Can’t Possibly Argue With That
Posted on September 10th, 2010 by Tintin
ABOVE: Why there are no little Surbers running around Poca, W. Va.
Don Jim Bob Surber, Don Jim Bob Surber’s Blog
Global Cooling To Continue
- Here’s proof that global warming is a hoax: The Old Farmer’s Almanac says that global cooling will continue this winter.
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HOLY FUCK MY EYES.
DAMN you, Tintin! DAMN YOU TO HELL.
AAAGH!! AAAGH!! AAAAAAGHGHG!@!!
Brain bleach! *gurgle* *gurgle* *GURGLE DAMMIT!*
AAAIIIIIYEEEEEEE I’VE RIPPED OUT MY EYEBALLS! I CAN’T SEE!!
AAAAGH! AAAGH! AAAAGH!
Brain bleach – *gurgle* *gurgle* I SAID GURGLE DAMMIT!!!!
Yeah, that’s a sight that doesn’t get unseen.
I guess I’ll be the first…thinking about or stating there are rotten mangoes beyond the link does. not. help. things. at. all. Rotten, squishy mangoes, in the tailpipe.
No. That does not help one bit.
Here’s proof that global warming is a hoax: The Old Farmer’s Almanac says that global cooling will continue this winter.
To be fair, at least he cites “reasons” in his “argument.” OTOH, maybe he’s just too st00pid to know that is the way professional writers do it.
Interesting. So far only a couple anecdotes about normalcy in seasonal weather patterns and some off-beat Al Gore references. Nothing really all that rotten aktually.
FYWP – it looked fine in preview
< ctl-c ctl-i ctl-v > is the way professional…..
And FYWP again.
Well, I was going to take a nap, but I’m terrified to think what horrors this image has caused to pop up from my subconscious mind…I may never sleep again.
Luckily, I have Firefox and can block the image.
Has to be said..
Mercury Mistress from SNL?
I doubt that man is causing the planet to do anything. Mankind is more of a carbuncle.
Here’s hoping Surber gets lanced.
Seriously, that image deserves an NSFW warning and to be behind a cut or something.
You mean it’s going to get cold in a few months?
PFAH! TAKE THAT ALGORE! (does Snoopy dance)
Dude, that picture was just wrong in every conceivable way. Make it go away, please.
Shut up whiners!
I’m sorry, but I have no choice but OT this thread for a second. So I’m on a stock photography site, looking for photos for my next project and I type “handsome man” into the site search engine. Looking, looking…not much there…lots man, notsomuch handsome…looking…looking…and I find this. WTF?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Look, it’s Jack McBrayer in his second career as an underwear model! I couldn’t stop laughing. Oh man. Sometimes you find some surreal shit on those stock sites. 😀
Keep fucking that Pinto, Don.
I am sorry, but that visual up top is a crime against humanity. I am going to need intensive therapy for decades to deal with it.
The true origin of Transformers (Michael Bay version) revealed.
omg…just realized…Is everything but the head a REAL PICTURE? SOMEBODY HOLD ME!!!!!!!!! *vomits*
ROFL
omg…just realized…Is everything but the head a REAL PICTURE? SOMEBODY HOLD ME!!!!!!!!! *vomits*
What worries me is where they got it from.
I envision a whole website like that.
Brrrr.
vs – I’d be happy to send you some links to ““handsome man” pics. It won’t surprise you to learn that I’ve got quite a few bookmarked.
OH MY FUCKING GOD! JESUS! HELP ME! I’M BLIND!
I personally think Mr. Surber makes a sensible, cogent argument…for a guy with his dick in a tailpipe.
Well, I was going to take a nap, but I’m terrified to think what horrors this image has caused to pop up from my subconscious mind…I may never sleep again.
Just imagine the most handsomest, sexiest, hottest man you can think of…OK, not me, try again…
For you het males out there, this ought to help clear your heads.
So I’m on a stock photography site, looking for photos for my next project and I type “handsome man” into the site search engine.
What? You didn’t ask me?????
I feel so used.
Alas, I cannot use copyrighted photos in my works. 🙁
But, it’s interesting…in searching for hawt guys to work with, I can’t help but notice that a sizable portion of the models are obviously gay. And I definitely have no problem with ogling some hot gay dudes…but my project definitely calls for a distinctly “I dig the ladeez” vibe. *sigh* Where are you, straight, hot stock models?
What did that poor rangerover do to deserve THAT…
Aw, shit. Let’s un-envision that, shall we?
How do you think I feel?
For you het males out there, this ought to help clear your heads.
Jesus Christ — Passionella lives. It’s a wonder she can stand up straight…
It’s a wonder she can stand up straight…
If you go to my blog, you’ll find out why she’s not so big anymore.
The picture does make one wonder:
1)Does the guy not understand that when talking about sex, “tailpipe” is not meant to be taken literally?
and
2) When someone says a car is “fucking awesome” (or “fucking awesome car”), what exactly do they mean?
Where are you, straight, hot stock models?
Stirring a big pot of broth; sweaty but with good posture.
Lighten up on Don Jim Bob. As far as we know, that car is not his sister.
Carbuncles never cause anybody to do anything.
