How is “self-hating” a “slur,” when a) it’s true, and b) it’s a term my therapist uses to describe me?

(Though my self-hatred less deep and of a different nature than his [thank God]; plus, I don’t take it out on others because I am a Nice Person).

How would YOU describe someone who insists on supporting people who find folks like him abhorrent and spend an inordinate amount of time fretting about their personal habits – in the full knowledge of, oh, let’s just call him Mr. B – in Mr. B’s full knowledge of their finding-abhorrentness?

To be fair, not all Kapo’s were self-hating some were just opportunistic. The way St. Rand intended.

How would YOU describe someone who insists on supporting people who find folks like him abhorrent and spend an inordinate amount of time fretting about their personal habits – in the full knowledge of, oh, let’s just call him Mr. B – in Mr. B’s full knowledge of their finding-abhorrentness?

A closeted Young Republican fetishist?

In fairness to Blart, we can’t know for sure that he’s a self-hating homosexual. There’s ample evidence that he hates all other gay men, but that doesn’t necessarily mean that he hates himself.

And by “closeted Young Republican fetishist,” I meant that he has a fetish for closeted Young Republicans, not that he’s a closeted Young Republican, or a closeted fetishist, or a closeted fetishist of Young Republicans, though I suppose that might be applicable.

Nevermind.

And by “closeted Young Republican fetishist,” I meant that he has a fetish for closeted Young Republicans, not that he’s a closeted Young Republican, or a closeted fetishist, or a closeted fetishist of Young Republicans, though I suppose that might be applicable.

And here I was going to get all pedantic about the ambiguousness of that sentence. From a librarian, yet!

What would you call a fetish for young Republicans, anyway?

Pedowingophile?

And by “closeted Young Republican fetishist,” I meant that he has a fetish for closeted Young Republicans

I assumed that you meant Young Republicans who indulged their unholy desires in secret. I’m not sure what pathology would lead one to be attracted to Young Republicans, but “self-hating” sounds pretty accurate.

Ok, I took up the gauntlet, though I relied upon just the most basic common sense instead of the rich trove of resources available in the S,N! vaults:

Dan, no one has suggested that you are self-loathing in respect to being open about your sexual orientation, which is the topic you adressed in this post.

What others have pointed out, repeatedly, is that the people with whom you identify politically are also very open in their belief that you are, and deserve to be, less-than-equal to them in terms of protection under the law. As a second-class citizen, you should not expect to enjoy the same legal protections and privileges the rest of us do.

I don’t find it surprising at all that you and some other gay and lesbian Americans identify with conservative ideology in regard to areas like economic and tax policy, foreign policy, national security, or any of a number of other issues.

But that doesn’t explain why you must also align yourself with the conservative majority’s disdain for equal treatment under the law for you and other gays and lesbians. It’s a bit disingenious at best to pretend that the “self-loathing” tag has been attached to you in an attempt to portray you as ashamed or less-than-open about your orientation, when you have repeatedly and openly written in support of less-than-equal treatment under the law for you and your cohort. That’s the self-loathing part, and it’s a pity that it has to be spelled out for you.

Because, certainly, there’s nothing that says you can’t agree with conservatives about everything else while still retaining the belief that you are just as deserving of the rights other citizens have. The only thing that gets in the way of that position, held by many gays and lesbians, is your desire to be in the in-crowd, because as we all know, dissent on any point does not equal popularity within the conservative ranks. You are tolerated in the ranks only because you agree that you deserve the second-class legal status assigned to you by the conservative movement, and you know that if you stepped out of line on that one, you’d no longer be tolerated.

That’s why people say you are self-loathing.

If you want to convincingly argue against the tag, you should explain why you cannot agree with conservatives on all other matters and remain a member of the movement in good standing while also asserting your right to equality under the law.

Good luck with that.

If we could convince republicans to practice self-love – hopefully somewhere other than library stacks – rather than self-hate, what a wonderful, splooge-filled twinkie world it could be.

What would you call a fetish for young Republicans, anyway?

Foliate.

Is a Fetish of Young Republicans more similar to a Murder of Crows or to a Flock of Sheep?

Then the IMs get published and the pages are ex-Foliated.

So- this guy who’s had Blarrt was holding, was he struggling much, or was he drugged? Or maybe he was visually impaired and Blarrt was assisting him?

And here I was going to get all pedantic about the ambiguousness of that sentence. From a librarian, yet!

Not quite a librarian yet. In fact, I’m blaming my lack of clarity on the sleepless 40-hour writing spree I went on this weekend to finish up my comps. I’m certain I haven’t quite recovered.

I assumed that you meant Young Republicans who indulged their unholy desires in secret.

Yeah, but it could also mean that he has a fetish for people who hide the fact that they’re Young Republicans. Damn, that sentence DID suck!

Jennifer’s brilliant comment has now been replied to by “North Dallas Forty,” an old-as-dirt “bear” from San Francisco and one of the more dimwitted commenters at GP. NDF declares himself the winner of the argument by making the time worn argument that gay people have the same right to marry people of the opposite sex as heterosexuals do. Seriously. That’s really some stupid shit. These guys make the Freepers look like Ivy League valedictorians.

OT, but:

like watching a train wreck or Sandra Lee on the Food Network.

Killed me. I thought I was the only one.

Oh keerist. I used to visit gayputzriot.com occasionally, and on occasion I would comment. It doesn’t take too long to find that much the commentariat over there is virulently homophobic. There’s hate speech galore.

I took that to indicate that Dan, for all his faults, had the virtue of providing an uncensored paltform. But he banned Tintin. It is now clear that Dan maintains the site (solely?) to supply the abuse he so desperately wants.

Dan, I used to feel sorry for you. No more, you worthless little self-loathing Kapo shitbag.

Jennifer’s brilliant comment has now been replied to by “North Dallas Forty,…

NDF was one of the people foremost in my mind when composing my previous comment.

NDF declares himself the winner of the argument by making the time worn argument that gay people have the same right to marry people of the opposite sex as heterosexuals do.

Oh, that hoary old turd. I’m surprised you haven’t heard that one yet, Tintin.

And I am becoming a walking encyclopedia of rightwing talking points. I wonder if Media Matters would hire me…

How is “self-hating” a “slur,” when a) it’s true, and b) it’s a term my therapist uses to describe me?

We all suffer from that to some degree, I think.

Faggot is a slur. You know, like the one you so deftly argued was justified in being hurled at Barney Frank…?

Self hating is how you describe someone who trades his ideals to curry favor with a group who will ultimately hate you anyway.

If you prefer, Dan, we could use the term sycophantic twunt.

There’s ample evidence that he hates all other gay men, but that doesn’t necessarily mean that he hates himself

Barney Frank, in particular.

