To sum up:

F is for the fatuousness of the linked piece

A is for being a gigantic asshole

R is for retrograde reactionary Republican

T is for total douchebag

FART.

I bet this one is REALLY horrible.

My curiosity got the better of me so I got out of the boat.

It looks a “letter to the editor” to some right-wing desert newspaper that serves retirees, a military base and aerospace industry drones. Something the opinion editor would single out as being particularly clever and maybe should be boxed or highlighted at the top of the letters page. Something the copy editors had to work on for a while to turn it into readable English.

(You can tell I’ve been there.)

Yuk!

Good “R” there: Three of ’em!

Actually, Hoosier, the Tucson Citizen folded (at least in its print version). I’m not sure anybody noticed yet, though.

* ‘Pwn’ is not of course pronounced this way, but when you pass up a title like that, come back and we’ll discuss it further.

Actually, Gavin, if you assume the word “pwn” is Welsh, that’s exactly how it should be pronounced.

Lamb chopped-“Obama still hasn’t fixed everything George busted~! What a loser!”

I was going to say – how *would* you pronounce “pwn”, then? If W is a vowel it has to be “oo”; if not, it can’t be pronounced at all.

How do you spell incompetence?

O-S-C-A-R-M-A-Y-E-R-B-A-L-O-N-E-Y

And so I’ve reached the conclusion, gentlemen, that the Wonker Wiener Company is riddled with incompetence.

Whoop whoop, pull up pull up — forgot link.
Smut’s brain the Wonker Wiener Company is riddled with incompetence.

The Tuscon Citizen folded?

Does that mean Mallard Fillmore lost another outlet and is down into single digits?

(Maybe if he stole the whole “How to Spell Incompetence” idea, it would help him get back up to ten, or 12 or even 15 newspapers! After all, conservatives love really stupid shit that isn’t at all funny!)

A currently serving Republican Texas Congressman said:

“I talked to a retired FBI agent who said that one of the things they were looking at were terrorist cells overseas who had figured out how to game our system.”

Retired FBI agents, god bless ’em.
But I have to ask Rep. Gomer, you are a sitting Congressman, why are relying on ‘retired’ FBI agents for information?

“And it appeared they would have young women, who became pregnant, would get them into the United States to have a baby,” said Gohmert.

So are you upset there are no Americans involved in these pregnancies? If the women came here THEN got pregenant would that be okay?

“They wouldn’t even have to pay anything for the baby.”

Commies too, Rep. Gomer? The Cads!

And then they would turn back where they could be raised and coddled as future terrorists. And then one day, twenty, thirty years down the road, they can be sent in to help destroy our way of life.”

“Retired” FBI Agent you say?

‘Cause they figured out how stupid we are being in this country to allow our enemies to game our system, hurt our economy, get set up in a position to destroy our way of life.”

Are we talking about Lobbyists or Terrorists? Well whomever it is, I’m sure they are just shaking in their boots now that they know you are wise to them Rep. Gomer.
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And then they would turn back where they could be raised and coddled as future terrorists.

It’s a combination of the children’s game telephone and Telefon. It’s two, two, two tastes in one.

Emmmm-Ohhhhhh-Yooooooo-Essssssss-Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Fuuuuuuuuck.

Even in the most fucked up days of the Cheney administration, it just doesn’t seem that the total loons on the left were ever nearly as bad as these clowns are now. I mean, the Truthers almost got their fifteen minutes, and the baby-eating jokes go on to this day, but as far as “serious” and somewhat mainstream outlets saying the most absurd shit and having people swallow it complete, nothing comes close. It really doesn’t matter what it is, or how far out. As long as it says Obama=bad, they lap it up and puke it back to each other. It can’t be long before “Obama killed the Polish President with his sooper sekrit spy ray.” becomes axiomatic on Fox News.

Just wow.

a retired FBI agent who said that one of the things they were looking at were terrorist cells overseas

Think howuch more plausible this would be, if his story had involved a retired CIA agent instead who might actually be privy to overseas intel.

Telefon

And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

I was going to say – how *would* you pronounce “pwn”, then?

It’s pronounced ‘oaned.’

This means that unfortunately, ‘a pwn shop’ isn’t as funny as it ought to be, while ‘the pwnership society’ and ‘a homepwner’ are pretty much as funny as they are.

* ‘Pwn’ is not of course pronounced this way, but when you pass up a title like that, come back and we’ll discuss it further.

Well obviously that would be the grpwn-up way to handle the matter.

The fact is, liberals always try to twist obvious facts and logic like this colum and make fun of what is reality to insure that nobody noticed that Liberal Reality is not Real At All and biased toward the far left as well.

Gary, there is no ‘u’ in Colm.

Fortunately, the web nanny at work won’t let me view that site. it sounds like a whole lotta stupid, though.

Pwn’ is not of course pronounced this way, but when you pass up a title like that, come back and we’ll discuss it further.

The title is, of course, the most direct furry reference this site has yet produced. I look forward to the Lamb Peen post with a wingnut photoshopped holding a hammer.

It took me, like, three minutes to figure out how “pwn” would actually be pronounced in this case. I take this as a sign that it’s too early for me to do any actual work.

Always. Trust. The. Shorter.™

Incompetence. H-A-N-K L-A-M-B. Incompetence.

Lamb Peen

Is that a hammer with a flat end and then a lamb welded to the back?

L is for the losers in her wake
I is for the income she will make
T is for her tooth-filled mouth…
T is for her tooth-filled mouth…

Jennifer said,
June 28, 2010 at 8:04

To sum up:

This made me giggle ridiculously, by the way. I think it’s well-established I have a very juvenile sense of humor.

Or should that be “well established”? Whatever.

It’s the oldest established,
Permanent, childish
Humor on the we-eh-eh-eb.

@T&U: Hyphens are the sig runes of liberal fascism.

Sorry about the Texas rep. There’s a reason why the lege is accounted the best Friday night date venue in town, in season. That shit is fuckin funny.

Or not, depending on whether your life & health depends on the action/inaction of the fucking lege.

@T&U: Hyphens are the sig runes of liberal fascism.

Especially since sometimes you use them and sometimes you don’t, depending on context.

Krugman: causing me to max out my Prozac dose since 2008.

Also: you know what incompetence truly is? Starting off your dumb little ass-crostic with ” ‘O’ is for the letter O”. It’s like that guy from Memento directing an episode of Sesame Street.

Heh.

Scott Johnson at Power Line today:

In 2005 the New York Times published a predictably fawning profile Senator Byrd by Sheryl Stolberg in “A master of Senate’s ways is still parrying in his twilight.” . . . And Byrd was old enough to have participated in filibustering the Civil Rights Act of 1964, as well as to have voted against it after cloture along with 18 other Democrats — in the name of the Constitution, of course. Funny Stolberg didn’t invite Byrd to take a walk down memory lane on that subject.

Hmm.

A Master of the Senate’s Ways Is Still Parrying in His Twilight
By SHERYL GAY STOLBERG

Published: April 3, 2005

Christian conservatives and right-wing bloggers are unearthing his past as a one-time member of the Ku Klux Klan who filibustered the Civil Rights Act of 1964. (“I’ve said time and time again that I was wrong about that and I apologize,” Mr. Byrd said.)

Of course, SadlyNo has been down this road with Big Trunk before.

Scott Johnson at Power Line today:

Well, that took a little less time than I thought it would. Then again, I’m pretty sure they’ve had their “Byrd was a member of the KKK!” eulogies composed for years now.