I’m at work, literally every single other person in the office is gone to a retreat until 4… and I’ve got an urge to watch the last thirty minutes of Lethal Weapon 4 on YouTube, but with no earphones and all it’s kind of unprofessional (plus some people are still passing by).
Decisions… decisions…
(And no, I don’t actually have any work to do besides answering the phones, which aren’t ringing much today. Dereliction of duty would not be an issue).
Awesome! I could use a warlock, fer sure.
Carbuncles never cause anybody to do anything.
I’ve left mine on as a badge of courage, despite the various bacterial infections I’ve gotten.
The only thing more frightening and disturbing than that image is the fact all Tintin had to do was Photoshop Dumbbob’s face into it.
It’s stunning that someone actually took that picture. Of someone violating a poor, defenseless SUV.
And then put it on the Internet.
Now if you’ll excuse me, my retinas have a date with a blowtorch …
Why there are no little Surbers running around Poca, W. Va.
I do notice a lot of want ads putting Smartcars out for adoption, tho…
Passionella
Props to Jules.
I could use a warlock, fer sure.
What would Mr. Vacuum say?
We have an open marriage…at least when it comes to stock photography. I’m allowed to look, just not print it out and make furious love to it down by the fire.
I could use a warlock, fer sure.
What would Mr. Vacuum say?
“Please don’t hurt me”?
How come Sub has not made this thread epic already?
OT : Pastor Jones is back in the news today (first he says he will, and then he won’t), and Mr Older and I have decided to donate $20 to the local mosque for the express purpose of providing a copy of the Quran to someone who wants or needs it. We’ll inform our local newspapers, also, in the hope that other non-Muslims will follow our example. Maybe we can out-weigh the “pastor’s” destruction, for a net increase in the number of Qurans.
Logins are for communists!
Millenium | Killing Joke
Leaving Las Vegas | Sheryl Crow
Sad But True | Metallica
Murder Movies | Unwound
Paris 1919 | John Cale
Pacific Coast Highway | Sonic Youth
The Secret Place | Brian Eno
Collossus | The Orb
The Kingdom of Heaven Must Be Taken By Storm | Nation of Ulysses
Hath-Arob | John Zorn’s Masada Chamber Enembles
I’ll Do Anything for You | Helen Kane
I Give Up | Quasi
Jenny Jenny | Little Richard
Mother Whale Eyeless | Brian Eno
Mahshav | John Zorn
The Legenday Criswell Predicts Your Incredible Future | Criswell
Maybe we can out-weigh the “pastor’s” destruction, for a net increase in the number of Qurans.
I still like the idea of giving him Bibles printed in Arabic.
Like he’s going to know!
Then tell him afterwards. Fun for the whole family.
I’m no Communist, I’m a Fascist. Get it right.
Pere Ubu: Not bad, maybe if we can afford an extra $20 . . .
That’s a really great idea.
Who gives a shit how many copies of dead words written by dead men are printed on dead trees? Religious texts are all a waste of good wood pulp that could have been made into lovely soft 2 ply toilet paper.
But book burnings are for retarded rednecks that are unable to understand the facist/totalitarian undertones of burning ANY book.
Clearly:
I’m no Communist, I’m a Fascist. Get it right.
Po-tay-to, po-tah-to.
“My eyes zee goggles do nossing”
FUCK YOU I JUST ATE
Where are you, straight, hot stock models?
HAHAHAHAHA good one!
I can’t help but notice that a sizable portion of the models are obviously gay.
I dunno, maybe p-shop some stubble and a beer belly?
Jack Elam said,
September 10, 2010 at 20:45
FUCK YOU I JUST ATE
You’re a fucking wall-eyed actor, so you only had to see this WITH ONE EYE!
I don’t pay attention that shit. I’m a slave to the SMF software and designer.
But, seriously, if you’re one of those people who doesn’t like to log in to places, I totally understand. I had to have people sign up when my site started getting flooded with spam.
Yeah. Wow. That picture.
I still like the idea of giving him Bibles printed in Arabic.
Dude, give him Atlas Shrugged.
Hey, at least it’s not a Subaru. Because that would just be weird.
I still like the idea of giving him Bibles printed in Arabic.
I like the cut of your jib. Especially if the Bibles come from the Westboro Church. No reason not to cause a little dissension in the ranks.
Lulz.
Stubble? Hell yes. Beer belly? That, also, would defeat the purpose.
Wow. I never read the EULA or whatever that is.
You agree, through your use of this forum, that you will not post any material which is false, defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person’s privacy, adult material,
I feel better about not visiting lately because I now realize there’s _nothing_ I can say over there.
MEMO
TO: People complaining about the picture at the top of this post
FROM: Actor212
You’ll notice that you’re the same people who complain about the toiletshop photographs.
I know, right?
Especially if the Bibles come from the Westboro Church.
Would they even know what Arabic was?
I mean, I realize Phelps isn’t as brick-stupid as Mr. Jones, but I don’t see them as particularly culturally aware either.
The equivalent of dead-fetus signs outside the abortion clinic.
Would they even know what Arabic was?
I tried to look at their website to find out.
Websense blocked it as a hate site.
Websense has more sense than I do.
