They Hate Us For Our Censorship
Posted on September 2nd, 2010 by D. Aristophanes
Pam Geller issues a stern warning to attendees of her next big she-man-Muslim-hating club gathering:
We will be confiscating signs. It is a solemn day. No signs. FLAGS. Tens of thousands of flags.
We will be confiscating signs.
Aaaah…the sound of First-Amendment love.
“Nothing with big poles: the NYPD won’t allow big poles.”
*snicker*
“the NYPD won’t allow big poles”
Guess I can’t come*
*V_____R
Not going in there. Not only am I not getting out of the boat, I’m not even paddling over there.
Black-and-red armbands are okay?
/Godwin
It would be wrong for me to hope for a 60’s-style cops-bashing-protesters festival of blood. Therefore I will not hope for such a thing.
You know who else didn’t like big Poles?
It would be wrong for me to hope for a 60?s-style cops-bashing-protesters festival of blood. Therefore I will not hope for such a thing.
I second this, so with all my heart and soul, I will work hard not to wish for such a thing.
We will be confiscating signs. It is a solemn day. No signs. FLAGS. Tens of thousands of flags.
I wanna go now and bring a sign that says, “YOU CAN HAVE MY SIGN WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS”
I bet TruculentandUnreliabelinski likes big Poles.
We will be confiscating signs. It is a solemn day. No signs. FLAGS. Tens of thousands of flags.
I want to go with a flag that says “Ceci n’est pas une signe.”
It would be wrong for me to hope for a 60?s-style cops-bashing-protesters festival of blood. Therefore I will not hope for such a thing.
Can you imagine the extensive, extensive butthurt? I do have to admit that I enjoy it when, every once in a while, the police state is turned on these authoritarian douches.
(siiiigh) I just knew that strikethrough tag wouldn’t work.
It’s supposed to read “Tens of flags.”
FYWP.
I want to go with a flag that says “Ceci n’est pas une signe.”
You’d be kicked out for being a faggy French communist.
And I think we can safely bet they wouldn’t get the reference.
Scott: use “strike” in brackets, not “s”.
Scott,
It’s anglebracket strike anglebracket, and corresponding / for the end tag
You’d be kicked out for being a faggy French communist.
I’m not so sure that they know French when they see it.
I bet TruculentandUnreliabelinski likes big Poles.
Sure. I don’t discriminate. To quote a friend: “My vagina is like the UN.”
I want to go with a flag that says “Ceci n’est pas une signe.”
Oooh! Or a piece of cardboard on a stick that says “C’est un drapeau”!
I’m not so sure that they know French when they see it.
Yeah, I had considered that, too. Maybe they’d think you were a dirty illegal Mexican immigrant.
To quote a friend: “My vagina is like the UN.”
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm…does that mean you hold General Assembly meetings in there? Where do you put the translators?
Taking bets that this is to stop the gotcha left wing MSM taking pictures of Pam Geller next to Obama = Black Hitler Monkey signs. “See? Teabaggers aren’t racist! Nothing racist about flags! No, you’re not allowed to talk to any of them. Talking isn’t solemn enough.”
I’m just hoping for a good war between the gold-fringe flag-bearers and the non-gold-fringe flag-bearers…
I want to go with a sign that has a picture of a gun and a bible on it.
Let’s see them try to take that.
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm…does that mean you hold General Assembly meetings in there? Where do you put the translators?
I’m trying to come up with a clever answer to this, but I can’t. Mostly because I can’t stop laughing.
Two great tastes that taste great together…by combining Scott’s ideas and Actor’s, we get:
A gold-fringed cardboard sign on a pole that reads “C’est un drapeau.”
I’m trying to come up with a clever answer to this, but I can’t. Mostly because I can’t stop laughing.
Were they able to fit the Miro sculpture garden in your ass?
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm…does that mean you hold General Assembly meetings in there? Where do you put the translators?
I’m trying to come up with a clever answer to this, but I can’t. Mostly because I can’t stop laughing.
Must be Khrushchev banging his shoe on your ovaries.
A gold-fringed cardboard sign on a pole that reads “C’est un drapeau.”
I’m off to Tim Gunn’s favorite fabric shoppe!
Must be Khrushchev banging his shoe on your ovaries.
I hope Colin Powell took that vial of white powder when he left.
Were they able to fit the Miro sculpture garden in your ass?