Then again, I’m pretty sure they’ve had their “Byrd was a member of the KKK!” eulogies composed for years now.

I’m sure if he blogged in his PJs instead of from his office, he’d have had this up by seven AM EDT.

And then they would turn back where they could be raised and coddled as future terrorists.

I am curious how one coddles a child to be a future terrorist. I keep imagining scenes like those in Charles Addams cartoons.

Also: you know what incompetence truly is? Starting off your dumb little ass-crostic with ” ‘O’ is for the letter O”.

Oh, it’s very Ayn Rand. A is A, and all that. All sorts of wingnut synergies going on here.

Then again, I’m pretty sure they’ve had their “Byrd was a member of the KKK!” eulogies composed for years now.

Big Trunk’s eulogy was accompanied by a picture of Byrd with a rasied fist and the insinuation that he looks a little bit like a Nazi there, don’cha think?

I think this might perhaps be bullshit. I know, I know, I’m terribly cynical.

I am curious how one coddles a child to be a future terrorist.

Dip them quickly into boiling hot Saudi oil then drop them into a bowl of ice water.

Big Trunk’s eulogy was accompanied by a picture of Byrd with a rasied fist and the insinuation that he looks a little bit like a Nazi there, don’cha think?

Yeah. Also, is Byrd wearing a pinky ring in that picture? Weird.

From the comments of the aforementioned link: “You’re eleven? That sucks!! Because that means we’re going to have to wait at least 24 years, for you to run for President. Eleven? I had to use the dictionary a couple of times while reading your article, just to understand the words you were using.”

SAD.

The Balloon Juice commentariat correctly point out the real tell that an adult wrote this: the kid bitches about the estrogen-flavored bias of “Take Your Daughter to Work Day” even though it became “Take Your Son or Daughter to Work Day” when he would have been four.

From the comments of the aforementioned link

is a ratio of people commenting to people describing public education as “indoctrination” of something around 1:1. You know, there’s a word to describe the Pavlovian political slogans of semi-educated rubes, but I can’t think of what it is . . .

The Balloon Juice commentariat correctly point out the real tell that an adult wrote this: the kid bitches about the estrogen-flavored bias of “Take Your Daughter to Work Day” even though it became “Take Your Son or Daughter to Work Day” when he would have been four.

I didn’t think about that, but yeah.

even though it became “Take Your Son or Daughter to Work Day” when he would have been four.

I thought the name became “Take Your Child To Work” day?

I’m goin’ OT;

Annually here in Spokane, we have the largest 3 on 3 basketball tournament in the world. It’s called Hoopfest, and it’s all kinds of awesome.

Anyway, this year, a shooting occured. Three people were injured, all are recovering and doing fine. The local news channel reports that it was a confrontation between “rival gangs” that resulted in the shots being fired, and the bad guys were arrested on the spot.

You all must have a look at the comments.

These are my hometown peeps, people.

What’s all this I hear about Obama’s incontinence? That’s private stuff and who cares if he leaks a little now and then?

What? It’s incompetence, not incontience? Oh, never mind.

These are my hometown peeps, people.

You’re lucky you live in a liberal town like Spokane, where they’d still want the cops to be involved. In Noo Yawk, they’d be for lynchings.

You’re right, actor; maybe that’s why he’s still butthurt, since he’s like thirty so he still can’t take advantage of it.

You’re right, actor; maybe that’s why he’s still butthurt, since he’s like thirty so he still can’t take advantage of it.

I’m betting his girlfriend at work…you know, the one his wife has met but never suspected?…has a kid, which ruined his plan for a nooner on the backstairs where everyone smokes.

You all must have a look at the comments.

Our paper’s are equally depressing. I think a murder victim’s family and the suspect’s family once had a fight in the comments of the story about the case. Why the fuck does the paper even allow it?

semi-educated rubes, but I can’t think of what it is…

The semi-educated rubes do to politics what Sandra Lee does to cuisine.

The semi-educated rubes do to politics what Sandra Lee does to cuisine.

What do French onion soup mix and frozen tater tots have to do with politics?

I’ve noticed newspaper sites/news sites in general (Yahoo News is equally noxious) tend to bring out those comments. My theory is that it’s because they draw people who are too old/out of the loop to have any desire to read blogs, which is why such comment sections have the highest concentration of people who still think references to “Adam and Steve” are edgy anywhere on the Internets.

What do French onion soup mix and frozen tater tots have to do with politics?

Onion dip for tater tots works great for rednecks with no teef.

I’m on the other side of the country, so I may be misinformed on this, but one of my Conservative associates tells me that liberal Califonicatia they call it “Take Your Daughter to Work and Leave Your Son Home to do the Housework” day.

Onion dip for tater tots works great for rednecks with no teef.

Well, that’s a horrifying image to contemplate.

“Onion dip for tater tots”
I didn’t know teabagging references CAME veiled anymore.

Look at me, I’m Sandra Lee

owlbear1 said,

June 28, 2010 at 10:47

Bill Whittle of PJTV interviewed a “retired FBI agent” a while back who claimed CAIR which was connected to al-Qaeda had the FBI infiltrated through political correctness and sensitivity training. This sounds like the same guy.

Think howuch more plausible this would be, if his story had involved a retired CIA agent instead who might actually be privy to overseas intel.

Indeed. I’ve heard several things about what happens when the FBI tries to operate overseas, most of them diasastrous. They really should stick to what they know.

Even in the most fucked up days of the Cheney administration, it just doesn’t seem that the total loons on the left were ever nearly as bad as these clowns are now. I mean, the Truthers almost got their fifteen minutes, and the baby-eating jokes go on to this day, but as far as “serious” and somewhat mainstream outlets saying the most absurd shit and having people swallow it complete, nothing comes close. It really doesn’t matter what it is, or how far out. As long as it says Obama=bad, they lap it up and puke it back to each other. It can’t be long before “Obama killed the Polish President with his sooper sekrit spy ray.” becomes axiomatic on Fox News.

Yeah, that’s the problem with the right. The system keeps our crazies (Truthers and such) in check, not least because we ourselves keep them in check – the system doesn’t do any such thing for them. In fact, the system throws the doors wide open and sends them off with a pat on the back.

Even liberal Paul Krugman admits the truth, The Greater Depression is here and here to stay for a long time:

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/28/opinion/28krugman.html?src=tp

Buckle up, folks, its going to be a bumpy ride!

Thanks, asshole.

Even liberal Paul Krugman admits the truth, The Greater Depression is here and here to stay for a long time:

Errrrrrrrrrrr, don’t look now, but Krugman’s been saying this since Fall 2007, numbnutz.

Lamb is a dumbass, his article shows
And crazy as well; this everyone knows
My sense is he thinks he’s as clever as hell
But words really mean things, and facts do as well.

Wow, I clearly didn’t read that piece if I think it vindicates my vague, white-supremacy-based pseudo-beliefs in any way, shape or form. But I do think Liberal Paul Krugman is dreamy. Do you libs know if there’s such a thing as a beard ride?

Not to mention the fact that Krugman’s blaming deficit hawkery and “centrist” (AKA Reagan-lite) policies for the depression. Dumbass.

The economy is going back down, and with it, Obama will follow.

Who do you think they’re going to vote for in 2012 when the jobs haven’t come back and there’s massive, massive unemployment and underemployment?

They’ll vote for “change”.

Onion dip for tater tots works great for rednecks with no teef.

Lovecraft wrote about that, but with more tentacles.

