But it has a lovely layout!

It’s a family photo!

That’s an insult to Fred Flintstone, Tintin, to be compared to Tim Graham, Neanderthal!

“Yes, this multi-layered pun is a sly homage”

Or is that “sty” homage?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I slay me.

“After revisiting history, including some questionable comparisons of the AIDS epidemic with the Holocaust…”

Because everyone knows that the real Holocaust is a pool and a gym two blocks from the sacred 911 burial mound.

TruculentandUnreliable said,

August 23, 2010 at 20:43

I slay me.

Luckily, the rest of us survived.

Oh and from the comments — The Germans are all gay!

Luckily, the rest of us survived.

Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn.

Luckily, the rest of us survived.

Dammit.

I’ll have to try harder next time.

Oh and from the comments — The Germans are all gay!

My God — you got out of the boat? Here — have a cool cloth for your forehead and some brain bleach.

It really disturbs Tim that people keep talking about gay businesses without once referencing that their ways are probably not like straight business, and that they probably hire more gay people and have lots of gay sex on the copy machines and have board meetings where they get oiled up and wear leather and rub all over each other for hours and hours and probably make people in equivalent positions to what Tim works wear ball gags and dog collars and they would make him do a lot of subservient things that he doesn’t want to do but he’d have no choice because he would be working in a big old faggy business and he really would hate that.

Reporter Beth Greenfield talked to no one in this story except the gay entrepreneurs behind the forthcoming “Out NYC Urban Resort.” The text box was “Looking for ‘a concentrated feeling of community.'” There’s nothing in the story, for example, about the developers’ active support for Washington-based gay-left advocacy groups, as well as donations to liberal city pols and congressmen and the William J. Clinton Foundation.

OMG THE GAY ENTREPRENEURS OF A GAY_FRIENDLY ESTABLISHMENT SUPPORT GAY PEOPLE!!!

It really disturbs Tim that people keep talking about gay businesses without once referencing that their ways are probably not like straight business, and that they probably hire more gay people and have lots of gay sex on the copy machines and have board meetings where they get oiled up and wear leather and rub all over each other for hours and hours and probably make people in equivalent positions to what Tim works wear ball gags and dog collars and they would make him do a lot of subservient things that he doesn’t want to do but he’d have no choice because he would be working in a big old faggy business and he really would hate that.

Where do I send my resume?

Another one:
“In some places I can’t call you names, but you can offend me. Under federal law, if I call you queer and hit you, I’m in big trouble. Call me a bigot and hit me, that’s OK.”

Yes yes yes, the problems that you are having in your life are a complete mystery. Who can unravel this enigma?

Mysticdog said,
August 23, 2010 at 20:52

Uhm.

BRB.

“and probably make people in equivalent positions to what Tim works wear ball gags and dog collars ”

I think that would have improved morale where I worked. It’s always nice to have the true nature of the management – labor relationship spelled out for you.

In front of the cameras, T&U!!! Geesh, why do we even set up those things?

THE GAY ENTREPRENEURS OF A GAY_FRIENDLY ESTABLISHMENT SUPPORT GAY PEOPLE!!!

The obviously pandering to get gay money.

It’s always nice to have the true nature of the management – labor relationship spelled out for you.

I ROFL’d

Under federal law, if I call you queer and hit you, I’m in big trouble. Call me a bigot and hit me, that’s OK.”

Somebody’s britches are in a bunch because he got his teeth punched in by a femme-y homo he called a fag!

Call me a bigot and hit me, that’s OK.”

Hitting is OK?

Oh, kewl! So all I have to do is to qualify my assault by calling, say, Glenn Beck a “bigot” and no jury in the land will convict me?

Damn. I better start training! I got a lot of wingnut to clock the shit out of.

In front of the cameras, T&U!!! Geesh, why do we even set up those things?

What? I *like* doing it in the coat closet!

What? I *like* doing it in the coat closet!

Just, uhhhhhhhhhh, leave the light on this time.

Now, of course, gays are everywhere in the paper’s coverage and in the newsroom.

I turned on the light and one scurried under the fridge!

What? I *like* doing it in the coat closet!

It reminds Actor of straight-jackets.

The Germans are all gay!

Phppbt. Wingnuts can’t get anything right. Everyone knows the Germans are all into scat.

Maybe the NYT needs some self-hating gays to represent that vital Uncle Tom’s Log Cabin segment of the the gay community. Does Whatshisbutt from Gay Patriot still need a job?

It reminds Actor of straight-jackets.

I’ve evolved to roofies and handcuffs.

“Gay mafia”??? Somebody clearly wants to be made an offer they can’t refuse.

Tim works wear ball gags and dog collars and they would make him do a lot of subservient things that he doesn’t want to do but he’d have no choice because he would be working in a big old faggy business and he really would hate that.

Where do I send my resume?

Republican National Committee
310 First Street, SE
Washington, DC 20003

Just, uhhhhhhhhhh, leave the light on this time.

Is nowhere sacred these days???

Is nowhere sacred these days???

I still haven’t overcome my objections to putting an upskirt cam in the pews.

OK, I mean, I put one there, but I haven’t turned it on yet.

Republican National Committee
310 First Street, SE
Washington, DC 20003
Make sure to mention your extensive experience with wetsuits.

77–tee hee

“What? I *like* doing it in the coat closet!”

There is a door at the back that leads to a secret gay world of fawns and beavers and a really pissed off drag queen.

(all movies are improved by inventing a gay subtext)

(all movies are improved by inventing a gay subtext)

Not Lawrence of Arabia. That’s the manliest movie ever made. It’s so manly that it has no women in it.

(all movies are improved by inventing a gay subtext)

Lemme see…

A huge galactic empire develops a Death Star capable of destroying entire planets with one blow, but are stopped by a band of three men with an intimate relationship to each other, two robots, a furry and a fag hag.

Y’knojw, he has a point.

Not Lawrence of Arabia. That’s the manliest movie ever made. It’s so manly that it has no women in it.

Too, Ice Station Zebra. Also.

There is a door at the back that leads to a secret gay world of fawns and beavers and a really pissed off drag queen.

So you’re saying that my apartment is like a Mobuis strip? Cool.

Not Lawrence of Arabia. That’s the manliest movie ever made. It’s so manly that it has no women in it.
Forgive my ignorance, for I have not seen the movie, but I have read T.E Lawrence’s Seven Pillars of Wisdom. Do they include the part where Lawrence is captured and raped in the movie?

That’s the manliest movie ever made. It’s so manly that it has no women in it.

My Dinner with Andre. It’s a pity they had to cut the fight scenes.

(all movies are improved by inventing a gay subtext)

A nobody punk gets swooped up off the streets of Philadelphia and deposited into a ring where he must, half-dressed and glistening with sweat, take on the best man in the world for fifteen rounds. They come to a tie.

