What For Does She Sing? (Only Mr. God Knows)
Posted on July 14th, 2010 by Tintin
Eh, Thers, what is your Chav Knacker Rap when compared to the glories of Englatvian or Latglish?
Full lyrics here since Aisha’s English is, well, barbaric. I do not think there has ever been a better Eurovision lyric than this:
What for are we losing?
Only Mr God knows why
But his phone today is out of range
Apparently Mr. God gets the same shitty service on his AT&T iPhone as everyone else.
frist?
This is one of those days I’m glad I don’t have speakers.
It’s no Lena, das ist for sure
It’s no Lena, das ist for sure
“I went everywhere for you
I even did my hair for you
I bought new underwear, they’re blue
And I wore ‘em just the other day”
Fucking. Brilliant.
Nothing compares to “Cowboy Star,” though. NOTHING.
Mr. God, if you’re nasty.
Is the accordianist Mr. God?
No that’s Satan. Everyone knows accordians are of the Devil.
Is this, like, the German version of “What If God Was One of Us?”? Because she really needs a nose stud for that.
Michael Bolton translated? Who would bother?
she really needs a nose stud for that.
OT: If you keep your mouth and non-studded nostril shut, can you shoot a nose stud across the room?
OT: If you keep your mouth and non-studded nostril shut, can you shoot a nose stud across the room?
No. But you might be able to rupture and eardrum.
Ahem. That would be “an.”
She’s flat a lot.
sweet Mr. God, my ears hurt now….
She’s flat a lot.
So’s DKW’s mom. On her back, that is.
That’s MISTER God to you, heathen!
I’ll give ya what for!
(Watch out: She’s got those crazy Bachmann eyes.)
This is less, esoteric, but still prime, grade-A dorkery. I see your Mr. God and raise you a Hoff.
raise you a Hoff.
viele spaß!
I like the Chav Rap.
She’s got those crazy Bachmann eyes.
They’ll use you
And abuse you
Since I don’t speak German I had to look up “Viel Spaß!”
Here’s what the Great and Powerful Google tells me it means:
Enjoy!
Have fun!
For your amusement!
For your entertainment!
viel Spaß {m}
a lot of fun
“They Call Me MISTER God!”
Followed by the sequel
“Mister God Is Still My Name”
They’ll use you
And abuse you
And steal away your soul, too.
She’s demented
and atrocious
and she knows just what it takes
to make a prole blush.
She’s got Charlie Manson stand-up sighs,
she’s got Michelle Bachman eyes…
“They Call Me MISTER God!”
Followed by the sequel
“Mister God Is Still My Name”
Then, if you want on the wingnut gravy train and you’re unwilling to marry Edsel palin:
“The Return of Mr. God – It’s Raining”
“Son of Mr. God”
“The Return of Son of Mr. God”
“The Son of Mr. God Rides Again!”
Are You There, Mr. God? It’s Me, Miss Margaret
God knows God would never use a Blackberry…
That’s MISTER Mr. God to you.
“They Call Me MISTER God!”
Sydney Poitier was awesome in To Sir With Love
TAKE these broken WINGS and learn to fly again…
Oh wow. Look at him in all his thin-lipped, balding glory. Wearin’ the SHIT out of that wildly-long blazer. Shirtless, playin’ bass. Leg up, like “Yeah. I’m shirtless and playing bass. Ladies, I’m SING-gle.”
Chavs are English and Mullingar is in Ireland so what Atrios posted should be referred to as Sham rap. Or Knacker rap. As I have relations just outside Mullingar, I have sent an email demanding an explanation for that video but so far all I have received back are insults (yankee wanker was particularly hurtful), defiance and links to Billy Joel and Blue Oyster Cult videos. IOW, tings is pretty bad at the moment.
The Mexican-haters are really getting desperate.
VS–I was *just* about to post that. What the fucking fuck?
Look at him in all his thin-lipped, balding glory. Wearin’ the SHIT out of that wildly-long blazer. Shirtless, playin’ bass. Leg up, like “Yeah. I’m shirtless and playing bass. Ladies, I’m SING-gle.”
STOP JUDGING ME!
