It’s Too Late For That, Obama. Now You’re Bantha Fodder!
One of the most amusing things about the teabaggers is that every time they deny being racist, a few racist tidbits shortly thereafter come popping out of their mouths like some kind of fairy-tale frogs. Brrrrrribbbbett!
Well, a huge old toad sprang out of Jimmie [sic] Bice’s mouth over at the Snack Food Shack when he titled one of his latest posts “Obama: You All A Bunch Of Hypocrites.” Seriously. Jimmie [sic] has Obama talk some kind of lame-assed version of Ebonics that Jimmie [sic] dreamed up after watching some reruns of Sanford & Son on cable. And it doesn’t even occur to Jimmie [sic] that this might be, well, just a teensy-eensy little bit racist.
The title of the post refers to an irony that Obama pointed out in a Politico interview where he noted that just last month the teabaggers were marching on Washington because the White House was doing too much and appeared to be preparing to march all white people into concentration camps. Now, of course, the teabaggers, who’ve amazingly developed some new-found empathy for oil-drenched wildlife, are complaining that the White House isn’t doing enough. They want Obama to put on a wetsuit, dive down to the Gulf oil gusher and plug it up with his own bare hands. After that they want Obama to single-handedly round up every oily egret in the Louisiana bayous and invite them back to the White House for a bubble bath and a lawn party with Bo.
Well, Jimmie [sic] isn’t going to let that charge of hypocrisy stand. No-siree-Bob, he won’t. He’s going to use his finely honed rhetorical skills to show why these two positions are completely consistent.
I sincerely hope the President isn’t this ignorant about the difference between “do something” and “do your job”. This is a direct shot at the Tea Party movement, which has spent the better part of a year asking the President to do his job and only his job.
Uh oh. I see where this is going. The President’s “job” isn’t to ram socialized medicine down Jimmie’s [sic] throat; it is to save the pelicans.
Obamacare isn’t leadership; it’s a pre-failed waste of trillions of dollars and an unprecedented power grab. … The Tea Party movement wants the President to do his job as Commander-in-Chief to keep the nation secure.
‘Cuz if the pelicans are covered in oil they can’t keep the Mexernicaraguacans and terr-er-ists — who are as we speak swimming through the Gulf and into the Louisiana bayous — out of the U.S.
pre-failed waste
I’m really surprised he didn’t go with “abortion.” That’s gonna cost him some points on his next performance review with Regenery.
Fucking pelicans. How do they work?
They want Obama to put on a wetsuit, dive down to the Gulf oil gusher and plug it up with his own bare hands. After that they want Obama to single-handedly round up every oily egret in the Louisiana bayous and invite them back to the White House for a bubble bath and a lawn party with Bo.
The hell they do. If he even talked about nationalizing BP or even arresting Hayward, they’d suddenly shift into “OMG SOCHALIZZM!” mode. They have no principles except killing Obama’s presidency.
Bice: Yer dumb, ain’t ya?
Well sure. Everybody knows the oil slick makes it harder for the satellites to see Al Qaeda’s Sooper Seekrit Submarine Striketeam as they approach the Louisiana coastline, so this is clearly a national security issue.
TinTin: You gave us the shorter, too:
That was me to Bice. I’m dumb too alsho.
Also, Bob Etheridge does what we all wish we could do: http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/06/dem-rep-caught-on-tape-man-handling-college-age-man.php?ref=fpb
Honestly, I can’t condone this, if only because the temporary satisfaction gets outweighed by the long-term consequences. But that little shit-weasel Breitbart is going to have a field day with this, without realizing what led to it all: if you act like a dishonest crook, ruining people’s reputations with lies and cheap editing, you’ll get treated like one. If Breitbart and his boys want to lead the charge for the revolution, they should expect stuff like this.
Fucking pelicans. How do they work?
Seriously. NEVER. GETS. OLD.
So, jimmies with your ice cream? Yea or nay? I say nay.
Honestly, I can’t condone this, if only because the temporary satisfaction gets outweighed by the long-term consequences. But that little shit-weasel Breitbart is going to have a field day with this, without realizing what led to it all: if you act like a dishonest crook, ruining people’s reputations with lies and cheap editing, you’ll get treated like one. If Breitbart and his boys want to lead the charge for the revolution, they should expect stuff like this.
As I said in the other thread, I think it’s adorable how they think they’re making a fucking difference in this world. It must be sad to be so hollow and pathetic.
So, jimmies with your ice cream? Yea or nay?
Smits and Carter, sure; Walker and Durante, NO THANK YOU.
Spaghetti Lee said,
June 14, 2010 at 20:32
He’s already apologized for his behavior.
Fucking pelicans. How do they work?
Your mom’s the expert, or so I’m told.
Every atheist’s favorite theist, Fred Clark, recently noted the rising popularity of the title “Commander in Chief” when referring to the POTUS. He found the emphasis on the president’s military function suitably authoritarian and disturbing, of course.
So, “Jimmie” – what, exactly, should Obama do about it? Huh? I’m waiting.
Obamacare isn’t leadership; it’s a pre-failed waste of trillions of dollars and an unprecedented power grab. …
That the Rand corporation just analyzed as being effective, possibly the most effective change that could have been implemented in these days. And saving money too.
The Tea Party movement wants the President to do his job as Commander-in-Chief to keep the nation secure.
C-in-C fetishization aside, Keeping the populace healthy doesn’t contribute to national stability and security?
Whatta loon.
He’s already apologized for his behavior.
I know he has. But the conservative blarg-blarg squad won’t care. Hell, maybe it’ll just go away, but this fits their “SEIU thug Chicago politics” narrative so perfectly that they couldn’t have asked for a better story.
If I sound paranoid, it’s only because I am.
Whatta loon.
Standard all purpose Sadly, No! comment.
That the Rand corporation just analyzed as being effective, possibly the most effective change that could have been implemented in these days.
Rand? That hippie commune?
They want Obama to put on a wetsuit, dive down to the Gulf oil gusher and plug it up with his own bare hands.
Nah, the ‘Baggers want him to put two wetsuits on each of them, after plugging their bungholes with a humorless dildo.
Oil optional.
I wonder if it ever occurs to these assclowns that not everyone in the military is an arch-conservative and the junta they seem to crave could end up being very teabagger-unfriendly.
Oh big fucking surprise. Comments are moderated.
C-in-C fetishization aside
I never knew Republicans were so fond of early nineties club music.
The douche-canoe wouldn’t identify himself. Congressman should have called a cop.
You know what, Blartfart? I think it was a dry run at an assassination attempt. Prove it wasn’t.
a humorless dildo.
I get so much satisfaction at how that meme keeps on rolling along.
I never knew Republicans were so fond of early nineties club music.
Well, the closeting runs deep with them.
I wonder if it ever occurs to these assclowns that not everyone in the military is an arch-conservative and the junta they seem to crave could end up being very teabagger-unfriendly.
No, because people in the military are Real Murkins, and Real Murkins believe whatever the teabaggers believe…
Oh big fucking surprise. Comments are moderated.
just as well. Probably turn into a religious barbecue argument.
What do you think “Jimmie” “thinks” Obama should do about the “spill”? Invade Venzuela is my guess.
They don’t work. They’re lazy freeloaders suckling on the teat of the Gulf waters. Probably getting what they deserved.
They’re lazy freeloaders suckling on the teat of the Gulf waters.
Getting all that free oil. Lucky Duckies.
Also, too: this is one radical atheist who’s happy to be out of THE RELIGION FIGHT thread. Whew.
What do you think “Jimmie” “thinks” Obama should do about the “spill”? Invade Venzuela is my guess.
Hell if I know. Apparently “sitting around a table with the head of the Coast Guard and the Energy Secretary figuring out how to get an oil boom from Maine to Louisiana” isn’t anywhere close to being enough. Maybe he needs to land a plane on the oil spill and hang up some banners that read “Mission Accomplished.”
“Everybody dance now…”
Shit.
Smits and Carter, sure; Walker and Durante, NO THANK YOU.
You don’t want Jimmy Durante in your ice cream? Ageist!
Jimmie “Not Bo, either the singer or the dog” Bice has a hard time wrapping his brain around the idea that no one really knows what the fuck to do with this goddamn oil thing, as demonstrated by Bobby “The solution that I heard of just this morning should have been done by the fedral gummint yestiday!” Jindal. But then, Jimmie seems like the type that would have problems with just about any board game, let alone Risk; if you tried playing checkers with him, he’d have severe difficulties with kinging–not just the concept, but with actually putting one checker on top of the other.
You don’t want Jimmy Durante in your ice cream? Ageist!
just his branes.
I don’t want Jimmy Dean in my ice cream. Either the recently-deceased guy OR the sausage.
The douche-canoe wouldn’t identify himself. Congressman should have called a cop.
You know what, Blartfart? I think it was a dry run at an assassination attempt. Prove it wasn’t.
Also, I don’t blame the guy for blurring his face in the video. It must be rather embarassing for a “college aged” man to be “manhandled by a 65 year old.
not just the concept, but with actually putting one checker on top of the other.
That’s pretty fucking brilliant.
I get so much satisfaction at how that meme keeps on rolling along.
Time for a meme-mash:
Humorless dildos, how do they work?
have severe difficulties with kinging–not just the concept, but with actually putting one checker on top of the other.
Bat-snark is the best snark.
T&U is over-caffeinated.
Humorless dildos, how do they work?
For D-KW’s mom.
My first D-KW’s mom joke!!!
I don’t want Jimmy Dean in my ice cream. Either the recently-deceased guy OR the sausage.
The sausage sounds like it would be the perfect accompaniment to this.
Well, the downside of the humorless dildos is that Gentlewoman doesn’t come around any more. Although I thought she was wrong in that dispute and as such refused to back down, I never attacked her on a personal level or said or implied that if she didn’t agree with me she shouldn’t come around. Frankly, I found the whole thing a bit mystifying.
That whole thing got nasty, so I’m glad we at least got humorless dildos out of it.
not just the concept, but with actually putting one checker on top of the other.
Why? He probably didn’t mind when KFC put a breast on top of a breast for a meatless sandwich.
hell, he probably invented the damned thing!
T&U is over-caffeinated.
Oddly enough, I’ve had *less* caffeine today than I normally do.
My first D-KW’s mom joke!!!
Well, you are shambling along slowly.
The sausage sounds like it would be the perfect accompaniment to this.
Nah. That shit needs to go over pancakes.
I’ve actually had candied bacon before. It can either be really good or REALLY bad when you’re hungover.
Also, too: this is one radical atheist who’s happy to be out of THE RELIGION FIGHT thread. Whew.
I was THIS CLOSE to making a circumcision reference….
Humorless dildos, how do they work?
Like pelicans, only with more batteries.
Well, you are shambling along slowly.
see? zombie hatred and mockery.
The job of the president is to gun down all those little boys and girls in Afghanistan so that they don’t grow up to be Muslims. Or try to get control of all those minerals they just found. Hmmmm… minerals. And tasty too! So anyway, he should stick to his job. Oh, and kill anyone who wants an abortion.
see? zombie hatred and mockery.
What? You’re accusing me of bigotry over a characteristic that you yourself poke fun at?
I never knew Republicans were so fond of early nineties club music.
Until I just googled it, I had no idea C+C Music Factory wasn’t behind that “I’ve got the power” song.
Damn. All that whining over stale threads and now…ya’ll got nuthin’.
All that whining over stale threads and now…ya’ll got nuthin’.
That was central to our point!
“Also, too: this is one radical atheist who’s happy to be out of THE RELIGION FIGHT thread. Whew.
I was THIS CLOSE to making a circumcision reference….”
it’s never a bad time for a circumcision joke, zombie.
it’s never a bad time for a circumcision joke, zombie.
I would imagine that zombies self-circumcise – though not actively. The foreskin just rots/molts right off of them.
I would imagine that zombies self-circumcise – though not actively
Of course, they could always just buy the tips from hospitals. I imagine if you prepared them like pork rinds, they’d make a nice snack for watching sports.
I would imagine that zombies self-circumcise – though not actively. The foreskin just rots/molts right off of them.
EWWWWWWW.
Of course, they could always just buy the tips from hospitals. I imagine if you prepared them like pork rinds, they’d make a nice snack for watching sports.
That, too, is quite disgusting.
Besides, they make that shit into skin cream these days.
How the hell is Obama supposed to find a wetsuit to jump into the Gulf in? Don’t So-dumb-it-takes-him-an-hour-to-cook-minute Bice and his ilk use them two at a time?
Besides, they make that shit into skin cream these days.
Pork rinds or circumcision discards?
Besides, they make that shit into skin cream these days.
See? You breathers are far more disgusting than Zommers could EVER be.
What? You’re accusing me of bigotry over a characteristic that you yourself poke fun at?
YES.
What? You’re accusing me of bigotry over a characteristic that you yourself poke fun at?
