Even more entertaining than the typed version. Keep these coming SadlyNo.

Comparing apples to oranges is logical because they are both spherical fruits.

“Do we have a catchphrase to finish this?”

“Sadly, No!”

Win.

Hmm, no links to get out of the boat. Is that a good thing?

Awesome.

I fear change, but feel as though I could come to accept this.

LegObama is awful cute.

Shorter anything Ann Coulter:

“If you don’t like what I say, you have no sense of humor. Fags.”

Bush looks great, but why is Halle Berry in a suit?

This movie gives me an idea: an action flick about two US presidents, one white and a total loose cannon, one black and kind of a square and only a few days away from retirement. The crazy white one gets them into some sort of a predicament. The predicament gets resolved. Then there is an Aerosmith song.

Is it wrong that I want a virtual zebra rug? It feels so right.

Le?

Then there is an Aerosmith song.

You had me until this.

This movie gives me an idea: an action flick about two US presidents

My Fellow 48 Hours.

Then there is an Aerosmith song.

You had me until this.

I don’t want to close my eyes.

Carter Glass was a Marxist?!?!?!? Um, he was fairly conservative and active in the southern Methodist church… He voted against New Deal legislation 81% of the time (according to American National Biography).

Plus corte Hôtel de Ville: la bête, il brûle.

And then there is the movie about greedy sociopaths who know the world is going to end so they build these arc like ships so they can save their stupid asses. They convince the old black man to stay behind and comfort all the useless eaters who are just going to be exterminated anyway. Then all the sociopaths sail off into their bright tomorrow.

crap, should read — “the old black president” who just happens not to be a sociopath….

The one time I WANT to get outta da boat- no fuckken link! Dammit!

townhall.com, already, whiners!

You’re on your own from there, though. None of the natives will guide you dumb honkies through that swamp!

81%? That means he voted for the New Deal a third of the time!* Commie Fascist!

*Math may not be accurate.

GENIUS.

Oh my GAWD

Brickley’s family, once evangelical Christians, now practice what he calls “Messianic Judaism.” They believe that Jesus is the Messiah, but they also observe the Jewish holidays and attend synagogue; as Brickley puts it, “Jesus was Jewish, so to be like Him you need to be Jewish, too.” Brickley said that “the hand of God” played a role in choosing Palin: “The longer I worked on it the less I felt I was driving it. Something else was at work.”

arc like ships

Halogens are more energy efficient than arc lights.

MOAR.

Fresh mangoes from Bob Owens. He refutes the Messican invasion but guess whose fault it is that the wingnuts are crazy?
http://biggovernment.com/bowens/2010/07/25/whats-wrong-with-laredo-part-i/

“Given all this context, all the evidence of failure of a government unwilling to protect our national sovereignty or our citizens, and it isn’t difficult to understand how a story like the Laredo ranch invasion seems entirely plausible.

Barack Obama, Janet Napolitano and Eric Holder have failed us. This invasion may have been a hoax, but at the same time, it serves as a very real reflection of their incompetence.”

Barack Obama, Janet Napolitano and Eric Holder have failed us. This invasion may have been a hoax, but at the same time, it serves as a very real reflection of their incompetence

You tell people that Obama’s failure is allowing Mexicans to attack us, then you spin a story about how Mexicans have attacked us, and when it turns out to be bullshit it’s Obama’s fault that people believed the story, not your fault for peddling hate…

Is there a limit to their ability to manufacture public opinion out of thin air? I’d really like to know.

Hey, the sound on that is almost completely comprehensible.

Hey, the sound on that is almost completely comprehensible.

WHAT??

OUR…TOP…STORY…TONIGHT…

Only if the Aerosmith song is from Rocks or before. And I welcome our new computer-generated overlords.

Aerosmith blows. Period.

I have too many good memories that have early Aerosmith as a soundtrack so you can have your own opinion and I will have mine, OK?

Couldn’t Pinko Punko have a cameo role?
~

I don’t care what you say, Mama Kin rocks!

Oh, that close made me so happy. Thanks, Seb.

OT: How wacky do you have to be when Bob Friggin’ Owens is a voice of sanity and reason? Also, there are no Vikings in Mexicon. Too goddamn hot.

you can have your own opinion and I will have mine

Oh, absolutely! My opinion being worth at least twice as much as the next guys (2×0 = 0!) I just enjoy typing grandiose, sweeping statements about music, bands & other completely subjective rot. (Not that I don’t, personally, find ASmith to be whatever.)

Now the sociology of having had a good time when those Beantown bozos were rockin’ the 8-track is another deal …

And, more music criticism. In a POOP-stylee!

