God, this is astoundingly dumb. By the way, there’s a Home Depot five minutes away from NW DC in Falls Church. Wingnuts always fail when trying to draw political conclusions from the absence or presence of particular retail chains.

Wow. I actually enjoyed that little swim!

I never liked my Jim Treacher; he used to make us climb that knotted rope and do laps and stuff.

Wait, is that comic book link for real? What the fuck kind of grown-ass man lists his age as “30 1/2”???

comic book aficionado

Hey HEY HEY! Some of us have very nice basements.

Jim’s Dad should have his own show–“Medlock” (Like
Matlock, but not as interesting. )

That middle picture of Treacher… is he sporting a George W Bush memorial pretzel-scar?

What contributes to this overconcentration of humanity? Could it be… BIG GOVERNMENT?

Could it be…people having kids?

While not technically short, this was the funniest Shorter I’ve seen!

How painfully ironic is the name Treacher(y)(ous)(ously)? What are the odds that someone with that name would turn out to be the penis that corporate America routinely shoves in our collective ass?

What the fuck kind of grown-ass man lists his age as “30 1/2????

He has to since he passed the holding up “dees many” fingers a few years back…

By the way, there’s a Home Depot five minutes away from NW DC in Falls Church. Wingnuts always fail when trying to draw political conclusions from the absence or presence of particular retail chains.

And there’s one 1/2 a mile from the IKEA…

And there’s one 1/2 a mile from the IKEA…

IKEA is a socialist stronghold in the US. It will never be mentioned by a conservative, except to point out that we are being eaten from within by the termites of fascist Sweden, or was it Swedistan? Nobody there is wearing US flag lapel pins. Coincidence? I think NOT! Beware, patriots. Insurgence is afoot.

Editor’s note: Afoot has to be the coolest word in the language…and oh shit I need a nap.

What the fuck kind of grown-ass man lists his age as “30 1/2????

I know. Hasn’t he heard that decimals are the eurometriccommie future and fractions the imperial past?

So let me get this straight: Treacher takes a job with Tucker Carlson that requires him to move to DC.

First, he tries to destroy government property with his bionic knee, fails miserably and ends up hospitalized, despite trying to get it fixed on the government dime by claiming some black ops folks in the Presidential Secret Service detail caused his injury, spends weeks in rehab, then has his dad guest blogging for him, putting some elderly Social Security recipient to work, even tho the poor guy retired decades ago (based on the computer simulated photograph), probably after getting shot up in the Korean War?

So, question, Treach-boy…when you going to fucking start working?

I guess I should have said from the very IKEA Dear Old Dad mentions going to to pick up furniture. There’s also a HD in NE, but there might be POOR PEOPLE at that one.

From the comic book link:

We also handed it out for free to comics pros, as well as any artists we met who we thought we might want to work with. I probably criss-crossed the convention floor 20 times, just looking for somebody else to give a comic to. If you’ve been to the San Diego con, you know how exhausting it is just to walk around that place. Not to mention the full Klingon uniform I wore for four days straight without washing.*

*No, not really. I still smelled bad, but I didn’t dress up like no damn Klingon.

So he didn’t bathe for four days, but we’re supposed to excuse that because he walked around in civvies.

So he didn’t bathe for four days, but we’re supposed to excuse that because he walked around in civvies.

Actually, I think that means he dressed as a Ferengi.

Actually, I think that means he dressed as a Ferengi woman

And…ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

What a pair Jim “Sean Medlock” Treacher and Tucker Carlson make! The wingnut version of “The Odd Couple.” A dumpy, half-witted, and slovenly slob from Indiana and an arrogant, persnickety, and batshit crazy preppie dickhead.

Sweet.

So why exactly did this pork-blob walk out into traffic and get his fat ass hit?

So he didn’t bathe for four days, but we’re supposed to excuse that because he walked around in civvies.

Sadly, that’s pretty common at nerd conventions.

There’s just SO MUCH TO DO, and, well, why take time out from going to panels or browsing the dealer’s area or gaming or watching movies to do silly useless mundane stuff like eat, sleep or bathe?

So why exactly did this pork-blob walk out into traffic and get his fat ass hit?