Yes, but it’s…pokey…
“We will be confiscating signs.”
I wonder if it’s to prevent people from laughing at all the misspellings and nonsensical crap their followers write on those signs.
Were they able to fit the Miro sculpture garden in your ass?
Yes, but it’s…pokey…
Well, the Calder mobile in the lobby ought to be…distracting…you.
And everyone brings a Confederate flag. But that isn’t racist!
And everyone brings a Confederate flag. But that isn’t racist!
What about Saudi flags, are they okay?
Pam can’t go. No big poles allowed.
Pam can’t
gocome. No big poles allowed.Fixed for innuendo
Well, shit. It should be easy enough to get tens of thousands of fags to show up to a big party in Manhattan.
Geller sets a low bar.
Apparently, Pam doesn’t want competition for her stripper pole.
Fixed for innuendo
Nice.
Does it ever occur to these fucknuts that the fact they have to forbid signs because their bobblehead followers will surely bring racist/sexist/homophobic ones is an indication that everyone involved in these sordid little gatherings is probably quite sick?
Um, Pam is Jewish….right? I mean, she’s been all stridently pro-Israeli and all that, right?
So, ummmmmmmm, how is she going to get to lower Manhattan on shabbos?
This you spark some
conversationsscreaming and wetting of pants:“The Dog that did not spark in the night.”
What?
:
POLE!
Um. “This should” would be what I was attempting to write.
Oh.
FYWP.
There.
“This you spark some conversations screaming and wetting of pants:”
And splodey heads. Also not caused by dog.
Peaches – Tent In Your Pants (2:52)
on the album Impeach My Bush
POLE + VADGE!
Two great tastes that taste great together.
To quote a friend: “My vagina is like the UN.”
Interest, website, &c.
“This you spark some conversations screaming and wetting of pants:”
Nah. They’ll say “See. That’s what happens when you take God out of school, like they did in faggotty Europe.”
Pammy, confiscating signs? How Bushistanian of you. If anybody who shows up with a sign you should send them to a special area, you can call them “Free Hate Speech” zones.
If we allow Al Qa’ida to build their Mosque du Triomphe Suicide Bomber Training Center on top of Ground Zero then all US flags will be outlawed and the only flags allowed will be a Muslim hammer & sickle on a Palestinian terror flag. Also Kenya.
“Free Hate Speech” zones.
Infringement on Fox News copyright.
I hate placards but I don’t know how to tell the world that.
– Mitch Hedberg
I hate black and brown people but I don’t know how to tell the world that.
– Teabaggers in late 2010.
I can’t resist mangoes…
[emphasis mine, self-pwnage original.]
“We will be confiscating signs. It is a solemn day. No signs. FLAGS. Tens of thousands of flags.”
SEPTEMBER 11TH RALLY STOP THE GROUND ZERO MOSQUE
You know Pammy, if I had a sign, I would tell you to fuck off. My 1st Am rights and so on.
I think that everyone in the NY area should burn the confederate flag at Pammy’s little hate rally. Heh, what are they gonna do ‘complain’, good luck with that. (h/t Gen J.C. Christian) I am looking at you Actor and B4 and others.
Infringement on Fox News copyright.
Uh uh, Murdoch own “Hates Free Speech” and “Liar for fun and profit”.
No signs! Nothing makes us look like a bunch of retards than pictures people take of the stupid-ass signs we carry!
Will they also be confiscating t-shirts with poorly-spelled racist claptrap thereupon?
Ew. Just imagine how all that pasty blubber will look on the teevee.
I think that everyone in the NY area should burn the confederate flag at Pammy’s little hate rally. Heh, what are they gonna do ‘complain’, good luck with that. (h/t Gen J.C. Christian) I am looking at you Actor and B4 and others.
We need to burn something that will really annoy Pam, a walking Long Island stereotype. Possibly a Loehman’s credit card…
Will they also be confiscating t-shirts with poorly-spelled racist claptrap thereupon?
Ew. Just imagine how all that pasty blubber will look on the teevee.
THE MOOBS! WON’T SOMEONE THINK ABOUT THE MOOBS!
p.s. Dress like Lincoln for added lols.
Must be Khrushchev banging his shoe on your ovaries.
Can you please provide the foreign language sentence of which this is the (approximate) English translation?
