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Posted on September 1st, 2010 by Tintin
ABOVE: Anita the Crane and Anita the Ostrich
Anita Crane, Wingnut Daily
Glenn Beck crowd: Not so white as advertised
- The liberal media lied when it said that the Glenn Beck Rally was all white. I found three black people there. Two were on stage and I interviewed a third one in the crowd.
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Yeah liberals so much for your facts and logic, you got nothbing. We are taking are country back in November, and this IS a war against Islam and Sharia law which Obama WILL impose if we let the socialism continue, and the end of freedom and the free market, and too much bias in the media
Being one of the only black people at a teabagger rally must suck. I imagine half the crowd is glaring at you and whispering racial slurs behind your back, and the other half is parading you around and shouting “LOOK A BLACK GUY! I HAVE A BLACK FRIEND!”
this IS a war against Islam and Sharia law which Obama WILL impose if we let the socialism continue, and the end of freedom and the free market, and too much bias in the media
Wait. Obama will impose the war against Islam? But only if there’s continuing socialism?
And this is the end of too much bias in the media? Yay! I knew the Fairness Doctrine would be back.
I guess it’s true what they say – if your pecker isn’t long enough to dangle, dangle your modifiers.
Not only was there a dusky-hued individual right there in the crowd, but there were many thousands more of them living within a few miles of where the rally was held. Each and every one of them would have been there had they not had pressing business to attend to.
Best part is the embedded ad for the charming tome Negrophilia, which “studies the undue and inordinate affinity for blacks (as opposed to antipathy toward them), that has been promoted by activists, politicians and the establishment press for the past 40 years and which has fostered an erroneous perception of blacks, particularly in America.”
See! Teabaggers love black people! They just don’t love them all unduly and inordinately like you negrophiliac liberals!
For me, the best part of the article was this link:
Just what is the real deal about America’s racial obsession? Find out in “Negrophilia,” personally autographed by the author!
Click on the link and this comes up:
Negrophilia studies the undue and inordinate affinity for blacks (as opposed to antipathy toward them), that has been promoted by activists, politicians and the establishment press for the past 40 years and which has fostered an erroneous perception of blacks, particularly in America.
So that’s how the uppity son of a bitch got elected!
Being one of the only black people at a teabagger rally must suck.
Yeah, um, sorry, but I don’t have much pity for them.
shortstop, goddamn you and your quick fingers.
which has fostered an erroneous perception of blacks
Soooo, black men *don’t* have huge cocks? Good to know before I put my negrophilia into action again. (What? I thought those dudes were outliers!)
“Each and every one of them would have been there had they not had pressing business to attend to.”
Musta been working. Don’t Real Muricans work?Or are they too busy taking their country back?
shortstop, goddamn you and your quick fingers.
That’s what she- oh never mind.
Don’t Real Muricans work?Or are they too busy taking their country back?
When liberals have rallies, it’s because they’re smelly jobless hippies with too much time on their hands. When teabaggers have rallies, it’s because they’re so patriotic that they’re willing to put their busy lives on hold when the Trike Force calls them to action.
You know, this lady is fairly attractive, aside from her mind-numbing stupidity. That is a fucking terrible photo.
Or are they too busy taking their country back?
Oh no…these people do NOT want those dusky folk talking about taking their country back, perish the thought!
I believe they were busy getting their cat scrubbed that day, more’s the pity.
they’re willing to put their busy lives on hold when the Trike Force calls them to action.
Did anyone else just get the image of obese Teabaggers riding trikes into DC with the Deathstar music playing in the background? Maybe slowed down?
Or am I just high?
After careful consideration, I have determined that three black people, one of whom is a MLK relative, is the ordinate and due number of Negroes for our rally. Anything more would be crass showboating.
Yeah, T&U. And I really have no idea why someone with such a long neck would consent to being photographed with an ostrich.
You think she’s fairly attractive? Just wait until she takes the mask off.
I sold a lot of “DONT TREAD ON ME” flags at a huge markup to fat white people.
Always. Trust. The. Shorter.™
Anita, show me the Crane pose
Well .00003 black people is probably a more ethnically diverse crowd than your average teabagger is used to so…
Yeah, T&U. And I really have no idea why someone with such a long neck would consent to being photographed with an ostrich.
Ostriches de-emphasize a long neck. Haven’t you ever watched What Not to Wear? Geez.
Why, some of my best friends are…wait, I’ll come in again.
You know, this lady is fairly attractive, aside from her mind-numbing stupidity. That is a fucking terrible photo.
Stupid liberals and their stupid soft bigotry of low expectations.
If we told you she was a tree-hugger, would you even think anything close to this? No, you’d figure she was ordinary.
As you can see, it’ been a bitter loosing battle on the Redstate Blog for me, with Princess Murkowski on the short end of the ballot box. Some (I will paste it) have suggested a brawlish get together, but bitter me hopes a Democrat will slip in so can say “I told you so” to all those bitter RS idiots and infadels.
Please be my guest at Redstate for my birthday party? It’s this Friday, so come prepared (full of sh8) and ready take a healthy dump in the middle of my virtal living room floor! Plenty of TP to go around, and this guy might even buy the drinks!
It ain’t my fight…but I Am enjoying it!
snowshooze Wednesday, September 1st at 12:18AM EDT (link)
Are you in the big city too?
I’d be honored to host a dinner and ALL the drinks to see you meet.
Must be my Kodiak sense of humor…Achance is stalking me but I baited him and we both love it??? Ha.
Other than that, I find you both intolerable, so if you are interested in my offer, I will consider myself generally unreliable and mediator in doing the video… and pick up the tab for the broken furnature.
I have a side, but I will not declare. It would spoil my fun.
I have a bunch of intolerable friends, so don’t read anything into that.
It’s all about the fight. Honor. Grounds. Ideals. Class.
So if you are on, drop a line. I will make money on admission, you couldn’t drink enough to hurt me.
Just you two don’t get us all 86?ed
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Scope, if Art is as right about the Dem winning in…
audax Wednesday, September 1st at 1:18AM EDT (link)
…Nov as he was about Murkowski winning the primary….well then you have nothing to worry about….LOL!
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Hey, I haven’t said Murkowski was going to win
Achance Wednesday, September 1st at 2:33AM EDT (link)
in weeks. I saw enough to realize that Miller was extraordinarily strong in the Mat Valley when I took my wife up there at the beginning of August. All I was saying since then was that it was very close and the Miller people shouldn’t be dong victory laps. A thousand votes ain’t exactly a mandate, you know?
In Vino Veritas
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redguitar Wednesday, September 1st at 3:46AM EDT (link)
I don’t think there are any political appointments for you any more, But I hear the circus has openings for a couple experienced backpeddlers.