And it’s a lute, dammit!
God, that Mister Mister song is so fucking creepy. And earnest. Way, WAY too earnest. Which is also creepy.
What’s with the bed-pan laundresses?
@lawnguylander – Fair point. Fixed.
Sweet–we’re making lists and turning in our neighbors now. Next stop, rail cars.
This is not desperation, it’s cleansing.
Is the government now creating hobos?
“The Return of Mr. God – It’s Raining”
“Son of Mr. God”
“The Return of Son of Mr. God”
“The Son of Mr. God Rides Again!”
Lost Harry Nilsson albums?
Sweet–we’re making lists and turning in our neighbors now.
In the article they say that the info included social security numbers. Wouldn’t having a social security number be a tell that the person is a citizen?
The government has never created a single hobo. Only the free market can create hobos.
Mister God is the SPACEBALLS version.
Wouldn’t having a social security number be a tell that the person is a citizen?
Not necessarily citizen, but if it’s not stolen, a legal immigrant, yes.
Wow, T&U, what a shitty article. Really poorly written (“in a remote areas”? WTF?) and she just repeats unquestioningly everything Heller says, with no research into it, no matter how blatantly wrong or contradictory it might be: “I believe there should be a federal safety net,” Heller said, but he questioned the wisdom of extending unemployment benefits yet again to a total of 24 months, which Congress is doing. HELLO ASK HIM WHAT THE FUCK HE MEANS BY A SAFETY NET THEN.
The Son of The Return of The Revenge of Mr. God Rides Again 2: The Electric Bogalooening
Wouldn’t having a social security number be a tell that the person is a citizen?
Not necessarily citizen, but if it’s not stolen, a legal immigrant, yes.
And it usually means they’re paying taxes, but probably not filing a return to get a refund on overpayments, and they will never be able to collect on the funds they pay into Social Security.
Correctamundo, Tig.
Wow, T&U, what a shitty article. Really poorly written (“in a remote areas”? WTF?) and she just repeats unquestioningly everything Heller says, with no research into it, no matter how blatantly wrong or contradictory it might be:
Ladies and gentlemen, your American news media.
And it usually means they’re paying taxes, but probably not filing a return to get a refund on overpayments, and they will never be able to collect on the funds they pay into Social Security.
Yup. In fact, I’d be willing to bet that illegal immigrants actually contribute a lot more in taxes than they supposedly drain from social services.
Citizen or not, these lists are fucking dangerous–one of the hallmarks of a totalitarian society. The people who make them are actually encouraging threats, violence and intimidation. Once the list is made, it’s not particularly difficult to gather up the people on it and then…well, we all know what happens from there.
The biggest problem we face is the stupidity of the haters. They won’t accept any reform that doesn’t specifically mandate deportation of all non-legal immigrants. It’s nothing but fucking stupid.
Citizen or not, these lists are fucking dangerous–one of the hallmarks of a totalitarian society. The people who make them are actually encouraging threats, violence and intimidation.
Yup. Though technically, we’ve had “lists” for a few years now…they just encompassed entire ethnic groups.
Stuffed Giant Sun Spider with Tossed Saint Paulin Cheeses
Ingredients:
4 bunches giant sun spider, grilled
4 bags Saint Paulin cheese
1 cow’s milk mozzarella, neglectfully tossed
4 sticks techno gnome ear, grilled
1 bag cilantro
3 bunches jasmine
Pre-heat your George Foreman grill to 406 Celsius. Begin praying. Place the giant sun spider into a small pot. Use a food processor to combine the cow’s milk mozzarella with the Saint Paulin cheese. Stuff the resulting mixture into the giant sun spider. Find some hard alcohol and drink it. Chill – very everywhere – the techno gnome ear, cilantro, and the jasmine. Pound everything together encompassingly. Fry in Port Jackson shark oil for 121 minutes. Serves 1 white individuals with tart stomachs.
Shorter Heritage Foundation, National Abstinence Education Association, and U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops: Just keep your legs shut, bitches.
No, really: “‘We consider [birth control] an elective drug. Married women can practice periodic abstinence. Other women can abstain altogether. Not having sex doesn’t make you sick.'”
