No, it’s not madman, dangerous, madman, madman. It’s not weapons of mass destruction related program activities. What is it?

These documents clearly show that the President fulfilled his duties. … those point summaries that document the fact that the President of the United States fulfilled his duties … These records verify that he met the requirements necessary to fulfill his duties. … These records — these records I’m holding here clearly document the President fulfilling his duties in the National Guard. … And we have provided you these documents that show clearly that the President of the United States fulfilled his duties. … verify the records that the President had fulfilled his duties … these documents make it very clear that the President of the United States fulfilled his duties … I think that these documents clearly show that the President of the United States fulfilled his duties. … Oh, I think these documents show that he fulfilled his duties. … He fulfilled his duties; … he did fulfill his duties … documents reflect the fact that the President met his requirements and fulfilled his duties … if you look at these records, these records document that the President fulfilled his duties … But the one thing that these documents clearly show is that the President of the United States fulfilled his duties when he was in the National Guard. He met his requirements and he was honorably discharged because he fulfilled his duties. … the point summaries have all been released to show that he met his requirements and to show that he fulfilled his duties … which document that the President fulfilled his duties … And they show that he was serving in the National Guard and that he met the requirements necessary to fulfill his duties … The President of the United States fulfilled his duties … And I think that these documents clearly show that the President met his requirements and fulfilled his duties … he, indeed, did meet his requirements and serve and fulfill his duties. These records document that the President fulfilled his duties … all the documents that are available relevant to this issue demonstrate that the President fulfilled his duties … In fact, I’m saying that these documents demonstrate that the President fulfilled his duties. … The documents clearly show that the President served and met his requirements and fulfilled his duties.

Any questions? Our heads hurt, we’ll be back later to answer them if you do.

Update: More below, as requested by Steve from the Modulator…

No, he recalls performing his duties … he does recall showing up and performing his duties … he remembers serving during that period and performing his duties … And equivalent duty is performing your duties … that he recalls performing his duties … that the President recalls serving and performing his duties … No, he recalls performing his duties, both in Alabama and Texas … he does recall showing up and performing his duties

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