Do you libs know if there’s such a thing as a beard ride?

You might want to start smaller than Krugman’s, since you’re woefully out of practice. I hear Jonah Goldberg’s grown a face mullet. Start with that.

I don’t care what he’s blaming it on. The important thing is the Greater Depression is here, and it’s here to stay for a few years more.

The economy is going back down, and with it, Obama will follow.

You mean like Bush in 2004, when he had actually lost three million jobs?

Depressing article the Krugman one.

Basically, it means we’re going to be screwed for the next couple of generations, and the more screwed we get, the more people will get angry at liberals and niggers welfare queens and blame it all on them, which means movement conservatism will remain the status quo.

The important thing is the Greater Depression is here

Um. No. It’s not.

You might want to start smaller than Krugman’s, since you’re woefully out of practice. I hear Jonah Goldberg’s grown a face mullet. Start with that.

DUDE.

Who do you think they’re going to vote for in 2012 when the jobs haven’t come back and there’s massive, massive unemployment and underemployment?

History shows us that in times like that, Democrats win.

Common Sense said,

June 28, 2010 at 16:37

I was JUST going to kill-list Common Senseless, but now I can’t. Bastard.

Basically, it means we’re going to be screwed for the next couple of generations, and the more screwed we get, the more people will get angry at liberals and niggers welfare queens and blame it all on them, which means movement conservatism will remain the status quo.

I see you haven’t succeeded in talking yourself down yet, either.

Just so we’re clear; so, you don’t actually care if the economy gets fixed, all you care about is seeing the other guy out? You don’t care if the economy continues to ruin American families, in fact you’d prefer it if the economy continued to ruin American families, is that correct?

Basically, it means we’re going to be screwed for the next couple of generations, and the more screwed we get, the more people will get angry at liberals and niggers welfare queens and blame it all on them, which means movement conservatism will remain the status quo.

Yup, Republicans are just taking a short break, this is no age of Democrat dominance. In 2010 it will begin, and by 2012 when true unemployment is 20, 25, 30%, they’ll vote for Republicans in droves. A far-right, movement conservative that will end the Greater Depression!

I’ll admit to being kind of confused by the wingnut game of “GRRR! I hate libruls and everything they say or do, which is why I’ll treat something a librul says as indisputable confirmation of what I’ve been saying!” Although Troofie’s isn’t nearly as weird as when they use Chris Matthews to do it.

I see you haven’t succeeded in talking yourself down yet, either.

Sorry but no. You’ll be the first to know if I do, though.

In 2010 it will begin, and by 2012 when true unemployment is 20, 25, 30%, they’ll vote for Republicans in droves. A far-right, movement conservative that will end the Greater Depression!

SHORTER TROOFIE:

Bookmark it, libs!

The most important thing is to defeat Obama, and if that means some economic pain, so be it. It’s like ripping off a band aid or getting a shot: painful in the short run, good in the long run.

Yup, Republicans are just taking a short break, this is no age of Democrat dominance. In 2010 it will begin, and by 2012 when true unemployment is 20, 25, 30%, they’ll vote for Republicans in droves. A far-right, movement conservative that will end the Greater Depression!

Wait wait wait wait wait! This rings a bell;

Here is how it will go down next week. First, the results from Virginia and North Carolina will come in, and they’ll be declared for McCain. You’ll be disappointed, but “no big deal, change can’t come overnight” will be your comment. Florida will go red, and a little nervousness will creep in. The usual suspects will fall into the usual categories. As the night drags on, Ohio, Colorado, and (much to your horror) Pennsylvania will be too close to call.
My advice at this point to you will be to go to bed. You will wake up to a McCain presidency and the Great Liberal Freakout will be on.
Bookmark this, liberals, as this is exactly how it is going to go down. You will be wonder how the hell I was able to call this

The most important thing is to defeat Obama

So when your Social Security check runs dry, but Obama is still hovering at 50% approval ratings in October 2012, what will you do?

I don’t care if the article says what I’m claiming it does, because my mother drank almost constantly while she was carrying me.

Poor Troofie. He knows not what he says.

Wait. I think he’s heard that before, many many times. Right down to when his wife walked out on him.

Sorry but no. You’ll be the first to know if I do, though.

Thanks. That’s very nice of you.

I’m glad to see Chris admits the truth, too.

The more thoughtful liberals “get it”:the economy is in the shitter and it’s going to stay there. The last year was a dead cat bounce, just like in the ’30s.

“It’s like ripping off a band aid or getting a shot:”
I apologize for all those times I implied Troofie was some bored teenager; he’s clearly seven.

Hey Troofie?

Serious question for ya:

I’m getting older and my arthritis is kicking up a bit. What’s a good sneaker with Velcro to wear while I power walk around the mall?

Chris, do you have a beard? I’m just curious.

Juice quote from Krugman’s piece:

And this third depression will be primarily a failure of policy. Around the world — most recently at last weekend’s deeply discouraging G-20 meeting — governments are obsessing about inflation when the real threat is deflation, preaching the need for belt-tightening when the real problem is inadequate spending.

Spot on. Guess what’s coming this fall to a Congress near you?

A spending bill!

A spending bill!

Ahahahahahahahahahah! You’re so deluded, Actor. So, so, deluded.

The porkulus just barely got through. Barely. And they have one less Senate seat now than they did then. They can’t ram another one through.

Ohhhhh, the thought of porkulus being rammed through. I hope these keys are non-stick.

I just love the “logic” of the left:

We spent a TRILLION dollars, and that didn’t work, so let’s spend more!

The more thoughtful liberals “get it”:the economy is in the shitter and it’s going to stay there.

Oh, hey, of all people, *Troofie* has managed to talk me down. Way to go!

The porkulus just barely got through.

Yea, true. But Republicans have to get re-elected too 😉

We spent a TRILLION dollars

BORING CORRECTION:

We authorized a trillion dollars, but only spent $289 billion as of April 30. It’s summer. Another $600 billion is in the pipeline now.

Troofie, another serious question for you.

I need a better bike helmet. What do you wear on the short bus?

As opposed to the logic of the right, which goes something like “Barack Obama’s middle name is ‘Hussein’, ergo a snowbilly quitter who people have only heard of because Bill Kristol likes to fap to her is the second coming of George Washington.”

The most important thing is to defeat Obama, and if that means some economic pain, so be it. It’s like ripping off a band aid or getting a shot:

Of heroin. Feels good short term, ruinous in the long term. Randian effects of economics in a nutshell.

Wrong again, Actor. Most of the porkulus money has already been spent. It has hit its peak, and is tapering off.

It FAILED. Just like Obama will FAIL, and I hope he FAILS!

’bout time for Brandi to make an appearance.

And if there’s anything I know about, it’s failing!
Sorry, FAILING.

1-21-13: The End of an Error.

A far-right, movement conservative that will end the Greater Depression!

By turning it into the GREATEST Depression EVAR!!!!!eleventy!!

Most of the porkulus money has already been spent. It has hit its peak, and is tapering off.

Um. No. Guess again. Maybe you could try, you know, bookmarking some sites next time you choose to raise facts with me.

Let’s see where you get your “facts”, Actor.

*I* sure made a lot of appearances when Troofie was in utero. (Which, incidentally, is where things started to go wrong… he thought his umbilical cord was his dick, so that’s where all the unearned smugness began.)

Of heroin.

That’s too furren for rednecks like Troofie. More like crystal meth, the stuff that Grandma makes inna tub.

Let’s see where you get your “facts”, Actor.