His beard girlfriend bears a striking resemblance to a retarded librarian.

Do they include the part where Lawrence is captured and raped in the movie?

Not as such, no.

Do they include the part where Lawrence is captured and raped in the movie?

Jose Ferrer: You’re very pretty, English. Such white skin…

Graham’s peg (nudge, nudge) for this post was a gay-themed business, one that has nothing to do with journalism, and from there he was on to describing the gayapalooza that can be found in the New York Times offices and practices.

Just wanted to point out that he could have started with any random appearance of the letters G, A, and Y in the pages of the NYT to start off his piece. That’s the strength of the comparison he’s making.

To which Noel Coward famously quipped to Peter O’Toole (there’s a name!), “If you had been any prettier, the film would have been called Florence of Arabia”.[

MAD gave us Florence of Arabia.

From the comments at NewsFusters:

“. Some critics argue that gay people are much more likely to show up on the culture and arts pages than the news pages . . . – Thank goodness for Barney Frank’s running a homosexual whorehouse out of his apartment to put gays on the “news” page of the NYT.

And, then there’s Barney Fag’s yearly quest to introduce legislation so that use of marijiuana would no longer be a criminal offense.

Or, a 25% reduction in the DOD budget by Barney Flouncy so that the radical social agenda of dimocrats won’t be curtailed due to cost.

Or, Barney “the Sensitive” Frank’s fighting Bush on the transfer of Fannie and Freddie Mac out of the control of Congress in 2003 claiming that they were in fine shape while dating an executive of Fannie Mae and accepting tens of thousands of dollars in campaign contributions from both GSEs.

Or, Barney “Mr. LGBT” Frank’s “fight” to ensure that protestors can show up at out servicemen’s funerals. It’s equal rights for everyone with Frank.

But, other than the above, its gay this and gay that strickly on the cultural and arts pages of the NYTs . . .”

“We ARE NOT homophobes!”

(“Wanna come over and watch “300” with me? We can wrestle!”)

(“Wanna come over and watch “300? with me? We can wrestle!”)

That is NOT gay!

Jose Ferrer: You’re very pretty, English. Such white skin…

The director’s cut has a bit more of the scene. It’s fairly graphic without actually showing a rape per se.

In the theatrical version, Lawrence is stripped and ogled, prodded and beaten but then thrown into the street with the rape having been implied, which is pretty much the way Seven Pillars describes the incident.

Spartacus was a totally not gay movie. Everyone knows that bathing your owner was every slave’s duty and had nothing to do with icky gay sex and that any slave rebellion needed a “sing-ger of song-ges” to ah… lift morale.

From Mr. Chinlets’ bio:

“I am the MRC’s director of media analysis, and I have worked with the two Brents (Baker and Bozell) since February 1989…”

I read that as “the two Heathers.”

that any slave rebellion needed a “sing-ger of song-ges” to ah… lift morale

o/~ Clangvs, clangvs, clangvs, went the chariotttttttttttttt o/~

Well once you get past Tim Graham’s incredible mountain of stupidity and small-minded bigotry – you can actually get to some interesting stuff. The Triplett blog post that put the bee under Graham’s bonnet is a blogwhoring of this essay which is a much better look into teh rampant phaggortzishness of teh Times. Also, teh “questionable comparisons of the AIDS epidemic with the Holocaust” – and wow, talk about completely fucking misleading – is about Larry Gross’ recounting of a Michaelangelo Signorile quote. Anyways, the ur-quote is a really good one:

Rosenthal, who attacks anti-Semitism in the media, never realized that the way he was treating the AIDS epidemic wasn’t much different from the way that news organizations treated the Holocaust early on.

IOW, Triplett quoted himself quoting someone who was quoting someone else on what they thought about how the AIDS epidemic was being reported is EXACTLY THE SAME AS SAYING FAGS ARE THE JEWS OF NEWSPAPER FASCISM.

Rosenthal, who attacks anti-Semitism in the media, never realized that the way he was treating the AIDS epidemic wasn’t much different from the way that news organizations treated the Holocaust early on.

It takes a small-minded man to turn an interpretation of a newspaper’s coverage of one crisis into a direct comparison of that crisis to another, bigger crisis.

have lots of gay sex on the copy machines and have board meetings where they get oiled up

Oil + copy machine = worker’s comp claim.

Oil + copy machine = worker’s comp claim

= gay liberal welfare leech = WIN!

Oil + copy machine = worker’s comp claim.

Is there a story you’d like to tell?

What is the gay subtext to “La Cage A Folie”?

“Dear Penthouse Letters,
…”

What is the gay subtext to “La Cage A Folie”?

La Cage A Foley.

What is the gay subtext to “La Cage A Folie”?
Pretty much the same as the text, I imagine.

Is there a story you’d like to tell?

No, that’s TOTALLY somebody else’s ass.

What is the gay subtext to “La Cage A Folie”?

Christine Baranski is really Callista Flockhart’s bear

Is there a story you’d like to tell?
NOT the one about the stapler, plz.

That’s the manliest movie ever made. It’s so manly that it has no women in it.
The Thing (though perhaps the alien is XX).

The Thing (though perhaps the alien is XX).

That was a chick?

Oh, whew! I thought I was totally turning gay when I saw that.

I first saw the John Carpenter version of ‘the thing’ on the day McMurdo Station closed for the winter. We watched the last LC-130 fly north and then headed to the coffee shop to watch the movie. Good times.

“La Cage A Foley”

That man really does look gorgeous in drag.

Christine Baranski is really Callista Flockhart’s bear

Nwsltr plz

Christine Baranski is really Callista Flockhart’s bear

Nwsltr plz

How about a video?

Atlas’ Juggs’ jugs make the international news. Warning: vomit alert in effect.

Thankfully the Guardian is a bit more interested in portraying this nutbar’s hideous ideas and international and domestic alliances than the US media’s “one side says X, while another side says Y” nonsense.

I first saw the John Carpenter version of ‘the thing’ on the day McMurdo Station closed for the winter

An isolated group of men take turns providing samples of DNA and body fluid.

An isolated group of men take turns providing samples of DNA and body fluid.

*polite golf clap*

Well played, sir!

Martini? Perhaps one with pig’s milk?

Speaking of gay subtext!

http://www.sho.com/site/queerduck/home.do

Thankfully the Guardian is a bit more interested in portraying this nutbar’s hideous ideas and international and domestic alliances than the US media’s “one side says X, while another side says Y” nonsense.

Plus, there’s not a thing in that article that she can object to, since the reporter factually noted her associations and they causes they are associated with.

Plus, there’s not a thing in that article that she can object to, since the reporter factually noted her associations and they causes they are associated with.

You’re joking, right?

You could say “there’s no a thing in that article she should object to,” or “could correctly / sensibly object to,” but oh, this will be completely attacked as a libelous report by a Muslim-loving socialist UK newspaper.