Obama had the SUV jump out in front of him as part of the evil socialist plot to destroy America.

So why exactly did this pork-blob walk out into traffic and get his fat ass hit?

He claims he was just standing there, minding his own business, sucking on a latte or some other faux coffee-like beverage, but in truth, he was trying to strike a blow for teabaggers everywhere by tailpipe fucking one of Obama’s SUVs when his fat knee got tangled up with the drawstring on his sweatpants.

He claims he was just standing there, minding his own business, sucking on a latte or some other faux coffee-like beverage, but in truth, he was trying to strike a blow for teabaggers everywhere by tailpipe fucking one of Obama’s SUVs when his fat knee got tangled up with the drawstring on his sweatpants.

It’s not an either/or, it’s a both/and. Severe orthopedic trauma can occur when one fucks a tailpipe while sucking off a Latvian.

OT, but equal in douchery: Erick Erickson tweets that trying to get the health care bill passed is like the Bataan Death March.

In other news, one of my co-workers has a shirt with a weird patch of fur on it that totally looks like a chest merkin.

the health care bill passed is like the Bataan Death March

If the repubs would stop forcing congress to march for days without sleep or food, the resemblance would be lessened.

What?

My sister took baton and she didn’t kill anybody.

WTF

WTF

I truly revelled in the poutrage of Dan Riehl and his orcs.

@ Esteev, WTF indeed… The comments are particularly toxic.

Esteev said,
March 4, 2010 at 21:04

Oh, yeah. Saw that this morning. Sounds a bit like sedition, no?

Sadly, that’s pretty common at nerd conventions.
There’s just SO MUCH TO DO, and, well, why take time out from going to panels or browsing the dealer’s area or gaming or watching movies to do silly useless mundane stuff like eat, sleep or bathe?

I just want to say that the European Conference on Visual Perception is nothing like that.
OK, maybe the lack of sleep.

[WTF] Shorter Reihl:

I’m a child, Marxist Obama, I will continue to act like a child and you can’t tell me what to do despite being democratically-elected. Furthermore, despite the fact that One of The Greatest Presidents Evar, George W Bush, used reconciliation to pass his super-smart tax cuts for the uberich, I will continue down the line of treason with pro-revolution rhetoric because you are nothing but a doo doo head. Pthhbbbbb!*tounge sticking out*

The comments are particularly toxic.

Oh? I didn’t get that far. Had to vomit then clear my head with some rubber cement.

So why exactly did this pork-blob walk out into traffic and get his fat ass hit?

He was stapled to the chicken.

trying to get the health care bill passed is like the Bataan Death March

Esteev just pointed it out: Dan I-ain’t-skeered-o’-no-black-middle-schoolers-on-the-bus is calling for revolution! over teh Horror of Reconciliation. Apparently, Erick El-Erick and Instaschmuck are cheering and tossing cheetos.

Okay, fine, I’m behind everybody here.

?Okay, fine, I’m behind everybody here.

LoL, at least you’re in the boat, X.

at least you’re in the boat

Where I’m staying. Mangoes, schmangoes.

MAN GOES SCHMANGOES: HUNDREDS DEAD [/NY Post]

The last time I was in Ikea, I ran into blonde Swedes in the kitchen department while Flock of Seagulls was playing over the loudspeakers.

Probably as close to zen as I’m likely to get.

MAN GOES SCHMANGOES: HUNDREDS DEAD [/NY Post]

Next to color photo of woman in bikini holding her luscious ripe mangoes.

The comments are particularly toxic.
This is unreal:

In response to a query about what can be done about the Obama Administration, Warren Bonesteel responds:

“stock up on the beans bullets and band-aids. Emergency preparedness. Google ‘Prepper.’ If the survivalists scare you too much, Preppers are regular folks, Moms and Dads who are into preparing for emergencies.”

The sad fact is, because Warren is so blinded by his hatred of anyone not-White, he fails to realize that he will benefit greatly from reform. *tear*

Observation: DC sucks, it’s way too much shit. Everyone is nice though – but us country folks are fucking pissed off at each and every little thing that’s not the same as home. Did I mention that we did not meet a single person in DC we didn’t like? Yup, in the entire freaking city the only folks who had shitty attitudes despite the biblical SNOWMAGEDDON they lived through was us plain simple folks from Heartland, USA.

