I’m thinking the mangoes over there are hallucinogenic…

Always. Trust. The. Shorter.™

Altho in this case, I find it so hard to believe that I’m tempted to stick a toe in the river for a mango.

Oh good grief!

Those aren’t mangos, they’re durians. Rotten durians.

Suddenly, the Constitutional powers of an executive in America matter to this lily-livered porch monkey? Where the fuck was he during Abu Ghraib and Gitmo? Unitary executive my mother fucking ass! Where’s HIS goddamned diploma???

Also Obama’s kids are entitled to life liberty and the pursuit of happiness and CAN TOO stay up late.

They’re actually angry that he said something “low class.” Uhm, “Bring it on” you fucking retards?

Oh, maybe they can summon the Outrage 2000 and crank it to 11 because he used the word “ass” which will require at least 3 articles of impeachment and 14 staffers to testify to Chairman Issa.

So, we’re supposed to take what this mustard-analyzer says about anything even halfway seriously?

Trig feels very smart today.

Who knew the wingnuts even knew about the Fourth Amendment? Wow, learn something new every day.

Re Diploma-ers, anyone with a native Queens accent can teach you to simplify that to “Diplomers” in only three easy lessons.

Who knew the wingnuts even knew about the Fourth Amendment?

Since so many of them have taken the Fifth in court, they just assumed.

Mongoes is people! Mangoes is people!

Who knew the wingnuts even knew about the Fourth Amendment?

What’s all this “Fourth” Amendment foolishness? Everyone knows there are only 2 amendments, and the first one doesn’t count.

Mongoes is people! merely pawns in game of life.

I reeeeeeeeally want to get out of the boat, but the color of the dude’s page accosts my eyes.

Oh, and by the way, unfortunately, the diploma-er thang has been around since before the election. Wingnuts have been clamoring for his diploma, college theses, SAT scores, STD test results, etc etc etc for what seems like for-fucking-ever.

I got out. No mangoes. No tigers, either. Just a slick of stupid as far as the eye could see.

Commenter:

“Theresa said…

The daily humiliation we are forced to witness by this foul mouthed, dumbed down, so called President and his administration is relentless. It’s wearing down the patience of average taxpaying Americans.

Can’t wait for tonites primary results. “

The stupid spill appears out of control. And it has hit the beaches.

Mongoes is people!
Well, sort of…

You know, I think the Mustard Man is trying to be funny, but it’s really hard to tell with some of these ‘wingers. However, criticizing Obama for using “low class” language after everyone on the right celebrated that same language when it came from Bush II is comedy gold, intentional or not.

However, criticizing Obama for using “low class” language after everyone on the right celebrated that same language when it came from Bush II is comedy gold, intentional or not.

Jules Crittenden just recently took Thers at Whiskeyfire to task because of Thers’ encouragement of profanity, claiming it lowered the level of discourse or some such.

So I emailed him, and said “When the VP of the United States can tell a Senator to ‘go fuck yourself,’ then I think your point is fucking asinine.”

Haven’t heard back from him yet…

You know, I think the Mustard Man is trying to be funny,

Assumes facts and preconditions not in evidence.

Me really likes the “Spike Lee” reference and thanks for the warning about the scholar in the WH. The 4th was perhaps the best amendment next to the one about the flintlocks.

The commenters at Col. Mustard’s agree that Obama saying the word “ass” proves him to be a street corner hustler like Spike Lee. Don’t call them racist!

“The daily humiliation we are forced to witness by this foul mouthed, dumbed down, so called President and his administration is relentless.”

I take it this guy probably wouldn’t enjoy himself in a cocktail party at my place. Unless he gets off on humiliation, which wouldn’t be a surprise.

Again we’re back to civility versus decency and swearing is worse than Hitler but locking a insectophobic prisoner in a small metal box and telling him you’re going to put bugs in with him is just fine and dandy.

Just a slick of stupid as far as the eye could see.

Great. I’ll throw on some dispersant and we’ll wait for the rotting fish to come bobbing up to the boat!

The daily humiliation we are forced to witness by this foul mouthed, dumbed down, so called President and his administration is relentless. It’s wearing down the patience of average taxpaying Americans.

The “poor, persecuted lil’ me” syndrome coming from the right drives me insane.

The high point of it is their reaction to the Iraq war. Just for background, the casualty count for Iraqis is well over a million right now (a lowball estimate – it counts only the dead, not the crippled, the injured, those whose jobs or livelihoods were destroyed by the war, those whose homes were destroyed by the war, the internally or externally displaced, or those who’ve lost a close friend or family member).