An isolated group of men take turns providing samples of DNA and body fluid.
That must have been a different winter season than mine, or at a party I skipped. And there totally were women at McMurdo that winter. 40 of them. and 162 guys.

There is a serious reality check desperately needed here in America and I’m here to give it to you, but I’m just not ginormous enough. What can I say? And on that note I’m going to go swimming in the ocean, and visit my mama

We are led to infer that her mother is the Inuit sea goddess, or an undine, or something.
Concentrating on the risible aspects here to avoid getting high-blood-pressured about the Bosnian-genocide-apologist aspect.

You could say “there’s no a thing in that article she should object to,” or “could correctly / sensibly object to,” but oh, this will be completely attacked as a libelous report by a Muslim-loving socialist UK newspaper.

No doubt she can spin the reporter’s interpretation of Geert Wilders (as an example) but the reporter was pretty scrupulous in pointing out what Wilders has actually done, and not what he’s said.

We are led to infer that her mother is the Inuit sea goddess, or an undine, or something.

She might object to the photograph,

No doubt she can spin the reporter’s interpretation of Geert Wilders (as an example) but the reporter was pretty scrupulous in pointing out what Wilders has actually done, and not what he’s said.

Yeah, and they call a community center for New York muslims which has a prayer room, to be located in an unused Burlington Coat Factory, as a Muslim Terror Mosque on hallowed Ground Zero.

Muslim Terror Mosque
Not scary enough. how bout:
Giant Mecha Ka’aba 10000 with sharia lazers!

The gay mafia has me dying to make some manner of joke about the Fairy Godfather and the Cornholeone family, but I’m not sure how to streamline* it.

*veiled buttsecks somehow, obvs.

Giant Mecha Ka’aba 10000 with sharia lazers!

Mosque-thra vs. Groundzilla.

“Muslim Terror Mosque”
Bisssssssssssssssmillah!

“We are led to infer that her mother is the Inuit sea goddess, or an undine, or something.”

More likely a seal.

There is no place for me here.

Say actor… do you remember which poll it was you quoted last week, that said a majority (not a plurality) of people in Lower Manhattan were actually in favor of the mosque? I can’t seem to find it, though the plurality (48%) in overall Manhattan is still well established.

Say actor… do you remember which poll it was you quoted last week, that said a majority (not a plurality) of people in Lower Manhattan were actually in favor of the mosque?

Quinnipiac poll. Lemme see if I can find it

Sorry, it was Marist. I can’t keep my Jesuits straight:

A Marist Poll taken July 28-August 5 showed a similar city-wide margin of registered voters against it (53%-34%, with 13% unsure), although those in Manhattan supported it, reversing the figures: 53% to 31%, with 16% unsure.

http://maristpoll.marist.edu/wp-content/misc/nycpolls/c100728/Bloomberg_RV/Views_Toward_Construction_of_Mosque_Near_World_Trade_Center_Site.htm

Frank Bruni? Oh, then that explains all those fawning portraits of GWB during the 2000 campaign. It was love. And he hadn’t seen the Mission (almost but not quite 7 years later) Accomplished flight suit! OOOOOH, sailor.

“I can’t keep my Jesuits straight:”
Ah, so now we’re doing the subtext in “The Mission”? I always saw it.

“where do I send my resume?”

U kidding me? That _is_ my resume.

Bloody marvelous, thx.

“I can’t keep my Jesuits straight.”

Oh please. What is it with the slo-pitches?*

*Obligatory VBR

“Oh please. What is it with the slo-pitches?”

They go well with the slo gin and 70’s hair styles.

mmm Sloe gin and OJ. A drink that is bartender proof. As long as they have the ingredients there is no way they can screw it up. And who doesn’t like asking the bartender for a sloe screw?

Sloe gin chase and OJ

Fiqqst for more reason to drink.

Martini? Perhaps one with pig’s milk?

How about a Bacontini?

“We are led to infer that her mother is the Inuit sea goddess, or an undine, or something.”

Nuh-uh.

Kracken.

Abandoned at birth, too.

Actually, I’m being a bit too kind. She escaped.

After the Kracken saw what they had wrought, they tried to kill it.

How much would things at Fox & News Corp change if Murdoch died (preferably in a horrible way) today?

Oil + copy machine = worker’s comp claim.

Yep. You be amazed how many EMTs have stories about this.

They call them “boner in the toner” incidents.

For reals.

How much would things at Fox & News Corp change if Murdoch died (preferably in a horrible way) today?

Uhm.

BRB

A huge galactic empire develops a Death Star capable of destroying entire planets with one blow, but are stopped by a band of three men with an intimate relationship to each other, two robots, a furry and a fag hag.

Luke, I am your lover.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

A huge galactic empire develops a Death Star capable of destroying entire planets with one blow, but are stopped by a band of three men with an intimate relationship to each other, two robots, a furry and a fag hag.

Don’t forget the dancing rainforest pedo-bears.

Oops. Make that Kraken.

Oy.

What DKW said. Plus, the original (or at least the original linked) use of “gay Mafia” is from this Out.com article, which says (in part) that the Lavender Cosa Nostra “might not have a lot to say to each other”, which would actually make them pretty un-Mafia-like. But I’ll refrain from saying catty things about the quality of writing at Out (just imply them) and say that the idea of following a few links and actually reading a short article would be anathema to the likes of Graham, who would object to being labeled a library paste-eating doofus only on the grounds that you shouldn’t knock it if you haven’t tried it.

It really disturbs Tim that people keep talking about gay businesses without once referencing that their ways are probably not like straight business, and that they probably hire more gay people and have lots of gay sex on the copy machines and have board meetings where they get oiled up and wear leather and rub all over each other for hours and hours and probably make people in equivalent positions to what Tim works wear ball gags and dog collars and they would make him do a lot of subservient things that he doesn’t want to do but he’d have no choice because he would be working in a big old faggy business and he really would hate that.

That was SO hot…

That photograph! How humiliating, cruel, and disgusting! Oh well, I guess the pigs get used to it.

[From the missus:] And when your father cuts off your hand…

IOW, Triplett quoted himself quoting someone who was quoting someone else on what they thought about how the AIDS epidemic was being reported is EXACTLY THE SAME AS SAYING FAGS ARE THE JEWS OF NEWSPAPER FASCISM.

I get the feeling you’re finding fault with this. WTF?

Jose Ferrer: You’re very pretty, English. Such white skin…

Jose Ferrer, you are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime
Then I kiss all the cowboys a….

HEY!

Sloe gin chase and OJ

Fiqqst for more reason to drink.

Fucking AWESOME.

One SLO-J coming up….

Will you people move out West, please?

There is a door at the back that leads to a secret gay world of fawns and beavers and a really pissed off drag queen.