Therefore Government sucks.

A shame Treacher can’t be coerced into blogging, as one has to assume that the quality of his output could only be improved by the addition of a big whack of Demerol.

trying to get it fixed on the government dime by claiming some black ops folks in the Presidential Secret Service detail caused his injury, spends weeks in rehab, then has his dad guest blogging for him, putting some elderly Social Security recipient to work

Hey, casting blame elsewhere & getting everyone else to pay for their fuckups is a lifestyle-choice, maaaaaaan! Don’t be harshing their mellow! If that old geezer had invested more wisely, he’d be in Bermuda instead! Free market, democracy, personal responsibility, gubble gubble gubble!

Actually, typing with their knees might help explain why their output reads the way it does (cf. Lopez, Goldberg, Riehl, et al).

Lateral Query: Do any of these salt-of-the-earth, down-home gritty Real Americans™ have any experience doing anything for a living rougher than spreading their own pate foie gras on Saltines at some neocon gathering, or posting five minutes’ worth of typing practise per day (“just remember to keep those knees up & open, guys”) on blogs that require a fanatical dedication to pretending Google doesn’t exist? Meghan McCain had some humble-humble job that her beer-heiress mom got her for a few months as a callow youth, but that’s the only one that comes to mind – & she’s not even a full-bore wingnut, either.

Sorry, but Der Pantload having to live down the horror of having Lucienne for a parent doesn’t count.

stock up on the beans bullets and band-aids

Any fart that can propel a bullet fast enough to cause a wound that needs a band-aid is a fart worthy of respect.

Riehl: “Reconcile this, you distasteful, malevolent little quisling punk – a timely reminder of some words I never thought would have such import during my lifetime.

When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

The cause is well known and it is just. When the alleged leader of a democratic republic places his own wishes so above those of the complete body politic, he is no longer worthy of the title, leader, no matter what office he might occupy. ”

Seriously, after the Bush administration’s open contempt for the Constitution, the rule of law, and the people, because the majority of elected officials want to stop a minority from using extra-Constitutional rules to block enacting policy popular with the majority of the electorate, he’s righteously indignant and threatening treasonrevolution. Holy FUCK.

their own pate foie gras

Huh, I’ve never heard diaper-drippings called that before.

Huh, I’ve never heard diaper-drippings called that before.

Hey! I’m eating, here!

If the survivalists scare you too much, Preppers are regular folks, Moms and Dads who are into preparing for emergencies.

Oh, yes, hurf durf, “Preppers”, just plannin’ for an emergency, nothing special, as long as the “emergency” involves OH SAY MAYBE Islamic hordes and welfare cheats swarming white people’s guarded communities. Yup yup yup just trying to BE PREPARED in case ANYTHING HAPPENS, you know, with THOSE PEOPLE harrumph harrumph.

Any fart that can propel a bullet fast enough to cause a wound that needs a band-aid is a fart worthy of respect.

Agreed. Maybe I misread his comment. He was just trying to draw attention to those who may need medical attention after too many beans and bullet… use your imagination.

Okay, fine, I’m behind everybody here.

You’re behind? I’m commenting about the Treacher Guest Post linked at the top. And I had to get outta the boat to do it.

FFS, I’m so far behind, the only thing in front of me is Whale Chowder’s mother.

edit: WC’s mom is the only thing I can see in front of me. But maybe I;m not that far behind, she really is quite fat.

You’re behind? I’m commenting about the Treacher Guest Post linked at the top.

Yeah I went OT… my bad. 🙁
(That unReihl guy scares me doh)

Hey! I’m eating, here

Good thing you included the comma or now would be lonely and scared.

Do any of these salt-of-the-earth, down-home gritty Real Americans™ have any experience doing anything for a living

Ted Nugent played guitar, badly. I think. I think that’s what you can call the sort of string-breaking he called playing.

“Preppers”, just plannin’ for an emergency, nothing special, as long as the “emergency” involves OH SAY MAYBE Islamic hordes and welfare cheats swarming white people’s guarded communities.

