tyrannical wealth redistributing communism can we take? I think we should enforce God’s law and round up the liberals and put them in boats in the ocean and then sink the boats. I’m all for democracy and such but enough is enough. It’s time. Rewrite the constitution and outlaw liberals!!!
Oh, and I’ll lament my cankle, too, of course.
Gary, you’re even more boringer than my navel-gazing.
And of course you’re more boring than my cankle-gazing. At least you can watch the bruises change cool colors.
If I am elected, we will need to do something about these liberals. How many more babies need to be slaughtered? How much much more tyrannical wealth redistributing communism can we take? I think we should enforce God’s law and round up the liberals and put them in boats in the ocean and then sink the boats. I’m all for democracy and such but enough is enough. It’s time.
I promise to rewrite the constitution and outlaw liberals. After all, they outlawed God.
Hey, Christine, I got the perfect book for you.
After all, they outlawed God.
No, they outlawed gold – which is why we need Rand Paul to put us back on the gold standard.
God, gold, same thing.
Gocart, Michelle Bachman beats them all.
Gocart, Michelle Bachman beats them all.
Yes, she falls faster and wins the race.
An “i” for an “L” and it works as well.
Dontcha know.
Also, I am a man trapped in a woman’s body, too.
That’s why I always go for the more expensive models with quick-release.
Gocart, Michelle Bachman beats them all.
Its a five way tie and now I will give myself a week of detention.
Did someone say KILL THE POOR???
Should the Sadly, No! board of directors focus more on the bug fuck crazy candidates for congress and governor that people mught vote for rather than the bug fuck crazy wingnuts that most everyone never reads?
What is Christine O’Donnell other than a Marie’ Jon without the come hither look?
Gold is love.
Well, having missed an entire day of S, N! I don’t know if this has been posted before, but just in case, these two things,
http://pajamasmedia.com/phyllischesler/2010/09/15/a-yom-kippur-prayer-for-jews-who-are-%e2%80%9cproud-to-be-ashamed-to-be-jews%e2%80%9d/
“Why are so many educated and politically active Jews, including Israeli Jews, often the ones who fight against Jewish interests, even against Jewish survival?”
Substitute the word “black” for “Jew.” Or substitute “Muslim.” Or “American Indian.” Or “Hispanic.” Anything but “Jew,” in fact.
We always get to hear about how we’re obsessed with identity and group politics and should learn to see people as individuals and whatnot. Why are the Jews the only ones
entitledrequired to think in terms of group interests and group survival or be banded traitors?http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39221785/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/?gt1=43001
This is so full of fail I don’t even know where to start. Did this woman really hate blacks so much she was willing to disfigure herself in order to give them a bad rap?
In Pennslyvania where love is king
When man meets dog here’s what they say
When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie
That’s Santorum
When the world seems to shine like you’ve had too much brine
That’s Santorum
Bells will ring tax cuts for me, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you’ll sing “tea baggerella”
Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay ‘tea bagerella’.
When the Palins make you drool just like a damn fool
That’s Santorum
When you dance down the street with dumb on your feet
You’re a tea baggerella
When you walk down in a dream but you know you’re not
Dreaming You’re a moron
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli
That’s Santorum
When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie
That’s Santorum
When the world seems to shine like you’ve had too much swine
That’s Santorum
Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you’ll sing “tea baggerella”
Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay Pallidino
When the stars make you drool just like Rush Limbaugh’s tool
That’s Santorum
When you dance down the street with a lie on your feet
You’re in love
When you walk down in a dream but you know you’re not
Dreaming “teabagerella”
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli
That’s Santorum
Stoopid fella
When the stars make you drool just like a damn tool
That’s Santorum
When you dance down the street with bullshit at your feet
You’re in love
When you walk down in a dream but you know you’re not
Dreaming “teabagerella”
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli
That’s Santorum, (amore)
That’s Santorum
Whenever you feel down and out
just Google ‘Santorum’.
It’s so sad when only white men are allowed to ruin the world:
And another from the shrill one,
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/17/opinion/17krugman.html?partner=rssnyt&emc=rss
WOW. Has the GOP ever stuck its middle finger up at the American people quite this blatantly? Christ. If the Dems don’t fight this, I’m going to be PISSED*…
*More than I am right now, if at all possible
How many more babies need to be slaughtered?
How many roads must a man walk down?
I am a man trapped in a woman’s body, too.
Muscle spasms. Do not panic.
You’re too kind. My stuff is good. Occasionally really good. But there are digital artists out there who take my breath away. They’re doing stuff that…blows my mind. That being said, this is my normal manic state. I really do have these freak-outs every few months. It’s all good. I’d like to think that after each one, I come back a little betta.
You know, I used to go through the same thing with music. I’d listen to other guitar players and think “Shit, I’ll never be THAT good.” Then I wrote an EP worth of music–guitar, bass, set up the drumlines, and let the singer riff on that. I heard a few of those good guitar players say the same thing to me. The point is, you become so intimate with your work that you’re able to pick out every flaw, everything that got away from you and you wish you could change. So you can’t be blown away by it. You know it too well. You’re every bit as good as all those other people out there doing this. Also, you’re not a pasty faced little geek sitting in a basement and doing art between levels of Warcraft. Therefore, you own those fuckers.