The CBO.

Where did you get yours? K-Mart?

“the stuff that Grandma makes inna tub”
Abortions?

By turning it into the GREATEST Depression EVAR!!!!!eleventy!!

“Let’s just say they’ll be satisfied with less” – Ming the Merciless, Flash Gordon (1980)

“the stuff that Grandma makes inna tub”
Abortions?

Now you hush, chile! I don’ wan l’il Troofie to know Ah missed him.

We’ve banned Troofie from all our locations. To this day, we’re not sure how he got semen on the light fixtures, but we’re not terribly desperate for a repeat performance.

Common Sense said,

They’ll vote for “change”.

SHUT UP! You’re not supposed to SAY it, dumbass. Yes, _we_ know we’re trying to keep the economy in the toilet. _We_ know we’re doing everything we can to make it as painful as possible for as many Americans as we possibly can. _We_ know our styrategy is to take over aftyer the Dems fix our fuckups so we can get back in power and wreck it some more. And _we_ know that it’s worked every time before. JUST DON’T SAY IT GODAMNIT.

I’m glad to see Chris admits the truth, too.

Not exactly. There isn’t a Complete And Total World Domination By Conservatives coming, if that’s what you mean.

What is in the works is the kind of status quo we’ve seen for the last two decades; liberals won’t have enough street cred to get the programs they need to fix the economy through (largely because Obama bent over backwards compromising with conservatives instead of passing what needed to be passed). Shibboleths like “I’ll cut your taxes and it’ll only help the deficit!” will likely remain “conventional wisdom” for a while longer.

But that’s also a fail for you in the sense that conservatives won’t be able to change the status quo either. Eventually, a conservative will get back into office (whether in 2012 or later is anyone’s guess) and will probably almost certainly be teabagger approved;

But I doubt he’ll be able to get his full program through either. Gingrich came to power on a revolution and tried to strangle Medicare; you saw how that worked. Bush swept the 2004 election and tried to privatize Social Security; you saw how that worked. Both those things contributed significantly to running the GOP’s momentum into the ground. Voters are terrified of the status quo changing to something worse; that applies to GOP “reforms” as much as any other.

So the future right now looks like more of the same; an American public that keeps asking for tax cuts while maintaining welfare programs (notice how the teabaggers actually had to hold their noses and use the “Think of the seniors on Medicare!” line and the fear that UHC would divert government funds from that). It’s a victory for conservatives in the sense that the people running the conservative movement will continue to have a government filled with obedient toadies who cut their taxes and look the other way when they dodge them (and let’s be honest, most of those people don’t give a shit if SS and MC remain public). But it’s not going to lead to the kind of ideological cleansing of the government and the complete return to the Gilded Age and Somali-sized government, either. And since the GOP doesn’t know to leave well enough alone, they’ll probably keep running into the same problems Gingrich and Bush experienced, no matter how many “Quick, look at the scary nigger!” rhetorical devices they continue to pull.

That’s too furren for rednecks like Troofie. More like crystal meth, the stuff that Grandma makes inna tub.

With a side of lead paint chips.

TL;DR. Can I still lick your balls?

It FAILED. Just like Obama will FAIL, and I hope he FAILS!

Man, S,N, you’ve actually gotten Rush Limbaugh to get off his fat ass and come post here! I don’t know whether to congratulate you or not.

Let’s see a link, Actor.

Let’s see a link, Actor.

There’s this thing, right? It’s called “Google”? You should try it some time.

A far-right, movement conservative that will end the Greater Depression!

Perhaps, but would Somalia style anarchy really be better than living in a depression?

The last year was a dead cat bounce, just like in the ’30s.

Seriously. Are you sure you want to use that analogy? Because no matter how many dead cat bounces took place in the ’30s, under Roosevelt, people just kept right on voting for him. (Must have driven the elites of the time insane).

I’m just saying.

Of course I don’t want Somalia, you lib faggots! Somalia has niggers! Other than that, it’d be great, though.

Let’s see a link, Actor.

*unzipping*

I got your link right here. Suck it, honey.

Obambi doesn’t have the political skills of FDR, and the country is more educated economically since the 1980s. They understand you can’t get tax your way to prosperity. Taxing and regulating the investor class only makes things worse.

FDR, in reality, prolonged the Great Depression. Read “The Forgotten Man” .

Of course, Actor doesn’t have a link for his “data”.

You, no I doan gots no teef – iffen I warsh da onyun dip and dem tots out, can I gives you a gum job?

BTW, it looks like we’re going to pick up yet another Senate seat–in West Virginia.

And the Supreme Court has struck down local gun ban rules.

This day just keeps getting better and better for conservatives…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Seriously, Troofie, when your excitement hinges on the idea of this country getting smarter since the ’80s, it’s time to hang up the spurs.

Obambi doesn’t have the political skills of FDR

1932

FDR 472 electoral votes 57.4% of popular vote
Hoover 42 electoral votes

2008

Obama 365 electoral votes 53% popular vote
McCain 173 electoral votes

Um, don’t look now, Troofie, but I think he does.

And the Supreme Court has struck down local gun ban rules.

This day just keeps getting better and better for conservatives…

I foresee an awful lot of “nigras” loading up on guns. Let’s see how good Troofie feels about this day then.

Yeah, Troofie, about that…

the country is more educated economically since the 1980s

::blink::

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

*rereading*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Right. That’s why Troofie blames homeowners for the mortgage crisis!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Of course, Actor doesn’t have a link for his “data”.

I’m still waiting for your data on black-on-black crime, shithead. You don’t get something for nothing around here, boy.

Also: you know what incompetence truly is? Starting off your dumb little ass-crostic with ” ‘O’ is for the letter O”.

“M is for Moe, the owner of Moe’s.
O is for the O in the middle of Moe’s.”

…I forget how the rest of it goes.

Another serious question, Troofie:

How much fibre does your morning farina have in it? I’m thinking of switching from organic oatmeal now that summer is here.

Troofie only gets me in the morning in his dreams, fuckball.

Here is how it will go down next week. First, the results from Virginia and North Carolina will come in, and they’ll be declared for McCain. You’ll be disappointed, but “no big deal, change can’t come overnight” will be your comment. Florida will go red, and a little nervousness will creep in. The usual suspects will fall into the usual categories. As the night drags on, Ohio, Colorado, and (much to your horror) Pennsylvania will be too close to call.

My advice at this point to you will be to go to bed. You will wake up to a McCain presidency and the Great Liberal Freakout will be on.

Bookmark this, liberals, as this is exactly how it is going to go down. You will be wonder how the hell I was able to call this

Sorry, Mr Farina, I didn’t mean to expose your secret.

I’m afraid your appointee will only last until the special election this November, Governor!

You will wake up to a McCain presidency and the Great Liberal Freakout will be on.

This always puts a smile on my face and some steam in my stride.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obama_stimulus_plan#Provisions_of_the_Act

Also, when a stimulus whose single biggest chunk by far came in the form of tax cuts fails to stimulate the economy, this is a sign that we should elect people who shall give us MORE tax cuts.

98% incumbent re-election rate, Troofie.

So sad, too bad, you lose!

Taxing and regulating the investor class only makes things worse.

I love this little mantra. “Don’t tax the investors or they won’t invest anymore and there’ll be no new jobs!!!!!!!!” Yeah, right. If they can make money investing rather than working for a living you can be sure they will damn well invest. Even if they (gasp) have to pay taxes they still come out ahead. The way things are now the investors, and I’m talking about the big fish here, are collecting big dividends from their investments mostly because corporations are cutting jobs or sending them overseas. So by not taxing the investors we are losing the tax revenue while losing jobs at the same time.