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I don’t need any work, and if I did, I wouldn’t be looking
Achance Wednesday, September 1st at 3:52AM EDT (link)
for it from anybody you know. I sure as Hell don’t want a political appointment. I kinda enjoy going out to the mailbox on the 25th of the month and making sure the State of Alaska has done its duty by depositing my pay in my bank account.
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LOL redguitar
finaljeopardy Wednesday, September 1st at 11:43AM EDT (link)
Here’s a fancy word for Smartypants Chance: eggcorn. In linguistics, an eggcorn is an idiosyncratic substitution of a word or phrase for a word or words that sound similar or identical in the speaker’s dialect. The new phrase introduces a meaning that is different from the original, but plausible in the same context, such as “old-timers’ disease” for “Alzheimer’s disease”. This is as opposed to a malapropism, where the substitution creates a nonsensical phrase. Classical malapropisms generally derive their comic effect from the fault of the user, while eggcorns are errors that exhibit creativity or logic.
Your use of “backpeddler” would be an eggcorn, because Achance’s silly revisionism has reached athletic proportions. He is selling or peddling a load of crap in a magnificent spectacle of maudlin self-indulgence, which is all he has ever really done on this site since the rise of Sarah Palin on the national stage. Don’t expect the old cronies to go quietly into the night.
Free at last, free at last, thank Bog Almighty, they’re free at last … to be every bit as self-righteously moronic as honkies.
(At least not as satisfied as we were from 2000 to 2008, when all the REAL hardcore dishonoring of America was happening, that is. We’re so divorced from reality that we actually MISS the guy who called the Constitution “just a goddamned piece of paper” while he was paper-training Barney with it. Also, hurp durp, liberals!)
Yeah, I bet a bunch of dipshits who always vote exactly the same party ticket are making 90% of DC pols incontinent with terror … but the other 245% are totally mellow, though. (/FOXmath)
AChance said,
September 1, 2010 at 19:31
In case you missed it, “Art”, no one gives a civet’s crap.
Should I start? Okay…Anita Crane, what a loon!
This is worthy of the JanusNode:
You accomplished something really excellent in Vietnam! Don’t ever forget it!
Well, it doesn’t matter how many black people weren’t at the rally, because we’re supposed to judge people not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.
(No, really.)
It’s be nice to know who showed up to the rally that wasn’t part of Beck’s TV/radio audience, the media or to mock/anti-protest the event. Oh well.
Should I start? Okay…Anita Crane, what a loon!
And he complexion is quite pale, almost swan.
If we told you she was a tree-hugger, would you even think anything close to this? No, you’d figure she was ordinary.
Okay, maybe “fairly attractive” was a little generous. Let’s say “not unnattractive.”
Okay, maybe “fairly attractive” was a little generous. Let’s say “not unnattractive.”
I wouldn’t fuck her (Hi, Timmeh!) with your clit.
Was one of the three the same black guy who showed up with an automatic at one of Obama’s events?
I’m a little surprised they didn’t make a new Joe the Plumber out of that guy. Only a little, after all, he is an armed black man which is also the primary reason most of them are so obsessed with guns in the first place.
“Those naysayers who compare us to the Ku Klux Klan are despicable,” Miller said. “By making such a ludicrous comparison, they have revealed themselves to be morally bankrupt, so they no longer warrant a hearing from Americans of good will.
According to Google Translate (Wingnut=>English)…
TRANSLATION:
“We’re a LOT more bigoted than that pansy KKK!”
“Those naysayers who compare us to the Ku Klux Klan are despicable,”
Why, we wear stonewashed jean shorts and t-shirts with pictures of eagles on them, not some faggy robes!
I bet she took those ear rings off before she went out to interview any of the black people.
I bet she took those ear rings off before she went out to interview any of the black people.
Maybe, but not even the hungriest criminal would have any interest in those nickel-laden Walmart pieces of shit.
Who’s stealing my alter-nym?
Claire’s Boutique, I think. Or the cash register display at any New Orleans convenience store in February 2010.
Can you even imagine? How can you manage to get a hundred thousand people together for Crackerpalooza and only get a handful of black people.
It reminds me of Dave Chappell’s “blind black white supremacist”.
Yeah liberals so much for your facts and logic, you got nothbing. We are taking are country back in November, and this IS a war against Islam and Sharia law which Obama WILL impose if we let the socialism continue, and the end of freedom and the free market, and too much bias in the media
Oh yeah. Nothing says “Sharia law” like “religion is a poison.” Islamic socialism, from the same idiots who brought you liberal fascism.
Well, it doesn’t matter how many black people weren’t at the rally, because we’re supposed to judge people not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.
What do factual, observation-based demographic descriptions of a rally have to do with judging people? On the other hand, sure, lots of folks think the attendees are hypocritical dumbasses of monumental proportions, but not because they’re white.
It reminds me of Dave Chappell’s “blind black white supremacist”.
That’s hilarious. I was thinking the same thing–just too lazy to post it. I think that guy was there. He must have felt honored to be singled out for an interview.
How can you manage to get a hundred thousand people together for Crackerpalooza and only get a handful of black people.
Accidentally, I’m sure. They probably wandered by, looking for deposit bottles.
Not only was there a dusky-hued individual right there in the crowd, but there were many thousands more of them living within a few miles of where the rally was held
… in the areas where Glenn Beck’s “conservative friendly map of DC” told everyone not to go. In fairness, it is their fault for being so scary that conservatives are afraid to go near them.
Claire’s Boutique, I think.
But, but… That’s where I get all my excessively tacky Christmas earrings that light up. Oh, wait… Um, never mind.
lots of folks think the attendees are hypocritical dumbasses of monumental proportions, but not because they’re white.
Yeah, but the fact that they’re white doesn’t exactly mitigate a case of hypocritical dumbassness.
they no longer warrant a hearing from Americans of good will.
Hilarious, good luck with that.
Can I really be the first to point that she actually saw five darkies?
Claire’s Boutique, I think. Or the cash register display at any New Orleans convenience store in February 2010.
The latter, I think. I don’t think that anything fleur-de-lis has been used for apparel outside of touristy shit for New Orleans since at least 1997.
Yeah, but the fact that they’re white doesn’t exactly mitigate a case of hypocritical dumbassness.
See, we CAN judge their characters based only upon how shitty they are!
FYWP. Two comments is NOT posting too fast…
(I’m the one with the tacky light-up earrings, by the way.)
Can I really be the first to point that she actually saw five darkies?
No.
Well, it doesn’t matter how many black people weren’t at the rally, because we’re supposed to judge people not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.
Newsflash, dumbfuck.
You ARE being judged by the content of your character.
I’m sorry if people who aren’t insane don’t play along with your silly revolutionary patriot characters you invented to take the edge off of your insulting, arrogant and plainly stupid worldview.
