American Thinker – that’s the blog where Uncle Sam sits on the crapper, isn’t it? When is Robin going to flush?

Doubtless it would be stupid to point out that, even given her premises, her conclusions do not logically follow.
I must be one ‘a them elitists, I guess. Even symbolic logic has a liberal bias.

When sillygisms attack!

I only skimmed the post linked. (My mango tree is bearing fruit now so I don’t have to leave the boat for mangoes.) And It appears to me that it’s mostly trying to say that all liberals hate Sarah Palin so therefore all liberals hate women.

Jihadists hate Teh Gay.
Wingnuts are terrified of jihadists.
Ergo, wingnuts are all secretly gay.

Wait, maybe this really DOES work.

W. T. F.
*scratches head*
One must doubt the typical American Stinker reader’s ability to understand such an “argument.” they surely have no more expertise in logic than the author, who quite clearly has none. Therefore and ergo not to mention thusly, Robin of Berkely should eat a bag of dicks. Another one, I mean.

“Stupid is as stupid does.”

What?

She’s the Pastor Swank of symbolic logic.

I didn’t know Eldridge Cleaver raped Sarah Palin! Shit, it all makes sense now!

So many favorites, but for my money this is the pull quote:

Then there were the communist white girls who slept with black boys to entice them into Marxism. (Was Obama’s mother encouraged to be one of them?)

Summon a team of physicists to determine the significance of this heretofore unprecedented density of Teh Crazy.

Trig *hearts* his ABCs, too.

I don’t hate all women.

I hate all right wing nutjob women named “Robin of Bulk Berkley”.

Then there were the communist white girls who slept with black boys to entice them into Marxism. (Was Obama’s mother encouraged to be one of them?)

Miscegenation = communism? I think I’ve heard this one before…

Yeah, neither of those syllogisms are well formed. The statement that no negroes love women is logically unrelated to the statement that all liberals love negroes. Hence, the conclusion doesn’t follow for entirely structural reasons.

A valid formulation, and one that Robin would no doubt agree with, would be:

All liberals are negro-lovers.All negro-lovers hate women.Ergo, all liberals hate women.

And, while we’re at it, let’s move on to a form of reasoning that’s not completely outmoded, shall we? Frege published his Begriffsschrift for a reason, people.

These people…is it a residual effect of the belief in “the superior virtue of the oppressed”? Like, if the oppressed aren’t superior in virtue they must not be oppressed? HOW CONVENIENT.

I guess it’s a step forward for one of these mooks to admit that rape is more about power than about men’s lack of self-control & women’s flaunting of their…selves.

“What?”

I thought right wingers were all about “A = A”?

I guess it’s a step forward for one of these mooks to admit that rape is more about power than about men’s lack of self-control & women’s flaunting of their…selves.

I like looking at a set of selves ever now and then.

I’m pretty sure Robin of Berkeley just hates all blacks, women, and liberals — hence the strawman syllogisms. I wonder why she didn’t use the other 23 letters of the alphabet to represent more people she hates (gays, Hispanics, scientists, people armed with garlic and holy water) so she could come up with the one Big Equation that would finally hash out how everyone Robin hates are all Hitler…

Logic is a nice thing.

When Wingnuts play with logic they break it.

Therefore, Wingnuts cannot have nice things like logic.

I wonder why she didn’t use the other 23 letters of the alphabet to represent more people she hates (gays, Hispanics, scientists, people armed with garlic and holy water) so she could come up with the one Big Equation that would finally hash out how everyone Robin hates are all Hitler…

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

Then there were the communist white girls who slept with black boys to entice them into Marxism. (Was Obama’s mother encouraged to be one of them?)

Calling Orly Taitz – someone’s trying to mow your lawn.

I don’t know what any of that shit is, but I do know that mathematically, conservatism is belongs where division by zero lies.

Calling Orly Taitz – someone’s trying to mow your lawn.

Please…PLEASE….tell me you don’t mean this euphemistically….

Yeah, neither of those syllogisms are well formed. The statement that no negroes love women is logically unrelated to the statement that all liberals love negroes. Hence, the conclusion doesn’t follow for entirely structural reasons.

And, while we’re at it, let’s move on to a form of reasoning that’s not completely outmoded, shall we? Frege published his Begriffsschrift for a reason, people.

Is this the logical error that’s been discredited by “Socrates is a mortal, all cats are mortal, therefore Socrates is a cat?”

Is American Thinker a white supremacist site? Or is that mainstream Conservatism, and the Overton Window is now overlooking the loony bin?

The best examples of liberalism are black radicals. Got it.
Most black men are rapists. Got it.
Liberal women are dumb sluts who don’t mind being raped as long as they maintain the label of “liberal”. Got it.

Did I miss anything?

Is this the logical error that’s been discredited by “Socrates is a mortal, all cats are mortal, therefore Socrates is a cat?”

That’s weird, Plato didn’t mention a cat anywhere.

Did I miss anything?

Conclusion: Stay the HELL away from negroes and love them. But not in that way. I think.

The quick brown conservative fox jumps over the lazy dog. Negro

Fixt for intent.

Don’t say stupid shit about George Berkeley.

therefore Socrates is a cat?”

Only if you open the box and look inside. Otherwise, I think he’s a dead cat.

Ahhh … nothing better than starting off a Friday with a post from the Bizzaro Website that is the American Thinker — where people don’t think, and aren’t really keen for their fellow Americans.

I mean … dear lord (thanks for the mangoes, roy edroso!)

Then there were the communist white girls who slept with black boys to entice them into Marxism. (Was Obama’s mother encouraged to be one of them?)

The dumb is strong with these people …

“tsam said,
June 18, 2010 at 16:15

Did I miss anything?

Conclusion: Stay the HELL away from negroes and love them. But not in that way. I think.”

Ooooooh. That’s gonna be a problem, living right outside D.C. This place is fairly bursting with Negros. Good news , though: I haven’t been raped yet!!

I think the actual syllogism she wanted was this:

All Negroes hate women.
All liberals are negroes.
Therefore, all liberals hate women.

No, it doesn’t make any sense, but this is what you get when you fiddle with the fundamental terms (“is X” to “likes X”)

Then there were the communist white girls who slept with black boys to entice them into Marxism. (Was Obama’s mother encouraged to be one of them?)

I just want to know: Where was my hot brown sugar who balled me into the Black Panthers, huh?

I passed my logic class (aka Boolean Algebra) in college by giving the prof bottles of Jack Daniel’s. I still learned more logic than this numbskull. Actually, I believe I have forgotten more about logic than Robin of Bonehead knows.

BTW, Kristin, the Overton Window has become the Nurse Ratched’s station for the loony bin now (Gentlemen(ladies), it’s medication time!)

“All Negroes hate women.
All liberals are negroes.
Therefore, all liberals hate women.

No, it doesn’t make any sense, but this is what you get when you fiddle with the fundamental terms (“is X” to “likes X”)”

I confoosed.

If there’s a logic problem, yo I’ll solve it, check out my unicode while my sidekick revolves it:

Where A = “Wingnuts” & B = “Hillary Clinton” & C = “Women” & D = “Robin of Berkeley” ?

All A ~? B
B ? C
? All D = ten pounds of bullshit in a five-pound piss-soaked paper bag.

Word to ya QED!

Just hopped out of the boat and discovered that those syllogisms don’t actually appear in the article. Tintin was using them to illustrate a point. For shame, Tintin. The article is racist enough without resorting to such chicanery.

The article is racist enough without resorting to such chicanery.

TinTin was forced to protect our delicate motherfucking sensibilities.

…that didn’t turn out the way I wanted. Damnit. Let’s try this:

Where A = “Wingnuts” & B = “Hillary Clinton” & C = “Women” & D = “Robin of Berkeley” ?

All A ~? B
B ? C
? All D = ten pounds of bullshit in a five-pound piss-soaked paper bag.

Well, it looked fine on preview, is all I gotta say.

A= underpants, B= liberals, C= gnomes.

Then there were the communist white girls who slept with black boys to entice them into Marxism. (Was Obama’s mother encouraged to be one of them?)

It’s a common view from conservatives and even moderates that people who sleep with people from another race are just trying to be interesting, or have a weird fetish, or are proving they think they’re too good for their peers.

And yes, the amount of insecurity that goes into generating that view is tremendous.

Ooooooh. That’s gonna be a problem, living right outside D.C. This place is fairly bursting with Negros. Good news , though: I haven’t been raped yet!!