He’s also got a hard on for Bill Moyers who he says is is a major sleazebag, and he defends Karl Rove against any and all accusations of the least impropriety. In other words, he’s a fucking deluded self-hating wart on the gay community.

Basharov FTW.

“like watching a train wreck or Sandra Lee on the Food Network.”

Ack. Don’t get me started… the tablescapes…dear god, the tablescapes!!!!

Is a Fetish of Young Republicans more similar to a Murder of Crows or to a Flock of Sheep?

A Flourish of Strumpets.

Always. Trust. The. Shorter.™

Especially since motherfucking Websense won’t let me verify that this asshat actually claimed that by walking down Sunset Blvd….SUNSET. BLVD!…while holding another man’s hand is somehow rebelling against the Republican “Gays deserve to die a horrendous death impaled on elephant cock” trope.

the tablescapessticles

Fixed for the hell of it.

How any gay person can identify with conservatives for any reason, paychecks included, defies my logic. Forget fiscal or national security policies — wouldn’t social issues, like gay marriage, be something that trumps the rest of the issues??

If anything, conservatives hate him even more because Dan is out for all to see while their wifes keep closing the closet door. They’re jealous that Dan can have all the men he wants while other conservatives have to be relegated to wide stances in an airport bathroom.

In case Gavin needs any more Youtube ammunition:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7k4cFMVfnCE

More of a surgical strike than saturation bombing, but still hurtful.

In this case I am forced to trust the shorter. My anti-virus software detected that the site you linked to tried to do something malicious to my computer, so it wouldn’t let me click through.

If only we had software that would detect sites that were trying to do something malicious to our brains, we would never have to get out of the boat at all.

“A Flourish of Strumpets.”

hey, let’s leave me out of this.

How any gay person can identify with conservatives for any reason, paychecks included, defies my logic. Forget fiscal or national security policies — wouldn’t social issues, like gay marriage, be something that trumps the rest of the issues??

Because Bruce is one of those “out of the closet fabulous outre” gay men you read about every day in mainstream media who doesn’t want to get married, but only wants to indulge in hedonistic sodomy and teh gehy buttsecks so social issues mean nothing to him.

You know, like Mark Foley.

hey, let’s leave me out of this.

I!!!!!

W? N?

hey, let’s leave me out of this.

Two, please.

actor212 said,
April 19, 2010 at 20:01

Ohh, I see. So it more about the mystery and the fear (read: turn on) of getting caught?

TinTin, shouldn’t one of those men in the white robes have his hand *behind* the head of the penitent fluffer wayward soul?

Bear in mind that Dan doesn’t think he’s self-loathing because he’s not aware of FEELING that way. Like all the fine folks on the right, he probably “doesn’t believe in” analysis, psycho-therapy, or any other kind of therapy.

Recall Bush being asked at a press conference about what might have been his motivation for one thing or another, and his reply, “That’s Psychology 101.”

Ie, that’s addle-brained academic theory that has no real applicability to actual he-men and men of action and men of affairs and etc.

Membership in the right depends on the complete absence and abjuration of self-knowledge. They’re not only anti-intellectual, they’re anti-insight. And who can blame them? That way lie monsters.

One day, if he’s lucky, Dan will experience a single burning second of realization, that he’s shilling for people who OPENLY HATE HIM, his head will explode, he’ll stagger into therapy, and emerge a year later as an actual person. Or not.

So it more about the mystery and the fear (read: turn on) of getting caught?

And the patriarchal spankings, yes.

One day, if he’s lucky, Dan will experience a single burning second of realization, that he’s shilling for people who OPENLY HATE HIM, his head will explode, he’ll stagger into therapy, and emerge a year later as an actual person. Or not.

Like David Brock, you mean?

Don’t get me started… the tablescapes…dear god, the tablescapes!!!!

Not to mention the bizarre cocktails that are 2/3s booze.

And the patriarchal spankings, yes.

What’s wrong with patriarchal spankings?

Like David Brock, you mean?

Ehhhhh, I don’t know. Even at his wingnuttiest, David Brock was smarter than this guy.

Is a Fetish of Young Republicans more similar to a Murder of Crows or to a Flock of Sheep?

What’s the opposite of a collective noun, a noun meaning an empty set? Because that’s how many young republicans would be in a fetish.

They’re jealous that Dan can have all the men he wants

Yeah, that’s tooootally believable.

What’s wrong with patriarchal spankings?

No kidding, sometimes poppa’s been a bad, bad boy.

Murder of Crows or to a Flock of Sheep

what, another thread about catholic priests abusing the faithful?

What’s wrong with patriarchal spankings?

C’mere, allow me to demonstrate. Often.

Membership in the right depends on the complete absence and abjuration of self-knowledge.

Fixed for accuracy and reality.

How any gay person can identify with conservatives for any reason, paychecks included, defies my logic. Forget fiscal or national security policies — wouldn’t social issues, like gay marriage, be something that trumps the rest of the issues??

There’s the double-reverse if you want to ascribe smarts to him. Conservatives are in the position of having riled up a base of stupids they depend on and they can’t let those guys go. If you’re, say, a gay Randroid living in an area where few people give a shit about who you wiggle your weenie in, there’s no particular reason to give a shit about anyone else at all, is there? Playing to the conservative base would therefore keep the party in power that lets you play with your money how you like – and by the way Fuck You gay people in the red states.

catholic priests abusing the faithful?

Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.

Is a Fetish of Young Republicans more similar to a Murder of Crows or to a Flock of Sheep?

More like a Skank of Hos.

And is it just me or does Dan look like someone printed David Duchovny’s face on warm Silly Putty?

Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers

*groan*

(note: groan, as in pain, not moan, as in joy)

onservatives are in the position of having riled up a base of stupids they depend on

So you’re saying it’s going to take more than facts, reason and snark to convince these people that they are voting against their own interests; especially B.D.B.? Substance, are you arguing for revolution?!

More like a Skank of Hos.

Ahem: http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/30345.html/comment-page-1#comment-1057739

Is a Fetish of Young Republicans more similar to a Murder of Crows or to a Flock of Sheep?

More like a Skank of Hos.

I thought the Young Republicans were more like Diddlers of Sheep?

Flourish of Strumpets

Sounds more like some Bowdlerization of Skank of Hos.

Substance, are you arguing for revolution?!

To arms! To cocks!

One man’s Bowdlerization is another man’s attempt at a miniscule amount of class.

I thought the Young Republicans were more like Diddlers of Sheep?

They’ve been known to get the flock out of there, especially when submitting expense reports.

What’s in it for this guy? Really. I’m curious.