All ruled over by a magic lion named Asslam.

Time of death: 1730 hours, PST.

Hee hee. Back door.

Just pining for the fjords, etc, etc, etc…

Gay mafia? Fabulous!

Gay mafia? Fabulous!

The scarfs tied off on their gats is a nice touch I must admit.

Gay mafia? Fabulous!

Leave the buttplug, take the cannoli.

actor212 said,
Hitting is OK? Oh, kewl! So all I have to do is to qualify my assault by calling, say, Glenn Beck a “bigot” and no jury in the land will convict me? Damn. I better start training! I got a lot of wingnut to clock the shit out of

Hey, get in line. I call dibs on Pammycakes since I’m pretty sure TBogg has dibs on Michelle Malkin.

All ruled over by a magic lion named Asslam.

Oh that’s good, that is.

Is there Lion/Witch/Wardrobe slash? I wonder.

Is there Lion/Witch/Wardrobe slash? I wonder.

Oh, come on, man! Rule 34!

Hey, get in line. I call dibs on Pammycakes since I’m pretty sure TBogg has dibs on Michelle Malkin.

Leave some for me!

OT: Mark Williams*, the Tea Party ‘Colored People” letter guy, is calling Bloomberg a judenrat for his stance on the Park51 center.

A 2 sentence Godwin with a 3 sentence footnote.

HA HA! Teabaggers are stupid racists (but we knew that)

Glenn Beck Rally Attendees Warned Of Dangers Of DC Metrohttp://paintmainered.ning.com/profiles/blogs/so-you-are-coming-to-the-828

“If you are on the subway stay on the Red line between Union Station and Shady Grove, Maryland. If you are on the Blue or Orange line do not go past Eastern Market (Capitol Hill) toward the Potomac Avenue stop and beyond; stay in NW DC and points in Virginia. Do not use the Green line or the Yellow line. These rules are even more important at night. There is of course nothing wrong with many other areas; but you don’t know where you are, so you should not explore them.”

Because scary black people and fags so stfu that’s why.

“DC’s population includes refugees from every country, as the families of embassy staffs of third world countries tend to stay in DC whenever a revolution in their homeland means that anyone in their family would be in danger if they went back. Most taxi drivers and many waiters/waitresses (especially in local coffee shops like the Bread and Chocolate chain) are immigrants, frequently from east Africa or Arab countries. As a rule, African immigrants do not like for you to assume they are African Americans and especially do not like for you to guess they are from a neighboring country (e.g. Eritrea, Ethiopia, Somalia) with whom they may have political or military tensions. It’s rare to meet anyone who gets really offended, but you can still be aware of the issue.”

I wish I could find a clip of the bath scene from Spartacus…

That link is supposed to be

So you are coming to the 8/28 Glenn Beck March on Washington?

FUWP

BLACK PEOPLE SCARY.

Your google fu is weak young acrannymint

Oysters and Snails

my google skills are lazy

and I’m sadly not so young

“Most taxi drivers and many waiters/waitresses (especially in local coffee shops like the Bread and Chocolate chain) are immigrants”

Jesus fucking key-rist. I live in Minneapolis, it just isn’t that big of a metro area. Almost ALL the taxi drivers are Somalian immigrants and the coffee shop one block from me is a big favorite of the Ethiopian community. There are always Somalian women wearing some king of hijab on the bus. How fucking far out in the sticks do you have to be to be a teabagger? Towns under 2000?

There are always Somalian women wearing some king of hijab on the bus. How fucking far out in the sticks do you have to be to be a teabagger? Towns under 2000?

Nah, IQ under 100.

BLACK PEOPLE SCARY.

OTHER people scary.

Isn’t that really it? Anyone not exactly like them, is, well, scary.

Weenies, the lot of them.

Nah, IQ under 100.

Make that stupid weenies.

Comments there

“Jees, it used to be if you minded your own buiseness, you could visit most places in this country. We should all know that we should be home at dark?”

and

“It was live in the street in Washington, DC, which is more dangerous than Baghdad.”

I call dibs on Pammycakes since I’m pretty sure TBogg has dibs on Michelle Malkin.

You guys may as well go ahead of me … there won’t be much left to work with after my turn.

I remembered the Love Rome stuff but not the oysters and snails bit

Fucking Williams idiot. He should have called him “Sonderkommando” not “Judenrat.”

st00pid fucks can’t even get their slurs right.

“Jees, it used to be if you minded your own buiseness, you could visit most places in this country. We should all know that we should be home at dark?”

“It was live in the street in Washington, DC, which is more dangerous than Baghdad.”

ESL programs have come a long way.

How fucking far out in the sticks do you have to be to be a teabagger? Towns under 2000?

Pretty much. I mean, the town I grew up in had a handful of Muslims and some Hindus…people were ignorant about them, but it wasn’t like, “ZOMG BROWN PEOPLE.” And it was a town of 12,000.

Hell, I’ve seen some women wearing full hijab around here and we only have about 100,000 people in this city.

Shorter Teabag:

OTHER PEOPLE BAD

Make that stupid weenies.

YOU watch Boyz In The Hood and then tell me they’re weenies. Motherfuckers know what time it is.

YOU watch Boyz In The Hood and then tell me they’re weenies. Motherfuckers know what time it is.

*Whoosh*

(Joke flies over Looch’s head)

“Yes, this multi-layered pun is a sly homage”

I slay me.

Or is that sly hamage? hah?! ha?!

Its funny because ham comes from pigs!

Shorter Teabag:

OTHER PEOPLE BAD

No shit. Here’s a TPM post with a video of Mosque protesters mobbing a black guy thinking he’s Muslim.

Ain’t no crazy crazier than a mob of really stupid people.

Here’s a TPM post with a video of Mosque protesters mobbing a black guy thinking he’s Muslim.

He was wearing a skullcap! The only more obvious sign of EVIL is stroking a white cat!

The sunset tonight was beyond awesome. It was bracketed by heavy storms on either side of the sun, and a veil of rain falling in between. I’ve got to find a place to post the pictures.

A veil of rain, eh? Sounds like an infestation of THEM…

The only more obvious sign of EVIL is stroking a white cat!

Or any cat.

I am sort of joking, but not entirely. The orthodoxy that TeaTards place on their group is so strict that people like Tom Fucking Trancedo is now considered a traitor to the cause. The slightest deviation and you get Donald Sutherland pointing and howling at you as a non-pod person.

Tom Fucking Trancedo

Cats have better sense than to have sex with that dirtbag.

Always gives me a LOL that the 101st Chairborne Regiment are so obsessed with being Internet Tough Guys, & yet … they are without a doubt the most hypersensitive, sobby, fainty, delicate pack of drama-queens I have ever seen. Methinks the recipe for their fruitcake doth contain more than a hint of mint, if you know what I mean.