The Mexican-haters of course see everything as a zero sum game. They don’t understand that while we must address our border issues, we must do so in a sane sensible humane way. These fucknuts don’t care so much about that kinda stuff ; they just want to get their way NOW, dammit!!
“Not having sex doesn’t make you sick.’”
My boyfriend LIED!!
The Mexican-haters of course see everything as a zero sum game. They don’t understand that while we must address our border issues, we must do so in a sane sensible humane way. These fucknuts don’t care so much about that kinda stuff ; they just want to get their way NOW, dammit!!
That’s because they believe that all this right wing bullshit about the government paying out billions of dollars in welfare and health care to these people. They consider them a drain on society, and think they’re stealing our money. This all sounds very familiar to those who actually paid attention in history class.
No, really: “‘We consider [birth control] an elective drug. Married women can practice periodic abstinence. Other women can abstain altogether. Not having sex doesn’t make you sick.’”
Comment if I were a woman: I consider your interest in my vajayjay disturbing and insulting. While lack of sex may not make me sick, your creepy fascination with my sex life proves that you are sick. I’ll shut my legs when every one of you assholes shuts your mouths.
Not having sex doesn’t make you sick.
Yes, it worked so well for those pedophile priests, didn’t it?
I read some of the comments from T&U’s article. I’m gonna go kill myself now.
In the April letter, the writers say their group “observes these individuals in our neighborhoods, driving on our streets, working in our stores, attending our schools and entering our public welfare buildings.”
Jeebus. This is frightening. So any brown person they decide they don’t like they investigate their personal lives and put their name on a list? Where do they get the info like childrens’ names, womens’ due dates, SS#s? For sending the medical info alone the listmakers are breaking the law, aren’t they?
Yes, it worked so well for those pedophile priests, didn’t it?
No birth control or abortions so that’s DIFFERENT.
“That’s because they believe that all this right wing bullshit about the government paying out billions of dollars in welfare and health care to these people. They consider them a drain on society, and think they’re stealing our money. This all sounds very familiar to those who actually paid attention in history class.”
Yeah, there taking our jobs,too. You know all the jobs that most white folks wouldn’t last two hours at.
They’re
“‘We consider [birth control] an elective drug. Married women can practice periodic abstinence. Other women can abstain altogether. Not having sex doesn’t make you sick.’”
You know, having a baby could be considered an elective procedure. Not having kids also doesn’t make you sick, and in fact is probably a lot better for you than not having sex.
Yeah, there taking our jobs,too. You know all the jobs that most white folks wouldn’t last two hours at.
Not to mention the price of the things we buy like produce at the grocery store. It isn’t so cheap because we’re paying the farm workers a living wage.
You know all the jobs that most white folks wouldn’t last two hours at.
Does anybody know if Stephen Colbert made good on his promise to the head of the UFW to work as a field hand for one day?
I read some of the comments from T&U’s article. I’m gonna go kill myself now.
Yeah, that was a bad idea.
Not having sex won’t make you sick, but it can certainly make you unhappy, or, at the very least, deprive you of an important stress-relief technique. And practicing abstinence within a marriage to prevent implantation deprives married people of the opportunity to bond AND makes sex more stressful and difficult because women have to constantly monitor their bodies and worry that they haven’t gotten the timing right.
It’s fucking stupid.
righton
All these bad Eastern European pop songs and not a single Laibach version? Something wrong with that.
(And no, “Lie-back” does not refer to DKW’s mom.)
You know, having a baby could be considered an elective procedure.
Not in their world. The Book says to be fruitful and multiply (although gay mathematician seems ok by this wording) so no kids is NOT an option.
In that same Book Adam and Eve were cast out from Eden cuz they dared taste fruit of the tree of knowledge so you know it’s full of smart ideas.
Not in their world. The Book says to be fruitful and multiply (although gay mathematician seems ok by this wording) so no kids is NOT an option.
And fucking is ONLY ONLY ONLY ONLY to produce children. Nobody should ever just do it for fun, even if God DID create orgasms.
Mr God?
Mr Children!
