Of thousands upon thousands of signs and banners, a tiny handful have been offensive, and an even smaller percentage of those — maybe one or two, which I’ve seen on the web — have been arguably racist.

Obviously Arithmetic remains as big a problem as spelling for these tossers.

Worse, the resolution (the text of which has not, as of this writing, been released by the NAACP) reportedly cites the bogus name-calling alleged by members of the Congressional Black Caucus.

When was it declared bogus, when Breidbart said so. I’ve seen no evidence to say it didn’t happen, and as far as I know none of the black caucus have withdrawn it?

There’s lots of varieties of “Southern Heritage.”

Mine is the sort that if you can’t rattle off what CS regiments your lineal ancestors were in and at least claim an RS or two, you’re newly arrived and perhaps a bit declasse. Wallace was way to strident and redneck. The Klan and standing on courthouse steps were for the merchant class and people who didn’t have anything.

Which is not to say that we had much, either. We were land poor and could tell good stories about who had done what and how long they’d been doing it; that counted for something in those days.

In Vino Veritas

Oh, fuck no. I’m not getting out of the boat. It’s too early for this shit.

She’s still around? I used to watch her on Washington Journal and marvel at her pinched, witchy, thin-lipped nastiness.

These kooks are deliriously oblivious to their own abject stupidity and insanity. You cannot even call them liars or intellectually dishonest propagandists any more because they’re so fucking crazy they believe this nonsense.

Imagine how much easier life would be if one could carry one’s self with such delusional crackpot certainty. It’s like religious fanaticism coupled with a complete divorce from not only this reality, but every reality in any possible parallel universe remotely connected to ours.

I’m guessing the NAACP can expect a visit from a pimped-suited James O’Keefe any day now.

More of your brain dead crap, Rat Black3 (AChance)

“The data itself is misleading, for an agenda based reason,
but if you read far enough into it, assuming you can read more than a few words at a time, you find that the very productRed Dog produces, zinc, is considered a pollutant.

“That would be Lynch Mob County, GA. And the scary thing is his parents probably are proud of the result of his upbringing.”

ART APPRECIATION DAY AT REDSTATE.COM- SEPTEMBER 3

REGISTER YOUR ACCOUNTS NOW.

NO, TU, IT’S NOT TOO EARLY FOR THIS SH8.

SHUT UP LIBERALS YOU GOT NOTHING AND BY THE WAY HITLER, OBAMA, SOCIALIST, SOROS

She’s still around? I used to watch her on Washington Journal and marvel at her pinched, witchy, thin-lipped nastiness.

That’s what I remember her for, too. When I was a kid, I remember our local paper carrying her and some nationally syndicated Jewish Republican whose name escapes me. He was constantly enraged that Jews didn’t celebrate proper holidays like Christmas.

I was not all that politically aware as a kid, but those two sure made the Mike Royko column look good…

Blakcs are the real rasists, like the Black Panthers hate whites and make you vote for The One its not fair, and Obama is an affinity action case and part of the establishment and not really American too.

This is a completely racist and bogus charge by the NAACP, who tar an entire movement of Tea Party patriots simply seeking limited government as ‘racist’ simply because some occasional, fringe, lone-nut person who happens by some ridiculous, completely irrelevant coincidence, the leader of that same Tea Party.

It takes lazy, state socialist welfare seeking race baiting organizations like the NAACP to associate what the leader of a group repeatedly does and what many members of the same heavily corporate funded group do with what that organization is like.

The Tea Parties should only be judged by what its members would like us to imagine the organization would be in some sort of heroic colonialist anti-British uprising. Any other standard — say, looking at what has actually been said and done — this is the real racism.

The Tea Parties should only be judged by what its members would like us to imagine the organization would be in some sort of heroic colonialist anti-British uprising.

Has anyone told the t-pers that the Brits decolonized some time ago? We’re in no danger of having redcoats marching in formation through our malls, be they national or shopping.

Has anyone told the t-pers that the Brits decolonized some time ago? We’re in no danger of having redcoats marching in formation through our malls, be they national or shopping.

You are so dumb. Obama is a Kenyan. Kenya was a British colony. Also, Obama is a socialist. Britain is socialist. Obama is therefore a British agent and preparing a British Kenyonesian Muslim army to take over America and force the true patriots, white conservative male Baptist Southerners, to become slaves for the ACORN police.

You are so dumb.

I know. Both heads are hanging in shame.

Should I take seriously the opinions of a right-wing mental midget who’d suck off a war criminal like Cheney at high noon on the Truman balcony and then turn right around and write a column on what a moral and dignified man he was?

I think not.

Should I take seriously the opinions of a right-wing mental midget who’d suck off a war criminal like Cheney at high noon on the Truman balcony and then turn right around and write a column on what a moral and dignified man he was?

I think that would certainly be recognized as serious in some way or another, but which particular category of seriousness it would appear in might invite many suggestions.

I got out….she writes like a mediocre high school journalist. Anybody have a blankie? I’m cold…

That kid is getting famouser and famouser.
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I know. Both heads are hanging in shame.

Zaphod’s just zis guy, you know?

It occurs to me that the TPers really shouldn’t even try to run from the Racist label. All these denials will just confuse their members. Just embrace it, heck, run with it, their recruitment efforts in the backwards and suthroun areas will only increase.

“Should I take seriously the opinions of a right-wing mental midget who’d suck off a war criminal like Cheney at high noon on the Truman balcony and then turn right around and write a column on what a moral and dignified man he was?”

I don’t disagree,[ ]
but what we most need to do is learn to govern. Conservatives/Republicans have proven themselves over the last couple of decades to be superbly able to articulate ideas that resonate with the res publica. We have proven ourselves much less able to actually run the machines of government.

In the late, lamented election, the Democrats did not attack our ideas, they adopted them. They ran against us on competence and corruption, and in too many instances; they were right. There is far too much used car saleman karma in the ranks of Republican officeholders and officeseekers. While we will proudly posit that we are for small government, we all know that government is where the easy money is, and we attract far too many people who simply want to get their hooves in the trough.

Zaphod’s just zis guy, you know?

But at least he isn’t an ape descendant like Arthur and Trillian.

Don’t you just love how all these fools continue to claim that because no one got video or audio of teabaggers shouting racial epithets or spitting on black congressmen on one day that it totally disproves that it happened the day before, when the congressmen reported it happening? I would posit that it’s because they’re too stupid to realize that people are less likely to show what horrible people they are when they know the cameras are rolling if I didn’t know that it was because they’re simply shameless lying sacks of shit, who know they can get away with telling any whopper they like, since the people they’re speaking to also don’t care about the truth.

Or the descendant of telephone sanitizers.

The NAACP’s decision to condemn “racist” elements within the tea-party movement is about as surprising as the U.N. Human Rights Council voting to condemn Israel.

I love how she thinks this puts the NAACP in bad company. No doubt the things the UN Human Rights Council is denouncing aren’t Really Racist either.

The UN Human Rights Council is one of the most evil organizations ever because over and over and over again they complain about human rights violations by countries we like instead of just bitching about countries we hate. How is that legitimate?

No doubt the things the UN Human Rights Council is denouncing aren’t Really Racist either.

On his topic, La Cahron’s views are roughly the same as Joe Lieberman (I-West Bank)

Has anyone told the t-pers that the Brits decolonized some time ago? We’re in no danger of having redcoats marching in formation through our malls, be they national or shopping.

Furthermore, the Boston Tea Party was about taxation without representation. The only movement in the country that has a legitimate claim to their heritage is the DC statehood movement. Surfuckingprise – the GOP wants nothing to do with them.

At least she acknowledges that lynching and segregation were sort of baddish and on the whole it might be kind of a good thing, maybe, that they’re gone. Thurgood Marshall was a credit to his race, etc.

Furthermore, the Boston Tea Party was about taxation without representation.

Way too subtle for these shitheads.

Also, my apologies to all for my inability to type and spell today.

Weren’t wingnuts *just* using Thurgood Marshall to “discredit” Kagan?

Weren’t wingnuts *just* using Thurgood Marshall to “discredit” Kagan?

Incompatible nuts. Different thread pitch.

Yes, they were.

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III (R-Klan) was particularly upset.
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The only movement in the country that has a legitimate claim to their heritage is the DC statehood movement. Surfuckingprise – the GOP wants nothing to do with them.

There’s not much cream in DC’s coffee. For the Reps, making them a state would be two more votes for the Dems in the Senate. Na-ga-happin. Thousand points of light. Stay the course.

At the airport watching CNN, which is reporting on Fox’s outrage over the lack of coverage of the Black Panther faux scandal.

At the airport watching CNN, which is reporting on Fox’s outrage over the lack of coverage of the Black Panther faux scandal.

That warms my heart. They do have a thing for inventing scandals out of thin air and being shocked when the rest of the news media doesn’t follow their lead.

At the airport watching CNN, which is reporting on Fox’s outrage

69, media style.

At the airport

Running away?

Furthermore, the Boston Tea Party was about taxation without representation.

Silly libtard. One of the central ideas of the tea party is kill niggars “Taxation WITH representation is even worse”. No, really, they don’t appear to be joking when they say it.

They do have a thing for inventing scandals out of thin air and being shocked when the rest of the news media doesn’t follow their lead.

FAUX doesn’t have to worry about being shocked very often. The WaPOOP ombudsman wants the WaPOOP on the NBP story, now!
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Running away?

Work trip.

Mr. T&U might, though. He’s in Portland for two weeks.

The NAACP’s role in fighting racism was a noble one. The organization was the moving force behind anti-lynching laws. Thurgood Marshall, of the Legal Defense Fund, argued and won the case of Brown v. Board of Education in 1954, marking a new legal era in the United States.

Right. A ruling opposed by the very magazine you’re writing in Mona.

“The central question that emerges—and it is not a parliamentary question or a question that is answered by merely consulting a catalog of the rights of American citizens, born Equal—is whether the White community in the South is entitled to take such measures as are necessary to prevail, politically and culturally, in areas in which it does not predominate numerically? The sobering answer is Yes—the White community is so entitled because, for the time being, it is the advanced race.”

“National Review believes that the South’s premises are correct. If the majority wills what is socially atavistic, then to thwart the majority may be, though undemocratic, enlightened. It is more important for any community, anywhere in the world, to affirm and live by civilized standards, than to bow to the demands of the numerical majority. Sometimes it becomes impossible to assert the will of a minority, in which case it must give way; and the society will regress; sometimes the numerical minority cannot prevail except by violence: then it must determine whether the prevalence of its will is worth the terrible price of violence”

National Review editorial from 1957.

The whole Black Panther case just cements the idea in the teabagger’s heads that the 2008 election was rife with fraud, even if they can’t point to a single case of actual voter fraud. There had to be, since no Real American would vote for the Kenyan.

Right. A ruling opposed by the very magazine you’re writing in Mona.

*bangs head against wall

There’s a REASON why George Wallace’s inner circle was described as “three John Birchers.” THEY WERE.

Mr. T&U might, though. He’s in Portland for two weeks.

Surveying the lay of the land meat?

Yeah, but Robert Byrd was in the Klan, so Olly Olly Wingnuts Free, TTF.
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We have proven ourselves much less able to actually run the machines of government.

That’s because you don’t believe in the machines of government, bunky.

As conservative writer (and one of the few occasionally funny “conservative humorists”) wrote, Republicans say that government doesn’t work, then they get themselves elected and prove it.

So don’t come whining to the liberals when your elected officials do exactly that.

Here’s some advice, seriously: drop the “government is the problem” bullshit, or you will never have anything but dysfunctional ideologues and sociopathic criminals running for office as “conservatives.”

With the economic meltdown, Republicans had a chance to emulate one of their own, trust-bustin’ Teddy Roosevelt. They could have rode that one all the way back from the wilderness. Instead you’ve chosen Sarah Palin. Reap the wind, assholes.

Here’s some advice, seriously: drop the “government is the problem” bullshit, or you will never have anything but dysfunctional ideologues and sociopathic criminals running for office as “conservatives.”

Electing people to run a government who have staked their entire career on proving that the thing they want to run doesn’t work… Why didn’t we think of that before? You know, I bet a Red Sox team that was coached by a Yankees fan would do wonders too.

Mona Charen’s previous career.

Surveying the lay of the land meat?

Yup. Tried to get him to take at least four days’ worth of salami, but I don’t think he listened…

Mona is still furious at black Americans for failing to appreciate that Pretzeldent Runnynose Bunnypants loved the darkies more dearly than any other Preznit ever has ever in the history of ever. And that includes even Saint Raygun!

And yet, as recent news about student test scores reminds us, a poignant aspect of this president’s two terms is his unrequited love for blacks and other minorities.

Many black readers will laugh at this assertion.

O, rly?

“You know, I bet a Red Sox team that was coached by a Yankees fan would do wonders too.”

From a city or county all the way up to the federal government, no Republican executive could find loyal, competent Republicans to fill all the appointed positions, so we govern with holdover Democrats. Then we wonder why we are leaked, thwarted, and sabotaged.

One of the many things we should do over the next two years is put some serious thought into how governments should be organized so that Republicans can run them. Most emulate the New Deal inspired federal government and have dozens of departments and hundreds of divisions headed by political appointees. We simply do not have the people to run that sort of government. So we put hacks in charge and get FEMA during Katrina. Or, we get elected Governor and have an old friend and contributor who wants a piece of the action, but since we didn’t have anyone to appoint as the head of procurement and don’t really know how it works, we just give him a contract. Then we wonder why he went to jail and the Governor has approval ratings in the twenties.

We have some work to do.

In Vino Veritas

I bet a Red Sox team that was coached by a Yankees fan would do wonders too.

Yeah, just ask Don Zimmer.

Reagan and H.W. Bush were perceived (despite their best efforts) as uncaring at best.

O, really? You don’t think running against the California Fair Housing Act, opposing the Civil Rights Act and Voting Rights Act as “humiliating to the South,” making a rousing states’ rights speech on the ground where civil rights workers were murdered, riling up your audiences with fairy tales about black welfare queens, and the Willie Horton thing just for good measure had ANYTHING to do with all that?

Other things we might put some serious thought into over the next two years include how meatpacking plants could be organized so that fecal coliform bacteria can run them, how to construct monkey cages with food dispensers that can be activated by poo-flinging, and how to re-engineer the Large Hadron Collider so that the prayer power of thousands of fundagelicals is focused into beams strong enough to reveal the Higgs boson.

Wow! Mona Charen!

There I was sure that somewhere back around 2007 she’d become permanently stuck under the flat rock she lives under, trapped there like a rat glued to a pest-strip by the sticky slime that she naturally exudes. It seems I was wrong.

Pity.

“The whole Black Panther case just cements the idea in the teabagger’s heads that the 2008 election was rife with fraud, even if they can’t point to a single case of actual voter fraud.”

Well of course we did,uh ,,er…uh…. there was. But that was a way long time ago in 2004.

Gee Mona, “The NAACP is getting uppity and they need to shut up”, is your strongest evidence for why the “Taxed Enough Already” Party isn’t racist?

“Weren’t wingnuts *just* using Thurgood Marshall to “discredit” Kagan?”

she said he was a credit to his race, that doesn’t make him white

Republican executive could find loyal, competent Republicans to fill all the appointed positions, so we govern with holdover Democrats. Then we wonder why we are leaked, thwarted, and sabotaged.