Tim Graham is Director of Media Analysis at the Media Research Center.

Yeesh. No sharks between here & the island, but the mangoes are sure as hell withered. At least half the article is quotes from other articles – & if there’s an actual point to this thing I must’ve blinked & missed it. The NYFT is less homophobic than it was in the 70s? There’s more acceptance of GLBT folks than there was in 1980? Thanks for the bulletin, Captain Obvious.

Yabba Dabba DON’T.

Cats have better sense than to have sex with that dirtbag.

But would Pam Gellar? It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

But very, very dangerous to imagine. Do not try this at home.

*Whoosh*

(Joke flies over Looch’s head)

Boyz in the Hood: Tragic story of gang violence in LA. Brilliant John Singleton film.

I think teabaggers generally have the idea that black people all know each other and are all in gangs.

I’ve got to find a place to post the pictures.

imageshack.us might work. As far as I know, your uploads are anonymous and nobody punches you in the junk, not even me.

Yeesh. No sharks between here & the island, but the mangoes are sure as hell withered. At least half the article is quotes from other articles – & if there’s an actual point to this thing I must’ve blinked & missed it. The NYFT is less homophobic than it was in the 70s? There’s more acceptance of GLBT folks than there was in 1980? Thanks for the bulletin, Captain Obvious.

Was there no attempt to tie tolerance for icky gay buttsecks dudes to 9/11? This guy’s a fucking amateur.

WE ARE US WE WILL KILL THE NOT-US FIND THE NOT-US INTRUDERS KILL THE NOT-US

WE ARE US WE WILL KILL THE NOT-US FIND THE NOT-US INTRUDERS KILL THE NOT-US

COO COO CA CHU

WE ARE THE BECK-MEN — WE ARE THE BECK-MEN — I AM THE Y’ALL.RUSH

Boyz in the Hood: Tragic story of gang violence in LA. Brilliant John Singleton film.

Got it.

*whoosh-CLUNK*

(Joke flies peacefully along until bumping into Looch’s thick head causing the joke expiration prior to appreciation)

You know who else wears a skullcap, don’t you?

Another forgotten classic about life in the ‘hood.

You know who else wears a skullcap, don’t you?

Let me see if I can focus on the thing in that photo you want me to see.

Coco needs two three skullcaps.

Another forgotten classic about life in the ‘hood.

Not forgotten by me!

And I thought *everybody* had seen Boyz n the Hood. Don’t ask me why, though.

And I thought *everybody* had seen Boyz n the Hood.

HA! T&U is OLD.

Let me see if I can focus on the thing in that photo you want me to see.

What BOOBIESBOOBIESBOOBIESBOOOOOOBIES do you BOOBIESBOOBIES mean? BOOBS

HA! T&U is OLD.

*sob*

And I have a zit on my chin. What the fuck? NOT FUCKING FAIR.

Dan Riehl got wingnut welfare.

You know who else wears a skullcap, don’t you?

OG, original gangster.

I am an idiot. I never knew that McCartney had disclosed that “Got to Get You Into My Life” was about pot.

BTW, the PBS-aired McCartney tribute (Gershwin Award) at the White House to Obama & family with many other artists was really great. At the end, Obama, Michelle and the kids joined all the artists on stage singing the last choruses to “Hey Jude” (na na na na). It was very cute. Hipper for a President than you would have imagined.

Watch it here, skip to about 1 hr 16 minutes in

But I got pissed when I heard Strong was insinuating my name into a payola story without having contacted me.

HAHAHAHAHA!

Bitch! You don’t KNOW my life!

(From SM’s most fabulous link)

It ain’t easy (to be a gangsta).

Nor is it easy to be cheesy. Boiling water does help, however.

Let me see if I can focus on the thing in that photo you want me to see.

She stole Pammycakes’ fake boobs, another instance of Islamofacism.

Speaking of the OG, I’ll bet that more than a few of these teabaggers remember the bullshit hysteria over Cop Killer.

Nor is it easy to be cheesy. Boiling water does help, however.

Or gently warmed cream and butter.

I’ll bet that more than a few of these teabaggers remember the bullshit hysteria over Cop Killer.

But BY GOD they’ll fight to the death to keep hollow point bullets legal. Whether or not there is such a fight, or they know why. FREEEDUM!

That photograph! How humiliating, cruel, and disgusting! Oh well, I guess the pigs get used to it.
We should be grateful that Tintin didn’t use the animated version.

Or gently warmed cream and butter.

Chaa, for you rich guys.

Leave it to a fucking right winger to actually make a recipe condescending!

Dan Riehl got wingnut welfare.

Every day, I become more and more certain that I missed my calling to be a common whore. I even have a semi-finalist certificate from The Fountainhead high school scholarship contest in 1997 to prove it…

Chaa, for you rich guys.

Don’t worry. I bought them at Wal-Mart and imagined I was shopping with Cleon Skousen.

I missed my calling to be a common whore

Volunteer opportunities abound.

Volunteer opportunities abound.‘

I noticed. But slutting it up doesn’t pay very well. Maaaaybe a few drinks and dinner, but that’s about it.

But BY GOD they’ll fight to the death to keep hollow point bullets legal. Whether or not there is such a fight, or they know why. FREEEDUM!

There never was a fight. There was never any such thing as a copkiller bullet. At least none that were commercially available. They found a hollow point later on to dub the copkiller, but it really wasn’t much different from tons of other mass produced bullets. The whole thing was bullshit–an attempt to fool the public into thinking that huge gangs were walking around with Bo-Staffs clips full of copkiller bullets.

To be sort of fair, a few of those LA cops that inspired the Cop Killer song probably needed…aw I better shutup.

I noticed. But slutting it up doesn’t pay very well. Maaaaybe a few drinks and dinner, but that’s about it.

It’s about the Benjamins and not the internship?

It’s about the Benjamins and not the internship?

Yup. I’m not getting any younger, you know.

TeaTard rehire Mark Williams gives TPM a clarification about the whole “Judenrat” thing, which hopefully allows him to be a mainstream highly quoted leader again by our nation’s billion dollar media.

Judenrat is essentially the same as Sonderkommando. It is a degrogatory term for the Jews who collaborated with the Nazis. Judenrats were Jews who turned in people like Anne Frank and the Sonderkommando were Jews in the Camps who led other Jews into the “showers”.

Bloomberg and Stringer are exactly that, selling out not just Jews but all Civilized Mankind to the 21 Century Nazi ideology of Radical Islam as represented by Ground Zero Mosque.

Read a book.

How could anyone think that this is in any way controversial or involves any sort of racial or ethno-religious stereotyping?

Yup. I’m not getting any younger, you know.

What? You look just as gorgeous as the first time I laid eyes on you. I think. Maybe it was you. Somebody, anyway.

Read a book.

