Who Do You Believe, Noel Or Her Lying Tits?
Posted on June 10th, 2010 by Tintin
ABOVE: Noel “Tits. I Don’t See Any Tits” Sheppard.
Shorter Noel Sheppard, NewsBlusterers
Liberal Website Starts Rumor Sarah Palin Has Gotten Breast Implants
- Pictures of Sarah Palin with newly ginormous tits are not proof that she got breast implants. It could be an optical illusion, or a Photoshop by liberals intended to discredit Palin or, well, you know, simply a completely normal natural phenomenon. Millions of women get giant tits overnight without any surgical intervention whatsoever.
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™
Millions of women get giant tits overnight without any surgical intervention whatsoever.
13-year-old boys everywhere just started paying attention.
Palin gets big boobs–and soon the entire country is sporting the T-shirt that sez “I wish these were brains.”
She may have to break out that old TBogg t-shirt she wore in college again. You know, the one with the Palin-like grammar:
I may be broke but, I’m not flat busted
deadthreaded…
drinking from the Stanley Cup
You breastcha!
You know he really yearns to see the evidence.
The News sites that Noel is busting (heh):
Wonkette. OMFG, that Wonkette place is so mean and snarky!
Boston Herald – I don’t know much about teh Boston Herald, but the line “Hey Sarah Palin, I can see your cleavage from my house!” is a zing. Zing.
The Toronto Sun. Uh, wow. As a resident of LEAFS SUCK, lemme tell you a bit about the Sun. It’s our version of the Moonie Times – plus with chicks in bikinis. Check out their columnists yourself.
I’m still boggling. The Toronto Sun as a liberal-biased newspaper, part of the CONSPIRACY! to discredit the Tea Party movement. Really. The mind boggles.
I really fucking hate this story. If she got a boob job, who gives a shit? What does that have to do with how fucking awful she is as a politician and someone who may or may not be running for leader of the free world. I hate this story and I hate every echo and reverb caused by it.
If Palin got surgically augmented, then her new tits are the most genuine part of her body. Can we go back to ridiculing the batshit things she’s spewing on facebook and twitter, not to mention the wider media that confuses a FB profile for column inches in the New York Times?
/curmudgeon
she was always a “babe” from the moment she walked out onto a national stage for the first time. my eyes popped too! she doesn’t need boobs. just shows what an idiot she is.
Some of Noel Sheppard’s recent posts, with the number of comments:
Commemorating D-Day: 24
Oil Spill Could Reach East Coast: 30
Jon Stewart Rips Obama’s Oil Spill Response: 26
Liberal Website Starts Rumor Sarah Palin Has Gotten Breast Implants: 72
But this guy doesn’t need to talk about Sarah Palin’s tits to bump up visits to his site. He can aim higher than that. His recent post with the highest number of comments:
F-bombs and Women Kissing at the MTV Movie Awards: 121
“Boston Herald – I don’t know much about teh Boston Herald, but the line “Hey Sarah Palin, I can see your cleavage from my house!” is a zing. Zing.”
Conservative tabloid sort of like the N.Y. Post.
How could Palin NOT get a boob job? It’s so perfectly in character for her.
I know it’s a boob job, because my enormous man-tits took years to grow naturally.
Millions of women get giant tits overnight without any surgical intervention whatsoever.
Noel? Penises are not breasts, Noel.
I really fucking hate this story. If she got a boob job, who gives a shit? What does that have to do with how fucking awful she is as a politician and someone who may or may not be running for leader of the free world.
Everything. Her entire candidacy is based on the fact that she’s a pretty girl (say what you will about Margaret Thatcher, no one looking like her would have gotten away with the kind of shit Palin pulled during the campaign). Things like fashion and boob jobs matter a lot more when your entire candidacy is based on your looks.
Jesus Tittyfuckin’ Christ, there just aren’t words for how incredibly lame the term “F-bomb” is. Just say “fuck” already or else stick with vague allusions to “vulgarities” like the uptight little whingenut you are, Noel.
Millions of women get giant tits overnight without any surgical intervention whatsoever.
It would be irresponsible not to speculate about the kind of Google searches S,N! is receiving even now.