Right, blame it on the Democrats, as always. What bullshit.

You haven’t addressed the problem: why are there no “loyal, competent Republicans”? Because with Repubs, “loyal” and “competent” are mutually exclusive. You’ve set up the game so that being “loyal” means buying into the “government is the problem” crap, and therefore being a “competent” government official is impossible by definition.

Bush filled plenty of appointed positions, mostly (as in the case of the DOJ) with apparatchiks bent on destroying the Democrats and cementing the “permanent Republican majority”, and/or religious nutjobs from Liberty U. And the ones who are in it for the money they can skim for themselves and their friends, period. “Working for government” was regarded as simply a means of destroying political opposition, enriching themselves and/or establishing a de facto theocracy, not actually, you know DOING THE JOB.

You’ve set yourself up for failure and you have the gall to blame “holdover Democrats” for the inevitable and completely predictable collapse?

Bah, humbug.

“Working for government” was regarded as simply a means of destroying political opposition, enriching themselves and/or establishing a de facto theocracy, not actually, you know DOING THE JOB.

You’ve set yourself up for failure and you have the gall to blame “holdover Democrats” for the inevitable and completely predictable collapse?

Like most Republicans, Murkowski could only find enough people to put a thin veneer of appointees in our government; most were holdovers from Knowles or earlier. A few of us were career employees who had hitched our wagon to Murkowski’s star. The rest were bright young lads and lasses who professed to be Republicans and Murkowski loyalists. What a disgustin lot!

Almost as soon as Murkowski’s hand came off the Bible, they were angling for their lobbying contract or trying to steer some State decision to some company that might give them a job, or hiring some piece of fluff that might curl their toes into a political appointment. It seems to be universal; GWB’s administration, the Congress, McCain’s campaign. All they think about is what will do something for them. No principles, no objectives, no desires for the Country, the Party; just what will do something for them.

I’m no angel; I’m batting less than a hundred on the Ten Commandments – never killed anybody but it wasn’t for lack of wanting to or trying a few times, the rest are toast. But I always did my job because it was the job that needed doing, not because I could do something for myself by doing it beyond getting my paycheck.

never killed anybody but it wasn’t for lack of wanting to or trying a few times

Guns don’t kill people. Conservatives kill people. Unless they’re too incompetent to succeed.

never killed anybody but it wasn’t for lack of wanting to or trying a few times, the rest are toast.

Well, we’re glad that coveting thy neighbor’s ass isn’t a point of contention for you.

“become permanently stuck under the flat rock [she] lives under, trapped there like a rat glued to a pest-strip by the sticky slime that she naturally exudes. “

I lived in fairly high levels of that vipers’ nest for twenty years. I’ve pretty much seen every way that somebody can lie, cheat, and steal in government. I never had any aversion to letting some lobbyist or player pick up a bar or restaurant tab, but beyond that played it straight, and, yes, I’ve been offered one Helluva lot more for doing a Helluva lot less than seems to have been the case with these guys. A coworker and I were once offered a cool half million each to make sure something went a certain way, and the guys who made the offer were good enough at it that even had you had a tape, you wouldn’t have been able to convict them for making the offer or either of us for taking it. Both of us were smart enough to know that there are some people you just don’t allow yourself to be beholden to. The DC attorney for one of the largest organizations in the State once said point blank, How much do I have to pay you and how do you want it paid?

The rest were bright young lads and lasses who professed to be Republicans and Murkowski loyalists. What a disgustin lot!

Still not addressing the issue, I see.

You attract that “disgusting lot” for the very reason that they are uniformly disgusted with government. If a party builds it’s entire platform on the hatred of government, if you think the Federal government is a disgusting institution that needs to be torn down and “drowned in a bathtub”, what kind of person are you going to get to work for you?

Fix that problem first, and then you can use “holdover Democrats” as scapegoats.

I blame Nixon. When the Civil Rights Act passed and the Confederate Party (which goes by many names: “Dixiecrats” we used to call them back in the 1960s) dumped the Democratic Party (which their ancestors had joined simply because they hated Lincoln’s Republicans) they should have been left to rot in the wilderness (like Wallace’s “American Party” of the 1968 election.) Instead, Nixon’s “southern strategy” scooped them up and give them a home. So now you’re reaping what you’ve sown. Excuse me while I scratch out “Hearts & Flowers” for you on the world’s smallest violin.

Are you just babbling?

The DC attorney for one of the largest organizations in the State once said point blank, How much do I have to pay you and how do you want it paid?

So when are you going to do like John Cole and take the Red Pill, Chancey? You’ve already seen how far down the rabbit hole goes.

My comment was for the second coming of mike soja not Joe Max.

My comment was for the second coming of mike soja not Joe Max.

I knew that, V. But thanks for the clarification!

For many years I existed solely on Porcupines and Tree sap. Never defecated. Surely wasn’t for lack of trying.

…Porcupines and Tree sap.

A long-lasting floor wax AND a delicious dessert topping!

A long-lasting floor wax AND a delicious dessert topping!

And it’s less filling and tastes great!

…no Republican executive could find loyal, competent Republicans to fill all the appointed positions…

Why do you suppose that is?

Could it be, perhaps, that the Republican executives were themselves incompetent?

Or perhaps could it be that “competent” and “loyal to the Republican Party” are opposing ideals?

Or maybe, even, that the only people who buy into Republican “ideals” are people who have self-selected to trust faith over evidence, ideology over reason, and have been so thoroughly indoctrinated into the evils of thinking for oneself by a generation of accepting whatever they are told by the leaders of the GOP and their media mouthpieces – who all effectively serve as sockpuppets for the malefactors of wealth in this country – that even when it’s as clear as the nose on their face that what they are being told are shameless, bare-faced lies – that they no longer possess the capacity of thought, and are more or less by this point robotic animatrons? Which kind of, you know, poses problems in the whole “competency” department.

Personally, my vote goes to “all of the above.”

Thanks for the unintended hilarity, though!

Are you just babbling?/

Bah, humbug.

It is more polite, as well as less intense, to say “Humbug!”
than to say [ —– ].

My critical thinking skills have been outsourced to Fox and the Fatman. I blame NAFTA.

“Thanks for the unintended hilarity, though!”

Why thank you.

I am a genuine piece of ….er..uh… work.

Furthermore, the Boston Tea Party was about taxation without representation

And they were protesting a tax cut!

Chris said,

July 18, 2010 at 17:44

Reagan and H.W. Bush were perceived (despite their best efforts) as uncaring at best.

O, really? You don’t think running against the California Fair Housing Act, opposing the Civil Rights Act and Voting Rights Act as “humiliating to the South,” making a rousing states’ rights speech on the ground where civil rights workers were murdered, riling up your audiences with fairy tales about black welfare queens, and the Willie Horton thing just for good measure had ANYTHING to do with all that?
=====================

Let’s not foghat Bonzo Goes To Bitburg.

Or forget.
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“Fox and the fatman” hahahaha

Why is this woman sniffing her fingers? No. Don’t answer that. DON’T ANSWER DAMN IT!

Why is this woman sniffing her fingers? No. Don’t answer that. DON’T ANSWER DAMN IT!

She’s not. She’s repositioning her nose. Leprosy is no laughing matter.

(That wasn’t an answer, as you asked the wrong question.)

Right. A ruling opposed by the very magazine you’re writing in Mona.

But but but the NAACP has DESCENDED whereas Mona’s magazine has remained in about the same place by supporting torturers! Beat THAT logic, lieberal!

Why is this woman sniffing her fingers?

Because sometimes, when she gets nervous, she sticks her hands under her arms, and then smells them like this.

Have you the fortitude to make it past paragraph one of Conrad Black’s latest whatever-it-is?

Black found the dictionary again, I see.
I saw one of those “What if..” history books yesterday wherein it said that “Ten of the world’s top history scholars speculate on might have happened if history had taken a different path.” Number 10 was Conrad Black on “What if the Japanese had not bombed Pearl Harbour?”
I daresay that the answer involves some heroics by C.Black. “With one bound he was free and strangled the Emperor to become the new ruler of Eurasia”

With the economic meltdown, Republicans had a chance to emulate one of their own, trust-bustin’ Teddy Roosevelt.

Just as with their rising (and magically newly discovered) concern about government deficits (not a problem under Reagan , Bush, and Bush). In this new situation they have an opportunity to emulate the last great Republican president, Dwight Eisenhower, and raise the top marginal rate to 90% on income over $250,000 and dramatically increase corporate taxes

The NAACP’s decision to condemn “racist” elements within the tea-party movement is about as surprising as the U.N. Human Rights Council voting to condemn Israel.

Why, the idea that there is a shred of racism in the Tea Party is absurd and the NAACP should just shut it’s yap.
Tea Party Federation Ousts Tea Party Group After It’s Refusal To Expell Head For Posting Racial Blog Rant.
Atta girl Mona. Not even 48 hrs after your article comes out!

At the airport watching CNN

And I thought my life was empty & meaningless. Thanks for making me feel a little better about myselk.

Thanks for making me feel a little better about myselk.

You’re one mean muthakucfer.

KInd of a back-handed self-deprecation, if I do type so myselkf.

…no Republican executive could find loyal, competent Republicans to fill all the appointed positions…

It’s a funny thing about people like you, Joe. You always want to blame the rest of the world for everything that’s wrong with your life. Government’s too big, too powerful. Heh. Well here’s a bit of irony for you, you’ve got all the power now, Joe. You’ve got all the power. Question is, what are you going to do with it?

Holy cakeballs, Batman. When I get down about lizard-lipped liars like Mona Charen, I just remind myself of this: I live in a world where Red Velvet Cakeballs exist. And after a short thumbsuck…I’m ok.

Capon is a poor flavor of cake.

So is caper.

I love capers in anything other than dessert foods. I have been known to open the fridge, scoop a few out of the jar, and eat ’em like mints.

COWER BEFORE ME!

Of thousands upon thousands of signs and banners, a tiny handful have been offensive, and an even smaller percentage of those — maybe one or two, which I’ve seen on the web — have been arguably racist.

Ah, “arguably”, the prevaricating douchebag’s best friend. One or two? Arguably?

Thanks, AG.

I love the one that says “THIS SIGN IS THE BROWNEST THING ON THE ENTIRE BLOCK.” What’s funny is it looks like it could totally have been written by those “undercover liberals” they keep saying are fucking up their movement, and then accepted and cheered by all the other people there…

I love capers in anything other than dessert foods. I have been known to open the fridge, scoop a few out of the jar, and eat ‘em like mints.

COWER BEFORE ME!

I will! Because that’s pretty hardcore. I use capers strictly for flavoring other stuff. They have a piquant bitterness that’s off-putting to me (like Kalamata olives). But in a sauce? I’m all over that little bud.

Hah capers out of the jar is easy! It’s drinking the brine that sorts the clowns from the ringmaster

Hah capers out of the jar is easy! It’s drinking the brine that sorts the clowns from the ringmaster

I’ve done it. Only once, but I still dream about the joy of feeling flesh disintegrating from my gums.

Ha!!

For me the brine is nearly as good as the bud. I always splash a little in my puttanescas.

“. I always splash a little in my puttanescas.”

This sounds dirty.

I love capers in anything other than dessert foods. I have been known to open the fridge, scoop a few out of the jar, and eat ‘em like mints.

COWER BEFORE ME!

I refer you to the 1970s version of “Invasion of the Body-Snatchers,” in which health inspector/future pod-person Donald Sutherland reveals that “capers” is restaurant code for “rat turds.”

I refer you to the 1970s version of “Invasion of the Body-Snatchers,” in which health inspector/future pod-person Donald Sutherland reveals that “capers” is restaurant code for “rat turds.”

Your point being?

Oh, nothing …

Nothing personal, but more engineer abuse:

The Ethical Responsibility of Engineers — And Those Who Pastor Them

Also abuse of the “religious.”

I was not all that politically aware as a kid, but those two sure made the Mike Royko column look good…

When I think of what Royko would have done with/to the teabaggers, I weep. Especially when I see the lump of pork fat who took his place at the Chicago Tribune.

I’m sorry but the TeaParty are just a bunch of fuzzy little harmless bunnies that don’t have a racist bone in their bodies!

Nothing personal, but more engineer abuse:

Also abuse of the “religious.”

In Canada, they make engineers wear special rings to remind them…

So a message to pastors and priests this Sunday: you share in the ethical responsibility of every decision made by your parishioners. If you inspire them to deepen their sense of ethical responsibility, if you give them courage to stand up for what’s right even if it means losing their job, if you sharpen their moral vision to see something beyond the morally bankrupt bottom line of profit, you are doing God’s work. But if you don’t, no matter how big the attendance and offering numbers are, you are selling out. You are part of the same dirty economy as BP and Massey, thinking of your organization’s well-being and not of your responsibility to the community. You are part of a religious extraction industry, making a living by extracting time, energy, and money for the benefit of your enterprise rather than mobilizing and deploying agents of ethical responsibility and goodwill in the community and for the common good.
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Ethics laws are just another opiate for the masses.

The Ethical Responsibility of Engineers — And Those Who Pastor Them

At first glance, it’s hard to imagine any career more removed from moral matters than engineering.

Sheer fucking idiocy. All forms of engineering design involve trade-offs between safety and cost. While there are engineers who may be unconcerned about the dangers on one side of that spectrum, they’re not “unaware.”

In Canada, they make engineers wear special rings to remind them…

There’s an American version – not the same thing because if a long story involving Rudyard Kipling’s estate being in a copyright fight in the US – and I wear that ring every day.

The uhmerkin one is stainless steel, to one-up the canucks.

lump of pork fat

Oh, come now. Animal fat is useful enough that someone wrote a book about it: http://www.ssrsi.org/Onsite/Previews/leandes01.htm

I can’t picture anyone writing a book about the uses for a great variety of purposes of John Kass.

N__B,

Not to be nosy or nothing, but what was Teh Gizoogle complaining about ?
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WOO WOO WOO WOOOOOOOO

We interrupt this regularly scheduled Sadly No! page with this following emergency message:

In order to make the ridiculous story about the Taliban training killer monkeys, Fox & Friends photoshopped a pistol into a monkey’s hands in order to illustrate for their Neandertard viewers what that might be like.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. REPEAT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. READERS ARE REQUESTED TO CONTACT THEIR LOCAL OFFICE OF STUPIDITY OVERDRIVE TO RECEIVE LOCAL UPDATES ON HOW TO REACT.

All credit goes to Joel McHale’s “The Soup,” airing on the E! network.

I’ve never had caper berries before.

The Tea Parties should only be judged by what its members would like us to imagine the organization would be in some sort of heroic colonialist anti-British uprising.

The Teabaggers would have shot Crispus Attucks before the Redcoats even showed up.

I’ve never had caper berries before.

But I imagine you’ve had capybaras.

Please, please, someone notice the Fox & Friends monkey pistol photoshop. I think I will go mad, well, madder, if I experience this alone.

In Canada, they make engineers wear special rings to remind them…

There’s an American version

That’s kind of creepy to me. Reminds me of nuns.

I am looking forward to Mona Charen’s follow-up article in which she calls for the Anti-Defamation League to disband. Also.

Please, please, someone notice the Fox & Friends monkey pistol photoshop. I think I will go mad, well, madder, if I experience this alone.