So before we all go off the deep end over the lists of deportable brown people, I’d just like to point out that this is not a government-sponsored list (so far as we know now). This isn’t another step towards a totalitarian state, it’s a group of unbelievable asshats who have some sort of access to info that shouldn’t be but probably is publicly available if you know how to get it.
Thank you, Citizens of Utah. You have once again proven that for a substantial number of you, the decision not to abort was a very, very bad one.
The Book says to be fruitful and multiply (although gay mathematician seems ok by this wording)
How does having a mini-orchard and a math puzzle book fit in?
HAWT.
Well, the final step has been taken and Faux Nooze has turned into the Weekly World News.
“‘We consider [birth control] an elective drug. Married women can practice periodic abstinence. Other women can abstain altogether. Not having sex doesn’t make you sick.’”
I’ll just bet they’re all in favor of those little blue stiffy pills, though…
math puzzle book fit in?
These contain division and subtraction in addition to multiplication and addition, do they not?
Division and subtraction, by their reductive nature, are of da Devil and therefore math puzzle books are way out.
“Whale Chowder said,
July 14, 2010 at 18:22
Well, the final step has been taken and Faux Nooze has turned into the Weekly World News.”
I was gonna say…
HAWT.
Do I see her with Lady Gaga in a future remake of Telephone?
That could work.
And practicing abstinence within a marriage to prevent implantation deprives married people of the opportunity to bond AND makes sex more stressful and difficult because women have to constantly monitor their bodies and worry that they haven’t gotten the timing right.
FWIW, this is what I do, and it’s not actually that big a deal – you only have to monitor for the first part of your cycle, after you’ve ovulated you’re done, and it’s really obvious when that happens. However, it’s not their decision to make for me or any woman other than themselves.
Not having sex doesn’t make you sick.
Would probably make me an alcoholic though. Also, there’s the “tennis elbow” problem.
“‘We consider [birth control] an elective drug. Married women can practice periodic abstinence. Other women can abstain altogether. Not having sex doesn’t make you sick.’”
Ha ha, I just realized “onanism” as these folks would call it (I guess we’d go with “money-shotism?”) doesn’t make anyone sick either, nor oral, nor anal, nor homosexuality… time to get your wingnut-approved freak on!
“…Also, there’s the “tennis elbow” problem.”
Don’t forget all the money you spend on hair removal products to keep your palms hairless.
Thank FSM it hasn’t been posted yet!
I wanna love you tender.
Now don’t be a chicken and cut out early. WATCH. THE. WHOLE. THING. Not that there’s a twist or RickRoll. It’s just that to be fully appreciated, and anointed in the club, thou mustest be able to say you saw the whole thing.
Ha ha, I just realized “onanism” as these folks would call it (I guess we’d go with “money-shotism?”) doesn’t make anyone sick either
Say that in front of them and watch them all check their palms for hair.
I wanna love you tender.
AHEM.
Oh this is fun.
Electronik Supersonik
Hey love crusader, I want to be your space invader
D’oh. Sorry R-B Dave.
DAMMIT
T&U, I meant in *this* thread.
Oh, I assumed you just meant to introduce all of us to it and I wanted to point out that many of us were familiar with it…never mind, then.
You broke youtube.
Actually, I have to admit, I did kinda naively hope to be the one to spread its magnificence, but upon further reflection…
duh. Of COURSE you people would be familiar. That’s why I make a stop here a daily occurrence now.
You broke youtube.
And the crowd goes wild.
I did kinda naively hope to be the one to spread its magnificence
Is this another “why do good women date bad boys” thread?
“Not having sex doesn’t make you sick.’”
Boy, not having sex hasn’t exactly done me a world of good, and you can believe that. But since these folks seem to concentrate on that nasty, nasty vagina-type sex, perhaps this injunction is a veiled recommendation for homosexuality. After all, there’s never been a reason for at a gay guy to go on the Pill.
This is my story and I’m sticking to it!
No, man. The brilliant minds at Sadly,No figured that all out yesterday. All the mysteries of womanhood and badboyhood have been solved. Light is shining from betwixt the clouds.
The brilliant minds at Sadly,No figured that all out yesterday. All the mysteries of womanhood and badboyhood have been solved.