DC resident here for the last ten years. You’d be surprised just how many white girls I know who haven’t been raped by a black guy. In fact, I’m polling 100%-0 among white girls known to me having ever been raped by a black guy. Or anyone, for that matter.

Which doesn’t stop some of them from being afraid of black people.

I think most of what wingnuts thinKing. is rooted in fear and insecurity. Why else would it rankle them so that people, somewhere, enjoy soccer?

I can see why these assholes though Buckley was a giant intellect. Compared to them, he was Einstein.

(My mango tree is bearing fruit now so I don’t have to leave the boat for mangoes.)

Aw. All my baby mangoes self-aborted. I still have baby quinces, but it’s just not the same.

So, let me try my hand and this “logic” business…

Conservatives hate liberals.
The majority of women are liberal.
Conservatives hate most women.
Also: puppies.

AT, dammit, AT this logic blah blah.

Is there some way I can work “sillyjism” into a political context here?

POOP.

Then there were the communist white girls who slept with black boys to entice them into Marxism. (Was Obama’s mother encouraged to be one of them?)

Wishful thinking, Robin?

Mmmm. Truly superlative unhinged weirdness in the comments section….

I knew that hippydom and the radical left had peaked in power when I no longer saw pretty women on Haight Street in San Francisco or on Telegraph Avenue in Berkeley. Women seek out and attach themselves to men and movements with power.

So where does one see the most attractive women these days? The conservative movement.
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While it’s true that the men of the left often behave like rapists, it’s also true that the women of the left frequently behave like prostitutes.
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Palin sees the left as just vermin that has to be defeated, which it is. Palin/Bachmann 2012!
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The left talks about rights that really amount to right to fulfill the lust of the flesh.
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I am heartened when someone reminds us of the truth of communism. Murder, rape, evil and death. .. Of course Hillary is a communist. BHO too.

Etc, etc. Nearly every comment is a gem.

Damn. Those folks need to get laid!

Then there were the communist white girls who slept with black boys to entice them into Marxism. (Was Obama’s mother encouraged to be one of them?)

Her modus needs more ponens.

A= underpants, B= liberals, C= gnomes fuching ferrets.

Fixed for ferreting.

I still have baby quinces, but it’s just not the same.

Ooooh, bitter.

Interest! W? N?

A post simply to change my nym back. I learned that you can type a hell of a lot of characters in the nym box and that it’s a bitch to go back and edit if you find you made a mistake near the beginning and that when you post it it will be cut short. Oh well,

PEE

(you can skip the first 40 seconds it’s just guitar tuning.)

Is there some way I can work “sillyjism” into a political context here?

Sillyjism — When a clown has an orgasm.

The radicals — both men and women — utilize a form of domestic terrorism which could have been designed by Lucifer, the fallen angel whom Alinsky idolized.

I did not know that. Jesus, the articles on that page are ridiculous. “Thinkers”, indeed.

I thought this sounded familiar.

Commenter Joseph Somsel from American Thinker:
Women seek out and attach themselves to men and movements with power.

General Jack D. Ripper from Dr. Strangelove:
Women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I do deny them my essence.

This is completely OT. I just had to share that somebody finally put into simple terms what I’ve been obsessing about for the last four or five years or so:

Remember, liberals are just people who don’t want to be slaves of conservacrooks. Conservacrooks want to be masters. Everyone else must be their slaves, fight/work/pay taxes in their stead.

(Look at some of his other posts today. Comical Signs-His-Posts-Guy was really going off today.)

doxastic:
Thanks for the word Sillygism, that’s great. Not only does it give a name to what i did while bored in logic class(“therefore i am the queen of France”), but in this context it makes me think of large black dudes ejaculating confetti.
Happy New Year!

Women seek out and attach themselves to men and movements with power.

I been pondering this.

No they don’t. Weak women attach themselves to men with power and, usually, money. Power is an aphrodisiac. Even some strong women do, but as a means to advance their own strength by draining the weak man who lucks into power or money or both.

But these are not the kind of women liberals want.

Well, maybe DKW, but I digress…

Sirius Lunacy: 255 characters, including spaces.

Yes, there is sexism on the left, but that’s because there is sexism everywhere. You can be against leftist sexism and still be on the left. Amazing, you don’t have to swallow everything your compatriots shit out! Try it sometime!

But these are not the kind of women liberals want.

Zacktly.

Conservative rhetoric = projection, projection and more projection.

“Amazing, you don’t have to swallow everything your compatriots shit out! Try it sometime!”

When did this become a scat thread?

Two conservatives, one cup.

Wow! The US came from two goals down in the WC to tie the score.

Got off the boat and saw she quotes Andrea Dworkin in support of her flimsy gotcha thesis. I guess she doesn’t use the syllogism “Dworkin=all feminists, Dworkin=lunatic fringe, therefore all feminists=lunatic fringe” that the right continues to pull out to this day.

Ooooooh. That’s gonna be a problem, living right outside D.C. This place is fairly bursting with Negros. Good news , though: I haven’t been raped yet!!

Well, any minute now, 6 of them will gang rape you, thus giving you the perfect excuse to be a racist. Every racist twunt I’ve ever had the misfortune to hear has a rape story. To Kill a Mockingbird…in real life.

To Kill a Mockingbird…in real life.

Any woman who has a chiffarobe is just asking for it.

Wow, did we really have to know about Robin of Berkeley’s tijuana-bible-style rape fantasies? Really??

Forget Robin’s minstrels, if Robin perished I think there would be much rejoicing.

Chiffarobe……..ooohh, that sounds sexy. Especially if she leaves the top three or four buttons undone…………Oh. Nevermind.

That’s funny. I read about half of it and was all like, “Jeebus, lady. The Sixties were over like 50 years ago or something. How old are you?”

It’s like a textbook example of being out-of-touch.

Somebody asked me t’other day about “you look like you’re dressed for a lynching”. WP ate my reply but I wanted to say then that most of my language informants here are Black. However, if I can remember when I see my white country gal coworker today I’ll ask her if she’s ever heard that expression.

After all, we are just east of Levy County where the pogrom occurred. Although come to think of it, Miss *** always lives in towns east of here. (At one point she was living in national laughing-stock Starke, FL.)

Levy and Gilchrist always give me that creepy whites-only vibe. Whereas Starke is very white but it is also a truck freight crossroads instead of backwoods hicksville.

Did I have a point or did I lose it somewhere?

BTDubz: Late in life, Eldridge Cleaver somehow became a die-hard Reaganite. Ergo, all conservative Republicans want our white women.

I read about half of it and was all like, “Jeebus, lady. The Sixties were over like 50 years ago or something. How old are you?”

By using the word “Berkeley” in her lusername, she gets out in front of your nattering negativity by claiming and embracing her retrograde fascination with dead-and-buried sexual and racial politics.

Chiffarobe……..ooohh, that sounds sexy.

You best quit thinking about people drawers.

Every racist twunt I’ve ever had the misfortune to hear has a rape story.

Given that about 1/3 of all women will be raped in their lifetime, I’d say rape stories have a prevalence below that but on the same order of magnitude as assholes. It’s what you do with it that counts.

“people’s.” SIGH.

Chiffarobe……..ooohh, that sounds sexy.

You best quit thinking about people drawers.

I just want to tug on her knobs.

WOO HOO!

Chiffarobe……..ooohh, that sounds sexy. Especially if she leaves the top three or four buttons undone…………Oh. Nevermind.

There’s a bust up that chiffarobe.

Maybe that sounded insincere. Let me share a personal story. My mother (who is white from Oklahoma) was gang-raped by Black teenagers when she was in college. It had a profound effect on her life. However–despite the fact that she is somewhat prejudiced (against j00z, too)–she never used being raped as an excuse to turn into a shouty racist ‘bagger twunt. Actually, she was fairly open-minded (for her) about the African-Americans she encountered in her adult life (such as my elementary school principal, whom she became a partisan for) but never really did warm up to j00z, despite living on the Eastern seaboard for twenty-odd years. So, funny story, I married a Jew. We have the best family reunions.

I was once manhandled by the preacher’s kid at a church lock-in as a couple people looked on too shocked to do anything until one eventually said “hey, cut that out.” GODDAMN CHRISTIANS!

From the comments:

So where does one see the most attractive women these days? The conservative movement.