I’m sure zombies fit in their thoughts too.

Any fart that can propel a bullet fast enough to cause a wound that needs a band-aid is a fart worthy of respect.

Well, see, when I was a lad, we’d go camping and were told never put an unopened can of beans on the fire. And we were told never put a bullet on a fire.

So the presumption I make is that these folks don’t know beans about an open fire.

PS – staying on the ol’ boat, & it’s not so much my fear of going after the proverbial mangoes as it is my lack of desire to give click-charity to Tucker Carlson’s latest jellyfish-baby, DC Troller … not feeding trolls on a comment-thread with replies is one thing: love it or hate it, but if nothing else distracts them first, then the fuckers still have to sleep or take a dump at some point – but a wingnut-website never rests, & clickthroughs are its oxygen.

Tucker wants to give the world “a conservative HuffPo” you say? Yeah, because the uplifting glory of regular spray-cheese will pale next to DU-enriched glow-in-the-dark spray-cheese! Don’t think of them as oral tumors – think of them as tiny agonizing killer pets that you never need to neuter, feed or paper-train!

Sorry, Tuck, you still suck.

In this case, Old Yeller was born rabid – & the easiest way to take him out behind the barn is to ignore him.

“Preppers”, just plannin’ for an emergency, nothing special, as long as the “emergency” involves OH SAY MAYBE Islamic hordes and welfare cheats swarming white people’s guarded communities.

I’m sure zombies fit in their thoughts too.

I was about to say that I’m gonna stock up on that shit, too, but it’s because I’m afraid of ravenous zombie hordes. Otherwise known as conservative nutballs who decide to bring down the government.

I’m sure zombies fit in their thoughts too.

“Mmmmm… braaaaaaaaains”

Otherwise known as conservative nutballs who decide to bring down the government.

It’s weird, because under the Bushies, especially after the Patriot Act, I was contemplating buying a gun. You know, because I figured I’d need it to hunt for food when the turrrests struck again only they levelled my city and I was forced to move to the country.

Now, I’m thinking I may need one for the real turrrrrrests…

Hey! I’m eating, here!

I hope you’re giving some to wordpress, it’s eating comments again.

the turrrests

They never “rest”! That’s why we must remain ever vigilant, expand the military and combat a mobile, criminal cartel with a standing army.

Well OT it is then.

The RNC fundraising presentation – in all it’s glory. I’m flogging it and blogwhoring like actor212 because going through that thing was a lot of work – despite all the guffaws at the neverending stoopid bits.

blogwhoring like actor212

HEY! It wasn’t me all over the Jon Swift Blogroll Thread!

DKW, can’t read it now but I will later. Mostly because the title is a riot.

Treacher is 30? In whose time machine?

[Tintin adds: Way back in 1998, which is the date on the bottom of that webpage.]

Treacher is 30? In whose time machine?

Certainly not a woman’s! amirite! HAW HAW – Calling people virgins on teh intartubules is ace numbah one!!!

Michael Moriarty is still bananas:

This, the Great American Tragedy of Communism’s homicidal insistence upon invading America as a “Progressive Movement” – the assassination of the very Catholic President John F. Kenney being one of its most disgracefully high points – will, I have massive faith, eventually turn out to be just another triumph of America over the mortal enemies of her infinitely and universally resonant Declaration of Independence.

Here, while basking in the relevance of On The Waterfront, I suddenly see the cosa nostra metaphor, the Brechtian fascination with Chicago mobs, the Obama administration’s Red-packed Czardom and Mao Zedong himself as the Godfather of all Godfathers … this mounting tower of Progressive Babel, making absolutely no sense whatsoever unless you have a ruthless mob willing to enforce it.

OT: http://kotaku.com/5485299/video-game-blogger-has-the-worlds-largest-schlong

“At 13.5 inches, Jonah Falcon may apparently have the biggest penis in the world, but he doesn’t have a full-time job.”