Mysticdog, it’s all moot now. I’m having one of my tri-annual “I’m a fraud and all my art sucks donkey dicks/creative block” periods and I’m removing the piece from my gallery. But I totally appreciated everyone’s input, yours included!
Grrr…. you are going to make me do it…
Buck up, Princess. Your work is excellent and beautiful and interesting and compelling. Everyone I’ve shown it to loves it. So STFU and put some nymphs on those hooters!
Shorter David Brooks: Christine O’Donnell? Who the hell is that?
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/17/opinion/17brooks.html?hp
So, Outhouse is advocating for burkhas. Nice.
He who has the God makes the rules?
I’d ask about the pull-tab for that, but, y’know…
How McDonna probably looked when the Althouse commenter bitched at her.
I arse myself only because I ran across them yesterday, & since I looked, you might as well.
Thin, maybe, but no hag.
Look, it’s daid.
Bar’s closing.
How many more babies need to be slaughtered?
That depends. Are they brown and in another country?
Ooh. Dog masks.
I looked at this: Middle Eastern guys are big on “arab” and location, Middle East women… not so much. Though “Jewish” is in there, interestingly enough…
http://thinkprogress.org/2010/09/16/rove-limbaugh-odonnell/
wow
I would REALLY like to know more about his grandparents.
I’m willing to bet they had communist ties, maybe strong communist ties. You had to be well “out there” in the Fifties and Sixties to have a daughter like that. They spent a time in Seattle living what appears to be well above their means and then moved to Hawaii right at statehood where they fell in with a lefty crowd there as well.
Both SEA and Hawaii in that day were absolutely owned by the communist dominated Longshoremens’ Union. My own belief is that Comrade Obama was a Red Diaper Baby raised a communist from birth and handled by people with at least CP ties and sympathies, if not outright allegiance since that became pretty dangerous by the mid-Fifties.
In Vino Veritas
… all glassy-eyed and wine-lipped….
you do know that if drunken from a soda can a wine habit is easy to hide. trufax
Comrade Obama the Red Diaper Baby also likes playing red rover, redheads and drinking red death.
I made a word cloud of this thread:
Lemme try that again.
Comment to the Althouse link:
Hillary is even more unattractive in person than on the tube. She’s got some serious bags on her hips. She’s quite dowdy.
How that I think about it, she and Madonna have a lot in common. Madonna is an ugly broad, too.
The careers of both argue eminently against the emancipation of women.
OK, ignoring the fact that the commenter is saying this on the site of a woman who looks like a dirty blonde wig on a sack, FFS, what the FUCK does the aging/looks or lack of/etc have to do with emanci-fucking-pation? Even if one ignores the looks commentary and pretends s/he’s saying something substantive about the lack of commendable outcomes of either woman’s career, that would say fuck-all about women in general or any other woman in particular. If equality of rights and opportunity were awarded to groups based on the careers of an entertainer and a politician, don’t the careers of Mick Jagger and Dan Quayle “argue eminently against the emancipation” of men?
“I’m a fraud and all my art sucks donkey dicks/creative block”
Let me get my camera, and you and I will make a mint.
Good cider is a fine thing though.
A-fuckin-men. Magners, tap. Ireland.
Oh , Donalde Duckass! You magnificent son of a bitch!
http://americanpowerblog.blogspot.com/2010/09/sadly-no-tailpipe-porn.html
S,N Pop Quiz answers:
Who is dumber/crazier-
A. Sarah Palin
B. Rand Paul
C. Christine O’Donnell
D. Carl Paladino
Despite the great idea, there are two questions implied here so my answers are:
Dumber- A. Sarah Palin- hands down (Mind-bendingly, classically STOOPID- and willfully ignorant. Couldn’t even hit the softball that Katie Couric lobbed her during the last election). O’Donnell runs a distant second
Crazier- D. Carl Paladino (Batshit crazy, but not that stupid. Made himself a multi-millionaire renting office space to the federal government and the State of New York and decries all the waste and fraud. Yeah, Carl…. you of all people should know!)
Oh , Donalde Duckass! You magnificent son of a bitch!
Has anyone ever seen Donald & LONNIE MARTELLO in the same room? Just sayin’ … it would be irresponsible not to imagine.
Other than being yet more proof that this poor goober is chronically fucked-up, I thought “demonic porno-pricks” would be kind of a kewl band-name, actually.
Give that boy some active neurons to work with & a quality edumacation, & there’s an outside chance he’d make an okie-dokie Sadlynaut himself, I dare say.
YETI BURMA, or OGOPOGO IRAN, or NESSIE IRAQ or some ferschlugginer thing!
Has anyone ever seen Donald & LONNIE MARTELLO in the same room? Just sayin’ … it would be irresponsible not to imagine.
NO!
It would be irresponsible not to *speculate* but imagining them in the same room allows for imagining them *naked* in the same room sweating as they try out “wrestling positions”….