Michelle Malkin, who had such a jolly good time writing all sorts of nonsense about the previous espionage-related arrests gets all excited over at NRO. You see, another swarthy male has been arrested:

The baby-faced, high-school yearbook photo of Ryan G. Anderson is deceptively mundane and seemingly innocent.

That’s because he doesn’t even have pointy ears or horns, like all Muslims do in Malkin’s alternate universe. But then — it all starts to read like an E! Exclusive Story:

Who is this suspected al Qaeda sympathizer with the boy-next-door looks? Is he another Johnny Taliban who conspired with foreign terrorists, or is he a traitorous wannabe who got caught playing with fire? Either way, the case underscores the continued vulnerability of the U.S. military to Islamist infiltration.

Does Malkin have an answer for that? Sadly (though not surprisingly,) No! In fact, the rest of her column consists of her pasting copies of messages apparently posted by Anderson on usenet. The life of a paid NRO columnist ain’t easy you know. We’d offer more if only there was more. Anderson converted to Islam, and is alleged to have eventually sought to contact al-Qaeda to offer information on the armor used by soldiers in Iraq. Of course, to Malkin conversion to Islam is sufficient grounds to detain you (sans access to counsel of course,) so Malkin was likely too giddy to have a chance to rant to offer anything more than this conclusion:

In the end, it seems that Anderson finally got someone to answer to his pathetic pleas for attention on the Internet. We can count our blessings that it was federal investigators who nabbed this useless idiot in a sting operation before he had a chance to make friends with America’s worst enemies. [Emphasis added]

And no, we don’t think she realized she was also describing a typical day’s “work” in The Corner.