Breitbart aneurysm watch begins – NOW!

I better poop on this thread while it’s in the single digits.

I think I speak for 99% of the liberals on the planet when I say, who the fuck is Saul Alinsky? I get all my strategy from Che Guevara, Chairman Mao and The Punisher comic books.

Is it just me, or does that headline make no fucking sense?

Hah! I learned everything I needed to know about leadership temawork and strategy from “The Lord of the Flies”

I’m confused.

Hah! I learned everything I needed to know about leadership temawork and strategy from “The Lord of the Flies”

I didn’t know you were a libertarian.

I dared, TRIPLE DOG DARED, El Cid to go over to that thread and point out that Breitbart once flipped the bird to a march in support of children’s rights, that he thought was an anti-Iraq-war protest.

I learned everything I need to know about small-business management and interpersonal relations from Stringer Bell and Al Swearengen.

Plus I never got a check from no goddamn Alinsky!!

Racercar

That’s a beater. I wouldn’t trade my Toyota for this hunk-o-junk, ever.

Is it just me, or does that headline make no fucking sense?

It’s not just you. It’s why I think the aneurysm is gaining some ground.

I learned everything I needed to know about leadership temawork and strategy from “The Lord of the Flies”

I got my learnin’ from Han Solo.

I got my learnin’ from Han Solo.

Shoot first, and apologize for the mess?

I got my learnin’ from Han Solo.

Shoot first, and apologize for the mess?

Be the third wheel on a brother/sister date.

I got my learnin’ from Han Solo.

Be the third wheel on a brother/sister date.

And never tell me the odds.

Brightfart even managed to work Alinsky into his John King interview.

That boy ain’t right, bless his heart.

I got my learnin’ from Han Solo.

Be the third wheel on a brother/sister date.

Tell terrorists to get off your plane?

Be the third wheel on a brother/sister date.

Win.

I got my learnin’ from Han Solo.

Hang out on the far side of the moon until the x-wings take out all but one of the TIE fighters, then swwop in squeeze off one shot and become a big fucking hero.

I got my learnin’ from Han Solo.

Tell terrorists to get off your plane?

Ask for Marlon Brando to have his command terminated.

My shorter: We keep throwing shit against the wall until some of it sticks, but it’s not our fault there’s shit on the wall, it’s the walls’ fault for being slightly sticky.

Hang out on the far side of the moon until the x-wings take out all but one of the TIE fighters, then swwop in squeeze off one shot and become a big fucking hero.

THAT’S THE LESSON!

I’m so excited about this thread I’m afraid it’s going to be despoiled by my premature exclamation! Ooooooooh yeeeeeeeeh!

I need a cigarette.

My shorter: We keep throwing shit against the wall until some of it sticks, but it’s not our fault there’s shit on the wall, it’s the walls’ fault for being slightly sticky.

That’s about right. Of course they also take the time to edit the consistency of the shit before they throw it against the wall to help it stick better.

I got my learnin’ from Han Solo.

Ask for Marlon Brando to have his command terminated.

Sean Connery is your DAD?

Who is more dramatical, This one or That one, the white one or the black one?

and with a right-left, right-left, he’s toothless

I think I speak for 99% of the liberals on the planet when I say, who the fuck is Saul Alinsky?

Exactly. Wink wink. We know what you’re saying.

Mostly what I learned from the Lord of the Flies is to never be the last guy to abandon all vestiges of civilized behavior. It never ends well for that guy.

Sean Connery is your DAD?

I never understood why Connery named his son after the dog. And that was before they nuked the fridge.

Mostly what I learned from the Lord of the Flies is to never be the last guy to abandon all vestiges of civilized behavior. It never ends well for that guy.

Sooo…you *are* a libertarian.

Shorter Bratfart: I didn’t aim the gun, I just pulled the trigger. Is Sherrod going to sue Blartfart for defamation of character? I do hope so.

Oh. What actor learned from Han was the how to spend a life alone together on a small spacecraft with a Furry. What the precise details are I neither know nor care to know.

Sooo…you *are* a libertarian.
No. I do not advocate abandoning all vestiges of civilized behavior as the solution to any and all problems.

I never understood why Connery named his son after the dog.

“Junior”?

Well, it involved a lonely night on the moors when he was teaching Conor MacLeod how “there can be only one,” see….

I never understood why Connery named his son after the dog. And that was before they nuked the fridge.

I dunno, but at least he helped that Amish kid.

What actor learned from Han was the how to spend a life alone together on a small spacecraft with a Furry

That’s no way to refer to Billy Dee Williams.

If loving an 7′ tall shaggy alien mechanic is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.

Well, it involved a lonely night on the moors when he was teaching Conor MacLeod how “there can be only one,” see….

Was he wearing over-the-knee boots and a red loincloth?

“how to spend a life alone together on a small spacecraft with a Furry. ”

If this were a sitcom I would so watch it.

That’s no way to refer to Billy Dee Williams.

Even before he transmigrated into Aaron Eckhart.

I’m so excited about this thread I’m afraid it’s going to be despoiled by my premature exclamation! Ooooooooh yeeeeeeeeh!

I need a cigarette.

That was SO hot.

Was he wearing over-the-knee boots and a red loincloth?

He got so used to wearing one in Zardoz he just couldn’t give it up.

“That was SO hot”

It was good for me too.

I got my learnin’ from Han Solo.

Sword versus gun!

I get all of my tactical training from old Three Stooges episodes. Early cinematic ultra-violence.

I learned everything I know about SQL and databases from TRON.

“Was he wearing over-the-knee boots and a red loincloth?”

That’s the way your mother likes it, Trebeck!

That’s the way your mother likes it, Trebeck!

Shwords for 200 Alexsh!

I think I speak for 99% of the liberals on the planet when I say, who the fuck is Saul Alinsky?

Exactly. Wink wink. We know what you’re saying.

One might look up Rules for Radicals on Amazon and see that it’s most often bought by people whose other purchases are books by Glenn Beck and David Horowitz. One could also go to any one of several rightwing websites, especially to the comments sections, and see a surprisingly high level of familiarity with said rules and associated tactics. From these observations one might conclude that it’s conservatives, not liberals, who are obsessed with Saul Alinsky.

One’s conclusions would be incorrect, however. We dirty actual Alinskyites are slick enough to buy our copies with cash in dingy headshops in Cambridge and Berkeley, and to distribute photocopies only to trusted recipients.

Close italics win fail!

Fucking radical leftists, how do they work?

One might look up Rules for Radicals on Amazon and see that it’s most often bought by people whose other purchases are books by Glenn Beck and David Horowitz

I’m a radical mind-numbed lefty robot. What are these rules of which you speak?

…buy our copies with cash in dingy headshops in Cambridge and Berkeley…

Yeah, Anapurna headshop on Telegraph Ave. keeps their copies next to the stick incense rack, below the Grafix bongs and dildos. They give you a free boxing nun puppet with every copy.

Fucking radical leftists, how do they work?

They don’t. That’s why they’re leftists.

They give you a free boxing nun puppet with every copy.

But you can ask for bootleg Phish tapes if you have too many.

From these observations one might conclude that it’s conservatives, not liberals, who are obsessed with Saul Alinsky.

Again, Hofstader.

It is hard to resist the conclusion that this enemy is on many counts the projection of the self; both the ideal and the unacceptable aspects of the self are attributed to him. The enemy may be the cosmopolitan intellectual, but the paranoid will outdo him in the apparatus of scholarship, even of pedantry. Secret organizations set up to combat secret organizations give the same flattery. The Ku Klux Klan imitated Catholicism to the point of donning priestly vestments, developing an elaborate ritual and an equally elaborate hierarchy. The John Birch Society emulates Communist cells and quasi-secret operation through “front” groups, and preaches a ruthless prosecution of the ideological war along lines very similar to those it finds in the Communist enemy. Spokesmen of the various fundamentalist anti-Communist “crusades” openly express their admiration for the dedication and discipline the Communist cause calls forth.

Is it just me, or does that headline make no fucking sense?

the whole fucken article makes no fucken sense

He got so used to wearing one in Zardoz he just couldn’t give it up.

It was really inappropriate in The Rock, tho

What’s the deal with posting a photo of Breitfart looking so urbane and intelligent? That’s actually the best picture I’ve ever seen of him.

Well, today we find out if Mrs. JP’s layoff is permanent or temporary. In the meantime, we have zero chance of being able to pay the rent next month so whatever little anyone can do would be greatly appreciated.

Fucking radical leftists, how do they work?

They don’t. That’s why they’re leftists.

Ah, but they do work. That’s why they are considered “radical”.

can someone give me a short rundown of the entire breitbart/black panther/naacpgate or whatever it is? I just know bits and pieces from snarkblogs, which is the only source of news I can stomach these days.

I’m a radical mind-numbed lefty robot. What are these rules of which you speak?

The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Never tattle. Always pick on someone who’s different from you. Never say anything unless you’re sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do . . .

i mean seriously. even daily show and colbert give me stomach aches these days. here, tbogg, alicublog, occasionally oliver willis, that’s like, it.

The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Never tattle. Always pick on someone who’s different from you. Never say anything unless you’re sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do . . .

Those are the wingnut rules. Fake outrage, and total conformity of thought.

can someone give me a short rundown of the entire breitbart/black panther/naacpgate or whatever it is?

Vilsack courageously fired someone from the USDA (Shirley Sherrod) over a Breitbart doctored video of a speech she gave at an NAACP function. Possibly at the WH’s behest. In other words, it’s Van Jones/ACORN again.

There’s a lot on it over at Balloon-juice.

can someone give me a short rundown of the entire breitbart/black panther/naacpgate or whatever it is? I just know bits and pieces from snarkblogs, which is the only source of news I can stomach these days.

There’s this rentboy, see…

I got my learnin’ from Han Solo.

Ask for Marlon Brando to have his command terminated.

Throw that bitch-ass Nazi right off the blimp…

HOLY SHIT! JONAH GOLDBERG CRITICIZES BREITBART!

can someone give me a short rundown of the entire breitbart/black panther/naacpgate or whatever it is?

The NAACP issued a resolution or something asking Tea Party leadership to condemn racist signs at Tea Party rallies.
Tea Partiers wigged out, including some spokesman guy who said the Tea Party’s not racist, but shifty Negroes are certainly shifty indeed. He got fired.
Breitbart posted a video of some elderly black woman who works for USDA giving a speech at an NAACP event, supposedly stating that she didn’t help whitey because blacks are the real racists.
Tom Vilsack wigged out and fired her.
The full video came out and the lady was actually telling a story about how once 25 years ago in another job she got mad a white guy and didn’t want to help him but got over it and now she thinks racism is kinda crappy no matter who it comes from.
A few people in the NAACP audience laughed at parts when she said she didn’t want to help people, so Breitbart says even if this lady is not so bad for a black, blacks are the real racists.

The Black Panther thing is a parallel thing.

A couple of goofy BP guys showed up at a polling place in Philly on election day in 2008.
They were escorted away.
The Bush DOJ filed a civil suit.
The Obama DOJ was in place a few months later when the case was resolved with a judgement against one of the guys.
One of the BP guys said something about “crackers” once.
Obama’s a racist who doesn’t want white people to vote.

I keep trying to create an account for BlightBlart, but so far it hasn’t worked.

By the way, I looked it up:

It was Breitbart himself who told the story about mocking the anti-child soldier protest march.

In Breitbart’s case, we’re supposed to pay attention to the entire context of his self-disclosed apologia, rather than just note the part “Andrew Breitbart supports forcing children to be soldiers for 3rd world gangsters.”

But according to the Sherrod standard of context, Andrew Breitbart supports 3rd world warlords and tyrants forcing children to be child soldiers

I don’t think it’s right that a major right wing media blog’s founder supports forcing children into carrying guns for African and Islamic fundamentalist murderers

I don’t know why Andrew Breitbart supports African and Islamic fundamentalist tyrants and their enslaving of children, but I think the political right needs to account for this supporter of Islamic fundamentalist terrorists in their midst.