These people have barely noticed any of that, but feel personally “humiliated” by a “foul mouthed” president because the man has enough of a basic shred of humanity to apologize for it. Back in real life, we’re way, way past apologies right now. But the fact that they’re so, fucking furious over something like that while being completely indifferent to the millions of lives they’ve destroyed, is quite a commentary on how sick, selfish and narcissistic those little fucks are.

Whether or not there’s a god, I fucking hope there’s a hell. These people deserve it.

I’ll be curious to see the reaction people have to that comment. My suspicion is most people will support his reaction. Someone’s head deserves to roll for this, and as I pointed out at my blog, it should start with the head of BP’s American division. I suspect Obama is strong-arming the British executives for some support.

Sarah Palin. Boobjob?

Mongoes is people! merely pawns in game of life.

And N__B wins teh internets.

Unless he gets off on humiliation, which wouldn’t be a surprise.

Depends. What is the wetsuit-to-dildo ratio?

Without a doubt we have low class person posing as potus.
Where is the dignity of the many presidents who came before?

Blaaghhhhaahhaaahhhaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaarrrrrrtt.

*cough* *sputter*

Right here.

Where is the dignity of the many presidents who came before?

Not since Woodrow Wilson have we had a dignified president, and he was a fucking preacher.

Depends. What is the wetsuit-to-dildo ratio?

Hey, what kind of parties do you think I host, lady???

Sarah Palin. Boobjob?

Meh. It could be a really good bra and/or she was on her period. Or she’s pregnant.

It could be a really good bra and/or she was on her period.

I tried to find a really good photo of her from 2008 to compare, but I haz a sick tummy.

Or she’s pregnant

plz stop making fun of trig

“The daily humiliation we are forced to witness by this foul mouthed, dumbed down, so called President and his administration is relentless.”

Good comment. 8 years too late.

Sarah Palin. Boobjob?

what, she hired her husband again?

I tried to find a really good photo of her from 2008 to compare, but I haz a sick tummy.

Well, she wasn’t really pregnant in 2008 anyway. /sully

I suspect Obama is strong-arming the British executives for some support.

Perhaps. I understand his calculation – once the government steps in, he’s bought it, and any subsequent problems with be Obama’s fault, not BPs.

I think he could have done a better job to get auxillary help (more oil sucking ships, get people who actually understand how oil booms are supposed to work, etc.) and kept it under the radar so that BP still holds the bag, but I’m not aware of the details of his calculus.

If it were me, he would be waiting for the stuff to hit Florida so that it becomes “real” and a lot harder for the media to ignore before trying to catch that oil, but I’m an anti-social son of a bitch, so I don’t attribute that to him, but rather there’s not a hell of a lot that can be done on a dramatic scale.

Me, I’d be showing commercials with Florida’s beaches pre-oil -“This is your government” – then the beaches after the oil hits, still a few weeks off yet – “This is your government on Republicans. Any questions?”

Wow. That very first comment… what a gem of oblivious irony:

This is not a President of the United States. This is a slick dude who delivers his lines as if he were having a street corner conversation with a group he wanted to control and possibly intimidate.

Yeah, that Dubya…. *checks date stamp* …oh, Obama? I thought wingnuts swooned and saw starbursts over that sort of thing.

He taunts us with insider information that he does not share with us.

“I know where the WMDs are, neener neener neener!”

*checks date stamp again*

Obama again? RLY?

This is not a persona who is intent on creating calm where is chaos.

I’ll say. What with the two wars and the bellicose rhetoric about other targets on his list… wait, still not talking about Bush? SRSLY?

actor212 said,
June 8, 2010 at 17:14

“Sarah Palin. Boobjob?”

Those aren’t boobs, they’re Mangoes!

Those aren’t boobs, they’re Mangoes!

I’ve heard of Trip and Bristol and Piper, but I didn’t know she had any Mongos.

Also too, Think Progress notes that 81% of Americans favor criminal penalties for BP.

Diploma-ers? Sure, I bet Harvard lets just any schmeeb teach Con Law. Heck, it’s not like it’s one of those high-class unis like say, Bob Jones U or Liberty U, amirite? They probably have some crackwhore pulled off a local streetcorner to be their acting Dean on months that start with a “J,” in the interests of political-correctness. Also.

As for the 4th, Colonel Mustard is welcome to try it if the Guvmint appropriates his bungalow for a new overpass route … & BP is welcome to whip it out if the Feds decide to start exacting their pound of flesh for BP’s latest in a long litany of epic fuckups. I hope they do – the looks on their lawyers’ faces would be priceless to behold, & right now America needs some comic relief.