After careful consideration, I have determined that three black people, one of whom is a MLK relative, is the ordinate and due number of Negroes for our rally.
We must limit to a reasonable amount the Jewish influence…Whenever the Jewish percentage of total population becomes too high, a reaction seems to invariably occur. It is too bad because a few Jews of the right type are, I believe, an asset to any country. A few Jews add strength and character to our country, but too many create chaos. And we are getting too many.
They probably wandered by, looking for deposit bottles.
So are you saying every black person at the rally was homeless? Racist. Judge them not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their recycling bags!
They probably wandered by, looking for deposit bottles.
So are you saying every black person at the rally was homeless?
Not at all! I’m saying that, like nearly every white person there, they’re being ripped off by the uberwealthy corporatocrasists, only instead of whining about minorities, they’re actually out trying to do something to improve their lot in life.
Also, my neck’s about 800 times longer than hers, so SHUT IT, HATERS!
“So are you saying every black person at the rally was homeless? Racist”
That is very racist of you to say such a thing. You’re the real racist.
We must limit to a reasonable amount the Jewish influence…Whenever the Jewish percentage of total population becomes too high, a reaction seems to invariably occur. It is too bad because a few Jews of the right type are, I believe, an asset to any country. A few Jews add strength and character to our country, but too many create chaos. And we are getting too many.
Funny how this narrative never changes. (Insert any group you hate and you have boilerplate fearmongering for dumbshits).
Not funny how effective it is.
Also, my neck’s about 800 times longer than hers, so SHUT IT, HATERS!
Mine is, too. Longnecks unite!
Oh, those nervous nellies! There’s no cause for alarm!
Not funny how effective it is.
At least Muslim Americans can take comfort in the notion that in the time of their great grandchildren, there’ll be a new group of people to hate and they, if they choose, will be able to comfortably hop onto the “hate-_____” bandwagon and win the praise of admiring Republicans for their steadfast devotion to the American ideal.
Mine is, too. Longnecks unite!
Four more and I can have a six pack.
At least Muslim Americans can take comfort in the notion that in the time of their great grandchildren, there’ll be a new group of people to hate
I’m sure any black American can confirm this.
Did you know that one hundred years ago when they went through Ellis island, Arabs were considered white and Jews (the dirty stinking Middle Eastern unchristian conspiratorial antiamerican bastards of their day) were considered colored?
Ethnicities are always rising and falling in America, it appears.
Did you know that one hundred years ago when they went through Ellis island, Arabs were considered white and Jews (the dirty stinking Middle Eastern unchristian conspiratorial antiamerican bastards of their day) were considered colored?
Jews were the Jews of immigration policy?
Actually, the black dude looks like Thomas Sowell.
Who’s stealing my alter-nym?
a “blind black white supremacist”.
I just made a Land Before Time Reference. WTF?
There was a dude at the bar last week who had an adorable puppy named “Sharptooth,” and if he didn’t have a girlfriend, that dog+it’s awesome name=lots of Millennial ass.
“I think it’s made about 90 percent of the politicians in this city very nervous,” Roever said. “Some of them are tremblin’ in their offices right now because this is a statement – not only to D.C., but to the whole country – that we’re going to excercise our Second Amendment Solutions and RELOAD! RELOAD!”
I hope he shoots himself in the face. Asshole.
NO THE 98 DEGREE WEATHER HAS NOT MADE ME CRANKY I AM ALWAYS LIKE THIS.
NO THE 98 DEGREE WEATHER HAS NOT MADE ME CRANKY I AM ALWAYS LIKE THIS.
Ew. It’s in the 70s here.
that dog+it’s awesome name=lots of Millennial ass.
*wonders if its too late to rename my cat “Ducky”*
I just made a Land Before Time Reference. WTF?
Thanks for the flashback to my early, early childhood. I think I actually wore out the library’s tape from watching it so often. (Ah, the lost age of VHS).
OMFG ITS.
Maybe I need a nap.
*wonders if its too late to rename my cat “Ducky”*
I don’t think it works if you’re not in the same age group, sorry. Unless you were talking about Pretty in Pink, which you maaaaaaaaaay be able to get away with.
From now on I’m going to end every sentence with “Yup yup yup.”
Thanks for the flashback to my early, early childhood. I think I actually wore out the library’s tape from watching it so often. (Ah, the lost age of VHS).
It wasn’t so early for me, but that movie will make me cry like a baby up until this day.
OMFG ITS.
It’s…
From now on I’m going to end every sentence with “Yup yup yup.”
Copycat! Yup yup yup
“Some of them are tremblin’ in their offices right now because this is a statement – not only to D.C., but to the whole country – that we’re going to excercise our Second Amendment Solutions and RELOAD! RELOAD!”
You’ll put your eye out kid.
Now, if the dog’s name was Penfold, his girlfriend might have had some problems with me, and I might have a black eye instead of a broken ankle.
You’ll put your eye out kid.
Is that possible with a marshmallow gun?
Now, if the dog’s name was Penfold
Dangermouse was always one of my favorites too.
Is that possible with a marshmallow gun?
Only if you forget to shave off the sharp corners.
“I think it’s made about 90 percent of the politicians in this city very nervous,” Roever said. “Some of them are tremblin’ in their offices right now because this is a statement – not only to D.C., but to the whole country – that we’re going to excercise our Second Amendment Solutions and RELOAD! RELOAD!”
Nothing says patriotism like a direct threat of murder.
You’ll put your eye out kid.
Is that possible with a marshmallow gun?
He’s got the diabeetus.
Dangermouse was always one of my favorites too.
You know, it’s funny to watch it now and actually get the cultural references. When I was a kid, I just thought it was awesome and silly. It really was a very clever show.
I watched the shit out of that and Disney’s Robin Hood.
You know, it’s funny to watch it now and actually get the cultural references. When I was a kid, I just thought it was awesome and silly. It really was a very clever show.
Now you know my Bullwinkle reaction. Funniest show on the TeeVee as a kid, but when I grew up and started getting the cultural references, it took on a whole new level of meaning.
Diabeetus?
Now you know my Bullwinkle reaction. Funniest show on the TeeVee as a kid, but when I grew up and started getting the cultural references, it took on a whole new level of meaning.
The reason adults appreciate The Simpsons and Family Guy so much more than kids.
When I was a little kid, there was no such thing as a VCR (at least not for home use) and only four channels on the tube. I never had the opportunity to wear out a movie and memorize every line like my daughters did with The Lion King.
A fine fine show.
Now you know my Bullwinkle reaction. Funniest show on the TeeVee as a kid, but when I grew up and started getting the cultural references, it took on a whole new level of meaning.
I watched Bullwinkle as an older child a lot (like, 13-14), but haven’t watched it as an adult. I’d be curious to see what it’s like for me today.