Wingnuts always fail when trying to draw political conclusions from the absence or presence of particular retail chains
<a href="http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/THDStoreFinder?storeId=10051&URL=StoreFinderViewDetails&errorViewName=StoreFinderView&headerStoreFinder=&List=List&catalogId=&zip=&distance_1=50&city=washington&state_1=DC&distance_2=10&store=For Daddy Treacher

Fuck. First tag fail in weeks.
Attempt Two

How much does Erik son of Eric suck? Let’s ask wikipedia:

At dawn on 9 April,… Major General Edward P. King, Jr., commanding Luzon Force, Bataan, Philippine Islands, surrendered more than 75,000 (67,000 Filipinos, 1,000 Chinese Filipinos, and 11,796 Americans) starving and disease-ridden men. He inquired of Colonel Motoo Nakayama, the Japanese colonel to whom he tendered his pistol in lieu of his lost sword, whether the Americans and Filipinos would be well treated. The Japanese aide-de-camp replied: “We are not barbarians.” The majority of the prisoners of war were immediately robbed of their keepsakes and belongings and subsequently forced to endure a 61-mile (98 km) march in deep dust, over vehicle-broken macadam roads, and crammed into rail cars to captivity at Camp O’Donnell. Thousands died en route from disease, starvation, dehydration, heat prostration, untreated wounds, and wanton execution.

Those few who were lucky enough to travel to San Fernando on trucks still had to endure more than 25 miles of marching. Prisoners were beaten randomly, and were often denied food and water. Those who fell behind were usually executed or left to die. Witnesses say those who broke rank for a drink of water were executed, some even decapitated. Subsequently, the sides of the roads became littered with dead bodies and those begging for help.

On the Bataan Death March, approximately 54,000 of the 75,000 prisoners reached their destination. The death toll of the march is difficult to assess as thousands of captives were able to escape from their guards. All told, approximately 5,000–10,000 Filipino and 600–650 American prisoners of war died before they could reach Camp O’Donnell.

This wasn’t just some level in a video game. Ridiculous comparisons of this sort are the equivalent of shitting on the memory of those who died.

Perhaps if Erik son of Erik weren’t such an epic suckbag, he could attempt the memorial march.

Fucking pus encrusted douche nozzle.

To be fair to Daddy Treach, the Oxon Hill store is actually on the far side of the Beltway.

“At 13.5 inches, Jonah Falcon may apparently have the biggest penis in the world, but he doesn’t have a full-time job.”

What a waste.

Also, how do you get by in life with a dick that big? Do you have to tape it to your leg? Sounds uncomfortable.

Oh, yes, hurf durf, “Preppers”, just plannin’ for an emergency, nothing special, as long as the “emergency” involves OH SAY MAYBE Islamic hordes and welfare cheats swarming white people’s guarded communities. Yup yup yup just trying to BE PREPARED in case ANYTHING HAPPENS, you know, with THOSE PEOPLE harrumph harrumph.

S’matter, Pere – haven’t you heard that the Islamic Horde has already been planning strikes in the Heartland? It’s true, it’s true. Have no fear, however – The Uptight Citizen’s Brigade is on the case:

http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/03/sheriffs_office_cites_islamic_terror_cells_in_boss.php?ref=fpb

this mounting tower of Progressive Babel, making absolutely no sense whatsoever

With the removal of one word we find Moriarty has written his own epitaph.

the Obama administration’s Red-packed Czardom

You just know he wanted to say “condom”

Treacher went looking for a “wheelchair-friendly” apartment. How socialistic of him!

Also, how do you get by in life with a dick that big?

I can answer this…

the only thing in front of me is Whale Chowder’s mother.

Ah, so I see we’ve circled back to the beans and bullets topic.

WC’s mom is the only thing I can see in front of me. But maybe I;m not that far behind, she really is quite fat.

Pay attention, you just stuck it in the other guy who is already doing her

Perhaps if Erik son of Erik weren’t such an epic suckbag, he could attempt the memorial march.

Agreed. Any Marine or former Marine is hereby instructed to “re-educate” Erickson on sight. To compare torture and mass slaughter to legislating “reform” is to spit in the face of those who died there.

I live in the Heartland and we don’t have a Home Depot. Closest one is half an hour away, in a whole nother town. We have a Lowe’s but the cognoscenti know it’s not the same.