Sarah Palin. Boobjob?

*cough*bullshit*cough*

Gotta lotta love for the Wonkette, but they also have a fixation on Sarahcuda that’s every bit as hardcore as Lowry’s – but more contempty.

And N__B wins teh internets.

And me without a mantle to place them on.

And me without a mantle to place them on.

perhaps you can hang them on Sarah Palin’s new boobs.

The daily humiliation we are forced to witness by this foul mouthed, dumbed down, so called President and his administration is relentless. It’s wearing down the patience of average taxpaying Americans.

WTF?

Gotta lotta love for the Wonkette, but they also have a fixation on Sarahcuda that’s every bit as hardcore as Lowry’s – but more contempty.

I had to laugh when Wonketteers were complaining that Gawker was too much into celebrity worship, when they hang off of Megs McCain’s and the Snow Queen’s every move. (Not to mention Sally Quinn. Ewwww.)

In fact, all hypocrisy aside, this Wonkette lurker goes there specifically to see which disgusting, soul-less troll got caught humping live boys or dead girls today.

That, and to make fun of DC. I lived in that area for three long years and I still haven’t fully recovered. (The samosas are tasty, though.)

WTF?

I typed it into my wingnut-to-English translator and this is what came out:

The President stubbornly persists in being Black, despite how uncomfortable it makes me.

Alternate shorter:

“The President used a bad word and that’s waaay-hay-hay more important than a little oil slick in the Caribbean.”

When this blows over, thank heavens we’ll still have the arrest of the apparent murderer of Natalie Holloway to fall back on. I was afraid we were going to run out of beer and circuses.

The daily humiliation we are forced to witness by this foul mouthed, dumbed down, so called President and his administration is relentless. It’s wearing down the patience of average taxpaying Americans.

“The president’s still black! And liberal! Why, oh why, won’t he stop being black and liberal?!”

I’ve achieved a mind-meld with Lurking Canadian.

Of course, Wonkette occasionally steps on Sadly, Noes! toes…

I’m shocked we didn’t get to Brooks’ column first.

The daily humiliation– WHOA! Whoa! Whoa! Wait right there…

Fuck you!

I love how he sneers at Obama’s mastery of Con Law, which he taught at the University of Chicago after being president of the Harvard Law Review.

Maybe if he had really worked hard, he could have risen to the heights of “Associate Clinical Professor of Law, Cornell Law School.”

(What’s clinical, anyway…the law or the professor?)

The only important thing is what Toby Keith thinks about all this. Nobody gives a shit what some ivory tower perfesser with a desperate need for dittohead approval and too much time on his hands thinks.

I’ve got to assume that someone interpolating “not to have their asses kicked” into the Constitution intends to be funny. It’s not funny, of course — that would be “not to have their Afses kicked”.

well, Calvin Coolidge was usually pretty dignified too, when he wasn’t wearing Indian headdresses…

Calvin Coolidge was a cypher. It would be hard to reflect on the dignity of a man who kept to himself like a serial killer.

“We never suspected anything, he was quiet, polite, and kept to himself!’

Someone has watched more than five minutes of an Ullie Lommel movie before saying, “This is Ullie Lommel, isn’t it?,” stopping it, and vowing to start checking the jackets again to make sure you haven’t gotten an Ullie Lommel movie?

A small hint to Jacobson: If you feel you must point out the “joke” in your post, it’s a clue that you are not fucking funny. Further, pointing out your “joke” in the comments section of your own post is just pathetic.

“See what I did there? I iz funny! See? See?! Laugh, dammit! I can feel my intellect* shrinking!!”

*vpr.

It’s not funny, of course — that would be “not to have their Afses kicked”.

It is clear from historical evidence that several of the founders intended that bottom-paddling, especially of plump young serving girls, shouldn’t meet the constitutional definition of an “afs kicking”.

Justice Gay-Lord doesn’t seem to comprehend that kicking an ass doesn’t require entry therein.

That’s one of the stupidest fucking arguments I’ve ever read. (At least, from a lawyer, although that doesn’t raise the bar by much.)

I’m going to go way out on a limb and guess that Jacobson was all for “ass-kicking” in Iraq and didn’t care much about its legality. Looking through his archives, it appears he thinks torture “works” for producting accurate intel, and wants military commissions for terrorists versus civilian trials or courts martial. Jacobson’s projection is also pretty consistent, because in post after post he credits himself and his side with good faith, and accuses his perceived opponents as rabid partisans.