For selling out, Walt Williams gets to be called Distinguished Chair of Derpity Derp and guest-hosts Limbaugh’s show. Tom Sowell gets paid millions to sit on the can all day and come up with kidney-sellin’ scams, and no one laughs at him. All they have to do is, every week or so, whip out a Why People Who Look Like Me Are Bums column for ClownHall and the wingnut welfare flows.

What does Blatt get out truckload of morally bankrupt posts? Some links from Instapundit. And that’s it. No regular feature on PajamasMedia, no guest appearances on Mark Levin, nuttin. What a chump.

another man’s attempt at a miniscule amount of class

I had a classectomy.

Not to mention the bizarre cocktails that are 2/3s booze.”

and your point is?

“And the patriarchal spankings, yes.”

sounds hot. Sign me up.

in the full knowledge of, oh, let’s just call him Mr. B – in Mr. B’s full knowledge of their finding-abhorrentness?

Wait, now Republicans hate structural engineers living in Brooklyn?

What does Blatt get out truckload of morally bankrupt posts? Some links from Instapundit. And that’s it. No regular feature on PajamasMedia, no guest appearances on Mark Levin, nuttin. What a chump.

Well, see, if he was straight, they’d probably be lining up to give him stuff.

But he’s not and that’s icky.

Ack. Don’t get me started… the tablescapes…dear god, the tablescapes!!!!

Christ on a pogo stick — they’re enough to make me want to gouge my eyes out with grapefruit spoons. Where does she FIND that stuff? The Dollar Store?

I read somewhere on the internet that when immigration reform becomes teh hot issue, the Teabag Party movement is going to change its name to the Dirty Sanchez movement. Any truth to this Actor?

“More like a Skank of Hos.”

*giggle*

And is it just me or does Dan look like someone printed David Duchovny’s face on warm Silly Putty?

LAWL. With a little lot of (as the queer kids these days say) “gayface” thrown in for good measure.

Not to mention the bizarre cocktails that are 2/3s booze.”

and your point is?

The 2/3s booze part is fine, but once you start putting lemonade in beer, Truculent’s gonna have to have a little talk with you.

Teabag Party movement is going to change its name to the Dirty Sanchez movement. Any truth to this Actor?

*hiding copy of Scathouse*

Why you asking me????

Where does she FIND that stuff? The Dollar Store?

“Michael’s” craft stores. Big nationwide (I think) chain. Absolutely full of that crap. Whole place smells like that fake cedar they spray on plastic plants. Horrid, hideous place.

Christ on a pogo stick — they’re enough to make me want to gouge my eyes out with grapefruit spoons. Where does she FIND that stuff? The Dollar Store?”

I got no beef w/the Dollar Store but I hate her cutesy wutsy matchy matchy style.

Ok, so I dove in for the comment mangoes and couldn’t get the first one..

Ugh. Your challenge Dan is more than valid. But it’s the moral equivalent of, say, daring an Islamist to justify Islamism. In both cases, the individuals have an irrational religion of hate. Even if they step up and write something, should you or anyone want to read it? — ILoveCapitalism

“…justify Islam”? Try justifying your name first.

Or is this a parody troll? The Internets, and all its traditions, is getting confusing.

“Why you asking me????”

Well, uhm . . . aren’t you an expert on immigration reform?

“Michael’s” craft stores. Big nationwide (I think) chain. Absolutely full of that crap. Whole place smells like that fake cedar they spray on plastic plants. Horrid, hideous place.

Oooh, Michael’s is my one-stop shop for asthma attacks!

Hey remember CPAC and how all them conservatives were allupons about having gays there?

once you start putting lemonade in beer

*GASP*

I am SO ratting out the waitron at the restaurant last night for letting you know I had the Panache…(Dos Equis and lemon soda).

And here’s the Michael’s website

So you’re saying it’s going to take more than facts, reason and snark to convince these people that they are voting against their own interests; especially B.D.B.?

I’m saying that if you don’t want the government to spend money no way nohow and you’re living in reasonable circumstances, you use the idiots for your ends despite what they think about you. If you’re a Randroid you’re not supposed to give a shit about others anyway, and it’s not like all Republicans are Tea Party fanatics – they see tools to use and they use them.

“Michael’s” craft stores. Big nationwide (I think) chain. Absolutely full of that crap. Whole place smells like that fake cedar they spray on plastic plants. Horrid, hideous place.

Oh, Gawd, you’re right… We’ve got one here in Savannah and Mr. Marion in Savannah lays his ears back and bucks like a bronco at the mere suggestion that I might have to get something in there. (They do have plain grapevine wreaths, and I wanted one for the front door.) I think the smell is more reminiscent of those ghastly “cinnamon broom” thingies…

aren’t you an expert on immigration reform?

Why, um, yes, of course. That’s why you asked! Not because I might have any knowledge of the Teabaggers or Dirty Sanchezes…

Flourish of Strumpets

i have a book of exercises for e flat strumpet

And here’s the Michael’s website

That website is *much* improved since the last time I saw it.

What? I had to get some art framed and they had a coupon I wanted to print out.

From DKW’s link:

since opposition to gay marriage, etc are consensus positions (if not unanimous) among conservatives, these topics are not open to debate.” […]

“Not open to debate” you say? I thought the GOP was all about “reaching across the aisle” and “bi partisanship”.

[Move along, no veils here]

I think the smell is more reminiscent of those ghastly “cinnamon broom” thingies…

Maybe they vary the hideous scent by season? I was there around the holidays to get some fancy wrapping shit, yo.

I am SO ratting out the waitron at the restaurant last night for letting you know I had the Panache…(Dos Equis and lemon soda).

Wev. I can’t get that worked up about Dos Equis.

The thing to do with places like Michael’s, AC Moore, etc, is know exactly what you want and go in and get it, never looking right our left lest your soul be sucked out through your eyeballs. Actually, most stores are like that.

You guys need to work on your appreciation of low-brow. Mom went to Dollar Tree the other days and not only came home with four very nice and heavy juice glasses (seriously – you could probably brain rhinos (or even RINOs) with these things) but also a WONDERFULLY tasteless and neat pseudo-stuffed chicken. I will name him Robespierre and give him a honored place in the kitchen, thereby ensuring nobody ever comes to visit. Not that anyone does.

BTW, no idea what Danny gets out of shilling for those who hate him. The potential of lower taxes, maybe? Showing those mean awful liberals that they can’t push him around just ’cause they work in his best interest? I dunno.

you use the idiots for your ends despite what they think about you

It must be tough to sleep at night.

*light bulb going off*

So that’s why Rush needs all those pain killers!

“Or is this a parody troll? The Internets, and all its traditions, is getting confusing.”