Treacher is the guy who used to have a blog called, “Mother, May I Sleep With Treacher?” which is both the most disgusting and stupidest name for a blog ever (not sure which is worse, the stupidity or the disgustingness). And his comments on that Pandagon thread are the most boring, inane bullshit I’ve ever seen from a troll (and believe me, I know boring and inane).

So, all in all, a perfect choice for Tucker Carlson’s foray into online onanism.

Fuck. First tag fail in weeks.

That’s not what mom said.

My sister took baton and she didn’t kill anybody.

Not trying hard enough.

Not trying hard enough.

That’s what she said.

And his comments on that Pandagon thread are the most boring, inane bullshit I’ve ever seen from a troll

CA,

Look at that photo at the top of this post.

Now think: he’s a comic book geek.

Now…repeat after me in Comic Book Guy voice:

Worst. Troll. Ever.

Google ‘Prepper.’ If the survivalists scare you too much, Preppers are regular folks, Moms and Dads who are into preparing for emergencies

Wouldn’t you like to be a Prepper too?

I live in the Heartland and we don’t have a Home Depot. Closest one is half an hour away, in a whole nother town.

Shit, any Real Merkin knows that there are more Home Depots per capita in suburban strongholds and places where teh gays live than there are in more rural areas.

What contributes to this overconcentration of humanity? Could it be… BIG GOVERNMENT?

At best, this is the equivalent of heartlanders who say that they like visiting Times Square but it is too crowded. At worst, he is making a sly reference to the blackety blackness of our nation’s capitol.

Laura Baños, the Daily Caller’s office manager

awesome

D-KW’s mom takes baton, if you know what I mean

Home Depots per capita in suburban strongholds

That’s cause HDs cater to the illegal Messican immigrant workers who are fixing toilets for a third what the plumber charges.

They still marvel at the whole concept of “indoor plumbing”.

ravenous zombie hordes. Otherwise known as conservative nutballs who decide to bring down the government.

HEY!!!

HEY!!!

Oh…hey! I didn’t see you there…

…fixing toilets for a third what the plumber charges.

Strikes me that a toilet is not the thing you want fixed at bargain rates.

Oh…hey! I didn’t see you there…

As I said over at the Bloggess, you never see the zombie with your name on it….

HEY!!!

You’re slowing down. Seems you need more fibre in your diet. Perhaps a vegan or two?

Strikes me that a toilet is not the thing you want fixed at bargain rates.

Suburbs have many cheap Republicans people who don’t think these things through.

Laura Baños, the Daily Caller’s office manager

I’ve always loved the name of this town:

http://maps.google.com/maps?rls=ig&hl=en&tab=wl

Oops, link fail. I’ve always loved the name of this town:

http://www.losbanos.org/

Shit, any Real Merkin knows that there are more Home Depots per capita in suburban strongholds and places where teh gays live than there are in more rural areas.

When a conservative man looks in the mirror, he sees someone who could build a barn with his bare hands or take down a cattle rustler from 500 yards; the mirror sees a paunchy suburbanite who needs help taking the pickles off of his Big Mac.

Here, while basking in the relevance of On The Waterfront, I suddenly see the cosa nostra metaphor, the Brechtian fascination with Chicago mobs, the Obama administration’s Red-packed Czardom and Mao Zedong himself as the Godfather of all Godfathers … this mounting tower of Progressive Babel, making absolutely no sense whatsoever unless you have a ruthless mob willing to enforce it.

Anyone know if Babelfish does “Batshit Insane To English” translations?

#

Esteev said,

March 4, 2010 at 21:04

WTF

Hey! Riehl’s website won’t let me comment! Freedom-of-speech fail much?

WTF indeed … hmm, wonder what happens if I use an alternate e-mail?

FOX NEWS saying it over & over doesn’t make it true: reconciliation is not the Nuclear Option – that option abolishes fillibustering permanently, reconciliation does not. Bush threatened it over judiciary appointments, whereas Obama has yet to do so, even in the face of far worse provocation. Bush also used reconciliation again & again to pass unpopular policy – a move which I’m sure caused the 101st Keyboarders no end of sleepless nights over the “Quisling” in the White House who thought nothing of “a goddamned piece of paper” as he repeatedly threatened their imperiled republic.