BTW I laugh every time I see that Blightblart photo.

HOLY SHIT! JONAH GOLDBERG CRITICIZES BREITBART!

This is pretty much a one-way ride to awesometown.

got my learnin’ from Han Solo.

Throw that bitch-ass Nazi right off the blimp…

Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown.

can someone give me a short rundown of the entire breitbart/black panther/naacpgate or whatever it is? I just know bits and pieces from snarkblogs, which is the only source of news I can stomach these days.

NAACP accuses teaparty of being racist fucks
Wingnuts go mental
Breidbart edits a video of a (black) person in Obamas administration saying kill whitey
Wingnuts go mental
Said person is fired. Obama administration shows it has no balls
On closer examination, the video doesn’t exactly say what Briedbart said it said (surprise, sur-fucken-prise)
Wingnuts go, errr…… emmm….

??????

Profit

HOLY SHIT! JONAH GOLDBERG CRITICIZES BREITBART!

This is pretty much a one-way ride to awesometown.

Indeed. But one of Jonah’s readers gets it right: “If we don’t act as badly as the black leftists do, they will defeat us!!!!!!!!”

Doesn’t sound at all like this.

The wingnuts on the bus go mental mental mental
Mental mental mental
The wingnuts on the bus go mental mental mental
Mental mental mental
And that’s the way laws are made

From mark f’s link: “These people are never going to learn from our high-minded example, what planet are you from?”

I snorted. Loudly.

I snorted. Loudly.

I had that reaction when I read Jonah’s take on Journolist:

So much of it reads like dorm room b.s. from the student-government crowd, and the fact that some very smart and serious people tolerate, never mind participate, in these at times idiotic and hilariously sophomoric conversations makes me wince with embarrassment for them and, in a couple cases, rethink both their smartness and seriousness.

Followed by a post titled Do Slate Men Shave Their Armpits?.

“These people are never going to learn from our high-minded example, what planet are you from?”

Sounds like Han Solo.

I’m so excited about this thread I’m afraid it’s going to be despoiled by my premature exclamation! Ooooooooh yeeeeeeeeh!

I need a cigarette.

Sounds more like you need a Slim Jim.

“wingnuts go mental” is pretty much their default state, yeah. Thanks for the summary!

Followed by a post titled Do Slate Men Shave Their Armpits?.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Mark, you should send Jonah an email and point that out to him.

Peter A. List, Big Government:
Context Is Everything. NAACP’s Jealous ‘Snookered’ Himself

Context is Everything: Here, Watch This Heavily Redacted Video Clip From Some Place and Some Time and We’ll Tell You What to Make of It.

‘Snookered’ Himself

Far less repulsive than Snookiing one’s self, which involves carnal knowledge of an Oompa-Loompa.

Context is Everything: Here, Watch This Heavily Redacted Video Clip From Some Place and Some Time and We’ll Tell You What to Make of It.

I played little league and went to high school with a guy who posts a bunch of Glenn Beck crap on Facebook all the time. Because I can’t ignore it I always end up arguing with him (hey, if he’s going to be That Annoying Guy who posts that shit, I don’t see a problem with being That Annoying Guy who always responds). Anyway, one time he told me that Glenn Beck always backs up his claims with “not out-of-context quotes” and other evidence. I tried explaining that a disembodied soundbite is by definition out of context, but he wouldn’t listen to me.

I’m not sure if I have a point here, except that people very confident in their ignorance are annoying.

Far less repulsive than Snookiing one’s self, which involves carnal knowledge of an Oompa-Loompa.

Or John McCain’s next wife.

Mark, you should send Jonah an email and point that out to him.

Even though Jonah actually seems to be a stand-up guy in that he’d probably respond and wouldn’t try to get me fired or something, I don’t know if I need it explained by him why that is central to his point and that I’m stupid.

I had that reaction when I read Jonah’s take on Journolist:

Yeah, that was pretty great, too.

Maybe the ad people just thought close-ups of armpit hair were kind of gross?

I don’t know if I need it explained by him why that is central to his point and that I’m stupid.

I’ve emailed him a couple of times, and his usual MO is to call me a stupid liberal or something.

It’s such an obvious projection. I’d email him this myself, except I can’t access personal email at work which means he’d have the night to think of a better ad hominem.

Context is Everything: Here, Watch This Drive!

Fixt for contextual accuracy.

Poor Jonah. It must be depressing to be that fucking inadequate.

Context is Everything: Here, Watch This Drive!

Fixt for contextual accuracy.

OH NOEZ. The double post. My tank is fail.

HOLY SHIT! JONAH GOLDBERG CRITICIZES BREITBART!

This is pretty much a one-way ride to awesometown.

Nah, the mangoes are still rotten- he’s trying to portray Breitbart as “on the side of the angels most of the time” or some such bullshit.

I think the real danger in the attention given to this case is that it, in these days of 99ers and chronically underemployed Americans of both races, points out that working and middle class blacks and whites have similar interests and should band together. By playing up the racial angle, they are trying to distract poor, undereducated white people0 the sort of people who plantation owners convinced to die to protect a neofeudal system that they (the poor whites) aspired to, but had little chance to benefit from.

I’m not sure if I have a point here, except that people very confident in their ignorance are annoying.

That’s because shutup that’s why also!

Poor Jonah. It must be depressing to be that fucking inadequate.

It’s genetic.

in these at times idiotic and hilariously sophomoric conversations makes me wince with embarrassment for them and, in a couple cases, rethink both their smartness and seriousness.

I often wince in embarrassment for Goldberg, but it has never caused me to rethink his smartness or seriousness. Go figure.

We got bigger fish to fry, people!

Heh. Mama Grizzly.

who the fuck is Saul Alinsky?

You don’t know who Saul Alinsky is because the computer chip he implanted in your brain has erased your conscious memories of his hallucinogen-fueled neo-Maoist brainwashing sessions.

Nah, the mangoes are still rotten- he’s trying to portray Breitbart as “on the side of the angels most of the time” or some such bullshit.

This was my favorite line. We’re like, you know, angels and stuff. Ergo, we’re better than you and our ginormous fuckups should be completely forgiven because who cares if some black chick loses her job? Not angels, that’s for sure.

Odd powers retain their sign, even powers are always positive.
Roots may be imaginary or real.

Odd powers retain their sign, even powers are always positive.
Roots may be imaginary or real.

If loving the hell out of this comment is wrong, I don’t wanna be right…

I don’t wanna be right…

Breitfart’s epitaph.

We got bigger fish to fry, people!

Please. Wonkette had the story two days ago that Sarah wasn’t attending the wedding.

“Roots may be imaginary or real.”

The Tree of Liberty is thus held up by sheer force of Will. Triumphant Will. (A friend of mine from high school – he was always going around holding up trees. I tried to tell him banks were where the money was, but he never listened.)

The Tree of Liberty is thus held up by sheer force of Will. Triumphant Will.

The only sibling of George Will to actually survive.

who the fuck is Saul Alinsky?

He’s some Jewy Jew Jew who has morphed into the Emmanuel Goldstein of the Tea Party.

arf arf

arf arf

Careful, there, GDB. Breitbart will edit this tape to make it seem the dog is accusing you of bestiality.

Roots may be imaginary or real

And

Out west, where you vacation, the aspens will already be turning. They turn in clusters, because their roots connect them. Come back to work — to life.

Scooter Libby, is that you?

Plus I never got a check from no goddamn Alinsky!!

Oh, I get it, he’s a gynocologist?

“Plus I never got a check from no goddamn Alinsky!!

Oh, I get it, he’s a gynocologist?”

I don’t think so. Which is why I have to be 500 feet away from him at all times. It’s been easy though.

You can’t fool me! Alinsky is some carny act, like Alinksy the Great. Probably one of them mind-readers that plants people in the audience as scams.

I think WP eatted my comment.

He’s some Jewy Jew Jew who has morphed into the Emmanuel Goldstein of the Tea Party.

Poor George Soros. It’s gotta hurt giving up the #1 spot to a dead guy.

He’s some Jewy Jew Jew who has morphed into the Emmanuel Goldstein of the Tea Party.

Poor George Soros. It’s gotta hurt giving up the #1 spot to a dead guy.

Saul Alinsky is the new George Soros.
ACORN is the new NAACP.
The SEIU are the new ACLU.
The New Black Panthers are the new Black Panthers.

See? The Tea Party has nothing in common with Republicans at all.

In other news heretofore ignored by the lazy, fuckin’ hippies at this here site that have managed to post exactly two (2!) threads over the course of two (2!) days now:

Tucker Carlson has popped up to the second-baseman and thinks he hit a triple. Can his groveling for relevance be any more pathetic?

Tucker Carlson has popped up to the second-baseman and thinks he hit a triple.

Tucker: Definition 3

Tucker: Definition 3

Yeah, I’m pretty sure I already know what that is.

My doctor didn’t say nuffin bout no Alinsky when warning me about free radicals.

I’m curious that they think the Black Panthers are culturally relevant enough in 2010 to be the boogeyman du jour.

I guess this has something to do with Fox’s prime viewer demographic, which is age 65 to dead.

For the average person they might as well be talking about Kaiser Wilhelm.

who is kaiser wilhelm?

Speaking of Briteblart….Oh. My. God.

Throughout the decades, stars from Barbara Stanwyck to Angelina Jolie have expressed interest in bringing the novel to life, but it’s going to be producers Harmon Kaslow and John Aglialoro who finally break the curse. Directed by Paul Johansson, who also stars as John Galt, and co-starring Taylor Schilling as Dagny Taggart and Matthew Marsden as James Taggart, principal photography wrapped this very day. Which means…

Yes, there will be an “Atlas Shrugged” movie. Well, at least a part one.

Who the fuck is Taylor Schilling?

who is kaiser wilhelm?

Whenever 3 or more are gathered in his name, he is there. Or one person saying his name 12 times in front of a mirror in complete darkness.

The New Black Panthers are the new Black Panthers.

This made me, as the kids put it, LOL.

Directed by Paul Johansson, who also stars as John Galt, and co-starring Taylor Schilling as Dagny Taggart and Matthew Marsden as James Taggart, principal photography wrapped this very day. Which means…

Direct to video, then direct to bargain bin.

HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!! The director/John Galt was on “One Tree Hill.”

This should be fucking AWESOME.

Taylor Schilling….Yum!

Direct to video, then direct to bargain bin.

Ayup.

Oooh, he was in Boondock Saints II: All Saints’ Day!

She’s very pretty, but…um…she’s only 26?

Yes, I’m saying she looks older than that.

Geez, if ever a movie cried out for the subtle skills and nuanced direction of Paul Veerhoven, that movie would be Atlas Shrugged.

Or one person saying his name 12 times in front of a mirror in complete darkness.

Biggie Smalls. Biggie Smalls. Biggie Smalls.

Geez, if ever a movie cried out for the subtle skills and nuanced direction of Paul Veerhoven Michael Bay, that movie would be Atlas Shrugged.

Fixed!

“the subtle skills and nuanced direction of Paul Veerhoven”

Nah. Mel Brooks.

Nah. Mel Brooks.

Nah. Ed Wood.

“Nah. Mel Brooks.

Nah. Ed Wood.”

Nah. Saul Alinsky.

“Nah. Mel Brooks.

Nah. Saul Alinsky.

Nah. The guy who did the Bullwinkle cartoons.

Isn’t it a little ballsy and ridiculous to cast yourself as the hero in the movie you’re directing? Especially in the case of Atlas Shrugged?

actor, you don’t know your own strength.

Obama has once again associated himself with a terrorist threat to the Republic in the name of anti-white race war. (Via.)

A Saturday jaunt to a Maine ice cream parlor by US President Barack Obama has brought serious concern after analysis of the the shop’s logo shows a striking similarity to the logo used to represent Black Supremacy in America.

Obama was photographed Saturday by reporters enjoying a scoop of vanilla in front of Mount Desert Island Ice Cream in Bar Harbor, Maine, which proudly advertises its “fearless flavor” on its website. However, its black, clenched-fist logo bears an uncanny resemblance to the one created to represent the supremacist movement in the 1960?s.