This is no ordinary year, Actor, and the Tea Party is strong in West Virginia I’m sure! West Virginia wants small government.

Also, when a stimulus whose single biggest chunk by far came in the form of tax cuts fails to stimulate the economy, this is a sign that we should elect people who shall give us MORE tax cuts.

So tax cuts fail, so we should try more?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

This is no ordinary year, Actor, and the Tea Party is strong in West Virginia

It smells that way, to be sure.

This day just keeps getting better and better for conservatives…

Yah, it’s a great day when someone dies, innit? You’ve always been a pinhead dickwad but you have now reached a new low in odiousness. Say, you should get out in front of more audiences – you could do wonders for the cause.

Damn, Brandi really is falling down on the job today.

Just when I thought Troofie was tapped out, he cites Wikipedia. Genius. Whatsamatter, is Stormfront blocked in the in-school suspension hall?

“Don’t tax the investors or they won’t invest anymore and there’ll be no new jobs!!!!!!!!”

*snort*

As a member of the investor class, I can assure you that I’d pay upwards of 70% marginal rates and still invest, if it means not working for a living.

What do you think YOUR reaction will be when Cheney dies, PM?

Say, you should get out in front of more audiences – you could do wonders for the cause.

Well, the honesty is refreshing…

BTW, when Strom Thurmond died, all the media could talk about was how he was a “segregationist”, they even put in in the headlines, but no mention of that with Byrd, who was in the Klan.

Hmmm…..

This best not be you in here spouting all that bullshit to wind up these suckers, Lonnie, Jr. You know you’ve got better things to do.

Yep, after so many of us died in the mines thanks to Don Blankenship’s fat, sociopathic ass, there’s nothing we want more than a bunch of old douchebags who yearn for the days when it was legal for the cops to shoot strikers. Nice citation, by the way. “I’m sure!” Yeah, retards tend to be.

Well, see, Robert Byrd LEFT the Klan at some point, boy.

I have Cheneys on both sides of my family. And we don’t even live in West Virginia!

BTW, when Strom Thurmond died, all the media could talk about was how he was a “segregationist”, they even put in in the headlines, but no mention of that with Byrd, who was in the Klan.

I know that Republicans are, as a whole, unfamiliar with the concept of “apologizing” or “guilt” or “repentance,” but possibly that’s the factor you’re ignoring here?

Open question, as long as we’re mocking Troofie’s “bookmark it”: who’s the most hilarious 2012 contender he’s ever floated? I’m going with Bob McDonnell, myself.

Strom apologized, too.

Link or it didn’t happen.

LOL, laughed so hard when Cheney made the West Virginia joke. All the rubes who voted for him to strike a blow against elitism, suddenly wailing and sobbing because they thought he was on their side.

A far-right, movement conservative that will end the Greater Depression!

Landon ’36, bitches!

Strom apologized, too.

I forgot to include “sincerity” on that list.

Also, “avoiding raping a black underaged woman and hiding the fact that you have a daughter with her” should probably be included, too.

Oops! I’m full of shit!

What do you think YOUR reaction will be when Cheney dies, PM?

Won’t the rest of the Cheney family just devour the corpse?

Troofie, stop jinxing us with your “predictions.”

Thurmond never apologized for his segregationist past.

He didn’t rape her, and he supported that child.

Well, see, I was full of shit on that one in the first place, T & U, so whatevs.

What do you think YOUR reaction will be when Cheney dies, PM?

I imagine most of us will feel relief that he can’t rear his ugly head as some future advisor to another shit-eating Republican.

Why did WV vote for McCain if they don’t want smaller government and less taxes?

If you obtain “consent” under implicit threat of homelessness, joblessness and everyone in the state being told you’re a whore and a temptress, that’s rape, Troofie. Sorry, I know this probably throws a wrench into your plans for the summer.

He didn’t rape her

She was under the age of consent, ergo, raped.

Why did WV vote for McCain if they don’t want smaller government and less taxes?

Cause they’re liberals. I’m a RINO liberal, remember? Damn it, Troofus, didn’t you read the script?

Open question, as long as we’re mocking Troofie’s “bookmark it”: who’s the most hilarious 2012 contender he’s ever floated? I’m going with Bob McDonnell, myself.

I’m going to predict that the best is yet to come. I figure whe the faux-pimp/ phone repair guy and his hooker wanna be girlfriend are old enought to be eligible to run on a presidential ticket Troofie will be backing them so I’m waiting till then before I answer this question.

Thurmond never apologized for his segregationist past.

But he had a black dude on his staff in the 70s. Isn’t that enough?

He didn’t rape her

Bullshit.

Strom apologized, too.[citation needed]

Perhaps you are mistaking Trent Lott’s apology for Thurmond? See, the crusty but not benign* Senator remained a segregationalist to the very end.

I don’t watch or listen to any news but NPR and the Daily Show. NPR, that bastion of uberliberal left wiong journalism featured Byrd’s history with the KKK. And his repeated apolgies, his saying it was a mistake that he regrets and urgin young people to be careful about who they associate with.

So no, troofus, you are full of shit.

As for Cheney, it depends. If he just dies I will feel relief that a threat to our nation has passed. If he vaporizes in a tornado of evil energy rising to the sky – as it should be – I will be awestruck. And relieved.

Why did WV vote for McCain if they don’t want smaller government and less taxes?

*snort*

So now McCain’s an actual conservative, Troofie?

Wow. How do you keep that all straight? Got crib notes or something?

Oops! Troofie’s full of shit!
http://www.slate.com/id/2075453

If only we’d listened to Strom Thurmond, the country wouldn’t have all these problems today.

What do you think YOUR reaction will be when Cheney dies, PM?

He’ll never die. Heaven sure doesn’t want him and the other guy’s afraid he’ll be out of a job when Cheney gets there.

Also, when a stimulus whose single biggest chunk by far came in the form of tax cuts fails to stimulate the economy, this is a sign that we should elect people who shall give us MORE tax cuts.

HAHAHAHA! Hilarious.

I’m reminded of a stupid cliche: Doing the same thing again and again and expecting different results is insanity personified.

I find it most hilarious that you dumbasses constantly defend the idea of cutting taxes while you howl on and on about needing to have more wars.

Why can’t you fuckups face facts? We have been cutting taxes since 1980. It hasn’t worked in any sustainable manner a single time.

Now if you want to talk about cutting taxes for poor and middle class people, and making the rich and corporations pay their share, then we’ll have something to talk about.

Won’t the rest of the Cheney family just devour the corpse?

How do you think he’s lived so long?

Robert Byrd even said “nigger” on national television in 2002, saying “I’ve seen a lot of white niggers in my time”, can you imagine the reaction if a Republican said “nigger”?

Troofie’s full of shit!

Aw, fuck you! I had that link open waiting for him to rebut the “Thurmond never apologized” post I had up!

Oops. Forgot to add the footnote

*one of my favorite lines from the movie

“can you imagine the reaction if a Republican said “nigger”?”
Yeah, Andrew Breitbart screams about how it never happened.

Oh noes!!!! I’ve passed the blue italics horizon and will stuck here for all eternity!

You remember the little kid who would go start trouble with the big kids because at least the big kids would pay attention to him? That’s Troofie.

We have been cutting taxes since 1980 1960. It hasn’t worked in any sustainable manner only worked that single time.