YES.
Dumb zigger…
Pork rinds or circumcision discards?
Both. Though the former tends to be pore-clogging.
I would imagine that zombies self-circumcise – though not actively. The foreskin just rots/molts right off of them.
I worry that Jennifer has spent too much time considering this.
I worry that Jennifer has spent too much time considering this.
Jennifer reads zombie slash.
The foreskin just rots/molts right off of them.
So after the molt it’s going to grow bigger?
AFAF.
I worry that Jennifer has spent too much time considering this.
nope, just applying what I know about soft tissue decomposition to the proposition. One thing no zombie flick can adequately portray is how goddamn bad ya’ll stink. I mean, the brane-eating and all is just overkill; you guys can kill with stench alone.
Here’s something no zombie movie has done yet – have waterlogged drowing-victim zombies. The skin just slips right off of those.
So after the molt it’s going to grow bigger?
Well, I guess that explains the zombie slash, then…
Here’s something no zombie movie has done yet – have waterlogged drowing-victim zombies. The skin just slips right off of those.
I believe Max Brooks addressed the underwater zombie issue. (Also, the lack of digestion and bursting intestine syndrome overfed zombies encounter). I am actually thankful no movie has done this.
Here’s something no zombie movie has done yet – have waterlogged drowing-victim zombies.
That’s cuz they walk under water.
World War Z (rumoured to be starring Brad Pitt) will likely have those.
Why? He probably didn’t mind when KFC put a breast on top of a breast for a meatless sandwich.
Of course, someone else did the work for him.
Jennifer reads zombie slash.
She also reads zombie rotten mcdonald slash.
Of course, someone else did the work for him.
And I quote: “Mo-om!”
And zombies with their lungs hanging out thanks to fuel-air explosives, also too. (Not a VBR.)
So after the molt it’s going to grow bigger?
Some poor teenage zombie is probably standing in front of his mirror, trying to will it to molt again.
The skin just slips right off of those.
Without going into bloaters (VDKW’sMR), the skin slippage happens with any corpse after about a week.
The sharks definitely don’t like water zombies.
World War Z (rumoured to be starring Brad Pitt) will likely have those.
I’m not sure I like the sound of this. Unless he’s supposed to be the narrator. It should pretty much be an ensemble cast, unless they’re going to fuck the book up totally.
The sharks definitely don’t like water zombies.
They use this in some laptop commercial. Guy downloads it from YouTube then shows it on his flatscreen.
I’m not sure I like the sound of this. Unless he’s supposed to be the narrator.
The guy who collects the stories, was my take on it.
I wasn’t aware that slash was undead. Or an author.
The guy who collects the stories, was my take on it.
Okay, good.
Did you know that if you season and roast them long enough, shiitake mushrooms basically turn into little pieces of steak? It’s true.
All this talk of zombie circumcision has made me hungry, I guess.
Did you know that if you season and roast them long enough, shiitake mushrooms basically turn into little pieces of steak?
Portobellos are heartier, however.
Did you know that if you season and roast them long enough, shiitake mushrooms basically turn into little pieces of steak? It’s true.
Portobellos are pretty tasty in meat-like applications, too.
Invading someone’s personal space (in particular, repeatedly and against their will) is actually simple assault, which is a misdemeanor.
Simple assault of a police officer, social worker, or elected official is a felony.
Also, hitting the Pope, even if it’s not hard enough to knock off his Pope hat, is an automatic excommunication.
If the hat comes off, you get “double secret excommunicated”.
put a breast on top of a breast for a meatless sandwich.
You’re doing it wrong. I mean, what?
TruculentandUnreliable said,
June 14, 2010 at 22:42
😛
(Officially, “Latae sententiae duplex clam”)
put a breast on top of a breast for a meatless sandwich.
You’re doing it wrong. I mean, what?
I call what you’re thinking of a “tube stack”.
The guy who collects the stories, was my take on it.
That makes sense and lessens my dread a little. I don’t dislike Pitt, but he happens to find his way into good movies where he can’t hold his own against superior actors.
Dammit! I knew I should have gone with the “shiitakes are delicious in veggie gravy” angle.
Ooh, speaking of Jimmy Dean!
And also fun!
duplex clam
Wow! Is that so the pearl can stay in the basement?
Invading someone’s personal space (in particular, repeatedly and against their will) is actually simple assault, which is a misdemeanor.
Simple assault of a police officer, social worker, or elected official is a felony.
Hah! I was right!! A doctor agrees with me!!
And also fun!
Yeah, until somebody bites off your finger.
He probably didn’t mind when KFC put a breast on top of a breast for a meatless sandwich.
He operates under a strict don’t ask don’t tell policy for fried food.
“TruculentandUnreliable said,
June 14, 2010 at 22:42
Did you know that if you season and roast them long enough, shiitake mushrooms basically turn into little pieces of steak? It’s true.
Portobellos are pretty tasty in meat-like applications, too.”
yup. But I made this one recipe where you slather the shiitakes in oil and red wine vinegar and roast the shit out of them. And the flavor/texture was just remarkable.
Now tell me about this veggie gravy…
Now tell me about this veggie gravy…
I’ve never made it, but they had it at the bakery where I used to work. It was basically their sausage gravy recipe, but with shiitakes, button mushrooms, and tofu. And some seasoning that I don’t remember.
It was delicious, especially since biscuits and gravy was one of the things I missed when I was a vegetarian (which I was the entire time I worked there). Of course, I felt like I was going to die after I ate it, but that’s because I shouldn’t have been eating any of that shit except the mushrooms and tofu in the first place.
(Also, the lack of digestion and bursting intestine syndrome overfed zombies encounter).
I always just figured there was some kind of zombie Pilates they could do.
He operates under a strict don’t ask don’t
tellgrill policy for fried food.FIXED!
I always just figured there was some kind of zombie Pilates they could do.
I’m afraid once you’ve let yourself go that far, there’s nothing that can be done. There’s no exercise for putrefying guts, my friend.
Oh SNAP. you should not have mentioned biscuits and gravy. *drool*
btw, that gravy sounds healthy and yummy.
btw, that gravy sounds healthy and yummy.
Not healthy AT ALL, but maybe slightly better for you than sausage gravy. They used whole milk and half-and-half AND a lot of butter…
Zombies can’t do pilates. Shit just starts to fall off.
Actually, just thinking about it is kind of making my tummy hurt.
Biscuits and gravy, not zombie Pilates, although I suppose that could be applicable.
I’ve used this recipe as a kick-off point for making veggie gravy.
Wait, are we getting into Slash slash now? Because I have some stories I wrote about him and Joe Strummer… yes, Slash/Clash slash.
…and the Justice League of America… Slash/Flash slash
…and Alan Alda… Slash/M*A*S*H slash
…and Tom Hanks and John Candy… Slash/Splash slash
…and J. G. Ballard and David Cronenberg… Slash/Crash slash
OK, that last one creeped me out. I’m stopping now.
Dan, how about Slash slash with The Hulk?
Slash/Smash
What about a country/G&R team-up: Slash/Cash.
If pelicans were worth scrubbing the oil off of, the free market would do it.
Did you know that if you season and roast them long enough, shiitake mushrooms basically turn into little pieces of steak? It’s true.
Keep a chicken nugget in a shoe box, leave it some water and corn, and soon it will grow into a live chicken.
I read it in a book! It’s true!
“Smut Clyde said,
June 14, 2010 at 23:34
Did you know that if you season and roast them long enough, shiitake mushrooms basically turn into little pieces of steak? It’s true.
Keep a chicken nugget in a shoe box, leave it some water and corn, and soon it will grow into a live chicken.
I read it in a book! It’s true!”
. Things aren’t true unless you read them on the Internet.Duh!
I totally JUST read that on the internet, so verdict is TRUE!
King trumpet mushrooms, man. Bread and fry those, schnitzel-style, and you will say “hey, Doctorb, thanks for suggesting that”.
Zombies can’t do pilates. Shit just starts to fall off.
No, they have Shamble Pilates now. Four easy payments of $ 99.95, and you get a free shamblometer. I seen it on thuh teevee. But do the corporeal need Pilates? I think cigarettes might be a more appropriate workout for them. In the mouth, out the ribcage.
the zombie pilates thing is just gross. I’m going back to Religion War: The Thread.
Mushrooms violate 77south’s first law of food. Never eat anything that will eat you after you are dead. to recap:
off the list:
hyenas
dingos
vultures
flies and / or maggots
fungus
on the list:
cows
pizza
artichoke hearts
gravy
whole wheat bread
beer
If six months ago Obama had shut down BP for safety reasons, announced an off shore drilling moratorium, and fired all of the corrupt MMS employees, these same fuckheads would be saying he is worse than Hugo Chavez and would now be advocating armed revolt never mind impeachment.
King trumpet mushrooms, man.
I prefer to get my burst of umami / proteinish flavour by sprinkling MSG on the food like God intended.
Thanks for the heads-up.
Go ahead, Jimmie, moderate the hell out of me! I know you want to!
Never eat anything that will eat you after you are dead.
It was SELF-DEFENSE.
Mushrooms violate 77south’s first law of food. Never eat anything that will eat you after you are dead.
Oh come on, writing off mushrooms because you’ll get moldy is like writing off MAMMALS because mice will nibble on your toes or BIRDS because a crow wants those innards. And guess what happens to drowning victims?
Brooks still leaves the $64,000 question about zombie stories unanswered:
Where do zombies get their energy?
This is never dealt with in any zombie film I can think of. Living human bodies get energy from converting food. But Brooks and most other writers say that zombies don’t actually digest what they eat. So where and how do they get the energy to walk around, seemingly indefinitely? (Especially the new high-speed zombies that have gotten popular lately.) They have no metabolism. Are they absorbing solar power or cosmic rays or something? It’s never addressed. And if they don’t drink water, what keeps their muscles and joints lubricated enough to function?
I’d think the way to approach it would be to assume that zombies “consume” their own bodies, just as a live starving human does, and waste away eventually. The “life” span of a zombie would be the same as a human deprived of food and water. But that would only take a matter of days, so surviving the zombie plague would be simply mean staying away from them until they fall over. Which doesn’t make for a very exciting plot.
Zombie point energy.
Yeesh. Longest argument ever, one thread back.
Couldn’t even get them to the table for peace talks.
Living human bodies get energy from
converting foodamphetamines.What?
Things aren’t true unless you read them on the Internet.Duh!
Let me Google that for you.
What Jim said.
Long?! You call that long?! 🙂
(yeah yeah, I know, that’s what she said)
And guess what happens to drowning victims?
Thus we derive 77south’s second law of diet: Never eat fish because they are gross and taste nasty and I SCUBA dive and I know what they do in that water.
“tigris said,
June 14, 2010 at 23:41
I totally JUST read that on the internet, so verdict is TRUE!”
Toldya.
Yeesh. Longest argument ever, one thread back.
Sorry, I seem to be sloshing all over the place…..
“Religion War: The Thread”
Oh man, I loved what MST3K did with that one.
Oh snap. I totally just got pwned by Smut Clyde.
Well played, sir. Well played.
Also I’m excited about the prospect of growing chickens at home.
“No, they have Shamble Pilates now. Four easy payments of $ 99.95, and you get a free shamblometer. I seen it on thuh teevee. ”
talk about your niche marketing!!
O/T but …
http://trueslant.com/charlesjohnson/2010/06/12/paypal-shuts-down-pamela-geller/
Pamela Geller has received a notice from PayPal that she’s in violation of their acceptable use policy regarding sites that “promote hate,” and told that in order to prevent closure of her account she must remove all PayPal logos and forms from her over-the-top anti-Muslim sites atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com, sioaonline.com, and freedomdefense.typepad.com. …
OT, but needs a post
two separate right wing ass hats have glommed onto the Dead Kennedys now that Jerry Brown is running again
http://www.redcounty.com/california-uber-alles-and-dead-kennedys-coming-revival/40450
http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/bighollywood/2010/05/28/red-county-time-for-a-conservative-revival-of-the-80s-punk-bank-dead-kennedys/
Will WP let me post in this thread?
I’m uncool. Could someone explain this? Were The Dead Kennedys conservative? Were they concerned about liberal fascism? Or do the nutters have this wrong? As usual.
two separate right wing ass hats have glommed onto the Dead Kennedys now that Jerry Brown is running again
Sounds like more fodder for the next interminable Jello Biafra spoken word record.
Were The Dead Kennedys conservative? Were they concerned about liberal fascism?
Biafra’s a leftier-than-thou windbag and the song was a tongue-in-cheek piece of satire from 1978, when “liberal fascism” was a preposterously funny idea rather than something people actually BELIEVED. The Dead Kennedys loved to bait “liberals” in the same sense as Phil Ochs’s “Love Me, I’m A Liberal”. So no, not at all conservative, which won’t stop the usual dorks from trying to claim them.