Was it the really the hate or the moronic spelling mistakes?
The world may never no.
“Pam, a walking Long Island stereotype.”
A New York Jewish girl who likes to pal around with European Neo- Nazis is not a stereotype! Give her some credit. It’s fucking original and unique !
WP will probably fuck this up, but:
?????? ???? ?????? ?????? ???????? ?? ???? ???????.
Yeah, I knew it.
Doit être Khrouchtchev tapant sa chaussure sur vos ovaires.
Christ you people have been busy while I was walking the dog.
Christ* you people have been busy** while I was walking the dog***.
*Veiled Florida (heh, heh) reference.
**I blame T&U.
***Yeah, sure.
What about white sheets with writing on them?
Flags or signs?
An apparent flaw in Pammy’s plans.
Charlie Crist walks his dog . . . and this is relevant to this thread exactly how? My God g, does the dog poop at least?
I kinda hope Iron Eagle is DA.
Ooooh. “pussilinimous.” Sic, also.
Heh, SMcG, wingnut fight. Bring popcorn.
Remember why we are there: to stand for those who fell on that terrible day
Except for those Muslims who were trapped in the towers, of course.
And all those who’ve died at al-Qaeda’s hands in Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, and all these other places – yeah, we don’t really care about those either.
Ooops. I bet Call me Lennie has a wet spot. A big one.
Unless, of course, he is an Internet Tough Guy.
Then, Iron Eagle will have to shut up.
“If you’re really a conservative, you’ll simply take your marching orders”
Really says it all, doesn’t it?
Substance McGravitas said,
September 2, 2010 at 16:57
LOL @ “Iron Eagle,” named after a 1986 movie that was a poor man’s Red Dawn (though also a guilty pleasure movie for me I admit). However, they went on to make sequels that were all about detente and stopping power-crazed commie-killing American generals, so I’m surprised a “true conservative” would name himself after that.
I do find it funny that Pam’s made it on somebody’s list of “not a true conservative not truly dedicated to American values.”
Pammy also says the flags can be no bigger than 9″x12″. Those dimensions are not the proportions of the US flag. A 9″ tall flag would have to be 17.1″ wide.
Pammy also says the flags can be no bigger than 9?x12?. Those dimensions are not the proportions of the US flag. A 9? tall flag would have to be 17.1? wide.
If it hasn’t got the proper proportions, than it’s not a proper flag, and it’s okay to
wipe your ass with ituse it as clothing or bunting.Has anyone told Pam that the lack of signs isn’t changing the bigoted justifications for her rally?
Maybe this will clear things up…
Pam, you are holding a single mosque responsible for 9/11 and attempting to intimidate them into leaving.
Text book bigotry, bitch!
Your actions speak louder than any fucking misspelled signs.
Haven’t seen it, but…were the heroes marines?
a poor man’s Red Dawn
Oxymoron alert!
Haven’t seen it, but…were the heroes marines?
Air Force. (Okay, another reason that’s a bad name).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Eagle
Great eighties soundtrack, though.
Filled with a lot of men shouting at each other while nothing useful gets done?
I am looking at you Actor and B4 and others.
Sorry. 9/11 is a truly sacred day around the 212 household. I’ll be quietly praying and meditating.
Now, 9/12….
Oh, man, I am soooo getting some people in trubs.
I NEED MY FUCKING MEDS GODDAMMIT.
“Iron Eagle, if you’re a conservative you don’t go full absolutist about the First Amendment, unless you’re countering a power play by a leftizoid. ”
Oh rly? I hadn’t noticed!
You know, my inner prankster Leftist subversive wants to show up at their rally with a Confederate and/or Nazi flag.
And then I figured that, at least for the Confederate one, it’s likely I won’t even need to do it because one of their moronic base is going to do it for me.
pussilinimous
Pussy Liniment: it cures what ails ya.
It would have been funnier if Iron Eagle had called him “Lonnie”.
“If it hasn’t got the proper proportions, than it’s not a proper flag,”
If it has gold fringe on it it aint a proper flag and I don’t have to pay taxes. Nyah Nyah!
So I have a presentation to give today… I’m thinking of calling it “Fucking Adhesion, How Does It Work?” Sound like a good career move?
Really says it all, doesn’t it?
Oh yes, especially coupled with the admission that their concern with the first amendment is really just to use it as a club to beat liberals with.