Acknowledged. Fox News has successfully argued in court that they are not a news organization subject to reporting things known as facts, so for them anything goes.

That is actually the Lucky Foxstar Viewer of the day. I think he has just shot himself in the nuts. Fucking safety catches, how do they work?

Acknowledged. Fox News has successfully argued in court that they are not a news organization subject to reporting things known as facts, so for them anything goes.

Yeah, but, Jeebus Fucking Cripes — this isn’t a coded commentary on n****** about ACORN — it’s fucking pistol photoshopped into a monkey’s hand.

This isn’t just “Fox News” stupid. This isn’t even “Red Eye” stupid. I don’t even know what level of stupid this counts as.

Many, perhaps most, of the politicians, news directors, journalists, directors, accountants, executives, managers, and engineers in question attend church on a regular basis. Whether they go to a traditional Catholic mass, a high-intensity charismatic megachurch, a staid Evangelical chapel, or a quaint Protestant high-steeple congregation…

So I guess politicians, news directors, journalists, directors, accountants, executives, managers and engineers who go to synagogues, mosques, temples or just don’t worship WILL GO TO HELL, THEY’LL GO TO HELL AND THEY’LL DIE! so they don’t count.

(Don’t worry oil rig workers, apparently you get a pass because God liked Armageddon so much.)

I don’t know which is worse. This leaky douche bag’s willingness to pretend large chunks of the population don’t exist, or his God fucking awful writing style.

El Cid said,

July 19, 2010 at 2:43

Please, please, someone notice the Fox & Friends monkey pistol photoshop. I think I will go mad, well, madder, if I experience this alone
=========================

I clickied it and all. But what can I say about FAUX and FIENDS that MMfA doesn’t say all day?

Be afraid Murkans. Next it will be KENYAN terror monkees, the very worst kind!
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what level of stupid

“Creation Museum” stupid where the gullibility knob goes to 11.

Thanks for making me feel a little better about myselk.

I like this… it’s a portmanteau word combining “myself” and “sulk”.

I clickied it and all. But what can I say about FAUX and FIENDS that MMfA doesn’t say all day?

Trust me. I’ve read all kinds of bits about Fox News’ utter lying, mean and dishonest and outright ridiculous propaganda.

But during the ACORN scandal they didn’t have, say, a 3D graphic animation of an ACORN worker giving money to a hooker in the street.

There’s fucking nothing I’ve ever seen in Media Matters for America about Fox News that even remotely compares to a picture of a monkey with a pistol in its hand.

I mean, god damned, Glenn Beck’s is a fucking MIT quantum physics symposium compared to this.

They showed, on air, a fucking picture of a monkey with a pistol photoshopped in its hand, and told their god-damned viewers it was a fucking faked photo of a picture of a monkey with a pistol in its hand.

I really am absent of any ideas at the moment of where they could go with this.

This makes the signs with Obama as a witch doctor look like Byronic satire in comparison.

The point of telling their viewers that the image they were about to show was a faked photo was that (a) some of their viewers might actually think it was a photo of a Taliban killer monkey with a pistol, and (b) their viewers might not be able to visualize in their heads what a monkey with a gun might look like.

This is fucking “Idiocracy” shit. Without any rewrite, exaggeration, hyperbole, even re-write.

He’s in Portland for two weeks.

Ah, cemented him in place, eh?

Thanks for making me feel a little better about myselk.

I like this… it’s a portmanteau word combining “myself” and “sulk”.

I think it means he’s got antlers.

But during the ACORN scandal they didn’t have, say, a 3D graphic animation of an ACORN worker giving money to a hooker in the street.

This is actually shocking in and of itself, as Fox is known for mixing massive doses of titillation in with the propaganda.

This is actually shocking in and of itself, as Fox is known for mixing massive doses of titillation in with the propaganda.

The unfortunate thing is that the hypothetical ACORN 3D modeling I just suggested doesn’t come nearly as close to the level of stupid that the monkey-with-pistol+adance-warning image has.

I can’t even think of a dumber parallel off hand.

I dunno, maybe after the ‘Mission Accomplished’ captain fighter-crotch Bush Jr. moment, Fox & Friends could warn their viewers that the following image was photoshopped, and then show George W. Bush Jr. laying his gigantic, mile-high penis across the entire city of Baghdad. And, I repeat, warning their viewers that the following image was photoshopped, you know, just in case. (And maybe simultaneously warning some over-excited Fox staffers as well.)

They showed, on air, a fucking picture of a monkey with a pistol photoshopped in its hand, and told their god-damned viewers it was a fucking faked photo of a picture of a monkey with a pistol in its hand.
…
The point of telling their viewers that the image they were about to show was a faked photo was that (a) some of their viewers might actually think it was a photo of a Taliban killer monkey with a pistol, and (b) their viewers might not be able to visualize in their heads what a monkey with a gun might look like

All true, and you know, some of them probably STILL thought it was a real photo.

All true, and you know, some of them probably STILL thought it was a real photo.

They’d best be careful before showing images from “The Jetsons” lest their viewers start driving off bridges so that their cars can drive to work.

And I’m saying that only because innocent people might be below.

So, the GOP appears to be setting themselves up for failure in 2012, and is already coming up with the bubble gum wrapper theory they’ll sell to their supporters to explain it, according to PJM;

For Obama, 2010 matters little. If the Democrats lose control of one or both houses, Obama will likely have an easier time in 2012, just as Bill Clinton used Newt Gingrich and the Republicans as his foil for his 1996 reelection campaign.

Not to be nosy or nothing, but what was Teh Gizoogle complaining about ?

No clue. My only guess is that someone with my email address in their address book got a virus, putting my email into the spamstream.

Hell, I hadn’t posted in six weeks.

In Canada, they make engineers wear special rings to remind them…

That’s kind of creepy to me. Reminds me of nuns.

Beyond wearing sensible shoes and black most of the time, I bear little resemblance to a nun. That said, my favorite detail of the engineers’ ring is that you wear it on the little finger of the hand you write with. In the good old drafting-board days, you’d hear click-click-click as the ring tapped into the table.

I think FOX is watching The Daily Show trolling for tips.

I think it means he’s got antlers.

I am well-trimmed, if terminally dull.

El Cid, have you considered that this picture may be a surreal exploration of the unreliable nature of images taken out of context?

Ceci n’est pas une singe avec pistolet.

OK, I thought pinkie rings were for Mafiosi, some gay dudes, & some Cubans.

My father was a civil engineer, & I don’t remember any pinkie ring.

My father was a civil engineer

You seem to have recovered.

My father was a civil engineer, & I don’t remember any pinkie ring.

It’s a lot more common in Canada than the U.S., and the U.S. version has only been around since the mid 60s.

Rings freak me out. Wear more than two and I won’t turn my back on you.

When I was a kid my dentist was the one portrayed by Steve Martin in Little Shop of Horrors. After each torture session he’d pull open a drawer to reveal a plastic foam block studded with toy rings. “Because you were so good, you may choose two,” Dr S would say, rubbing the bite mark on his thumb.

From the story that started it all, a part I missed the first go-round:

Ironically, the initiators of “monkey soldiers” are the Americans. Between the 1960s and the 1970s, the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) trained massive “monkey soldiers” in the Vietnam War and dispatched armed monkeys to dangerous jungles to launch assaults on Vietnamese soldiers. Today, the Taliban forces have given the American troops some of their own medicine.

When armed animals enter interpersonal wars, what kind of world will we face? This cannot but arouse our reflections and concerns.

By People’s Daily Online

Terminally dull? Are you at the airport, too?

El Cid, have you considered that this picture may be a surreal exploration of the unreliable nature of images taken out of context?

no nor am i likely to

When monkeys with pistols are outlawed, only outlaw monkeys will have pistols.

Anyone outing a monkey with a pistol is asking to be shot in the ass.

Ah ha. Paternal unit just missed surviving the ’60s (explaining relative recovery) & was out of school by the early ’50s.

People’s Daily, stirring up the shit.

They cite a British news agency but sources tell me it was Norwegian.

their viewers might not be able to visualize in their heads what a monkey with a gun might look like

I’m sure their television audience can picture what a monkey looks like, and I’m sure they can picture what a gun looks like. But don’t you think it’s asking too much of them to combine the two images? That level of mental exertion is likely to leave Fox News viewers feeling fatigued.

o/t, but what we need is:

Moar pammycakes.

at the airport, too?

That was T&U, @ 16:47.

That was T&U, @ 16:47, w/ a cell phone

Most confusing game of Clue EVER.

“When armed animals enter interpersonal wars, what kind of world will we face? This cannot but arouse our reflections and concerns.”

PENIS.

Yes, hence the “too.” It was a bad pun on terminally. Obviously I need to go to bed with jokes this tired.

Oh and smell my fingers libs ! Smell ’em!

That was T&U, @ 16:47, w/ a cell phone

Most confusing game of Clue EVER.

Calling in teh monkeys wiv the guns and shit

Calling in teh monkeys wiv the guns and shit

(a) Leave off the shit. That’s ammo for the monkeys.

(b) Unless they can dance in unison while singing “When You’re a Jet” they don’t scare me. Unless they’re armed with shit.

Okay. Via Oliver Willis, yet another jobless right winger goes nuts while armed and shoots it up with California Highway Patrol officers on a major interstate freeway — because of all this damn leftist legislation and shit — and survives because he’s wearing a bullet proof vest.

No Taliban killer monkeys were spotted — but, then, they wouldn’t be, would they?

Gee, I have no clue where her ex-felon son got all his crazy ideas about oppressive leftist governments, guns, and the revolution.

Broke with the italics

Yeah, all those “soft on crime” left-wingers put the ex-felon around the bend.

Perhaps the Chinese were just reading too many Marvel Comics:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hit-Monkey

Or maybe

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorilla-Man

Janice Williams said she kept the guns because “eventually, I think we’re going to be caught up in a revolution.” But she said she had told her son many times that “he didn’t have to be on the front lines.”

Guns don’t kill people, people use guns to kill people.

It looks like he defended our constitutional freedoms by weaving all over the freeway, thereby making a stand against those extreme left-wing traffic laws that Obama’s been ramming down our throats.

thereby making a stand against those extreme left-wing traffic laws that Obama’s been ramming down our throats

Yup. Look how many left lanes and left turns there are.

It was a bad pun

There are qualitative differences in punning?

When armed animals enter interpersonal wars, what kind of world will we face?

Many of the world’s problems have been aggravated by bald primates with guns.

Well, can’t say I’m surprised some fucking loser has decided that the only way to make his life better is to fuck up harder than he did the last time. Or I could say it, but I’d be lyin’.

It’ll be interesting to see how the usual rejects handle this. I mean, they can’t really take “If only X were allowed to carry guns” line.

Guess it’ll have to be Rodney King’s fault. He’s the one that made cops afraid of charges of police brutality and excessive force.

And of course, he’s really a liberal. Also2.

Yeah, all those “soft on crime” left-wingers put the ex-felon around the bend.

Yes, and all that left-wing anti-labor agenda killing the trades.

And that evil stimulus not being poured directly into his meth-addled pockets.

Sigh.

OK. I bet $50 bucks at least one member of the Order of the Eternal Circle Jerk tries to claim this is the Byron Williams who terminally fucked up his employment prospects.

Many of the world’s problems have been aggravated by bald primates with guns.

Watch it, you!

There are qualitative differences in punning?
The existence of bad puns is documented in a Kliban cartoon that I can’t find at the moment.

The existence of bad puns is documented in a Kliban cartoon that I can’t find at the moment.

Not nearly enough Kliban on the t00bz.

Just those darn cats!

In Canada, they make engineers wear special rings to remind them…

That is very weird, could lead to a lot of ‘kiss the ring’ jokes. But really, you have to wear a fucken ring to remind you of your responsibility!!!! Says a lot of Canadian Engineers!!

At first glance, it’s hard to imagine any career more removed from moral matters than engineering.

Absolute bollocks, its just that our fuck ups are more visible than other professions. Although there are unethical engineers (I’m working with a few now), I think the percentage is lower than the medical, legal and political professions to say the least. If fingers are going to eb pointed, point them at the Oil company management….

Grrrr….

Rings freak me out. Wear more than two and I won’t turn my back on you.

Two is one too many, IMHO. And while I’m on the subject, college rings look really dumb, it like some kind of sub masonic thing.

The leadership cohort of the NAA(L)CP is in the race business. They hold elected and appointed offices that they got through racial gerrymandering and affirmative action. They sit on boards and even own companies that they got through affirmative action or through outright racial shakedowns. They have Ivy League degrees that they would never have gotten but for their race. The perks and privileges in their life were provided them by Democrat policies and practices and nothing is more strongly defended than an ill-gotten gain.

In Vino Veritas

If you bleed us, are we not pricks?

If you bleed us, are we not pricks?

Next time, there’s be people like me and people I’ve trained and we’re simply going to exterminate Democrats in goverment. The “nice” Republican is a thing of the past and we’re going to start smashing, literally if necessary people like you. Remember, we have you lefty castrati surrounded and most of us, unlike you punks, are armed and know how to use the weapons. Many of us actually fought for this Country to make it safe for smartass little nutless punks like you.

Aw, shove it up yer ass, Chancre boy.

Careful. Do not tease the tough guy.

The “nice” Republican is a thing of the past

That past, as in, the 1860’s?

No respect! I get no respect at all!

Via Oliver Willis, yet another jobless right winger goes nuts while armed and shoots it up with California Highway Patrol officers on a major interstate freeway

Yep, happened less than a mile away from my house. Goddamn asshole fucked up traffic on the highway for hours.

Even in Oakland we are not safe from wingnut fucktards with guns. Here, we usually only kill people for good reasons, like money.

…another jobless right winger goes nuts while armed and shoots it up with California Highway Patrol officers on a major interstate freeway.

Obama is having Republicans gunned down in the streets!!

…another jobless right winger goes nuts while armed and shoots it up with California Highway Patrol officers on a major interstate freeway.

Undoubtedly he was really a Democrat trying to make Republicans look bad.

Pistol Packin’ Pachyderm

Oh, Dumbo. You were so cute once…what went wrong?

Undoubtedly he was really a Democrat trying to make Republicans look bad.

Or maybe it was one of Chancey’s GOP hit squad, out to “exterminate Democrats in goverment” [sic], starting with the government workers of the California Highway Patrol. Unfortunately for him, those government workers do carry guns.

Unfortunately for him, those government workers do carry guns.

Maybe he thought their pants were too tight to allow them to draw properly.

An armed Capitol is a polite Capitol.

AUSTIN, Texas – Everyone from lobbyists to lawyers and journalists are rushing to get permits to carry guns inside the Texas Capitol, where legislators already often tote pistols in boots and purses or stow them away inside their desks.

A unique loophole in a new security procedure means a gun permit is like a special-access pass into the domed building, allowing people who are certified to carry a gun to bypass lines at the metal detectors that were set up after a shooting incident earlier this year.

“Nobody wants to be the one standing in line behind three hundred kids wearing the same colored T-shirt,” said University of Texas political scientist Jim Henson. “If you’re trying to get in and out really quick and there’s going to be choke points, well, people don’t want to have to deal with that.”

There’s now a frenzy for folks to get trained and licensed to carry a firearm, especially before the legislative session begins in January. It’s not required that people have a gun to enter the Capitol through the express lane. Merely holding a valid permit, and presenting it at the entrance, will get them expedited entry.