Seems so. Dang, I just wrote a littlepig killing comment but WP won’t let me post it. Is WP littlepig’s guardian angel?
ZOMG! That Chip Hanlon is one scary looking creature. Made me jump out of my chair when that came up on my monitor.
So no, not at all conservative, which won’t stop the usual dorks from trying to claim them.
Nor play their music publicly without paying royalties, as is teh Conservative Way™.
“Religion War: The Thread”
Nah, not religion. Epistemology War is closer. There’s another one closer yet but I can’t think of it right now.
What? People can’t have a discussion?
Is WP littlepig’s guardian angel?
Oh my goodness, somebody believes in angels! 🙂
WP is pretty nice to me.
Really. LittlePig and I are OBJECTIVELY THE GREATEST.
Fuck yeah!!
Mushrooms violate 77south’s first law of food. Never eat anything that will eat you after you are dead.
I’m pretty sure that rules out bacon.
Where do zombies get their energy?
Dude. They’re zombies. A wizard did it.
I’m pretty sure that rules out bacon.
Nonsense. Bacon is a gift from a benevolent universe. Any apparent contradiction with 77south’s dietary rules, simply displays an incomplete understanding of the 11-dimensional chess that I am playing here.
LittlePig and I are OBJECTIVELY THE GREATEST.
Do you have bewbies? WELL THEN.
MAYBE.
what you liberals are doing to freedom using the media you control is worse than what Hitler did to the Jews
STOP LIBERAL MEDIA BIAS said,
All right all right all right goddammit all right!
There, I time traveled back and stopped it. There now has been no such thing for several decades.
You’re fucking welcome.
No boiled hagfish with Miracle Whip? Forget it.
If someone accosted me on the street, shoved a camera in my face, and asked me a stupidly loaded question, then answered “who are you?” with “a student—just a student”, I’d have to restrain myself from kicking in him in the nuts and saying, “I’m just an artist.”
Throwing abstract concepts into concentration camps then murdering them by the hundreds of thousands is what liberalism is all about. I’d like to start with OH MY GOD HE IS TOO STUPID TO BREATHism, so hand it the fuck over.
Speaking of what is and isn’t Obummer’s jorb – how does that oath go again?
And what’s this over here? Why it’s Article π/2
OMG! Jimmie is right!
Obama does not defend the consitution. He is trying to destroy it and all of us.
Sarah Palin will uphold the consitution and freedom when she becomes the President, and hopefully stop any more liberals from telling me what to do
liberals get there information from Soros and the left media which is communistic, they dont beleive in freedom at all, want a dictatororship shoved down are throat and where blacks and gays and mulsims are rule.
A reminder: There is still no gawd.
That nutter the other day going off about Costner or Cameron or whoever? I wonder if they have an update
http://www.goodcleantech.com/2010/06/bp_orders_32_of_costners_ocean.php
two separate right wing ass hats have glommed onto the Dead Kennedys now that Jerry Brown is running again
This shit is about to provoke my first violent, inappropriate reaction.
Jello? If you’re out there, please verbally destroy these people.
Never eat anything that will eat you after you are dead.
I share your philosophy which is why I ate the neighbors’ cats rather than my own.
and hopefully stop any more liberals from telling me what to do
Hee hee–“Yer not the boss of me stupid guys! Nyah”
Shorter troll; Hello. My name is mud.
I share your philosophy which is why I ate the neighbors’ cats rather than my own.
Good call! Double XP if they were still alive. Practice for that eternity as a zombie.
Just read an article saying that the leaking wellhead is a) owned by BP, a British company, and b) in international waters, therefore Cheney’s deregulations aren’t to blame.. Article claims that the last American rig disaster happened in Santa Barbara 1969. Thoughts, Sadlynaughts?
Do you have bewbies? WELL THEN.
No fair! cuz it’s true. I want bewbies.
Just read an article saying that the leaking wellhead is a) owned by BP, a British company, and b) in international waters, therefore Cheney’s deregulations aren’t to blame..
We’ll reserve judgments until SOMEBODY WAKES THE FUCK UP and grabs Transocean and Halliburton trying to sneak out the back door.
I have no judgement yet until I see evidence…**slams hand over mouth** Oh god, no. What have I done?
and b) in international waters,
This argument, and whoever made it, can go fuck it/himself.
That doesn’t fucking fly when the oil IS ALL OVER AMERICAN BEACHES.
Sir Vicks – in part that depends on who’s making the argument.
If it’s Oily Taint, Esq, I’d be disinclined to put any faith in it.
Awesome. Thanks tsam
Nor play their music publicly without paying royalties, as is teh Conservative Way™.
It would be delicious if this was the catalyst that brought the ex-Dead Kennedys together and inspired them to stop suing each other and reunite to sue a common enemy.
Beyond that, Sir Vicks, I’ll just note that international law recognizes countries’ “ownership” of the waters 200 miles out from their coastlines.
This rig was 50 miles offshore.
That probably settles this, right there.
Just read an article saying that the leaking wellhead is a) owned by BP, a British company, and b) in international waters, therefore Cheney’s deregulations aren’t to blame..
True. Foreign companies working here are regulated by their home nations. Everyone knows that. This only somewhat similar to the situtation of American companies operating in Iraq which don’t have to obey that country’s laws.
BAM and Jennifer follows up with the one two.
-trots off-
Hey tsam, I’m going to bed so I’m not going to be able kill this thread. Can I count on you?
hey now, trottin’s my racket.
Never eat anything that will eat you after you are dead.
This is why chickens do not eat centipedes.
Or DO they???
I have no judgement yet until I see objectiive evidence
*raises one eybrow archly*
That is what you meant to say, isn’t it?
Never eat anything that will eat you after you are dead.
This is why chickens do not eat centipedes.
What about human centipedes?
Never eat anything that will eat you after you are dead.
No boiled hagfish with Miracle Whip? Forget it.
Also, is there something we should know about the dietary preferences of Miracle Whip?
Also, is there something we should know about the dietary preferences of Miracle Whip?
That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons death may die. And then Miracle Whip will eat it.
That is not dead which can eternal lie
Thus Dick Cheney’s longevity.
Also, I just peeked at the previous thread. Did I miss when the good drugs when handed out?
This is why chickens do not eat centipedes.
You know, I was trying to find a weblink when I told that story, but apparently the centipede lobby has shut down all public information regarding centipede hunting. I did find this though:
EVEN death may die.
[/pedant]
BP is leasing the Mississippi Canyon 252 site from the U.S. government. The waters might be international where shipping and ship parties is concerned, but the mineral rights are ours to regulate.
DKW, not even your mom could convince me to click that link.
Click it LC, it’s awesome.
DKW, not even your mom could convince me to click that link.
Relax, it’s just the follow-up fight sequence from Once Upon A Time in China. Actually, I should have linked the scene immediately previous:
I stand corrected. It was indeed awesome.
I stand corrected. It was indeed awesome.
A
commonrare response after a D-KW mom encounter.boop
The beach can indeed be itchy.
Hey tsam, I’m going to bed so I’m not going to be able kill this thread. Can I count on you?
You can always count on me Ms Slayer.
I stand corrected. It was indeed awesome.
A common rare response after a D-KW mom encounter.
Dude, if you can still stand afterwards, you should ask for a refund.
anybody see a boobie go past? It had a 12 pack of Coors light and a bottle of Astroglide…
*raises one eybrow archly*
That is what you meant to say, isn’t it?
NOOOOO–I’m here for the funny. I’m not smart enough to engage in one of those debates.
anybody see a boobie go past? It had a 12 pack of Coors light and a bottle of Astroglide…
Stop leaving the bra open! Those things will take off every time if you give them beer and lube! I’d check at Actor’s apartment…
NOOOOO–I’m here for the funny.
It’s spelled “furry.”
You’re welcome.
thread shows signs of life still. Someone hit it again..
anybody see a boobie go past?
Indeed I did not. So very sorry.
What about human centipedes?
Aw man..here comes another nightmare filled attempt to sleep.
It’s spelled “furry.”
You’re welcome.
We DIDN’T agree to tell everyone yet. Dammit.
thread shows signs of life still. Someone hit it again..
Oh–I know! I got this rash, right? And it actually oozes this weird colored pus. I don’t want to go to the doctor and tell him I screwed a certain wingnut columnist who shall remain anonymous, but I don’t know what to do about it. Can anyone help?
anybody see a boobie go past?
Indeed I did not. So very sorry.
Well if you see one, or better still two, catch it and hand it over.
cach thim and handthen over i meen.
Can anyone help?
Have you considered letting a mad scientist sew your face to his ass?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5…and 6.
How ya like me now….?
Sooner or later wordpuss will step in and stop me, right?
HA! No it won’t!
yes, Slash/Clash slash.
Nash Slash / Crash slash.
What are you counting there? Pustules on your genitals or additions to the human centipede?
Have you considered letting a mad scientist sew your face to his ass?
Furry is as funky as I go, amigo.
What are you counting there? Pustules on your genitals or additions to the human centipede?
It WAS the number of consecutive, uninterupted posts, until somebody jumped in there and broke my chain with another chain suggestion.
I lost count of those pustules. When I try to count them, I invariably break a few and have to start over. They were getting mad at me at work. They won’t even let me do that at my desk! WTF! SOCALITS!!!!
Tsam, if I see two boobies making a break for it I will be sure to grab them.
If Socialits were in pwer you’d totes get a pustule break every like 2hrs like union mand8
Tsam, if I see two boobies making a break for it I will be sure to grab them.
Yay! Thanks!
If Socialits were in pwer you’d totes get a pustule break every like 2hrs like union mand8
I know–they were like “don’t that’s all gross” and I was like “whatever” they’re like “you can’t do that here we got customers n junk” and I was like “whatever its a medical condition and yer violating my rights n junk” and they’re like “no we’re not” and I’m like “yuh huh”, “nuh uh”…so flicked some goo at him and got another half hour or so before my eyes started burning from the fumes.
Tsam, if I see two boobies making a break for it I will be sure to grab them.
I’ll make it worth your while to save them for me instead of wasting them on a horny, slobbery, drunkass frat boy. I KNOW what to do with those things, nawmean? Yeah.
BREAKING NEWS: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/14/thomas-kinkade-dui-artist_n_612088.html
“Authorities say California artist Thomas Kinkade spent a night in jail after being arrested on suspicion of drunken driving.”
I hope that, being a true artist, he will take this painful experience and paint it in pastels with sparkles.
Older news:
To be fair, who hasn’t urinated on Winnie the Pooh. I mean, the bear’s obviously into water sports.
“Authorities say California artist Thomas Kinkade spent a night in jail after being arrested on suspicion of drunken driving.”
CRAAAPPPPP! There was a sale on his stuff at the mall, I was gonna do my living room in all Kincade. Now his shit’s gonna skyrocket cuz he’s an outlaw. If he fights another painter I’ll never be able to afford one.
To be fair, who hasn’t urinated on Winnie the Pooh. I mean, the bear’s obviously into water sports.
Pooh’s ok, but Eeyore’s response is always tickly good.
It makes a kind of sense, like lactation on Nursing Brer Rabbit.
“ritual territory marking,”
I do the same thing, except I use this weird colored pus. It truly IS mine after that. I need to do that to Beyonce.
It makes a kind of sense, like lactation on Nursing Brer Rabbit.
Oh god, keep going….
Nursing Brer Rabbit.
Worst fusion trafe dish EVAR.
I don’t pee on anybody else’s pooh but mine.
I’m waiting for Mrs. Jay Z to do a Who cover album titled “Meaty Beaty Big and Beyonce.”
And with that, I’m off to sleep.
No, it’s piss-stream art.
Draining the lizard on Pete’s Dragon.
Someone hit it again.
Duuuuude, there is NOTHING left in here.
Duuuuude, there is NOTHING left in here.
Whatchu mean? I just took some “medicine”.
I believe Bouffant has a link for tsam.
I mean, the bear’s obviously into water sports.
Shirley you mean a scat fetish.
——————————————-
Before he knew where he was, Piglet was in the bath, and Kanga was scrubbing him firmly with a large lathery flannel.
“Ow!” cried Piglet. “Let me out! You have mistaken me for Senator Vitter!”
YOU’LL ROO THE DAY YOU DID THAT.
Where do zombies get their energy?
Phlogiston, silly.
It would be delicious if this was the catalyst that brought the ex- Dead Kennedys together and inspired them to stop suing each other and reunite to sue a common enemy.
I couldn’t be arsed to click the links above, but I believe one of those dweebs was saying that the DK should totes reunite and go on tour…which made me loooolllll.
I didn’t know that bees peed.
Well, isn’t that what BP stands for…bee pee?
Nor was I aware that bees peed crude oil, a huge amount of crude oil, a monstrous amount of crude oil, a tsun…
Oh, forget it.