Sound like a good career move?
Dude. YES. Everyone will think you’re “hip” and “with it”!
Dude. YES. Everyone will think you’re “hip” and “with it”!
You’ll be consider the bees knees, one cool cat, one hep dude! Yessireeebob, you’ll be cooler than Ed “Cookie” Byrnes! You’ll be so hip, you’ll wear your jeans under your chin!
“I’ll be quietly praying and meditating ”
Is that what the kids are calling it these days Actor? I should keep up on the latest slang.
I’m thinking of calling it “Fucking Adhesion, How Does It Work?”
SASQ: you forgot the AstroGlide.
Is that what the kids are calling it these days Actor?
Loved you in Brooklyn’s Finest, mijo.
I is W.S.
Waitaminute.
Not so very long ago, the crappy racist signs were a point of pride for these loonies, weren’t they? Because they proooooved that these gatherings were REAL AMERICANS and not funded by George Soros, or whatever?
Yes, flags. A sea of flags. Because nothing says “America” like telling someone they’re unwelcome because of their religion.
Actually, it would be fun to wave flags that said things like “Free Lard Nachos” or “Free Cheeto Pie”. The stampede might turn ugly, though.
I want to go with a flag that says “Ceci n’est pas une signe.”
“mais c’est un grand pôle.”
And nothing says “not a fascist movement” like a bunch of crackers all goose-stepping with flags.
Yes, flags. A sea of flags. Because nothing says “America” like telling someone they’re unwelcome because of their religion.
Hey, If it was good enough for General Ulysses S. Grant, it is good enough for the tea party!
General Grant’s General Order No. 11 of December 1862:
The Jews, as a class violating every regulation of trade established by the Treasury Department and also department orders, are hereby expelled from the department [the “Department of the Tennessee,” an administrative district of the Union Army of occupation composed of Kentucky, Tennessee and Mississippi] within twenty-four hours from the receipt of this order.
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm…does that mean you hold General Assembly meetings in there? Where do you put the translators?
Linguists get their own box.
And nothing says “not a fascist movement” like a bunch of crackers all goose-stepping with flags.
Yes on the flags part and general tone. Goose-stepping, however, requires physical exertion.
Na ga happen.
tig FTW!
Goose-stepping, however, requires physical exertion.
Goose scooter-chairing?
We need to burn something that will really annoy Pam, a walking Long Island stereotype. Possibly a Loehman’s credit card…
OUCH.
Coming to New York, Triumph of the Will 2.
if you’re a conservative you don’t go full absolutist about the First Amendment, unless you’re countering a power play by a leftizoid
“Full absolutist?” WTF does that even mean?
Linguists get their own box.
Just the cunning ones.
I would really, really like to see Lennie try to take that sign away from Iron Eagle.
if you’re a conservative you don’t go full absolutist about the First Amendment, unless you’re countering a power play by a leftizoid
“full absolutist” is strictly reserved for the second amendment. The rest of the amendments are really just guidelines.
Linguists get their own box.
Tigris wins the Internets today.
You know who ELSE liked having tens of thousands of flags at their gatherings?
Hmm … “NO SIGNS,” eh? As I recall, Glenn “$2 Million Per Annum, Same As In Town” Beck said exactly the same thing about the recent “Reclaiming America’s Spirochetes” rally in DC … & yet a pack of the “Dems Founded The KKK!!!!” nutters showed up with signs aplenty & nobody really seemed to give a fuck. I’m sure there’ll be an abundance of hideous “joke” t-shirts to make up for any lack of signage.
Perhaps Pam can set up some sort of special camp in which to concentrate all those America-hating infidels who bring signs, so they don’t pollute the purity of her glorious movement. After all, as the main instigator of this pathetic circus, she seems to have abrogated the powers of a god unto herself – & what’s a cult without some treasonous apostates to condemn?
Yeah, go for it! After all, you’re already jerking yourselves off over a pile of corpses, so what the hell, why not use Old Glory to wipe up afterwards?
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Linguists get their own box.
Pastaist.
We need to burn something that will really annoy Pam, a walking Long Island stereotype. Possibly a Loehman’s credit card…
Pammy? Off price? I think not. She’s stupid enough to pay retail.
It’s too bad Fortunoff’s went bankrupt.