Actually, aside from the privacy and harrassment stuff, I don’t care so much about the other stuff. I always figured if it took off, it would eventually take a turn to an NC-17 rating at some point.
I still like the idea of giving him Bibles printed in Arabic.
I like the cut of your jib.
AHEM. Not that it was my idea in the first place but I *did* propagate it over here.
The equivalent of dead-fetus signs outside the abortion clinic.
WOW! Remains of a dead terrorist were found a football field away from the cultural center site!
I always figured if it took off, it would eventually take a turn to an NC-17 rating at some point.
Like it hasn’t already?
Older, that’s a wonderful idea.
Substance McGravitas said,
September 10, 2010 at 20:53 (kill)
Disturbing indeed. For several reasons, none of which are Daniel Foster’s reasons.
Not really. Unless you call talking about iTunes NC-17-rated.
AHEM. Not that it was my idea in the first place but I *did* propagate it over here.
I didn’t credit you ’cause I forgot your name. Sorry.
Unless you call talking about iTunes NC-17-rated.
Well, no wonder you’re hurting for hits. Post some boobs, girl!
I wonder if the nearest remains to TEH NOT MOSQUE were those of a cute and pale little girl.
Disturbing indeed. For several reasons, none of which are Daniel Foster’s reasons.
Yeah, what Pup said. Who bothered to measure this and why do they think it’s at all relevant?
“Unless you call talking about iTunes NC-17-rated.
Well, no wonder you’re hurting for hits. Post some boobs, girl!”
Do they have to be mine? You’re welcome to post yours.
OH! We could close a Quran around his hand. Throw this one in there quickly, dumbfuck…I mean, reverend.
Do they have to be mine? You’re welcome to post yours.
I’d crash your servers.
I wonder if the nearest remains to TEH NOT MOSQUE were those of a cute and pale little girl.
Was one in the cockpit of the South Tower flight?
Where are you, straight, hot stock models?
I’m not falling for that again, VS!
Oh hell, who am I kidding, I’ll fall for it again. Just not so tight this time, ok?
“I’d crash your servers.”
Lulz. Had no idea moobs were in such high demand.
Where are you, straight, hot stock models?
FYWP.
http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/watusi-bull.jpg
Had no idea moobs were in such high demand
You’ve seen my portfolio pic on Facebook. You know my friends’ list. You tell me.
That picture, btw, made its intertrons name as a sub-in for hotlinkers. Quite a few sites have used it. It used to pop up fairly regularly, and in some amusing places, before the days of free image hosts.
Not with that dipshit’s head attached, but hey.
How about a straight maybe used to be hot middle aged model? I know where you can find one of those.
You know, that pic has been on the interwebz for a long time. The guy doesn’t look a whole lot different from DonSurb.
Unless you call talking about iTunes NC-17-rated.
I’m pretty sure that you cannot do that without violating your iTunes EULA. Unless it is through the iConverse app.
Holy shit! That idiot pastor was classmates with Rush Limbaugh in high school!
Privatizing the fire department has become a reality.
FTR, I’ve never done anything to iTunes without getting its consent first. That’s just how I roll.
Privatizing the fire department has become a reality.
Next up, the police and military.
Holy shit! That idiot pastor was classmates with Rush Limbaugh in high school!
Explains a lot, really.
I do notice a lot of want ads putting Smartcars out for adoption, tho…
Smartcars? That car is a cheatin’ whore!
The equivalent of dead-fetus signs outside the abortion clinic.
One of those white Christian patriots will suicide at the Sacred Former Burlington Coat Factory Site so they can have a Holy Dead dot right there.
Next up, the police and military.
NO! Not the military!
Wow, Mystic-D, that is one horny beast.
Carbuncles never cause anybody to do anything.
I think he caused Paul Simon to be Feelin Groovy.
Ok, picture this: a guy with a leather jacket (or some kind of cool black jacket), jeans, back to the camera. Maybe fists clenched. I dunno…some kind of air of sexy menace…ok, how many stock photos are there on the web? Millions and millions and millions? HOW COULD I NOT FIND ONE LIKE THAT? JUST ONE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got so desperate I almost came here and asked if one of you guys could help me out. Still can’t find one. Good male stock is shockingly hard to come by.
Smartcars? That car is a cheatin’ whore!
Well? Look at the toothless cheap redneck fucking it!
OMFG the man is delusional – from FAUX Nooze:
A Florida pastor said Friday he will not burn Korans this weekend after appearing to walk back a similar pledge the day before.
In two television interviews, the Rev. Terry Jones said the book-burning “is not going to happen,” but also repeated his claim that an imam told him the controversial Ground Zero mosque would be moved in exchange for his decision.
“Absolutely no doubt about it,” Jones said.
BTW – WILL THE FUCKING MEDIA STOP CALLING IT A MOSQUE ALREADY?
I’m SO glad I gave up TV at times like this.
Good male stock is shockingly hard to come by.
Breeding or soup?
Lighten up on Don Jim Bob. As far as we know, that car is not his sister.
Yes indeed, it is obviously not a Surberu.
He’s saving face. Believe it or not, I think someone got through to this guy. I think this is ALL about saving face now.