In fact, store owner Linda Parker admits to intentionally modeling her logo after that of the Black Power Movement, telling a reporter in 2008, “Everyone has seen enough cows in the hillside.”

This should be headline news on FOXNOOZ, CNN, the Washington Post, and so on and so forth.

When are the librul soshullists going to stop pushing their genocidal anti-white ice creams on a population which has been subject to too many devastating hits already?

How dare Obama use ice cream as a vehicle for establishing a Black Muslim caliphate in the most best nation in all of history?

How dare Obama use ice cream as a vehicle for establishing a Black Muslim caliphate in the most best nation in all of history?

Little known fact: It’s Ben Alinsky and Jerry Soros.

Black Supremacy in America.

LOLWUT?

Little known fact: It’s Ben Alinsky and Jerry Soros.

NICE. Martini? Double?

Fucking radical leftists, how do they work?

First you have to buy us dinner…

That Taylor chick reminds me an awful lot of this chick.

Little known fact: It’s Ben Alinsky and Jerry Soros.

Totes true. I learned that from the cute Ben and Jerry’s factory tour guide the other day.

One comment:

Maineiac says
You do realize the shop is owned by a white woman (a blonde no less) with a white husband, right? It is a small ice cream store where she gets up at 3 AM to make the ice cream herself. Something tells me, she’s probably been too busy making ice cream to plan years out for an unexpected visit from the president who, by all accounts, really just liked the ice cream.

Nice. Cool nym. Also too/

followed by:

Edwin Leemans says
With the raised black fist is how it all started in South Africa. This was the symbol of the ANC, UDF and other so called liberation movements.
Now South Africa is in the hands of the communists. Only a few million whites are left, and each day is a struggle to survive. Our names changed, and we are now even called, “Afrikans”. The Boerevolk of South Africa, will stand up!

Wishing the conservatives of “Amerika”, the best of luck

I didn’t know that the white aristocracy in South Africa was locked in a daily struggle to survive. Huh. Learn something new every day.

Q: Who the fuck is Taylor Schilling?

1. Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade (2009) (TV) …. Herself

A: Someone who pads her IMDB page.

What’s the favored ice cream flavor of black supremacist Muslim Kenyan jihadist soshullists? Vanilla is simply a signal to the sleeper cells to remain hidden. Loony Sunni? Shi’a Fria? Kilimanjaro Crunch?

“Isn’t it a little ballsy and ridiculous to cast yourself as the hero in the movie you’re directing? Especially in the case of Atlas Shrugged?”

Seems to me he’s got Galt down pat. And his balls must be at least as big as Ayn Rands.

Obama Visits Black Power Ice Cream

Best headline EVAR? Possibly?

A couple of questions spring to mind:
1.) What makes ice cream “black power” ice cream?
2.) How does one “visit” ice cream?

I feel like I’ve done desserts wrong all these years. I was just eating them up. I didn’t even have the decency to call upon them at their homes, speak with their parents, declare my intentions, or take them out and win them teddy bears at the state fair. Just fuckin’ ate them up. I’m so rude.

NICE. Martini? Double?

Don’t mind if I do! Thanks.

Say, did you watch that drive that the random golf pro made at that generic golfing match over the week end?

1.) What makes ice cream “black power” ice cream?

Chocolate sprinkles, honky. It’s a black thang, you wunnit unnderstan.

That Taylor chick reminds me an awful lot of this chick.

There’s a cloning facility that grinds them out like sausage.

1. Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade (2009) (TV) …. Herself

A: Someone who pads her IMDB page.

Someone who had serious issues with bloating.

There’s a cloning facility that grinds them out like sausage.

You DO NOT want to see how they’re made…

“Loony Sunni? Shi’a Fria? Kilimanjaro Crunch?”

Hijabanana? Mao’s cocoa crunch? Stalin’s brawlin blueberry? Che’s whey?

Chocolate sprinkles, honky. It’s a black thang, you wunnit unnderstan.

I heard you have to ask for it like this: “Give me some motherfucking ice cream, beyotch!”

I think you libruls are missing the important symbiologie of the Black Man eating the White Ice Cream.

I smell a Master’s Thesis.

It smells like….victory!

There’s a cloning facility that grinds them out like sausage salami.

Fizz’d for recursion.

What’s the favored ice cream flavor of black supremacist Muslim Kenyan jihadist soshullists? Vanilla is simply a signal to the sleeper cells to remain hidden. Loony Sunni? Shi’a Fria? Kilimanjaro Crunch?

Arugula with spicy mustard. Duh.

What’s the favored ice cream flavor of black supremacist Muslim Kenyan jihadist soshullists? Vanilla is simply a signal to the sleeper cells to remain hidden. Loony Sunni? Shi’a Fria? Kilimanjaro Crunch?

According to one of the replies from a Bar Harbor local it was actually coconut ice cream. Clearly a signal to the ‘African Swallows’ to start the ‘migration’.
Yeah, could be, an African swallow could carry a coconut, but African swallows are non-migrtory.

There’s a cloning facility that grinds them out like sausage.

You DO NOT want to see how they’re made…

Take one skin shed snake-like by the pop-tart in fashion, stuff with meat ground from the losers of children’s beauty pageants.

important symbiologie of the Black Man eating the White Ice Cream.

Mel Gibson starring as Mel Gibson in the “Blow Me Then Fill my Jacuzzi: The Mel Gibson Story ” says “They may take our women…but they’ll never take…OUR ICE CREAM!!”

Chocolate sprinkles, honky. It’s a black thang, you wunnit unnderstan.

In New England we call chocolate sprinkles “jimmies.” Supposedly this has racist origins.

“a signal to the ‘African Swallows’….”

I think I am beginning to understand why “once you go Black…”

Black power revival. In Maine. OK. How many black people live in Maine, again?

coconut ice cream.

**gag**

Ok, now I’m convinced that he’s a fascist.

Vermont is also a hotbed of Black radicalism.

In New England we call chocolate sprinkles “jimmies.”

I thought Jim were white on the inside. Wtf?

hotbed

Would I be out of line bringing back the V_R?

Would I be out of line bringing back the V_R?

Hey…when you put “hot”, “bed” and “black” in the same sentence, you’re almost asking for it.

Thing is, it does kind of look like the “raised fist”. My best guess is that it’s supposed to be an ironic joke for the New England hippies and hipster tourists who come visit it.

V.R. being the 18th unsuccessful cloning attempt before the successful 19th attempt V.S.?

“I drink eat your milkshake ice cream!“

Yes. Raised fist with spoon. Very menacing.

First they came for our MOXIE!!

How many black people live in Maine, again?

There has been an influx of Somali refugees recently:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somali_and_Bantu_migration_to_Maine

No population figures in this stub, though.

With the raised black fist is how it all started in South Africa.

Few realize that the ANC’s armed wing, Umkonto We Siswe, actually was based out of a milkshake shop.

V.R. being the 18th unsuccessful cloning attempt before the successful 19th attempt V.S.?

I just can’t get that penis filtered out.

Yes. Raised fist with spoon. Very menacing.

I can tell you it made my white anus pucker.

Hey…when you put “hot”, “bed” and “black” in the same sentence, you’re almost asking for it.

And just hang it out there like perv bait…

Thing is, it does kind of look like the “raised fist”. My best guess is that it’s supposed to be an ironic joke for the New England hippies and hipster tourists who come visit it.

And you’ll continue to think that right up until they detonate a rocky road peanut crunch at your child’s school. The entire purpose of the “Dove” bar is to hypnotize surrender-minded liberals into opposing the taking of the war to the creamerists.

An awesome commenter from the site says this:

You guys have it wrong. It’s all about Ice Cream power. You see, Mount Desert Ice Cream is planning dessertocide, cleansing Maine of all the other desert shops including but not limited to: Gelato shops, bakeries and other Ice Cream shops.

This is dessertism at it’s worst and we have to put a stop to it.

His milkshake brings all the ‘tards to the yard.

And just hang it out there like perv bait…

Shouldn’t do that. Could get sun or wind-burned.

His milkshake brings all the ‘tards to the yard.

HA! FTW.

Let’s see your milkshake…

taking the war to the creamerists

Just be sure you bring a condom.

Looks like I stumbled into some sort of TEASPOON revival here. Better alert ‘Liss.

Obama Visits Black Power Ice Cream

Bar Harbor, the nexus of the black power movement in New England? As if, everybody knows it’s Stonington.

“HA! FTW.

Let’s see your milkshake…”

I was kinda proud o’ that one 😉

How many black people live in Maine, again?

Being a regular traveler to Portland, I would estimate the Somali population there as “a fuckload”. It’s surreal visiting a town that is made up of blacker-than-average black people, whiter-than-average white people, and basically nothing in between…

“In fact, store owner Linda Parker admits to intentionally modeling her logo after that of the Black Power Movement, telling a reporter in 2008, “Everyone has seen enough cows in the hillside.”

One of these things is not like the other.

blacker-than-average black people, whiter-than-average white people, and basically nothing in between…

Give it a generation and that problem is solved.

The revolution will not be hot-fudgeified. There will, however, be jimmies.

Give it a generation and that problem is solved.

Driving whitey mad with fear and loathing because…um…because…um…well just because it’s unnatural, ok? Shutup, that’s why.

That’s quite a thread on that ice cream scoop (GET IT?). Some crazies say Obama’s racist. Some Bar Harborites say the place is good. One guy says

The NIM Truth says WOW from the looks of the comments it seems that Bar Harbor, Maine is a Leftist shithole. Someone drop a nuke on it and start all over again, please!

HOLY SHIT! JONAH GOLDBERG CRITICIZES BREITBART!

La Jonah e Mobile

“The revolution will not be hot-fudgeified. There will, however, be jimmies.”

DYN-O-MITE!

Give it a generation and that problem is solved.

Unfortunately I can’t think of anyone less likely to associate with a Somali immigrant than an upper middle class white person from Portland (which come in two flavors: hipster and LLBeaniac). The only way those two groups are going to exchange genetic materials is via toilet seat.

From a Bangor Daily News on this Summer Tardfest II:

In a claim that many people think could have been lifted from the satirical news outlets The Onion or “The Daily Show,” several right-leaning bloggers have suggested that the decision by Obama, the nation’s first black president, to patronize a shop with what one site called “such a politically-sensitive logo” has hidden, intentional meaning…

…The company boasts “fearless flavor” as its motto, but with varieties such as Mexican chocolate, blueberry basil and stout, her customers are more likely to encounter a Fig Newton at her business than they are Huey Newton…

[Said a local customer,] “When I first [met] Linda I thought ‘this girl obviously is hell bent on destroying the white race,’” one friend jokingly wrote on Parker’s Facebook page. “And then I ordered chocolate wasabi.”…

…“It just seemed really hilarious to us,” [owner] Parker said. “All I’m doing is getting up, making ice cream, and going to bed. That’s all I do all summer. No time for radical insurgency.”…

…So far there are no conspiracy theories on right-wing blogs about the Obamas dining the next night at a restaurant named Havana.

Do these people really expect us to fall for ‘I’m just a small business who makes ice cream” story?

The NIM Truth says WOW from the looks of the comments it seems that Bar Harbor, Maine is a Leftist shithole. Someone drop a nuke on it and start all over again, please!

Warning; If you read these comments, this link (The NIM Truth) is very NSFW racist, scary shit. I went there was very unpleasantly surprised.

The NIM Truth says WOW from the looks of the comments it seems that Bar Harbor, Maine is a Leftist shithole. Someone drop a nuke on it and start all over again, please!

Nothing says “American Patriot” quite like a desire to murder fellow Americans for ThoughtCrime.

Brother Gibbs makes with the apologizin’.

Unfortunately I can’t think of anyone less likely to associate with a Somali immigrant than an upper middle class white person from Portland (which come in two flavors: hipster and LLBeaniac).

Are there no working class white Portlandians?

The only way those two groups are going to exchange genetic materials is via toilet seat.

So…a threesome between a Somali immigrant, a hipster, and a toilet seat?