Posted by: jim | Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 04:25 PM

Ahhh. Much better.

Methinks that Michael Moriarity has been banging the drum a little too quickly, if you know what I mean and I think that you do.

Dan Riehl couldn’t scare a room full of kindergartners with an electrified scarin’ machine.

My grandmother’s 98 years old, and she could take down Riehl and his entire gang of Play-Doh Pattons without much more than her walker.

I just sold 20 boxes of comics for $100 ;-;

You’re slowing down. Seems you need more fibre in your diet. Perhaps a vegan or two?

Cursed work keeping me from blogging. What a world, what a world….

Cursed work keeping me from blogging. What a world, what a world….

What would an unemployed zombie do? Shambler slower?

Also, how do you get by in life with a dick that big? Do you have to tape it to your leg?

Gorillapod makes an accessory for this.

Scott, “Play-Doh Pattons” is perfect.

And I could not make any sense out of that Moriarty quote – does that mean I am sane?

What would an unemployed zombie do? Shambler slower?

More blogging.

Say, actor spends a LOT of time posting, doesn’t he.

Samantha Bee interviewed the guy on the Daily SHow the other night. He constantly refused to work in porn. Has there ever been another guy who refused to work in porn?

Umm, the 13″ PENIS guy, not actor.

Say, actor spends a LOT of time posting, doesn’t he.

*reviewing dessert menu….mmm…chilled monkey brains*

Uh, what now?

What would an unemployed zombie do? Shambler slower?

Fucking UI bureaucracy. Refuses to issue payment on the basis of “deceased”. Paper-pushing hair-splitters.

What would an unemployed zombie do? Shambler slower?

To be a zombie all the time
Requires such dedication.

paunchy suburbanite who needs help taking the pickles off of his Big Mac

HAHAfuckinHAHA
Today’s winner!

Please help a creamy-complexioned sister out – Negro President Obama’s ally ACORN is trying to force its massive, throbbing corruption down my lilly-white throat!

http://washingtonindependent.com/78403/hannah-giles-defense-fund-is-looking-for-donors

Comparing the expansion of federal aid programs to the Bataan Death March is just awful — it’s worse than the Holocaust, and Dan Riehl is literally Hitler!

Did you know that since I was a little girl, I’ve taken Brazillian ju-jitsu? It’s TRUE!

A reasonable libertarian writes: “The part’s on order, the check’s in the mail, I won’t cum in your mouth, and we’ll fix it in reconciliation.”

http://mediamatters.org/blog/201003040027

this mounting tower
Not very veiled reference.

Also, tigrismus is triggering me with the Brian Eno lyrics.

According to my reading of the Second Amendment IT’S MY RIGHT.

A reasonable libertarian writes: “The part’s on order, the check’s in the mail, I won’t cum in your mouth, and we’ll fix it in reconciliation.”

Oh, but he totes apologized…well, he sorta backtracked…okay, actually, he just acted like a bigger jackass:

“@milesgrant Tell you what. I’ll delete & post a rewrite that’ll assuage your delicate sensibilities.”

“The part’s on order, the check’s in the mail, and we’ll fix it in reconciliation #p2 #ObamaCare #hcr #tlot #tcot”

“You okay now, @MilesGrant? Or can I get you some smelling salts? Best of luck at this year’s #OutrageIndustry convention.”

“@MilesGrant & @mmfa Cato puts its logo on its own web sites. Nevertheless, I deleted the offensive material. #OutrageIndustry”

Hanna “Lady Vanilla” Giles said,

March 5, 2010 at 0:28 (kill)

Did you know that since I was a little girl, I’ve taken Brazillian ju-jitsu? It’s TRUE!

I’m willing to believe the “Brazillian” part.

sometimes an empty nest is just an empty nest

and sometimes it’s just a cigar

Oh, but he totes apologized…well, he sorta backtracked…okay, actually, he just acted like a bigger jackass:

I give him bonus points for using the internet-approved spelling of the word “cum.”

Just an idle thought…when do the wingnuts start canonizing Timothy McVeigh? Or has it already started and I’m just blissfully unaware of it?