That kind of soup I do not want.
Good male stock is shockingly hard to come by.
VPR.
Thanks, everybody, for leaving that one for me.
Breeding or soup?
That kind of soup I do not want.
But you’ll breed it.
VS,
How hard was that?
Hey, breeding with it is just fine with me. Cooking with it, notsomuch.
Ok, picture this:
Shit, I’ll go home and get my wife or daughter to take a series like that.
So long as your p-shoop skills extend to rendering me unrecognizable (i.e. younger, taller, thinner, handsomer) I’m happy to be your
bitchmodel.Please, no tailpipes or lacy camisoles though.
1.) That’s what he said.
2.) Already been to that site.
3.) You’re joshing me, right?
3.) You’re joshing me, right?
And did you try without “leather”?
This made me laugh out loud. The joke, not the offer.
Actually, a pic or two would be great. Don’t put yourself out; can’t promise I’ll use it. Is your hair super-long? That would be a big stumbling block. Or a completely flat ass. No, I could probably fake that… The jacket should be pretty freakin’ cool. Preferably to the hip.
VS,
Had you thought about going to a leather bar or SM place and asking someone politely to take a photo or two?
Aye. I’ve tried about every permutation I can think of on that site + iStock + Dreamstime.
Try a few others, then:
http://www.bigstockphoto.com/
http://www.fotosearch.com/
…and of course, Flickr and Photobucket let you search, too.
I confess, no. I’d feel pretty uncomfortable doing that. Remember you’re talking to a woman who thought that oral sex had something to do with phones ’til I got out of high school.
I’d feel pretty uncomfortable doing that.
Why? I mean, if someone says no, you ask someone else. Eventually someone will say yes.
This strategy got me laid a lot in college.
I’m absolutely gonna search them tonight. Thanks!
And since you’re altering the photo anyway, you could take a nonstock photo and alter it beyond recognition.
That’s true. I do that anyway. There’s this guilt thing, though…
Ok, picture this: a guy with a leather jacket (or some kind of cool black jacket), jeans, back to the camera. Maybe fists clenched. I dunno…some kind of air of sexy menace…ok, how many stock photos are there on the web?
Just google Rick Springfield.
Just google Rick Springfield.
Neither sexy nor menacing.
a woman who thought that oral sex had something to do with phones
That’s aural sex.
NOW you tell me.
And here I am, on the opposite side of the continent, feeling so poorly I can’t be there:
Also on Saturday, former Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin was expected to observe the anniversary in Alaska with Fox News TV host Glenn Beck
Those two should just get married already.
Please. I’m not that photogenic.
LOL!
And too also from MSN:
Islamic center, Quran controversies politicize 9/11
God forbid.
Photogenic people are ones who turn in Djinn when exposed to bright light, correct?
a woman who thought that oral sex had something to do with phones
That’s aural sex.
“But I send her my love and a bang on the ear”
No, they’re photo queers.
Had you thought about going to a leather bar or SM place
Please. I’m not that photogenic.
I didn;t want to break her lens either
“But I send her my love and a bang on the ear”
Well there’s your problem. Bangs are usually on your forehead.
Ur doin’ it rong.
I don’t think any who goes by the name “Vacuums Layer” has any room to complain about Mr. Surber’s, ahem, “auto-eroticism”
Well, ya got me there.
Though I assure you I’m much better at destroying them than I am fucking them.
Yes, because that would certainly be a first.
Well there’s your problem. Bangs are usually on your forehead.
Aural sex, not facial.
“Vacuums Layer”
Or is it Vacuum’s Lair? Which would be the closet and and OMG! QUEER!
Heh.
Mr. Surber’s, ahem, “auto-eroticism”
Nice. One double martini for Steerpike.
Only if you can get Nigella Lawson to cover herself in Nutella then call herself “Nutella Lawson”. (I stole that from someone here…T&U, I think.)
Like this?
Oh, you said straight. Sorry.
Oh, lordy.
Might find something here.
OH oh oh oh ah ah OH oh oh oh oh oh oh ohOOO OOOOh OOOOOH
YYYYYEEEEEEESSSSS!
Only if you can get Nigella Lawson to cover herself in Nutella then call herself “Nutella Lawson”.
Now THAT should be the pic up top instead.
Always knew Range Rovers were easy.
”
Might find something here.”
Oh that kinda shit makes me feel like slaying.
I got so desperate I almost came here and asked if one of you guys could help me out. Still can’t find one. Good male stock is shockingly hard to come by.
LOL, you just did.
Try biker movies, James dean, 50’s and 60’s gang movies, etc. You alter the fuck out of those things, way the hell past CR protection.
I could do it, but I’ve got long hair. I radiate menace pretty well.
Remember you’re talking to a woman who thought that oral sex had something to do with phones ’til I got out of high school.
Call me!
Wow, Mystic-D, that is one horny beast.
Truly! Some of the others from that breed have horns that must weigh 300lbs.
Hmm… so far this coversations gone oral, aural and auto-sex… auroch can’t be that far away…
Hey, at least it’s not a Subaru. Because that would just be weird.
And here I was, all ready with a Surberu joke!