Curse you Preview.

Gibbs apology to Sherrod

The only way those two groups are going to exchange genetic materials is via toilet seat.
Things may work differently in Maine, but here in Wisconsin we do not underestimate the power of the kegger (whether in a dorm basement, abandoned quarry or just a moonlit cornfield) to facilitate population mixture.

Yeah, some of the comments were pretty sad. My favorite is when they deny being racists then say racist stuff inthe same paragraph.

“Nothing says “American Patriot” quite like a desire to murder fellow Americans for ThoughtCrime.”
Rick Perlstein’s “Nixonland” contains nearly a full page of quotes from Real Murkins who expressed delight over Kent State. I wish Perlstein had gotten some of their names, because the people who set the agenda for the modern conservative movement deserve proper recognition.

The only way those two groups are going to exchange genetic materials is via toilet seat.

Never underestimate teenage hormonal activity. Nothing pisses off white suburban parents like bringing home one of “those people”.

My favorite is when they deny being racists then say racist stuff inthe same paragraph.

Suddenly it’s racist to say that black people are inferior to white people? Just like you people–and by “you people” I mean Real Racists, so don’t play the Race Card on me, Satchmo!–to play the Race Card because you don’t like the truth.

Besides, everyone knows the only real racists in the whole world were Robert Byrd, A DEMONCRAP HERO!!!! who didn’t want to give special rights to black people, and the blacks who wanted special rights.

jurassicpork said,

July 21, 2010 at 17:43 (unkill)

I’m as likely to give you cash money as I am to respond to Nigerian lottery scam spammers but I do have a tip for you, start a chicken blog. There’s big money in that.

Yes. Raised fist with spoon. Very menacing.

Never mock the battle cry of flatware!!

Raised fist with spoon. Very menacing.

I have to admit that the first thing that would come to my mind on seeing that would be the Tick.

Never mock the battle cry of flatware!!

SPOON!

SPOON!

Indeed.

It seems that Xecky stepped on my dick while I looked up the Tick.

GRR, I says, GRR!

Xecky stepped on my dick

Not at all! Just holding your place in line.

Plus Mark D. got there first, if he was thinking of the Tick. GRR!

Not at all! Just holding your place in line.

While wearing cleats!

Geez, if ever a movie cried out for the subtle skills and nuanced direction of Paul Veerhoven, that movie would be Atlas Shrugged.

Damn you, I nearly choked on my drink and DIED when you said that… granted, I was just trying to save my keyboard. So in a moral sense, you only owe me a keyboard. BUT STILL.

SPOON!

spork!

Hey. Lookit this crap: How’d that “Carl” dude get memeorandummed?

Beware the sporks!

Hey. Lookit this crap: How’d that “Carl” dude get memeorandummed?

He learned to put out from the “casting couch”.

coconut ice cream.

**gag**

Not as odd as coconut-avocado ice cream.

It was really great getting to know you all. However I just agreed with something Jonah Goldberg said, so I can only surmise that the world will be imploding soon. Again, great knowing you. Stay funny.

And then I ordered chocolate wasabi.”…

UGH NO. Fuck the black militancy shit–they should be shut down for THAT.

Damn you, I nearly choked on my drink and DIED when you said that… granted, I was just trying to save my keyboard. So in a moral sense, you only owe me a keyboard. BUT STILL.
I will morally* get you a keyboard then.
*as opposed to actually, cause that would actually cost me actual money.

I will morally* get you a keyboard then.
*as opposed to actually, cause that would actually cost me actual money.

It has been demonstrated that one can pay moral debts with Monopoly money. Not Game-Of-Life money because no one wants that shit, but honest Monopoly money with the little choo-choos.

Awww, The Tick! I love you guys.

Slightly related: does anyone know when/if a new season of Venture Bros. is coming out? I think I know this somewhere in the back of my mind….

I can’t vouch for chocolate wasabi but there’s a restaurant near me that serves chocolate jalapeno ice cream and it’s awesome. The sweet chocolatey cold stuff is melting in your mouth and then you get the heat from the pepper and the contrast makes you go, whoa, yum. If there’s a lot of wasabi in theirs it’s got to be nasty but if it’s just little bits mixed in then I’d love to try it.

I, uh, actually followed a link to LGF from Balloon Juice, it seems like the “Road to Damascus” narrative is complete.

I still have no reason to regularly visit the site, though.

I can’t vouch for chocolate wasabi but there’s a restaurant near me that serves chocolate jalapeno ice cream and it’s awesome.

What place is this?

I go to a Paleteria near Iona College in New Rochelle, and their gazpacho popsicle is incredible.

Must be great to be unemployed right now

Not as odd as coconut-avocado ice cream.

Those lefty weirdos will eat anything if it tastes nasty.

It has been demonstrated that one can pay moral debts with Monopoly money. Not Game-Of-Life money because no one wants that shit, but honest Monopoly money with the little choo-choos.
As an interesting aside, the monopoly dollar has a higher value as a medium for international trade than the Zimbabwean dollar.

I go to a Paleteria near Iona College in New Rochelle, and their gazpacho popsicle is incredible.

I would eat that with enthusiasm. YUM!

Not sure if I would eat ice-cream advertised like this.

I would eat that with enthusiasm. YUM!

Words often heard in and around Iona.

Words often heard in and around Iona.

You must have heard my friend **REDACTED** “One more finger!” story.

Smut,
I share your reluctance. I am suspicious of people with more than one thumb per hand.

I would eat that with enthusiasm. YUM!

huh huh huh…huhhuhhuh…huh huh. She said “eat”.

The place with the chocolate jalapeno ice cream is Tupelo Honey in a hippie enclave on L.I. called Sea Cliff. I will loudly demand a gazpacho popsicle next time I’m there and say I know what I’m talking about because I can see New Rochelle from my house. Well not my house but from my much richer friends’ houses but anyway where’s my fucking gazpacho popsicle?

Hey. I refrained from saying “suck” or “lick.” I knew I’d be axing for troubs.

but anyway where’s my fucking gazpacho popsicle?

574 North Ave
New Rochelle, NY

Hey. I refrained from saying “suck” or “lick.” I knew I’d be axing for troubs.

Your mere presence invites trouble.

The place with the chocolate jalapeno ice cream is Tupelo Honey in a hippie enclave on L.I. called Sea Cliff. I will loudly demand a gazpacho popsicle next time I’m there

T00bz done say it done closed.

BREAKING NEWS: Fart

“Your mere presence invites trouble.”

Dayum! *fans self* LOL, as the kids say

Plus Mark D. got there first, if he was thinking of the Tick.

Yes … yes I was. Although it’s been a long damn time since I’ve seen it (and canceling the real-person version was a travesty of programming).

Annnnnnyway, um, I really got nothing else. Had a kidney stone removed last week and am still a bit spacey from the drugs (which I no longer really need, yet keep taking anyway … ).

So I’ve spent the day watching people trip over themselves to blame Obama for Vilnosack’s personnel decisions, the media’s inability to their not-very-hard-to-do-correctly jobs correctly, and Notverybreitblart’s racism surrounding the Sherrod case.

And a bit of work.

And doing some stuff on my Facebook Mafia Frontier Farm Island.

“N__B said,
July 21, 2010 at 22:49

BREAKING NEWS: Fart”

So,yeah, the target is skinny young models?

BREAKING NEWS: Fart

I prefer “Bubble Butt” , which allows one to blow soap bubbles with one’s flatus.

God help anyone nearby when those suckers POOP pop!

FYWP!!!

That was supposed to end with:

“So please, carry on with your disgusting ice cream flavors … which totes discriminates against those of us with a lactose intolerance. HOW DARE YOU BE INTOLERANT OF MY INTOLERANCE!!”

**crawls back under rock**

So,yeah, the target is skinny young models?

Anyone using those things with the thong pictured has severe mental problems.

“I use them on airplanes, after a chili meal, and even on my dog,” Kim Olenicoff, founder of Solutions That Stick, told me from the floor of Cosmoprof North America.

Not a good name for a company making underwear inserts.

So,yeah, the target is skinny young models?

Dude, have you ever tried living off of celery, champagne, and cigarettes?

I think anyone who use them period probably has serious GI problems.

Blightbart.

Just sayin’.

Dude, have you ever tried living off of celery, champagne, and cigarettes?

I’d guess that I weigh more than twice as much as the average runway model. Not only could I not survive on their diet, I could eat one of them without having to spit out the bones.

T00bz done say it done closed.

That’s too bad. It shouldn’t be too hard to push little jalapeno bits into chocolate ice cream though so I’ll be having it at home later.

Ya know, chocolate/spicy spice combos are pretty common here in foodie circles, so chocolate and fresh chiles seems like the next logical step to me. FTR, I’m intrigued.

Man accused of having sex with dog named Christie Brinkley
You name your son Christie Brinkley and there’s bound to be issues.

I bet he votes republican.

My head is spinning so fast that ____________

That’s too bad. It shouldn’t be too hard to push little jalapeno bits into chocolate ice cream though so I’ll be having it at home later.

I’ve sprinkled ground chipotle over chocolate ice cream, quite nice.

Ya know, chocolate/spicy spice combos are pretty common here in foodie circles, so chocolate and fresh chiles seems like the next logical step to me. FTR, I’m intrigued.

Yah, but for some people that rather save all their empty calories for BEER….

Dude, have you ever tried living off of celery, champagne, and cigarettes?

Funny you should ask. I learned that cigarettes taste terrible and celery is hard to keep burning.

*There was a time in my life when that represented most of my intake. Well, that and a lot of crank, E, coke, and other stuff that I can’t recall.

HOLY SHIT! JONAH GOLDBERG CRITICIZES BREITBART!

Yeah, he really took the gloves off, alright:

I generally think Andrew is on the side of the angels and a great champion of the cause. He says he received the video in its edited form and I believe him.

As surely do we all – because if anybody would let himself get chumped by selective editing, Andrew “No, You Can’t See The Unedited ACORN Video, Ever, Because FUCK YOU, That’s Why” Breitbart would.

Memo To Der Pantload: Tinkerbell is still dead – CLAP HARDER!

The White House has apologized to Sherrod, as did Vilsack, and Vilsack apparently offered her a “unique” position in the USDA, and Sherrod has coolly said she’s ‘considering it’.

Good for her.

Andrew “I Love Child Soldiers” Breitbart?

Cancer–again…I’m intrigued!!

My head is spinning so fast that ____________

“a loud whistling can be heard.”

I generally think Andrew is on the side of the angels and a great champion of the cause. He says he received the video in its edited form and I believe him.

As I sed earlier, shorter Blighart: “I didn’t aim the gun! I only pulled the trigger. “

The White House has apologized to Sherrod, as did Vilsack, and Vilsack apparently offered her a “unique” position in the USDA, and Sherrod has coolly said she’s ‘considering it’.

She should get Vilsack’s job.

He says he received the video in its edited form and I believe him.

JESUS FUCK Mr “Context is Everything” presents, as if it is all you need to know clear as a bell evidence anti-white bigotry, a video he now admits he didn’t have any context for?

Well, that and a lot of crank, E, coke, and other stuff that I can’t recall.

I believe that is called The John Waters Diet.

JESUS FUCK Mr “Context is Everything” presents, as if it is all you need to know clear as a bell evidence anti-white bigotry, a video he now admits he didn’t have any context for?

Oh, snap.

She should get Vilsack’s job.

I think she should get his vilsacks.

Quoted For Truthiness:

Andrew Breitbart supports 3rd world warlords and tyrants forcing children to be child soldiers

His immediate response to the farmer’s wife going on the record defending Sherrod?

“But wait, how do you guys know she’s REALLY his wife? Did you bother to check it out? Ha! Some journalists YOU are!”

A real class act all the way.

Nice. Beating up on an 80 year old lady. Next thing you know he’ll be yelling obscenities at children marking for peace in Darfur.

“But wait, how do you guys know she’s REALLY his wife? Did you bother to check it out? Ha! Some journalists YOU are!”