How do you pick ONE song? ONE FUCKING SONG and act like “yeah dude, DK is totally on our side…huh huh huh”.
Fucking DK HATED people like these fucking idiots. The don’t even fucking know that the song they’re fapping to was later remade into the Reagan’s best performance evaluation to date.
Fucking assholes.
I believe Bouffant has a link for tsam.
I believe I’m waiting for a link…(taps foot impatiently)
That fucking slacker.
That’s not specifically “for” anyone. It’s just there.
That fucking slacker.
Sorry. I do have a life on other parts of the Interfestation, you know. And I thought it was only :18 after, but it isn’t.
See? Not sure I’m 20 mins. ahead or 40 mins. behind.
Nah, not religion. Epistemology War is closer.
As I recall, the whole kerfuffle started with insulting everybody Religious.
The LittlePig/ PupMax Epistemology Crotchpunching Festival, while intense, was an ancillary battle.
I do confess the PTSD may have addled my memory…
…wait, M Bouffant is fucking slackers now?
That’s not specifically “for” anyone. It’s just there.
not at the end, it isn’t
One has to be real slack (Not in no Bob Dobbs-stylee, neither.) to fug the voluptuous horror that is moi.
Bob Dobbs is a charlatan.
The Church of Connie’s Panties is the one, true church.
O/T because I just don’t even give a fig:
http://www.slashfilm.com/2010/06/14/atlas-shrugged-is-filming-one-tree-hills-paul-johansson-starring-and-directing/#ixzz0qs3tXBGz
Do we already know about this? Can we all go see it together?
Oh, and I got a piece up on the Huffington thing. I’m not ashamed to whore myself out.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ben-tripp/the-real-estate-plague-no_b_609508.html
OK done. Back to your beds.
Speng,
One can’t be too careful.
I’d be sure to send some off to those who had already turned you down, just in case.
In fact, I’d probably send quite a bit.
You geniuses will swim the lake of fire.
The Church of Connie’s Panties is the one, true church.
Connie must be something very special.
Further OT, this just sort of says it all.
If by all you mean “I live in a society where it’s too much to ask that you stick a fucking knife into a jar if you want a peanut butter sammich.”
Oh, and welcome back, debtor’s prison.
Does this church & its panties have anything to do w/ “sweet sweet Connie” of GFR & Little Rock fame?
Surely you aren’t impugning my first college galpal, who turned out to be of the Lesbian persuasion. (Who could imagine?)
Sweet blood of jesus, do not, under any circumstances, Google “Connie’s panties” (or any name’s panties, I bet) w/o The Church of before it!
Do we already know about this? Can we all go see it together?
I saw that on Balloon Juice last night. You name a place and time and I’m THERE. With Paul “Dan Scott” Johansson in the lead role, the movie is either going to be a deliberate satire, or just utter shite. Either way I want to see it.
it’s a pre-failed waste of trillions of dollars
Jimmie [sic] prefers his own health care plan, which involves Twinkies and a lot of corporate fellatio.
Because that’s a feller that knows something about getting the creme filling out.
Your moment of geek:
The word translated as “fodder” in the subtitles was spoken as “poo-doo” by Jabba. “Fodder” was not my first guess at what he was referring to.
Q) What powers zombies?
a) Glad you asked that, Davey! In “Zombieland”, “28 Days Later”, and “Ghosts Of Mars” the zombies were just people with a ‘change of attitude’. They had to eat and digest and were susceptible to mundane instruments of mayhem. Their brains were infected with prions or viruses or alien ectoplasm that motivated their aggression. In “Night Of The Living Dead” a beam from Venus was like ‘broadcast energy’ for the recently dead that superceded all earthbound instincts, like fear of fire, or self-preservation. However, as the Earth rotated away from Venus, wouldn’t the zombies drop motionless until Venus rotated back into view? Ha, I run rings around you logically. “Return Of The Living Dead” exposed living and dead alike to chemicals that would allow zombies to smell your brain, your delicious brain, from the next room.
Sweet blood of jesus, do not, under any circumstances, Google “Connie’s panties” (or any name’s panties, I bet) w/o The Church of before it!
Hey, it’s a dirty job, but somebody’s got to take a crack at it and get all the juicy details.
I awoke in the middle of the night with this thought:
“Far too much noise” takes on a different meaning when you move the t. “Fart oo much noise”.
Where do zombies get their energy?
Fuckin’ zombies, how do they work?
Fucking italics, how do they work?
I actually attended a scholarly conference a couple weeks ago where one of the papers was about zombies…..
Hey!! Did you see this story? Jesus burns up
Fucking italics, how do they work?
If Big Money Rustlas doesn’t end up being the Greatest Movie EVAR – I will be sorely disappointed. Fortunately, I have no intention of ever sitting through it, so I will just assume that it lived up to the expectations of even the most discerning of juggalos.
Hey!! Did you see this story? Jesus burns up
Soooo….there is a god?
I’ve always thought that thing was fucking creepy, by the way.
If Big Money Rustlas doesn’t end up being the Greatest Movie EVAR – I will be sorely disappointed. Fortunately, I have no intention of ever sitting through it, so I will just assume that it lived up to the expectations of even the most discerning of juggalos.
Heh. I plan on having some Faygo shipped in and sneaking it into the theater. And painting my face, but that goes without saying.
Also, too, Peej, your middle-of-the-night revelation made me LOL.
ZOMG, DKW! Rob Van Winkle is in it!
I may have to see it…although I found it difficult to sit all the way through “Miracles,” so I’m not sure about a feature-length film.
I’d like to see a giant Jesus rassling a bear or a giant Jesus cooking up some thick juicy steaks.
Irk’s pissed at the NRA.
“I support Gun Owners of America, which is a consistent and uncompromising defender of the second amendment, not a weak little girl of an organization protecting itself while throwing everyone else under the bus.”
I dunno. A little girl has to be pretty fucking strong to throw all those redstate/RedState fatasses under the bus.
I’d like to see a giant Jesus rassling a bear or a giant Jesus cooking up some thick juicy steaks.
Naw. Guzzling the remains of the contents of a Jack Daniel’s bottle.
(Oh NOZE! Back to religion?)
Did somebody say “Jesus cookie?!
ZOMG, DKW! Rob Van Winkle is in it!
What actor’s mom? Oh, you mean the ICP movie. Still nah gunna watch.
not a weak little girl of an organization protecting itself while throwing everyone else under the bus.”
The ultimate internet tuff guy. Irk, you’re a fag. I’d kick your bitch ass if I ever saw you. Cunt. You’re so fucking ugly and stupid DKW’s MOM won’t even take you as a “client”. Don’t worry, fatso, there’s always rentboys for people like you.
Ha! Chump.
Yikes. What does an aneurysm feel like? I have like, the worst headache in the world.
What actor’s mom?
Wow, she really doesn’t have *any* standards, does she?
Yikes. What does an aneurysm feel like? I have like, the worst headache in the world.
Are you sensitive to light or puking? Is your vision okay? What about your speech and concentration?
It’s always helpful to have hypochondriacs around.
(won’t you give me a ride back from) Mangotown?
Gun Owners of America never compromises on the Second Amendment.
The one bit of good news here is that Mitch McConnell is a serious first amendment advocate
Umm, no.
giant Jesus cooking up some thick juicy dinosaur steaks.
Fiqqst for extra jesusy goodness.
Are you sensitive to light or puking?
I’m always sensitive to puking. The smell puts me off my feed.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100615/ap_on_re_as/as_pakistan_bin_laden_hunter
Get big government out of the counterterrorism business! Let Joe the Bounty Hunter handle it!
I’m always sensitive to puking. The smell puts me off my feed.
Yeah, I was going to fix that, but figured a) nobody wants to see another post with me correcting myself, and b) if you were around, you’d pick it up and run with it.
Get big government out of the counterterrorism business! Let Joe the Bounty Hunter handle it!
I laughed my ass off when I heard that on the radio this morning.
That’s the best evidence for god I’ve seen yet. That and the church that caught fire from lightning a little while back. That and the church that collapsd. That and the …
Note to littlepig: THAT is objective evidence. Not very good for making the case but nonetheless objectively evident.
Are you sensitive to light or puking? Is your vision okay? What about your speech and concentration?
It’s always helpful to have hypochondriacs around.
I’m pretty sure I know why I have this horrible headache. My vision is terrible because I haven’t changed the contact lenses in my eyes since…um…a long time ago. So the light sensitivity, check. Concentration (well, that’s never
No, this is my face telling me to get my shit together and get these filthy old contacts out of here.
Get big government out of the counterterrorism business! Let Joe the Bounty Hunter handle it!
Do you spose when he caught up to him, he’d have a tearful little exchange about following the path of Jesus, brah?
I especially like the sword. Very effective against AK-47’s.
I found his farewell video, recorded just before embarking on this can’t fail, crucial mission: Here–make sure you get to :45 or so.
This is a real american patriot and hero.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100615/ap_on_re_eu/eu_nireland_bloody_sunday
David Cameron = weak and soft on terrorism + apologizing for Britain. Son of a bitch probably doesn’t even believe in British exceptionalism, but Britain’s a great country and it has nothing to apologize for!
Ladies and men-folk, I think we might have an Irishman in 10 Downing Street. Show me his birth certificate!
David Cameron = weak and soft on terrorism + apologizing for Britain. Son of a bitch probably doesn’t even believe in British exceptionalism, but Britain’s a great country and it has nothing to apologize for!
What do the bastards want? Reparations? That’s welfare.
Stop it Pupienus.
No, this is my face telling me to get my shit together and get these filthy old contacts out of here.
That sounds incredibly uncomfortable. Can you function without them? (This would be a ridiculous question to ask me, as I couldn’t even recognize a co-worker five feet away from me because I didn’t have my glasses on).
Can you function without them?
No, not even close. I can’t even find my old glasses.
It is uncomfortable, but it’s my own fault for being an idiot. I take a shower every morning. It takes less than 2 minutes to change them, and I get in a hurry in the morning to get to work. Guess I know what I’m doing at lunch time today.
“Authorities say California artist Thomas Kinkade spent a night in jail after being arrested on suspicion of drunken driving.”
“Painter of light” driving while lit.
It is uncomfortable, but it’s my own fault for being an idiot. I take a shower every morning. It takes less than 2 minutes to change them, and I get in a hurry in the morning to get to work. Guess I know what I’m doing at lunch time today.
My husband does that. I hope you remember to brush your teeth, though.
Aaaaaaaand I’d like to take that back, since he sometimes reads the comments here.
You shut the hell up. That man’s a national treasure.
That man’s a national treasure.
Of POOP.
Certification is theft
Quit being mean to the painter of poop, I mean light!
Sadie from Tiger Beatdown kicks the living shit out of Ross Douthat. I kind of love her.
That man’s a national treasure
Edgy Norman Rockwell!
Rofl…I wonder what edgy Norman Rockwell would be like. “Midge’s First Rave”
Sadie from Tiger Beatdown kicks the living shit out of Ross Douthat. I kind of love her.
Feminism is over–you bitches get back in the kitchen now. Racism is over, you n****s get back in the cotton fields.
Bonus Red Herring: If women don’t all agree on everything, they’re stupid and us dudez were right about you feminists all along.
Nice curb job by Sadie. Me like.
Rofl…I wonder what edgy Norman Rockwell would be like. “Midge’s First Rave”
Yikes. With all of the Americana home life scenes, that could get ugly. Or sexy–who knows. Nobody wants that reality though, it messes up our self image as exceptional US Americans.
That’s a great blog. Sadie does not pull punches.
Yeah, I kind of want to be Sadie when I grow up. (Even though I think she’s younger than I am).
I like the post so much I left a comment for her. I liked it so much it didn’t even involve sexual solicitations!
Sadie does not pull punches.
Does she pull fingers?
Does she pull fingers?
I think she pulled Douchhat’s finger, then got really mad at the response she got from it.
I liked it so much it didn’t even involve sexual solicitations!
That’s probably good. She’d cut your rhetorical balls off. Look up information on “Freddie’s boners” if you don’t believe me. Yeah. I’m kind of in love with her.
Ok, just read it….great stuff. These folks are so anxious to declare so many things “over”. So things can go back to exactly the way they were before.
WP review of The Overton Window.
I’m kinda bored, y’all. I may have to do work.
Yikes. With all of the Americana home life scenes, that could get ugly. Or sexy–who knows. Nobody wants that reality though, it messes up our self image as exceptional US Americans.
“Daddy Gets Pegged”
“Daddy Gets Pegged”
MY EYES!!!!!!!!
I hate you sosososososososo much.
“I like the post so much I left a comment for her. I liked it so much it didn’t even involve sexual solicitations!”
smart man!!
I wanna be her when I grow up,too, and I’m quite certain I have a good decade on her. Although far and away my fave blogger is Amanda Marcotte.
“Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
June 15, 2010 at 18:48
Yikes. With all of the Americana home life scenes, that could get ugly. Or sexy–who knows. Nobody wants that reality though, it messes up our self image as exceptional US Americans.
“Daddy Gets Pegged””
ROFL!! I learned about that from Wikipedia.
Cats chase mice. Tom and Jerry = faction.
“Daddy Gets Pegged”
The Young Lady With The Shiner
“It’s mainstream art, not art you have to look at to try to understand, or have an art degree to know whether it’s good or not,”
It’s so true, I DIDN’T need to get a degree in art to know whether drunken Pooh pisser’s art was good or not! Thank God I don’t have to look at it.
Oh, on the art tip: EVERYONE needs to go see “Exit Through the Gift Shop.” Seriously. See that shit.
On a similar note, go see Thers and comment #2 following.
smart man!!
Who, me?
On a similar note, go see Thers and comment #2 following.
Wow, that’s one of the most fucktarded things I’ve read today, which is saying something, since I’ve actually made it all the way through my Google RSS feed for the first time in a week.
Maybe that one’s satire and I’m just not getting it.
Also: people have sex, therefore porn=fAction!
Maybe that one’s satire and I’m just not getting it.
If it is, it’s way too subtle for the internets…
ALSO! Grover Norquist has joined GOProud? Verrrrry interesting.
“tsam said,
June 15, 2010 at 18:58
smart man!!
Who, me?”
When I said that S,N was full of smarties, did u think u weren’t included?
See, here’s the thing. A good artist would be able to HINT at nudity without actually showing it full-on and risking his or her project being rejected. It’s not a compromise of artistic integrity, it’s a matter of degree of talent.
Shorter prudish douche: Boobies! Ewwwww!
See, here’s the thing. A good artist does what is right for the project. Being able to imply nudity without showing it is not measure of talent.
When I said that S,N was full of smarties, did u think u weren’t included?
No, I didn’t think that. I was just trying be humble. Is my god-complex showing?
But back to the original topic – in Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga for the Wii, you can purchase a power-up called Fertilizer which allows you to make any Bantha you’re riding p00p out studs.
Also, too, FUCK YOU, APPLE.
That is all.
” Is my god-complex showing?”
I dunno. Is that what you call your penis?
This might be the closest I’ve come to ever agreeing with something that Irky wrote. It is pretty sleazy for the NRA to QQ over the DISCLOSE act and then turn around and support it once they’ve carved out an exemption for themselves. After all the family values crap they were spewing in 2008 for McCain, however, I do find it hysterical that Irky’s sycophants are whining about their “leftward drift.” Just how batshit does a person have to be to qualify as “conservative” these days?
HAHAHAHA. OT, pwnage of the week if not month.
I dunno. Is that what you call your penis?
I dunno. What does it look like to you?
Huppenthal, “Gotta go, I left a cake in the oven.”
I don’t have audio, but I imagine it must suck to be pwnd by a 12-year-old.
I do find it hysterical that Irky’s sycophants are whining about their “leftward drift.”
Which is not throwing the US American NRA under the bus. It really doesn’t GET anymore right wing that those motherfuckers. Defending liberty is one thing, the shit they pull is quite another.
He may not be the swiftest boat in the wingnut regatta, but give Jimmie credit: he did NOT moderate me away!
I replied to his reply – which avoided the bulk of my comment the way Dracula avoids holy water.
I am amused … & pleasantly surprised.
HAHAHAHA. OT, pwnage of the week if not month.
There’s a pretty depressing article in this month’s Harper’s about AZ and the nature of the political spectrum therein. It’s KrayzeeLand and a lot of the anti-immigration stuff appears to be diversion tactics to the “no-taxes-no services” mindset which may turn AZ into the most backward state in the union.
*sigh*
I don’t have audio, but I imagine it must suck to be pwnd by a 12-year-old.
Cautionary tale against being a dumbfuck wingnut.
arnold1888 says:
June 15, 2010 at 10:32
Sadly, No! has a response.
Jimmie says:
June 15, 2010 at 13:26
I’m sure he does. He’s largely responsible for the lefty trolls who show up here.
I guess Tintin killed off all the others and we haven’t heard about it yet?
Also, jim, I’m not giving him any credit. His response was idiotic, even if he did leave your comment up.
This makes me so sad. I’ve spent time in AZ, in the army, and by weird family circumstances since then. I fell in love with the mix of cultures, the weather, the scenery, all of it. I feel a sense of loss that the wingnuts have overtaken the humans there.
His response to me was equally idiotic. Jimmie [sic] has jimmies for brains.
Especially
cutepathetic was “spell my name right and I’ll address your post.”ALSO! Grover Norquist has joined GOProud? Verrrrry interesting.
I’m not sure it’s interesting or surprising. Grover doesn’t care about anything except money. He’d invite Zombie Mao, Zombie Hitler and Zombie Stalin to his Wednesday meetings if they promised to cut upper bracket taxes.
Also, jim, I’m not giving him any credit. His response was idiotic, even if he did leave your comment up.
Wait, were you expecting an intelligent response to the comment? After that article? I think you have to slide him just a little bit of credit for not just moderating SMcG into interweb purgatory. It seems a foregone conclusion that the response would be less than thoughtful or even address the meat of the comment.
He’d invite Zombie Mao, Zombie Hitler and Zombie Stalin to his Wednesday meetings if they
promised to cut upper bracket taxes.weren’t already the first ones there, taking all of the coffee and eating the cookies.fxt for justifiable eyegouging.
SMcG
By SMcG I mean jim. Sorry.
Jim and PeeJ and Zuzu should get credit, not me.
More importantly, do you eat the Red ones last? For that matter, do you suck them very slowly, or crunch them very fast?
I guess he thought he was talking to a junior FOX intern. This is what happens when you try to use bullshit as a shield against someone who did their homework. The kid is obviously nervous as hell – & he makes Huppenthal his bitch in two minutes flat.
Oh man – that big pause when he realizes he just took a footbullet is just so beautiful.
See, here’s the thing. A good artist would be able to HINT at nudity without actually showing it full-on and risking his or her project being rejected. It’s not a compromise of artistic integrity, it’s a matter of degree of talent.
A fellow student in a figure drawing class always left empty space where a penis should have been. The professor was a stickler for full-on lack of talent.
I guess Tintin killed off all the others
By SMcG I mean jim
ALL. ONE. GUY.
The kid is obviously nervous as hell – & he makes Huppenthal his bitch in two minutes flat.
Good for the kid, and boo on Huppenthal. Can he get away with arrant cowardice in the face of a high-schooler in a “Real-man” state like Arizona?
Of course, the kid’s question (which was extremely politely phrased) must have been unfair. Somebody send Michele Malkin to look in his kitchen window, right away!
A fellow student in a figure drawing class always left empty space where a penis should have been. The professor was a stickler for full-on lack of talent.
Right, cuz you used Ken for a model?
He’s not wrong, either; the problem is, he’s not talking about the teabaggers and their incendiary rhetoric.
He’s not wrong, either; the problem is, he’s not talking about the teabaggers and their incendiary rhetoric.
Oh, I’m sure Glenda had the Patriot Act and illegal wiretapping and Gitmo in mind when he wrote this. Right? Hello?
Of course, silly, the president’s black now.
Of course, silly, the president’s black now.
In Lego Star Wars The Complete Saga, Boss Nass becomes available after completeing Stage 2 of Episode 1.
In Lego Star Wars The Complete Saga, Boss Nass becomes available after completeing Stage 2 of Episode 1.
Completing Stage 666 unlockes Blakk Usurpa.
In Lego Star Wars The Complete Saga, Boss Nass becomes available after completeing Stage 2 of Episode 1.
Huh? Put that in english please.
Completing Stage 666 unlockes Blakk Usurpa.
The Gungan Sith Lord? NO WAI! High Double Jump, Dark Side Force Powers and SOCIALISM! Way 2 overpowered.
Although, the animation for his Force Choke is pretty amusing. It involves shoving things down throats.
@tsam:
Several people over on BJ made the point that forcing the NRA to embrace unalloyed wingnuttery would be a sure-fire way to guarantee they have virtually no influence on Democratic candidates. Seems to be completely lost on Irky, though. Also too:
I think the power of morbid curiosity is going to compel me to read the book, as long as I can do so without paying the crybaby any money in the process. It’ll be interesting to see how many of Bush’s sins end up attributed to Teh Ebil Libruls.
Huh? Put that in english please.
Uh… how’s about:
Star Wars + Black President = Rugor Nass, the leader of a race of primitives that speak in slave patois and is racist against the fair skinned humans that comprise the civilized part of Naboo.
It’s a thread with Banthas in the title!
Which is not throwing the US American NRA under the bus. It really doesn’t GET anymore right wing that those motherfuckers. Defending liberty is one thing, the shit they pull is quite another.
Tell me something; I know they’ll always be united by their hatred of the Other (“liberal elitists,” “political correctness,” “union thugs,” “black racists” and “Islamo-fascists”). But otherwise, would it be an overstatement to say that the right wing’s literally tearing itself to shreds over anything and everything?
Also, FYWP.
I think the power of morbid curiosity is going to compel me to read the book, as long as I can do so without paying the crybaby any money in the process. It’ll be interesting to see how many of Bush’s sins end up attributed to Teh Ebil Libruls.
I want to read it, too, but I don’t want to give him money and I’m far, far too embarrassed to check it out from the library.
Incidentally, I went in to pick up a few books I had on hold about a month ago, and I saw that somebody had “Going Rogue” on hold. WTF? Why? I can’t imagine there’s a huge demand for the book now…plus, you can buy it at Wal-Mart for, like, 15 cents.
Star Wars + Black President = Rugor Nass, the leader of a race of primitives that speak in slave patois and is racist against the fair skinned humans that comprise the civilized part of Naboo.
I didn’t know Boss Nass had a first name.
You beat me on knowledge of Star Wars trivia, which is a bloody impressive feat if I do say so myself. Word up!
NERDS!
Beats NADS!
But otherwise, would it be an overstatement to say that the right wing’s literally tearing itself to shreds over anything and everything?
This is one circular firing squad I am totally digging.
Ideological purity, can you dig it?
I think the power of morbid curiosity is going to compel me to read the book, as long as I can do so without paying the crybaby any money in the process. It’ll be interesting to see how many of Bush’s sins end up attributed to Teh Ebil Libruls.
I’m trying to resist the temptation to see the world’s largest goatse in text form myself.
I shouldn’t talk about anyone throwing the NRA under the bus, they regularly throw themselves under the bus. I’m still sore about the Speaker Tom Foley (from my congressional district) getting years of ass kissing from Foley completely forgotten for a dumbshit nobody. It worked well.
Again, I can’t stress enough that when you court and pander to the fringe elements, they will come to define you–like how being a Republican is nearly synonomous with being a part of the Moral Majority. I didn’t think it could get weirder than those guys, but boy was I wrong.
Liberals love to pretend that they are the great champions of conservation, when in fact it was President Theodore Roosevelt, a conservative
A conservative who was the first president to campaign on universal health care.
You obviously haven’t gotten the memo (http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/28771.html) – Teddy’s now a RINO as well, sayeth your movement. A conservative, you call him? For shame!
I shouldn’t talk about anyone throwing the NRA under the bus
Of course not. That’s not nearly violent enough for their masturbatory fantasies. You throw the NRA under a panzer tank.
Huh? Put that in english please.
Uh… how’s about:
Star Wars + Black President = Rugor Nass, the leader of a race of primitives that speak in slave patois and is racist against the fair skinned humans that comprise the civilized part of Naboo.
(dialing Samuel Jackson)
A conservative who was the first president to campaign on universal health care.
And who championed the goals of the…wait for it…progressive movement.
NER is starting to wear very thin. Come up with some new material, please, or be gone.
You throw the NRA under a panzer tank.
Ah yes, excellent point. To expand:
First you pull them from an integrated military that allows openly gay members to serve without restriction. THEN you throw them under the Panzer. Bus throwing with a side order of humiliation.
Come up with some new material, please
Might as well ask for intelligent conversation from a bloody stone.
I woke up before noon for this?
I woke up before noon for this?
Wake up before noon for Oprah, stay awake for the S, N!
Conservatives are the real champions of conservation. Liberals are the champions of government excess and illegal alien invaders.
You copied the wrong diatribe, NER. We’re the champions of ghey buttsecks and FEMA Concentration Camps. (I capitalize since their existence warrants addressing them as a proper noun).
when in fact it was President Theodore Roosevelt, a conservative, who speared headed Our Nation’s first conservation movement
You folks need to make up your part-time minds.
FEMA Concentration Camps.
FEMACC = the sound wingnuts imagine ghey buttsecks makes.
Might as well ask for intelligent conversation from a bloody
stonestool.You throw the NRA under a panzer tank.
Don’t tease the panzer!
Don’t tease the panzer!
Every panz now!
Everybody panz now!