“Everybody is doing it or is planning to do it,” said lobbyist Bill Miller, who has taken the required training and is waiting for his license to arrive in the mail.

When using a gun permit in order to skip slower entrance lines into a state Capitol building is outlawed, only outlaws will be able to use a gun permit to skip slower entrance lines into a state’s Capitol building.

Also, it’s good to know that the Taliban killer monkeys can now better get their message across to Texas legislators.

Also, remember that it’s only the blacks and homos who get ‘special rights’, not 2nd amendment fetishists.

A unique loophole in a new security procedure

“A unique loophole” is a wonderfully charitable way of describing a new security procedure (metal detectors etc.) that was introduced to prevent shooting incidents, but was specifically written not to apply to people carrying guns.

A unique loophole in a new security procedure means a gun permit is like a special-access pass into the domed building

Yeah, because nothing could go wrong with that: http://www.citymayors.com/news/nyc_cityhall_shooting.html

“Also, remember that it’s only the blacks and homos who get ‘special rights’ “

Got flipped off by on the other day. Mangy looking POS in a clapped out Suburu with his Obama 08 and “War is Not the Answer” stickers. I was driving my beat up old Ranger with all the appropriate redneck accoutrement: “3? sticker, “Don’t Tread On Me” flag, One Big Assed Mistake America sticker, a Blue Star flag, and an NRA sticker. Guess he didn’t like me. I whipped in front of him as we approached a red light and reached back and patted my Mossberg in the gun rack. He decided to turn right.

In Vino Veritas

The “nice” Republican is a thing of the past

“Nice” meaning the people who pranced around the Deep South with pictures of their slightly-less-conservative rivals’ daughters calling them “an illegitimate black child”?

“Maybe he thought their pants were too tight to allow them to draw properly.”

That’s pretty close: I got a red sombrero right above my gun rack only a few feet from where I sit as I type. Now, I don’t think I’d wear those pants, but I really like the cartridge belts.

Golly Mr. AChance. Your truck is so big and macho. We’re all really intimidated down here.

Golly Mr. AChance. Your truck is so big and macho. We’re all really intimidated down here.

I want to lick his chrome in a totally heterosexual way.

I whipped in front of him as we approached a red light and reached back and patted my Mossberg in the gun rack

You know, I think it’s usually illegal, and certainly dangerous, to masturbate in your vehicle while driving. Hopefully not every hippie in a Subara inspires you to whip around and start patting your Mosberg.

The “nice” Republican is a thing of the past

That past, as in, the 1860?s?

It isn’t enough to be “willing to fight” at the individual or candidate level.
Achance Saturday, July 11th at 7:18PM EDT (link)
Frankly, in today’s Republican Party if you get into a fight whether you started it or not, whether you are right or wrong you get abandoned and kicked to the curb. Hell, half the Party will join whoever is beating on you. Until that changes, one has to be crazy to want to fight.

There’s a reason, I quickly reappeared here after saying I was going dark for awhile to do some stuff with the new Anchorage Mayor; I don’t know who ran the fasted, me from the Rotary Club Republicans or them from me and all over 5000 words that actually reported the truth of the situation they faced and which were deemed too controversial to see the light of day or be spoken in polite company. Who wants to be associated with these wusses?

In Vino Veritas

I whipped in front of him as we approached a red light and reached back and patted my Mossberg in the gun rack

Mossberg’s cute and all – http://allthingsd.com/theme/images/about_walt.jpg – but I don’t know about patting him while driving.

I miss Mike Soja already.

I miss Mike Soja already.

Still up? Toast the sunrise for me. I was showering and missed mine.

Monkey See, Monkey KILL!

Jennifer said,

Aw, shove it up yer ass, Chancre boy.

You’re, that’s a contraction of you and are, a TalkingPoint-o-Matic.

Whatever else you’re trying to do here, you are doing a good job of demostrating just how thorougly the Left has programmed their useful idiots cranked out of the government schools and reinforced by the popular media and culture.

The “too many people are dying for lack of it” meme about health care is simply a lie, just like the “worst economy since the Great Depression” meme during the best economy in history during most of the Bush Administration. During Reagan, the Ds had the weak-minded convinced that all the children in America were either missing and pictured on milk cartons or were homeless and living in the back of cars and all the old folks were eating their cat food. But, mind-num

What’s all this about dancing badgers?

Spaghetti Lee said,

July 19, 2010 at 4:56

Janice Williams said she kept the guns because “eventually, I think we’re going to be caught up in a revolution.” But she said she had told her son many times that “he didn’t have to be on the front lines.”

Guns don’t kill people, people use guns to kill people.

There are plenty of perpetrators on both sides of the aisle.
The list of people I’d like to see have a 9mm brain hemorhage is becoming unmanagably long.
I should read/see some Brecht. Degenerate German Marxists aren’t my usual cup of poison, but some of them are pretty insightful.

In Vino Veritas

Jeesus, Christ, but there are some god-damned tiresome liberal people who think it’s funny to act like some right winger with 8 million comments on a lefty website.

Listen, DougJ, or whoever the fuck — it’s only interesting on occasion Thinking you’re awesome because you have the ability to sound like a rightwing Neandertard is not, not based on an impressive accomplishments.

Really, it’s not so hard to sound like a dumbass rightist. Get over yourself.

What’s all this about dancing badgers?

Morose and suicidal Republicans, oh my!

There are plenty of perpetrators on both sides of the aisle.
The list of people I’d like to give me a 9 inch beef injection is becoming unmanagably long.
I should read/see some Brecht. Degenerate German Homosexuals aren’t my usual cup of poison, but some of them are pretty.

In Vino Veritas

“me. I whipped in front of him as we approached a red light and reached back and patted my Mossberg in the gun rack. He decided to turn right.”

So, exactly how small as your penis?

So, exactly how small as your penis?

Where’s it located if he has to reach back to pat it?

Where’s it located if he has to reach back to pat it?

I think it’s “back” as in “returning to”, because the default driving position for this fellow is his hand in his “gun rack” patting “his Mossberg”. Thus all the whipping it around in front of other sexy hippie men in their BareOutbacks..

I think it’s “back” as in “returning to”, because the default driving position for this fellow is his hand in his “gun rack” patting “his Mossberg”.

You mean, he doesn’t realize he’s not driving stick?

You mean, he doesn’t realize he’s not driving stick?

Oh, he’s definitely driving a stick. Or twig, or bud, whatever. He might think that’s what causes the gears to shift, but I’m sure that’s not the most prominent thing on his mind. Mainly he’s got to look out for them sexy hippies to whip it out in front of.

Part of how they’ve been able to have their cake and lynch it too is that the national “organization” has specifically stayed out of the fray over charges of racism.

If this had been a Democratic or Republican group of people expressing these outrageous sentiments, the parties would have been backpedalling as fast as possible to put as much distance as possible between them and the bigots. Remember the Jeremiah Wright flap? Once Obama understood that he was going to be forced to take responsibility for Wright’s words, Obama put him out in the cold.

(Side note: wouldn’t it be ironic if Jeremiah Wright were to suddenly reveal that he is now a Teabagger?)

That the Teabaggers are not an organized party is what allows them to pander to the bigots while managing to put a face of “we only want what we want” on their party.

Tried to get him to take at least four days’ worth of salami, but I don’t think he listened…

Presumably he’ll pick up some sausage while he’s out there.

I whipped in front of him as we approached a red light and reached back and patted my Mossberg in the gun rack.

Hm. This seems so familiar…where have I read this exact same thing before? And how is it that you know it too? 😉

patted my Mossberg in the gun rack

How quaint. Jerking off in public.

There are qualitative differences in punning?

Don’t tease the Panthera.

“A unique loophole” is a wonderfully charitable way of describing a new security procedure (metal detectors etc.) that was introduced to prevent shooting incidents, but was specifically written not to apply to people carrying guns.

Gun permits don’t kill people, people with gun permits kill people. Hm, needs work.

I whipped in front of him as we approached a red light and reached back and patted my Mossberg in the gun rack.

Awesome. Did you act out you killing him with army men on the dash, too, Mr Big Man?

Eeeewwwwww. Bagoas did you make a stinker?

Oh, sorry little guy – there’s a chancre festering in here, it wasn’t you.

I call on democracy loving rightards to refudiate those stabs through our hearts.

Did you act out you killing him with army men on the dash, too, Mr Big Man?

*waterspit*

Did you act out you killing him with army men on the dash, too, Mr Big Man?

Of course not. He used dinosaurs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znxFrgql5dc

LMAO, I love Wash.

I can’t see the video, but I’m guessing: “Curse you and your inevitable betrayal!

[taunting voice] T&U’s a bigger geek than me! [/taunting voice]

I can’t see the video, but I’m guessing: “Curse you and your inevitable betrayal!

Best Wash line in Firefly.

Except for all the other Wash lines.

The next Breaking News!!! story at Fox.

taunting voice] T&U’s a bigger geek than me! [/ taunting voice]

Sorry, but your engineering degree trumps any pop culture knowledge I have in terms of geekiness.

The next Breaking News!!! story at Fox.

Half black. Half white.

Must be Obots.

An engineering degree requires nothing more than masochism and the ability to do sixth-grade math while drunk.

An engineering degree requires nothing more than masochism and the ability to do sixth-grade math while drunk.
It was my inabilitiy to learn Calc II while sober and skipping classes and not doing the homework that kept me from my engineering degree.

It was my inabilitiy to learn Calc II while sober and skipping classes and not doing the homework that kept me from my engineering degree

My high school guidance counselor saw my woodshop project and decided I’d be better off in a less life-threatening profession.

My high school guidance counselor saw my woodshop project and decided I’d be better off in a less life-threatening profession.

My lamp with a wooden base and soda can body (they wouldn’t let us use beer cans any more) was the envy of 8th grade wood shop.

My high school guidance counselor saw my woodshop project and decided I’d be better off in a less life-threatening profession.

A pickle? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qnvy6AsyWCs

Ethics laws are just another opiate for the masses.

Are you high right now?

An engineering degree requires nothing more than masochism and the ability to do sixth-grade math while drunk.

6th grade? Really? What level is the math in business school where the engineering washouts land?

formerly tsam. Time for a change since I have no hope.

Best Wash line in Firefly.

Except for all the other Wash lines.

Though I find the addition of “sudden” in “curse you and your sudden but inevitable betrayal” is what makes the line really sing.

Although “mine is an evil laugh” is pretty up there.

I worked on (meaning occasionally buffed the body) a CO₂ car for an entire year in eighth grade shop class and never finished it. That was a great class.

An engineering degree requires nothing more than masochism and the ability to do sixth-grade math while drunk.

Now wait just a goddam minute!

…actually, that’s true. Carry on.

What level is the math in business school where the engineering washouts land?

There’s math in business school? I can’t really say I see much evidence of that in its graduating class.

What level is the math in business school where the engineering washouts land?

*whistling the theme to Sesame Street*

Time for a change since I have no hope.

Need names? I got lotsa names.

Refinement Summing the Tiny Animator
Jami the Calm Nuclear Engineer
Resets Mohammad the Familial Monstrous Spitting Spider
Britches the Dear Journalist
Theodore Solutions the Esthetician
Utilizes Mumacrout
Poh Nub the Round Emberling
Geg the Jittery Ponyfish
Jog Rather the Pretty Acrobat
Geecl the Exuberant Silver Metagolem
Irrationals Lungs the Hair Stylist
Alex Dissenters
Tam Addressable-Refutation the Grey Philosopher
Crumples Conclusions the Bashful Blind Shark
Yeecrdam Vav the Jittery Taxi-Driver
Private Wibledquoyqu the Amazing Scientist
Maysalutes Dotuf the Wasteful Bassist
Disaffectedkuw Tuhmit the Zagum (Duke of Hell)
Annoyances Archenemy
Neprkayshoxecpleex Sazchiy the Accidental Lyricist
Degeneratedtug Stephani the Kind-Hearted Warbeast
Mitmabsoceye Plaquoohezoy the Linguist
Jayzoochjoywerim Thoodpraygi the Enchanting Stone Golem
Crimson Vooquchoowoy the Biographer
Nish Giraffe

There’s math in business school? I can’t really say I see much evidence of that in its graduating class.

Math can be used for evil as well. How’s a brutha supposed to count the number of houses he has? Seriously.

Engineering math = produce/make/solve something

Business math = steal something.

Math nonetheless.

I worked on (meaning occasionally buffed the body) a CO? car

Polished your rod, eh?

Business math = steal something.

The politically correct term is “make money out of nothing”.

Now wait just a goddam minute!

…actually, that’s true. Carry on.

I knew you were too honest to refudiate* that, Xecky.

*http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2010/7/18/885401/-Palins-Twitter-Meltdown

Engineering math = produce/make/solve something/count beers

That’s what I remember her for, too. When I was a kid, I remember our local paper carrying her and some nationally syndicated Jewish Republican whose name escapes me. He was constantly enraged that Jews didn’t celebrate proper holidays like Christmas.

I was not all that politically aware as a kid, but those two sure made the Mike Royko column look good…

Is it possible you read the same shitty Midwestern newspaper that I did during the 1980s?

The politically correct term is “make money out of nothing”.

Indeed. Evidence suggests that too much math in business is a very very bad thing. Perhaps a tax on variables in finance should be introduced.

Perhaps a tax on variables in finance should be introduced

A tax on….thingie?

How’s a brutha supposed to count the number of houses he has?

Isn’t that something best left to the second missus?

Crumples Conclusions the Bashful Blind Shark

That’;s the next Dreamworks Animation film, right?

“Need names? I got lotsa names.”

I still can’t get the saintly roaches out of my head.

Crumples Conclusions the Bashful Blind Shark

That’;s the next Dreamworks Animation film, right?

That will be Blartfart’s final cartoon character who has to go around and offer posthumous apologies to the entire liberal world after Blartbutt commits seppukku.

The politically correct term is “make money out of nothing”.

Oh crap, I thought that was the PC term for “counterfeiting.”

I still can’t get the saintly roaches out of my head.

So THAT’S why my roach clip has been empty!

Oh crap, I thought that was the PC term for “counterfeiting.”

Oh. That’s “tenderizing the legal tender”.

I still can’t get the saintly roaches out of my head.

See a doctor immediately. Make sure he/she isn’t an engineering school washout.

Oh. That’s “tenderizing the legal tender”.

I thought that was S&M.

“I still can’t get the saintly roaches out of my head.

See a doctor immediately. Make sure he/she isn’t an engineering school washout.”

What about a drunkard? Can s/he get a little tipsy at least? It makes things more fun.

See, I’m not *that* geeky. I didn’t even get the quote right.

I didn’t even get the quote right.

Were you distracted by gnawing on a salami?

What about a drunkard? Can s/he get a little tipsy at least? It makes things more fun.

That’s playing doctor. Roaches in your head might require the services of an actual doctor.

Business math = steal something.

The politically correct term is “make money out of nothing”.

“Produce.”

While it is no more acceptable to fling the accusation of Nazism at Obama than it was to use it against Bush…

Does nobody at NRO read Sowell’s columns?

“That’s playing doctor. Roaches in your head might require the services of an actual doctor.”

You’re no fun.