Generally speaking I find that the sillier the comment, the less likely it is to be a parody. At the very least there is a colonel of truth to this dictum but who knows, I could be majorly wrong.

I think the smell is more reminiscent of those ghastly “cinnamon broom” thingies…

Maybe they vary the hideous scent by season?

Every time I’ve gone there (and forgotten my rebreather), it smells like those fake eucalyptus plant thingies.

never looking right our left lest your soul be sucked out through your eyeballs. Actually, most stores are like that.

I know Wal-Mart is.

I still get headaches at the thought of even going in there.

It must be tough to sleep at night.

Assholes sleep pretty well I think. They always seem to have the energy to do more.

I will name him Robespierre and give him a honored place in the kitchen, thereby ensuring nobody ever comes to visit. Not that anyone does.

Ours is a tacky-cute metal dog with a springy head. He’s named “Dexter” — note if you put them by the front door they’re better at keeping folks away…

i have a book of exercises for e flat strumpet

Mine just diets.

So that’s why Rush needs all those pain killers!

Also.

Mom went to Dollar Tree

You mentioned your mom in a Sadly thread? Are you mad?

I can’t get that worked up about Dos Equis

So then I can mention the Beerarita?

Generally speaking I find that the sillier the comment, the less likely it is to be a parody

I’ll try and remember that before hurling another vase at the wall after landing a running jump kick on my monitor.

You mentioned your mom in a Sadly thread? Are you mad?

Somebody had to be first. It’s a tight schedule.

I never did get used to Michael’s. I used to go to Hobby Lobby for all my art/crafting/decoratin’ supplies, but when I moved South, Michael’s was the only game in town. More expensive and not nearly the selection. Ugh. Also, their framing dept. is chronically under-staffed.

“Ours is a tacky-cute metal dog with a springy head. He’s named “Dexter” — note if you put them by the front door they’re better at keeping folks away…”

I have a super-cute plastic pig with a big smile and bow-tie my little bro and I got at a flea market years and years and years ago. He’s the kitchen mascot.

Thanks for the link Substance. Bookmarked for future laughs. Although it is literally tough on the eyes upon returning to S,N!

“Generally speaking I find that the sillier the comment, the less likely it is to be a parody. At the very least there is a colonel of truth to this dictum but who knows, I could be majorly wrong.”

Well, privately speaking, I prefer corporal punishment.

What does Blatt get out truckload of morally bankrupt posts? Some links from Instapundit. And that’s it. No regular feature on PajamasMedia, no guest appearances on Mark Levin, nuttin. What a chump.

Oh, I bet he gets a lot of discrete phone calls from fellow ‘tard bloggers who aren’t quite as ready to come out of the closet.

Erm, so to speak.

I used to work at an independent frame shop, and we had to fix Micheal’s frame goofs all the time. I wouldn’t take anything there that has any value; posters sure, but no real art, PLEASE.

You mentioned your mom in a Sadly thread? Are you mad?

Why not? She’s not DKW’s mom, I know that.

“Well, privately speaking, I prefer corporal punishment.”

Oh that is punny! Too, too punny!

The 2/3s booze part is fine, but once you start putting lemonade in beer, Truculent’s gonna have to have a little talk with you

Watch it, you- the shandygaff is a time-honored drinking option for children and lightweights.

So then I can mention the Beerarita?

I’m not deeply offended, but that does sound fucking disgusting.

Watch it, you- the shandygaff is a time-honored drinking option for children and lightweights.

That’s quite different from lemon Crystal Light mixed with Bud.

FYWP.

Anyway, it might be better to think of Blarts blog as less a site for him to promote his ideas, and more of personals ad.

the shandygaff is a time-honored drinking option for children and lightweights.

And for people who give up alcohol for Lent.

OT, but we all need lulz on a Monday:

Oh, Rick, now you’re just being ridiculous.

That’s quite different from lemon Crystal Light mixed with Bud.

That might actually be an improvement. To both.

And yes, I am crazy and I have the meds to prove it, so there, nyaaaah.

I used to work at an independent frame shop, and we had to fix Micheal’s frame goofs all the time. I wouldn’t take anything there that has any value; posters sure, but no real art, PLEASE.

Yikes. Well, I’m not sure that my $20 prints count as “real art.” Plus, we don’t have a framing shop here. (What the fuck is that about? My hometown is a tenth of this size and they have one.)

OTea, but tea hee hee.

the shandygaff is a time-honored drinking option for children and lightweights.

And for people who give up alcohol for Lent.

I’m not Catholic, but I don’t think that counts.

no guest appearances on Mark Levin, nuttin

I do not want to ever again read the words “on Mark Levin” and “nuttin” in such close proximity.

That’s quite different from lemon Crystal Light mixed with Bud.

How ’bout lemon crystal meth mixed with Bud?

“Well, privately speaking, I prefer corporal punishment.”

Oh that is punny! Too, too punny!

I found smedley’s comment very admirable myself.

Gov. Goodhair:

I mean, there are two things that I think people judge Presidents on: their safety and the economy.

well, that’s FAIL and FAIL, from what this hack remembers.

How ’bout lemon crystal meth mixed with Bud?

Ah, the Danica Patrick!

“Oh, Rick, now you’re just being ridiculous.”

I was gonna say he’s still running in the Republican primary, but, then I remembered that the primary was last month…..I got nuttin.

Rand Paul?

*Seriously?*

*SNERK*

“actor212 said,
April 19, 2010 at 20:54

How ’bout lemon crystal meth mixed with Bud?

Ah, the Danica Patrick!
”

LULZY!!

“Watch it, you- the shandygaff is a time-honored drinking option for children and lightweights.”

When I was based in England, I loved drinking shandy; it was way better than the (I can’t remember which) liquor & gatorade mix we used to drink. And yes, I’m was & still am a lightweight.

From the comments at B4’s link.

Ghouliani should take his lisp and move back to the “old country”. Let the real Americans fix what you helped create, you corrupt dago wop POS RINO.
BY Davey Jones on 04/19/2010 at 12:35

How ’bout lemon crystal meth mixed with Bud?

Yummers! How about Lemon Pledge mixed with Bud?

Ghouliani should take his lisp and move back to the “old country”.

New York, the old country.

Say what you want about Ms. Patrick – all I know is a) she came damn near winning Indy, and b) she pisses off the “WIMMEN KANT BE RACE DRIVERZ” knuckledraggers, and for that I (heart) her.

(I can’t remember which) liquor

I’ll bet it was either Everclear or Graves…

BY Davey Jones

Dear Mr Jones, mangia un cazzone… un cazzone molto grosso.

OTea, but tea hee hee.