[Yes, I am completely denying the existence of the 21:40 comment.]
NER has just outed himself as a parody troll. The gigs up Doofus.
I woke up before noon for this?
You should blame Jesus. Recall that it was very early on the third day when they found the tomb empty. d00d must’ve gone out for a pre-dawn quickie or whatnot.
Panzer? I hardly know her.
Might as well ask Dan’l Boone for intelligent conversation from a
bloodybar stool.Fiqqts for old-timey jokiness.
Everybody panz now!
Look. I know it was my fault that it was there in the first place, but I JUST got that song out of my head.
And so they did! What a man that TR was.
What a man that TR was.
Just typing his initials has me all athrob.
bloody
barstool: Often caused by a lily-liver.Arizona is once again spearheading the effort to Take Back America!
All of the mangoes in the history of the world couldn’t compel me to click that link…
a lily-liver
A much more respectable breed than the mere lily-diers or the infamous lily-gilders.
TR was no lefty. He would have despised you lily livered anit-American socialists.
I’m certain he would have, but not because we were socialist. Only because we’re nice to immigrants, nice to blacks, pro-choice and pro-gay.
The one thing that didn’t differentiate the Democrats from the Bull Moose Party, in fact, was economics – they were both what the modern right wing would call “socialists” in that respect, perhaps a little more so for the Democrats, but the fundamentals (things like universal health care, which need I remind you IS SOCIALISM AND FASCIST AND UNAMERICAN AND EVIIIIIIIIIILL!!!) were the same on that point.
The Bull Moose platform, like that of W. J. Bryan before, was essentially “socialism for Real Americans” (e.g. white, Anglo-Saxon Protestants, usually rural and preferably non-Southern). Whereas the Democrats reached out to the outcasts, namely inner-city immigrants and Southerners. FDR’s triumph was to unite those two movements.
Very sadly, I gotta go. But I look forward to reading The Troofus’ word vomit upon my return.
NER’s back. Summer school must have just let out. NEW, you should study or you’ll have to repeat the grade yet again.
He would have despised you lily livered anit-American socialists.
You and Jonah need to get your talking points straightened out. The turn of the century progressivism that Goldberg diagnosed as “liberal fascism” is precisely the same progressivism that you are calling “conservative”. You should also work out your issues with Glenn Beck. He’s convinced that social justice forms no part of the Gospels, so one of you is clearly a Hell-bound blasphemer, although I wouldn’t rule out the possibility that they still have room for two.
Roosevelt was not a saint. He was in fact, an avowed imperialist, racist and war-monger. However, he did try to break up oil and steel trusts, which, from the perspective of the modern GOP, puts him only slightly to the right of Mao.
NER, too. And such as.
O FUCK YOU WP.
Don’t tease the panzer!
Niiiiiice! Well played, sir!
Roosevelt was not a saint. He was in fact, an avowed imperialist, racist and war-monger. However, he did try to break up oil and steel trusts, which, from the perspective of the modern GOP, puts him only slightly to the right of Mao.
He was considered to be a self-caricature when he was alive, but in retrospect he was a complicated guy. A lot of his beliefs (e.g., racism and imperialism) are repugnant to me, but he also pushed laws and ideas (e.g., conservation and anti-monopolism) that we still haven’t got right. He also gave one of the all-time great speeches (“The Man in the Arena”) on achievement as opposed to theory.
Clicked douchnozzle’s link. Old news. Trying to remove the anchor baby part of that anti-American manifesto called The Constitution.
NE Ratbag, are you ready for “Second Amendment remedies?”
If not, shut up & go away.
New England Redneck said,
Arizona is once again spearheading the effort to Take Back America!
http://www.sacbee.com/2010/06/15/2824421/ariz-lawmaker-takes-aim-at-automatic.html
That proposed law is blatently unconstitutional because it is in direct violation of the 14th Am. Of Course, you don’t care about that. Why do you hate the Constitution so much New England Brickhead?
Do trolls actually like having their vomitous ramblings torn to shreds by reality? I would think it feels something like this
FYWP
@T&U:
I suspect it’ll be available on some dark corner of the internets. As for the hold on Going Rogue, I have no idea what that’s about; this is a fairly wingnutty area and the local library seems to be able to keep that stuff on the shelf. Maybe it’s someone doing a summer school project on wingnut welfare queens.
@Anon:
“Atlas Shrugged?” I’ve read it — it sucked.
In non-Bizarro world, the R in Hawai’i was elected to serve out the current term (ends in Jan.). It’s pretty sure the Dem will win in the real election in Nov.
How’d Cosmo Centerfold’s “victory” in MA work out again?
But keep fucking that chicken!
FYWP FYWP FYWP
Three attempts. I shall fight no more forever.
Link showed that famous soccer match where one dude buries his foot in another dude’s junk. You can totally see the victim screaming “WHY???”
What does an aneurysm feel like?
Sort of squishy, like a jellyfish in a leather jacket.
“Atlas Shrugged?” I’ve read it — it sucked.
That was me responding to your post…
Wow, you enjoy the punishment, don’t you?
Ill invite you all to a bbq at my place to show you the hospitality of Real Americans.
Oooh! Will there be Jello salad?
Dont worry libs
Ok. We won’t.
Now, we DO have your word that if you turn out to be wrong in November, you’ll return here and own up to it, right?
I only know how to argue politics or history using facts and logic and since NER does not believe in either of these things, responding to him is about as usefull as debating hygene with a warm bucket of shit.
Now, we DO have your word that if you turn out to be wrong in November, you’ll return here and own up to it, right?
Fuck that. I just want him to bring Jello salad.
Jello salad can be complicated. Little shreds of carrot? NO.
You know, our Founding Fathers, they put that Second Amendment in there for a good reason and that was for the people to protect themselves against a tyrannical government. And in fact Thomas Jefferson said it’s good for a country to have a revolution every 20 years.
No, that’s not the reason, but whatever.
Thomas Jefferson and James Madison envisioned peaceful revolutions, wherein people you know, like vote in their leadership.
Jello salad can be complicated. Little shreds of carrot? NO.
Oh, I’m talking the Real American traditional Jello salad of lime Jello with lettuce, Miracle Whip, and walnuts. Had it at church gatherings and family reunions! Delicious!
Jello salad can be complicated. Little shreds of carrot? NO.
I tried cutting carrots that small and I sliced my fingers all up to pieces. Communism.
I think it had raisins in it, too….?
Or maybe that was the strawberry with the carrot in it…
Oh, I’m talking the Real American traditional Jello salad of lime Jello with lettuce, Miracle Whip, and walnuts. Had it at church gatherings and family reunions! Delicious!
That is fucking gross. My family has had that shit at every Thanksgiving dinner in memory. I tried it when I was about 5 and haven’t touched it since. They call it Peter Pan Salad–hmmm VGheyR? Yeah.
Fuck that. I just want him to bring Jello salad.
Ok. And beer?
That is fucking gross.
Yes, it is. Horrifying.
I know we had shit that was worse, but I’ve probably blocked it out, due to the trauma.
Ok. And beer?
Gluten free. Or whiskey. In fact, just whiskey.
Oh, K-Lo.
Oh, K-Lo.
Whoa. That is perhaps the tallest stack of FAIL I’ve seen all day, and I work in the construction industry, where FAIL isn’t just a job, it’s a way of life.
She must have editors who are trained code-breakers.
just whiskey
mmmmmm whiskey….**hic**
Geez T&U, did we run everyone out of here?
Geez T&U, did we run everyone out of here?
I think so. It’s been a slow day, dude.
I’m here…to say I’m making roasted chicken with lemon and fennel and potato and celery root purée. And you’re both invited to partake.
Might as well ask Dan’l Boone for intelligent conversation from a bloody bar stool.
Fiqqts for old-timey jokiness.
TOUCHE! Nice!
I’m here…to say I’m making roasted chicken with lemon and fennel and potato and celery root purée. And you’re both invited to partake.
NOOO! I’m so hungry….wahhhhh!
What’s fennel? (I’m sorry, I’m an unapologetic philistine)
She is the editor.
I’m sorry, I’m an unapologetic
HAH–that sounded kinda stupid, didn’t it? See what hunger does to me?
She is the editor.
Oh my. Well then who is the ghost writer that almost manages to complete sentences and stuff?
I’m here…to say I’m making roasted chicken with lemon and fennel and potato and celery root purée.
Sounds delicious! Roasted chicken is part of my death row meal. Or duck, depending on my mood. Or maybe short ribs if I was executed in the middle of winter…
Oh my. Well then who is the ghost writer that almost manages to complete sentences and stuff?
You haven’t spent much time over at NRO, have you, dear?
Oh my. Well then who is the ghost writer that almost manages to complete sentences and stuff?
MS Word’s tired, overworked, underpaid spell check utility.
Are you shitting the motherfucking fuck out of me? And it’s not even CLOSE to 2012 yet. Jesus.
Philistine schmilistine. Hey, whenever I go through the checkout line, I have to explain half my produce.
Anyway, fennel is a bulby veggie with a texture sort of like celery and an slightly sweet anise-y taste. It’s extremely fragrant. A lot of people use them the way they use other aromatics (like carrots and celery and onions).
Roasted chicken seems to be a favorite of serious foodies. I’m trying to master it.
Roasted chicken seems to be a favorite of serious foodies. I’m trying to master it.
Unfortunately, I probably qualify under the “serious foodie” heading.
Um, Joy of Cooking has very good directions on how to prep it, but I think they tell you to cook it too long…I don’t quite remember, though.
I do love chicken. I’m sure I’ve had fennel before, just didn’t know what it was.
So would that be something like cilantro then? Aromatic, a very nice addition to something already good?
Are you shitting the motherfucking fuck out of me? And it’s not even CLOSE to 2012 yet. Jesus.
Did you see the quoted article in the comments? Fuck. I need a drink.
We are all going to die.
I have been following this thread for a few days now, much to my amusement and chagrin. I just wanted to tell you about the ass-hattery I have to put up with on an almost daily basis.
The whole thing started when my mom’s husband, who thinks Glenn Beck is gawd, chose to write a guest editorial in which he went on at great length about how our government is cheating us and we should all watch Glenn Beck and read the Constitution and the Federalist Papers daily in our local paper which he concluded with the phrase:
‘my grandchildren and their parents are illiterate about our nation’s history.’
This, of course, pissed me off no end, so I sent him the following email:
I have to tell you that I am insulted by one of the comments you made in your editorial that ran in this week’s paper. I can only suppose that since Sean’s kids are very young, you were referring to us, when you stated that your grandkids and their parents are illiterate about our nation’s history. I really take exception to that statement considering I graduated from the U of M with a minor in History. Most of that work consisted of courses in American history and religion with an independent study on the Lewis & Clark expedition and it’s meaning to Jefferson and our young nation.
Just because you learned a certain set of facts about our country and its government back in the 50s, doesn’t mean that what we and our kids have learned is not of that same standard. A lot has happened since you were in school, and it is improbable that today’s kids can learn every single thing that has happened from the birth of our nation to now. And just because someone can’t recall from memory just who their representatives are and other office holders are at any given time, doesn’t necessarily mean that they do not know it. Some have learned it, but haven’t retained that information because it either did not interest them or they did not feel they needed it. Yes, we all need to be aware of who and what our current government consists of and is up to. We also need to learn from history so as to avoid past mistakes or tragedies while re-affirming what was right and good. But, there is no way we can claim to know exactly what our founders intended, as we were not there at the time and not all opinions and intentions were not recorded. We can guess at their intent, but history does have a way of writing itself, and what is portrayed as truth or fact, may in fact be myth or misconception.
We all have learned and know certain facts. Just because we all don’t know the same set of facts or interpret them differently than others doesn’t necessarily make one illiterate on the subject. You do not have a full understanding what any of my kids (or siblings) know on any given subject, so please do not make such assumptions about us.
This is the reply I received:
Illiterate … meaning ignorant in a particular subject. Ignorant … lacking knowledge or awareness, uneducated. Propaganda … biased or misleading nature, used to promote a point of view. My contention is that our current education system purposely omits information about our country’s founding. That process of omitting information started with segregation.
I think you would agree that for my statement to be true the education our children and their children has to be incomplete with regards to the founding of our of country. If the education is poor, the results will be poor. Responsibility for the level of your public school education is my generation’s. We didn’t get involved in what is being taught.
Segregation… who initiated segregation of government and the army? For the public to buy into segregation “experts” had to present evidence that negroes have inferior intelligences. Further, for the inferior intelligence story to work all evidence that negroes had contributed to the founding of our country had to be erased. For that information to be lost our education system had to omit references to blacks and their accomplishments during the Revolutionary period going forward. Who were some of those blacks during the Revolutionary period? Where were they and what did they do?
James Armstead aka James Lafayette?
Frederick Douglass? Relationship with Abe Lincoln? What did he think of the Constitution?