Apparently they did more research than he has done at any stage. In a sane world he would never have had any credibility. In this one even this level of jaw-dropping incompetence probably won’t affect how seriously he’s taken.

How do we even know those were real ‘white farmer’ people CNN was talking to? Maybe Breitbart’s liberal enemies in Hollywood like James Cameron used CGI to make them up.

Maybe Breitbart’s liberal enemies in Hollywood like James Cameron used CGI to make them up.

They didn’t look realistic enough for that.

They didn’t look realistic enough for that.

Cameron didn’t have enough time because simultaneously he was simulating images of oil filling up the Gulf of Mexico, which is just a librul myth.

I, for one, welcome our new ice-cream bearing Black Panther overlords. (They will, of course, be toting Vanilla Bean Crunch.)

How do we even know those were real ‘white farmer’ people CNN was talking to?

I bet they have a drop of black blood in ’em somewhere.

OT, but I just have to: Can you imagine what Fux News would do if an American politician said something like this? And the guy’s a freaking Tory!

Alternate title, Breitbart’s Rules for Egotisticals

This makes me so sad: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38298803/ns/us_news/

So, when does he officially change the site to Bigyellowjournalism?

“Here he comes, here comes speed racist, he’s a bigot on wheels”

This from Big Hollywood is funny. Especially when you look at the author bio.

But John Tedesco, part of a new board majority, says it’s the NAACP and others who are “trying to play with the old ’60s playbook for rules for radicals”

What are all those dogs so excited about? I can’t hear a thing.

also contending

rules for fecals
rules for prophylacticals
rules for polemicals
rules for scatologicals

At that Big Ho thing:

I hate to rain on her parade, but Jesus actually talked more about judgment than about grace; more about hell than about heaven.

Not so sadly, no! IIRC, Jesus (for present purposes only I will agree to stipulate an historical Jesus) mentions Gehenna (translated as ‘hell’ in the KJV) in exactly twelve passages. Leaving aside that the modern conception of hell has little or nothing to do with the ancient thinking about Gehenna, his idiotic assertion is flatly untrue. FAIL.

Rules for reticles.
Rules for reticules.
Rules for ridicule. If it hasn’t already been written, someone should do it.

In this uncertain times, when even the looniest conservatives are showing what could, conceivably, be sanity, if you don’t look too close, we should take comfort in life’s certainties, such as “McMegan still sucks at economisting, and always will”: http://www.balloon-juice.com/2010/07/21/this-is-ugly/

Q: Mr. Gandhi, what do you think about the American meritocracy?

A: I think it would be a good idea.

There were exactly 300 comments and I wanted to ruin it. That is all.

I hate to rain on her parade, but Jesus actually talked more about judgment than about grace; more about hell than about heaven.

Not so sadly, no! IIRC, Jesus (for present purposes only I will agree to stipulate an historical Jesus) mentions Gehenna (translated as ‘hell’ in the KJV) in exactly twelve passages. Leaving aside that the modern conception of hell has little or nothing to do with the ancient thinking about Gehenna, his idiotic assertion is flatly untrue. FAIL.

Good work on hell. And as for judgment and grace, “salvation comes only through the grace of Christ” is a line fundie pastors use almost as often as they thump Bibles… so the target of the criticism doesn’t appear to be off the mark.

Q: Mr. Gandhi, what do you think about the American meritocracy?

A: I think it would be a good idea.

Oh, come on! Just ask Kristol, Pere!

And Luke Russert doesn’t think his dad helped him get that choice internship in Bloomberg’s office.

Rules for ridicule. If it hasn’t already been written, someone should do it.

School for Scandal.

This from Big Hollywood is funny.
Substance keeps saying that word. I do not think it means what he thinks it means.

So, is it the position of liberals that we can’t find $35 billion of waste, fraud, and abuse to cute out of budget which is TRILLIONS of dollars to pay for unemployment benefits?

No, but if we cut missile defense we will all go deaf from the protracted wailing from the right.

Close the military bases in Japan and Germany next (think those wars were won some time ago)

I’m talking about waste, fraud, and abuse, not defense spending.

Why not take away Botox Nancy’s plane? That would be a good start…

Rules for Rude Dick Holes

Stop hiring private contractors to do civil service jobs at 3x the cost

We have a total of 78 job training programs OUTSIDE of the department of labor, none of which have a metric on them, that spends $12 billion a year alone!

Why not slim them down to one, or two?

So, is it the position of liberals that we can’t find $35 billion of waste, fraud, and abuse to cute out of budget which is TRILLIONS of dollars to pay for unemployment benefits?

There’s nothing cute about waste and fraud, badger.

How about cutting down on excessive Congressional travel? Make them do teleconferencing rather than flying around everywhere.

Let 4 carrier groups go obsolete without replacement and let america survive with just 7 carriers, only 5 more than any other nation

We can save $4.5 billion over the next 10 years just by moving all government records online and ending the government printing office.

Why not?

Or how about take the taxpayer money that is being wasted on suing Arizona over a law that most Arizonans and Americans favor and funding unemployment benefits with them?

Make just one oil company pay it’s taxes.

All of Congress’ entire budget is $4.7B

or what, 2 B-2 bombers?

Crack down on federal employees cheating on their taxes and overtime–some estimates say it costs the government as much as $8 billion.

Or how about take the taxpayer money that is being wasted on suing Arizona over a law that most Arizonans and Americans favor and funding unemployment benefits with them?

Hm. Maybe the states could not sue the feds over HCA?

Defense spending is, by its very definition, not wasteful.

Imagine the bandwidth S,N! would save if it could eliminate all the troll droppings posted here.

some estimates [citation needed] say it costs the government as much as $8 billion.

Maybe don’t pay large corporate farming conglomorates $20B a year in subsidies

oh wait, then they wouldn’t be able to afford signs calling others parasites

You’re charging this debt to the “least of us”, to your children born and unborn. Burdening them with debt and future inflation.

Maybe if they got Bill and Ted (of Excellent Adventure fame) to do an audiobook version of Rules for Radicals, I would check it out.

Hmmmm, who started farm subsidies?

Oh, right! It was FDR!

Hmmmmmm….

End the Bush tax cuts early.

Tax cuts aren’t spending, and raising taxes would drive the economy further into the ditch.

“Paygo” for Democrats means “YOU pay, we GO spend”….

Defense spending is, by its very definition, not wasteful.

It’s total waste. Don’t you get it? It might be necessary (some of it anyway) but every dollar spent building bombs and guns is a dollar not spent building a school or a park.

It’s pure overhead. Do you know any companies that look at their security budgets as anything other than overhead? Think the CEO of Wal-Mart could survive if he spent 18% of annual expenditures on security guards and cameras for Wal-Mart stores?

We could save 750 Trillion dollars a year if we quit giving welfare queens new Mercedes convertibles. Why are you libs opposed to simple cutbacks?

How about cutting down on excessive Congressional travel? Make them do teleconferencing rather than flying around everywhere.

Tried that, didn’t work. GOP congressmen kept confusing teleconferencing with teleprompting. Since they kept making stupid teleprompter jokes, the repubs wouldn’t be caught dead near anything they thought was teleprompting equipment.

So mainly they just sat in dark, empty rooms for 2 to 3 hours at a time.

There’s $100 billion worth of fraud in Medicare alone.

Dfns spndng s, by ts vry dfntn, nt wstfl.

Lol, Cadillacs? GM is a government-owned company now…Cadillacs are for liberals…

Don’t you get it?

In a word, TTF; no, he doesn’t.

No, we plan to make the rich pay the debt down with high taxes on them. Let’s start with a tax on stock trades. Then we’ll treat hedge fund manager income like regular income. Then restore taxes on capital gains over $5,000/yr to normal levels.

Tax cuts aren’t spending

Tax cuts are foregone revenue, which, by comparison, heavily favor the already wealthy.

Another idea; Speed up the Iraq withdrawal.

Cadillacs are for liberals…

The stupid strong in this one.

Tax cuts are foregone revenue

This is a good summary of the liberal mind.

A conservative says “its YOUR money to begin with, YOU earned it, and YOU should keep as much as possible”, a liberal says “its the GOVERNMENT’S money to begin with, and they should take from you as much as possible”.

I’m 100 pounds of bullshit in a 50 pound sack.

Then we’ll treat hedge fund manager income like regular income.

**GASP**

Radical!

Ll, Cdllcs? GM s gvrnmnt-wnd cmpny nw…Cdllcs r fr lbrls…

A conservative says “its YOUR money to begin with, YOU earned it, and YOU should keep as much as possible”, a liberal says “its the GOVERNMENT’S money to begin with, and they should take from you as much as possible”.

Did you teach yourself to read, use cutlery or wipe your ass?

If so, you’re the first one. If not, it’s entirely appropriate for society to insist you tend to the very fields that grew you.

Though we probably failed in teaching you to wipe your ass.

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AChance said,

July 21, 2010 at 23:30

My head is spinning so fast that ____________

“friction is burning my hemmorhoids”

One wonders where this brave and honest citizen supporter of cutting spending was for the entire Reagan and Bush eras.

A conservative says “its YOUR money to begin with, YOU earned it, and YOU should keep as much as possible”, a liberal says “its the GOVERNMENT’S money to begin with, and they should take from you as much as possible”.

Um, no. Hasn’t that fucking fallacy worn thin for you boneheads? Your buy, Bush Jr., spent us into this mess. So don’t act like this is a problem created by liberals. There hasn’t been a liberal president in my 40 year lifespan.

Do you know who said this, liberals?

We have tried spending money. We are spending more than we have ever spent before and it does not work. And I have just one interest, and if I am wrong…somebody else can have my job. I want to see this country prosperous. I want to see people get a job. I want to see people get enough to eat. We have never made good on our promises…I say after eight years of this administration we have just as much unemployment as when we started…And an enormous debt to boot!

Barry Goldwater? Ronald Reagan? Newt Gingrich? Tom Coburn?

Nope. It was Henry Morgenthau, liberal and enthusiastic early New Deal supporter testifying before the House Means and Ways Committee in 1939 admitting he was wrong, and that spending doesn’t work.

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Crack down on federal employees cheating on their taxes and overtime–some estimates say it costs the government as much as $8 billion

And some people claim that there’s a woman to blame.

The early Bush deficits were bad, but guess what? They got worse once the Democrats took over the House of Representatives, which is where BUDGET BILLS originate! Spending TRIPLED beginning in 2007!

Did you teach yourself to read, use cutlery or wipe your ass?

I read that last part as “use cutlery to wipe your ass.”

Seems more fitting for Troofie.

Yeah and George HW Bush called supply side “Voodoo economics”, but I don’t see you jumping to renounce the tax cut myth.

Laffer also said that “if you cut taxes and revenues increase, you didn’t cut taxes enough” so let’s be clear what the point of all that was about.

Deficits don’t matter – Dick Cheney

This is our due. – Dick Cheney

Yeah, and H.W. raised taxes and caused the 1990-91 recession.

Yeah and Clinton raised taxes and caused an economic boom.

Nope. It was Henry Morgenthau, liberal and enthusiastic early New Deal supporter testifying before the House Means and Ways Committee in 1939 admitting he was wrong, and that spending doesn’t work.

I assume he committed suicide when he saw the federal government run up spending deficits that dwarfed the New Deal in order to win World War Two? Too bad he wouldn’t have gotten to see that massive spending program get the country back on its feet permanently.

He also wouldn’t have lived to see the national debt come down after the war… even as Truman and Eisenhower expanded the welfare state.

So if Bush did something a little wrong, its ok when Obama takes that wrong to an extreme?

Typical liberal relativism…check this out….:

http://media.photobucket.com/image/deficit%20democrat%20congress/Yeags12345/DemocratRepublicanCongressDeficit.jpg

The only president since Eisenhower to get reduce the deficit was….?

a liberal says “its the GOVERNMENT’S money to begin with, and they should take from you as much as possible”.

Your hot stripper wife tell you this when you got home from your totally Galterrific job as a high-paid entrepreneur?

Reagan proved deficits don’t matter.