Dude must be typing in braille, because there ain’t no way his eyeballs work properly. Coulter is of the “chick’s a dude” variety, Malkin is a hate-filled ball of pathetic concentration-camp cheer leading, and K-Lo is just … well … “beaten with an ugly stick of historic proportions” comes to mind.

There’s also the fact that what’s inside a woman* can make her more or less beautiful, depending on the woman. Which is something they just don’t seem to care about, or quite understand.

(*Totally unveiled boom chicka wow wow reference.)

WOO HOO!

*sniff*

I’ve…I’ve never been prouder to be a New Yorker…

So where does one see the most attractive women these days? The conservative movement.

There are no beer goggles in this world that would make Michele Malkin or Michelle Bachmann attractive.

Furthermore, many of those hot Southron sorority chicks working on their MRS espouse some pretty, er, “liberal” values. Some of them even grow up to vote DemonRatic. Also. Too.

Man, the real rape story wasn’t there when I started typing. I was pretty much making the same point, that we are the ones who give meaning to what happens to us; it doesn’t have to be the worst meaning, and only the worst people let it be so.

Case in point: the Left’s support for radical Islam, a culture tantamount to slavery for women.

Dowhatnow? Is she talking about Saudi Arabia?

Is she talking about Saudi Arabia?

Noooooooooooooo….because they’re the good guys!

Case in point: the Left’s support for radical Islam, a culture tantamount to slavery for women.

Dowhatnow? Is she talking about Saudi Arabia?

Also, I don’t know or even know of anybody on the left that supports radical Islam.

Also, I don’t know or even know of anybody on the left that supports radical Islam.

What? You’ve never heard of the Strawman Liberation Front?

Retired detective Joseph Tesoriere was busted in August of last year in a remote corner of Gateway National Park for exposing himself to an undercover park ranger.

What did the ranger hide that wide-brimmed hat under? A big duck head or something?

You’re viewing it in the wrong language… for “support for radical Islam”, read instead “not thinking every Muslim in the world should be in a detention camp, and/or believing that when we capture an actual terrorist, it’s possible to punish them without confirming every gruesome, frightening thing they’re told about us”.

Apparently, Ms. “Ignore the Census! Don’t Give Up Your Guns! We Might Need Them To Overthrow Obama” Michelle Bachmann’s husband has a thin skin and is blushing at the level of public discourse.

Strawman Liberation Front.

Bah. Splitters!

What did the ranger hide that wide-brimmed hat under? A big duck head or something?

It’s Brooklyn.

You really do not want to know.

Shut up, you Quislings!

Also, I don’t know or even know of anybody on the left that supports radical Islam.

I just ended a nice internet friendship with someone who posted a rant on Memorial Day claiming that the left admired the 9/11 terrorists and hated America. When I responded by politely asking her who she was referring to and would she please provide a quote, her response was to say that she didn’t have to provide a name and a quote, that it was her belief that leftist felt that way and it was her right to believe it, and therefore it was true. Then as proof that the left hated America she posted a link to the Helen Thomas video.

Nice lady who I get on with on other subjects entirely, but it sure put the damper on my spirits. I probably won’t be visiting her much.

What? You’ve never heard of the Strawman Liberation Front?
No, but I have heard of the Liberation Front for Strawmen.

Actually, I think it kinda works this way. I argue with wingnuts who support radical Christendom and/or radical Judaism and I point out to them that those are much the same as radical Islam. Since they believe that the things they support are good things, they think that I am trying to convince them that radical Islam is also a good thing when I am trying to show them that they are all bad things. But in their minds it translates to me supporting radical Islam. And therefore liberals support radical Islam.

From actor’s link…

duck-faced sociopath Michele Bachmann…

I fucking love that description.

Actually, I think it kinda works this way. I argue with wingnuts who support radical Christendom and/or radical Judaism and I point out to them that those are much the same as radical Islam. Since they believe that the things they support are good things, they think that I am trying to convince them that radical Islam is also a good thing when I am trying to show them that they are all bad things. But in their minds it translates to me supporting radical Islam. And therefore liberals support radical Islam.

You’ve distilled nine years of voluminous bullshit to the key points.

her response was to say that she didn’t have to provide a name and a quote,

“You don’t have to have evidence, your honor”

Apparently, Ms. “Ignore the Census! Don’t Give Up Your Guns! We Might Need Them To Overthrow Obama” Michelle Bachmann’s husband has a thin skin and is blushing at the level of public discourse.

You’ve gotta love this response:
Forp. It says “Forp Michele Bachmann.” It makes no sense whatsoever, so she should be able to understand it.

Also, I am waiting for someone to point out to these folks who are in tyrannical government positions or currently running for tyrannical government positions who keep hinting that it might be a good time for a bloody uprising against the tyrannical government are really just asking people to shoot them.

Robin of Berkeley

*Potentially Relevant True Story*

When I was a wee semi-feral sprog & lived in the boondocks of the Sunshine Coast {cue trippy harp} … our family had a St. Bernard whose full name was Sir Yonkers Of Bannerstone. That dog was a purebred who’d been placed by its previous owner into several Hollywood movies to do cameos – & that dog was every bit as much of a narcissistic half-wit arsehole as any other movie celebrity. We renamed him Sneakers.

*Snark of Teh Day Award*

Wingnut attempting to apply formal logic to politics.

No, that’s all. THAT IS ITS OWN SNARK.

I rather doubt Russell, Husserl & Wittgenstein are exactly shitting their coffins over the great Robin of Berkeley’s slagnum opus.

Wingnuts have a sixth sense about these things.

Robin:

The women’s movement arose partly because women were locked out of positions of authority in the antiwar and civil rights movements.

Yes, the women’s movement arose in the 60s, from whence all ungrooviness did flow.

Also:

But while some men departed, what about the Left’s women? Did any of them wake up?

The only woman who comes to mind is Patty Hearst, who wrote a book about her ordeal. But Hearst was kidnapped into the movement, and she was eventually rescued and deprogrammed.

Women on the left just gave up fighting for the rights of women.

The left talks about rights that really amount to right to fulfill the lust of the flesh.

The commenter makes this sound like a bad thing.

There’s also the fact that what’s inside a woman* can make her more or less beautiful, depending on the woman.

This immediately came to mind.

Ooooooh. That’s gonna be a problem, living right outside D.C. This place is fairly bursting with Negros. Good news , though: I haven’t been raped yet!!

Yes, but if you have ever wanted to ride the Metro and called customer service for information and had to deal with a surly attitude, then you have endured the unbearable DC white man’s burden of tolerating a surly attitude from uppity Negroes who were given those jobs as reparation and don’t show the proper gratitude.

Or something. I mean, I was earnestly informed of how very terrible it was that “we gave them” those jobs (because they were capable of creating nothing on their own) and yet had surly attitudes when I was a wet-behind-the-ears freshly minted public servant.

But I guess it didn’t take because I come from New England and all the slave blue collar jobs are held by raw red-skinned white descendants of Irish Catholic and Cockney trash who will give up that job over your dead body.

Not that long after coworker Brad unleashed the ranty-rant about surly METRO customer service, an MBTA (that’s Boston) customer service line employee HUNG UP ON a caller asking for information, apparently the last straw in a long history of extremely snippy info line operators (they’re always snippy up there if they think you’re wasting their time, and I mean, hello, customers? always wasting your time), leading to at least one firing and oaths of reform. Needless to say (this being New England) the employee in question was white.

On a personal note, I do have the one anecdote with WMATA in high school when I called from the station to figure out if the bus I needed to catch left from that station or another station (it cost $1.10 just to walk in and out of the station and I was a high school student, so this was sirius bidness) and the operator interrupted me a tone of high dudgeon, Are you calling from a Metro station?!?. Uh, yes? That’s why I’m calling?

It was so horrible and wounding that it not only evened the scales of 500 years of racism and oppression, it actually made me the victim.

Yes, the women’s movement arose in the 60s, from whence all ungrooviness did flow

We will not know true grooviness until the 2060’s

I argue with wingnuts who support radical Christendom and/or radical Judaism and I point out to them that those are much the same as radical Islam.

And then his head exploded, Your Honor.

Biden pawns Barton

http://crooksandliars.com/nicole-belle/biden-barton-astonishing-and-outrageo

Except, it’s not “radical;” it’s “fundamental.”

Then there were the communist white girls who slept with black boys to entice them into Marxism. (Was Obama’s mother encouraged to be one of them?)