So I should continue to think on it, thanks.
Ohgod. It’s not like Junko, the junk punching kangaroo was lonely, but now Breitbart has created “Hippocritico”, the, um, posting hippo.
Um, Andy? Not sure you want to associate your overstuffed self with hippopotami, knowimsayin’?
Somebody give me a good song to start Genius with.
Somebody give me a good song to start Genius with.
Listen Like Thieves.
Not having sex doesn’t make you sick.
I won’t live long, and I’m full of rot
Gonna give you – girl – everything I got
Touch me, I’m sick, yeah
Touch me, I’m sick
Come on baby, now come with me
If you don’t come
If you don’t come
If you don’t come
You’ll die alone
wow
ooh
I’m diseased, I don’t mind
I’ll make you love me ’till the day you die
HOLY CRAP. I haven’t heard an INXS song in probably 10-15 years.
I am somewhat amazed at this Althouse post and thread. It seems that some people did a good thing and that is terrible.
I haven’t heard an INXS song in probably 10-15 years.
*shrug* I have my iPod on shuffle and it was playing.
I am somewhat amazed at this Althouse post and thread. It seems that some people did a good thing and that is terrible.
Maybe I’m a dick, but I’m not all that fucking impressed, either.
F # @ * ‘ Em | The Geto Boys
Europe Endless | Kraftwerk
Fucking Hostile | Pantera
Ruby On The Ferris Wheel | Sun City Girls
The Spontaneous Combustion Of John | The Flaming Lips
I Wanna Be Loved By You | Helen Kane
Bikkurim | John Zorn’s Masada Chamber Enembles
Lazy Calm | The Cocteau Twins
ZMIRNEIKOS BALOS (No Hope But You) | Marika Papagika
Pulsacion No.1 | Astor Piazzolla y su orquestra
She’s Leaving Home | The Beatles
Sheloshim | John Zorn
Yo-Yo | The Osmonds
Good Morning Good Morning | The Beatles
Since We Put The Radio Out In The Henhouse | Hoosier Hotshots
Mahshav | John Zorn
Oh, I wasn’t dissing your choice or anything. I was just shocked I hadn’t heard one of their songs in so long. I was pretty into them in high school.
Rich people downsizing and giving away money seems like a win to me.
God, T&U, you’re not easily impressed, are you?
OK, I’m gonna go with a Flaming Lips song, though of course I don’t have the one Subby has.
Breitbart has created “Hippocritico”, the, um, posting hippo.
Does this mean they’re letting Hipocrático, the Mexican medical ethics hippo, go?
Not in their world. The Book says to be fruitful and multiply (although gay mathematician seems ok by this wording) so no kids is NOT an option.
I swear I’m just flamboyant!
It seems that some people did a good thing and that is terrible.
So, according to Amy Winebox’s readers, no child should ever be allowed to make a family decision, no matter how bright the kid might be?
Here’s the thing: the girl is seventeen now. She’s was probably in her teens when this event happened.
That’s, um, old enough to marry in a lot of states in America…meaning that many governments acknowledge that women her age HAVE A MODICUM OF INTELLIGENCE AND MATURITY!
This made me giggle.
Looked up the book. She was fourteen. That’s old enough to drive in some rural areas.
Somebody give me a good song to start Genius with.
I Want To Be Sedated
Does this mean they’re letting Hipocrático, the Mexican medical ethics hippo, go?
Couldn’t do any harm, I suppose.
Great one from Ann Althouse’s commenters;
I’m an atheist and I don’t think anybody is going into a kingdom of heaven. But I remember enough about Christian teachings to question why what this family did is receiving so much media attention. Isn’t charity supposed to be a private thing? Why are they tooting their horn
When you do a good thing, never let it be known, or other people might start doing it too!
I actually don’t have that song, N_B…but it’s a gooder.
Rich people downsizing and giving away money seems like a win to me.
Oh, I agree, and I’m not going to criticize them for that. But this is at least the second time I’ve seen something in the NYT about that family. I mean, it’s nice, but it’s not like a 3700 square foot house is fucking tiny or anything.
God, T&U, you’re not easily impressed, are you?
Nope.