Where did sold down the river come from?
Wentworth Cheswell? Relationship with Paul Revere’s ride?
Why is George Whitefield an important person during the Revolutionary Great Awakening period?
What lasting impact to Harry Hoosier have? Why?
You have read the Federalist Papers, why did our founders have the senators elected by the state governments and not by popular vote? During who’s administration was that changed? Based on nearly over 90 years of history would you say the 17th Amendment was good for the country or not? Why?
Why did our country shift from the Articles of Confederation and Perpetual Union?
According to the Declaration of Independence our rights come from our Creator. Do you believe the Constitution charges the federal government with protecting our rights so they can never be taken away?
Where does the federal government get its authority/power?
Why did James Madison insist on a republic form of government? In a republic who has the most governing power? Why? How is power transferred?
An early draft of the Declaration of Independence said “life, liberty and property” It was changed to say “pursuit of happiness” why the change?
Here are couple of quick things to consider. What part of the Constitution allows for Social Security? What part of the Constitution allows for a Federal Department of Education? The Constitution is short and simple to read, so finding the supporting words should be easy. Lawyers today are not taught Constitutional law, instead they are taught case law (someone else’s opinion of the meaning of the Constitution, kind of like playing telephone with understanding the Constitution). When did that change? Why?
The recent health care legislation is being challenged on meaning of the Commerce clause.
I wrote the following in another editorial:
“Here is an experiment to understand the Commerce Clause of the Constitution. For this experiment we need several boxes, several children and several balls. Name the boxes states names and spread them out, with the open side up, on the lawn. Now tell the children to place the balls among the boxes. If a child puts a ball in a box would they be demonstrating an understanding of the word among? Should a child puts a ball in a box how would you explain, to their understanding, the difference between within the boxes and among the boxes?
So simple a child can understand it.”
For many years I have asked people questions, like the ones above, about our country. Most questions are either incorrectly answered or not answered at all. Its our history. Learn it, learn from it.
I will cease this discussion immediately if our discussion of our country’s founding history strays from the facts. I am not interested in feelings or politics.
What a person does with the facts is their choice. I believe people will always make the best choice they can based on their knowledge. I am saying garbage in, garbage out.
Segregation was done by our government using misinformation, but not by our founders. The effects of the misinformation that our federal government used to promoted segregation lingers today.
I believe if we choose to continue this discussion both of us are going to have our eyes opened and become better friends.
I don’t think he understood my point…I just wanted an apology and for him to shut his big yap. This type of exchange is why I drink at family gatherings…
So does your family background with this person clue you in to what any of that stuff means?
You misspelled “its” you illiterate.
“So would that be something like cilantro then? Aromatic, a very nice addition to something already good.”
yup…like that just with a slightly sweet aroma and in veggie form. 🙂
“Unfortunately, I probably qualify under the “serious foodie” heading.”
that’s why I feel comfortable talking about food when yer hangin’ ’round.
I believe if we choose to continue this discussion both of us are going to have our eyes opened and become better friends.
Hm, V “if you shutup and believe whatever I say, you won’t be illiterate about my interpretation of history and then I’ll like you” R.
Here’s lunch chez Bouffant, since it’s come to that.
Oh, this is going to be GOOD.
And by “good” I mean “worse than even The Overton Window.”
yup…like that just with a slightly sweet aroma and in veggie form. 🙂
Fedex some of that to me!
Here’s lunch chez Bouffant, since it’s come to that.
Please tell me that stuff is for comedic effect and you don’t actually eat it.
Bouffant doesn’t want fish with good taste. There is no second part to that.
New England Redneck believes that Blanche Lincoln is a “Libtard” therefore proving he has no understanding of politics in any manner
So does your family background with this person clue you in to what any of that stuff means?
he’s been married to my mom for 10 years and i still haven’t figured out what the hell he is talking about 90% of the time, which is 150% of the time…
You misspelled “its” you illiterate.’
although i reeeeeaaaallly wanted to go there, i took the high road as i think the irony would have been lost.
Hm, V “if you shutup and believe whatever I say, you won’t be illiterate about my interpretation of history and then I’ll like you” R.
exactly…
Hee hee. Pseudo intellectuals. They so craaazy!
@tsam:
Only to a point; I could only read about 1/3rd of “The Turner Diaries” before giving up and hitting the delete key in disgust.
Frederick Douglass? Relationship with Abe Lincoln? What did he think of the Constitution?
Where did sold down the river come from?
Well, I suppose that having been born 100 years later, the cultural aspects of that “relationship” would be clearly evident, especially since we’re still listening to the endless temper tantrum that resulted from the Civil Rights Act and Brown V. BOE. I’m sure that relationship is relevant to modern society as well.
This sounds like one of those people who doesn’t really know much, but reads enough propaganda (using these same obfuscation tactics) to fancy himself an intellectual and studying the side of life that us illiterates don’t bother to examine.
No, nothing I do is for comedy. I have already et one of those boxes. And its contents.
I will admit that fish was crummy. The remaining pieces have been sitting there for several wks.
Only to a point; I could only read about 1/3rd of “The Turner Diaries” before giving up and hitting the delete key in disgust.
See, I can’t even read the stuff. I’m too busy analyzing character, trying to find motive and wondering what makes a person so afraid of everything that they teach themselves to insulate vulnerability with hate and violence (which I suppose answers my own question, but I’m still working on the primary motivator). Plus I still feel arsed to call the author on the stupid shit they try to label as fact.
No, nothing I do is for comedy. I have already et one of those boxes. And its contents.
I like those fishsticks. I do, however, drown them in cocktail sauce before biting into their yummy chemical laced processy goodness.
The boxes aren’t my favorite though. The boxes they move produce in taste the best.
Victoria Jackson dials the Stupid up to 11.
“I didn’t vote for anyone. I didn’t know how. I didn’t know where to go. I never saw a sign that said, “Vote Here.” I didn’t know how to “register” or even that I had to register. I didn’t know what the candidates stood for or how to find out. Word of mouth I guess, but no one I hung out with talked about politics, ever.”
http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/vjackson/2010/06/09/im-mad-at-christians/
Well, I suppose that having been born 100 years later, the cultural aspects of that “relationship” would be clearly evident, especially since we’re still listening to the endless temper tantrum that resulted from the Civil Rights Act and Brown V. BOE. I’m sure that relationship is relevant to modern society as well.
Which is NOT to say that cultural context isn’t critical to a useful understanding of history. But simply throwing the questions out there (as if giving a history exam) doesn’t prove anything.
bbkf47, my sympathies. He sounds like a royal pain in the ass.
drown them in cocktail sauce before biting into their yummy chemical laced processy goodness.
Not even Trader Joe’s Thai Yellow Curry Sauce helped.
I will cease this discussion immediately if our discussion of our country’s founding history strays from the facts. I am not interested in feelings or politics.
I can haz my factz?
And of course he gets to be the arbiter of said facts. At least you know how to get him off your back.
Respecting Glenn Beck is proof of historical ignorance.
bbkf47 –
One of the right-wing tropes that still amazes me, 30 years after Ronnie, is that “history” is a group of facts that have only one possible reading. Any disagreement about history is therefore proof of mendacity or ignorance on someone’s part…and the righties know it couldn’t possibly be them.
The idea that history, as a social science and a profession, has advanced a great deal since, say, 1860, and now includes multiple viewpoints, social context, and a distrust of “fact” and singular “causes” with regard to motives and causality is so completely unrecognizable to them that they automatically classify it as “left-wing propaganda.” The U.S. has a racist past and an imperialist present? That conflicts with AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM and therefore cannot be true. Or to use a subtler example, the Monroe Doctrine is evidence of racism and imperialism? Unpossible, since it was only poor little us standing up to the big bad Europeans.
Speaking of this trend in general, in makes me sick. Speaking of your family issue, you have my sympathies.
Damn Pelicans!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUvWp6IoawI
Just checking in to say that a perfectly roasted chicken is sublime. Lots of exec and sous chefs have there prospective employees make roasted chicken. It’s a good test of whether someone has the basic chops.
Wait…chickens have chops?
You know, our Founding Fathers, they put that Second Amendment in there for a good reason and that was for the people to protect themselves against a tyrannical government
Um, no. It says nothing of the sort. THE SECOND AMENDMENT IS ONE FUCKING SENTENCE. ONE FUCKING SENTENCE.
That’s the whole fucking thing! There’s nothing in there about protection against your own government! There’s nothing about the individual’s rights to protection! It’s about the protection of the state.
It’s a lot easier to understand this if you realize that the Bill of Rights was a set of agreements TO THE STATES, saying, basically, you have to support these rights and uphold these responsibilities if you want to be a member of the United States. And that there were a shitload of Quakers in the colonies at that time, and Quakers aren’t too big on killin’ and shit.
In the original draft there was a clause saying that nobody could be forced to bear arms to protect their country if it went against their religion. How would that make any fucking sense under the right-wing interpretation of the 2nd amendment?
Anybody who is “pro 2nd amendment” is BY VERY DEFINITION in favor of federal regulations. If you don’t like regulations, you don’t like the 2nd amendment. Or the rest of the Bill of Rights, for that matter.
How about the constitution? It says congress has the power
In other words, in order to ensure federal security and the ability for the federal government to raise an army TO PROTECT THE US FROM FOREIGN ENEMIES and to put down teatard insurrections, the states may not pass laws restricting the ownership of guns and the raising of armies FOR MILITARY PURPOSES. Because THAT’S THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT’S JOB.
Let’s summarize:
1) Congress has the power to establish and train a standing army (Constitution, section 8)
2) Congress has the power to tell that army to do things (Constitution, section 8)
3) Citizens are allowed to keep and bear arms in connection to federally regulated militias (Bill of Rights)
4) States cannot infringe on Congress’ ability to do 1,2 and 3 (Bill of Rights)
Any questions?
The supreme court later decided that the 2nd amendment included owning arms for personal protection, which was pretty activist-judgey, if you ask me.
But you know what? They still didn’t say any shit about people being allowed to own guns to protect themselves against their own government. That’s a fucking myth that you need to let go of right now. (Not that I have a problem with the principle, but it’s simply not in the Constitution.)
From the comments section of the Victoria Jackson post…
A religious wingnut gives advice on how to reach out to non-Christians:
Yeah, that should work.
Thomas Keller shows how to perfectly roast a chix in a video somewhere on teh interducts. I didn’t pay extreme attention as I have perfected my own method but I watched enough to know it is worth your time to watch it.
they are dead in their sins
Yeah, that’s what happened to Nelson Rockefeller.
Wait…chickens have chops?
I fell on my ass because of that slippery shit. HAVEN’T I BEEN PUNISHED ENOUGH?
How To Make Chicken Chops
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Sounds painful.
Duck!! Roasted, or “Q’d.” Grease, yum.
VJ in action.
Mmmmmm. Sounds good, but I’m going to hammer a sushi bar tonight!
I overcame my apprehension and googled forcemeat. Looks good. Not too sure about the name, though.
Isn’t this guy that same blimp who called Obama unathletic because he won a game of Horse, or something?
I tried asking him directly, but my comment need to get un-moderated. What are the odds of that?
Strangely there is only one forcemeat maker program in the whole of the Ukraine.
The odds are pretty good. Comments section had some familiar names.
Duck!! Roasted
Duck, motherfucker, you roast it?
or alternate response:
Duck, you sucker, you roast it?
Segregation was done by our government using misinformation, but not by our founders. The effects of the misinformation that our federal government used to promoted segregation lingers today.
You’re right, of course, since segregation didn’t exist at the time of the Founding Fathers. In those days, we had a thing called “slavery.” Ever heard of it? That was what was “done” by our founders, and by “done,” I don’t mean “reluctantly enacted into law in order to appease a few racists,” I mean “in many cases, they directly, personally owned slaves whose labor was responsible for the lion’s share of their personal fortunes.” Maybe they did slavery using misinformation, and in any cases that doesn’t discredit all the good they did in other respects. But for fuck’s sake, stop whitewashing what they did wrong, just admit it. It’s long past time we grew up and admitted that our founders were simply flawed and fallible human beings, not gods.
Offhand, I’d have to say the who wrote you that letter is illiterate about his country’s history. I’m sorry that you have to drink in family reunions… but based on what I read on my younger cousin’s facebook (slew of PJTV videos accompanied by right-wing slogans he doesn’t even understand), I might be coming back after my next reunion to ask for advice in how to deal with it.
Yeah, I think I’ve seen that Keller video. As I recall, the household butcher had some minor dispute with Keller’s method, but I can’t remember what.
Isn’t this guy that same blimp who called Obama unathletic because he won a game of Horse, or something?
I think that was the last farticle we smelled up in here. Yeah, super fat guy has something to say about athleticism. Hilarious.
You a damn dirty liar jimmie.
Super white guy clumsily attempts “black” diction. Film at 11.