When I was a little kid, there was no such thing as a VCR (at least not for home use) and only four channels on the tube. I never had the opportunity to wear out a movie and memorize every line like my daughters did with The Lion King.
Yeah, my dad was an early adopter, so we had one of the first betamaxes, and a camera that went with it! (You had to hook it up to the VCR). We also had a CD player pretty early on, too.
We had a really shitty TV, though, and when we replaced it, we did that whole console TV as a piece of furniture with the smaller TV on top of it thing.
If being strung along for five minutes for a horrible pun is your thing then Professor Peabody’s your dog.
If being strung along for five minutes for a horrible pun is your thing then Professor Peabody’s your dog.
You make this sound like a bad thing.
What about the hundreds of thousands or even millions of minorities that would’ve gone to this rally if they weren’t scared of getting beat up by Obama’s SEIU Acorn thugs and becoming a Christian martyr like St. Gladney?
“IN COLOR” was NOT TRUE on the wrong television.
If having your intelligence insulted for 4 paragraphs for a conclusion that would make any schizophrenic proud (but a little suspicious) is your thing then Jonah is your columnist.
Spider pig, spider pig. Does whatever a spider pig does…
If being strung along for five minutes for a horrible pun is your thing then Professor Peabody’s your dog.If being strung along for five minutes for a horrible pun is your thing then Professor Peabody’s your dog.
Oh, yeah, I remember that.
I watched Bullwinkle as an older child a lot (like, 13-14), but haven’t watched it as an adult.
Many of the jokes and puns will still fly past you (Come on, you think you’d get the Kerwood Derby reference if you hadn’t seen Durward Kirby on Candid Camera?) but some of them, like “The Ruby Yacht” will still resonate.
It dates itself a little more with the references to 60s politics, but you should be able to suss most of that out.
If being strung along for eight years by a dumbass is your thing then George W. Bush was your man.
Being one of the only black people at a teabagger rally must suck.
Thats why I wish I was black and could show up with like 30 friends, dressed totally gangsta, and cheer the fuck out of every speaker from the front of the crowd with obscenity-laced rhymes. Just to emit waves of dissonance through the crowd.
Unfortunately, I’m not black, have horrible rhythm and style, and my head would soon explode from the speakers. 30 friends is also questionable…
If being strung along for eight years by a dumbass is your thing then George W. Bush was your man.
That’s a new one for me. Seems as if we’ll be mining that presidency for astonishing stupid for centuries to come.
I bought a couple of the Bullwinkle DVDs and found the show at least as funny as I’d remembered, and the animation far more horrible.
Thats why I wish I was black and could show up with like 30 friends, dressed totally gangsta, and cheer the fuck out of every speaker from the front of the crowd with obscenity-laced rhymes. Just to emit waves of dissonance through the crowd.
If you got money you could astroturf ’em.
I think you mean INSPIRING.
Holy smokes. Already past 100.
As for not knowing who Verhofstadt was, one can only admire the president’s shrewdly selective assessment of what information is worth knowing — and what is not.
Isn’t it cute that you’re so gullible you can fool yourself?
Many of the jokes and puns will still fly past you (Come on, you think you’d get the Kerwood Derby reference if you hadn’t seen Durward Kirby on Candid Camera?) but some of them, like “The Ruby Yacht” will still resonate.
Oh, yeah, I figured that. I remember it being very contemporaneous, whereas Danger Mouse seemed to reference Britsh pop culture tropes more than anything.
I bought a couple of the Bullwinkle DVDs and found the show at least as funny as I’d remembered, and the animation far more horrible.
Bullwinkle holds the distinction of being one of the first, if not the first, American cartoon program whose animation was outsourced.
They bought a studio in Mexico, see, for the cheap labor…
I think this would be hilarious. I see a bunch of fat, stupid White people not knowing quite how to react.
Holy smokes. Already past 100.
DKW’s mom put in her first hour at work already?
I found three black people there. Two were on stage and I interviewed a third one in the crowd.
All of whom wanted to know when Sharpton was speaking…
Islamic socialism
Well, it sounds like an oxymoron, but those sharia types don’t like lending at interest any more than the medieval Church did. Can you imagine the screams of fascist socialism if President Obama tried to outlaw interest on loans?
I’d be curious to see what it’s like for me today.
There was a show on in the early-to-mid 80’s called Wizards and Warriors. My youthful self loved it (Swords! Wizards! Chicks with big boobs in revealing, slinky dresses! It was like a twelve-year-old’s dream life in full living colour).
HOWEVER, I recently read about it at jumptheshark, and everybody posting was saying how clever and politically aware it was (!). Now I really want to watch it with adult eyes. Alas, it lasted less than one season and is not likely to appear on DVD.
I think you mean INSPIRING.
Pot would help. Or did you mean a different definition?
Holy smokes. Already past 100.
DKW’s mom put in her first hour at work already?
Busy beaver.
There was a show on in the early-to-mid 80?s called Wizards and Warriors. My youthful self loved it (Swords! Wizards! Chicks with big boobs in revealing, slinky dresses! It was like a twelve-year-old’s dream life in full living colour).
I vaguely remember that show, but I don’t think I ever seriously watched it. Sounds like something I would have liked, too.
Holy smokes. Already past 100.
DKW’s mom put in her first hour at work already?
*doing the math*
You know, I have to admire her talent.
There was a show on in the early-to-mid 80?s called Wizards and Warriors.
I’ll see if I can find it tonight.
I recently found out that Xena wasn’t as fun as I remembered, though maybe the later seasons would have been better.
“Holy smokes. Already past 100.”
On topic translation
“Hokey Smoke, Already past 100”
As for not knowing who Verhofstadt was, one can only admire the president’s shrewdly selective assessment of what information is worth knowing — and what is not.
Well, clearly this is not worth knowing for the preznit of the us of Amercia.
Swords! Wizards! Chicks with big boobs in revealing, slinky dresses!
Skip that kiddie stuff and go directly to Heavy Metal the movie. Fire one up, sit back and release your inner twelve-year-old.
I see a bunch of fat, stupid White people not knowing quite how to react.
I see shaky cell phone video of a fat white asshole getting his teeth bashed down his throat after trying to teach the uppity darkie some manners.
*fap
I see shaky cell phone video of a fat white asshole getting his teeth bashed down his throat after trying to teach the uppity darkie some manners.
*fap
Totally.
Fire one up, sit back and release your inner twelve-year-old.
Is that what they call them these days?
Skip that kiddie stuff and go directly to Heavy Metal the movie. Fire one up, sit back and release your inner twelve-year-old.
This is where dudenerds and I have to part ways, I’m afraid. I hate that movie.
Fire one up, sit back and release your inner twelve-year-old.
If I had access to weed and Heavy Metal by the time I was 12, my life would have been much different. Or exactly the same but much more fun.