Ugh, Rudy is really, really getting on my nerves. The other night there was a special on the MLB Network about the 2001-02 MLB Playoffs and Rudy was all over it with his weirdly shaped head and his Yankee cap (which I didn’t know New Era made in Pluto-sized). It got to the point where I just turned it off and thought, “This joker thinks people respects what he says? Wow, even I’m not that deluded.”

“Yummers! How about Lemon Pledge mixed with Bud?”

Quit being such a truccing SNOB. I’ll have you know that was the official cocktail of Conservatve Woodstock. And ya know what? It was fucking refreshing and cooling.

I (heart) her.

Totally with you on this, Pere. I have a rather large heart on for her.

shandygaff

Alos good for creating static electricity thru friction.¹

¹ VPR

You’ve got to be kidding me. Srsly, most New Yorkers aren’t as bad as the politicians. Yes, even the hipsters.

(I can’t remember which) liquor

I’ll bet it was either Everclear

No, no, no, NO! Everybody knows the only way to drink Everclear is with Purplesaurus Rex. Don’t you know anything?

BY Davey Jones on 04/19/2010 at 12:35

*Sigh* So disappointing – I always thought he was the cutest of the four. Though Peter Tork for some reason also intrigued me.

Srsly, most New Yorkers aren’t as bad as the politicians. Yes, even the hipsters.

Coincidentally, hipsters and politicians have about the same rate of STD infection per capita.

Coincidentally, hipsters and politicians have about the same rate of STD infection per capita.

20%?

lemon Crystal Light mixed with Bud

Have you no decency? I damn near lost my lunch… Either one is an abomination and an affront to the Holy Spirit, but mixed together? [whispery voice] The horror… the horror… /Apocalypse Now

Coincidentally, hipsters and politicians have about the same rate of STD infection per capita.

I knew I came to S,N! for topical, useful information.

That’s quite different from lemon Crystal Light mixed with Bud.

I’m sorry, on behalf of which of those products are you affronted?

It was fucking refreshing and cooling.

Good for when your mouth is as dry as dust.

It was fucking refreshing and cooling.

Good for when your mouth is as dry as dust.

Fucking is good for that, yes.

The horror… the horror… /Apocalypse Now

If you willingly make that concoction, Heart of Darkness is a more apt reference.

/i tagtastic!

You know, that t-shirt actually might be pretty effective. Against lesbianism, anyway.

Coincidentally, hipsters and politicians have about the same rate of STD infection per capita.

20%?

Higher.

Ben giocato Grande Cattivo Calvo Bastardo.

OMG YOUR KIDS MIGHT THINK AL GORE’S A HERO!!!

That’s quite different from lemon Crystal Light mixed with Bud.

I’m sorry, on behalf of which of those products are you affronted?

Excellent point.

Nevertheless, even she thinks her cocktails are disgusting.

Of course, Dan enjoys watching Fox News. (And that’s not the only leftist sucker punch – more to come.)

How is this a sucker punch?

Or is she admitting that FOX News is the house organ¹ of fascism?

¹VPR

Nevertheless, even she thinks her cocktails are disgusting.

If she had only used Tang, she could have made an adult creamsicle.

OMG YOUR KIDS MIGHT THINK AL GORE’S A HERO!!!

Dan’s a confident businessman who’s more concerned with the bottom line than ethics or saving the wilderness, as evidenced by his importing lumber from Canada in order to save money AND get around Orgeon’s stringent environmental laws

Ayn would be proud! Until those meddlesome, freeloading, enemies of the state (animals) get involved.

an adult creamsicle.

Vanilla vodka and Orange Crush does a better job here.

Vanilla vodka and Orange Crush does a better job here.

Is that creamy enough, tho? You need that je ne sais quo of the coating of the tongue.

The film is titled “Furry Vengeance” and she is surprised to find that it is about woodland creatures exacting vengeance on those destroying their habitat?

Subby, this looks like it would work better, and has the advantage of being cold.

http://www.azdrinkrecipes.com/creamsicle_recipe-1226.htm

Sandra Lee, best known for the Precioustini, decided that a delicious cocktail recipe would be lemonade, vodka, and HEAVY CREAM.

“I call this one the Curdletini”

Is that creamy enough, tho?

It’s not creamy, but it all comes down to what you’d rather puke.

OMG YOUR KIDS MIGHT THINK AL GORE’S A HERO!!!

Wait, Furry Vengeance? Please tell me that’s a working title. Otherwise, there are gonna be a lot of confused fetishists in the audience.

decided that a delicious cocktail recipe would be lemonade, vodka, and HEAVY CREAM.

Oh, for the love of heaven, PLEASE tell me you made this up…

Please tell me that’s a working title.

Um. No. It’s not.

colonel truth

Huh. Two words that I rarely find in the same sentence.

lemon Crystal Light mixed with Bud.

well, barf. and Imma zombee.

“Wait, Furry Vengeance? Please tell me that’s a working title. Otherwise, there are gonna be a lot of confused fetishists in the audience.”

WTF? Now I feel so stupid. I wore my sexiest skunk costume.

“OMG YOUR KIDS MIGHT THINK AL GORE’S A HERO!!!”

I got off the boat. But I liked it ‘cuz it sums up conservative thinking so perfectly: “I don’t want to face uncomfortable truths, so I’ll make incoherent noises and shove and my fingers in my ears. I won’t for one SECOND think about things like mindless consumption or overdevelopment, because that would require my acting like an adult, and, heck maybe doing some small things to help out the environment. I’d honestly rather the whole fucking world burn down that do that.”

Reposted in the correct fuckin thread. (Insert coffee, Monday or whatever excuse for being dumb I might have).

I took a light swing at him, while throwing a nasty uppercut at the biggest dick on the internet North Dallas Thirty:

47.Dan;

I counter your challenge with another: Please provide evidence that you have forcefully taken conservatives to task for DOMA, for linking homosexuality with pedophilia, for their psychotic claims that you homosexuals shouldn’t be school teachers or adopt children due the danger of you “indoctrinating” our poor children into your abominable lifestyle choice (their words), for using slurs (in the correct sense of the word) to describe you, and for generally just treating GLBT persons in a bigoted manner.

I realize that not all conservatives feel this way.

Gay marriage isn’t necessarily a right, however, the choice to marry the person of your choosing is yours alone. It is not my choice to make for anyone else, nor is it the choice of sanctimonious politicians. It becomes self-loathing when you know, as someone who claims to value choice and freedom, that allowing gay marriage is the right thing to do.

NDT: Ok, snottypants, how about YOU explain how allowing all persons (even teh gheys) to CHOOSE who is allowed to visit them in this hospital is infringing on anyone’s right to choose other than hospital administrators who have a personal axe to grind with scary gay people. Your argument is a colossal failure. You can’t use freedom of choice to defend taking away an individual’s freedom to choose. Think about it.