Sarah Palin: Still not housebroken.

You’re no fun.

Am too.

Apparently, Bill Shakespeare made up new words cuz he didn’t know very many of them.

Another OT; http://abcnews.go.com/US/sarah-palin-takes-twitter-oppose-ground-mosque/story?id=11194148

Peace-seeking Muslims, pls understand. Ground Zero mosque is UNNECESSARY provocation; it stabs hearts. Pls reject it in the interest of healing.

Fucking Christ.

*bangs fist on desk *. I hate her sooooooooooooooo much! Wish I were joking.

“Jeesus, Christ, but there are some god-damned tiresome liberal people who think it’s funny to act like some right winger with 8 million comments on a lefty website.”

Rush did a disservice with his branding of the Left
as liberals. Don’t get me wrong, it worked amazingly well as a shorthand for the Left that didn’t require a bunch of explaining political philosophies, but “liberal” completely mischaracterizes the American Left. There is nothing liberal about them; they are statist, conformist, and willing to use force to empower the state and to enforce conformity. Yeah, that’s liberal!

Sarah Palin: Still not housebroken.

Ahem: http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/32413.html/comment-page-6#comment-1096984

Ahem: http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/32413.html/comment-page-6#comment-1096984

My bag. bad. Sorry.

As punishment, you must read all of SP’s tweets for the next day and report back to us. Compare and contrast her use of language with Trig’s.

Contrast?

Vertical hold?

“Awesome. Did you act out you killing him with army men on the dash, too, Mr Big Man?”

I’m accused of being a little prone to
violence myself. When rational discussion fails, there really aren’t many other ways to settle a dispute – and I really, really don’t like lingering disputes.

In Vino Veritas

*bangs fist on desk *. I hate her sooooooooooooooo much! Wish I were joking.

It’s funny. I try not to hate people, but this one just forces it. She yammers on and on about Freedom© and such, but then conveniently forgets about the First Amendment. How did this Hilton/Kardashian/Lohan phenomenon become an intregal part of politics?

So….microscopic,then.

Dance, ye badgers! Dance!

As punishment, you must read all of SP’s tweets for the next day and report back to us. Compare and contrast her use of language with Trig’s.

Haha! I have it on good authority that Sarah can’t use the twiether thingy cuz she’s too much of a savant genius and has Trig handle all of that for her.

Oddly enough, I am eating a couple of slices of salami right now. Not a whole thing, though. That would be undignified.

Mona is still furious at black Americans for failing to appreciate that Pretzeldent Runnynose Bunnypants loved the darkies more dearly than any other Preznit ever has ever in the history of ever

Dear Mona — just because Pres. GWB loved to rub the heads of black people doesn’t mean he did anything to improve the living standards of POC in this country. Lust for a bald, black head =/= true love.

” How did this Hilton/Kardashian/Lohan phenomenon become an intregal part of politics?”

Her vapidity is precisely her appeal!

Apparently, Bill Shakespeare made up new words cuz he didn’t know very many of them.

I posted at TBogg that he made fun of folks who abuse the language through ignorance, too, which is why another name for malapropism is “dogberryism.”

I love how she thinks this puts the NAACP in bad company. No doubt the things the UN Human Rights Council is denouncing aren’t Really Racist either. – Chris

It really does, though.

No matter what you may feel about Zionism, pretty much everything the UN Human Rights Council does is rankly hypocritical, considering the composition of said council. Charen’s point (with which I 100% disagree, btw) is that the NAACP is a group full of racists denouncing racism just like the UNHRC is a group of nations, many of whom have horrible human rights records, denouncing the less than perfect human rights record of another nation.

Of course, the NAACP is not full of racists, so Charen’s point falls apart …

I posted at TBogg that he made fun of folks who abuse the language through ignorance, too, which is why another name for malapropism is “dogberryism.”

I’m sure she’s composing her mea culpa tweet now. This cracks me up. How dumb do you really have to be to screw up a fairly common word, then try to duck out of it by comparing yourself to a superhuman writer you’ve likely never read? The depressing part is that her minions will doubtlessly pick up the ball and run with it.

Her vapidity is precisely her appeal!

Vapidity; A leadership quality whose time has come.

Vapidity; A leadership quality whose time has come.

…and gone. Sic transit Bush.

“Awesome. Did you act out you fellating him with army men on the dash, too, Mr Big Man?”

I’m accused of being a little prone to
fellatio myself. When rational discussion fails, there really aren’t many other ways to settle an erection – and I really, really don’t like lingering erections.

In Vino Veritas

Sic vapid transit.

TNC, FTMFW, issues the perfect rejoinder to Mona’s screed:

http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2010/07/a-final-thought/59924/

“It’s been asked in comments, a few times, what good has come of the NAACP’s resolution. I would not endeavor to speak for anyone but myself when I say that I owe the NAACP a debt of gratitude. I have, in my writing, a tendency to become theoretically cute, and overly enamored with my own fair-mindedness. Such vanity has lately been manifested in the form of phrases like “it’s worth saying” and “it strikes me that…” or “respectfully…”

When engaging your adversaries, that approach has its place. But it’s worth saying that there are other approaches and other places. Among them–respectfully administering the occasional reminder as to the precise nature of the motherfuckers you are dealing with. It strikes me that this is a most appropriate role for the nation’s oldest civil rights organization.” emphasis mine

Real or fake, AChance is a bore.

“I whipped in front of him as we approached a red light and reached back and patted my Mossberg in the gun rack. He decided to turn right.”

That’s right, what other people do is all about you isn’t it? He couldn’t have turned right because you was headed in the direction. It had to have been because he recognized your inherent alpha male status and backed down like a good omega.

I’ve been accused of being an asshole, but my dick is very photogenic and therefore liberals should suck an egg.

In vito corleone

Dear Penthouse:

I never thought this would happen to me. Got flipped off by on the other day. Mangy looking POS in a clapped out Suburu with his Obama 08 and “War is Not the Answer” stickers. I was driving my beat up old Ranger with all the appropriate redneck accoutrement: “3? sticker, “Don’t Tread On Me” flag, One Big Assed Mistake America sticker, a Blue Star flag, and an NRA sticker. Guess he didn’t like me. I whipped in front of him as we approached a red light and reached back and patted my Mossberg in the gun rack. He decided to turn right.

Edited to emphasize the “sexual fantasy” aspect.

How dumb do you really have to be to screw up a fairly common word, then try to duck out of it by comparing yourself to a superhuman writer you’ve likely never read? The depressing part is that her minions will doubtlessly pick up the ball and run with it.

No, the depressing part is that people think that (1) she writes her own Twitter/Facebook screeds (she pays a “viral” marketing firm to do it); (2) this wasn’t calcluated, nor were Bush’s malapropisms often intentional as well; (3) “I’m stupid and can’t fucking speak my native language, just like Sarah Palin” will win her a lot more votes than any substantial position she could take on anything.

Expect to see a lot more of this kind of crap — anything that portrays her as the polar (heh) opposite of that “elitist” “thug” in the White House (both codewords for a way of speaking as much as race). Her “authentic western gibberish” is cynically formulated by a team of marketing hacks towards that end.

Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare?

No, the depressing part is that people think that (1) she writes her own Twitter/Facebook screeds (she pays a “viral” marketing firm to do it); (2) this wasn’t calcluated, nor were Bush’s malapropisms often intentional as well; (3) “I’m stupid and can’t fucking speak my native language, just like Sarah Palin” will win her a lot more votes than any substantial position she could take on anything.

Who calculates fucking up everything you touch? Wow.

Dumbshit/Cracker 2012! Sukit LIBZ!

I’m accused of being a little prone to
violence myself.

Self-abuse, we got that about you a long time ago.

Who calculates fucking up everything you touch?

Bill Kristol.

QED Sarah Palin.

Who calculates fucking up everything you touch?

Bill Kristol.

Kristol doesn’t arrive at his fuck-ups by calculations. He thinks his results arise from serendipity.

Bill Kristol.

I could kick his ass with my wife’s shotgun’s.

serendipity.

New name for lead poisoning?

serendipity.

New name for lead poisoning?

Or a bad woman’s hair gel.

Serendipity doo dah, bitcheznorz

Real or fake, AChance is a bore.

I normally like laughing at the short-bus antics of trolls. To an extent.

That one has made the badger list. There’s only so much slop I’ll put up with.

That one has made the badger list.

Badger? Doesn’t anyone do *pie* anymore????

I dunno. I find his hyper-macho rambling pretty fucking hilarious. Funnier still, it’s all intertubez bluster. The first time this clown ran into a mean-ass liberal like me, he’d run away pooping his Dockers.

That one has made the badger list.

Sadly, I’ve been unable to make the badger script work in Chrome under Linux (not that I’ve spent a lot of time trying). So I am unable to laugh my way past the asshats who appear here.

Badger? Doesn’t anyone do *pie* anymore????

I admit to being tempted to use the shithouse troll anigif instead, but those badgers just kind of work.

PoopMax: you have a message over there.

Glenn Beck says he might be going blind.

Discuss.

I admit to being tempted to use the shithouse troll anigif instead, but those badgers just kind of work.

So long as they don’t eat all the pie…

Funnier still, it’s all intertubez bluster.

Indeed.

Glenn Beck says he might be going blind.

If only he would blink that he might be going mute.

Glenn Beck says he might be going blind.

All the fapping to Sarah is catching up to him.

Badger? Doesn’t anyone do *pie* anymore????

When someone comes up with a dancing pie, I’ll reconsider.

Glenn Beck says he might be going blind.

He’s already dumb.

When someone comes up with a dancing pie, I’ll reconsider.

I apologize to my relunch and all other refudiate.

justme, that is stinkin’ hilarious. “The whole internet is just jealous of my knowledge.” I’m gonna clean my drink off the screen now…

Glenn Beck says he might be going blind.

He’s already dumb.

But certainly not def.

He’s already dumb.

But certainly not def.

A tiny bit phat.

A tiny bit phat.

Dood, it took all my mad concentratin’ skillz not to thank about Beck’s badonkadonk! Don’ be frontin’ me!

What really bothered all the right wingers about ACORN was how disappointed they were when they thought they had heard that thanks to ACORN and all the other black and liberal groups in the 2008 season that there was supposed to be a massive, massive erection turnout, and no such thing happened.

Their gaping loss at such a result caused all the whining we heard beginning in February of how Obama kept trying to ram various huge, massive packages down their unwilling throats.

Kind of sad in its own way.

What’s that crap he rubs in his eyes all the time to make himself cry? could that be blinding him? If not can we get him some anhydrous ammonia for the next time he needs some crocodile tears?

Beck’s badonkadonk

Honky Dink Badonkadonk

Badger? Doesn’t anyone do *pie* anymore????

Dkos has ruined the word pie for me.

If I were a pasty, pear-shaped, chunky, ugly drug-addict who had sold my soul to the devil and couldn’t pay women to touch my dinky wang, I’d cry a lot, too.

anhydrous ammonia for the next time he needs some crocodile tears?

Maybe slip a little into his juice box with lunch…

If I were a pasty, pear-shaped, chunky, ugly drug-addict who had sold my soul to the devil and couldn’t pay women to touch my dinky wang, I’d cry a lot, too.

HA! Win

If I were a pasty, pear-shaped, chunky, ugly drug-addict who had sold my soul to the devil and couldn’t pay women to touch my dinky wang, I’d cry a lot, too.
If this is the situation in which you find yourself after making a deal with the devil, you’re doing it wrong.

Who calculates fucking up everything you touch? Wow.

That certainly wasn’t my point. She fucks up 99% of what she touches through sheer stupidity, I’m sure. Maybe that extends to hiring a shitty-ass PR firm that can’t spell, but it seems more likely her Twitters and Facebooks are written by somebody who knows exactly what they are doing. Probably some poor Ivy grad with a comparative literature degree or some shit just trying to keep food on the table.

I dunno. I find his hyper-macho rambling pretty fucking hilarious. Funnier still, it’s all intertubez bluster. The first time this clown ran into a mean-ass liberal like me, he’d run away pooping his Dockers.

I just find it really, really sad. Going all Internet Tough Guy on a comedy weblog where people mostly just ignore you is pretty much the acme of desperate futility.

What’s that crap he rubs in his eyes all the time to make himself cry?

That would be his own poo, left on his hands after flinging it all about.

Doesn’t anyone do *pie* anymore????

Oh yes, I tweaked the Burdizzo script to use “I like pie!” instead of the badgers. I’m just old-fashioned that way.

the acme of desperate futility

Band name?

If I were a pasty, pear-shaped, chunky, ugly drug-addict who had sold my soul to the devil and couldn’t pay women to touch my dinky wang and who rubbed Vick’s Vaporub under my eyes, I’d cry a lot, too.

Seriously, he’s so soulless even the well-deserved horribleness of his life can’t make him cry.

the acme of desperate futility

Band name?

If I were in a band, I’d definitely give it a second look. BTW, what the name of the S,N band we had before? mind-numbed, do you remember?

HA! Win

Thank you, kind sir. I try. 🙂

I believe the band name for which you are looking is ‘Bono’s Conscience’. They are touring right now to promote their new retrospective documentary. ‘Fixing Problems by Crying Harder’

Ew!

It was Snarkleponies, I think.

Asshole Buttons got edged out for the more accessible Snarkleponies name.

From Ew!:

But Muhammad, who was a lodger in Wook’s house, previously said it was “God’s will” that the couple fell in love.

God’s a dick, Moe. You shouldn’t be listening to him.

That’s it ! Man, we rocked.

That’s it ! Man, we rocked.

(Behind the music voice)

They rocked hard and rode free until drugs took their toll.

Ew!

Gray sugar!

Gray sugar Ensure!

Fixed!

Apparently, Bill Shakespeare made up new words cuz he didn’t know very many of them.
“Refudiate” being a portmanteau word, SP is evidently inspired by Lewis Carroll more than by Shakespeare.

Lust for a bald, black head
Worst Public Enemy album.

They rode hard and rocked free until drugs took their toll.

Lust for a bald, black head
Worst Public Enemy album.

Now, just wizzy a minizzy, Smizzy Clyzzy! No potato salad for you!

Lust for a bald, black head

Alternatively, Worst Prokofiev opera modernisation EVAH.

Best. “Behind The Music”. Ever.

Most everything these groups do is illegal, yet they are untouchable. Their constituencies will NEVER support a Republican and the media will hate any Republican anyway but Republicans remain afraid to challenge and when possible perp walk the Democrat fronts including, yes, I’ll say it, some Black churches. We’ve been called racists enough now that it shouldn’t bother us any more and the Black churches are to Democrat power in the cities as the radical mosques are to the jihadi.

Lust for a bald, black head

Alternatively, Worst Prokofiev opera modernisation EVAH.

Play it in concert with the Lieutenant J-Lo Suite.

Most everything these groups do is illegal, yet they are untouchable.

Yes, but the Republicans keep protecting BP and apologizing, so what can we do????

Achance: Dismount, princess. We got this, we don’t need your pseudo intellectual word soup. Thanks for trying.

We’ve been called racists enough now that it shouldn’t bother us any more

When did it ever bother you? If it was ever an issue I’d think at least one of you would have tried to do something about it besides torture logic until black people were the “Real Racists˜”

Roaches in your head might require the services of an actual doctor.

Intracerebral myiasis. My textbooks, let me show you them.