Couldn’t Pinko Punko have a cameo role?

In a two minute ‘town hall?’ Heck it only lasted 1:44 anyway,
du to budget constraints. These guys are on salary. Pinko Punko is A- list unaffordable for shoestring budget features like yours.

Check your bank account and get back with us.

When I went back to college I told the all those twentysomethings: “you know That Seventies Show? I lived That Seventies Show!” They would buy me beer and make me tell stories of seeing Randy Rhoades and the joy of festival seating.

Thanks, Boof, but I have to stop being such a schmuck- getting out of a perfectly seaworthy craft to do some pointless, awful thing that I didn’t have to do.

And M_B, here’s a toast (Bell’s Two Hearted Ale). Skol!

Re: Brickley- When I was a real jew, I called those ‘messianic jews’ half-a-jews. Kinda like when the mob pals of mine would call the pencil-neck square john guys half-a-fags. I only knew one real jew who became a ‘messianic’, all the others were goyim who ‘converted’. Every day I thank god I’m an atheist, and I still refer to those guys as half-a-jews. They must think it’s a get-rich-quick schtick or an all- bases-covered thing. I never got a straight answer from any of them, and never went to temple with them, either. I was afraid the lunacy would be contagious AND incurable, and there is not much I am afraid of..

i laughed so hard i shit someone else’s pants. hopefully hugh hewitt’s.

those voices are an earwig — now I hear all the comments in my head in that freaky voice — make it stop…

Is this the end of text?

I think something’s being overlooked in this whole “Aerosmith SUXX vs. No They Don’t” debate.

Which is the fact that a movie with that plot would totally have an Aerosmith song in it.

I could have been at a barbecue.

Whiney bitch alert

Broke up with the girlfriend tonight. Do you ever get the feeling you have some sickness that drives you to surround yourself with emotional vampires?

/bitch.
Sorry.

Ah, humanoids & their emotions & what not.

All of them vampires, but in our case, you can’t get blood from this turnip.

All of them vampires, but in our case, you can’t get blood from this turnip.

Paisan!!!

Speaking of bitching, still nothing from/about Netroots Nation from the sadlies. What do we pay you people for, again?

Yeah, really. At least we got “Brad’s erection” jokes from Edroso.

I was afraid the lunacy would be contagious AND incurable, and there is not much I am afraid of...

Hey I know the feeling, creature. I was in a labor dispute one time, and I consider it to be unresolved to tHis day. Chicago has the best people I know of as far as federal labor law corruption and that line of putting people in jail, so I will continue there.

Not sure why the ‘tea’ party is a ‘target’ as it is not clear what it is yet. It is clear what the self declared leaders want to make it, but WTF do you do ? Like the difference ‘tween atheist and agnosic,/b> the latter I consider myself. Wait and see what it is. Both parties in US need an alternative to the leadeship they currently have. If not a dozen options.

As far as fear, I fear corrupt courts, which in AK. laws have become nothing but a political tool. I left after so much perjury. I asked for a grand Jury in the Fedeal Appeals Court 9th Cir. They looked for what I suggested they look for. he FBI found it.

A US senator was indicted , convicted, and the conviction was vacated. As th Shake’nBake commercials said….”We helped.” After 70 FBI agents raided the AK legislature, I knew my pleadings perhaps did something…..convicted Stevens, and 11 others, and helped to launch Sarah Palin, yikes!

I geneally believe in nothing, but the concept of heaven and hell, and lies under oath get ‘teh’ lake of fire treatment, well that can be conforting…..

I do believe that bhind very corrupt republican there is a corrupt democrat ready to take their place, or that spun the real issues away from them temporarily.

As the x-com actors in this computer video, these politicos are all just f’d idealogue actors reading f’d idealogue scripts, and the whole mission is respect for the other politico as you work together to screw the little guy.

Read more here. I started this this wiki.I also asked the Circuit Judges for this grand jury.

If you know any council in the bay area thatare actually worth a sh8 and are not too political, there might be some soulful pro-bono on this …

Boy, I wish I could clean up the mistakes on that post. Nice thing about Wikipedia, everyone works on it.

It would be nice if the gubmint would do the same, since they the ones to get paid to. Is it really that hard to drop a dime when your own ass is on the line?

That Edroso guy wasn’t very impressed, & he’s some hick from TX; I wouldn’t expect a sophisticate like Aristophanes to care. Sounded like sincere activists. Dullness incarnate.

Paisan!!!

How I’ve “managed” to stay single to a ripe old age. My heart is black & my lips are cold, to coin a phrase.

The one
thing you
are missing
in that
accurate
and fulsome
account
is
Andrew C. McCarthy’s
current
hairball.
Poor guy.