Fixed for historical accuracy: Kennedy cut the top rate from something like 90% to 50%, and ushered in the economic boom of the 60s.

In fairness, tho, that was a long time coming and may have been due to other factors, like the thought that America had the only standing economy at the end of World War II.

can you imagine the reaction if a Republican said “nigger”?

You mean like when John Lewis was walking into the Capitol earlier this year and the mainstream media didn’t cover it at all?

There was no proof they said it, nobody ever provided a videotape.

Byrd’s comments, however, were on tape. On national TV.

Robert Byrd even said “nigger” on national television in 2002

Hey, check out what a dead guy said eight years ago!

But nobody is allowed point out that the Bush administration caused our country’s current problems, because it stopped being relevant the moment he left office!

Back in 2005, an Empire Notes analysis of Bush’s falling approval numbers and Katrina led to this little aside about Trent Lott; an accurate analysis of why the man fell after that “all these problems” quote, which was absent from virtually every major media outlet.

November 7, 2005

Posted at 10:54 am

Is this douche not on tape either, Troofie?
http://racistconservatives.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/niggar-sign-tea-party.jpg

Robert Byrd even said “nigger” on national television in 2002, saying “I’ve seen a lot of white niggers in my time”, can you imagine the reaction if a Republican said “nigger”?

a) It was March 4, 2001

b) He apologized for the remark:
“I apologize for the characterization I used on this program,” he said. “The phrase dates back to my boyhood and has no place in today’s society.

“Unfortunately,” he added, “there are people in every race who would rather attack others simply because of ill-conceived, false stereotypes based on skin color. People who do this are obstacles to positive race relations and become the stereotypes that they despise. But by working together and continually improving the understanding between the races, we can overcome these narrow-minded people and the obstacles that they represent.”

If a Republican/conservative/Troofie was caught using such language, how eloquent do you think they would be in apologizing for it, if they did at all?

Byrd’s comments, however, were on tape. On national TV.

So was your mom. I mean, if you count channel 562 as “national TV.”

I think, when every man in America has seen it, it counts as “national TV”, T &U.

But nobody is allowed point out that the Bush administration caused our country’s current problems, because it stopped being relevant the moment he left office! January 20, 2001

FTFY

Also, when a stimulus whose single biggest chunk by far came in the form of tax cuts fails to stimulate the economy, this is a sign that we should elect people who shall give us MORE tax cuts.

Tax cuts mostly for the poor and middle class with an increase of the top marginal rate during a major recession? We can live with that.

No, of course no one has the “nigger” comment on tape. No one at all.

In fairness, tho, that was a long time coming and may have been due to other factors, like the thought that America had the only standing economy at the end of World War II.

See, I don’t think cutting taxes is inherently wrong and raising taxes is always the answer. Cutting and raising taxes in response to specific market conditions isn’t something I have a moral objection to, which is what Kennedy did.

The problem since Reagan is that tax cuts have become an objective in and of themselves, not for the sake of helping the economy but for the sake of cutting taxes. Economy doing well? Cut taxes, because we can afford it. Economy doing badly? Cut taxes, because it’ll encourage the rich to spend more. Economy still doing badly? Cut taxes, because we didn’t cut enough the first time. Economy recovering? Cut taxes, and it’ll recover faster. Economy doing well again? Cut taxes, now we can afford it again.

In fairness, tho, that was a long time coming and may have been due to other factors, like the thought that America had the only standing economy at the end of World War II.

Well, I don’t think those economies compare, despite the accuracy of the statement. Back then, stuff was made here in the US. We had the space race, the Marshall Plan, generally hardcore productivity and strong labor back in those days. There was a justification for it. The recent cuts have been little more than the largest contributing factor in destroying the middle class.

I am absolutely in favor of middle class tax cuts. Cap them at the first $80,000 of family income, and call it a day.

The problem since Reagan is that tax cuts have become an objective in and of themselves

Bingo. When tax cuts become policy instead of a tool, that’s an idiotic economy.

The problem since Reagan is that tax cuts have become an objective in and of themselves, not for the sake of helping the economy but for the sake of cutting taxes. Economy doing well? Cut taxes, because we can afford it. Economy doing badly? Cut taxes, because it’ll encourage the rich to spend more. Economy still doing badly? Cut taxes, because we didn’t cut enough the first time. Economy recovering? Cut taxes, and it’ll recover faster. Economy doing well again? Cut taxes, now we can afford it again.

Cont’d;

You can always come up with a rationale for cutting taxes, and most of the time it’ll play in the media like motherhood and apple pie, because really, who doesn’t want to pay less taxes?

None of the rationalizations, however, change the fact that in the last thirty years, the overwhelming trend in the government has been in cutting taxes, not raising them, and for the upper class most of all. Yet living standards for the average family haven’t gone up in thirty years. The promises of the tax cutters that it would propel us to a golden age haven’t been kept.

(Of course, creating a golden age for anything less than the elite of the elite was never the plan).

Let’s see a link, Actor.

I got your link right here. Suck it, honey.

Actor-Troofus-Jimmy Dean slash! Woo-fucking-hoo.

Troofie, another serious question:

I’m researching a new novel I’m writing.

What’s it like to be wrong all the time?

See, I don’t think cutting taxes is inherently wrong and raising taxes is always the answer. Cutting and raising taxes in response to specific market conditions isn’t something I have a moral objection to, which is what Kennedy did.

I’m wholeheartedly in favor of tax cuts when the federal budget can sustain it. This last 30 years of borrowed time and money and betting on GDP growth to shield us from the consequences is criminal at best. It is pure malfeasance in the entire idea of cutting taxes under the guise of fiscal stimulus, to say nothing of the obscene way it benefited nobody but people who are already wiping their asses with money.

Oh, and is “OH YEAH WELL STROM THURMOND YUSTA BE A DEMOKRAT!!!!!one!!!” officially so stale a hack like Troofie won’t touch it? Never thought I’d see the day.

and ushered in the economic boom of the 60s.

Well, that and the big government programs that he and johnson created, such as the great society, the space program, and vietnam

This last 30 years of borrowed time and money and betting on GDP growth to shield us from the consequences is criminal at best.

This.

The lesson an “economically educated America” *koffkoff* should have learned under Clinton and then, tragically, in the mortgage crisis is, a country that spends by borrowing is not doing its citizenry any favors unless it’s spending on economic activity.

This is something neither the government nor the beneficiaries of the tax cuts were doing. They were speculating, moving paper around, and deferring real investment in industries and economic activity.

Henry Lamb? More like Henry Kane, amirite?

*Ibid.

What’s it like to be wrong all the time?

Oooh! Ooh! Me! Call on me!

This is something neither the government nor the beneficiaries of the tax cuts were doing. They were speculating, moving paper around, and deferring real investment in industries and economic activity.

I’ve thought all along that the easy revolving credit, the easy mortgage credit, and the first attempted bailout (privatizing Social Security) were all just deferments of the crisis we’re enduring right now. All of this was facilitated with the deregulation…

When I stand back an look at it, it looks to me like spending your money on cocaine instead of paying your bills, then going to a payday lender, then paying back the payday lender but coming up short, then going back again…..eventually the whole thing explodes in your face.

Oh, and is “OH YEAH WELL STROM THURMOND YUSTA BE A DEMOKRAT!!!!!one!!!” officially so stale a hack like Troofie won’t touch it? Never thought I’d see the day.