Op-Ed writers in todays Boston Hereld:
Linda Chavez
Newt Gingrich and Nancy Desmond
Jonah Goldberg
Mondays Op-Eds are filled with left wing bias also
Venture tax a jobs killer
By Michael Greeley and Terry McGuire
Tobacco tax enables terror
By Deroy Murdock
Slick president overmatched
By Bill O’Reilly
Sorry, link
http://www.bostonherald.com/news/opinion/?page=2&type=&sort=
Conservative tabloid sort of like the N.Y. Post.
Wow, so Noel’s ragging on Wonkette and two tabloids with conservative leanings.
P.S. In the opportunities missed box – I’d have named this post:
Her Bust? News!
F-bombs and Women Kissing at the MTV Movie Awards: 121
I’m a-gonna blogwhore because I was typing this simultaneously with Bitter Scribe’s comment.
Noel? Penises are not breasts, Noel.
Somewhere, millions of hentai fans sigh.
This is quite possibly the dumbest thing ever written.
http://www.bostonherald.com/news/opinion/op_ed/view/20100607tobacco_tax_enables_terror/
Peter Worthington is pretty much the founder of the Toronto Sun. He was it’s first editor and was pretty much the motivating force for the paper through many many years. Here are his comments regarding Sarah Palin:
http://www.torontosun.com/news/columnists/peter_worthington/2009/11/21/11848866-sun.html
http://www.torontosun.com/news/columnists/peter_worthington/2010/02/11/12845031.html
That d00d is more smitten than Rich Lowry. The Toronto Sun could give Newsbusters a run for its money in hippie punching and whining about liberal bias in the media.
Sheesh.
Millions of women get giant tits overnight without any surgical intervention whatsoever.
Oh dear god, she’s pregnant again.
You ever tell a joke and have everyone laugh at it except that one guy who is confused about how the monkey got into the wedding dress? And then after everyone looks at him strangely he keeps insisting that monkeys wouldn’t be able to wear spaghetti straps because of the slope of their shoulders? Well that guy can be found in Noel’s comment thread.
I’m more upset that Noel had to find precedent for his point in a foreign socialist country like some evil activist judge. What’s the matter Noel, American wisenheimers aint good enough for you?
Weren’t we snarking on this yesterday? What, no love for Sadly! No?
I had to look up the spelling for “wisenheimer” also.
sarah 2.0, now with exxxtra sparkles.
OMG! Game 6 looks to be going to overtime.
From DKW’s link.
Read the Wonkette article…it claims a stupid statistic
It says that “experts” claim that straight women spend up to 37% of their time evaluating other womens breasts, while lesbians, the number nearly triples to 111%”.
Um, do lesbians have more time than the rest of us? I mean, how can one spend more than 100% of one’s time doing anything? Unless they can borrow time, perhaps, but if I’m not mistaken, we all only have 100% of our time to spend, right? Lesbian time rules of time and space differ, apparently.
Wed, 06/09/2010 – 17:43 ET by WhoIsJohnGalt
I think he meant Who’sJohnGalt. A libertarian with no sense of humor who can’t spell his own name: What are the odds?
I think it’s that Bristol is pregnant again and Sarah is pretending to be pregnant, again
4 minutes away from ending a half century drought, that’s gotta be weighing on them as this moves onto sudden death OT.
Gotta be a whiner here, it wouldn’t be going into overtime without some extremely dodgy penalties against chicago, esp the goaltender interference against Hossa in the 2nd….
plus Pronger is a fucking pantywaist.
who deserves mvp if the Hawks get it tonight? I say the Niemi
Speaking of fake boobs, I’m depressed. Is nothing sacred?
O/T, but N__B’s disgusting blogwhoring above made me think of this — one of these days, it would be kind of neat (keen, even) if we Sadlies that aren’t worried about being “outed” announced our various interweb presences, so the rest of us can be goofin’ on em. I mean so we can increase your hit counts. Besides the illustrious Vacuumslayer, some bald bastard, and a couple of others, I am missing out on teh awesome from this extraordinary assemblage of BRANES.
Just follow the links blog to blog. It’s like spelunking but with less bat shit.
The Chicago Blackhawks HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP!!
If she got a boob job, who gives a shit? What does that have to do with how fucking awful she is as a politician and someone who may or may not be running for leader of the free world
It has nothing to do with all of that, but it does mean that Ms. Failin now has exactly two useful characteristics.
If she got a boob job, who gives a shit? What does that have to do with how fucking awful she is as a politician and someone who may or may not be running for leader of the free world
It has nothing to do with all of that, but it does mean that Ms. Failin now has exactly two useful characteristics.