Also.

What
is wrong
with
Bob Owens?

Yes, he has
offered
mangoes.

And, that is
an odd
fruit from
Bob.

Not
something
to BBQ.
More like
something
to eat
with waffles.

Odd
Bob
tonight.

you can’t get blood from this turnip.

Which turnips can you get blood from? AFAF.

Which turnips can you get blood from?

The ones in Michelle Obama’s garden?

Haven’t heard much ’bout that lately. I’m sure there’s plenty of help and water if they waned it.

How’s your garden?

Coin a phrase?

Needs more umlauts.

On my phone all I’m seeing is a blank white space. But the comments are more than making up for that. Plus, no mangoes. Feels like cheating.

I just enjoy typing grandiose, sweeping statements about music, bands & other completely subjective rot.

Ooh, me too! It’s pretty much my favorite pastime.

Tsam–I’m sorry. That sucks. Emotional vampires FTL. Feel free to email me at this nym @gmail if you need to talk.

I just enjoy typing grandiose, sweeping statements about music, bands & other completely subjective rot.

Ooh, me too! It’s pretty much my favorite pastime.

I doubt that Sadlynaughts would spend their time in such a ridiculous activity when they could be destroying the moral fabric of America!

Also, can I email you just to annoy you?

tsam, sorry about the break up. They suck ass, doesn’t matter if you’re the dumpee or the dumper. (((HUGS)))

I doubt that Sadlynaughts would spend their time in such a ridiculous activity when they could be destroying the moral fabric of America!

Destroying the moral fabric of America is hard work. Everybody needs a break to mock mercilessly others’ terrible tastes.

Also, can I email you just to annoy you?

Oh, you could never annoy me!* But yes, feel free to email me, too.

*LIE!

Oh, you could never annoy me!*

I guess I’m just not trying enough. Mrs. Benjamin spent all of third grade telling me how lazy I am.

Andrea pelosi has a new documentary out about homeless children/families in Orange County. Wow. I’m not quite sure what to say.

Halogens are more energy efficient than arc lights.

On the other hand, arc lights are the perfect thing for that quick shopping trip when you’re forty days out at sea and need cat litter.

How am I supposed to cut and paste THAT?

Broke up with the girlfriend tonight.

Since you’re not using her phone number anymore…

How am I supposed to cut and paste THAT?

The last time I heard that line, it was a porn actress looking wide-eyed at an Osborne 1.

I guess I’m just not trying enough. Mrs. Benjamin spent all of third grade telling me how lazy I am.

It’s a good thing lazy people don’t annoy me, because I would be *really* irritated with myself most of the time.

HellCat, I understand completely re: crooked repub=crooked dem. I pissed off quite a few comrades when I said the ’08 election was a choice between a crooked AZ politician and a crooked Chicago politician, that the big money SOB’s would prevail anyway. So far no one’s called to concede that point. I watched OH go from Dem to Repub, and one of my boyhood friend’s father was part of the process. Eye-opening and a real good, cynical introduction to politics, in their most base and basic forms. My time in DC was spent hanging out with State and Commerce dept. guys, and I avoided elected schlubs. Got to find out just how the sausage got made by the real sausage-makers. The only thing I trust politicians to do is to lie and steal. If they do otherwise, I am impressed and amazed.
I am also quite happy to be living in CO now, as the repub scene is becomimg more enjoyable as each day passes. I don’t know if there is enough popcorn available for this freakshow comedy.

Lazy people don’t annoy me because they’re too lazy to bother annoying me.

Lazy people don’t annoy me because they’re too lazy to bother annoying me.

Oh, I *always* have the energy to annoy you.

I’ve noticed

What’s your secret T&U? I only sometimes have the energy to annoy Actor212.

I only sometimes have the energy to annoy Actor212.

Only sometimes?

What’s your secret T&U? I only sometimes have the energy to annoy Actor212.

I’m just good at finding the motivation to do things that are fun.

Only sometimes?
more often than only rarely, and less often than only usually.

So the rest of the time, you annoy me by accident?

Just lucky, I guess.

Sorry, tsam. The post-vampiric-break-up stage is a dark and terrible place. Don’t worry. Something or someone will turnip, and things will get better.

Also too, sorry for the turnip joke. I closed the door on One True Love a long time ago, and while everything is better for me because of it, I suspect there’s been a tiny bit of erosion in my post-vampiric-break-up empathic capacity.

But a friend in pain is a friend who needs…let’s see: hugs, playtime with a fluffy puppy, some Glenlivet or Laphroig, a cupcake (not with the Laphroig – smoky peaty goodness and cupcakes are unmixy things), and some good square meals with iron-rich foodstuffs in ’em.