I would just like to point out that I am kind of curious about Marxism, too. Just in case, you know, anyone would like to entice me.

Biden pawns Barton

Shorter GO(B)P. If you are a criminal because you illegally crossed the border to try to find a job and put food on the table and perhaps take away one American job, then you should be arrested and persecuted to the full extent of the law and then some. If you are a criminal because you killed 11 people and put thousands of Americans out of a job because the record breaking profits you are already making are just not enough, then you should be rewarded and encouraged to repeat that behavior.

I would just like to point out that I am kind of curious about Marxism, too. Just in case, you know, anyone would like to entice me.

I hear ya, brother. Perky breasts would be a big assit in effecting my conversion. Just sayin’.

our family had a St. Bernard whose full name was Sir Yonkers Of Bannerstone.

WOOT!! City of Hills FTW!!

The women’s movement arose partly because women were locked out of positions of authority in the antiwar and civil rights movements.

No it didn’t. It came from the oppressive suffrage of the 20’s.

Except, it’s not “radical;” it’s “fundamental.”

I say crazy, you say insane. It’s all the same in the end.

No it didn’t. It came from the oppressive suffrage of the 20’s.

Tsam neglects the “because HIPPIES” argument.

I would just like to point out that I am kind of curious about Marxism, too. Just in case, you know, anyone would like to entice me.

Karl curious?

Tsam neglects the “because HIPPIES” argument.

And goes straight for the old “because FLAPPERS” standby.

Karl curious male seeks communist white female for dinner, dancing and little late night enticing.

Then there were the communist white girls who slept with black boys to entice them into Marxism. (Was Obama’s mother encouraged to be one of them?)

No, white girls slept with black boys because there is a commonly-held belief that…..oh, never mind. I’ll tell you when you’re older.

I normally resent being directed to right wing pornography, but this Robin and her commenters are the biggest collection of bigots I have ever seen.

Robin’s whole case, if one can call dribble like this a case, is based on assertions and facts that are in evidence only in the mind of the writers.

The Right Wing writes about Liberals the way Hitler wrote about the Jews, except Hitler was less fanatical than the modern Right Winger.

I cannot be the only moderate to progressive person who describes myself as a liberal to yearn for a split between those fools on the Right and us. The assertion that is made by many over this “article” (hateful bile would be more accurate) that the “physically beautiful women” come to the right must thrill Kathy Jean Lopez as she pines away waiting for Nepto, The Fat Liberal Slayer son of Lucianne to convert to Roman Catholicism and take her, Harlequin style. on the beach while oil scum washes over them and they pray for the profits of BP>

Serious derangement of mind has left these right wing idiots so full of hate they could kill your lawn by looking at it,

PS: What a fucking nutjob.

I knew that hippydom and the radical left had peaked in power when I no longer saw pretty women anorexic bleached-blond face-lifted fake-boobed spike-heeled Ayran uber-bitches on Haight Street in San Francisco or on Telegraph Avenue in Berkeley. Women anorexic bleached-blond face-lifted fake-boobed spike-heeled Ayran uber-bitches seek out and attach themselves to men and movements with power.

So where does one see the most attractive women anorexic bleached-blond face-lifted fake-boobed spike-heeled Ayran uber-bitches these days? The conservative movement.

FIFY.

Flappers led America down the path to ruin.

PPS: Vacuumslayer, don’t think I forgot that comment about furries in the last post. I always remember. I’m like an elephant…….

…..shit.

Then there were the communist white girls who slept with black boys to entice them into Marxism. (Was Obama’s mother encouraged to be one of them?)

Well, guys will agree to just about anything if they think it will get them laid. But then they never call and when it comes time to redistribute the wealth they’re just nowhere to be found.

oh, never mind. I’ll tell you when you’re older.

When you know what you want from life.

Tsam neglects the “because HIPPIES” argument.

Weren’t all those booze runners hippies?

PS – for you younguns: the punch line is at the very end. Just wait for it.

“Except, it’s not “radical;” it’s “fundamental.”

I say crazy, you say insane. It’s all the same in the end.”

Weird how that happens, no? How can something that is fundamental to a particular religion turn out to be radical. Fundamental and radical are, like, opposites. Confused, again, I am.

*shudder*

shouldhavestayedintheboat…shouldhavestayedintheboat…

Just read thru the comments section (always the best part of these websites – the author has to follow some kind of twisted blueprint, but the comments is where Teh Crazy truly unleashes itself and NOTHING has to make sense).

Too many posts to repeat here. However, I do find it hysterical just how much they’ll bawl and bawl and bawl about how mean people are being to Sarah Palin given that their own record in that respect (Hillary Clinton, Geraldine Ferraro) predates Palin by over twenty years.

Also, we shouldn’t forget about the capitalist girls who would sleep with communist boys to entice them.

PS – for you younguns: the punch line is at the very end. Just wait for it.

Apples are delicious.

Weird how that happens, no? How can something that is fundamental to a particular religion turn out to be radical. Fundamental and radical are, like, opposites. Confused, again, I am.

I suspect that if you were to ask a “radical” Islamist he would insis that he is a “fundamental” Islamist and it’s the “fundamental” Christians and Jews that are “radicals”. It’s all in the point of view. As far as I can tell, they are all dangerous.

How come nobody ever offers to entice slender, flexible women into anything? Always the enticer, never the enticee.

Two thoughts on this. The first is that if you are on the left, you are expected to agree with, and be responsible for, every single thing ever said or done by a leftist, no matter how extreme and marginalized. However, if you are on the right, you can embrace the most extreme organizations and people given to saying horribly sexist and racist things, and put them in policy making roles, then, when it’s pointed out, you can say “Well, that’s just one fringe opinion. It’s not fair to tar the whole movement because of one person.”

Second:
What? You’ve never heard of the Strawman Liberation Front?

Around the time of the invasion of Iraq, two related ideas were common among the wingnuts. (1) Liberals are sexists, because by being opposed to the conquering of all Muslim countries they are complicit in the treatment of women in those countries; (2) Western feminists are racists, because by being opposed to the conquering of all Muslim countries, they appear to care more about the (comparatively) minor issues faced by Western women (insert straw man anecode about a workplace harassment claim the speaker believes was frivolous) than the very real physical threats faced by women in Muslim countries.

The patent facts that (A) invading and destabilizing a country and turning it into a multi-sided civil war might not be the best way to advance the cause of women; (B) organizations like RAWA, who were actively fighting for the rights of women in Muslim countries were a laughingstock on the right until they became politically useful; and (C) the status of women in (stalwart ally) Saudi Arabia is arguably worse than it was in (demonic enemy) Saddam’s Iraq did not seem to affect this line of argument.

How come nobody ever offers to entice slender, flexible women into anything? Always the enticer, never the enticee.

My psychiatrist blames the lingering Galt.

How come nobody ever offers to entice slender, flexible women into anything?

I assure you that I spent my youth trying to entice slender, flexible women into all sorts of things. Unfortunately, in most cases, I was deemed to be not enticing enough.

How come nobody ever offers to entice slender, flexible women into anything? Always the enticer, never the enticee.

Actor is always trying to entice them to see his etchings.

Lurking Canadian said,

June 18, 2010 at 19:31

Hard to keep track of all the bullshit, isn’t it?

not a gator: Yeah, when P.J. O’Rourke wrote about “a big, resentful woman, the kind who you’d find behind the counter at the Department of Motor Vehicles,” I wonder which race he had in mind?

(That quote may not be word-for-word accurate, because I don’t feel like looking this up, but it’s pretty damn close.)

FINALLY! Some Truth about Obama

Favorite O’Rourke quote: “I’m a registered Republican and consider socialism a violation of the American principle that you shouldn’t stick your nose in other people’s business except to make a buck.”

Yes, he actually said that.

This is rich:

Jonathan Chait is envious of the Bradley prize winners. He writes that “nothing like this exists on the liberal side.”

The liberal version is called tenure, Jonathan, and it’s worth a heck of a lot more than $250,000. Sometimes, the liberal version is called the MacArthur fellowship. A lot of lucky lefties get both.

A National Review writer ought to know from freebies.

Did Milton Friedman get tenure? Just asking.

Perky breasts would be a big assit in effecting my conversion.

Um, I’m sorry, but most liberal men are at least nominally in shape.

How come nobody ever offers to entice slender, flexible women into anything? Always the enticer, never the enticee.

Look, I’ve been trying but you keep saying no.

Flappers led America down the path to ruin.