What? Like, “Mein Kampf and You: A Guide for the 21st Century”?

That photograph! How humiliating, cruel, and disgusting! Oh well, I guess the pigs get used to it.

Bah ram p-u.

We should be grateful that Tintin didn’t use the animated version.

Quick, get McGravitas!

What? You look just as gorgeous as the first time I laid eyes on you. I think. Maybe it was you. Somebody, anyway.

Aw, that’s sweet. Or something. I’m not sure.

What? You look just as gorgeous as the first time I laid eyes on you. I think. Maybe it was you. Somebody, anyway.

Two-timer!

You know what they say. The SadlyNo! comments take 10 lbs off and 5 years. From your mind, though.

I think teabaggers generally have the idea that black people all know each other and are all in gangs.

“You…tell…Raphael…”

OH NOEZ!!! THE INSENSITIVITY!!!

I am concerned.
~

Speaking of gay old time, 9/3 is my birthday party on Redstate.

Make sure get your account and to stop by with best wishes!.

Judenrat is essentially the same as Sonderkommando.

Well, no. The Judenräte were corporate entities, administrative bodies. “Judenrat” as a singular insult makes about as much sense as calling one person a “Vichy government”… unless, of course, your mind is stuck on the eliminationist rhetoric of ‘rat’ and ‘cockroach’.

Read a book.

“Make sure get your account and to stop by with best wishes!”
Fat chance.

9/3 is my birthday party on Redstate.

Will there be food?

No wait, nevermind-Erickson. I bet the food’s gone already.

Ron Paul is making sense.

http://www.ronpaul.com/2010-08-20/ron-paul-sunshine-patriots-stop-your-demagogy-about-the-nyc-mosque/

The rotten apple however?
http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/08/rand-vs-ron-cordoba-house-drives-wedge-through-the-paul.php

I need to watch more of this guy.

A Sadly, No! question from a late night Sadlyno’er to early morning Sadlyno’ers.

What is the difference between todays Republican Party and the KKK?
[I’m gonna go with “The KKK doesn’t care about capital gains tax cuts.]

“What is the difference between todays Republican Party and the KKK?”

The laundry bill? No, that can’t be right.

How about “The KKK actually cared about the welfare of poor whites?”

“What is the difference between todays Republican Party and the KKK?”

The GOP has a much higher body count.

What is the difference between todays Republican Party and the KKK?

The KKK had a better sense of fashion and more knowledge of history.

What is the difference between todays Republican Party and the KKK?

Republicans don’t bother to try and hide their identity?

OT, but not OT…

Does this remind anyone else of the wingnuts’ attitude towards their own churches?

Last December, Tancredo wrote an open letter to Colorado’s 9-12 activists and tea party members, urging them to “think strategically” and arguing that forming a third party in the state was “suicidal and would only result in splitting the conservative vote and guaranteeing the re-election of liberals and socialists.”

So tea partiers worked with Republicans, from the precinct caucuses to the county assemblies to the state convention and finally the primary earlier this month. The movement ended up helping a tea party candidate, Dan Maes, win the Republican gubernatorial nomination….But before tea partiers could savor Maes’ victory — in fact, before Maes even won — Tancredo declared himself unsatisfied with both Maes and McInnis, demanded they drop out after the primary so that the Republican party could pick a better nominee, and then decided to enter the race himself, under the Constitution Party banner.

Sounds a lot to me like “the pastor said scary brown people are human…time to form our own congregation.”

I have nothing to contribute. The funny has skeetered on out of me. I am working on my latest project/Corner logo. *evil grin* I’m curious: will they understand I’m making fun of them?

Here’s a sneak peak. I’m sure you can see where I’m going with this. 😉

What is the difference between todays Republican Party and the KKK?
The KKK had enough of a sense of shame to wear masks while they committed their crimes at night?

Is that Lady Gage dressed as Uncle Sam. Because, you know, Rule 34…

Is that Lady Gage dressed as Uncle Sam. Because, you know, Rule 34…

That’s the kind of kink I can get behind.

You look just as gorgeous as the first time I laid eyes on you.

Do you know how long it took to scrape off all the retinal leavings?

You look just as gorgeous as the first time I laid eyes on you.

Do you know how long it took to scrape off all the retinal leavings?

“His eyes slid down the front of her dress.”

“What is the difference between todays Republican Party and the KKK?”

Teh ghey

“What is the difference between todays Republican Party and the KKK?”

Teh ghey

Oh wait…the difference?

“What is the difference between todays Republican Party and the KKK?”
The KKK did their own dirty work?

“What is the difference between todays Republican Party and the KKK?”

The KKK gets better press.

Here’s a sneak peak. I’m sure you can see where I’m going with this. 😉

This has real promise, I say.

“What is the difference between todays Republican Party and the KKK?”

*thinking*

Little flag lapel pins?

Here’s a sneak peak. I’m sure you can see where I’m going with this. 😉

This has real promise, I say.

Thankee! It just keeps getting betta.

Little flag lapel pins?

You’d think

Wait. Republicans would wear AMERIKKKAN flag pins! Oh damn. That doesn’t work either.

The KKK doesn’t have a national propaganda arm?

The KKK doesn’t have a national propaganda arm?

Are you saying Fox News can’t multitask?

Little flag lapel pins? whether the flag on the lapel pin is American or Confederate?

Fixed.

whether the flag on the lapel pin that’s facing outward is American or Confederate?

Fixeder

Are you saying Fox News can’t multitask?

Certainly not. But they’ll need to get rid of Juan Williams as a token contributor.

But they’ll need to get rid of Juan Williams as a token contributor mascot.

Fixed

Ok, bag lapel pins.

How about MC Steele?

Does he count?

But they’ll need to get rid of Juan Williams

Nah. Juan can do Eyes On The Prize III: Reclaiming America For Whitey, and complete his epic trilogy, The Rise And Fall Of The Dusky Menance.

How about MC Steele?

Does he count?

Only to three.

But they’ll need to get rid of Juan Williams as a token contributor mascot.

And I’m not going to say anything else, because, as a white person, it would be inappropriate.

I’ll sure as shit call Sarah Palin a Serena Joy, though.

The Republicans don’t have a classic silent film of their own?

Somewhere the sun is shining
Somewhere the children shout
There is no joy in AK
Mighty Sarah has stepped out

The Republicans don’t have a classic silent film of their own?

Birth Of A Nation.

The Republicans don’t have a classic silent film of their own?

The Watergate Hearings?

Birth Of A Nation.

That’s what I…….oh.

The Watergate Hearings?

Those were silent?

I mean, I know that they were EONS ago, but I thought they had sound back in the olden times.

Burp of Inundation

I mean, I know that they were EONS ago, but I thought they had sound back in the olden times.

Every home had a piano player who would play the soundtrack.

The Watergate Hearings?

Those were silent?