Lust for a bald, black head

Worst Public Enemy album.

But a dandy Isaac Hayes album

Hey hey! 50 bucks, the Charen kid picks her nose…

Ok…50 bucks she eats it!

But shouting “Nuh uh—YOU’RE the real racist!” is so easy.

the Lieutenant J-Lo Suite.

See Actor212 for your martini.

They rode hard and rocked free until drugs took their toll.

But did they ever drive an explosive-laden school bus through a
wall of televisions?

My textbooks, let me show you them.

They’re very thin. Are you sure you’re a doctor? Those look like Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issues, those “anatomy” books.

But shouting “Nuh uh—YOU’RE the real racist!” is so easy.

Shorter teahadists: I know you are but what am I? Nyah.

Hey hey! 50 bucks, the Charen kid picks her nose…

She is merely checking that it is still in the right place. Implants can shift.

They rode hard and rocked free until drugs took their toll.

But did they ever drive an explosive-laden school bus through a
wall of televisions?

Was Tawny Kitaen ever in their videos????

But did they ever drive an explosive-laden school bus through a
wall of televisions?

We’ve been advised by our lawyers not to discuss this “myriad” (their words) of pending cases. But I don’t think that was us.

Most everything these groups do is illegal, yet they are untouchable. Their constituencies will NEVER support a Democrat and the media will hate any Democrat anyway but Democrats remain afraid to challenge and when possible perp walk the Republican fronts including, yes, I’ll say it, some Baptist churches. We’ve been called racists enough now that it shouldn’t bother us any more and the Baptist churches are to Republican power in the country as the radical mosques are to the jihadi.

Most everything these bands do is illegal, yet they are untouchable. Their constituencies will NEVER drive an explosive-laden school bus through a wall of televisions and the media will hate any Metal Priestess anyway but Metal Priestesses remain afraid to challenge and when possible perp walk the Cult Music fronts including, yes, I’ll say it, some rock clubs.

Most everything these bands do is illegal, yet they are untouchable.

VCR¹?

¹ Veiled Creed Reference.

Creed! Fuck!

I worked on (meaning occasionally buffed the body) a CO? car for an entire year
1. How did you get the subscript ‘2’?
2. Dry-ice sculpture is a sadly under-appreciated medium.

Was Tawny Kitaen ever in their videos?

Now you have triggered a Gwendoline flashback.

Breitbart makes up a new violin maker.

Even Shakespeare wouldn’t stoop so low.

Now you have triggered a Gwendoline flashback.

Could have been worse. I could have mentioned Kim Catrall, which would either launch Porky’s flashbacks or worse Big Trouble In Little China flashbacks.

I needed therapy after the flying eyeball scene.

I wasn’t complaining, just explaining a temporary absence.

I wasn’t complaining, just explaining a temporary absence.

Oh.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…

Could have been worse. I could have mentioned Kim Catrall, which would either launch Porky’s flashbacks or worse Big Trouble In Little China flashbacks.

Mannequin…gag….wretch….

While it is no more acceptable to fling the accusation of Nazism at Obama than it was to use it against Bush…

I do see the US Military firing on civilians if they’re ordered to do so and I see the officers giving that order if the CIC orders it. And, they won’t spend much time doing that thinking stuff about it either.

You know, the people on the other side of this ditch aren’t stupid. If we do start getting significant civil disobedience, they will turn the whole power of the National government and its media and academic allies to the task of absolutely vilifying and marginalizing the opposition. And when they send the troops to fire on some group of protesters or Tea Partiers or whoever has raised their ire, most of the Country will think it is a good thing just like most of the Country thought Waco and Ruby Ridge were good things. Don’t delude yourself about this.

We on the right have to be very careful and very restrained, even to the point of allowing ourselves to be harmed so as to make sure that if this all comes unravelled, any violence starts on the left or from identificable Democrat constituencies. It is entirely too likely that Comrade Obama’s bunch will try to provoke Helter-Skelter rather than losing power.

I wasn’t complaining, just explaining a temporary absence.

Watching Skinimax at 3AM, old chum?

You know, the people on the other side of this ditch aren’t stupid.

Um.

Yea.

Y’are.

My textbooks, let me show you them.

You’re saying “textbooks”. I’m hearing “etchings”.

You know, the people on the other side of this ditch aren’t stupid.

I hear lots of stupid people say things like this. It reminds me of a drywaller I once knew who made all sorts of proclamations about how useless college is. He thought he was so cool collecting those $9.00/hour paychecks with no benefits. He really showed us college queers, didn’t he?

You can rationalize with yourselves all you want, but conservatives are wrong and dumb. It doesn’t get much more simple than that.

It is entirely too likely that Comrade Obama’s bunch will try to provoke Helter-Skelter rather than losing power.

Charlie? Is that you????

You’re saying “textbooks”. I’m hearing “etchings”.

And showing interest.

CO2.

₂

How else would Sub do it?

You know, the people on the other side of this ditch aren’t stupid.

Oh, my darling. Yes you are. Irretrievably so.

Nope, not like that! Damn you to hell, preview. You are Art Chance to me!!

And showing interest.

Well, I figure Smut’s etchings can only be a step up from actor’s.

Well, I figure Smut’s etchings can only be a step up from actor’s.

He and I are both lying in the gutter, but at least I’m looking up at the stars.

And your panties.

Breitbart makes up a new violin maker.

I have a strong suspicion that if we were allowed to see about three more minutes of the first clip it would completely destroy Breitbart’s argument. And WTF? on the second clip. He’s complaining because she’s encouraging those lazy nigras to go out and get a job?

Oh, I see, that’s not the kind of agriculture job they are supposed to get.

You know, the people on the other side of this ditch aren’t stupid.

Problem is, you people are in the ditch, wallowing in the muck.

You are Art Chance to me!!

*guffaw* This needs to become an S,N Internet Tradition ™

Breitbart makes up a new violin maker.

Shatavarius?

Who could have predicted that the POTUS will be the instigator of Helter-Skelter?

I could have mentioned Kim Catrall, which would either launch Porky’s flashbacks or worse Big Trouble In Little China flashbacks.

By worse you mean BEST EVAR.

You’re saying “textbooks”. I’m hearing “etchings”.

Really? Because I’m hearing “woodcuts.” Also: “OW.”

Shatavarius?

Guanori.

You are Art Chance to me!!

Or as Bill Shakespeare might say, You Art Chance to me!!

Or as Bill Shakespeare might say, You BlArt Chance to me!!

FIXED!

Breitbart makes up a new violin maker.

Shatavarius?

This is Breitblart.

PlaySkool

Because I’m hearing “woodcuts.” Also: “OW.”

Woodcuts? Now THAT’S dedication to one’s perversions. You’d almost have to admire it.

worse Big Trouble In Little China flashbacks.

By worse you mean BEST EVAR.

For Kim Catrall???????

CO₃.

You’d almost have to admire it.

From afar, yes.

COD’OH

FYWP.

Or as Bill Shakespeare might say, You Art Chance to me!!

Blart, blart, brief scandal.

Rat cheer.

“‘Keef” scandal would have been better!

Do over?

He and I are both lying in the gutter, but at least I’m looking up at the stars.
And your panties.

AHEM.

I miss the good Doktor, and his Big Bimler Brain.

Smut, whatever happened to that guy?

Problem is, you people are in the ditch, wallowing in the muck.

We are all of us in the gutter, but some of us are looking up your skirt.

He and I are both lying in the gutter, but at least I’m looking up at the stars.

And your panties.

Ha, joke’s on you.

I’m not wearing panties.

.

.

wait…

“But did they ever drive an explosive-laden school bus through a wall of televisions?”

Remember the wimpy, bespectacled student in Dr. Zhivago?
He went on to become that Bolshevik General predating on the countryside from his armored train. There’s a reason for that stereotype. Cowards are very, very ruthless and dangerous when they have power.

And they do control the military. I can’t imagine the circumstance as things stand now and for the forseeable future in which American soldiers would refuse an order. I doesn’t take long to put your people in the most important command spots and the rest just put their heads down, follow orders, and wait for the next election, except what if there isn’t a next election or the next election is rigged?

They don’t need to be able to govern, they have the media to tell the masses who well they’re governing.

In Vino Veritas

O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore Art Chance?

He went on to become that Bolshevik General predating on the countryside from his armored train. There’s a reason for that stereotype. Cowards are very, very ruthless and dangerous when they have power.

Yes, Bush Jr. drove that point home in a pretty painful way.

To sleep, Art Chance to dream..

*whispers* he’s babbling again.

Mind-numbed…lulz.

Thou Art Chancre, & I thee refudiate!

You are Art Chance to me!!

It will leave an exquisite corpse.

When rational discussion fails, there really aren’t many other ways to settle an erection –

I’m not really worried about some sort of “popular” uprising or some spontaneous act that leads to civil disorder. My worry is that the Administration will orchestrate something that looks like a popular uprising or act of domestic terrorism as an excuse to exercise extraordinary powers; they’re just itching for it because all this resistance by the heathen masses is really starting to frustrate them.

The only exception is if they lose their grip on the economy so that they can’t keep pouring federal money into the Blue cities. If Massa don’t buy new shoes when they’re wanted, then we’ll see what bottom rail on top looks like and it will get ugly when the city dwellers turn to the suburbs where there are lots of white people with guns.

In Vino Veritas

[Art Chance] will leave an exquisite corpse.

Decalcomania can be treated.

…some spontaneous act that leads to civil disorder

Is that what the kids are calling nocturnal emissions these days?

…some spontaneous act that leads to civil disorder
Frottage is a well-established Surrealist technique, Your Honour!

Dr Arp suggests you let the chips fall where they may.

Frottage is a well-established Surrealist technique, Your Honour!

Not a good way to settle an erection, though.

Not a good way to settle an erection, though.

I, too, have my doubts about allowing someone to rub my PENIS with a soft pencil.

[Art Chance] will leave an exquisite corpse.

I chalk it up to overzealous vijazzling.

For you we have conte crayons.

That was for WC, not BBBB. For him we have 9H pencils.

That was for WC, not BBBB. For him we have 9H pencils.

I’m holding out for a vijazzler… gonna set up a booth in Times Square.

Messrs Winsor & Newton, Limited, beg to draw attention to their Drawing Pencils, the range of which consists of a good PENNY Pencil for Schools and ordinary use ; a TWOPENNY Pencil for Students ; a THREEPENNY Pencil, of hexagon form, for Offices and Artists ; a FOURPENNY Pencil, Cumberland lead, free from grit and yielding colour readily ; a FIVEPENNY Pencil (hexagon) ; containing plumbago of the highest quality and adapted for Engineers, where thin and perfect lines and ready erasure are essential ; and a SIXPENNY Pencil, made expressly for the use of Artists, with an extra quantity of Cumberland lead. These pencils retain the fine qualities of erasure and colour of the original celebrated Lead.

DESCRIPTION OF DEGREES.
HHHH- Extremely hard (for Engineering or Drawing on Wood).
HHH. Very hard for (Architectural Drawing).
HH. Hard for fine (Outline Drawing).
H. Moderately hard (for light sketching).
PP. Very firm (for light shading).
P. Firm (for fine drawing).
HB. Moderately hard and black (for free sketching).
B. Black (for ordinary shading).
BB. Soft black (for deep shading).
EHB. Hard and black, extra size lead (for bold sketching).
BBB. Very black, extra size lead (for deep shading).
BBBB. Soft and black extra size lead (for full, rich, deep shading).

When rational discussion fails, there really aren’t many other ways to settle an erection –

I’m not really worried about some sort of “penile” uprising or some spontaneous act that leads to premature ejaculation. My worry is that the top will orchestrate something that looks like a penile uprising or act of domestic sadism as an excuse to exercise extraordinary powers; they’re just itching for it because all this resistance by the homosexual masses is really starting to frustrate me.

The only exception is if I lose my grip on their penes so that they can’t keep pouring semen into the my mouth. If Massa don’t buy new shoes when they’re wanted, then we’ll see what bottoms on tops looks like and it will get ugly when the city dwellers turn to the suburbs where there are lots of white people with gays.

In Vino Veritas

We on the right have to be very careful and very restrained

Yeah, just like you were at Oklahoma City. Or should I say Selma, Alabama.

Winsor & Newton said,
July 20, 2010 at 0:25

That was the last thing I needed to know to accomplish knowing everything. Thank you.

For him we have 9H pencils.

Veiled Harald Hardradi reference?

We on the right have to be very careful and very restrained

Yeah, that’d be nice, fuckers.

EHB. Hard and black, extra size lead (for bold sketching).

Very popular with the ladeez.

a THREEPENNY Pencil, of hexagon form, for Offices and Artists

Should I be worried that I read this as “…for orifices and artists”?

I think I should be.

Veiled Harald Hardradi reference?

Totally unveiled Derwent Graphics reference.

He went on to become that Bolshevik General predating on the countryside from his armored train

Or preying on the countryside, if you wnat to rephrase that in English.

if you wnat to rephrase that in English.

Or if you want to rephrase that in English,

Pedant fail.

Hey Actor – where the martini Smut promised you’d give me?

Well anyway, it’s nice to see that Mona Charen’s still around giving harridans a bad name.

We on the right have to be very careful and very restrained, even to the point of allowing ourselves to be harmed so as to make sure that if this all comes unravelled, any violence starts on the left or from identificable Democrat constituencies

Have you ever wondered why right wing militia membership skyrocketed when a Democrat was put in office in the early nineties? Why death threats to the White House went up several hundred percent the minute Obama came into office? There was nothing remotely comparable under Bush, and it’s not like we didn’t hate his stinking cowardly draft-dodging guts. We just had enough respect for the Constitution to limit ourselves to legal and electoral means, unlike you. If there’s shooting under this administration, everyone knows who it’ll come from.

Conservatives really do think 1980 was the Second Coming of Christ, which should have established their divine right to rule forever. Ever since then, whenever Democrats do well in elections, they go completely fucking berserk. Not “yelling at your Congressman’s staffer” berserk, “blowing up buildings, flying planes into buildings, issuing death threats and standing outside of convention centers in cammos with loaded guns” berserk.

Why death threats to the White House went up several hundred percent the minute Obama came into office?

Unlike reactionaries, we leftists are (just) smart enough not to snail-mail death threats w/ our return address to the White House.

Conservatives really do think 1980 was the Second Coming of Christ, which should have established their divine right to rule forever.

For a group of people so steeped in bizarre fundie cults, you’d think they’d learn the difference between and pre- and post-millenarian eschatology. They get their thousand year reich after Christ returns.

For a group of people so steeped in bizarre fundie cults, you’d think they’d learn the difference between and pre- and post-millenarian eschatology. They get their thousand year reich after Christ returns.

You worship at the feet of the idol you have, not the one you want.

Unlike reactionaries, we leftists are (just) smart enough not to snail-mail death threats w/ our return address to the White House.

I don’t think there are many of us who actually believe that assassinating a president will change anything.

You worship at the feet of the idol you have, not the one you want.

Ketchup Reagan is a vegetable.

I don’t think there are many of us who actually believe that assassinating a president will change anything.

That, and also that the people who claim to have a personal relationship with some ultimate source of objective morality seem to be more willing to murder folks when it comes right down to it.

Shatavarius?

Guanori.