Comments?

Furry Vengeance would be vodka, lemonade, and a badger.

“I call this one the Curdletini”

And later on, I’ll call it the “Vomitini”!

“I call this one the Curdletini”

And later on, I’ll call it the “Vomitini”!

There. Is that foamy enough for you?

Beware Furry Vengeance with its Trojan raccoon, bear, crow, and skunk.

Wow, I hadn’t realized global warming had been completely discredited. She even had a link to the American Spectator proving it!

Furry Vengeance would be vodka, lemonade, and a badger.

Going to need a bigger blender.

Re Al Gore: I think the point to be made is that nobody who is rich and famous and successful and won a Nobel Peace Prize can be a hero. Your kids should aspire to be Victoria Jackson.

Going to need a bigger blender.

Do not blend the badger, that’s a rookie mistake. Bruise the badger with vermouth , as if you were making a gin martini.

You have to use a muddler, smut; it’s just not the same otherwise.

Razzafrazzin fast fingered typists.

Bruise the badger with vermouth

Sounds naughty.

JESUS.

Just dealt with a guy who was not only freakin’ DRUNK but wanting to use a coupon for free Cialis. ASSCLOWN CENTRAL.

I hate stiffy pills.

Comments?

Your post is sound, but I predict it will have no effect. You are arguing with people who do not understand the concept that other people have rights. They say they do, with their silly slogan about swinging their fists until they hit somebody’s nose, but they really don’t.

So, when you point out that a sick person’s right to determine who should be allowed to visit the hospital supercedes the administrator’s “right” to decide who should be allowed to visit the hospital, you will just get blank stares. They can see themselves as the administrator, but not as the patient.

In the same way, if you were talking to such people in 1955, trying to explain that the rights of black people to equal treatment before the law supercede the “rights” of white people not to have to look at black people while eating lunch, you would have gotten blank stares.

They JUST DON’T GET IT. They are the true descendants of the Mayflower pilgrims who fled to North American for the freedom to take away other people’s freedom.

I hate stiffy pills.

One day, you’ll be old and tired.

Bruise the badger with vermouth

I prefer oil when bruising the badger, myself.

By Davey Jones

I had an uncle in the Navy that got to see his locker.

“I call this one the Curdletini” – Now that’s funny right there.

I had an uncle in the Navy that got to see his locker.

That’s nothing. My cousin got to look in his drawers.

So, when you point out that a sick person’s right to determine who should be allowed to visit the hospital supercedes the administrator’s “right” to decide who should be allowed to visit the hospital, you will just get blank stares. They can see themselves as the administrator, but not as the patient.

I know it won’t have any effect, really. Sometimes I get this funny idea in my head that if you turn their own supposed values around on them, that they might actually take a minute and think it through. I have yet to see that happen–at least I have yet to see anyone admit to it.

I never thought about it the way you describe, thinking of themselves as the administrators–my hospital, my rules….That’s a good point, good insight to the worldview.

That’s nothing. My cousin got to look in his drawers.

Did he see the mizzen-mast in full hoist?

Did he see the mizzen-mast in full hoist?

He mentioned something about the mains unfurled.

At the very least there is a colonel of truth to this dictum

Well, generally, there are, especially for major dictums. What you do in private is up to you, captain.

…making a gin martini.

There’s another kind of martini? Me no thinky so.

Well, generally, there are, especially for major dictums. What you do in private is up to you, captain.

Don’t ass, don’t tell, major dictum.

like those plums, “delicious/so sweet and so cold.”

You must have misheard; we were not talking about “DKW’s plum”.

What you do in private is up to you, captain.

But please do it on the POOP deck.

Hey…I just got this message in my gallery notes:

”
Oyo, ? I love your digital art work. I am TElombre : Male model/actor in France. I propose you to use my image in your work if by any chance you are interested you can use any picture you chose in your portfolio. So if you want to retouch one of my pictures, I can propose you different photos there : http://www.4shared.com/dir/20415806/b40c78f5/TElombre2.html ? passeword : 1234 Upload your(s) artistic inspiration(s) in high resolution. =) Thanks & have a nice week, telombre@gmail.com —- http://telombre.book.fr
Oyo, ?

I love your digital art work. I am TElombre : Male model/actor in France.
I propose you to use my image in your work if by any chance you are interested you can use any picture you chose in your portfolio.

So if you want to retouch one of my pictures, I can propose you different photos there :
[link]
? passeword : 1234

Upload your(s) artistic inspiration(s) in high resolution. =)”

I’m too terrified to click. I mean, he’s prolly a nice guy, then again, it could be tranny porn (not that there’s anything wrong with that). I get requests from models/stock models fairly often, but this off-site stuff just scares me.

Anyone adventurous wanna tell me if there are some nice photos in there I could work with?

One day, you’ll be old and tired.

mayyyyyyyyyyyyyybe… BUT at least I won’t be a drunken asshole asking the pharmacy tech what year it is and getting all pissed off over MY FUCKING GODDAMN WEE-WEE.

Hell – by then we might have Mr. Happy Replacement Surgery with nanobots. Until then I’m going to be tempted every time one of these creeps comes by to grab my junk and yell “AT LEAST MINE WORKS!!”

That’s nothing. My cousin got to look in his drawers.

Did he see the mizzen-mast in full hoist?

He thought his junk made him quite a ketch.

Please, I don’t care to hear about the major’s exploits.

Hell – by then we might have Mr. Happy Replacement Surgery with nanobots.

Who’d need to date then?

He thought his junk made him quite a ketch.

Sadly, it slooped. And its bark was worse than its bight.

I used to wonder whether Victoria Jackson’s dumb blond schtick on SNL was just an act or her real self. Now I wonder how she was able to pass herself off as only mildly retarded for so long.

For those who like the idea of the beer and lemonade, how about a michelada?

“A Flourish of Strumpets.”

If we’re going to be quoting the classics, then don’t forget the “Essay of Trollops”. Also.
Not saying anything about “A stack of librarians”.

Sadly, it slooped. And its bark was worse than its bight.

Row is me. I’m a mere shell of my former self.

how about a michelada?

Clamato – 99.9% clam free.

Row is me. I’m a mere shell of my former self.

Took one to the scull, eh?

Oar did you?

Took one to the scull, eh?

That was pretty good. Let me yacht that one down.

Schooner or later, you’ll have to give up. I can do this all night. Canoe?

Substance McGravitas said,

April 19, 2010 at 21:19

OMG YOUR KIDS MIGHT THINK AL GORE’S A HERO!!!