May I suggest shopping her head on a crane fly?
Fire one up, sit back and release your inner twelve-year-old
What? And risk him going to Child Services????
I would just like to point out, and I believe I speak for liberals everywhere, that we do indeed have ‘nothbing.’ And it is very, very nice.
I would just like to point out, and I believe I speak for liberals everywhere, that we do indeed have ‘nothbing.’ And it is very, very nice.
I broke into Chris Noth’s home and stole his watch and jewelry, so I have NothBling.
I broke into Chris Noth’s home and stole his watch and jewelry, so I have NothBling.
I stole his replica Liberty Bell so now I have NothDing.
Feminist role model Sarah:
“Once, while Sarah was preparing for a city-council meeting, she said, ‘I’m gonna put on one of my push-up bras so I can get what I want tonight.’
That made me giggle.
The NothBing stuff. Dammit.
I broke into Chris Noth’s home and stole his watch and jewelry, so I have NothBling.
I stole his replica Liberty Bell so now I have NothDing.
I took a casting of Mr Big so I have NothDong
I broke into Chris Noth’s home and stole his watch and jewelry, so I have NothBling.
I stole his replica Liberty Bell so now I have NothDing.
I stole his smooth crooner’s style, so now I have NothSing
I stole his racist terminology for Chinese people, so I have NothChink.
I don’t know aboud nothbing but I have a code in my node.
I broke into Chris Noth’s home and stole his watch and jewelry, so I have NothBling.
I stole his replica Liberty Bell so now I have NothDing.
I stole his smooth crooner’s style, so now I have NothSing
I took his trebuchet (Hi, Smut!) so now I have NothSling.
I stole his racist terminology for Chinese people, so I have NothChink.
Oooh, NothZING!
I also took his “Dream of the Blue Turtles” album so I also have NothSting.
Not only that but I took his Chinese sticks so I have Noth-I-Ching.
I stole his girlfriend, too. That’s right, I had a NothFling.
Also, my neck’s about 800 times longer than hers, so SHUT IT, HATERS!
You don’t say?
I took all his saran wrap, so now I have NothCling.
I took his gold bullion, so I have NothIngots.
I took his panda bear, so I have NothLing
I took his shirts, so I have NothRing around the collar.
I took his bathroom vanity, so I have NothSink
I emptied out his fountain pen so I see NOTHINK!
I stole his Young Turks program host, so I have NothCenk
I stole his CD collection, so I have NothP!nk.
I stole his internet utilities, I have NothPing.
I stole his Buffalo Chicken recipe so I have NothWings.
I stole (heh heh) his fur collection, so I have NothMink.
This is ridiculous, but amusing me to no end…
I took his backup dancers too. I have NothShing-a-ling
This is ridiculous, but amusing me to no end…
THIS IS THE INSIDIOUSNESS OF DRUGS! WAKE UP, PEOPLE!
I took his Chuck Berry single, so I have NothDing-a-ling
I stole his best one-liners, so now I have NothZing!
I have NothShing-a-ling
Ha!
THIS IS THE INSIDIOUSNESS OF DRUGS! WAKE UP, PEOPLE!
It may be the drugs, but it may also be the fact that I’m a total dork.
I stole his dumb Mike Meyers joke, so I have NothSchwing.
I stole his best one-liners, so now I have NothZing!
Ahem
I got busted for stealing his stuff so they sent me to NothSingSing
I stole his east-meets-west fusion chef, so now I have NothMing.
I stole his cosmology, so now I have NothString
I stole his German racetrack so now I have NothNurburgring.
I stole his underground wanter supply, now I have NothSpring
I heard he’s related to royalty so he may become NothKing.
I stole his Icelandic parliament so now I have NothAlthing.
I stole his copy of the Lilly Tomlin operator routine so I have NothRingy-ding(y).
I stole his hotel key, so now I have NothVing.
I stole his powdered orange drink, now I have NothTang
Isn’t his name pronounced with a long “o” anyway?
I stole his Ricochet Rabbit DVD so I have NothPingPingPing
Isn’t his name pronounced with a long “o” anyway?
Shhh! They’re on a roll.
I stole his sluttily-dressed, slightly crazy Chinese actress, so I have NothBaiLing.
I stole his Sha na na song so now I have NothOoh-ee-ooh-ah-ah, ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-bang
Isn’t his name pronounced with a long “o” anyway?
Noth? Too? Alaska.
I watched as much of the Becktacle as I could stand. About twenty minutes worth in two ten minute segments. I saw a large crowd, crammed together in the hot sun, listening to Glenn Beck. The crowd shots showed a lot of faces with a “WTF is he talking about” look on them. There was often a smattering of tentative applause when Beck would say one of the Words that tea partiers are programmed to like Pavlov’s dogs, but even then there seemed to be confusion. It looked to me that even the people that have bought into Beck’s schtick enough to be there realized that he was not making any sense. Of course, now they will sift through all the claptrap until they can find two or three soundbites that will sound good to the wingnuts, play those over and over, and proclaim the whole thing as brilliant and a great success. Eventually, even the people who had to suffer through the live event will convince themselves that this was actually the case.
I stole his Sha na na song
You’re lucky I’m listening to music right now, or I’d punch you through the internets for getting that song in my head.
I stole his doorbell, so I have NothBring
Noth? Too? Alaska.
Maybe I’ve had too much PercOOset, but are you implying that I have some sort of hideous “Alaskan” accent?
His is from Wisconsin, you know.
You’re lucky I’m listening to music right now, or I’d punch you through the internets for getting that song in my head.
Victory! I feel like today, I made a difference!
Noth? Too? Alaska.
Maybe I’ve had too much PercOOset, but are you implying that I have some sort of hideous “Alaskan” accent?
You missed the double play on words. Let me diagram…
Noth? Too? Alaska.
1) Refers to an old movie, North To Alaska
2) “Alaska” itself is a pun.
It looked to me that even the people that have bought into Beck’s schtick enough to be there realized that he was not making any sense.
Good lord, how incoherent was he? Like, Sarah Palin-level?
Also, I stole his Victoria’s Secret sorority girl panties, so now I have NothPink.
Victory! I feel like today, I made a difference!
I’d say usually you’re not from NothIng
Isn’t his name pronounced with a long “o” anyway?
I stole the apperatus that illuminate the jars that hold his ancestors ashes. Now I have Noth urn lights.
“Alaska” itself is a pun.
wp! gc! m?
(We need the shortened form of “Well played! Golf clap! Martini?” if we don’t already have it.)
1) Refers to an old movie, North To Alaska
2) “Alaska” itself is a pun.
Ah ha.
I never would have gotten the first one because, well, I am unAmerican and I fucking hate John Wayne.
I stole his insurance so now I have NothING.
Dear God, I’ve created a monster.
A Nothic monster.