Ama-tea?

also, CO₂

& # x 2082 ;

Hey Actor – where the martini Smut promised you’d give me? I

Um, I suggest that you avoid the “Boodle’s.” For your own health and well-being.

#

Arky said,

July 18, 2010 at 20:16 (kill)

Why is this woman sniffing her fingers? No. Don’t answer that. DON’T ANSWER DAMN IT!

“Damn. I can’t wash the salami stench off of my fingers.”

Sorry.

He went on to become that Bolshevik General predating on the countryside from his armored train

They’ve found fossils of Bolshevik generals in armored trains from as far back as the Cretaceous, which completely pre-dates the countryside.

Oh, and…

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

They’ve found fossils of Bolshevik generals in armored trains from as far back as the Cretaceous

There are medications which help to reduce skin outbreaks due to overproduction by the Cretaceous glands.

WHILE SHUT UP USA HATERS WE ARE IN CHARGE NOW THE tea bag party OF LIMITED GOVERMENT AND THE CONSITUTION NONE OF THE SOCIALISM THE LEFT HAS ENGINEARED AND THE CLASSWAR BIAS AGAINST HARD WORK AND WEALTH WHAT I MAKE IS MINE I WILL ONLY PAY TAXES ON WHAT I APPROVE AND THE REST OF YOU LEACHES CAN GO fuck

OH AND UNEMPLYMENT BENEFITS, THATS PURE SOCIALISM AND FUNDING LAZYNESS THERE ARE JOBS OUT THERE ILLEGALS ARE DOING THEM BUT ITS BETTER FOR LAZY LIBERALS TO RIDE THE COUCH WHILE HERE IN THE heartland of the usa WHERE WE BELEIVE IN GOD AND WORK HARD WE ARE NOT LEACHES LIKE YOU AND HELL NO WELL NOT PAY FOR YOU WITH OUR TAX MONEY AND THE DEFECET WILL RIUN AMERCA WHICH IS THE LIBERAL PLAN

REMEMBER LIBERALS ONLY RICH PEOPLE CREATE JOBS GOVERMENT JOBS ARE NOT REAL BUT THE FREE MARKET ONES AR.

No no no, leeches go SUCK.

ITS BETTER FOR LAZY LIBERALS TO RIDE THE COUCH

Wow, it’s like you really KNOW me!

A well-trained couch rides like a dream.

When “Typical Americans” have to choose between Al-Qaeda, child pornography, bomb-making tips, and a hit list, or the ObamaHitler, which side will be they on?

http://politicalcorrection.org/blog/201007190004

Wow, it’s like you really KNOW me!

iwn

That, and also that the people who claim to have a personal relationship with some ultimate source of objective morality seem to be more willing to murder folks when it comes right down to it.

Yeah, walking the talk. What a concept. Right wingers ought to give it a try. Oh wait, they invented persecution fantasies like “The War on Christmas”.

OH AND UNEMPLYMENT BENEFITS, THATS PURE SOCIALISM AND FUNDING LAZYNESS THERE ARE JOBS OUT THERE ILLEGALS ARE DOING THEM BUT ITS BETTER FOR LAZY LIBERALS TO RIDE THE COUCH WHILE HERE IN THE heartland of the usa WHERE WE BELEIVE IN GOD AND WORK HARD WE ARE NOT LEACHES LIKE YOU AND HELL NO WELL NOT PAY FOR YOU WITH OUR TAX MONEY AND THE DEFECET WILL RIUN AMERCA WHICH IS THE LIBERAL PLAN

Oh god yes–more, more more! You’re just so sexy with your all caps and incoherent stupidity.

linky for Xecky

Don’t couch your words in blargityblargblarg. What is your point Substance? Are you afraid I will be able to easily refudiate you otherwise?

linky for Xecky

Hubbsy!

Tagfail!

WE PRODUCERS ARE TIRED OF YOU LIBERAL LEECHES LIVING OFF OF THE GOVERNMENT TEAT AND ALL OF YOUR DAMN SPENDING IS GETTING READY TO MAKE IT HARDER FOR ME TO GET MY SOCIAL SECURITY AND DISABILITY CHECKS

SHUT UP, AZERIS

THE REST OF YOU LEACHES CAN GO fuck

The rest of you fuckers can go leach.

LIBERAL LEECHES LIVING OFF OF THE GOVERNMENT TEAT

Between the lactivorous leeches and the bloodsucking feral babies, the predated countryside is looking less and less inviting.

No no no, leeches go SUCK.

They suck and fuck.

And wiggle and quake like jelly on a plate.

Aliens versus Predaters, the sci-fi / paleontology thriller.

LIBERAL LEECHES LIVING OFF OF THE GOVERNMENT TEAT

We should be more like conservatives and suck off our own damn teats. Though the two wetsuits make it difficult.

HERE IN THE heartland of the usa…
…HELL NO WELL NOT PAY FOR YOU WITH OUR TAX MONEY

Hey, Einstein? You may want to check on just who has been paying for whom. Your “heartland” sucks a lot more teat than it gives. Maybe you ought to be nice to them thar city folk who subsidize your illiterate, no-skills ass.

And wiggle and quake like jelly on a plate.

There’s always room for leeches!

nymfail.

Can’t wait ’til ol’ ATA there gets tossed out of his sweet gig as a Walmart greeter once the unemployment bennies run out and some actually pleasant, intelligent and responsible human being has to stoop low enough to take it from him. I wonder how he’ll contort that into socialism.

Hey, Einstein? You may want to check on just who has been paying for whom. Your “heartland” sucks a lot more teat than it gives. Maybe you ought to be nice to them thar city folk who subsidize your illiterate, no-skills ass.

This drives me nuts. Money flows out of blue states and into red states like rivers to the sea, and they’re still on about “rugged individualism.” Frakkin welfare queens.

Apropos,

http://www.fuckthesouth.com/

Facebook comment I’ve seen on the above; “It has been my lifelong dream to be that eloquent while ranting!”

This drives me nuts. Money flows out of blue states and into red states like rivers to the sea, and they’re still on about “rugged individualism.” Frakkin welfare queens.

But if it weren’t for the inspirational culture of patriotism and Real America coming out of Alabama, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, and South Carolina, who would stop the liberal commonist blue states from sliding down into socialismation and losing all their tax revenues?

For that alone Blue Anti-America ought to be handing over all their income to the true patriots of the Confederacy.

the true patriots of the Confederacy.

Another pet peeve of mine. Sorry, assholes. You get one fucking flag. Either you want to secede, and support those who tried, and fly their flag of treason; or you can be an American with the rest of us, and pledge allegiance to the Stars and Stripes. You can’t have it both ways.

All I can think when I see some ignorant fuck flying both of them is how each in its kind is cheapened. There isn’t shame enough in the world for these sort. I suppose it’s only fitting that they haven’t any at all.

That, and also that the people who claim to have a personal relationship with some ultimate source of objective morality seem to be more willing to murder folks when it comes right down to it.

Morally wrong? Whose morality?
I’ll guarantee you that segregationist Southerners thought theirs was the morally right position, British colonialists thought theirs was the morally right position, and every Lefty in America today that will admit the concept of morality thinks that universal health care is a moral right.

You’re just one of those obnoxious true believers;

All I can think when I see some ignorant fuck flying both of them is how each in its kind is cheapened.

You can only really love something after you’ve tried to kill it.

I wonder how he’ll contort that into socialism.

We have our share, Juneau and Sitka are Berzerkley North. Sitka used to be a timber and fishing town. Clinton shut down the timber industry and the fishing is leaning more towards chartering than commercial fishing. With the timber workers gone, it is government and tourism, so it is pretty hippy-trippy. Juneau is two towns and sometimes I’d like a wall and require visas and such to move between them. Downtown Juneau is the Socialist Workers’ Paradise. Suburban Juneau is pretty much a part of Red Alaska. It is purple since the Downtown Ds decide their nominee over Perrier and brie and then spend all their money deciding ours in the Mendenhall Valley.

I denounce this thread.

I denounce thee, I denounce thee, I denounce thee.

Bang, dead.
~

and every Lefty in America today that will admit the concept of morality thinks that universal health care is a moral right.

Before I embadger you on this computer, I’ll just say that I don’t really think of universal health care as a moral issue. I see it as a functional one. Sure, you can make the case one way or another on moral grounds, and people do, but I think it misses the point. Is having a fire department a moral issue? Municipal roads? A police force? Perhaps, but it is the functional aspect of these things and others that make them candidates for the public sector. Through unfortunate trial and error, we have found certain things that work better for a society if they are not run for profit. Courts and police are the most obvious. Healthcare being one that is debatable only here among the richer nations. Everyone else has already figured out what we are learning the hard way. When you allow vampires to run the blood bank, everybody will wind up a couple of quarts low. Alas, you and your ilk are unable to see the benefits of a healthy and well educated populace, even from the side of the capitalist, who gets a better and lower maintenance workforce, among other things. So you rail against your tax dollars helping anybody but you, while sucking far more than your share out of the commons.

Fuck you.

Also,

I’ll guarantee you that segregationist Southerners thought theirs was the morally right position

Yes, you stupid fuck. Charlie Manson, John Wayne Gacy, and the Hillside Strangler probably thought they were right too. So. The. Fuck. What. Pol fucking Pot was likely certain of the rightness of his cause, as were Idi Amin, Mao, Stalin, Torquemada and every other monstrous blight on humanity that has come down the pike. Doesn’t make it so.

Again. Fuck you.

I denounce thee, I denounce thee, I denounce thee.

Yes, but do you refudiate it?

I’ll guarantee you that segregationist Southerners thought theirs was the morally right position, British colonialists thought theirs was the morally right position, and every Lefty in America today that will admit the concept of morality thinks that universal health care is a moral right.

Mmmhmm. How many of you assholes think homosexuality is immoral? Nearly every one of you. You call yourselves American, yet openly discriminate against gay people. So tell me, Mr. Moral Relativity, just who do you think you’re calling an obnoxious true believer? Health care is necessary for human survival. Is it obnoxious to believe that morally, allowing others to suffer and die needlessly when something can be done about it, is a sin of the highest order? But you’d rather worry about whether to the two gay men down the street get married and continue to mind their own business while you shit your pants worrying about what they’re up to. That must be some miserable existence.

So let’s compare the dogma and see who is the true believer.
Us: Make health care accessible and affordable so that families don’t have to choose between eating and getting critical medical attention and don’t need to go into debt for years.
You: Gays are immoral and evil and should not be allowed to marry because of tradition and what we believe to be the word of God.

Hmmmm….sounds like one is based on real life and the is based on a fairy tale.

You are wrong and thus I repute you.

Whoa–I must have hit my beer limit for arguing on the interwebz. I’ll leave the numerous errors in my post for someone else to sort out. It’s a good point, coming from what appears to be an illiterate drunk.

Yes, but do you refudiate it?

I will say that staying up all night arguing with parody trolls does not constitute life.

In fact, it’s just like hanging out in a pet store with your feet nailed to a perch.

(Perch says, ‘damn it!’)
~

You are wrong and thus I repute you.

Repute me? Repute YOU!

“I’ll guarantee you that segregationist Southerners thought theirs was the morally right position.”

Slavery also and anti-birth controllism also also. History will judge and lo the judgment will be harsh and by that I don’t mean ribbed or lacking in sensation.

History will judge and lo the judgment will be harsh and by that I don’t mean ribbed or lacking in sensation.

HA! NICE!

You know who else thought he was right?

That guy that won like 500 episodes of Jeopardy. Turns out he was right most of the time.

Achance, have you ever spent time in a Turkish prison?

http://www.gallup.com/poll/141440/Democrats-Jump-Six-Point-Lead-Generic-Ballot.aspx

Holy shit! Here’s praying this isn’t just temporary…

(Perch says, ‘damn it!’)

Holy Shit!!!! A talking fish!!!

Also, aren’t your feet getting wet?

Hey Man, I can’t lickety split…And you say “Baby, you know the…”You say “Baby there’s somet…I know that you’re home and I know you ain’t all …on her door and you say …And then you just kinda walk up to her and say …And you say “Oh my darling …t believe what they say …You say Darling!!! …(Rapunzel!) Hey Rapunzel! …Heh heh… Hey Reputa the beautah!…Hey Reputa the Beautah …I believe I musta …You know I think I musta, …You know baby I think I musta …You know I think I musta …I musta got lost!!!!!…

And I say, I say . . . I REPUTE YOU!!

Achance, have you ever spent time in a Turkish prison?

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

You people don’t want me to start touching my Mossberg again, do you?

LIBERAL LEECHES LIVING OFF OF THE GOVERNMENT TEAT

Wait! Are we a bunch of leeching welfare queens or a bunch of elitist chardonnay-sipping limousine liberals? I’m confused!

You people don’t want me to start touching my Mossberg again, do you?

YES!

Wait! Are we a bunch of leeching welfare queens or a bunch of elitist chardonnay-sipping limousine liberals? I’m confused!

What do you think it is that comes out of the government teat, and how else does it go from place to place?

YES!

All right, I have no choice but to whip it out in front of the next hippie in a Subaru.

All right, I have no choice but to whip it out in front of the next hippie in a Subaru.

Thank you for your service to this fine nation. (movie announcer voice) Somebody’s got to take out the garbage!

If you keep pumping that Mossberg, something’s likely to come out the end.

If you keep pumping that Mossberg, something’s likely to come out the end.

They don’t call ’em hollow points for nothin’.

“Wait! Are we a bunch of leeching welfare queens or a bunch of elitist chardonnay-sipping limousine liberals? I’m confused!”

Do you know how hard it is too keep a limo driver on call not to mention pay for the expensive Chardonnay and brie, arugala and starbuck’s latte all without an honest job?! Being a liberal in this economy is tough!

I’m confused!

Me too. I thought Subarus were for lesbians.

I guess some are better at spreading that welfare than others.

Rewrite:

Do you know how hard it is to support a lifestyle which requires a limo driver on call not to mention the expensive Chardonnay, brie, arugala and the starbuck’s latte all on a monthly welfare check?! Being a liberal in this economy sure is tough!

[I ruined a good joke so I must fix it]

It’s possible the increased voter support for Democratic candidates this past week is linked with the Wall Street regulatory reform bill that passed in the U.S. Senate last Thursday, July 15.

It’s just about as possible that it’s related to the capping of that fucking well in the Caribbean. That was a serious drag on the Democrats’ numbers.

I agree with Whale Chowder.

Tea Partiers can breath a sigh of relief over BP’s loss of future revenue also.

Achance, have you ever spent time in a Turkish prison?

No, but there is upper levels of State government, especially in Juneau, have more intrigue than the eunuchs’ quarters in a Turkish bordello. If someone at that level comes up to you and puts their arm around you in an avuncular manner, it ain’t affection; they’re feeling for the soft spots.

And then there is this . One of our ‘disgruntled’ workers asked the Ninth Cicuit to investigate corruption in Alaska, and 10 months later the DOJ was raiding our legislature. He told the Appeals Court what to look for, and they found it. We thought we could give him the nutjob treatment, and no one even got the heads up until the FBI showed up with 70 agents from all over the country.

Maybe you heard of the Corrupt Bastard Club?

BP’s lack of loss of more future revenue that should be.

Weird sentence, but I think it is grammatically and logically correct.

But AChance, what everyone here really wants to know is “Have you ever seen a grown man naked?”