Presidents don’t reduce (or cause) deficits, the House of Representatives does. They’re the ones who originate bills dealing with federal taxing and spending.

So if Bush did something a little wrong, its ok when Obama takes that wrong to an extreme?

OMFG you’re a fucking idiot. 06-07: FLAT.

Remember that thing, remember that happened in 2008? TARP? Who was behind that?

Way to post a graph that crushes what you think is a point.

Do you remember where the war spending was before Obama took office? OFF THE BOOKS. So that graph doesn’t even reflect reality until FY09.

The Truth About Leaving Sadly No said,
August 13, 2009 at 20:57 (kill)

I think I’ve made my point.

Now I will leave here, forever, no longer visiting or posting, but I’m doing this voluntarily out of my own desire.

And this is not a spoofer. This is the real Truth/Authentic.

By, fuckers.

Presidents don’t reduce (or cause) deficits, the House of Representatives does. They’re the ones who originate bills dealing with federal taxing and spending.

Which branch submits a budget for congressional review?

Remember that thing, remember that happened in 2008? TARP? Who was behind that?

The Democrat Congress chose to pass it, and right-wing Congressional Republicans led the charge against it.

Presidents don’t reduce (or cause) deficits

Hence the right’s tiresome and idiotic concern trolling of Obama’s debt and deficit.

2006-2007 flat? Yes, that was the last Republican budget.

But don’t worry, come 2010 we’re going to balance the budget by any means necessary once we get control of the House. And if Obama doesn’t sign it, we shut down the government! That’s right, liberals, we shut the whole thing down!

liberal and enthusiastic early New Deal supporter

Wikipedia says “Morgenthau was an orthodox economist who opposed Keynesian economics and disapproved of some elements of Roosevelt’s New Deal.”

Do you remember where the war spending was before Obama took office? OFF THE BOOKS. So that graph doesn’t even reflect reality until FY09.

Hey, shut up! You’re gonna confuse Troofie with the facts!

That’s right, liberals, we shut the whole thing down!

Al-Qaeda thanks you for shutting down THE WHOLE THING, son, and even more so for giving them the heads-up on when it was going to happen.

The Democrat Congress chose to pass it

First of all, the plan was conceived, written and jammed through congress by the Bush administration.

Second, house vote yeas: D=172, R=91. Only 108 Republican nays. That’s almost half, troofie!

But don’t worry, come 2010 we’re going to balance the budget by any means necessary once we get control of the House. And if Obama doesn’t sign it, we shut down the government! That’s right, liberals, we shut the whole thing down!

Didn’t you boneheads get tired of that in the 90’s? We sure got tired of it. Oddly enough, those budgets reduced the deficit in leaps and bounds, year by year. You guys are dumb.

And if Obama doesn’t sign it, we shut down the government! That’s right, liberals, we shut the whole thing down!

No way did I suffer adverse reactions from the American people for doing just that.

Didn’t you boneheads get tired of that in the 90?s?

They still jerk off to pictures of Rehnquist’s robe stripes.

And if shutting down the government doesn’t work, we’ll start impeachment proceedings which are guaranteed to make the GOP popular forever.

Tom Vilsack should lick Gingrich’s sack.

Mmmm, Rehnquist robe stripes!

drool

I know, let’s convene congress on a Sunday to write a law for one person! I’m a doctor and videotape diagnoses are my specialty.

Troofie what did you do and say when this happened:

As a result, [Fed Chairman Alan Greenspan] said, there is a greater likelihood that the government will run surpluses for years to come — and that the government will soon confront the welcome but tricky question of what to do with surplus revenue when the debt is zero.

Lacking anything else to do with the money, Mr. Greenspan said, the government might eventually end up buying stocks and corporate bonds on Wall Street, involving Washington heavily in private enterprise.

That’s right, the 2001 tax cuts were done explicitly to prevent the debt from being paid off. That’s not some obscure guy from 1939, that’s fucking Uncle Alan Randroid Greenspan.

Go fuck yourself and your whole hypocritical movement of nihilists.

And I’ll hold congressional hearings on the birth certificate!

Go fuck yourself and your whole hypocritical movement of nihilists.

Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude…

Newt, anything I can do to help you drool more?

It’ll be just like the ’90s. I’ll even hold congressional hearings on the birth certificate.

Tom Vilsack should lick Gingrich’s sack.

No thanks, I’m too busy studying how video editing can change the context of a YouTube clip.

It may take me a while to learn this, folks.

No one could have forseen what 30 years of borrowed time and money and falsely created wealth among increasingly under-compensated workers would bring upon us. It’s not my fault.

Re. ice cream flavors: “Fatwa Fudge,” says the Mrs.
Re. thesis on ice cream radicalism: “I can hardly wait for the orals,” says the Mrs.

suckers

No thanks, I’m too busy studying how video editing can change the context of a YouTube clip.

Be sure to fire someone without cause while you’re at it.

Hey, where WAS Michelle Obama the day Vince Foster died, anyway?

MMMM, competition swimmers….

Remember me??

Why is there a watermelon there?

Why is there a watermelon there?

I’ll tell you later.

I’ll get that sonofabitch if I have to fabricate the case to do it!

Any you gotdamn motherfuckers remember the Hammer? I AM the federal government.

What ethics?

Go get ’em, Kenneth!

Once we pull this off it’s wingnut welfare for us and our offspring FOREVAR!

Because I shot a watermelon in my backyard to “prove” that Hillary Clinton murdered Vince Foster.

((giggle))

He’s been a naughty, naughty boy.

Hey, where WAS Michelle Obama the day Vince Foster died, anyway?

I’ll subpoena the Whitey tape, which will prove everything!

Your mom.

Real patriots know the difference between terrorists and freedom fighters!

I’ll subpoena the Whitey tape, which will prove everything!

Not so fast! Hold out for some simoleons!

Why is there a watermelon there?

To see if anybody at the studio was paying attention?

Your mom.

Whoa! Below the belt, girl!

Once we pull this off it’s wingnut welfare for us and our offspring FOREVAR!

I wuv you, Mommy! Almost as much as I wuv my Cheetos!

More budget balancing ideas:

– let the federal government use its tremendous market leverage to negotiate drug prices like any other large market entity would do

– tariffs on chinese imports to compensate for their artificially low currency policies, which are a violation of WTO rules

– stop paying people to use a barrel of oil to produce a barrel of biodiesel

– end the war on drugs, redeploy the DEA to the FBI to investigate white collar crime

– federally ban state “manadory minimum” and “3 strikes” sentencing laws which keep people in jail for inordinate amounts of time for petty crimes

– move everyone from Gitmo to a US prison, and give Gitmo back to Cuba. It’s theirs anyway. Pointless expense keeping a base on hostile territory based on a bullshit deal cut in the colonial era.

…give Gitmo back to Cuba.

We should totally keep the kitchen and the jacuzzi.

“Be sure to fire someone without cause while you’re at it.”

That’s my job, so if you do the IBOTAH is going to hear about it.

– move everyone from Gitmo to a US prison, and give Gitmo back to Cuba. It’s theirs anyway. Pointless expense keeping a base on hostile territory based on a bullshit deal cut in the colonial era

Hey! You give back Gitmo and it’ll make the wingnuts think I might actually be a fictional character from a movie!

You know, the GOP probably would piss away a House majority on endless witch-hunts, which I guess is preferable to them actually enacting their twisted agenda like they did once they no longer had The Clenis as a shiny object to distract them.

That, and because they’d INSTANTLY try to privatize Medicare, Social Security, or both. Reagan, Gingrich and Bush all got a kick in the ass from the public for that that contributed greatly to running their revolutions aground.

Idiots. You know, if they’d just leave these two programs alone and concentrate only on stopping more liberal reforms like HCR, their majorities would last a lot longer. But in the best adventure movie style, their greed is their downfall.

ha, I know, it’s funny but despite all this shit conservatives have done to fuck it up, America is still such a wealthy country that it would be relatively easy for any sane government unconstrained by 41 Senate lunatics to fix these problems without shanking the poor and elderly.

–Make big business pay their taxes like all of the small businesses do.

–Expand Medicare to all citizens and get health insurance of the balance sheets of small businesses and private citizens. Best stimulus measure we could have ever taken.

Don’t worry, Col. Jessep. I’ll quote you in my columns as if you were really real.

–Make big business pay their taxes like all of the small businesses do.

Stop it, you’re killing me. Really.

ha, I know, it’s funny but despite all this shit conservatives have done to fuck it up, America is still such a wealthy country that it would be relatively easy for any sane government unconstrained by 41 Senate lunatics to fix these problems without shanking the poor and elderly.

Having a hard time seeing the humor in all of this. What must it be like for someone losing everything they’ve spent their adult lives building because these fucking fascist pigs are suddenly concern trolling the deficit? I can’t even imagine. Giving a shit seems like a good place to start, though.

What a great place to suddenly start worrying about so-called fiscal responsibility, Repukes. I hope we revisit this in November.

Don’t worry, Col. Jessep. I’ll quote you in my columns as if you were really real.

And you’ll type every word with one hand!

What must it be like for someone losing everything they’ve spent their adult lives building because these fucking fascist pigs are suddenly concern trolling the deficit? I can’t even imagine.

Probably a lot like watching the same fascist pigs support your bloody dictator as he wastes your money and blood on war with Iran, gasses your own people in the north, and brutally suppresses them in the south. Then, just when you thought things couldn’t get any worse, the fascists start talking about how much they care for your livelihood, invade your country, destroy what little was left of your social fabric, replace it with nothing but scar tissue, and allow a million of you to die.

Conservative timing on moral imperatives is beyond legendary, my friend.

You don’t wanna know what I type my columns with

Conservative timing on moral imperatives is beyond legendary, my friend.

Pay no attention to that giant pile of dead bodies. We had to kill them to save them. It was the moral thing to do.

Having a hard time seeing the humor in all of this.

I only meant it is a marvel what a target rich environment that rich white guy welfare prorams are.

Underneath it all, this is desperate serious and a bitter shame that this group of loathsome skimmers can somehow swing the national debate to even consider their reprehensible ideas in the midst of the biggest Democratic trifecta in a generation.

Conservatives really are the fifth column they spent the 50s warning America about. Too bad liberals didn’t listen closely enough. They might just succeed in turning America into a feudal dark age society like they wanted.

Whoa! Below the belt, girl!

I’m in that kind of mood, kiddo.

I’m in that kind of mood, kiddo.

Are you still in Purgatory, being flayed to make you a better person? Or home, yet?

Underneath it all, this is desperate serious and a bitter shame that this group of loathsome skimmers can somehow swing the national debate to even consider their reprehensible ideas in the midst of the biggest Democratic trifecta in a generation.

It amazes me to no end how it is that the very idea of justice has been so perverted that any talk of accountability for the robber barons is entirely out of the question. All they have to do is say “socialism” and the victims of their malfeasance scatter like cockroaches when the lights come on. Where did we ever get the idea that self-regulation in an environment where profits are at stake is feasible or even sane?

I’m still mad at myself for buying into the Hope and Change bullshit.

I’m in that kind of mood, kiddo.

That was a command, not an observation.

Sorry Art, the Business Manager has a conflict of interest and he’s not going to represent you, he has a secret agreement not to.

And besides that, these are not union issues. Nothing is. Rules don’t matter. We don’t actually represent people we just organize and take money. We’re on the phone with management now, so better just get packin.’

Sorry you were forced out, we just can’t do anything, the BM signed the agreement. If you come by the office we have an IBOTAH tee shirt for you as consolation.

Are you still in Purgatory, being flayed to make you a better person? Or home, yet?

Nope. Fly out on Friday. I’ve drank more booze and Diet Coke and eaten more cheese in the last four days than I have in months.

That was a command, not an observation.

Well, hot damn. I always thought you were a bottom…

Well, hot damn. I always thought you were a bottom…

I like it all.

I like it all.

A man after my own heart.

I think Keith Olbermann broke a blood vessel in his head today. Can’t say I blame him. I loved how he spat out the name Breitbart as if he was spitting out a mouthful of liquified shit.