I stole his modestly priced vineyard in California, so now I have NothInglenook
Don’t fucking change the pronunciation on me now, goddammit.
I stole his religion, so now he’s an agNothstic.
I stole his religion, so now he’s an agNothstic.
Hit me with your agNothstick.
Dear God, I’ve created a monster.
There really was Noth to it.
Oh god, Chowder got MINE too!
I stole his Viagra, which means I have his NothPole now.
Oh god, Chowder got MINE too!
No no, it’s right there, plain as the Noth on your face.
Little known fct: he and I auditioned for the same role in the movie Silverado, but I stole it from him, so I got his NothWestern.
Also, while there, he used to eat a lot of Crackerjacks, and I stole the prize out of one box.
Yes, that’s right: I got his NothDecoder.
I used all those variations on the theme because, frankly, I got Nothing.
Damn!. So the whole Beck crowd was not all white-just a very (very, very) light shade of beige. Now I feel better.
You. Win. The. Internets.
I took his Chuck Berry single, so I have NothDing-a-ling
You. Win. The. Internets.
OK!
Now, my first decree as Emperor of the Internet is that you shall turn all your credit card numbers over to me
You know, for safe keeping.
You know, for safe keeping.
I don’t trust you. You’d probably use ’em in one of those Manhattan
mosquesskin joints.OK. I’m confused. Someone explain to me why Lisa Kudrow’s mom would care how many Negroes showed up at a Glenn Beck rally.
Nymstradamus – I don’t know either, just wrote the whole thing off as another episode of “things didn’t happen the way imaginary liberals would have said they would, therefore real liberals = evil.”
I saw a large crowd, crammed together in the hot sun, glistening with hot gravy.
2) “Alaska” itself is a pun.
That’s one thing I never understood about the lyrics of “Caroline Says”. Why do all her friends call her a Lascar?
I mean, if taking excessive amounts of amphetamines turned one into a South-Asian sailor in the British Merchant Marine, then by now I would be hanging around low waterfront dives in the Dockland, or stuck in a Conrad novel.
I know! And why can’t she get up off the floe?
What? Too much? (Slinks away.)
Fun fact: “Alaska” is not French for “with ska on the side”.
OT, but which kind of conservative would you vote for in 2010 if given only two choices: a Rand Paul/Sharon Angle type or a Prussian militarist?
“The real grievance of the worker is the insecurity of his existence; he is not sure that he will always have work, he is not sure that he will always be healthy, and he foresees that he will one day be old and unfit to work. If he falls into poverty, even if only through a prolonged illness, he is then completely helpless, left to his own devices, and society does not currently recognize any real obligation towards him beyond the usual help for the poor, even if he has been working all the time ever so faithfully and diligently”.- Otto von Bismarck, 1884
Fun fact: “Alaska” is not French for “with ska on the side”.
Of course not. It’s Muslimish for “From Laska.” Meaning, of course, Lascar.
I run rings around you with my awesome logic, Dr. Bimmler.
This is, of course, the same Bismarck who passed, under his Chancellorship, a series of laws actually named Anti-Socialist Laws
Well, the Communists and the Nazis hated each other, and the latter party had “Socialist” in their formal name. Therefore a socialist Bismarck passing laws against socialist parties makes perfect sense according to Beckian/Pantload logic.
By that standard, North Korea really is the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea.
Ah, is it 2000 on the Wrong Coast, & they’ve all passed out already/again?
…they’ve all passed out already/again?
Yep, and Smut’s clearly in an amphetamine haze.
I mean, if taking excessive amounts of amphetamines turned one into a South-Asian sailor in the British Merchant Marine, then by now I would be hanging around low waterfront dives in the Dockland, or stuck in a Conrad novel.
So are you saying you aren’t a South-Asian sailor in the British Merchant Marine? I will have to edit my mental image of you.
Bismark was one of the earliest pioneers of the welfare state. Funny how Germany at the end of the nineteenth century had the most powerful military and the most developed welfare state in Europe at the same time.
It’s nighttime. This thread needs moar vampire.
OK ive had it – emigrating to Sweden
What fucking assholes we have turned into:
http://www.boingboing.net/2010/09/01/united-airlines-and.html
Bismarck is probably my favorite conservative, or maybe tied with Charles de Gaulle.
I love them both too, but think Winston Churchill should be up there as well.
What fucking assholes we have turned into:
Trig feels the whole country is making him smarter.
I’m hanging around, listening to The Hazards of Love for the first time in a long time and admiring my epic ass bruises.
Maybe that last bit was unnecessary to share, but seriously. They’re fucking awesome.
admiring my epic ass bruises.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
What fucking assholes we have turned into:
Ugh. We’ve always been assholes, but I’d like to think we haven’t been this crazy scary authoritarian. That much, anyway.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
I just sent one to my mom. Trust me, it’s not sexy at all.
Any fallout from the Discovery Channel hostage situation yet?
Any fallout from the Discovery Channel hostage situation yet?
I’m sorry, I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Yep, and Smut’s clearly in an amphetamine haze.
Now that I’ve turned into a South-Asian sailor in the British Merchant Marine, I’m sticking to opium and Burton’s finest IPA.
I’m sorry, I don’t know what you’re talking about.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100902/ap_en_ot/us_discovery_channel_gunman
His rant did include anti-immigration, anti-“anchor baby” stuff, but I’m sure the wingnuts will work around that.
His rant did include anti-immigration, anti-”anchor baby” stuff, but I’m sure the wingnuts will work around that.
Most of the rant was plain anti-humanoid (W/ which I am totally down.) but statements from the Sierra Club & so on concerning the effects of immigration on the environment have already been incorporated into reactionary discourse.
The crowd was extremely diverse, and people of all hues, from fishbelly to olive, were represented.
The crowd was extremely diverse, and people of all hues, from fishbelly to olive, were represented.
Ran the gamut from A to B.
Wowser.
It’s nighttime. This thread needs moar vampire.
How about a melancholy depiction of a glum vampire dejectedly eyeing a “juice box” full of V-8?
Now that I’ve turned into a South-Asian sailor in the British Merchant Marine, I’m sticking to opium and Burton’s finest IPA.
Do you also have a hankering to “assist” a doom-haunted mechant seaman?
Bismarck is probably my favorite conservative, or maybe tied with Charles de Gaulle.
I love them both too, but think Winston Churchill should be up there as well.
War Admiral.
What?
The black people that show up at these things remind me of the four millionth double standard on the right: if a Jew shows up at a Middle East peace rally, they’re accused of self-loathing and get beat up by right-minded Zionists.
If a person of umbrous hue shows up at one of these “white parties” (quotes to indicate I don’t mean the rainbow-hued fuckfestivals held by homosexual queers) they are hailed for their open-mindedness.