Nah, he just didn’t have a chance because he got kicked out of Panera for only drinking water and fapping in the bathroom.

eventually the whole thing explodes in your face.

I really don’t have to say it, do I?

You don’t have too… but why wouldn’t you want to? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL T&U?!?!?

Oh, and is “OH YEAH WELL STROM THURMOND YUSTA BE A DEMOKRAT!!!!!one!!!” officially so stale a hack like Troofie won’t touch it? Never thought I’d see the day.

What I love about that hack is that it’s yet another case of Democrats cleaning up their own house while Repubs failed to do the same;

Strom Thurmond’s candidacy as a Dixiecrat? That was him leaving the Democratic Party, protesting against the Democratic Party, because Harry Truman, a Democrat, had just desegregated the military and opened a can of worms that would eventually lead the counry to victory for the civil rights movement (this after Republicans let the civil rights thing rot on the shelf for nearly eighty years, dusting it off only for election seasons in the right districts like they’re doing with abortion right now).

So, the idea that Thurmond’s rebellion against the Democrats somehow shows the Democrats were all Thurmondites is pretty hysterical.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL T&U?!?!?

What? I thought I’d go the subtle route…oh…you’re right.

Harry Truman, a Democrat liberal, FDR Democrats who won in 1948 by making the election a referendum on the New Deal and was viciously panned by Republicans as a communist, a party to “twenty years of treason,” a Soviet agent and a weakling who’d lost us China and was going to lose us Korea.

Fixed to preempt any possible claims that “Democrats were different back then” and “Truman would have been one of us,” as is so popular on the right these days.

Strom Thurmond’s candidacy as a Dixiecrat? That was him leaving the Democratic Party, protesting against the Democratic Party, because Harry Truman, a Democrat, had just desegregated the military

Chris, darlin’, don’t try to confuse them with facts and history and such.

Chris, darlin’, don’t try to confuse them with facts and history and such.

Whoops.

I keep forgetting these things have a liberal bias.

BTW, when Strom Thurmond died, all the media could talk about was how he was a “segregationist”, they

Actually, it was Trent Lott who brought that one up again.

<i.I keep forgetting these things have a liberal bias.

It’s easy to do as a member of the reality-based community. Just don’t do it again.

I really don’t have to say it, do I?

Veiled exploding cigar reference.

feel better now?

Just don’t do it again.

Oh dear God, no. I want to keep my seat in Congress, I do!

And I will try not to fuck up tags again, either.

Djur! New Sadly RSS feed requires new filter!

I really don’t have to say it, do I?

I was thinking of you when I wrote that.

I was thinking of you when I wrote that.

TMI, dude. TMI.

What’s it like to be wrong all the time?
He’d just get that answer wrong too.

Well, let’s see. The economy went into the crapper because of Conservative economic policies. Its not coming out as quickly as it should because Obama’s compromising to accommodate Conservative economic policies. And Conservatives want to force the economy to fail so they can take over and implement the same Conservative economic policies that put it in the crapper and drive the economy ever further into the crapper. Or maybe just flush it this time.

Its not coming out as quickly as it should because Obama’s compromising

Obama’s own-goal counts for Henry Lamb!

Its not coming out as quickly as it should because their urethrae are clogged with Cheetoh dust.

Taxing and regulating the investor class only makes things worse.

If there’s one thing Conservatives should really work like hell to bring back, it’s bank panics.

Also, unlike taxes, market crashes don’t stop when you hit a threshold percentage.

Its not coming out as quickly as it should because their urethrae are clogged with Cheetoh dust.

Pwn Tang, its not just for breakfast.

New Sadly RSS feed requires new filter!

Is that what the problem’s been? I thought my computer just decided to begin hating me, mocking me with the small monkey head at the bottom of the browser saying it was enabled while forcing me to look at the rat feces scattered about by the troll.

I thought my computer just decided to begin hating me, mocking me with the small monkey head at the bottom of the browser saying it was enabled while forcing me to look at the rat feces scattered about by the troll.

Hmm, I didn’t even notice that the new system’s broken those filters…

I was thinking of you when I wrote that.

Typing one-handed?

The internet was made for typing with one hand.

Bill Kristol said,
June 28, 2010 at 18:05

I never thought I would laugh out loud at anything Billy “Wrong Way” KKKristol had to say, but laugh I did. (Golf clap and cold beverage for whoever came up with it.)

What a relief to find that I’m not the only one being mocked by small monkey heads, although mine are not “at the bottom of the browser,” whatever that means.

Golf clap and cold beverage for whoever came up with it.)

Thank you very much – I’ll have an ice cold dry martini. Or two.

Hmm, I didn’t even notice that the new system’s broken those filters…

I just made that discovery myself. Bummer.

Guns one, gays one</a.

I can’t be the only one thinking the world would be a better place if Lamb stuck to hip-hop dancing in commercials for Six Flags.

I can’t be the only one thinking the world would be a better place if Lamb stuck to hip-hop dancing in commercials for Six Flags.

Oh, shit. I lawled.

You need to remove the /archive from the URL and the kill reappears.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL T&U?!?!?

I’m wondering the same thing!

although mine are not “at the bottom of the browser,”

Sub-Monkeys?

I can’t be the only one thinking the world would be a better place if Lamb stuck to hip-hop dancing in commercials for Six Flags.

Y’know, until this morning I hadn’t even remembered him (since the episode of Robot Chicken, that is) and then I saw his commercial and now this.

Fuck. I must go wash my mind.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL T&U?!?!?

I’m wondering the same thing!

Good lord, people. Calm down. That’s the last time I’ll ever go for modest or subtle, okay? Geez.

Say, Troofie never came back?

Pity. I was looking forward to providing him a link to the CBO report I was reading last week.

That’s the last time I’ll ever go for modest or subtle, okay?

*sipping herbal tea quietly*

I’ve heard that before.

Now that summer has finally arrived in the magnificent PNW I spent the weekend riding. Has this fabulous open-mic moment been linked? I can’t find on teh gazoogler that it was.

“Now I know the dumbness doesn’t come from just soundbites.”

I’ve heard that before.

Certainly not from *me*.

Guns one, gays one.

Guns; one. Gays; one. Religious right; slowly bleeding to death, and I can’t say I’ll be sorry to see it go.

This sentence

After observing more than a year of performance, it is clear that his connection to his Muslim roots is far greater than his appreciation of the U.S. Constitution.

makes no sense. We royalists know that the US Constitution is itself a Christ-killer plot by James Madison (who was previously enthrall to Haym Solomon), and the US revolution itself was instigated by foreign agents with class-based connections to the global Islamo-fascist conspiracy — all an attempt to destroy the good, Christian Empire of Britain.

The Great Patriot, GW Bush warned us about this when he reminded us, don’t forget the Poles. Obama is just part of a long-term effort to use the former American colonies of Great Britain as a launch point for the New World Order. The so-called US Constitution is actually part and parcel of this plot.

Anyway, what kind of name is Ben Franklin?

Now that summer has finally arrived in the magnificent PNW I spent the weekend riding.

That was you?

Anyway, what kind of name is Ben Franklin?

He’s Jewish.

The Tory Conspiracy Theorist obvious couldn’t spell “Kosciuszko” so his first linky is meaningless.

That was you?

Naw, my butt stays closer to the bike when I drag a knee.*

*For what that might might be a VR is completely beyond me. Go ahead – twist it whatever way your sick sick sick minds want. This _is_ a competition, aint it?

We royalists know that the US Constitution is itself a Christ-killer plot …to destroy the good, Christian Empire of Britain.