They were conducted entirely through interpretive dance.

How about MC Steele?

Only to three.

And sometimes he reaches 5 on the way.

Every home had a piano player who would play the soundtrack.

LOL at the thought of old-timey silent film piano music being played to the Watergate Hearings. Would it be dramatic or slapstick-y?

The Watergate Hearings?

They were conducted entirely through interpretive dance.

That was a lot of pasty white guys in tights…the horror [shudders]

They were conducted entirely through interpretive dance.

How avant garde!

How avant garde!

That sounds suspiciously Muslin Froggy.

What is the difference between todays Republican Party and the KKK?

Michael Steele doesn’t have to wear a sheet in the Republuican Party?

Crap, too derivative. Need to read the the whole thread 🙁

LOL at the thought of old-timey silent film piano music being played to the Watergate Hearings. Would it be dramatic or slapstick-y?

Depends on who’s talking. Mostly, it would be “Baby Elephant Walk”.

LOL at the thought of old-timey silent film piano music being played to the Watergate Hearings. Would it be dramatic or slapstick-y?

Depends on who’s talking. Mostly, it would be “Baby Elephant Walk”.

I was thinking basically the same sound track as The Sting.

Mostly, it would be “Baby Elephant Walk”.

Genius.

But wouldn’t you need a full band for that?

But wouldn’t you need a full band for that?

We were a poor people. Some of us only had kazoo players in our living rooms.

We were a poor people. Some of us only had kazoo players in our living rooms.

People on welfare had to settle for a toothless old man playing the spoons. The lucky ones, the ones who gamed the system, got a lady with a saw.

People on welfare had to settle for a toothless old man playing the spoons. The lucky ones, the ones who gamed the system, got a lady with a saw.
People thought we had a washboard player, but it was just mater pretending to do laundry to keep up appearances. We didn’t have enough money for clothes. or water.

Some of us only had kazoo players in our living rooms.

The beauty of a kazoo orchestra was kept from the simple folk.

The beauty of a kazoo orchestra was kept from the simple folk.

The Temple City Orchestra! Alright!

People thought we had a washboard player, but it was just mater pretending to do laundry to keep up appearances. We didn’t have enough money for clothes. or water.

You’re lucky. We were so poor, Flo & Eddie used to volunteer to play our TV soundtrack.

The lucky ones, the ones who gamed the system, got a lady with a saw.

Luxury! We dreamed of a lady with a saw. Our da’ made us play our own music by removing internal organs and throwing against the bare ground, and once we died he made us do it all ‘gain.

Luxury! We dreamed of a lady with a saw. Our da’ made us play our own music by removing internal organs and throwing against the bare ground, and once we died he made us do it all ‘gain.

You were looky! We had to watch TV from mill. Our soundtrack was th’ tinkling of our teef as they hit the ground after we chewed into a new vein of coal.

by removing internal organs and throwing against the bare ground,

We were so poor we couldn’t even afford ground.

We were so poor we couldn’t even afford ground.

When we were young we di’n’t even ha protons and ‘lectrons, we had to make ‘selves out quarks.

We were so poor we couldn’t even afford ground.

We used ta stand on top of each other to avoid falling into th’ earth.

We used ta stand on top of each other to avoid falling into th’ earth.

Luxury! We didn’t even have legs!

When we were young we di’n’t even ha protons and ‘lectrons, we had to make ‘selves out quarks.

Ye had quarks?

When we were young we di’n’t even ha protons and ‘lectrons, we had to make ‘selves out quarks.

Now, that’s just ridiculous.

Luxury! We didn’t even have legs!

We din’t! Our feet wuz attached to our arses!

Are you saying Fox News can’t multitask?

Certainly not. But they’ll need to get rid of Juan Williams as a token contributor.

Certainly they can. See Sherrod, Shirley.

When we were young we di’n’t even ha protons and ‘lectrons, we had to make ‘selves out quarks.
You had baryonic matter? Luxury.

You had baryonic matter? Luxury.

We had to create our own Beg Ban’ frum cigarette butts an’ Mallowmars.

We had to create our own Beg Ban’ frum cigarette butts an’ Mallowmars.

You had cigarette butts? We had to roll our own from used newspaper and sawdust!

VAGINA

VAGINA

TRAGIC

If the carpet matches the drapes, well, that would be weird.

I’m just wondering…..no, never mind. I’m not.

Homosexuality is morally repugnant, and the homosexual agenda is one of the major causes for the decline of Western and American culture. Even some “conservatives” such as John Porkins and Ann Coulter have signed onto the pro-gay bandwagon.

For those who think what goes on in the bedroom should stay in the bedroom, I’ve got news for you. It doesn’t! If it did and we never heard or knew about it then there would be no societal problem. But the fact is, the homosexual agenda as all about causing the societal normalization of there moral deviency by any means necessary.

A common argument used by many liberals and even some “conservatives” is that if social conservatives go after homosexuals with such abandon why not go after other moral devients such as adulters? That is a question which merits a response, after which one will see while both homosexuality and adultery are morally devient there is no comparison in public policy. The simple reason being this, adulterers do not glorify in their moral deviency in the same way as homosexuals and there is no widespread global movement to promote the societal acceptance of adultery, while these are the exact actions and goals of the global homosexual agenda.

For example, there are no global adultery rights organizations, there are no adultery pride festivals or marches, no legislative actions to legalize adultery marriage, no adulter bars, clubs bookstores ect… The list can go on and on. Whereas homosexuals have all of these things and more. There are no student clubs in schools and universities promoting tolerence for adulterers, no adulterer sensitivity workshops in the workforce, teachers don’t teach children to accept adultery as normal and morally equivelent to those who are faithful to their spouses, when reading a travel guide you never see any topics or organizations or tours catered for adulterous travelers.

Homosexuals have all of these organizations, clubs, legislative agendas and more to normalize their sexual deviency while adulterers do not. Therefore as you can see that arguement holds no weight. If adulterers where engaging in the same kind of public relations campaign as homosexuals then they would experience the same kind of opposition from Christians and Conservatives as homosexuals do.

Any liberal or “conservative” trying to play the old whats good for one moral devient is good for another card should get there facts straight first.

TRAGIC

Let this be a lesson to all you ladies out there: never forget to do your Kegels.

Homosexuality is morally repugnant

Say, come to think of it, you’re pretty repugnant yourself, Steve.

Gay, are you?

For those who think what goes on in the bedroom should stay in the bedroom, I’ve got news for you. It doesn’t!

And I sell the DVDs to prove it!

Let this be a lesson to all you ladies out there: never forget to do your Kegels.

Well, okay, now I’m wondering again. This woman is 22! Has she had, like, 10 kids?

For example, there are no global adultery rights organizations, there are no adultery pride festivals or marches, no legislative actions to legalize adultery marriage, no adulter bars, clubs bookstores ect… The list can go on and on.