Heh. My first thought on seeing the p-shop was “who is that guy who’s got Surber’s head welded on him?” and the second was, “WTF, is there like a stock collection of disturbing photos Tintin accesses to find these things?” I think the answer is yes, and that stock collection is housed on the intertoobs at large, where we can always count on people with even less intelligence than the questionable modicum of taste they exhibit, to faithfully post photographic evidence of their most embarrassing moments.
The only thing missing here is video. I’d really like to see if “dick in tailpipe” has the same effect as potato or banana in the tailpipe.
I could do it, but I’ve got long hair. I radiate menace pretty well.
I’m bald as an egg, but I can also play “minatory” quite handily.
I can also play “minatory” quite handily.
Isn’t that one of them Muslim erections?
Isn’t that one of them Muslim erections?
It is if you’re a scaredy-cat “Pammycakes” type.
That image has appeared here before. Gavin’s Fixing The Internet installment in August 2007, for example.
But you fuck just one little car…
Gahhhh… everytime I click the “refresh” button… the horror, the horror!
Carbuncles never cause anybody to do anything.
E. L. White says otherwise.
E. L. White says otherwise.
I remember this from the last time you posted it- the only other work of his I’d read was Amina. That one was a lot creepier than Charlotte’s Web!
Like this?
Oh, you said straight. Sorry.
Haha–challenges Christian men face, you say?
Like a lifetime of sexual confusion?
The difficulty in finding a bitch who knows what you want for dinner and has it ready on time?
The sudden menace of swarthy moslemites?
Lousy music?
Wow, this could be fun.
Holy shit! That idiot pastor was classmates with Rush Limbaugh in high school!
Fucking Missouri.
Cape Girardeau is a shithole.
In their defense, I’ve never found a bitch who can cook. My bitch can barely boil water.
“I could do it, but I’ve got long hair. I radiate menace pretty well.
I’m bald as an egg, but I can also play “minatory” quite handily.”
I paint all the hair any way. Hate doing it. But I do it. Strand by fucking strand…
Why am I not surprised to hear of this only now?
Cape Girardeau is a shithole.
Would you ask it to stop dropping turds all over my country? Thanks!
“The only thing missing here is video.”
Your wish is my command Autophilia (video is safe)
Why am I not surprised to hear of this only now?
I hadn’t heard of it before, either.
Thank you, Russia. That’s a nice monument.
I was thinking more “Avoiding stings at the airport men’s room” and such as.
We’ve stopped having to hate the Russians now?
The OFA also says that its best to castrate animals when the moon is in Aquarius. Also, save dental care for when the moon is in Virgo. Look it up: 2010 edition, pages 230 and 231.
I was thinking more “Avoiding stings at the airport men’s room” and such as.
That can be tricky. You don’t want to get caught without your even more embarrassing book of excuses.
We’ve stopped having to hate the Russians now?
We never hated the Russians. It’s those filthy penniless Nicaraguans who were the real threat.
Yeah, we’ve stopped hating on the Russians but that doesn’t mean we’re going to admit we might like them even if just a little and we’re certainly not going to sit up waiting by the phone for them to call no way no how.
Ok, Newt Gingrich just made the top of my list of opportunistic slimeballs who need to DIAF. He’s got a propaganda film coming out tomorrow–just saw some excerpts.
The OFA also says that its best to castrate animals when the moon is in Aquarius. Also, save dental care for when the moon is in Virgo. Look it up: 2010 edition, pages 230 and 231.
I can’t find where it recommends when books or what books should be burned. Did you see that passage in the Almanac?
America At Risk: The War With No Name – Official Trailer
No sociopath feels complete without his FemBot by his side.
“Newt Gingrich” and “propaganda film” are not auspicious words together, considering what he was responsible for last time we had a Democratic President.
The OFA also says that its best to castrate animals when the moon is in Aquarius.
When the moon is in the seventh house, and Rexy’s getting “fixed”.
Surber believes predictions from the Farmer’s Almanac?
Damn good thing Criswell is dead. That sumbitch would give Surber a nervous breakdown.
No sociopath feels complete without his FemBot by his side.
I know, right? A real “live” Stepford wife, captured on film!
Surber believes predictions from the Farmer’s Almanac?
In his defense, he was castrated when the moon was in Aquarius, and he thinks he turned out okay.
I can also play “minatory” quite handily
For two to six players. Labyrinth provided.
In his defense, he was castrated when the moon was in Aquarius, and he thinks he turned out okay.
So he was convicted of rape for this attack on an innocent vehicle?
The OFA also says that its best to castrate animals when the moon is in Aquarius.
Obligatory joke here about “calling a spayed a spayed”.
For two to six players. Labyrinth provided.
Supply your own Cretans.
So he was convicted of rape for this attack on an innocent vehicle?
That vehicle is hardly innocent.
I keep telling y’all Range Rovers are sluts of the automobile world.
Supply your own Cretans.
Should be easy enough – just find your local cell of Teabaggers.
Hey, mon pere, have you been playing Marathon all this time?
“That vehicle is hardly innocent.”
Her mudflaps are filthy, she’s obviously been “off road” (wink wink).
Hey, mon pere, have you been playing Marathon all this time?