By the way, it’s not like the family is a middle class family with just the house as a major asset.
THEY ARE FUCKING RICH!
They’re in Uganda now, if I read their blog correctly (skimmed, so prob not), and the kids are pretty much set for life anyway.
So a family of rich (possibly Christians) does the Christian thing and these asshats are mocking them?
But this is at least the second time I’ve seen something in the NYT about that family.
Here’s a hint: the Times stopped writing investigative reports about social events and the humanities years ago.
The obits are now provided by the family (unless it’s a well-known person). The real estate articles are funded by property owners. And articles like this are probably pushed by the book publisher.
I have a friend who’s been in the Times three times already, even tho he was a fucking baker who sold his company decades ago.
Okay, look. I’m glad they did it, and they’re a good example to other rich people. But there are plenty of middle class and poor people who give away a large percentage of their incomes every year to charity.
Breitbart has created “Hippocritico”, the, um, posting hippo.
Fat aggressive hypocrite posts at Big Egotism: was für eine Überraschung!
Rich people downsizing and giving away money seems like a win to me.
Yeah, good for them, and the family putting their money where their mouth is is a good thing for the kid to experience. Maybe others do more and receive less notice, but Jesus Christ the commenters there are prim little scolds.
then left to create his own company in 2000 and has been an entrepreneur ever since.
Of course being of the male persuasion is what made it possible for him to do that: http://jezebel.com/5585862/sexual-rejection-toughens-up-men-for-entrepreneurship
That Flaming Lips song actually works pretty well.
The Spontaneous Combustion Of John | The Flaming Lips
Teen Age Riot | Sonic Youth
Turn A Square | The Shins
Moonage Daydream | David Bowie
Sit down. Stand up. (Snakes & Ladders.) | Radiohead
Go It Alone | Beck
Haiti | The Arcade Fire
Wolf Like Me | TV On The Radio
Fell In Love With A Girl | The White Stripes
Maximum Dream For Evil Knievel | The Flaming Lips
The Past and Pending | The Shins
Love Will Tear Us Apart | Joy Division
Mrs. Robinson | Simon & Garfunkel
Scatterbrain | Radiohead
The Underdog | Spoon
Last Nite | The Strokes
Ziggy Stardust | David Bowie
Devils Haircut | Beck
Shaved Gorilla | The Flaming Lips
Pink Bullets | The Shins
Marquee Moon | Television
Freedom of ’76 | Ween
Sugarcube | Yo La Tengo
There there. (The Boney King of Nowhere.) | Radiohead
Box Full of Letters | Radiohead & Wilco
Here’s a hint: the Times stopped writing investigative reports about social events and the humanities years ago.
Well, that’s the thing, too–maybe it’s that I’m more annoyed with the NYT for doing human interest stories that focus on upper middle class/rich people as if they’re representative of the population as a whole.
Jesus Christ the commenters there are prim little scolds.
They’re only following Momma Ducky. Ann Winebox wouldn’t post an article like that in priase of the family.
Maybe others do more and receive less notice, but Jesus Christ the commenters there are prim little scolds.
That does go without saying.
Of course being of the male persuasion is what made it possible for him to do that:
Are you saying Hannah is
mynot his daughter?I’m more annoyed with the NYT for doing human interest stories that focus on upper middle class/rich people as if they’re representative of the population as a whole.
You say that now, but after you’ve had to chastise your maid* a few times, you’ll feel differently.
*Veiled Mr. T&U as a sub reference.
I’m an atheist and I don’t think anybody is going into a kingdom of heaven. But I remember enough about Christian teachings to question why what this family did is receiving so much media attention. Isn’t charity supposed to be a private thing? Why are they tooting their horn
ATHEIST BIBLE FIGHT! Matthew 7.
chastise your maid* a few times
The lawyers promised the divorce documents would be sealed!!!!
You say that now, but after you’ve had to chastise your maid* a few times, you’ll feel differently.
*Veiled Mr. T&U as a sub reference.
Why did I not think of this before???
Why did I not think of this before???
You were too busy catering to his every whim?
But this one isn’t that. It’s a mention in a Your Money column that has the broad theme of rich people downsizing.