Once open, Pandora’s box can never be shut.

How come nobody ever offers to entice slender, flexible women into anything? Always the enticer, never the enticee.

Hey, the van’s in the shop.

How come nobody ever offers to entice slender, flexible women into anything? Always the enticer, never the enticee.

I just successfully enticed a slender, flexible woman to go away and leave me alone. But, that’s just my job. Customer service!

The liberal version is called tenure, Jonathan, and it’s worth a heck of a lot more than $250,000. Sometimes, the liberal version is called the MacArthur fellowship. A lot of lucky lefties get both.

And no righties ever get either? Mmm hmm.

I will choose as my enemy all the people who know stuff.

I hate these guys especially.

Knowing stuff is theft.

I hate these guys especially.

VPR University

We have a mole in our midsts:

Hoo boy, what a week, am I right? I say “boy” to no one in particular, and certainly not to our president, who is not a boy, but a strapping, tall, well-muscled man! Historically, white women who call black men “boys” are also inclined to demand that near-strangers bust up their chiffarobes, and I do not own one of these.

(Chiffarobes! Not black men! LOLOLOLOL! You guys!)

Hmm, among last year’s MacArthur recipients were researchers in notorious bastions of leftism like applied math, computer vision, geriatrics, infectious diseases, applied physics, and OH DEAR GOD NO ornithology.

Holy Birth of a Nation! I got off the boat to see if she really said exactly what the shorter indicated she said. And you know what? I have no idea what she was saying … those were some mighty hallucinogenic rotten mangos!

The only thing I could parse was the dog-whistle (c.f. the last thread) at the end: Lucifer, the fallen angel whom Alinsky idolized..

I guess my entry for Alternative Shorter is

“A vote for a Democrat is a vote for having Jews Communists let Black men rape your women.”

“A vote for a Democrat is a vote for having Jews Communists let Black men rape your women.”

We be translatin’ this as: “Can we dance wif yo dates?”

(A) invading and destabilizing a country and turning it into a multi-sided civil war might not be the best way to advance the cause of women;

Bomb blasts advance the cause freedom, which is not free dontcha know? You have to break a few heads to make a liberty sammich. That’s called collateral damage, and when it’s called that instead of murder it’s ok.

Heads up, so to speak: I’m willing to be enticed into ornithology, as long as it’s not all tits and boobies.

Ornithology has all the cocks you could ever want.

Heads up, so to speak: I’m willing to be enticed into ornithology, as long as it’s not all tits and boobies.

Where else can you study woodpeckers?

Ornithology has all the cocks you could ever want.

HAH! Bet you thought you shut me out, boyyyyeeeeee!

Heads up, so to speak: I’m willing to be enticed into ornithology, as long as it’s not all tits and boobies.

You’d settle for 95% tits and boobies and breasts then?

Working…..tits……..boobies…….woodpeckers………cocks……..chiffarobes…….cigarette?

No wonder the righties rail against ornithology.

OH DEAR GOD NO ornithology.
Everybody knows that the word ornithology is derived from the word ????????? which is Greek for left.

Everybody knows that the word ornithology is derived from the word ????????? which is Greek for left

*shrug*

It’s all Greek to me.

Hey, speaking of dogwhistles (bird calls?), the use of the term shakedown to describe the BP escrow account rang a bell.

A blast from the past, Regenery style.

Gotta go, loony libs, I’m starting to drink early today.

?????????

Stupid Greeks didn’t know shit about anything. MY HEROES.

Well damn, this showed up just fine in the preview.

I hear cowbirds sometimes become little abortionists, and some bird species live in big free sex communes… hey, ornithology sounds like good kinky fun for the whole family!

No wonder the righties rail against ornithology.

It’s all red breasted this,yellow breasted that and brown breasted other. The only thing the righties can identify with is the White Breasted Nuthatch.

It’s all red breasted this,yellow breasted that and brown breasted other. The only thing the righties can identify with is the White Breasted Nuthatch.

Well, that and the Double Wetsuited Dildo Bird.

I’m starting to drink early today.

Have one for me! I had to stop early. I’m riding.

Don’t forget the red-necked warbler, AKA Trent Lott.

This site likes Unicode values. Use this.

No wonder the righties rail against ornithology.

Ever seen a bird fly with just its right wing?

“Everybody knows that the word ornithology is derived from the word ????????? which is Greek for left

*shrug*

It’s all Greek to me.”

Anybody know any Norwegian composers?

It’s all Grieg to me.

OH DEAR GOD NO ornithology.
Everybody knows that the word ornithology is derived from the word αριστερά which is Greek for left.

Hey, where are the white women at?

(It had to be done).

Heh. It works, thanks SM.

It’s all Greek to me.”

It’s all Grieg to me.

It’s all Creed to me

/threadkill

Poe’s Law Test from the American Spectator.

Remarkulus| 6.17.10 @ 1:31PM
Yes, let us all weep. For the mean old ObamaHitler has once again used his unholy and illegal powers of persuasion to goad a helpless international oil company into spending what probably amounts to the next 48.5 years of profit just so the lazy bastards who are getting all this free time off from work can get theirs. How will BP innovate? Where will they find their next meal? Where oh where is Sheriff Arpaio to deport the ObamaHitler? Can anyone stop him? Clearly, no.

If it were for brave Americans like Barton and Kaminsky, the ObamaHitler would likely ask HolderGoebbels to immediately enforce tithing laws that they made up somewhere between the 13th and 14th at Pebble Beach during their daily golf tour of the United Muslim States.

[Spectatortards differ, gocart shrugs his shoulders]
JCfromDC| 6.17.10 @ 9:56PM
Remarkulus:
It woud be closer with EmanuelGoebbels and HolderHimmler. Sorry to nitpick, but… Wouldn’t that make a HillaryEva, too? Or would that be ClintonBraun? And BidenHess (but that would almost put down Hess)

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Grzmlyk| 6.18.10 @ 10:45AM
Don’t forget Remarkulus/Bozo.

Or would that be ClintonBraun?

That sounds like an electric razor.

How come nobody ever offers to entice slender, flexible women into anything? Always the enticer, never the enticee.

Hi there! Would you like to make a lot of money selling Amway? It is easy and fun, and you will make lots of new friends! Much better friends than the ones you will lose selling Amway!

Holy Birth of a Nation! I

The one time I did drag many years ago my persona was Bertha Van Ation. I have no clue as to why I’m telling you this.

I have no clue as to why I’m telling you this.

Sharia cred. This makes you an Übergruppenimam at the least.

This makes you an Übergruppenimam at the least.

So he gets the slot ahead of Rachel Maddow?

So he gets the slot ahead of Rachel Maddow?

I’m not an expert on the hierarchy but I gather the top slot is always open because you have to cut your own head off.

“Or would that be ClintonBraun?”
“That sounds like an electric razor.”

Armpit hair is the Jew of Liberal Fascism!

AHA!

I finally figured out why right wingers can’t stand soccer!

They have to root for brown sand people to beat England in order for us to advance!

Ironic because TeaBagging also involves head butting a ball.

Ironic because TeaBagging also involves head butting a ball.

Remind me not to have sex with gocart mozart.

Remind me not to have sex with gocart mozart.

Damn. And we already paid for the alterations to your gimp suit.

I mean, THE gimp suit.

UNPENIS

*crossing legs*

One of the strips stuck to a very sensitive spot — and an over-energetic tug by one of his friends tore off six of his seven layers of skin, the newspaper said.

When I was young we only had ONE layer and you had to steal THAT from leftover sausages.

FRODO LIVES!

“Hippie chicks said yes to antiwar men who said no. Then there were the communist white girls who slept with black boys to entice them into Marxism. (Was Obama’s mother encouraged to be one of them?)”

Yes, Hippie Chicks said yes, The Antiwar Men said NO! while commie-girls sucked black cock which as we all know, leads to Marxism.

And more than likely we can assume that Obama’s father was sucked right into Marxism by his Hippie Chick Liberal Elitist mother who said yes to Antiwar Men who said No! which led Obama’s mother to such another cock which led to another Marxist being born which then led to the nail-bomb blow-up in Grenwich Village which rocked the Liberal Leftist Army from City College to City Lights Bookstore where Jack Kerourac was puffing a fattie thinking about getting his cock sucked, but he wasn’t black…

Remind me not to have sex with gocart mozart.

Don’t forget not to remember not to not have sex with gocarts or Mozart.