Yet any of the bigoted assholes at these things would side immediately with the Zionists in the former case, because they’re Evangelical loonies, love the imperial project in the oil regions, &c. They tolerate the coloreds at their rallies only because it gives them cover.
Those black folks at Tea Party events, I mean to say, are self-loathing Jews. Or no, that’s not what I meant. I lost the thread.
Waiter!
If the old dear takes much more laudanum
he’ll land himself one day in Bedlam!
“quotes to indicate I don’t mean the rainbow-hued fuckfestivals held by homosexual queers)”
One might be intrigued by your intimate knowledge of these things. Is there something you’d like to share?
a doom-haunted mechant seaman
Rest assured that I have never served about the heavily armed steam yacht Alert of Dunedin, N.Z. (well known there as an island trader, and bearing an evil reputation along the waterfront), as part of a curious group of Kanakas whose frequent meetings and night trips to the woods attracted no little curiosity.
Ran the gamut from A to B.
Shirley you mean “ran the gamut from ut to re”.
Rest assured that I have never served about the heavily armed steam yacht Alert of Dunedin, N.Z. (well known there as an island trader, and bearing an evil reputation along the waterfront), as part of a curious group of Kanakas whose frequent meetings and night trips to the woods attracted no little curiosity.
The ideas that are not yours intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Those black folks at Tea Party events, I mean to say, are self-loathing Jews.
Or they’re Prosperity Gospel creeps looking to line their pockets.
Rest assured that I have never served about the heavily armed steam yacht Alert of Dunedin, N.Z. (well known there as an island trader, and bearing an evil reputation along the waterfront), as part of a curious group of Kanakas whose frequent meetings and night trips to the woods attracted no little curiosity.
Oh, yeah, going on a walkabout, looking for orchids… right.
Thats why I wish I was black and could show up with like 30 friends, dressed totally gangsta, and cheer the fuck out of every speaker from the front of the crowd with obscenity-laced rhymes. Just to emit waves of dissonance through the crowd.
Unfortunately, I’m not black, have horrible rhythm and style, and my head would soon explode from the speakers. 30 friends is also questionable…
Now this was a very weird experience. I had a strong strong “I had a dream like this” deja vu while…reading mysticdog’s comment.
Why are these stupid premonition dreams never useful?? It’s always “I was sitting here with your brother but I didn’t know who he was at the time I dreamed it!” Never “Ha I had a dream I played 6 38 9 14 37 28 and now I won the lotto!”
Pegleg T&U wrote:
“Ugh. We’ve always been assholes, but I’d like to think we haven’t been this crazy scary authoritarian. That much, anyway.”
T&U, I think it goes way back. Deep in our DNA. Well, in certain corners of the country. Some parts of the country have never seemed to fap to gross inequalities in wealth and power (New England) and others have all sorts of apologists. Think… slave states.
Kinda hard to run a slave society for a few centuries, then spend a century doing the Jim Crow thing, then have a backlash about the dismantling of Jim Crow, without a bunch of RWA’s running around.
Do you know why they had a Citadel in South Carolina? For the white folks to run and hide in if/when the skeery slave revolt came. Same reason for the militarism, based on what little I know. White folks in SC were way outnumbered, 2:1 on average, much higher in some parts. But that’s okay, they’re all completely normal there now.
They were skeered to death of that possible revolt. But they keeeeept on importing more. Fed gov and other states begging them to knock that shit off. Once a fed ban on importation came, best I can tell, it was just like our ban on importing pot from Mexico. Boats landing dinghys in the middle of the night into the swamps/coasts of the Southeast, new slaves snuck in under cover of darkness, etc. A federal death penalty on the books for anybody caught doing such, but decades went by without it ever being applied.
Oh, and the constant wars. A bunch of bigoted RWA’s with brains like dogs are good for keeping that rolling, too.
I do not like them, Sam I Am.
But that’s okay, they’re all completely normal there now.
I drove through twice- they’re still fighting the war.
What a weird place- all kinds of dingy “Joker Poker” parlors amidst the roadside kudzu.
It’s nighttime. This thread needs moar vampire.
Is that new? I LOVE it!
I feel that my joke about how there would have been One Million Morans on the Mall if only the word “mall” hadn’t confused some 800 – 900 thousand of them, who instead showed up at a shopping center in Tyson’s Corner, has been under-appreciated.
DC is one of the blackest cities in the US, and they managed to attract–what?–a few dozen black folks? (none of them residents on the city, I will wager)
Hell, they could have staged their Whitestock rally a few hundred miles south in Atlanta, and shit on MLK’s grave in person!
Bilo said,
September 2, 2010 at 5:48
All true, but I think most of it’s human nature rather than American or Southern. The notion of defining ourselves by our tribes and making everyone else pay for not being part of the tribe is something that crops up everywhere in every time period (most of the time far worse than what happens in the U.S. today). RWAs are a sad fact of life.
However, one thing that makes the U.S. different is that we’ve never had to pay the price for our RWAs. In Europe, nationalism was taken to its logical end in World Wars One and Two, and the entire continent was left destroyed beyond what anyone could have imagined. That went a long way towards making people sober up and realize that maybe all that money and energy was better spent making lives better for their citizens.
America hasn’t fought a war on its own soil in a hundred and fifty years, and most of us will never get near one, which is why you get this infantile outlook where people worship their video-game idea of “the warrior values.” Give America a couple of Verduns and Sommes, and a lot more of them’ll be having second thoughts.
This thread needs moar vampire.
Moas. They had serious neck, y’know.
Dammit, the intended strikethrough on “r vampire” displayed properly in preview! Is FYWP the standard response to such atrocities?
Chris said,
September 2, 2010 at 6:44
Bilo said,
September 2, 2010 at 5:48
,,blablabla…
Hey Chris- Colorado, right? James Watt is a familiar name?
I think we’ve shared a neuron firing .
Still inviting a sh8fest in the Redstate’s living room this Friday, but no one can spare a load.
I am gearing up to do some more work for change in he courts, I will include Ottawa, CA, as it may cause more mayhem amoung people that are more deserving of it than I was.
It has to do with the with the Bolt decision, and as you happen to mention tribes, well, the new tribes [politicals] are both corrupt as you well know.
Not sure if you are interested or can legally give legal advice, but I’m sure advocacy is not legal advice. It has been a lng tome comming and the Bolt Decision was suspended upon Alaska’s agreement to execute the Pacific Salmon Treaty “in good faith.” Well they have their own ideas about defining that. Need help in contacting Pacific Northwest tribes asking for amicus.
Canadian law people say look for a political solution, which I have in mind some suggestions. ORegon’s Governor Ted Kulongowski has asked or and received (I believe) 170 million in aide as Salmon fisheries were shut down two years in a row for the Pacific Northwest; Alaska takes all they want of the Chinook same stocks. Canadian official in the Consulate said “We don’t trust Alaska.”