BTW, is there a photobucket or flickerthang any shlub can access so that said shlub could see what some of these Netroot Nationeers look like? I am shallow.

smoky peaty goodness and cupcakes are unmixy things

Are you my friend D??? You sound just like her. Have you ever made Laphroig popsicles?

I get through big disappointments by biking myself to exhaustion, eating a big meal, sleeping more than usual, and repeat. In the winter, replace biking with downhill skiing. In times of the year like November and March when there is neither skiing nor biking, I’m just fucked.

I get through big disappointments by biking myself to exhaustion

I did fifty miles yesterday. Didn’t help.

In times of the year like November and March when there is neither skiing nor biking, I’m just fucked.

That’s why God made gyms.

That’s why God made gyms.

I thought he made those so the rest of us could have something to point at and laugh?

I did sixty five yesterday. Of course I finished with a splitting headache, and mild nausea. I assume its cause I’m dating a wonderful woman whose taste in men clearly has been temporarily degraded. I’m not used to biking happy.

I thought he made those so the rest of us could have something to point at and laugh?

Hey, some of us are delicate little flowers and need AC.

I did sixty five yesterday. Of course I finished with a splitting headache, and mild nausea.

Maybe if you took two bottles of water…

I started out around 5:30 AM, and thought I could get it in before the sun really started in earnest. No such luck, I ended up dehydrated at the end. To boot, somehow I loosened the cables to both brakes and the rear derailleur. I tried tightening the adjustment screws and the barrel adjuster, but I think I only fucked things up worse.

Ah well. They’ve got a couple thousand miles on them, so time to replace anway. Might as well pop a new chain on it, while I’m at it.

Hey, some of us are delicate little flowers and need AC.

I’m not opposed to the concept of a gym in theory, just some of the people who go there.

I’m not opposed to the concept of a gym in theory, just some of the people who go there.

Oh, yeah, Douche City. And I shouldn’t pretend like I still have a gym membership anymore, anyway.

Maybe if you took two bottles of water…
I drank like 3 bottles of water and 2 bottles of sports drink. I was on the course for the horribly hilly hundreds http://www.horriblyhilly.com/home.html which I did last month, but then I took the month off. My training was all in the spring, so I’m just not used to biking in the heat.
If you are changing your chain make sure you also change out your cassette and front sprockets as well. They wear (out) together.

“Given all this context, all the evidence of failure of a government unwilling to protect our national sovereignty or our citizens, and it isn’t difficult to understand how a story like the Laredo ranch invasion seems entirely plausible.

Barack Obama, Janet Napolitano and Eric Holder have failed us. This invasion may have been a hoax, but at the same time, it serves as a very real reflection of their incompetence.”

“What does it say about the Obama administration that so many believed this transparent falsehood?”

a cupcake (not with the Laphroig – smoky peaty goodness and cupcakes are unmixy things)

I take this as a challenge. Maybe with grilled peaches… WE CAN DO THIS THING.

http://wonkette.com/416900/linda-mcmahon-to-win-the-ladiez-vote-with-illogical-ad#comments

What do you vaginal Americans think of this campaign ad? OOOh Yeah!

Oh, yeah, Douche City.

If it’s not a meat market, then it’s filled with mirrors and has a tanning salon annexed to it.

I prefer the Y, but lately even that’s gotten all “pick-uppy”. I’m at a gym to work, not spend thirty minutes on a treadmill, wiping a bead of sweat off my brow and calling it “exercise”.

If you are changing your chain make sure you also change out your cassette and front sprockets as well. They wear (out) together.

I do that on my early season swaps. I just figure with all the mis-gearing these past couple of days, the chain is stretched a bit.

What do you vaginal Americans think of this campaign ad? OOOh Yeah!

Fortunately, I cannot hear it.

I prefer the Y, but lately even that’s gotten all “pick-uppy”. I’m at a gym to work, not spend thirty minutes on a treadmill, wiping a bead of sweat off my brow and calling it “exercise”.

That is one of the good things about living in the Midwest. Hardly anybody uses the gym to pick up people. Partly because the vast majority of us don’t actually work out.

What do you vaginal Americans think of this campaign ad? OOOh Yeah!

The Macho Man does not like Linda McMahon using his tagline, see? Yea! Lemme tell you, when Hulk Hogan and I get our hands on Linda McMahon, there’ll be hell in a cell, oooooooh yea! That’s the truth, bruther, and you better believe that! Dig it! Snap into a Slim Jim!

The Macho Man does not like Linda McMahon using his tagline, see?