Apparently, ol’ Stever here has never heard of “swingers”…

Well, okay, now I’m wondering again. This woman is 22! Has she had, like, 10 kids?

She listed her professions as “housewife/dancer”. There’s your hint.

“no legislative actions to legalize adultery marriage”

Huh?

“no legislative actions to legalize adultery marriage”

Huh?

Quiet. He’s on a roll…

Quiet. He’s on a roll…

For someone who fucks bread, he’s awfully militant about other people’s “perversions.”

I remembered the Love Rome stuff but not the oysters and snails bit

It was too controversial for the original release and filmed without a soundtrack (the idea being it was never going to end up in the final print). They put in in the 1991 restored print and got Tony Curtis to redub his voice (and Anthony Hopkins to fill in for the now-deceased Olivier).

I was thinking basically the same sound track as The Sting.

That Negro syncopated ragtime stuff?! Perish the thought!

Steve, you know that conservative argument “c’mon fags, vote for us because we’re nice to you and the sand people aren’t?” You’re undermining it.

They put in in the 1991 restored print and got Tony Curtis to redub his voice (and Anthony Hopkins to fill in for the now-deceased Olivier).

I knew they restored it to the film…I’ve seen the scene…but I thought they just reinserted¹ the clip?

¹VPenetrationR

LOL at the thought of old-timey silent film piano music being played to the Watergate Hearings.

Watergate hearings.

Iran-Contra hearings.

Bush v. Gore.

“no legislative actions to legalize adultery marriage”

Huh?

Adulterers are explicitly forbidden by law ever to marry again – just ask Newt Gingrich!

Newt Gingrich was a strong Congressional leader in serial adulterer rights.

Steve, even Rush hangs out with flamingly gay men. Apparently its ok now. You lost the war, your leader put his arm around Elton John.

And then there’s those trips to the Dominican Republic (known for its child sex industry) with bottles of non-prescribed viagra. What’s one to think of that? That is way more disturbing than what consenting adults do with each other.

D’oh!

I forgot Henry Hyde and a million other Republicans and Evangelicals whose position defending the rights of adulterers!

For example, there are no global adultery rights organizations, there are no adultery pride festivals or marches, no legislative actions to legalize adultery marriage, no adulter bars, clubs bookstores ect… The list can go on and on.

Apparently, ol’ Stever here has never heard of “swingers”… C Street House.

For example, there are no global adultery rights organizations, there are no adultery pride festivals or marches, no legislative actions to legalize adultery marriage, no adulter bars, clubs bookstores ect… The list can go on and on.

Let’s try that with something a little closer to the Republicans’ … er … heart:

For example, there are no global wetsuit-and-dildo rights organizations, there are no wetsuit-and-dildo pride festivals or marches, no legislative actions to legalize wetsuit-and-dildo marriage, no wetsuit-and-dildo bars, clubs bookstores ect… The list can go on and on.

Also, aren’t all bars adulter (sic) bars?

Dear Steve:

But the fact is, the homosexual agenda as all about causing the societal normalization of there moral deviency by any means necessary.

A common argument used by many liberals and even some “conservatives” is that if social conservatives go after homosexuals with such abandon why not go after other moral devients such as adulters?

Since as others here have pointed out, this whole “legalize adultery marriage” is…uh…STUPID, why not compare with another of the Top Ten No-No’s, which we should all note, made the list while homosexuality did not: Lying. Now let’s replace your entire boneheaded example substituting “lying” for “adultery”:

A common argument used by many liberals and even some “conservatives” is that if social conservatives go after homosexuals with such abandon why not go after other moral devients such as liars? A: because without liars, “conservatism” would have no base. That is a question which merits a response, after which one will see while both homosexuality and lying are morally devient there is no comparison in public policy. The simple reason being this, liars do not glorify in their moral deviency in the same way as homosexuals A: the entire Republican party and media machine beg to differ. and there is no widespread global movement to promote the societal acceptance of lying, A: maybe not, but there’s certainly a widespread NATIONAL movement to promote it. while these are the exact actions and goals of the global homosexual agenda.

For example, there are no global liars rights organizations, A: other than the WTO, the UN, NATO, et al. there are no liars’ pride festivals or marches,aside from ubiquitous teabagger gatherings and RNC conventions no legislative actions to legalize lying,other than calling things like allowing more pollution the Clear Skies Act, inserting sunset clauses into tax legislation to hide its true cost, etc etc etc etc no liars’ bars, clubs bookstores ect… other than those where people like Boehner, McConnell, Jonah Goldberg, Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh like to hang out. The list can go on and on. Whereas homosexuals have all of these things and more. There are no student clubs in schools and universities promoting tolerence for liars, other than the Young Republicans, no liars’ sensitivity workshops in the workforce,unless you count union bashing tactics, teachers don’t teach children to accept lying as normal and morally equivelent to telling the truth,except in Texas, when reading a travel guide you never see any topics or organizations or tours catered for liars, other than those NRO cruises and the like.

Homosexuals have all of these organizations, clubs, legislative agendas and more to normalize their sexual deviency while liars do not, aside from having a hydra-headed conglomeration of “think” tanks, media outlets, and an entire political party dedicated to getting people to believe things they know to be untrue. Therefore as you can see that arguement holds no weight. If liars where engaging in the same kind of public relations campaign as homosexuals then they would experience the same kind of opposition from Christians and Conservatives as homosexuals do; but because they’re only breaking one of the Ten Commandments rather than making them question their own sexuality, it’s all ok with the Christers and Conservatives.

Any liberal or “conservative” trying to play the old whats good for one moral devient is good for another card should get there facts straight first.We couldn’t agree more on that point.

For example, there are no global wetsuit-and-dildo rights organizations, there are no wetsuit-and-dildo pride festivals or marches, no legislative actions to legalize wetsuit-and-dildo marriage, no wetsuit-and-dildo bars, clubs bookstores ect… The list can go on and on.

*sigh*

*abandoning wetsuitanddildo.com*

Actor, you could be a pioneer! That has to be where the money is: the conservitards have the money, plus plenty of wetsuits and dildoes. You could get in on the bottom (heh) floor!

You could get in on the bottom (heh) floor!

I can’t top that.

I can’t top that.

You could sub in some other toys.

The lucky ones, the ones who gamed the system, got a lady with a saw.

Ah, the wonders of American health care.

I knew they restored it to the film…I’ve seen the scene…but I thought they just reinserted¹ the clip?

More or less, but I remember interviews from the time of the new release– in particular, Tony Curtis noted they never bothered to record audio for the scene at the time. And if you look at the credits of the restored version there is a special thanks to Sir Anthony Hopkins (though it doesn’t specify what he did).

Hopkins does a very convincing Olivier. Also (in interviews) a darn funny John Gielgud.