Unfortunately not… it’s just been a very long day and I feel rather snarky, no offense.
This image reads like being on four hits of acid and watching the beans from a Taco Bell burrito falling in slow motion in the light of painfully bright fluorescent bulbs in an apartment basement and then going splat onto gnarly green, dirty carpet. It’s repulsive and can’t be forgotten like those first forty seconds before realizing that you accidentally rented an Ullie Lommel “film”.
It’s horrible. But if anyone deserves to be portrayed as such—-
Unfortunately not… it’s just been a very long day and I feel rather snarky, no offense.
And, after a long day, you see Don Surber in lingerie- no offense taken!
Just now? Shit, I’ve had him there off and on for what, fifteen years?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100910/ap_on_re_mi_ea/ml_iraq
My fucking God, you’ve got to be shitting me.
We aided and abetted Saddam in at least three of his worst crimes (the Iran/Iraq war, the Halabja gas attacks, and the post-Gulf War pogrom of the Shi’a), all of which the Iraqi people paid the price for – strangled the country half to death in a decade-long embargo – completely destroyed it in the 2003 invasion, didn’t do shit to rebuild or protect it for over four years, and they’re the ones who owe us reparations?
This is fucking Versailles all over again. Christ, Obama just sank pretty low in my estimation.
Just now? Shit, I’ve had him there off and on for what, fifteen years?
What, he’s been off it?
What, he’s been off it?
I thought the list was named after him.
And.
OMG. The blond lizard woman with him can tag flies in mid-air with her tongue.
And the HAYER.
WHAT IS HER HAYER MADE OF?
Area 51, I tells ya.
This is fucking Versailles all over again. Christ, Obama just sank pretty low in my estimation.
That is some cold-hearted shit.
That is some cold-hearted shit.
Yeah, and please note that the people who’ll cry loudest in support of this are the same bastards who scream racism and white slavery every time someone suggests reparations for segregation (or colonialism, depending on the country you’re from).
No doubt, Chris, no doubt!
Hey, guys! You know, if you look at that picture from far enough away you can make the strategically-placed pixellation effectively VANISH!
PS: Have a nice weekend!
No sociopath feels complete without his FemBot by his side.
Hole. E. Shee. YIT.
When I saw it, I thought nothing could be as much of a living embodiment of creepypasta as what I was looking at. Then it began to speak, & its “voice” immediately proved me wrong. I don’t know what the hell that is but I know it has no rightful place among humanity.
The female voice for the IVONA text-to-speech website sounds warm & natural compared to that … that unspeakable shambling THING.
she’s obviously been “
offdown the old dirt road”Fixed for moar nastiness
OT: does the timing of the recent court action against DADT smell like naked juridical suckuppery to anyone else, or is that just me?
Also, RAWR!!!!1111!!!1!
Phil Davison, Real American … NEVAR FORGET.
that unspeakable shambling THING.
The batteries alone must cost Newt a fortune.
Then again, maybe the new models come with solar panels.
Also, RAWR!!!!1111!!!1!
I think we’ve found Tr00fus!
In other news, via Great Orange Satan…Tea hee hee
Oh, and tsam, this thread grows weaker by the minute.
Time to cull it from the herd.
You have your orders, son.
Then again, maybe the new models come with solar panels.
That’s not how Republicans roll, baby!
And the HAYER.
WHAT IS HER HAYER MADE OF?
That’s not hair. It’s clearly a helmet, I assume meant to protect her from having an airplane flown into her forehead.
OT, I guess, but I’ve been mulling this for a few days now: I seems to me the Repubs have fallen for one of the biggest mistakes in politics (The first is getting into a land war in Asia, and of course they’ve already done that). I’m referring to the mistake of setting expectations too high. When you think your party, or your candidate, or whatever is sure to win, you’re supposed to downplay your chances in the media, so that the win, when it comes, looks all the more impressive.
So, will the GOP gain seats in the House and Senate? Yes, without question. Will they gain control of the House? Maybe. The Senate? No. Yet they’re playing this up as though they’re going to run every Democrat out of office–even the ones who aren’t up for election. They think they’re going to repeal health care, impeach Obama and roll back Civil Rights legislation to something resembling antebellum Mississippi.
So come the day after the election, no matter how big the gains the GOP ends up making, it’s going to look like a loss.
no matter how big the gains the GOP ends up making, it’s going to look like a loss.
If they don’t win the House. If they do win the House, they and the MSM will treat it as a sea-change in American politics (and they may be right, given the administration’s rush to give in on every point). Even if they come close but don’t get a majority in the House, they’ll be a failure.
And with the number of Teabagger candidates they’re running, they may not get over the top.
Agree that the Senate is highly unlikely.
That’s not hair. It’s clearly a helmet, I assume meant to protect her from having an airplane flown into her forehead.
That HAYER is a living thing. It eats protein containers that fly, walk or crawl within its considerable striking distance. The robot body (with it early version voice synthesizer) allow it to move to new feeding areas.
“its”
(But you knew that)
And.
“Allows”
Say goodnight Looch…
Good night, Looch
OT but capable of inciting merriment:
http://skinnymojo.com/media/beckBoard.html
Just now? Shit, I’ve had him there off and on for what, fifteen years?