The preferred usage is “I won’t jizz in your mouth”. I say.

Your cheque’s in my mouth. What?

Your cheque’s part’s in my mouth.

Asphixiated for great justizz.

Hanna “Lady Vanilla” Giles said,
March 5, 2010 at 0:22
Please help a creamy-complexioned sister out – Negro President Obama’s ally ACORN is trying to force its massive, throbbing corruption down my lilly-white throat!

Sure thing, baby girl. Just hop in my van…

I may be (and in fact am) old, but when I saw the name Treacher I immediately thought of this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Treacher%27s

Perhaps Arthur was his grandfather?

From the link to Riehl:

It is time to stop this government in its tracks, take it back democratically in the fall, or it then becomes time to bring this government down.

I’d like to call your attention to the part after the word “or”. He’s saying that if the Republicans DON’T win the election, then they should bring the government down because it’s the will of the people. American conservatives: showing their love for constitutional government by trying to overthrow it since 1860!

From the actually on-topic post:
What contributes to this overconcentration of humanity? Could it be… BIG GOVERNMENT?

Seriously? Washington, DC, the flattest, spreadoutest, no-building-taller-than-the-Monument-est “big city” in the United States is too crowded because of the government? I wonder how he explains to himself the density of New York and Chicago? Must be all that big government on Wall Street and at the Board of Trade.

What contributes to this overconcentration of humanity? Could it be… BIG GOVERNMENT?Factory Farming?

maybe?

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Sean spent the first few days at the hotel looking for a new apartment online. He found a wheelchair-friendly place through Craigslist.

Wheelchair-friendly place?! That’s no way to stand on conservative principle, Mr. Treacher, even with only one good leg. The ever-intrusive federal government, with its nanny-state People With Disabilities Act, forced honest, hardworking commercial real estate owners to spend their own money to make places wheelchair-friendly. You absolutely caved!

[I’m not even going to comment about using that sexually-perverted organ called Craigslist.]

Well, if this post was designed as Jim Treacher troll-bait, it seems to have failed miserably. That, or Jimbo is exercising some restraint, for once.

Q, I suspect he is too frightened to come out and challenge. Hell, he wouldn’t even show up at my blog when I all but called him out on his paranoia about the President trying to kill him.

That, or Jimbo is exercising some restraint, for once.

This blog is not wheelchair accessible?

in Indiana. Civilization.

OK, that’s it!

Treacher is 30? In whose time machine?

[Tintin adds: Way back in 1998, which is the date on the bottom of that webpage.]

Ohhh, Marco slow. Sorry.

But now his misery is even more hilarious. He lives in a nanny state created by his parents.

He lives in a nanny state created by his parents.

And he’s 42. And a half.

I love how one of the commenters on the original post admits wanting to commit suicide after trying to assemble furniture from Ikea. We are dealing with people who are too dumb for Legos, and I mean the old school kind, simple blocks.

I love how one of the commenters on the original post admits wanting to commit suicide after trying to assemble furniture from Ikea.

Damn statists Swedes, insisting on easy-to-follow instructions that confuse our right wing brethren who are used to buying their some-assembly-required furniture from China or Korea where the translations from English can be the most fun part of the assembly!

exercising some restraint,
You can get court orders for that.

I always thought AOL email addresses were the web’s equivalent to television’s 555 phone numbers.

justme said,

He was stapled to the chicken.

😆

The “Stapled to the chicken” gag, gets me, every, freaking, time.

Thank you Sir, or Madam.

I also enjoyed the swim….The shorter dared me!

🙂
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AlsofromIndiana….

AlsofromIndiana….

Ooo, ooo, I know! Dan Quayle!

Do I get a cookie?

I bought all the Writer’s Bloc collections (at the WonderCon comic book and fantasy art convention in San Francisco) and still have them.

Knowing that the ‘Sean Medlock’ who wrote the actually rather amusing ‘Haiku’ stories is the same person as this Jim Kreacher is rather disturbing. And this is coming from someone who has an almost-complete collection of Barry Blair’s elfporn series.

Oh, and send Dan Riehl to Dr. Mudd’s old cell. TRAITOR.