I went for the Mangoes.

I don’t quite understand what she thinks, if anything.
Let’s start with the basics:
A “saturday evening movie” (kiddie friendly, fun for whole family) that features cute furry animals (kids love them, and they can be fun), non violent conflict (the sort of mischief that does not hurt anyone), a good cause (the animals try to save their homes), and a happy ending (the project is apparently stopped, and animals get to keep their homes). And this is not acceptable, because of Al Gore?

Well, where to begin. The animals are obviously a good start point. They are in the movie, because it is now easy and feasible to make movies with cute animals. It is not because the teh producer is a treehugger, it is because technology allows it, it fits kids, and it makes a good merchandise.

Any movie without a conflict is boring. And what other conflict would there be for animals? After all, habitat loss is a realistic situation. Suiting the whole family movie, the conflict is likely causing annoyance, and possibly some monetary losses, which is more for fun and giggles.In any case, animals have a cause to follow, they are not just randomly terrorizing people. They want to save their homes. And they succeed, and have a happy ending.

I don’t really understand what she wanted instead? People fighting for their homes instead of animals? Would that sell as well for kids? Or something different for conflict? I doubt the parents would prefer movie where the birds peck out the eyes and racoon bites the guy giving him rabies. Or will we simply change the ending? The bear ends up stuffed on the local hunters collection, the smaller animals are flattened by trucks while crossing the new highway, and the crow spends his last days shitting on statues and getting high on sugar from local fare, remembering his old buddies who died when the area was developed?

I don’t really understand what she want’s from the movie, which doesn’t even answer the biggest question:
What the hell does this have to do with Al Gore? The effects of development of a local area, I can understand. But what is the connection to global enviromental change.

It doesn’t take a coracle to see that this tread will degenerate into a swamp of nautical puns.
I don’t have a clew myself, I have neither the vocabulary knorr the patience to contribute here.

And this is not acceptable, because of Al Gore?

She rooted for the hunters in Bambi.

I don’t have a clew myself, I have neither the vocabulary knorr the patience to contribute here.

Dhow did you do that? Skip class or something? Those were ferry clever!

A full scrotum of wingnuts

A placenta of birthers

A tantrum of Tea-Partiers

Well if Al Gore wasn’t so fat he could’ve took a bullit for Bambi. Liebrul hypocrite.

If you’re, say, a gay Randroid living in an area where few people give a shit about who you wiggle your weenie in, there’s no particular reason to give a shit about anyone else at all, is there? Playing to the conservative base would therefore keep the party in power that lets you play with your money how you like – and by the way Fuck You gay people in the red states.

One of the editors of my college newspaper (the one with “It’s not rape if she’s drunk” article that made waves a couple weeks ago) fits the picture perfectly; the kid’s gay, from Maryland, goes to college in Washington, DC at one of the most liberal and actively pro-gay campuses in the country. So naturally, prejudice doesn’t affect him, and he can afford to write article after article slandering and mocking the people who’ve fought for the rights he has today.

In his case, I’d also add that if you’re gay but also a racist and a chauvinist, the GOP’s a pretty good party to be in. The party of hate makes for really weird bedfellows.

But what is the connection to global enviromental change.

Well, I would imagine it has to do with shut the hell up.

No, seriously, she’s concerned that kids will see animals in the forest and try to marry them.

An acting troupe of 212 Dirty Sanchezers. (ducks)

The party of hate makes for really weird bedfellows.

veiled Neil Horsely reference?

An acting troupe of 212 Dirty Sanchezers.

*raising eyebrow*

*jotting notes*

he can afford to write article after article slandering and mocking the people who’ve fought for the rights he has today

Y’know what might be fun one day?

Take his rights away for 24 hours. Kidnap him, throw him in a remote basement of a dorm somewhere and treat him the way his ancestors would have treated a random stranger who happened to be gay.

“But what is the connection to global enviromental change.”

They think that a large percentage of greenhouse gas emitions derive from the flatulance of cartoon animals? Its as good an answer as any.

He is an odd one that “Happy” Patriot. I can see the closeted ones gay bashing because they are in denial or are overcompensating in an attempt to gain hetero cred [see: IMHO every fooking gay basher] but what is his or any open gay person’s motive?

“But what is the connection to global enviromental change.”

Demented conflation. I had a friend once who was in the early stages of dementia.

He was quite fixated on the revelation that Imelda Marcos had a closet full of shoes. So much that he fixated on that one thing as emblematic not only of Marcos and his regime, but of all Filipino people, and of the Phillipines as a whole. Anytime anyone mentioned anything about the Phillipines or Filipino people, he would make these totally off the wall comments about shoes.

Thus for right wing demented knuckleheads, anything environmentally connected is about Al Gore. And because of that, it must be bad – so preserving habitat, responsible waste disposal and conserving resources of any kind must be opposed on principle.

but what is his or any open gay person’s motive?

To be called “one of the good ones” by people who otherwise wouldn’t give him the time of day?

“To be called “one of the good ones” by people who otherwise wouldn’t give him the time of day?”

They can’t be so stupid that they don’t realize that “the good ones” call them “faggot!” behind their backs can they? Oh, er, uhm . . . nevermind.

Basharov said,
“Is a Fetish of Young Republicans more similar to a Murder of Crows or to a Flock of Sheep?”

LOL…that’s a tough question. They’re opportunistic feeders like crows, but they’re easily led like sheep. That may be a question without an answer.

a muddler

Worst Batman villain EVAH.

Any movie without a conflict is boring. And what other conflict would there be for animals? After all, habitat loss is a realistic situation.

Well, they could be losing their habitat because a bunch of hyenas/dark wolves/raccoons/black bears/sassy, ghetto-fabulous orangutans/slanty-eyed lazy panda bears nudgenudgewinkwink are moving in on their territory.

That’s quite different from lemon Crystal Light mixed with Bud.

Sandra Lee would go and fuck up something that easy.

Worst Batman villain EVAH.

I don’t know, the Yodeler was pretty bad too.

dammit. the yodeler bit was mine

FYWP

also.

Muddler: Veiled Pappanick reference?

“This horse loves the slop. It’s in his bloodlines. His father was a muddler, his mother was a muddler.”

“His mother was a muddler?”

…but what is his or any open gay person’s motive?

See Schlafly, Phyllis or Paglia, Camille for illumination.

The “reward” is that they get to sit at the table with the boys, all for the low admission price of agreeing with the boys that all the girls (other than themselves) should be relegated to second-class status. In the same way, Blatt seeks to secure an “in-crowd” position with conservatives. It fucks over everyone else in his cohort, and his interests as well, but as long as he continues to agree with them, he’ll be allowed a seat at the table.