For now I guess I will begin again using an account Alaskaisgoingdown@gmail.com if you want to become involved, contact there. It was an account my friend created After I had typed up a federal complaint on is computer, filed in Eugene, Oregon. It evolved into asking Ninth Circuit for Grand Jury investigation of a company caled VECO, and the Ted Stevens and sons. Inc, Murkowski, Alaska, etc. I never used the account at the time as it was inflammatory in 2004/2005. Now AK going down is relevant, and a dozen or so indictments, pleas, convictions are realized, so whatever the heck, it’s a funny e-address now..
Google “Corrupt bastard’s club +wikipedia,” you will find my name on the first and next 20 or so posts.
Looking for legal help with this, and plan on Oregon, Ottawa and Alaska venues. Learned a lot about Jurisdiction, and know how to do that now, but bla bla bla. Contact me at that Gmail address if you want some soulful project, or have attorneys who hate attorneys that want to participate, bring them on board?
Einstein had some of the most insightful stuff…Couldn’t find the one I was looking for,but thern there was this one:
In our time the military mentality is still more dangerous than formerly because the offensive weapons have become much more powerful than the defensive ones. Therefore, it leads, by necessity, to preventive war. The general insecurity that goes hand in hand with this results in the sacrifice of the citizen’s civil rights to the supposed welfare of the state. Political witch-hunting, controls of all sorts (e.g., control of teaching and research, of the press, and so forth) appear inevitable, and for this reason do not encounter that popular resistance, which, were it not for the military mentality, would provide protection. A reappraisal of all values gradually takes place insofar as everything that does not clearly serve the utopian ends is regarded and treated as inferior.” ~ Einstein “The Military Mentality”
Wasn’t Iraq a ‘preventavive’ war? Hmmm
Bilo said,
September 2, 2010 at 5:48
Pegleg T&U wrote:
“Ugh. We’ve always been assholes, but I’d like to think we haven’t been this crazy scary authoritarian. That much, anyway.”
The best place to read about the actual life and times of the period you are describing is in the government documents.Congressional Globe, mostly 42nd legislature house of representatives, I believe, Thomas.loc, google and you will find it, Maybe 39th , too.
Some of the congressional testimony is [orshould be] a genuine embarassment to the United States, it is all there, tales of lynchings, riots, corrupt courts of the south, futility of a republican [much different, abolitionist back then] tryin to live in the South because of harassment by KKK, corrupt judges, jury stacking, political harrasment, violence.
Look that shit up, it’s all on line at Thomas.loc or something like that, the actual congressional hearings are something that is relevant in these times espescially when corruption is rampant as it was then , too. Nothing new under the sun.
Congressional globe, 39th and 42nd house hearings, and prolly everything in between. Mostly drafting the original 42 USC 1983 civil rights law hearings, civil war era anti KKK stuff. Still looking to find a couple hearings, debates, letters I should have bookmarked, lots of stuff , it is all relevant, of course people in some cases haven;t changed at all.
A good place for edification.
o/t, but does the Discovery Channel shooter’s rant not sound like one of our trolls:
“Perhaps also forums of leading scientists who understand and agree with the Malthus-Darwin science and the problem of human overpopulation. Do both. Do all until something WORKS and the natural world starts improving and human civilization building STOPS and is reversed! MAKE IT INTERESTING SO PEOPLE WATCH AND APPLY SOLUTIONS!!!!”
with betterer grammar,
obviously
Athankee, tsam!!
OT, but what the hell a lot of condos and co-ops in NYC have names like “10 East 10th Street Owners Cop.”. I’m writing a proposal and just wrote “10 East 10th Street Pwners Corp.”
Further OT, but high-larious:
Butts arrested for murder of Boob.
Omg…KERMIT? nevermind the boobs and butts
He’s never been the same since being rejected by a pig.
I had a chocolate croissant for breffus. Jealous?!
“September 2, 2010 at 14:39
He’s never been the same since being rejected by a pig.”
Furthermore, I always thought his last name was Thefrog.
I’m writing a proposal and just wrote “10 East 10th Street Pwners Corp.”
Self-pwned! Just like the condo!
Or they’re Prosperity Gospel creeps looking to line their pockets.
The Right Rev. Ike would be so proud.
Give America a couple of Verduns and Sommes, and a lot more of them’ll be having second thoughts.
I’d like Americans to reach that state of awareness without quite so many of them never having any thoughts again.
I’d like Americans to reach that state of awareness without quite so many of them never having any thoughts again.
Addition by subtraction, sez me. The numbheads will be the first to go.
I had a chocolate croissant for breffus. Jealous?!
Yes. Hmph. Although I like almond croissants better.
Most embarrassing masturbation story EVAR.
BTW, you people had better be ON today. I recently discovered that opiates, even in large doses, don’t really do shit for me.
Addition by subtraction, sez me. The numbheads will be the first to go.
I doubt it. After all, look how many of them signed up to fight in the middle east. No, the warmongers will be happy once again to start another war they have no intention of fighting.
I recently discovered that opiates, even in large doses, don’t really do shit for me.
So you’re asking us to be more numbing than dope????
Most embarrassing masturbation story EVAR.
Ken’s head stuck in a man’s urethra would be more embarrassing.
Most embarrassing masturbation story EVAR.
Clearly you’ve never read Portnoy’s Complaint
Ever try to clean baked semen off a light fixture?
“Most embarrassing masturbation story EVAR.”
Great dad! Right tool for the right job.
So you’re asking us to be more numbing than dope????
No, I’m asking you to be HILARIOUS so I am distracted.
Ken’s head stuck in a man’s urethra would be more embarrassing.
You’re kidding, right?
“I got a little head last night.”
Ever try to clean baked semen off a light fixture?
Uh, can’t say that I have.
Ever try to clean baked semen off a light fixture?
Uh, can’t say that I have.
Neither had Portnoy’s mom until he shot his wad up there.
Give America a couple of Verduns and Sommes, and a lot more of them’ll be having second thoughts.
I’d like Americans to reach that state of awareness without quite so many of them never having any thoughts again.
I’d have liked for Europeans to reach that state of awareness too, but that’s not how it was to be.
And I agree with you – the numbheads would not be the first to go, because as you pointed out, none of them have the guts to sign up for anything like that.
opiates, even in large doses, don’t really do shit for me.
They really don’t for anybody. You’ve heard about the constipation side-effect?
moa testingyay
So is Portnoy’s Compliant just a series of weird masturbation stories, or is it just that people only remember the part where he fucked a liver and not the dialogues on the nature of love.
My understanding of the story was that Portnoy was not compliant, thereby causing his mother no end of heartbreak.
There was dialogue in the book?
This creature’s eyes don’t match. That can’t be good.