You were too busy catering to his every whim?
Man, I gotta get me one of those…what did you call it? A “wife”?
God, T&U, you’re not easily impressed, are you?
OK, who recorded Actor showing T&U his “etchings?”
You were too busy catering to his every whim?
Wait. Is that what I’m supposed to be doing?
Wait. Is that what I’m supposed to be doing?
Of course not. It’s just rare to see a conditioning chip implant fail in a woman so young.
OK, who recorded Actor showing T&U his “etchings?”
Hey, my etchings ARE SO impressive!
Of course not. It’s just rare to see a conditioning chip implant fail in a woman so young.
My dad did always tell me that I stood too close to the microwave…
Yeah. I’m always amazed at how intuitive Genius is.
Don’t stand
Don’t stand so
Don’t stand so close to ZZZZPT.
Don’t stand
Don’t stand so
Don’t stand so close to ZZZZPT.
Oh yes! That marvelous police song based on the book by Nabokov, Mosquita
Oh, K-Lo.
I may have to move to Romania, and run some political campaigns.
This may be the only time you can read the words “Dong” hammers man in the same sentence without contravening some obscenity law.
No, the list wasn’t created by state government, but the state government is going to use the list and information to investigate the people on the list.
It’s a distinction but not a difference.
the state government is going to use the list and information to investigate the people on the list.
I’m not sure they can.
I am somewhat amazed at this Althouse post and thread. It seems that some people did a good thing and that is terrible.
Yes, but did they give away free lemonade?
AHEM.
Whoops. Sorry, Substance.
Your point is well taken, and I might just be overreacting a little. However, I imagine someone like, say, Sheriff Joe down in AZ getting his hands on the list. How would he react to the list–throw it away or stick it in a desk drawer just in case? The point is that these lists of political enemies, despite the fact that they’ve always been around, are dangerous. When it gets as personal as publishing SS#’s (with the added benefit of making them easy targets for identity theft), then we’re looking at a vicious attack with one goal in mind. These things scare the shit out of me. That shit isn’t supposed to happen here. You mix this shit with angry public sentiment, and what do you end up with?
HOLY SHIT PENIS
Yes, but did they give away free lemonade?
Laced with Ecstasy.
This is so full of win it hurts to look at.
Fuckin’ mountains! How do they work?
Laced with Ecstasy.
Where was this?
The man, thought to be aged around 40, did not explain to hospital staff how exactly the pipe got stuck around his penis
Skiing accident?
Any REAL reporter would have, you know, ASKED THE PENIS A GODDAMNED QUESTION.
the state government is going to use the list and information to investigate the people on the list.
I’m not sure they can.
They can use it to investigate, nothing they find as a result of it would be admissible in court. Well, shouldn’t be admissible, that is. There are ways around that, however, especially in Arizona.
Any REAL reporter would have, you know, ASKED THE PENIS A GODDAMNED QUESTION.
You ever try to talk with your lips all bruised and swollen?
Well, neither have I, but I’ve dated some women who’ve had collagen injections, see, and it’s not easy to understand them…
You ever try to talk with your lips all bruised and swollen?
Yes, I have. Apparently, there is a wrong way to blow up a car. Who knew?
Apparently, there is a wrong way to blow up a car.
If you were able to clean the chrome off the tail pipe, I’ve got a job for you.
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The penis was left bruised and swollen, but otherwise unharmed by its traumatic day.
AW!
AW!
You’re disappointed it was unharmed?
You’re disappointed it was unharmed?
Sounded like a sigh of sympathy for the poor little feller.
Many a white man has gotten some this way.
Many a white man has gotten some this way.
Speak for yourself.
Pity fucks! How do they work?
Pity fucks! How do they work?
Don’t look at me! I get mine the honest way: bribery.
More.
The penis was left … swollen
Please do not leave me swollen. Thank you.
So before we all go off the deep end over the lists of deportable brown people, I’d just like to point out that this is not a government-sponsored list (so far as we know now). This isn’t another step towards a totalitarian state, it’s a group of unbelievable asshats who have some sort of access to info that shouldn’t be but probably is publicly available if you know how to get it.