The honored top spot. Bookburner Jones has held the spot for about a week now. Newt just bumped him with the victim exploitation piece.
Fucking sex how does it work.
http://www.tbd.com/blogs/amanda-hess/2010/09/catholics-debate-minimum-requirements-for-intercourse-your-sex-and-gender-morning-roundup-1516.html
OT, I guess, but I’ve been mulling this for a few days now: I seems to me the Repubs have fallen for one of the biggest mistakes in politics (The first is getting into a land war in Asia, and of course they’ve already done that). I’m referring to the mistake of setting expectations too high. When you think your party, or your candidate, or whatever is sure to win, you’re supposed to downplay your chances in the media, so that the win, when it comes, looks all the more impressive
I just hope the reports of left wing apathy are only media hype. The very idea that anyone would sit home and let these fuckers have the House is just ludicrous to me. I can’t handle 2 or more years of Whitewater style “investigations”. That is ALL those fuckers will do. That will be all they can do. They know they can’t take the Senate back. If they win the house this will be the least productive 2 years in the House in my lifetime, I’m sure.
Well, off and on the top of the list. Hey, it’s a crowded field.
The fact is, that’s hot.
Let me just say, I think we should all burn the Koran tomorrow.
It’s easy, just go here, download the PDF, and burn it to CD.
Easy Beezy
Ahhh. So… all those priests buggering altar boys? Totes not sex. I get it now.
Let me just say, I think we should all burn the Koran tomorrow.
I just printed out your comment and burned it.
Tintin- G.G. Allin of the blogosphere.
Geez, steerpike, what is with that Quran site of yours? I saw the English version was 29.5 MB, went WTF, and figured it was a scanned book, but Russian is 2.11 MB and Bahasa Indonesia 98.7! I repeat: WTF?
AH FUCK! I come to the Sadly Refuge for a little shelter from the buttstorm and I GET THIS PICTURE!!!!
That’s it, I’m burning my copy of Sadly, No! tomorrow.
This is fucking Versailles all over again. Christ, Obama just sank pretty low in my estimation.
That is some cold-hearted shit.
Nah, it sounds a lot worse than it is. Its a book keeping thing. These lawsuits were kicking around the federal courts for 10-20 years. Its a wipe the slate clean move. I bet we gave the Iraqi government a different 400 million in exchange. I wonder how this is playing in Iraq though.
I saw the English version was 29.5 MB, went WTF
I would go with the Turkish version. It’s a ZIP file, and it’s still only 2.3 MB. That’s a tiny-ass Koran.
Our media is stupid! Much racist mangoes in comments also.
http://www.politico.com/click/stories/1009/potus_goes_ringless_at_presser.html
Besides, here’s three translations of the Quran side by side to the tune of 2.7 MB.
Or, you can let manybooks.net’s server do the PDF conversion for you. (It’s a Mac Mini!)
hmm Sarah pretends to be reasonable
Koran Burning Is Insensitive, Unnecessary; Pastor Jones, Please Stand Down http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=427813493434
[Lets check out the Palinites comments. These aren’t nutpicked]
Linda Orians ITS REAL SIMPLE RUN A FLOCK OF PIGS OVER THE GROUND WHERE THEY WANT TO BUILD THE MOSQUE AND LET IT BE KNOWN PUBLICLY. I JUST SAW AN EMAIL THAT IS WHAT THEY DID IN SPAIN AND IT SEMMS THEY CANNOT BUILD A MOSQUE ON PIG SOILED GROUND. IT WORKED THERE.
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· Richard Dimond Patrick… well put, and so very true!
7 hours ago · Jason Ssutu Interesting approach, Linda! Why hasn’t somebody jumped on this already?
7 hours ago · Eric Pierce ?@ Linda! What a great idea! See…God does send boats!
7 hours ago · Jason Ssutu A helicopter could land a crate on the top floor, and then the pigs would scatter and make their way downstairs to ground level. 😉
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· Kaviraj Ghoorah Dear fellow Americans…wake up!!! stop being blinded by all those literature about religious tolerance or freedom of religion…your govt will do nothing as your “president” is one of them. make your ‘voice’ heard in November and especiall…y on November 2012. But for the time being, make ur voice heard tomorrow against the mosque. And make it a must to control immigration especially from Africa and the Middle East! those immigrants just want to land on the American soil and pop out babies. And take some action against that Imam behind the ground zero mosque…he is blackmailing the American people…America belongs to you! show him what real Americans are…stop bending to the will of some islamic fanatics….send those people back to where they belong!!!!See More
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· Steve Pearce God Bless Sarah,Our Troops,and all of us Americans!!!The sleeping Giant is waking up!ROCK ON!
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· Diane Semlies Marotta Pork chops anyone?
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· George Bradley Why are most Americans afraid to speak out about this evil religion. It is the hub of the axis of evil.
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· Mary Ann Hartzler I nominate Linda & Jason to take care of the PIG PROJECT! ROFLMBO! 😀
6 hours ago · Mary Ann Hartzler Gosh, we have to get the word out to the whole darned country….
6 hours ago · Mary Ann Hartzler Who knows a pig farmer?