Hippie chicks said yes to antiwar men who said no.

So women were turned down and somehow that led to rape? Huh?

DC resident here for the last ten years. You’d be surprised just how many white girls I know who haven’t been raped by a black guy. In fact, I’m polling 100%-0 among white girls known to me having ever been raped by a black guy. Or anyone, for that matter.

It’s just a matter of time. All black guys ever think about is rape. Rape, rape, rape…all the time.

Yes, let us all weep.

Why don’t you cry about, baby? Nyah. I thought you were gonna weep like a bitch, not puke a long string of the world’s most psychotic thoughts. I’ll bet your dog has the speech down better, Son of Rush.

I would just like to point out that I am kind of curious about Marxism, too. Just in case, you know, anyone would like to entice me.

Um, I might be able to entice you. I probably wouldn’t be able to teach you about Marxism, because the only thing I know about it is stuff I learned from Groucho, soooo…

gm, UR DOIN IT RONG

FYWP

Don’t forget not to remember not to not have sex with gocarts or Mozart.

What part of “Remind me not” don’t you not understand?

And more than likely we can assume that Obama’s father was sucked right into Marxism by his Hippie Chick Liberal Elitist mother who said yes to Antiwar Men who said No! which led Obama’s mother to such another cock which led to another Marxist being born which then led to the nail-bomb blow-up in Grenwich Village which rocked the Liberal Leftist Army from City College to City Lights Bookstore where Jack Kerourac was puffing a fattie thinking about getting his cock sucked, but he wasn’t black…

Correct.

Furthermore;

The socialists and the Prussian aristocracy stabbed our brave boys in the back, in cooperation with the Jewish-controlled communists who took over Russia and dropped it out of the war, which enabled victory for the Jewish-controlled capitalists in Britain and France, who were looking for revenge for the Dreyfuss Affair which is central to my point because it proves that all Jews are German spies.

More importantly, Jews control the socialists and communists. Why? Because they understand that only be creating movements that demand the complete abolition of property, wealth and capitalism can Jewish bankers remain rich and control society. See?

Hee hee! Nah, I’m kidding, we’re not really Nazis. Had you going for a minute there, didn’t I? But George Wallace correctly points out to liberals that he was killing Nazis when those punks were in diapers. So you see, the lesson here is that liberals who hate George Wallace must love Nazis. And therefore a strike against liberals is a strike against Nazism and for the purity of our white race.

PPS: Vacuumslayer, don’t think I forgot that comment about furries in the last post. I always remember. I’m like an elephant…….

Good! I look forward to seeing what you come up with for our next meeting. I want to be a squirrel. Make it happen.

It’s just a matter of time. All black guys ever think about is rape. Rape, rape, rape…all the time.

It is sickening how rape seems to be such a persistent thread among white trash. You mention rape and the image of a black man springs instantly to their View-Master minds.

“Remind me not to have sex with gocart mozart.”

Consider yourself reminded.

Badger for me. The stinking kind, to be precise.

Two thoughts on this. The first is that if you are on the left, you are expected to agree with, and be responsible for, every single thing ever said or done by a leftist, no matter how extreme and marginalized.

This seems fair to me. Even though I was a child when Dworkin was saying her most controversial stuff, I am most definitely responsible for it. Yup. That seems right.

“gm, UR DOIN IT RONG”

Chin is part of the head amirite. Wingnuts tell me this is exclusively a gay thing. Is they wrong?

It is sickening how rape seems to be such a persistent thread among white trash. You mention rape and the image of a black man springs instantly to their View-Master minds.

They go straight to rape when when discussing gay rights, too. I think it’s pure projection. I think because they have sick, bullying tendencies they assume everyone else does too.

You know what people say about assuming? It makes and ass of you and me, but especially you because you’re a fucking psychotic asshole who needs to be punched in the neck.

The socialists and the Prussian aristocracy stabbed our brave boys in the back, in cooperation with the Jewish-controlled communists who took over Russia… capitalists in Britain and France… German spies… Nazis… George Wallace… liberals… white race.

Don’t forget the Papists!

Don’t forget the Papists!

Some of us don’t even trust the Baptists. Or the Anabaptists. Or when Anna baptized us.

Yes vacuumslayer, I think Santorum would totally have man on dog sex if it was legal. Many fear that if gay marriage were legal, they would want to get gay married also. Same thing with goat fucking also.

Anal Baptists?

Don’t forget the Papists!

All in good time. Fer now, we gotta keep Franco happy.

“Some of us don’t even trust the Baptists. Or the Anabaptists. Or when Anna baptized us.”

What about the Bananafofanabaptists? Are they cool?

Yes vacuumslayer, I think Santorum would totally have man on dog sex if it was legal. Many fear that if gay marriage were legal, they would want to get gay married also. Same thing with goat fucking also.

Totally. Yeah, I forgot, wingnuts go straight from gay marriage to dog rape, too. That’s not indicative of a sick mind at work at all….

Anal Baptists?

Purity pledge-takers who think butt secks doesn’t count.

“Don’t forget the Papists!”

Cool it with the Pap Smears mkay.

Anal Baptists?

There’s a scriptural basis in Exodus:

And he said, I beseech thee, shew me thy glory.

…

And the LORD said, Behold, there is a place by me, and thou shalt stand upon a rock:

And it shall come to pass, while my glory passeth by, that I will put thee in a clift of the rock, and will cover thee with my hand while I pass by:

And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts: but my face shall not be seen.

And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts: but my face shall not be seen.

VgoatseR

Substance McGravitas said,

Hah!

A very sick thought;

According to the laws of the Old Testament, if I remember right, a woman who’d been raped was expected to marry her attacker within the week (because sex w/out marriage = sin, ‘member).

One wonders if that’s why some of the really Bible-thumping white trash are so obsessed with the idea. Having your daughter raped by a black man would mean God wants you to invite him into the family.

Am I reading too much into this?

And he said, I beseech thee, shew me thy glory.

GOATSEWREKT!

Am I reading too much into this?

‘Spose some of them found out that this was a good way to score a desired wife who didn’t return your affections.

That’s part of the Bible that is God’s Law, but one of the laws we ignore. The arbiter of such things is my pastor. And GW Bush. Also.

Hey!

Aw ferrgetit. This place needs threads, man, so’s you know, you just KNOW you know, wherein lies the replies to. What. Also.

Quit making assumptions

“Late to the party said,
June 18, 2010 at 22:17

Aw ferrgetit. This place needs threads, man, so’s you know, you just KNOW you know, wherein lies the replies to. What. Also.”

I would really dig that, too. But what do I know? I’m just a lowly giraffe-puncher.

Here’s what I wanted to post there, but I’m banned, praise be.