Al-qaeda supposedly hated our freedoms. So to show our respect for the people who died from their terrorist attacks on 9/11 and prevent Muslims from building their center a couple of blocks from ground zero, “real” americans will not be allowed to voice their opinions via signs. That will show those liberals how much we love our country, our freedoms, and the Bill of Rights.
But what’s to stop them from writing misspelled racist slogans on their flags?
“Sir, you’re wearing a sign-like slogan on the back of your t-shirt. Please take it off and hand it over.” – Rinse and repeat, dozens of times.
Oh what I would give to see the Shrieking Harpy confiscating sweaty shirts..
I want to go with a flag that says “Ceci n’est pas une signe.”
My proposal is a sign that says, “Taxes are not theft” on side A and “Confiscating signs IS theft” on side B.
Linguists get their own box.
Great. Now I have to go write, “I will not make a Chinese Room joke” ten million times on the blackboard.
Not even one little “Obama’s babydaddy is Malcolm X” sign?
Consider yourselves warned.
(h/t Wonkette)
Can you please provide the foreign language sentence of which this is the (approximate) English translation?
Kru?çev senin yumurtal?klar?n üzerine ayakkab? vurarak olmal?.
G?andhom ikunu Khrushchev banging ?arbun tieg?u fuq l-ovarji tieg?ek.
Rhaid bod yn Khrushchev rhygnu ei esgid ar eich ofarïau.
Dwe Khrushchev frap soulye l ‘sou ovèr ou.
Or, for Pammy:
???? ?? ??????? ??? ?????? ??? ???????? ?????.
FYWP.
Ah, but is it Eight Miles Wide?
Oh, my.
Yes, Steve. Bring crosses. Big ones. Preferably burning. That’ll show those swarthy interlopers just how tolerant you are.
But what’s to stop them from writing misspelled racist slogans on their flags?
Certainly not dignity or sanity.
You can get a good deal on a flag for the rally at our online store, WhenFascismComesToAmerica.com
My vagina is like the UN.
If it lost ten stories it wouldn’t make a bit of difference?
Surely, (no one could have predicted) THIS …
Seems to me the answer is find where they put the confiscated signs and take pictures of that.
The comments section is a real hoot. My personal favorite: “If you’re really a conservative, you’ll simply take your marching orders and bring a flag.”
At first, I thought that maybe this was an attempt at satire, but sadly, no! They really do fucking think this way.
THE MOOBS! WON’T SOMEONE THINK ABOUT THE MOOBS!
I’m sorry, but the correct answer is “the Moops.”
It just shows how base your “base” is when you can’t even trust them not to carry in signs that make you look stupid.
“OK everybody, we want you to join our movement, but PLEASE don’t talk to anyone. We just need you to stand there and look patriotic”
“Sir, we would rather you stopped carrying that rock around, as if you are preparing for violence.”
“It’s OK! It’s a Flagstone!”
I want to go with a flag that says “Ceci n’est pas une signe.”
Initially I read that as “This is not a mokney”. Moar coffee plz.
Were they able to fit the Miro sculpture garden in your ass?
Fixed for innuendo
These two comments needed to be closer to each other.
Pammy’s changed her post.
It now reads
“Respectfully request”, huh?
pussilinimous
Pussy Liniment:
Or it GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.
My vagina is like the UN.
The major powers have a veto? There’s a 15 member Security Council? It has a branch office in Geneva? it feeds refugees???
To quote a friend: “My vagina is like the UN.”
Tell me when Roger Thornhill arrives.
Leftist tools of Islamic supremacism
Wha? Uh, I oppose all intrusion of all religions into the public sector. Why would I accept a loony imam over a loony preacherman?
My vagina is like the UN.
John Bolton’s presence makes it angry?
Actually, I’m guessing it’s not the diplomats and their translators that are a problem; it’s the goddamned tourists and press.
And nothing says “not a fascist movement” like a bunch of crackers all goose-stepping with flags.
Or declaring the display of national symbols to be the ONLY acceptable form of public speech.
the NYPD won’t allow big poles
Oh yeah? Sez who?
You see, Leni Riefenstahl will be filming the rally, and she has this vision of thousands upon thousands of flags held high in perfect marching array.
Gotta point out that calling her a “she-man” is trans-phobic. And then later in the sentence you mentioned how bad it is to hate. Hm.
I think that’s a misunderstanding. The point is “he-man” aggression not her looks.