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· Kim Duffiney Peaceful religion? Please, we need to hear from muslims in large numbers that condemn this type of radical, monstrous, horrific rhetoric!
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· Roger Sill I like Pastor Terry Jones – he is the only man to stand against Islam in only a small way and the whole world responds and threatens him. he is not the problem – Islam is the problem (they are at war with Christianity), and Obama’s Administration (Socialists must control all speech/communications) is the problem.
jim said,
September 11, 2010 at 4:02:
Also, RAWR!!!!1111!!!1!
Best line: “I have a master’s degree in Communications!”
Well, it’s not like we’re expecting them to pay for an invasion of their country by giving up their natural resources, or anything.
Oh, wait.
Ahhh. So… all those priests buggering altar boys? Totes not sex. I get it now.
Yes, Preachers of all denominations find their sexual pleasures through church conections.
AH FUCK! I come to the Sadly Refuge for a little shelter from the buttstorm and I GET THIS PICTURE!!!!
That’s it, I’m burning my copy of Sadly, No! tomorrow.
It seems to keep troofies away, don’t it. They wouldn’t be caught having to admit that they’ve seen such a thing.
Interestinginterview with pastor dickheads daughter
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,716858,00.html
5:36: fake (or real) Gary Ruppert ftw.
I find it interesting that I live in a country with a political climate such that somebody could conceivably think that a presentation like that might further their career.
And by “interesting” I mean, FUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Two Acquired Tastes That Taste Great Together
“You got your homo erotica in my auto erotica!”
“You got your auto erotica in my in my homo erotica!”
Hey, it’s a vintage Kenneth Anger film:
Grifters always test true, don’t they?
“Heavens to Murgatroyd!” “Exit, stage left!”
justme said,
September 11, 2010 at 7:40
When we brought up the church finances, he disappeared the next day.
Grifters always test true, don’t they?
“Heavens to Murgatroyd!” “Exit, stage left!”
Now, the telephone rang, an’ it jumped off the wall,
That was the preacher, a-makin’ his call.
He said, “Kind friend, this may the end;
An’ you got your last chance of salvation of sin!”
The churches was jammed, and the churches was packed,
An’ that dusty old dust storm blowed so black.
Preacher could not read a word of his text,
An’ he folded his specs, an’ he took up collection,
Said:
So long, it’s been good to know yuh;
So long, it’s been good to know yuh;
So long, it’s been good to know yuh.
This dusty old dust is a-gettin’ my home,
And I got to be driftin’ along.
Well then. I gess this thread was killed 256 comments too late, but I din’t think I was te one who could do it.
“This guitar kills threads”?
This thread ain’t bound for glory , this thread…
Pigs in choppers! With lasers!
Someone who knows told me that pigs are unusually sensitive to changes in air pressure, and when they are shipped by air, oftimes some will die.
News tomorrow: “Helicopter Drops Crate Full Of Dead Swine On NYC Burlington Coat Factory. Police Speculate Dead Pigs Were Intended For Site Of Cordoba House, Which Is Crosstown. Film At Eleven.”
: “Helicopter Drops Crate Full Of Dead Swine On NYC Burlington Coat Factory. Police Speculate Dead Pigs Were Intended For Site Of Cordoba House, Which Is Crosstown. Film At Eleven.”
With God as my witness, I thought pigs could fly.
Hope everyone’s had their coffee/tea/Red Bull/crack this morning. I’m in a good mood and I’m gonna wear your asses out.
*runs around in circle like an excited puppy*
*runs around in circle like an excited puppy*
Now that you’ve had your unibrow addressed, you’re hairodynamic.
Totes! Weeeeeeeeee!
And I broke the italics tag!
Uh oh. Good thing there’s a new thread. This one leaning left.
“This one leaning left.”
Only if one measures from the top down. From the bottom up, it leans right.
That’s relativity: blame Einstein, not me.
I refuse to make my posts in Italician or in any other foreign tongue.
Muslim terrorists were a problem, even back then, in the early 1900?s Me and my troops his troops captured 50 of them, brought pigs out and slaughtered them, soaked bullets in pigs blood while the terrorists were digging a trench, while digging they saw what the Americans were doing.
The pig carcasses were thrown in the trench, and the prisoners were executed with the pig’s blood soaked bullets, and their bodies were thrown in the trench, or mass grave if you will with the pig carcasses, one at a time. The 50th prisoner was set free. After the “Phillipine Incident” there was not one Islamic act of terrorism anywhere in the world for the next 42 years. That’s how s**t get’s done, and done right!” (Source: Lake Minnetonka Liberty)
No, see, the whole blog is getting the draft from VS running around in a circle.
N__B is … the Taginator!
Aw, jeez. Not this shit again.
“This one leaning left.”
Only if one measures from the top down. From the bottom up, it leans right.
All depends on which direction the shutter scans in.
It’s okay to love your Range Rover, but don’t looooove your Range Rover.
“But, seriously, if you’re one of those people who doesn’t like to log in to places, I totally understand. I had to have people sign up when my site started getting flooded with spam.”
Damn, people come to your blog? I’ve had, like, three hits. I’d give my eye teeth for a little spam. *genuflects to Vacuumslayer*