FUCKING PATRICK KANE!!!!!
HELLZ YEAK BITCH
whoa–that was weird.
OT–SWA YOU SUCK.
Sitting in PDX waiting another hour and a half for a 49 minute flight. Wah.
toews mvp. its for the whole playoffs so…
teh awesome from this extraordinary assemblage of BRANES.
SHHH!! The zombie will hear you…then we wont got no more branes!
sarah 2.0, now with exxxtra sparkles.
She got Vajazzled too?
I can’t wait to see Tina Fey next time!
Honestly, if she would have done it before the election, she would probably be president now. (She would have killed McCain in the first 4 months)
toews mvp. its for the whole playoffs so…
Fucker is hoisting the cup right now. Conn Smythe. Highest scorer for the Olympic gold earlier this year too. I guess the shitty part is that the highlight of his career has just played out – and he’s 22.
Chickago probably stole that cup.
Thugs, etc.
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Where is everybody?
How’s your mom, DKW?
I’m so fucking bored. Airport WIFI is slow and dumb. It’s taking forever to get to the boob part in N_B’s link. Yaaawwwwwwnnnn
couldn’t ask for a better pinnacle i guess.
btw, just saw jr crying cause the hawks got swept 18 years ago
Sorry for being a stupid ass earlier today. I had to go to work and it was seriously harshing my mellow.
But speaking of obscure computer systems, both real and fictional, I’m wondering if anyone else knows this one: Hello, Navi.
Jesus Tittyfuckin’ Christ, there just aren’t words for how incredibly lame the term “F-bomb” is. Just say “fuck” already or else stick with vague allusions to “vulgarities” like the uptight little whingenut you are, Noel.
Wow. Tough crowd.
Just saw Oliver Stone and Jessie Ventura debating some fucktard FLA congressman named Connie Mack on Larry King. They were dicussing South American politics, mostly about Hugo Chavez. Lots of fireworks. Jesse has moved to the left at least on foreign policy and Mack is a complete douchebag. Stone is Stone. Worth it to check out online.
“Jesus Tittyfuckin’ Christ, there just aren’t words for how incredibly lame the term “F-bomb” is. Just say “fuck” already.”
I prefer kedoodle or fuck’n kedoodle myself.
Dampniche:
STAY
OFF
MY
LAWN!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XACSElgWQKg
Smackdown!
Connie Mack is an unbelievable tool, and looking at his smirking face is almost too much to bear… Bam! I was going to say I want to see Jesse Ventura with Connie Mack in a cage match but I think Jesse destroyed him just with words.
Remember that photo that showed Cheney with the extra-large schlong?
I don’t remember Noel complaining about that one.
Amy Alkon has giant tits.
. She’s getting ready to be single again. ( I’m still waiting for her to announce her impending divorce from Todd, quitter that she is.)
Any augmentation of teh Abominable Snowjob Woman’s public profile only diminishes my interest.
Yep, the left really has an obsession with Caribou Barbie’s sweater puppies.
from Memeorandum
Smackdown!
That was awesome. Oliver Stone and Jesse Ventura need to be on with every rightwinger ever, on every network and every show. Seeing them both cracking up at Connie Mack was priceless. There’s no weapon like laughter, and they couldn’t stop laughing.
Ventura’s comment about chickenhawks was tits.
Fact Sheet:
Connie Mack: Cornelius Harvey McGillicuddy IV
Riding his great-grandfather’s coattails.
We amend that; he’s been riding on every ancestor’s coattails:
WHEN DO WE START KILLING THE ARISTOCRATS?
SUCH A PAIR OF FUCKING ASSHOLES –
AND I LOVE IT!!!
Best part, hands down; Ventura pointing out he’s a Vietnam veteran, going “sure you do” when Connie lamely expresses his support for their service, and the two of them sharing a laugh at the expense of the chickenhawk. This is the most open, blatant mark of contempt I’ve ever seen displayed against a conservative politician, and right to his face – Jesus Christ, Democrats should talk like this ALL THE TIME.
Wow. I’m floored. Thanks a million to Gocart Mozart and Not A Gator.
Sadly, left-wing commie wacko conspiracy theorist Hollywood director & Pro Wrasslin’ wacko conspiracy theorist: Not Serious People.
Member of aristocracy (no matter how far head is up ass): Very Serious.
Wonkette wins the morning!