The only thing better than roasted duck? Duck confit. Fuck yeah.
Duckfat is a kitchen treasure.
This sounds like one of those people who doesn’t really know much, but reads enough propaganda (using these same obfuscation tactics) to fancy himself an intellectual and studying the side of life that us illiterates don’t bother to examine.
Oy, I know plenty of people like that. The guys who think because they can keep talking, they must be saying something important.
What’s amazing is they can weave the most long-winded, complex and amazingly developed theories, speeches, lines of reasoning and whatnot, but they’re all based on a foundation so thin and narrow that they essentially have no relation to the real world. They live in a sealed-off alternate reality – as extensive as the Star Wars expanded universe, and with about as much connection to reality.
Stranger still, there is also only one for collectors of flying devices and for caboose workers.
But it’s good to see that three programs should allow them to train ample numbers of makers of artistic products with vines.
Well, I know chickens have choppers…
One interesting similarity I noticed between “The Turner Diaries” and “Atlas Shrugged:” in both books, the antagonists are caricatured as lazy, inept, stupid, and unable to win unless the protagonists make a mistake (where “mistake” has the meaning of “acting contrary to Pierce or Rand’s beliefs.”) The insecurities of their respective authors practically scream from the pages.
One interesting similarity I noticed between “The Turner Diaries” and “Atlas Shrugged:” in both books, the antagonists are caricatured as lazy, inept, stupid, and unable to win unless the protagonists make a mistake (where “mistake” has the meaning of “acting contrary to Pierce or Rand’s beliefs.”) The insecurities of their respective authors practically scream from the pages.
Jeez, WTF?
At least liberal Hollywood gives us worthy villains. Let’s see Mr. Galt test his strength against the Joker, Palpatine, Blofeld, or Khan Noonien Singh. (Especially Khan, who actually is the superior human overman the bleating Randroids all want to be).
Oh man, I was catching up on this epic thread when I saw
“I live in a society where it’s too much to ask that you stick a fucking knife into a jar if you want a peanut butter sammich.”
That slew me.
One interesting similarity I noticed between “The Turner Diaries” and “Atlas Shrugged:” in both books, the antagonists are caricatured as lazy, inept, stupid, and unable to win unless the protagonists make a mistake (where “mistake” has the meaning of “acting contrary to Pierce or Rand’s beliefs.”) The insecurities of their respective authors practically scream from the pages.
That probably sums up the entire experience–that facile characterization–good guy vs. bad guy, and that some sort of big-picture ideological war exists outside of their own diseased minds. I know we all like to define things as good and evil, and reduce the overarching character of a person to a level that fits these labels. But you fall hard into the wingnut trap of looking at everything through such a distorted lense that self examination looks something like peering into a funhouse mirror. If you move a little this way, it looks AWESOME.
stick a fucking knife into a jar
The issue there is double-dipping. Because people sharing a fucking household never swap diseases except by PB jar xmission.
Though I agree we’d be better off if all food came in nice, orderly plastic-wrapped squares, cube, & other simple shapes.
The really good “conservative” DK song[1], though, is Kill the Poor. When Bruce Springsteen expressed displeasure that Reagan was using Born in the USA as a campaign song, they really should have tried to snag that one.
[1] supergroup idea: DKWC featuring members of Dead Kennedys and Wang Chung.
Insane Clown Posse featuring Stephen Stills and Neil Young
BBKF47: FYI, the Supreme Court has ruled several times that Social Security is Constitutional, starting in 1936, when the Court was still striking down New Deal measures. The first opinions were written by a Hoover appointee. In other words, your step-father doesn’t know crap.
http://www.ssa.gov/history/court.html
For roasting chicken (or turkey), my best tip is to do most of the cooking with the bird on the rack with the breast facing down. The dark meat has to reach a higher temp to cook thoroughly, and if you position the bird with the breast facing up, it overcooks by the time the dark meat is cooked. Cooking the bird for most of the time with the breast facing down allows gravity to pull the cooking juices down into the less-fatty white meat, making it juicier. Then, 30 minutes or so before it should be done, flip the bird over so the skin on the breast will brown.
Roast chicken, by the way, is perhaps most delicious with rosemary and garlic.
roast chicken is great when slathered with KC Masterpiece BBQ sauce!
I find that burning bibles underneath makes it even better. Wrap it up in foreskins and you’re ready to serve a whole table full of Mac users.
Jennifer: Thanks for making my mouth water for roast chicken in a week when it’s too hot to fire up the oven.
The foodie thing kind of makes me sad, in the same way that encountering hand tool purists in the woodworking community made me sad. It may just be my deep seated insecurities coming to the fore, but does everything have to be a competition? To a reasonable first approximation, cooking, defined as the art of making dinner from raw ingredients, is a dying art, and yet those of us who still do it feel compelled to argue over which is the right kind of salt.
For the record, in case anybody reading has been intimidated, roasting a chicken is not hard. Make sure your oven’s thermostat is accurate, cook it as the recipe (any recipe) dictates and baste it periodically and you will have a perfectly serviceable roast chicken. It might not be good enough to win your Cordon Bleu, but it will suffice for dinner, and it is guaranteed to be ten times better than anything they sell in a box your grocer’s freezer.
The really good “conservative” DK song[1], though, is Kill the Poor. When Bruce Springsteen expressed displeasure that Reagan was using Born in the USA as a campaign song, they really should have tried to snag that one.
I see your “Kill the Poor” and raise you one “Eat the Rich” by Aerosmith.
Motorhead wins.
Today I have eaten two crappy muffins, two crappy samosas, and I have consumed fizzy drinks.
Why should we listen to music from a band of pretty boys when the real thing is available?
The foodie thing kind of makes me sad, in the same way that encountering hand tool purists in the woodworking community made me sad.
Are you disputing the incontrovertible fact that a well made and maintained hand plane is one of the world’s greatest joys?
does everything have to be a competition?
Boy, you been hanging with the wrong sort. Only the poseurs treat it as a competition.
Whoops, SMcG is way ahead.
I never use my foodie-ism as a way to exclude people but rather as a means to invite people along for the (culinary) ride. I have no use for exclusionary snobbery.
Play the samples. Almost as long as the originals anyway.
Also, you never want to baste the chicken. You will never get that coveted crisp skin that way.
Oh and FTR mine turned out brilliantly tonight.
Never mind, whole thing.
For the record, in case anybody reading has been intimidated, roasting a chicken is not hard.
Of course it isn’t. You essentially just stick it on a rack in a pan and put it in the oven.
Did I intimidate anyone by offering up that tip? Cause that’s all it was intended to be.
Are you disputing the incontrovertible fact that a well made and maintained hand plane is one of the world’s greatest joys?
Jointers are the Jews of hand plane fetishism.
I never use my foodie-ism as a way to exclude people
Also, you never want to baste the chicken.
See, there’s where my insecurities play a role. I cannot read these two statements as non-contradictory. You just told me that I, my mother, and everybody else I know have been roasting chickens wrong all this time, AND that not only do I not know how to cook one, I don’t even know how to EAT one, because it has never occurred to me to want a crisp skin.
I know you didn’t mean it like that, but that’s what I hear and that’s why it makes me sad.
Blenders aren’t used on chickens often enough.
roasting a chicken isn’t hard, but after awhile all the “why did he cross the road, to get to Milton Berle’s d**k” jokes get old.
Big Hollywood vs. Perez Hilton: Who Will Lose?
encountering hand tool purists in the woodworking community made me sad.
How do you feel about Motorhead purists in the heavy-metal community?
Also, these piddling little inkjet printers that people use these days are no match for the satisfaction of using a Heidelberg Platen letterpress printer.
Don’t start me on baroque instruments.
What’s fennel?
Thomas Jefferson’s favorite vegetable. Founding father tested and approved! I think he ate it off naked Sally Hemings’ ass.
Before any man can accept the free gift, he must first accept he need it or will perish in the eternal enmity of a loving and holy God
It’s a twelve step program, “accepting he need it” coming right after “hitting head with ball peen until this shit makes sense.”
Fixing as we speak:
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religious wingnutserial killer gives advice on how to reach out tonon-Christiansvictims:Don’t start me on baroque instruments.
Can you not curtall yourself on the subject?
I need cleansing because I worked in the garden today. Phew.
This is when the woodworking tools come in handy.
Also, Motörhead purists.
can has new post nao?
can has new post nao?
Feh. We need 500 more comments. The Overlords are unhappy.
can has new post nao?
Hey Parasite Moocher, you want a new post just any old time, start your own damn web log.
Don’t come begging to the Titans of Industry asking for a hand-out: IT IS NOT IN THEIR SELF-INTEREST.
Motorhead sucks. The Grateful Dead suck. Yes sucks. Rush sucks double.
AC/DC, on the other hand, (bleeping) ROCK!
Motorhead is the Kraft BBQ sauce of metal.
Oh, and roasting things (like chickens)? Brine them first. Moister, imbued flavor, etc. Moistness (ah, here we go) can also be enhanced by stuffing the chicken with fruit. Lemons, oranges, apples all work.
Mangoes might.
OK, I teed it up. Have at it.
Yes they do. Now Yes, there’s a band.
Lemmy, alone, would pulverize all members of AC/DC at the same time, including the loser who drowned in his own vomit or whatever.
It’s kind of not fair pulverizing a dead guy.
It’s kind of not fair pulverizing a dead guy.
The International Brotherhood of Zombies has been saying this for years.
Oh, and roasting things (like chickens)? Brine them first.
Mmmmmm. Pickled chicken….
Fine. You MADE me do this.
YouTube comment:
BBKF47: FYI, the Supreme Court has ruled several times that Social Security is Constitutional, starting in 1936, when the Court was still striking down New Deal measures. The first opinions were written by a Hoover appointee. In other words, your step-father doesn’t know crap.
he also glady cashes his SS check every month…
Today I have eaten two crappy muffins, two crappy samosas, and I have consumed fizzy drinks.
Jillian McKeefe is weeping!
is guineas
Gawldagnabit, yer lucky there was a Badgers! video link to wash away the horsey bits.
Good.
Jillian McKeefe is weeping!
Dammit! My illiteracy is showing again! Please don’t tell her I spelled her name wrong! She’ll make me give her a poo sample again!
You know, if you’re interested in poo samples I guess getting your degree from a diploma mill will help the process.
The Matt Furey thread seems to have pooped out as well.
Roasting chickens is for peoples too lazy to dig a hole in the sand.
For Bitter Scribe, these long hot summer days where the oven is forbidden from use – that is why we invented the Charcoal Greeyul. Vertical roasting chickens on upright beer cans is ridiculously awesome. Dry heat roasting on the outside to crisp up the skin whilst steaming from the inside to keep the bird moist.
And if you can’t bear to lose half a can of beer, there’s no reason why you can’t drink the beer and replace the fluid with some other cooking liquid – orange juice or mushroom stock or the blood of aborted womb-people mixed with the tears dolorous of Pastor Swank.
Or am I too late for the foodie talk again?
You may be a lover but you ain’t no panzer.
Blenders aren’t used on chickens often enough.
You obviously have never visited Zombie Manor.
Vertical roasting chickens on upright beer cans is ridiculously awesome.
Effing vertical grilling! How does THAT work?
Website? Newsletter? Crispy skin samples?
OMFG. What teh hell am I doing clicking on links this late on a school night? Will It Blend? is going to complete fuck up my circadian rhythm.
Still, totes worth it to find out how those fucking magnets work.
Hey LC, if you come back to this thread I wanted to say I totally got where you were coming from re: food snobbery. Crispy skin on a chicken is a preference, nothing more. And if you know how to make chicken YOU like that’s all that matters. And if anyone has a problem with your chicken, well, that person is a jerk.
But I’ll reiterate. I like talking food not to exclude people from the conversation, but rather to invite them in. And you do NOT have to be a gourmand to do so.
Also, LC, thanks for inquiring about my website. I think everything’s good to go now. 🙂
For Bitter Scribe, these long hot summer days where the oven is forbidden from use – that is why we invented the Charcoal Greeyul.
Thanks. Now invent me some place around my condo where I can use one.
The Juggalo Springfield, btw.
That’s pretty great.
Lots of SOCIALIST public parks have SOCIALIST grills, although they may have a MONTHS LONG WAITING LIST and be full of DISEASES. But your town may have a park with public-type grills, really. If not, what you do is, you find a vacant lot, or a place near the train tracks or something, wrap the chicken in lotus leaves (or whatever herbs are actually available, coat that with mud, bury it a couple inches down in the ground, and burn a bunch of wood (preferably not plywood or painted wood, but whatever). Leave, and then come back a couple hours later, assuming there hasn’t been a huge fire with the fire department and the screaming and the yelling. Dig it up, crack the clay, and BAM.
It’s the first time when i’ve seen your site. I can understand a lot of hard work has gone in to it. It’s really good.