I thought that was the Kool-Aid guy’s tagline…

I thought that was the Kool-Aid guy’s tagline…

Him, too. But Randy Savage used it long before Kool Aid

AND Linda McMahon was Randy Savage’s boss for most of his career.

Teh SadlyNaughts need to deal with the right’s discovery of how Shirley Sherrod was lying about her relative having been lynched.

According to the AMURKAN SPECKTITTER’s Jeffrey Lord, Bobby Hall was merely beaten to death by a white mob; it’s only “lynching” if they used a rope.

Bobby Hall was merely beaten to death by a white mob; it’s only “lynching” if they used a rope

Did they check the kerning on the rope?

AND Linda McMahon was Randy Savage’s boss for most of his career.

Oh, yeah. I keep forgetting that she’s the wrestling lady. So weird.

Good to see one of these without the Red Tracksuited One.

More Run, though, would be swell.

El Cid–That’s fucking sick.

Linda McMahon was Randy Savage’s boss for most of his career.

I always knew he was a bottom.

According to the AMURKAN SPECKTITTER’s Jeffrey Lord, Bobby Hall was merely beaten to death by a white mob; it’s only “lynching” if they used a rope.

Did they not-torture him too?

Is it wrong that I want a virtual zebra rug? It feels so right.

It really tied the room together.

Oh, yeah. I keep forgetting that she’s the wrestling lady. So weird.

Personally, I think the entire race is a tax dodge. The McMahons have so much money and now that the estate tax is being reinstated, they figure they can’t leave it to the kids and any charity they leave it to will be awful suspicious, and they can’t spend all of it, so why not blow it on a campaign?

lynch: to put to death, esp. by hanging[but not only, you asshole], by mob action and without legal authority.
….
Originally any sort of summary justice, especially by flogging; narrowing of focus to “extralegal execution by hanging” is 20c.

Seriously, this guy is playing dictionary quibble and he didn’t even fucking look it up to make sure.

I wonder what Jeffrey Lord’s definition of “is” is?

Well if we’re comparing biking penii, I did 55 miles yesterday with my son. My legs are definitely feeling it. This is the first summer we’ve ridden together since he was fifteen…thanks to his maturation and my own, um, maturation (read: decline) our roles have been reversed and he now has to wait for me after the climbs. Dammit.

Bobby Hall was merely beaten to death by a white mob; it’s only “lynching” if they used a rope.

Holy fuck. Is there no depth to which these asshats won’t sink?

Is there no depth to which these asshats won’t sink?

Asshats, like leadhats, sink. Featherhats sometimes float.

Well if we’re comparing biking penii, I did 55 miles yesterday with my son. My legs are definitely feeling it.

One advantage of living in NYC is the highest hill within city limits is about four hundred feet and the inclines approaching it are less than 7% (if I recall correctly, but that’s the general gist).

Of course, we have traffic lights every hundred feet or so…

The advantage to biking in SW Florida is that the highest hill I have to climb is a speed bump just down the street. The disadvantage is the heat and humidity. After the the tropical system went through this past weekend I think the humidity is now up to something like 186%. Whew!

Hey! Shouldn’t that be une minute et cinquante-trois seconds?!?

One thing, that really gets me about these clips, is the cadence, & robotic accents, especially robotic foreign accents. They are always so staccato that, you keep expecting someone to whip out, their asthma inhaler.

*pumps arms bizarrely in the air with frozen expression*

Is there no depth to which these asshats won’t sink?

If there is one, it is such that no terrestrial instruments yet exist that can survive the extreme pressure such an abyss contains so as to prove it. Perhaps their only reliable trait is an uncanny aptitude to scrape through the bottom of the barrel & into the bedrock beneath it like a hot knife going through butter.

At this rate, the GOP’s campaign slogan for 2012 is apt to wind up being:

“BABY-FUCKING, CANNIBALISM & TORTURING SENIORS – JUST LIKE THE FOUNDING FATHERS INTENDED!”

Re: Gyms. Hate those motherfucking pickup gyms. Ugh. The one I joined last year shocked me with the number of young women in scanty/tight workout gear lying down on a exercise ball in the middle of the weight room and…grinding. Jesus Christ. Not that I never did that kind of shit myself, but it still makes my hair stand on end. I don’t wanna go back there, even vicariously.

I just want a nice geriatric gym, is that so wrong? Although I’m getting fatter & weaker by the minute while I wait & hope for one.

How am I supposed to cut and paste THAT?
The last time I heard that line, it was a porn actress looking wide-eyed at an Osborne 1.

“Osborne 1” is TRIGGERING ME.

“Cut and paste” is a trigger too, but fortunately the Frau Doktorin has hidden all the X-Actos.