QFT.
Palin can have a prehensile tentacle attached to her forehead for all I care. Knock yourself out, girl.
Why would a tentacle be prehensile? Shoot, now I have to go look up the definition…. Ah, it means to grasp. Cool.
I for one welcome our new Chthulu overlord.
McGillicuddy? McGillicuddy???
And I thought “Connie Mack” was bad.
Is there is a Ricky to his Lucy?
Palin can have a prehensile tentacle attached to her forehead for all I care. Knock yourself out, girl.
I read that as “prehensile testicle”. The mental picture was unsettling.
But I’m still on my first cuppa joe. How many points did the implants raise her IQ by?
CBS morning show is talking about “The Palin Effect” since most of the candidates she endorsed won their primary. It was all because of her – who knew?
Lord, save us from this nitwit.
Lemme try this… “News: Newsbusters busts bust news news, a bust bust bust bust.”
If there were such a thing as a malapropalindrome, I nominate this.
“The Palin Effect”
Oh good grief. The people pushing Palin are the same people pushing the wingnuts that won. Snowbilly “Titzapoppin'” Grifter is just along for the ride.
CBS morning show is talking about “The Palin Effect” since most of the candidates she endorsed won their primary. It was all because of her – who knew?
Makes ’em stand out- sort of like fake tits. Easier to spot the phonies and point out (VTitR) and identify the genuine suitable candidates. IOW, the other name on the ballot. Also, the Ventura/Stone tag team match- OutFuckingStanding, as we used to say in my USArmy days.
I demand a joint Congressional investigation into the Titscrepancy.&trade
I think the internets might fail today with all the wingnuts googling on Palin’s memory glands. This is also one fauxtography scandal that will never die.
CBS morning show is talking about “The Palin Effect” since most of the candidates she endorsed won their primary. It was all because of her – who knew?
Idiocracy, here we come. I thought it was supposed to take longer?
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I think it’s that Bristol is pregnant again and Sarah is pretending to be pregnant, again
Nah. Too convincing. /sully
I am missing out on teh awesome from this extraordinary assemblage of BRANES.
I AM BEING MARGINALIZED.
CBS morning show is talking about “The Palin Effect” since most of the candidates she endorsed won their primary. It was all because of her – who knew?
And yet, overall, her record is barely .500.
CBS morning show is talking about “The Palin Effect” since most of the candidates she endorsed won their primary. It was all because of her – who knew?
Yeah, she did so great with Doug Hoffman and Vaughn Ward.
Yeah, she did so great with Doug Hoffman and Vaughn Ward.
And the touted Scott Brown victory didn’t turn out so well after he voted with the Dems and Obama, did it?
Palin can have a prehensile tentacle attached to her forehead for all I care. Knock yourself out, girl.
I read that as “prehensile testicle”. The mental picture was unsettling.
She calls it “First Dude”.
I think that Bible Spice went out and got herself a Wonderbra when some of her neighbors responded to her accusations/implications that Joe McGinniss was a drooling voyeur by asking her just how high-powered of a telescope she thought Joe had. Not unlike SpewBluster deciding to talk about tits and girl-on-girl kissing once they realized how much HuffPo and Wonkette had successfully, ah, milked the subject for page hits.
She just wants to be ready for her carrier landing, mission accomplished, moment.
All that’s left is for Grifter Bitch to divorce Toad, er, Todd, and move to Hollywood.
I read that as “prehensile testicle”. The mental picture was unsettling.
Another headline from the future we’ll wish we hadn’t lived to see:
Cyborg Palin Followers Ironically Embrace Liberal “Teabag” Slur By Grafting TruckNutz to Their Foreheads
Followed by complaints from the traditionalist faction of the party: “Those make you look too smart.”
>Connie Mack: Cornelius Harvey McGillicuddy IV
Wow, he struck me as a smirking bully fratboy, but I didn’t realize he was a fourth generation smirking bully fratboy. I don’t know who the fuck votes for him (he’s nowhere near my district) but I say send them to the reeducation camps first. Gah, they’re stinking up the whole state.
>WHEN DO WE START KILLING THE ARISTOCRATS?
When our real rate of tax is 40% and they pay nothing.
Oh.
Right.
I AM BEING MARGINALIZED.
Mostly because you are margarinizing US!
I want pics.
Nice replies in return of this question with genuine arguments and explaining
everything on the topic of that.