Michael’s isn’t all bad. 60% of framing jobs and the one near me does good work.

Ooooooh!

vacuumslayer (and everyone else who needs a laugh) go and look at the pic-chas. There’s nothing offensive there except to anyone with good taste and an adult sense of style.

http://www.4shared.com/dir/20415806/b40c78f5/TElombre2.html
password: 1234

…but what is his or any open gay person’s motive?

If I was black with my political beliefs and I wanted to be a syndicated columnist or head of a national party for example, I could stand in line behind a shitload of mofo’s or be conservative and jump to the head of the line. Hmmm . . . what to do what to do? Can I be a gay black Republican? Its a shame that I am none of the three. “Oh Lordy Lordy, why is I not a gay Republican fag? God have mercy on me.”

Affirmative Action sucks donkey balls.

PeeJ said,
April 20, 2010 at 1:16

Ooooooh!

Pretentious Goth is Pretentious.

But Jennifer, they _don’t_ give “them” a seat at the table. Even when “them” are paying for it! Recall the CPAC dust-up wherein the log cabiners sponsored the fucking thing but were told they werent’
welcome. Ya just can’t make this shit up.

Pretentious Goth is Pretentious.

Is he wearing a corset in some of those?

PeeJ – I think Blatt et al should be re-named “the Cleveland Steamers” because it’s all too obvious they’re into scat, since they keep going back every time someone shits on them. I guess in this case, “seat at the table” translates into “we won’t call you a buttfucking faggot to your face…only when you aren’t around.”

BTW, if you haven’t dropped by the blog lately, it’s New & Improved – Now With MOAR PENIS™!

Pretentious Goth is Pretentious.

It’s not even pretentious, it’s just typical Ann Rice vampire stuff and then the one picture where he’s an Apache in the woods for some reason.

just typical Ann Rice vampire stuff and then the one picture where he’s an Apache in the woods for some reason.

1) “typical Ann Rice vampire stuff” — that’s pretty pretentious.

2) “an Apache in the woods”: He’s an artiste!

Jennifer’s brilliant comment has now been replied to by “North Dallas Forty,” an old-as-dirt “bear” from San Francisco and one of the more dimwitted commenters at GP. NDF declares himself the winner of the argument by making the time worn argument that gay people have the same right to marry people of the opposite sex as heterosexuals do. Seriously. That’s really some stupid shit. These guys make the Freepers look like Ivy League valedictorians.

For once, I won’t vacate the boat, not this time. But every time someone makes the argument “gays got the same rights as straights, they got the right to marry straight lulz!” I’m reminded of an old Russian joke from the days of the Soviet Union;

“Of course we Russians have the same rights as Americans. In America, they have the demand that Reagan be thrown out, and in Russia, we too have the right to demand that Reagan be thrown out!”

1) “typical Ann Rice vampire stuff” — that’s pretty pretentious.

I’m young enough that I grew up with people who thought they were vampires so to me it’s damn well earnest.

His mudder eats her fodder.

Who was it a week or two ago who had a business idea he had to sit on because of his company? Apparently California and Connecticut offer huge greater protections to start-ups, if you decide to go ahead… talk to a lawyer, of course, but it’s possible you could do it fairly safely in certain states.

“Huge” edited to “greater” but not deleted. I suck. Anyhoo, something to consider.

His mudder eats her fodder.

But if they eat all dere foddahs, then there won’t be enough foddahs for foddah’s day!

Mudders and Fodders

Peej! Thanks so much for doing the recon! I’ll check out his stuff to
tomorrow.

Has anyone tried posting the links on his comments section, or do I have to do it?

Mr. Shackleford, go with God.

Sweet fabulous flaming out and proud Christ, Jennifer.

where does one find a huge P3NIS wrapped in fondant?

Who took the first bite?

I don’t mean to barge in and ketch but would it keel you guys to lay off the puns this once?

My god. It is the PENIS of the Incredible Hulk.

Sounds like a concern trawler to me. I think yawl like dredging up old junk, until l just want to say frigate or smack someone. Are you just trying to compensate for a little dinghy? Maybe you should just cruise on out of here. Scow hard is it to ignore or post or two you don’t like anyway?

Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat…

Blogwhore alert:

For Jennifer.

Since we’re whoring, y’all are a buncha Dorks.

Ok, well if the whoring is on, I just put up a new post about those horrid Peniskeeper dolls they have at Hallmark.

a buncha Dorks

i thought the expression was a ‘wedgie of dorks’

Also, fresh billmon.

LOL IRONY

Hey DKW,

Pretty good! I used to read Billmon’s blog ‘religiously’ when it existed (and still appreciate his sporadic writings since).

But everyone please, please don’t read the comments over there at the GOS. They are jam packed with scary words like brainwashing, indoctrination, and epistemic closure. Some of them are even in proximity to Christian and fundamentalist.

PeeJ said,
April 19, 2010 at 20:15

Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.

PeeJ, I love you, will you marry me?

I went for the Mangoes.

so did I [BigHollywood babe]….. what a sad sap…. you just want to scream to her; ‘its a fucken movie’ (and a kiddie movie at that)…… I went to see Alice in Wonderland at the weekend, but I didn’t read into it a screed against GW bush, or that the Red Queen was Obama (well she was red….)….

however, it was magic on mushrooms…. particularly the cat…..

actor212 said,
April 19, 2010 at 22:28

That’s nothing. My cousin got to look in his drawers.

You made me laugh like Muttley. Will you marry me too?

Pere Ubu said,
April 19, 2010 at 22:40

Hell – by then we might have Mr. Happy Replacement Surgery with nanobots. Until then I’m going to be tempted every time one of these creeps comes by to grab my junk and yell “AT LEAST MINE WORKS!!”

More Muttley – howzabout we make it a foursome?

What would you call a fetish for young Republicans, anyway?

Foliate.

Doggone it, I still think that was pretty good. This is a tough room.

Perhaps I should have gone “Foley-ate”.

what is his or any open gay person’s motive?

A reacharound, silly.

epistemic closure

They did one of those when I had a hernia operation and they were afraid I’d pop my stitches.

You made me laugh like Muttley. Will you marry me too?

That’s bigamy. Of course, it’s bigayou, too. Also.

Rusty Shackleford said,

April 20, 2010 at 3:28 (kill)

Man, I wander off for a few days and a new Rusty Shackleford rises to take my place! That’s what I get, I guess.

Rusty Shackleford said,
April 20, 2010 at 3:28 (kill)

Man, I wander off for a few days and a new Rusty Shackleford rises to take my place! That’s what I get, I guess.

That’s a rather extreme response, Rust.

“Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.”

I don’t want to marry you PeeJ but can I steal that line?