Actually, that is what bothers me the most. A government-sponsored list would be confidential, and shared only among agencies. Ominous as that would be, this is even worse, because it makes the people on the list targets of random idiots for all kinds of mayhem.
The penis was left bruised and swollen, but otherwise unharmed by its traumatic day.
I have much solidarity for my ailing, English cousin.
I have much solidarity for my ailing, English cousin.
Lord Richard the Turgid?
I am shocked that no one has asked how the pipe felt. Sexually abused, cut into pieces, and abandoned…it’s a Lifetime movie in the making if ever I saw one.
Or is it Sir Harry the Tumescent? I always get those two confused…
I notice that Aisha likes to air her dirty laundry in public so at least she has that aspect of American pop culture going for her.
Could be Baron Tallywhacker.
I am shocked that no one has asked how the pipe felt. Sexually abused, cut into pieces, and abandoned…it’s a Lifetime movie in the making if ever I saw one.
Tori Spelling would be PERFECT as the pipe.
I see I’m missing lots of penis talk.
I just popped in to say I need another song. I’m bored with my current playlist.
Someone shout one out.
I just popped in to say I need another song.
For Genius recommendations?
“Shout” to get the wimp-rock thing going.
“Little Red Rooster” (anybody’s version) to get the PENIS thing going.
“L’amour est un oiseau rebelle” to get the girl-power thing going.
Someone shout one out.
“Shout”
NO, I mean the song, idjit.
Someone shout one out.
Here’s a playlist and a link to another!
I was going to recommend sun kil moon’s “Carry Me Ohio,” which I have been listening to a lot lately, but then I realized you probably aren’t in the mood to open a vein…
Cheer’s playing now.
Cheer’s playing now.
Ew. And she married Greeg Allman too…
Xechy, that list makes me sayud.
Sub, that’s a good song. My first time hearing it. I liked the cat.
T&U, I will check out your song.
N_B, I will check out the Frenchy song, ‘cuz there are several French artists I really dig.
actor, who told you this was the proper place to be silly?
actor, who told you this was the proper place to be silly?
I’m a trendsetter. Bleeding edge.
No, really, VS…it’ll make you want to open a vein. Or maybe take a nap. But it’s very good.
Wow, you can do that with song? I always used my hands or other…areas…
I prefer “Wienerschnitzel”
OK, I gave “Carry Me Ohio” a try…wasn’t really my thang.
N_B, I will check out the Frenchy song, ‘cuz there are several French artists I really dig.
Uh…it’s a quite old Frenchy song.
Wow, you can do that with song?
Can you pole dance? Then yes, its possible.
OK, I gave “Carry Me Ohio” a try…wasn’t really my thang.
Yeah, I figured you probably weren’t a vein-opener.
Uh…it’s a quite old Frenchy song.
Keeping you Bizet, eh?
I sang Don Jose in that.
Alban Berg, 4th string quartet.
Alban Berg, 4th string quartet
So the Packers found Favre’s replacement?
Yeah, just found that out. I’m not that familiar with opera.
Sheesh, my lips say Berg, but my eyes say BARTOK. Stupid lips.
Stupid lips
That’s what she said.
I just popped in to say I need another song. I’m bored with my current playlist.
2 songs, 1 band:
The Alarm
Marching On
Shout to the Devil
Peace out.
athankee, tsam. 🙂
Song: “King Rabbit” by Floater — if, like me, you need a little post-lunch metal to keep your eyes open at work. Also, if you crank it up loud enough, it keeps the coworkers from visiting your office.
And with regard to the birth-control stuff way above, the discussion reminded me this quote:
Thanks Beer Snob. 🙂
The latest in parental control programs is GodBlock
I was very disappointed to find out that this was not a software that filters out religious content on the Internet. I was all set to order one and everything.
VS: Oysterhead, The Grand Pecking Order.
Might not be your cuppa but at least it’s different.
Also, if you crank it up loud enough, it keeps the coworkers from visiting your office.
Sheesh! Alannis Morisette can do that and you don’t have to worry about people wondering if you’ve gone round the bend.
Sorry, I was in a canyon – no frickin’ reception. What did I miss?