ice

Ahh, a lovely tour of the wingnut fringe of the wingnut fringe. So refreshing to get a refresher in the crystal logic, the Occam’s Backhoe that is way-weird right thinking. I’ve learned that crazed rapist leftists are responsible for Indian abortions—Eldridge Cleaver wants to kill those honky girls, not their own vicious cultural slant toward patriarchal power. The Power! And the poor performance of Sarah Palin in, well, pretty much every opportunity open to distinguished half-term governors. Oh, and Mayella Ewell is indeed fictional, so there goes that argument, except for a few hundred documented cases of lynching provoked by real-life Mayellas on the stand ashamed of their real-life inconvenient sexual dalliances with real life black men, such as the Scottsboro boys, convicted repeatedly by leftist juries of ACLU jew-commies despite their heroic constitutional defense by salt-of-the-earth local folks who know right from wrong. Oh, sorry, reverse that, Jew-commies on the other side…nevermind, it’s all the same to a charred corpse, hands tied behind its back, severed genitals in its mouth. Like most good fiction, TKM is quite real. Compare it to your average 21st century blog-poster’s grasp of the facts, and what do you get? A Great Depression caused by liberals despite the fact that they are, oh, out of the legislatures, suppressed in the states, unacquainted with the executive for 12 years, scarce on the federal bench, and invisible among leading economic advisors. Just look in the birth announcements section of any major Hawaiian newspaper and you’ll find plenty of evidence that liberals caused the Great Depression. Just ask Amity Shlaes. She knows.
I learn that my fellow Midwesterners are above the terrible racial abuse rampant on the streets of Berkely, where young bucks’ tribal jungle urges shatter the lives of young white women in a brief casual passing instant. We are better! Perhaps because we have few blacks. Powerless to rebut—I’m only one man, after all, and your case is built on…well, one anecdote. Science of course is useless, because of Climategate, and it’s only a godly miracle that my Blackberry keeps working. I’m only confused that the role of Acorn has escaped your notice in this. Acorn is a leftist organization, and it admits Negroes, I’m told, and compels noble young white college students into the practice of pimpery and prostitution, with video to prove it.
By the way, regardless of how rude or even frightening it may be for a woman to be accosted or propositioned on the street, it isn’t rape. Have you folks noticed that you talked yourself into rape—(violence, expressed in sexual terms but not sexual at all, except perhaps for angry lonely men (white, mostly) who live in their mother’s basement with a bunch of guns)—from a single anecdote of ugly speech between strangers on a street? You swallowed then amplified an analogy which is faultier than a BP deep well. In the process you made that incident into a metaphor for things it isn’t remotely like, based on assumptions that are mostly false, tinted and slanted by your own notions of black people and liberals? That is bad behavior, intellectually and civically corrupt. At least you stand by your work; if you didn’t, we’d have to add cowardice to the list.
And what would Jesus do? Hint: not what you’re doing. There’s a simple, clear analogy for you . You are not Christians.
Oh, and wilding, a nice touch there X of Y or whatever your false name is—I’m guessing you’re Harper Lee, not at all run over by a bus and hoping to keep your and Truman Capote’s dark secret a few more years. Facts a-comin’!
a. Wilding was a cop word, a PR stunt, a nice little bit of scary flavor. The young men arrested in the original ‘wilding’ incident in Central Park told the police they were doing “the wild thing.” Apparently the police were unfamiliar with the dialect these dangerous dusky fellows were using and concocted ‘wilding’ on the spot.
b. and who used it? Rudy Giuliani. To his credit, he probably wasn’t aware of the flaws in the case; he was only…US Attorney for NY at the time…nah, he would never use the terrible misfortune of an American to advance his own political career. Unless he was trailing David Dinkins. Or it was a day ending in –y. Not our Rudy! Noun, verb, wilding. Noun, verb, 9/11. Never mind, of course, because justice was served!
b. Except it wasn’t. The young men in question—certainly no saints—were railroaded by the cops, tortured into confessions (more bad intel…imagine that) and convicted based on withheld exculpatory evidence. Their convictions were vacated—sentences not commuted, case not retried, charges not dropped—vacated. They were not, or never were guilty. That’s shameful; the shame attaches to anybody who uses the incident or its word in any context without pointing out the truth. The real rapist was
c. A US citizen of Hispanic descent named Matias Reyes. He confessed after DNA evidence made it clear he was responsible. Then—gevalt!—he converted to Christianity! Yay! All is forgiven!
But, true to the form of thuggish, half-inch-deep thinking on the far right, wilding it is. A metaphor is a metaphor, whether it’s based on a lie or not.
You are bad, bad people and you are hurting America.

Needs. A. Shorter.

Toot Sweet.

How is the Giraffe punching business these days? I was heretofore totally unaware of the human-camelopardalis pugilism scene. Do you let them punch back or is it more of a kick?

Hell of a speech, ice9. Even better is the fact that you’re on their blacklist.

“77south said,
June 18, 2010 at 22:32

How is the Giraffe punching business these days? I was heretofore totally unaware of the human-camelopardalis pugilism scene. Do you let them punch back or is it more of a kick?”

it’s a pretty sweet deal because I distract them, by saying something like “oh man! Look at those tender tender leaves over there!! They look DELICIOUS!”. When they look,I sucker punch them. It’s exactly as awesome as you’re imagining to be.

What about me?

And he said, I beseech thee, shew me thy glory.

GOATSEWREKT!

Ezekiel saw God’s rim, way in the middle of the air.

And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts

But as you have seen the Monkey’s Tail, we must pronounce the worst sentence, which is — Go Free.

Ornithology: nauka o pticama

[Kicks the stupid woman in the skull with steel-toed Docs]

Thus do I refute Robin of Berkeley.

“donut puncher said,
June 18, 2010 at 22:44

What about me?”

You do god’s work.

That’s part of the Bible that is God’s Law, but one of the laws we ignore. The arbiter of such things is my pastor. And GW Bush. Also.

Yes, it’s weird… Every time I bring up a particularly nasty verse in the Old Testament, they tell me that Jesus came along and established a new covenant that means we no longer have to abide by those rules. But they still choose to abide by some of the old rules (most especially the ones concerning gayness). No one’s ever explained to me where they draw the line, but I have a sneaking suspicion it’s entirely arbitrary and based on whatever the passions of the moment are.

What the fuck is ?

Yes, it’s weird… Every time I bring up a particularly nasty verse in the Old Testament, they tell me that Jesus came along and established a new covenant that means we no longer have to abide by those rules. But they still choose to abide by some of the old rules (most especially the ones concerning gayness). No one’s ever explained to me where they draw the line, but I have a sneaking suspicion it’s entirely arbitrary and based on whatever the passions of the moment are.

Yeah, arbitrary being a euphemism for batshit stupid crazy. I noticed they never respond to being called out on that stuff with anything other than evasion and “shutup, that’s why, ok?”

Some then go on to tie intellectualism is with evil. I wonder how the thousands of people who died fighting just to get the Bible translated to the vernacular would think of people who would parse the verses for what suits their own veiled gayness and disregard the rest. I’m guessing they’re turning in their mass graves.

Fungus and bug P00P.

Reminder: Sensible people do not have sex w/ people they meet on the Internet.

Extra-sensible people will not have sex w/ people who spend time on the Internet.

No one’s ever explained to me where they draw the line, but I have a sneaking suspicion it’s entirely arbitrary and based on whatever the passions of the moment are.

This shows precisely why you need an organised religion with a hierarchy of priests of pastors or whatever rather than let people read the holy book on their own.

Um, I might be able to entice you. I probably wouldn’t be able to teach you about Marxism, because the only thing I know about it is stuff I learned from Groucho, soooo…

“I once rose up against the bourgeoisie in my pajamas. How the borgeoisie got into my pajamas I’ll never know!”

Consider me enticed!

Reminder: Sensible people do not have sex w/ people they meet on the Internet.

Extra-sensible people will not have sex w/ people who spend time on the Internet.

Sensibility is grossly overrated.

STD cures are grossly over-priced.

Yet worth every fucking penny

(((scratch scratch scratch))) OUCH!

Reminder: Sensible people do not have sex w/ people they meet on the Internet.

Extra-sensible people will not have sex w/ people who spend time on the Internet.

I’ve not been very sensible 🙁

or possibly 🙂

I’ve not been very sensible 🙁

Oooohhh. Story! Do tell. And make it all Penthouse Forum like, if you don’t mind. No goatse. A good artist would imply the goatse but not show it. It’s just a matter of talent.

This shows precisely why you need an organised religion with a hierarchy of priests of pastors or whatever rather than let people read the holy book on their own.

I thought the Reformation was supposed to cure that…

… but I saw a post on a Protestant facebook friend of mine not long ago about the importance of reading Bible verses correctly. For conservative Protestants, a mindless groupthink definition of “what the Original Meaning of the Words Is” (which changes from generation to generation) apparently replaces the hierarchy of the Catholic Church, with much the same result.

Texas SAID it was sorry, now you’re taking your ball and going home?

This is a relief. Now we can count on competent management, right?

Reminder: Sensible people do not have sex w/ people they meet on the Internet Republicans they meet in public bathrooms.

Fixed for Extra-Extra Sensibility!

Oooohhh. Story! Do tell. And make it all Penthouse Forum like, if you don’t mind. No goatse. A good artist would imply the goatse but not show it. It’s just a matter of talent.

I did my time in the trenches of Match.com. So to speak. Veterans don’t like to talk about it. With or without goatse.

I thought the Reformation was supposed to cure that…

It should have. Yet people would believe their pastor if he said the Earth is flat. The “read the Bible yourself and tune in your own faith” is a sin, I’m told. You have to talk to the guy who talks to God directly. And I don’t mean that “quiet neighbor who kept to himself–we never imagined he would kill and eat hookers” guy who talks to God, I mean the crazy ones.

Dear Penthouse Forum:

You’ll never believe this, so what the heck, I’m gonna make it about ten-breasted chicken ladies from Venus.

Veterans don’t like to talk about it.

We thank you for your service. To show our appreciation, please accept this shitty health care.