It gets worse. The ref in Sunday’s game where Lampard’s goal was disallowed was….URUGUAYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Naw, my butt stays closer to the bike when I drag a knee.*

*VRBJTR¹

¹ Veiled Republican blow job technique reference.

Foreign = Tadeusz Kosciuszko

It gets worse. The ref in Sunday’s game where Lampard’s goal was disallowed was….URUGUAYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Too bad Dubya didn’t declare war on the Axis of ‘Guay.

Foreign = Tadeusz Kosciuszko

Makes great mustard, btw.

Too bad Dubya didn’t declare war on the Axis of ‘Guay.

Castro and Christopher Streets?

don’t forget the Poles

Tories were all about the poles. You can tell from those creepy wigs and fabulous red coats.

The Tory Conspiracy Theorist obvious couldn’t spell “Kosciuszko” so his first linky is meaningless.

I cut and pasted from Wikipedia. My Mac didn’t handle the special character correctly.

Or perhaps, Steve Wozniak is part of the conspiracy?

Tories were all about the poles.

With a small pee

My Mac didn’t handle the special character correctly.

That’s because you didn’t enable the reality distortion field. Look in your Applications folder under “Shit We Only Sell To The Wealthy”

You need to remove the /archive from the URL and the kill reappears.

Oh, thank God. Now it’s just a lot of badgers.

With a small pee

We’ve heard enough about your fetishes already – give it a rest.

We’ve heard enough about your fetishes already – give it a rest.

To you my heart cries out, “Candiru”

I’m reminded of a mass email I received years ago, from a network administrator. Sent out to thousands of employees, it went something like:

“The network outage has been fixed. We apologize for any incontinence this has caused.”

A second apologetic email followed soon after.

So, the ad bar on my gmail account just kindly told me: “You can make a lovely hat out of previously-used aluminum foil.” Is Google insinuating that I’m paranoid?

http://www.gallup.com/poll/140786/Americans-Back-Stimulus-Spending-Create-Jobs.aspx

This is interesting. Most Americans would favor repealing part of or all of the HCR bill – that’s the bad news. The good news is that most of them would also favor more stimulus spending, more regulation of financial institutions, and more regulation of energy output by private companies.

A second apologetic email followed soon after.

Hey, have you ever had that happen when you’re on a tight deadline? Incontinence isn’t necessarily out of the question.

“You can make a lovely hat out of previously-used aluminum foil.”

Or fresh meat

I think I would prefer to wear the meat hat OVER the tin foil hat. I’ve got this thing about feeling greasy…

I’ve got this thing about feeling greasy…

*sigh*

I’m sorry. I’m connecting this thought to another thought I just had to expound upon.

But, um, Interest? Website? Newsletter?

A little late for the troll infestation but amusing none the less, “Fighting 2 wars and giving [the rich] 5 tax cuts the dumbest thing I ever heard.”

Or fresh meat

Oh, so *that’s* what we can do with all that extra meat in our freezer before we move. Imma call dibs on the pigs’ trotters when I get home.

Is Google insinuating that I’m paranoid?

Well, it’s certainly not suggesting you’re schizoid.

Well, it’s certainly not suggesting you’re schizoid.

It has enough of my personal information on file to know that’s not accurate.

To you my heart cries out, “Candiru”

What was Voltaire thinking when he wrote that one?

A short while ago I sent the Ho an email notifying him that I just then realized today is the Stonewall 41st anniversary. He sends back, “yeah, remember celebrating the 25th in NYC?”

*sigh*

To you my heart cries out, “Candiru”

What was Voltaire thinking when he wrote that one?

The pest of ill-pissable worlds?

What was Voltaire thinking when he wrote that one?

That it is the best of all possible words?

DAMMIT.

To you my heart cries out, “Candiru”

What was Voltaire thinking when he wrote that one?

You mistake Albert Dominguez for Voltaire. Voltaire wrote “Candy-O”

To you my heart cries out, “Candiru”
What was Voltaire thinking when he wrote that one?

I thought that was Tony Orlando.

“Candiru, we could make it together,
The further than here, girl, the better….”

No, Tony O. wrote that thiing yeast infections, Candida.

“Candiru, we could make it together,
The further than here, girl, the better….”

Close. It was Iggy Pop.

“Candiru Candiru Candiru I can’t let you go
All my life you’re haunting me I loved you so
Candiru Candiru Candiru I can’t let you go”

I’m reminded of that old Barry Manilow hit:

Candiru, well you came and you lodged yourself in my urethra; and they had to amputate the shaft, oh Candiru.

You can make a lovely hat out of previously-used aluminum foil.

That’s what they want you to think. Don’t fall for it!

You can make a lovely hat out of previously-used aluminum foil.

That’s what they want you to think. Don’t fall for it!

He’s right! Only fresh aluminum foil will stop the brain scanners.

“Candiru, we could make it together,
The further than here, girl, the better….”

I have a vision of Olivia Newton John singing in a disco roller rink while men with fish in their penises skate by.

An unfortunate vision 🙁

while men with fish in their penises skate by.

Wait, I thought that was “Mamma Mia”?

Wait, I thought that was “Mamma Mia”?

No, it’s “Canna Pia”.

He’s right! Only fresh aluminum foil will stop the brain scanners.

Although the only foolproof method is trepanation.

No, it’s “Canna Pia”.

That’s not what you do when you take the Wasserman test?

Just a little something that Troofie posted less than a year ago. It was so profound I thought it worthy of keeping a handy bookmark.

The Truth About Leaving Sadly No said,
August 13, 2009 at 20:57

I think I’ve made my point.

Now I will leave here, forever, no longer visiting or posting, but I’m doing this voluntarily out of my own desire.

And this is not a spoofer. This is the real Truth/Authentic.

By, fuckers.

lulz

Just a little something that Troofie posted less than a year ago.

I miss that troofie. Well, I wish he would give me the opportunity to miss him.

Remember that time he cut and pasted a steaming pile of crap from a conservative commentator here and we were all “Hey, NOW I see what you mean! That makes a lot more sense than the reality I’ve grown so tired of having to face. Can you paste some that would validate my fear of brown people?” and then Fonzie saved Pinky in the demolition derby? Man, that was so cool.

Tory Conspiracy Theorist said,
June 28, 2010 at 20:02

The Tory Conspiracy Theorist obvious couldn’t spell “Kosciuszko” so his first linky is meaningless.

I cut and pasted from Wikipedia. My Mac didn’t handle the special character correctly.

Or perhaps, Steve Wozniak is part of the conspiracy?

Go into your browser’s preferences, go to “Appearance”, and set the default encoding to UTF-8 instead of Western (Mac OS Roman) or (ISO Latin 1), which is what it usually defaults to. You’ll save yourself from looking at a lot of gibberish.

My computer just spontaneously slides back to one of those every once in a while. Can’t figure out why.

The Truth About Leaving Sadly No said,
August 13, 2009 at 20:57

In fairness, ten months is a lifetime in Troll Years.

Olivia Newton John singing in a disco roller rink while men with fish in their penises skate by

I think I prefer the original “Lucy in the Sky” lyrics.

AMERICA: A is for all the tea they taxed. M is for the Minutemen they shellaxed…

Did somebody mention lamb poon?

http://lampoon.rwinters.com/NL072-Mar1976.jpg

http://lampoon.rwinters.com/NL072-Mar1976.jpg

That’s practically goatse.

(Get it? GET IT? HA! I make me laugh)