My guess: that’s not what he’s after.

I’ve drank more booze and Diet Coke and eaten more cheese in the last four days than I have in months.

NOT THE CHEESE! Another one, gone so young…

I loved how he spat out the name Breitbart as if he was spitting out a mouthful of liquified shit.

Big deal. So did Breitbart’s mom.

My guess: that’s not what he’s after.

I’ll take Ulterior Motives for 400, Alex.

NOT THE CHEESE! Another one, gone so young…

I know! And I’m allergic AND lactose intolerant! But I’m in Vermont!

Big deal. So did Breitbart’s mom.

HA! Nice! Martini?

My guess: that’s not what he’s after.

I’ll take Ulterior Motives for 400, Alex.

Meh. Don’t we all have Ulterior Motives? Or is that just me?

I know! And I’m allergic AND lactose intolerant! But I’m in Vermont!

Was it Black Supremacist cheese? I certainly hope so.

Was it Black Supremacist cheese? I certainly hope so.

Some of it had dill in it. Does that count?

I think it was from Wisconsin anyway. We have the same cheese in Missouri.

Meh. Don’t we all have Ulterior Motives? Or is that just me?

It’s not just you. Let me show you my furry costume…

That’s right, liberals, we shut the whole thing down!

That worked out so well for the Republican Speaker of the House last time.

It’s not just you. Let me show you my furry costume…

Where have I gotten this reputation from???

Shutting the government will probably work this time, because Obama is a fucking coward who will cave in to whatever they want.

At least Bill Clinton had some guts and some lines he would not cross. He needed more of both, but I think Obama has less.

I have interior motives.
~

Where have I gotten this reputation from???

Playing along with Actor, I suppose. It’s more wishful thinking than banging on an imagined reputation.

But I’m in Vermont!

Where?

Playing along with Actor, I suppose. It’s more wishful thinking than banging on an imagined reputation.

Not the slutty part. Just the furries part.

The slutty part I understand.

Where?

A “resort” (AKA mold-ridden shithole on a lake) north of Hanover, NH.

That sucks. Burlington has some city-type food and entertainment.

Shutting the government will probably work this time, because Obama is a fucking coward who will cave in to whatever they want.

I don’t doubt that. His incessant need to appease a bunch of racist fucking fascist obstructionists is becoming quite tiresome. At some point, a leader has to get in the fight and stop worrying about the minutia and second term campaign talking points. These Repukes have handed him an arsenal of hair-triggered, loaded weapons, and all he can do is say “come on, you guys, let’s not fight.”

At least Bill Clinton had some guts and some lines he would not cross. He needed more of both, but I think Obama has less.

Well, thank goodness we discovered that one line the Obama Administration won’t cross is the unjustified forced resignation of an African-American female federal employee. Not without a belated apology anyway.

This is the guy whose secret Muslim, socialist, black nationalist agenda has the wingnuts pissing themselves to sleep at nights?

Just the furries part.

That’s just the new running joke that took over for the VR. It’s not just you. We don’t think you’re a furry. Are you?

We don’t think you’re a furry.

Who’s “we?” You got a mouse in your pocket? Oh wait…

I have interior motives

I had exterior motives until the neighbors complained.

This is the guy whose secret Muslim, socialist, black nationalist agenda has the wingnuts pissing themselves to sleep at nights?

It makes some of the more obscure and odd phobias seem rather rational, doesn’t it?

This is the guy whose secret Muslim, socialist, black nationalist agenda has the wingnuts pissing themselves to sleep at nights?

There’s a story about a Jew in Czarist Russia who started collecting the antisemetic propaganda the secret police was putting out, because he liked to dream about a world in which he and his people actually had all the powers that were attributed to them by the psychos…

Yeah. I’m that Jew right now.

That sucks. Burlington has some city-type food and entertainment.

Yeah, no. I’m in the super-rural area. I visited my friend in Burlington last year, which was cute and college-towny. It was nice. I think it’s beautiful here, but I do not think I could ever live here, at least not year-round.

Who’s “we?” You got a mouse in your pocket? Oh wait…

The calls, they’re coming from inside the pocket!

I had exterior motives until the neighbors complained.

I told you to stop at motifs.

That’s just the new running joke that took over for the VR. It’s not just you. We don’t think you’re a furry. Are you?

You know, I like to think of myself as a very tolerant person, but that’s just one thing I don’t fucking get. Like, at all. Scat makes more sense to me.

Yeah. I’m that Jew right now.

Me too. I wish we could ram our socalits homo agenda down their throats. I would savor every second of it and get a new house from the website profits. That’s some fucking capitalism, baby!

Remember that show with Christopher Lowell called Interior Motive?

We always called it Interior Homo.

And BTW, what the fuck did Lowell do to his face? These mask people frighten me.

Remember that show with Christopher Lowell called Interior Motive?

ZOMG YES. I thought I was the only one who watched that!

You know, I like to think of myself as a very tolerant person, but that’s just one thing I don’t fucking get. Like, at all. Scat makes more sense to me.

Really? Anything you normally put into a toilet is pretty much at the bottom of my tolerance spectrum. The furry stuff is more funny to me, and it seems related to the vampire, diaper, BDSM type stuff. I don’t get it either, but I don’t think of those people as deviants or too far out there for me. I think it’s just a more intense form of role playing, which can be fun. Poop and pee are off my list. I guess I’m just a conservative like that. Oh, and rape fantasies are way too much for me.

I like to think of myself as a very tolerant person, but that’s just one thing I don’t fucking get.

Admit it: when you hear Pepe’s french accent, you want to melt into his arms and stroke his black-and-white tail.

“Come wiz me to ze Casbah…we will make beautiful muzic togezar…”

I have interior motives.

Lux Interior motives?

I had exterior motives until the neighbors complained.

Try turning off the brighter leitmotifs before midnight.

That sucks. Burlington has some city-type food and entertainment.

And you’d have been there for the beer festival, too.

I am ze locksmith of love, no?

Lux Interior motives?

Huge win for the Cramps reference!

I don’t get it either, but I don’t think of those people as deviants or too far out there for me.

I don’t think of them as deviants, either…I mean, whatever floats your boats, dudes. I just……what?

The toilet stuff grosses me out, but I also think it’s about the dirty or the taboo, which I get. I guess it’s just like, uh, stuffed animals? Really? Okay.

I don’t think of them as deviants, either…I mean, whatever floats your boats, dudes. I just……what?

I know–foot fetishes–wtf? There’s something much more entertaining at the other end of that leg, fool! I see what you’re saying.

Admit it: when you hear Pepe’s french accent, you want to melt into his arms and stroke his black-and-white tail.

Yeah, no. The only cartoon animal I’ve ever had it for was Robin Hood from Disney’s Robin Hood.

I mean, whatever floats your boats, dudes. I just……what?

Yeah, like the diaper/mommy/baby thing. Slightly creepy, but whatever. I don’t get it at all.

Robin Hood from Disney’s Robin Hood.

What a fox!

I’ll go with the predictable Jessica Wabbit. One of the muses in Hercules was pretty awesome too.

Yeah, like the diaper/mommy/baby thing. Slightly creepy, but whatever. I don’t get it at all.

Keep your judgements to yourself.

Yeah, like the diaper/mommy/baby thing. Slightly creepy, but whatever. I don’t get it at all.

Yeah. Though I suppose somebody might think the same thing about my sexual practices, too. They would be wrong, but wev.

I’ll go with the predictable Jessica Wabbit.

Does she really count since she was actually a person?

” These mask people frighten me.“

Does she really count since she was actually a person?

You’re right. I guess I’d have to go with Nala then.

Conservatives really are the fifth column they spent the 50s warning America about. Too bad liberals didn’t listen closely enough. They might just succeed in turning America into a feudal dark age society like they wanted.

and then they will blame us for it…..

Though I suppose somebody might think the same thing about my sexual practices, too.

Like what?

and then they will blame us for it…..

It’s working. Now they’re turning the races against each other. Which side is falling for it like a bunch dumbass suckers?

and then they will blame us for it…..
It’s working. Now they’re turning the races against each other. Which side is falling for it like a bunch dumbass suckers?
”

The real BHO comes out, sometimes only in the briefest glimpses, but it comes out. He can’t control the derisive sneer, the sarcastic comment, the smartass remark, the bitter, vengeful view of the ordinary citizenry of the Country. He got this gig because he is light skinned and doesn’t always talk in “negro dialect,” and that semi-blackness gives him, his handlers, and his followers the beneficial tactic of screaming “RACIST” anytime anyone disagrees. Hopefully we’re getting over our sensitivity to that; if disagreeing with Comrade Obama gets me called a racist, so be it. I just respond that it isn’t because he’s Black, it is because he’s red.

You can find another one just like him and any nearby state, district, or national union office. You sometimes find them even in the locals but most of them at that level tend to be reasonably normal people. When you get to the higher levels of union organization, you get the college educated ones who’ve been to the Meany School and to all the workshops and conferences and are regular wind-up dolls who spout Marxist cant. They’ve all been trained to put on another face in public and some do it better than others, but, like trolls and mobies here, the mask will always slip. When you get to regional and National offices, you find the remnants of the SDS of the ’60s; they’ve cleaned up since they make a lot of money and have a lot of power, but they still revel in the heyday of Jerry Rubin and Abbie Hoffman when the Revolution was going to start any day now.

In Vino Veritas

It makes some of the more obscure and odd phobias seem rather rational, doesn’t it?

It really does. The absolute terror of the weakest, most toothless people in society is the single weirdest thing about people like this. Liberals, black people and Muslims, seriously? That’s your Evil Bogeyman To End All Evil Bogeymen? No wonder you have to dress it up with words like “communist” or “fascist.”

I guess it goes back to the Middle Ages.

“Ah, gentlemen? If I’m really a witch with all the powers of hell, then what am I doing in a cold, rainy English village when I could be towering over Rome or Geneva against a backdrop of burning homes, laughing maniacally and Avada Kedavraing everyone who doesn’t bow to me?”

Underneath it all, this is desperate serious and a bitter shame that this group of loathsome skimmers can somehow swing the national debate to even consider their reprehensible ideas in the midst of the biggest Democratic trifecta in a generation.

There. Is. No. Left.

“Ah, gentlemen? If I’m really a witch with all the powers of hell, then what am I doing in a cold, rainy English village when I could be towering over Rome or Geneva against a backdrop of burning homes, laughing maniacally and Avada Kedavraing everyone who doesn’t bow to me?”

Wot! She turned me into a newt!

A newt?

I got better.

“When you get to regional and National offices, you find the remnants of the SDS of the ’60s; they’ve cleaned up since they make a lot of money and have a lot of power, but they still revel in the heyday of Jerry Rubin and Abbie Hoffman when the Revolution was going to start any day now.”
Ah, the light is shed. They just can’t help but tip their hand and accidentally reveal that teabaggery owes its existence to really old people who are still pissed off that people who are in their fifties now had long hair and beards. I’m terribly sorry it’s somehow the Yippies’ fault you didn’t get laid in the sixties, Chancey. Move the fuck on.

PJM weighs in against Andrew Breitbart and demands an apology. The entire comments section is a furious insurgency against the PJM poster and a statement that Breitbart has “nothing to apologize for.”

Amusing thing in the comments section. Liberal points out that Tea Partiers are, in fact, racist, and that racists feel at home in the Tea Party movement. Furious, pompous conservative hammers the liberal in response, denying that teabaggers are racist, explaining that it’s all about the Constitution, and demanding PROOF of racist teabaggers.

Literally two comments downthread, this.