Maybe you heard of the Corrupt Bastard Club?

Well, CPAC held its annual conference at a hotel a block down the street from me, so they were kind of hard to miss.

But AChance, what everyone here really wants to know is “Have you ever seen a grown man naked?”

Is that a proposition?

No. Pop culture fail.

30 year old pop culture fail. GOOGLE “Airplane / quotes”

What are your measurments AChance?

I weigh about 115 lbs, 5’10.” A paunch gut and skinny arms, balding. One punch and I would double over, fall down, and dry up and blow away. Don’t hurt me.

I’m a coward with power.

Yes but “Have you ever seen a grown man naked before?” AChance?

http://www.entertonement.com/clips/ypqqslzjsg–You-ever-seen-a-grown-man-nakedpeter-graves-Airplane-Captain-Oveur-Boy-

OMFG! Am I flirting with AChance?!!!!

Did I kill the thread?

OMFG! Am I flirting with AChance?!!!!

No, not really , but please register at RedState.com in time for ART APRECIATION DAY , Sept 3. Tell all your friends and neighbors. Show copius appreciation, and public lust for my body or Mossburg if you must.

A few hundred posts would be a great reality check, a thousand will be almost like seeing a head shrinker without the exhorbitant fees and medical records.

Maybe 2,000 and I maybe would STFU.

Considering that I am posting here at 2:00 a.m. on a Tuesday morning, my life already sucks, why would I want to make it worse?

Maybe 2,000 and I maybe would STFU.

If only.

Heh, I clicked your link. Let me me just say that you resemble that remark.

Maybe 2,000 and I maybe would STFU.

If only.

Or even better, the mods decide I’m too much trouble even if I am a genuine Georgia cracker lie them.

Watch out for the Mods if you know what’s good for you AChance!

2,000 posts would be a walk in the park. We could just copypasta like that jerkoff friend of yours was doing over here.

I’m sure 2,000 consecutive posts bearing your own handle with the message, “My butt hurts!” would really impress the hell out of the mods.

http://www.gallup.com/poll/141440/Democrats-Jump-Six-Point-Lead-Generic-Ballot.aspx

Holy shit!

Very hallowed shit indeed – & I did a double-take seeing that the Democrats have been marginally ahead a few times earlier this year as well … do you know how weird it is for an incumbent party to be on top in the polls in the second year of a hard recession?

Even with the fail of “Obama’s Waterloo” still lingering in the air, Boehner & Co. are bound & determined to stick with “Hell No!” as national policy, & Yanks are hurting like hell & sick of the GOP shoving its thumb up its arse & pouting in public instead of grabbing a bucket & bailing when their economic lifeboat is sinking. Unfortunately for them, there’s no law (yet) preventing those millions of unemployed they just dicked over from voting – & the Republicans gave them some serious motivation to register & vote this fall. The GOP chose to fuck with the bull & they are surely working on getting the horns.

Mayhap someone’s teabags are finally coming home to roost.

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Heh, I clicked your link. Let me me just say that you resemble that remark.

The one “You call this shit Art?”

Canned mangos never were very tasty.

Didn’t Goldman Sachs try to sell that shit a couple of years ago? Are you just pining for a bailout?

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I for one welcome our new metaphor overlords

Just reading these posts is leading to a metaphoric rise of something or other.

O, OT: Now that Blogger’s people have decided that I am a person and not a spambot, I’ll try to post more frequently. Possibly somewhere other than goddamned Blogger.

“mossberg” sounds like a liberal elite New York Jew gun.

You people don’t want me to start touching my Mossberg again, do you?

Pictures or it didn’t happen.

Me too. I thought Subarus were for lesbians.

Hey! I’m only part lesbian…

Okay, for reals, we need a new thread.

The USDA is by far the most racist organization ever.

Looks like I ALMOST killed it. Probably because I only have a Mossberg.

I’m 1/16th Lesbian on my mother’s side.

Notice how they provide only a single example as evidence and completely ignore the resignation?

GOP SOP

There is also no doubt that we’ll find out later that she was taken out of context.

This will also likely be used as proof that Republicans and Tea Partiers are completely innocent of everything…

Different Day, Same BriteFart…

Show copius appreciation, and public lust for my body or Mossburg if you must.

I don’t really like dough, and well, I don’t lust for popguns.

Notice how they provide only a single example as evidence and completely ignore the resignation?

Also note they completely ignore the fact that the farmer was acting like a douche.

AChance,

Do you like gladiator movies?

This will also likely be used as proof that Republicans and Tea Partiers are completely innocent of everything…

I was watching CNN last night (for the first time in YEARS), and they actually “reported” on this shit. Fucking pathetic.

I thought Subarus were for lesbians.

THEY ARE FOR EVERYONE.

I thought Subarus were for lesbians.

THEY ARE FOR EVERYONE.

Lesbians?

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III (R-Klan) was particularly upset.

Her admiration for Thurgood Marshall is alarming enough but my staffers have uncovered evidence that she rates for Jerry and that is my primary reason for opposing her. All Real Americans rate for Tom even if they look like Jerry.

YOU LIBRULS NOW HAVE TO ADMIT THAT OBAMA’S ACORN FORCES ARE OUT RIGHT NOW KILLING REAL AMERICA IN THE HEARTLANDS FOR THEIR NAACP RACIST GENOCIDE AND BRIGHTFART’S BIG GUBMIT PROVEN IT THIS IS ALL OBAMA’S PLAN TO KHMER ROUGE THE AMERICAN WHITE FARMER

It’s a good point, coming from what appears to be an illiterate drunk.

even so, you were more coherent than the standard-issue trolls that have been showing up here.

Should we send in a missing person’s report for the Sadly No proprietors?

I’m in a room full of socially retarded medical professionals obsessed with diagrams and flip charts. ENTERTAIN ME!!!!!!!!!!

Just thought I’d point out that Sarah Palin’s twitter vocabulary FAIL happened after she had called on the president to “refudiate” the NAACP on Fox just a couple of days earlier.

This means:
1) Sarah believed she had found a shiny new word toy, one with enough syllables to make her sound smart.
2) She’s never seen the word “repudiate” in print, even though she reads “all of ’em”. It’s not uncommon for people to mispronounce words they’ve only seen in print, but to mispronounce the word, and then misspell it to match the mispronunciation just means it’s a word you don’t know.
3) Obviously, neither O’Reilly nor anyone else at Fox pointed out to her that “refudiate” is not a word; otherwise she wouldn’t have been so giddy about including it in a tweet a couple of days later.
4) Also too obviously, none of her lackeys pointed out to her that it wasn’t a word, either because they’re as dumb as she is or because she doesn’t handle criticism well and they value their jobs.
5) Pulling down the “refudiate” tweet and then posting another about how it was her intent to coin a new word has the stench of PeeWee Herman’s “I meant to do that” bicycle wreck all over it.

Like herpes, Sarah Palin’s stupid is a gift that keeps on giving.

Seriously. Send weed.

Jennifer–Yeah, I know. Like, if she had just ADMITTED that she made a FUCKING MISTAKE, she wouldn’t look nearly as stupid. Sometimes I wonder if her people are deliberately trying to get her to fall flat on her face, or at least aren’t working actively to prevent it.

ENTERTAIN ME!!!!!!!!!!

*unzip*

Also, Substance has a hilarious Janusnode version of Sarah Palin up at his place. Everybody go crash his server.

Jennifer–Yeah, I know. Like, if she had just ADMITTED that she made a FUCKING MISTAKE, she wouldn’t look nearly as stupid. Sometimes I wonder if her people are deliberately trying to get her to fall flat on her face, or at least aren’t working actively to prevent it.

But if you admit you made a mistake, say like Shirley Sherrod did, you could lose your job. Oh, that’s right, Sarah doesn’t have a job.

even so, you were more coherent than the standard-issue trolls that have been showing up here.

Thanks!

*unzip*

dunno if T&U is looking for humor, actor.

*unzip*

Are you implying that your junk is a hilarious joke?

But if you admit you made a mistake, say like Shirley Sherrod did, you could lose your job. Oh, that’s right, Sarah doesn’t have a job.

Except acting proudly ignorant, which I suppose precludes any admissions of mistakes.

Dammit, zrm!

Oh, that’s right, Sarah doesn’t have a job.

Like Sherrod, she quit.

UNlike Sherrod, she wasn’t under any pressure to quit.

Are you implying that your junk is a hilarious joke?

How do you know it was my trousers?

How do you know it was my trousers?

I’m terrified to consider what else it could be.

I’m terrified to consider what else it could be.

See? Entertainment!

They’re making qualitative research jokes that they think are HILARIOUS. HALP.

I guess it’s time is lefties all understood that this act of stupid makes up for every example of white racism in government, in the past, present and future. They told us so and we didn’t listen. Now look. All the black people think they’re somebody now.

Can I get a Shutthefuckup?

See? Entertainment!

I suppose abject horror could be considered entertainment…

Except acting proudly ignorant, which I suppose precludes any admissions of mistakes.

It’s called truth, justice and the Republican way. I’m never wrong and shutup that’s why. Facts are what got all those Jews (allegedly) sent to the ovens.

I suppose abject horror could be considered entertainment…

It gave you something to muse over, so it’s amusement!

One woman’s horror is another’s meal ticket.

Jesus, did somebody slip drugs into my Cap’n Crunch?

Drunk Hole Blues

I got goggle-eye alligator here,
Someone is looking in my hole
I got goggle-eye alligator here,
Someone is looking in my hole

You taken my alligator, babe,
You know you died me free
You taken my alligator, nnnn,
You know you died me free
Catchin’ my lazy alligator,
And they ramblin’ the words

UNlike Sherrod, she wasn’t under any pressure to quit.

Trying to shove that vast liberal conspiracy to get rid of a good woman who is hot but that doesn’t matter down the memory hole? Kristol Meth would not be pleased.

TruculentandUnreliable said,

Dammit, zrm!

Hee. Fast zombizzles is fast today.

How do you know it was my trousers?

I’m terrified to consider what else it could be.

boop

Someone is looking in my hole

It’s all about the GOATSE. GOATSE and the blues go hand in hand.

One woman’s horror is another’s meal ticket.

Hey, that’s my epitaph!

Mayhap someone’s teabags are finally coming home to roost.

It is written. So let it be done.

Hey, that’s my epitaph!

Lord almighty. That’s somewhere I did NOT want to go today.

Hee. Fast zombizzles is fast today.

I really wish you were the shambly kind. My head hurts this morning.

Lord almighty. That’s somewhere I did NOT want to go today.

Still better than health management jokes. Take it from me.

“mossberg” sounds like a liberal elite New York Jew gun.

No…Some Mossberg’s have the pistol grip and sights for slugs. One of their shotguns is called “The Streetsweeper”. This is heartland shit right here. Binelli, Beretta, those are liberal shotguns with their fancy break actions and polished wood (VJOR) and accuracy and quality workmanship.

One of their shotguns is called “The Streetsweeper”. This is heartland shit right here.

Because so many heartland towns have streets that need sweeping.

Still better than health management jokes.

HMOphobe.

Take it from me.

How about role reversal jokes? That heated me up a little.

HMOphobe

HAHA! FTW!

How about role reversal jokes? That heated me up a little.

Ha! I’ve totally got you pegged.

No…Some Mossberg’s have the pistol grip and sights for slugs. One of their shotguns is called “The Streetsweeper”. This is heartland shit right here. Binelli, Beretta, those are liberal shotguns with their fancy break actions and polished wood (VJOR) and accuracy and quality workmanship.

Yeah. It was my attempt at a joke…one of several, all of which appear to have fallen flat! But, yeah, my knowledge of guns pretty much begins and ends with knowing how to spell “guns” and that’s about it.

Now they’re making medical journal jokes…

I’ll think to this, I drink!

Yeah. It was my attempt at a joke…one of several, all of which appear to have fallen flat! But, yeah, my knowledge of guns pretty much begins and ends with knowing how to spell “guns” and that’s about it.

That was my attempt to riff on your joke–FAILX2

Here ya go,, T&U.

Shorter John Hinderaker:

It would be good if there was a Holy War. Like, literally. With guns and tanks and stuff, like that awesome war in Iraq. I will fight on the side of the Christians. By which I mean make blog posts and sing in church.

Yeah. It was my attempt at a joke…one of several, all of which appear to have fallen flat! But, yeah, my knowledge of guns pretty much begins and ends with knowing how to spell “guns” and that’s about it.

That was my attempt to riff on your joke–FAILX2

I’m blaming the thread. Clearly this one is cursed, and we desperately need a new one. You know how I know this? Because we are both fucking hilarious and delightful.

Here ya go,, T&U.

Oh, I love that forum.

mark f–Damn, dude.

Ha! I’ve totally got you pegged.

Indeed.

I’ve lamented the fact that Christians in America and elsewhere don’t seem to care about the oppression of fellow Christians around the world.

The lamentations of Rachel.

Thou shalt not kill. (Unless it would be like, superawesome and shit).

I’m blaming the thread.

I think you’re right. I’ve looked back at some of the things I’ve posted and wondered if there was a head injury that I’ve forgotten.

I’ve lamented the fact that Christians in America and elsewhere don’t seem to care about the oppression of fellow Christians around the world.

I’ve lamented the fact that Christians HERE don’t seem to care about the oppression of fellow Christians by other Christians.

Shorter John Hinderaker:

“Race war, no whites! Win-Win!”

OT – Have you seen ZRM shambling about lately?

OT – Have you seen ZRM shambling about lately?

No.

I think you’re right. I’ve looked back at some of the things I’ve posted and wondered if there was a head injury that I’ve forgotten.

Head injury or no, it’s all good. Drunk mind-numbed is still funny mind-numbed.

I really wish you were the shambly kind.

Stick around a bit. I’ve got a summer cold, and as soon as the morning caffeine wears off, I will be switching to NyQuil cocktails. Much shambling is foreseen.

Head injury or no, it’s all good. Drunk mind-numbed is still funny mind-numbed.

**Sob**….I’m not even drunk anymore.

Possibly Lurching. Also.

The Obama administration is further stoking the flames of race war against whites for their ACORN / NAACP commanders by attacking innocent white people just trying to protect their neighborhoods from Negro invasion.

A former New Orleans resident was charged Thursday with federal hate crimes for his alleged role in a racially motivated shooting of three black men in the days after Hurricane Katrina.

Roland J. Bourgeois Jr., 47, is accused of plotting to defend his Algiers Point neighborhood “from outsiders” including African-Americans, constructing barricades on public streets and using racial epithets to describe black people, according to the five-count indictment.

At one point, Bourgeois allegedly said, “Anything coming up this street darker than a paper bag is getting shot.”

The indictment charges Bourgeois with doing just that when three black males walked through the neighborhood toward a makeshift Coast Guard evacuation center on Sept. 1. Bourgeois fired a shotgun at the trio, felling Donnell Herrington and wounding Herrington’s two companions near the corner of Pelican Avenue and Vallette Street, according to the indictment.

Later, Bourgeois plucked Herrington’s bloodied baseball cap from the ground and proudly displayed it to others, boasting that he “got one” and had shot a “looter, ” according to a witness.

Bourgeois, who denied any knowledge of the incident to federal agents, is also accused of coercing an eyewitness to the shooting to lie to investigators.