You’ll never believe this, so what the heck, I’m gonna make it about ten-breasted chicken ladies from Venus.

That would be the record holding most interesting letter ever to hit the Forum. I await it with baited breath. (wtf is baited breath anyway? It sounds icky).

“. Story! Do tell. And make it all Penthouse Forum like, if you don’t mind. No goatse. A good artist would imply the goatse but not show it. It’s just a matter of talent.”

tsam FTW. In my estimation anyway.

wtf is baited breath anyway? It sounds icky

It’s probably ickier than bated breath.

Dear Penthouse Forum,

I never thought this would happen to me…but one night, when it was late and I was more than a little tipsy, I logged on to the popular political humor site, “Sadly, No.” I’d just finished reading about goatse, and I have to admit: I was pretty intrigued and turned on. Apparently so were my fellow readers, Mysticdog and Tsam, because we all decided to meet up later to see where the night would take us. Anyway, things started normally enough: we huffed a few cans of paint and took turns dressing up as giraffes in a very well-worn furry costume. Yeah, it was pretty hot. Then things started to get weird…

Dear Penthouse Forum:

I have often read the letters here and marvelled at them, wishing that what happened to some of the lucky writers featured within your magazine could also happen to me. Thus far it has not.

Best,
Substance McGravitas

ten-breasted chicken ladies from Venus

That was no lady!

Thus far it has not.

Best,
Substance McGravitas

He’s as much as admitting he’s NEVER had sex w/ an amputee dwarf!

STD cures are grossly over-priced.
…
Yet worth every fucking penny

Copperrhea? Centphilis?

You’ll never believe this, so what the heck, I’m gonna make it about ten-breasted chicken ladies from Venus.

And did those chicks ever love cock! Also: scratchers.

Dear Penthouse Forum:

I have read the kinkier letters you print with interest, and after many years I now write to ask you if I look fat in this.

Smut Clyde said,

June 18, 2010 at 23:55

Fungus and bug P00P.

POOP! There it is…
~

Yes.
~

tsam FTW. In my estimation anyway.

Woohoo! Thanks! Although, I think I may have been dethroned by this:

I never thought this would happen to me…but one night, when it was late and I was more than a little tipsy, I logged on to the popular political humor site, “Sadly, No.” I’d just finished reading about goatse, and I have to admit: I was pretty intrigued and turned on. Apparently so were my fellow readers, Mysticdog and Tsam, because we all decided to meet up later to see where the night would take us. Anyway, things started normally enough: we huffed a few cans of paint and took turns dressing up as giraffes in a very well-worn furry costume. Yeah, it was pretty hot. Then things started to get weird…

Oh my god–no fair I’m still at work! I’m cracking up at the turn this thread has taken and getting some dirty looks. All I can do is picture them in giraffe suits!

HAHAHA–oh shit–life is so awesome sometimes.

It’s probably ickier than bated breath.

Ohhhh. Right.

Bated = correct/from abate or reduce. Logical. Spock approved.

Baited = smells like worms.

Well, I must say my breath is most definitely bated. Seriously. It is.

When I get home I’m going to attempt to engineer a modification to my giraffe suit to allow the person to wear it in either direction; Traditionally, with the head near the neck of the giraffe. or with the head at the giraffe’s naughty bits. It will be double the old-fashioned depraved fun. Penthouse won’t even see this coming.

Whoa–the thread. did he died?

Dear Penthouse Forum:

As the proud bearer of a twelve-inch penis I’m writing to tell you that you should stop me before I chop again.

vacuumslayer said,

Dear Penthouse Forum,

And VS wins The Internet!

Dear Penthouse Forum:

I never believed the stories I read here, but now this guy is a believer! I had just started as a summer intern working as a Congressional Page for Rep (Redacted), and he asked ME to drive him over to pick up a suit at his C Street apartment…

Dear Penthouse Forum:

There are plenty of clueless guys out there who wonder if a girl really likes a big cock. I am one such guy.

“Substance McGravitas said,
June 19, 2010 at 0:39

Dear Penthouse Forum:

I have often read the letters here and marvelled at them, wishing that what happened to some of the lucky writers featured within your magazine could also happen to me. Thus far it has not.

Best,
Substance McGravitas”

Ask for your money back.

“Substance McGravitas said,
June 19, 2010 at 2:02

Dear Penthouse Forum:

There are plenty of clueless guys out there who wonder if a girl really likes a big cock. I am one such guy.”

Last time I checked pr0n, chicks were fairly enthusiastic about big cock.

“vacuumslayer said,

June 19, 2010 at 0:35

Dear Penthouse Forum,

And VS wins The Internet!”

Thank you. Thank you so much. I’d like to thank Jesus, my Latino gardener, my spiritual advisor, Carrie Prejean, and last but not least, my cat Pippi, who never stopped believing in me…even when I switched her to hard food.

“tsam said,
June 19, 2010 at 1:01

When I get home I’m going to attempt to engineer a modification to my giraffe suit to allow the person to wear it in either direction; Traditionally, with the head near the neck of the giraffe. or with the head at the giraffe’s naughty bits. It will be double the old-fashioned depraved fun. Penthouse won’t even see this coming.”

Post a pic when yer done.

ten-breasted chicken ladies from Venus

No, no, it’s big-eyed beans from Venus

No, no, it’s big-eyed beans from Venus

Excellent point.

How the borgeoisie got into my pajamas I’ll never know!

I don’t know if that’s what the kids are calling it, but I am certainly using the term from now on.
The fat turgid bourgeoisie must be beaten into submission.

a modification to my giraffe suit to allow the person to wear it in either direction; Traditionally, with the head near the neck of the giraffe. or with the head at the giraffe’s naughty bits.
How will this affect the flotation dynamics?

Giraffe death by autoerotic asphyxiation.

Post a pic when yer done.

you wish!

That there wuz me

Giraffe death by autoerotic asphyxiation.

Whoa–warning HEEDED. Thank you.

How will this affect the flotation dynamics?

I think the flotation dynamics remain static, as the body is essentially balanced. The head position, with the body inside facing the back end, seems a bit treacherous when swimming. Thanks for the tip. I’m adding a snorkel in case the jello bath gets out of control.

I’d like to thank Jesus, my Latino gardener, my spiritual advisor, Carrie Prejean, and last but not least, my cat Pippi,

All of whom were in attendance at this ‘party’. When you said weird…

Oh, Pippi’s a straight-up FREAK.

Oh, Pippi’s a straight-up FREAK.

The slow-mo boxing routine got people ALL STIRRED UP.

ice9 said,
June 18, 2010 at 22:28

Well done sir!

Anyway, things started normally enough: we huffed a few cans of paint and took turns dressing up as giraffes in a very well-worn furry costume. Yeah, it was pretty hot. Then things started to get weird…

Wait! You promised to wear the squirrel costume! And I didn’t bring my wide angle lens! Now it’s going to look weird.

Robin of Locksley seems the more likely reference for the handle.

Actually, Berkeley devoted more time to tar water than to idealism (trees falling etc.). He’d make a good patron philosopher for the oil industry. See his work Siris at http://www.google.com/books?id=c10uAAAAYAAJ

Yes, when you back up an Evangelical far enough, they will whip out 1 Corinthians 3:19, to the effect that “the wisdom of the world” is stupid in God’s eyes:
http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/3-19.htm

The best explanation I’ve seen for this verse is, Paul was preaching to a group of Greek scholars who chopped him into pieces in reasoned debate, and this was his “Oh, yeah?” comeback the next day.

Pretty sure that for her logic to work, love would have to be an equivalence relationship, i.e. reflexive (A always loves A), symmetric (if A loves B, then always B must love A), and transitive (if A loves B and B loves C, then always A must love C). Actually, this isn’t quite true as it would allow for a set of people who are totally unloved (they may love others, but no one loves them, not even themselves), and the equivalence constraints only need to hold among the complementary subset of the loved.

The Robin posted in the picture passed away recently. The Robin of Berkeley who writes insane columns for American Thinker is someone else. I asked the same question at a PUMA blog about Robin and was told its a different person. Recently the same blog posted a tribute at her passing.
The Tribute
http://freemenow.wordpress.com/2011/01/20/robin-carlson-gone-too-soon/
My question upon reading Robin of Berkeley’s column from June of 2010.
https://freemenow.wordpress.com/2010/06/11/a-shrink-asks-whats-wrong-with-obama/

And here is Robin of Berkeley speaking to Michael Savage –