15. ehunter
So…how did the Tea Party which is 99% white become all about Black People?
Hmmm? Now the Tea Party is spending all its time creating bizarre hoaxes like the
Black Tea Party ie. The “Uni-Tea Party”. A joke. The Tea Party has always
been a open affair, anyone can attend. Blacks choose not to. Why? Because the original Tea Party stood for something.. Reduced Taxes, Small Government, personal
responsibility and Self Reliance. Black people arent interested in those things.
White people are.Blacks have stated there preferences as clearly as possible over and over and over. In every election for a century. In 2012 95% of Blacks will vote for Obama again as long as he keeps promising the same Welfare State hand outs.
They will vote straight race. Why cant Whites accept this?. What is Breitbart
trying to prove..that the NAACP is hypocritical? That all they need to do is
be brought to reason and will change their ways? The NAACP didnt arrive at its positions intellectually. Its not rational at all. Its tribal. Intellectual consistency is a white thing. Post tribalism is a white thing. Also peculiarly white is this suicidal self delusion about all this. Breitbart decided to beat the
NAACP at its own game..and ended up in a morass of self contradiction and lies.
He is probably mortified by the fool he made of himself. Ron Radosh is.
I am..others too I suppose. That too is a white thing. The NAACP
however never stops at such small contradictions..it goes on to ever greater acts
of flamboyant public spectacle and unreason until whites give up in exasperation.
The key is not to compete with the NAACP. Recognize the reality of racial differences and quit lying about it.

July 21, 2010 – 7:55 pm Link to this Comment | Reply

And as usual, it’s not that someone posted this. It’s that no one bothered to refute or object to it. Everyone at PJM is perfectly comfortable with this shit.

I’m terribly sorry it’s somehow the Yippies’ fault you didn’t get laid in the sixties, Chancey. Move the fuck on.

People think of the ’60s as the time of psychedelia, but you’d stave to death playing that stuff. Even in a town the size of ATL, there was only enough support for a couple of clubs to have bands that played anything “electric.” If you wanted to make money playing music, you worked fraternity dances and played soul and “beach music.” You threw in some rock maybe once or twice a set and something electric maybe once or twice a night. They’d listen to you play Jimi Hendrix, but they wanted to dance and try to get lucky not stand around listening to guitar virtuosity. We played a lot a Florida State; oh, what a garden of earthly delights! Catch the eye of some hottie on a frat boy’s arm and sing “Unchained Melody” or Gene Pitney’s “I’m Gonna Be Strong” to her … gotta stop thinking about it now …

In Vino Veritas

don’t get it either, but I don’t think of those people as deviants or too far out there for me. I think it’s just a more intense form of role playing, which can be fun. Poop and pee are off my list. I guess I’m just a conservative like that. Oh, and rape fantasies are way too much for me.

Im kind of with you there too, furries seem harmless to me, strange, but harmless. Its kind of folk that haven’t got over dressing up, like Trekkies that go to conventions (I mean, wtf, get a life). But poop, pee, and the various rape fantasies are way out, as far as I am concerned. However, a Klingon based rape fantasy, with added POOP, well perhaps…

The real BHO comes out, sometimes only in the briefest glimpses, but it comes out. He can’t control the derisive sneer, the sarcastic comment, the smartass remark, the bitter, vengeful view of the ordinary citizenry of the Country….. blah, blah, racist, wolf whistling bollocks, on and on and on

Loath though i am to engage the troll, please, with all due respect, go and fuck yourself. Go back to red state and stay there, you basement dwelling, sperm encrusted, polo shirt wearing fuckhead….

I just respond that it isn’t because he’s Black, it is because he’s red.

sorry, cant help myself, bullshit, on both counts. I would love him to be a real socialist, but that boat has long gone, you fucken dimwit.

He got this gig because he is light skinned and doesn’t always talk in “negro dialect”

So when I read this, a word came to my mind, but I don’t think our enlightened from Achance would like it.

FYWP again. Testing, testing, testing…

Look, troofie. Take this back to your ant farm and spread it around for all of the other buckethead conservatives you have those late night tickle fights with.

If you weren’t a bunch of racist fuckheads, Barack Obama’s skin color would never be mentioned. You always bring it up and then project your infantile hatemongering on liberals because you just can’t fucking stand that a black man was elected president. If you don’t like him because he’s black, that’s fine. You have every right to be a dumbfuck. At least have the guts to fucking SAY what you mean, cunt. We all know what’s behind your chickenshit little observations. We know you hate the uppity negro who’s in charge now. I don’t know where you got the idea that anyone here is dumb enough to buy off on your fallacious little arguments.

I just respond that it isn’t because he’s Black

Hence the perceived need to make this specious claim. Fuckin sure, son.

The big wall-to-wall public and service employees unions will be the spear carriers for the left; they’re the only ones with thugs that can work in the suburbs. The muscle for ACORN is mostly Black, so the city is the only place they can safely work. The mainstream leftwing advocacy groups don’t have much in the way of experienced muscle though some of them can find little wannabe Strelnikovs in their ranks.
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Those nice safe, white suburbs are a sheep pen totally unprepared for the wolves’ assault. I don’t even think many will put up a fight and after a few do and get hurt or killed, a committee will be formed to identify the sheep that are to be offered to the wolves periodically. This is what Europe’s Jews did and I see no reason to expect the very civilized and safety conscious suburban American to behave any differently; they just organize to try to be the last one fed to the wolves.

And I know them well enough to know that if some hard-handed guy shows up and says he’ll protect them from the wolves, their first inclination is that he’ll cause trouble so they’d better tell the wolves about him.

Can it really be true that Breitbart was Drudge’s “bitch” like he claimed. Or did Breitbart just make that up in an attempt to burnish his image? I wonder if Drudge “does it with his (dorky) hat on”. Why am I even thinking about something so disgusting? It’s all Sadly No’s fault!

Off-topic, & jam-packed with lulz:

Wow – is there any pooch anywhere that RNC Chairman Michael “Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy” Steele, Esq. won’t fuck?

Ooh, & speaking of someone having a torrid tryst with Fido:

it isn’t because he’s Black, it is because he’s red

Yep, all good Commies always bail out big banks & Wall Street the moment they get elected – despite calls from major economists for nationalization… & then buy into General Motors to keep it solvent. Not to mention dishing out tax-cuts when they’re not proclaiming a “hands-off” policy toward the numerous & egregious crimes of the previous regime. Or handing the medical-insurance jackals tens of millions of mandated new customers, right at the moment when they’re about to slit their own throats with pathological greed, despite massive nation-wide desire for a public-option. Or renewing the Patriot Act. Or ending America’s long-standing moratorium on offshore drilling.

Sure sounds like Che Fuckin’ Guevara Junior to me!

Mayhap someone should stick to fondling their “Mossburg” (or whatever you crazy kids are calling it these days) & stay away from big-kid stuff like politics entirely, lest they look like an utter blithering dolt.

I knew Alinsky-Korsakov. Alinsky-Korsakov was a friend of mine, and you’re no Alinsky-Korsakov, citizen.

Next thread?

I know its like pissing into the wind (and I am as guilty as most), but can we at least try not to feed to troll, it only aids his masterbatory fantasies…..

“They just can’t help but tip their hand and accidentally reveal that teabaggery owes its existence to really old people who are still pissed off that people who are in their fifties now had long hair and beards”

Look at what’s going on with the Tea Parties, Erick has written about it, the consultants, lobbist, pimps, and whores have all taken those drum major’s uniforms out of their briefcases and run out in front of the parade. That’s the way it works on our side of the ditch; the committed ones have no skills and the skilled ones have no committment.

In Vino Veritas

Many worthy quipmeisters have been driven from the Sadly, No! fold by the persistent obtuseness of troll nurturers. IGNORE

The fact is, I’m going to bed– because the preponderance of Easterly time-zone types hereabouts precludes most late Westerly revelry.

Mind-numbed lefty robots don’t know the difference between a troll and moby/ imposter? Such ‘rich’ material, “found footage” as it were….

Post tribalism is a white thing.

The stupid!!! It buuuuuuuuurns!!!!

Yeah. All those other tribes are tribal. My tribe is post-tribal.

*head->desk*

its like pissing into the wind (and I am as guilty as most)

Moar water-sports. Golden showers DO NOT WANT.

Mind-numbed lefty robots don’t know the difference between a troll and moby/ imposter? Such ‘rich’ material, “found footage” as it were….

Ah, but where’s the line, darlin’? I think you crossed it a while ago.

I should listen more to the music the young people listen to; that’s the foremost means of communication and organization on the Left. I know it is necessary intelligence, but I hate the stuff so much I just can’t bring myself to listen to it. Maybe I could if I could get somebody to pay me; I’ve done lots of things for money, but listening to young people’s music these days would come at quite a price.

When you get to regional and National offices, you find the remnants of the SDS of the ’60s; they’ve cleaned up since they make a lot of money and have a lot of power, but they still revel in the heyday of Jerry Rubin and Abbie Hoffman when the Revolution was going to start any day now.

Nobody desires revolution more than those who’ve made a lot of money and have a lot power thanks to the current system.

Intellectual consistency is a white thing. Post tribalism is a white thing…. Recognize the reality of racial differences and quit lying about it.

rac·ism
/?re?s?z?m/ [rey-siz-uhm]
–noun
1.
a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various human races determine cultural or individual achievement, usually involving the idea that one’s own race is superior and has the right to rule others.

He’s not a racist, it’s just that black folks are so dumb, and he’s just HONEST and COURAGEOUS enough to say so.

I should listen more to the music the young people listen to; that’s the foremost means of communication and organization on the Left.

Who are you?

Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver? You’re just a Puddle of Mudd to me.

I had exterior motives until the neighbors complained.

A thousand motive candles all lit at once would make me upset, too.

I should listen more to the music the young people listen to; that’s the foremost means of communication and organization on the Left. I know it is necessary intelligence, but I hate the stuff so much I just can’t bring myself to listen to it.

Idiot.

Ever heard of looking up lyrics online, if you can’t bring yourself to listen to it? You’re on S,N! so you obviously have no objection to reading liberal stuff.

Idiot!

OK, there’s the parody troll Art Chance who is trying to get everyone on Sadly, No to go troll Redstate, but is the real one posting here too? I can’t tell the parody from the real thing. Either way, it’s boring.

“Who are you?

Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver?”

I spent my whole government career a level or two below the person who could give the order to sell the women and children into slavery and salt the fields and I never could really convince one of them to do it. Murkowski and Clark were as close as I ever came. The unions knew I’d do it if given the chance, so they tried every kind of end run they knew to get past me and my commissioner directly to the Governor. When they failed to be able to get to the Governor without us in the room they came to heel and peace fell over the land. I’m just really glad they never put it to the ultimate test because they had a lot more faith in the resolve of my political principals than I did. So, I had to settle for Metuant dum Oderant.

In Vino Veritas

“Nobody desires revolution more than those who’ve made a lot of money and have a lot power thanks to the current system.”

Card check’s gonna make me rich,Have gun, will travel. I can work on either side of the table and since the house is burning, I’m going to keep warm. Get as much of that lovely money as I can out of the US and out of the dollar and at the appropriate time, follow my money.

I spent my whole government career

Socialist.

Update; sure enough, EHunter post was pointed out as a “liberal plant.”

Must be nice to live in a world with that much cognitive dissonance…

[When we give back Gitmo to Cuba [w]e should totally keep the kitchen and the jacuzzi.

I DESERVE TO BE BLOWN FIRST, BEFORE I GET IN THE FUCKING JACUZZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver?”

Does she shows it off to all her friends? That’s probably why that beaver tried to leave her.

Oh, and CutAndPaste troll can fuck himself with a rusty tire iron, as can AChanceToPimpRetardState.

[modern music i]s the foremost means of communication and organization on the Left.

All my comments are actually Sprechstimme lyrics.

actor212 said,

July 22, 2010 at 16:26

<I spent my whole government career

"Socialist."

Okay, but worse for sure. But this is better:

Rightwingsnarkle said,

He’s not really an asshole. He’s more like the pus in the pimple on the infected hemmorhoid of an asshole.

Sorry if I sh8 in your living room, tsam. Wasn’t here to ‘pimp’ redstate, just hope someone could use the links to send a happy birthday to one of your guys. Nice to see he showed up on your radar.

Thanks for the ‘portrait.’

All my comments are actually Sprechstimme lyrics.

I made you a joke about “Shown-berg” but WP eated it.

A fine example of WP’s Gemeinheit*!

*Dies ist keine Pfeife