Asshole. Roger Moore was The Saint. There can be no other.

Obama nominated a TSA director that violated privacy rights of others.

THAT WAS BEYOND THE PALE.

Maybe O’Keefe is the Saint Jimmy of American Idiot. Maybe not.

What were these stumblebums going to do if they actually reached the phone box? Cut the purple wire?

Yeah, so Obama is a good speaker. You know who else was, Hmmm?

a good speaker? well, someone else in history was……

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When you put things in ‘quotes’ it means they’re ‘not real.’ You should ‘try it.’

HITLER!

Liberals love terrorists, but a patriotic freedom loving USA man is thrown in jail by biased police because he was trying to expose fraud and bias? That is just like what Hitler would do.

The fact is, much of Obama’s program of socialism is like national socialism, therefore like Hitler.

HondaV hasn’t gotten the memo?

Repukes were trying to claim MLK as one of them, last I looked.
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The I’m rubber, you’re glue defense always works.

The fact is, Hitler. The fact is, hitler. Hitler.

The I’m rubber, you’re glue defense always works.

Particularly when playing “Naughty Collage Twins.”

Naturally if O’Keefe had done this to a Republican senator everyone would be chuckling about how precocious he was behaving. Comments like, “What a scrapper!” and “That little scamp!”, would be rampant on the Intertubers.

You know who else is a SAINT?

Your mother.

I am, as Gar-Bear would say, full of bias on this (hence the nym), but isn’t Dodd as Irish as Eamon de Valera’s Lucky Charms?

Naturally if O’Keefe had done this to a Republican senator everyone would be chuckling about how precocious he was behaving.

Naturally.

I mean, apart from the comments about terrorism and sedition and waterboarding and all that.

But seriously, have you ever seen Obama and Hitler in the same room? And think about this long and hard (and with considerable girth): MLK, Obama, Bill Ayers, and Hitler all have the same hobby: decoupaging human skulls with JEW SKIN!!!! I heard this on Art Bell, before he was taken aloft.

Why are young male conservative “journamalists” such douchebags? Between O’Keefe and John Ziegler, it’s a freakshow of asshattery.

Particularly when playing “Naughty Collage Twins.”

Ooo, well played, especially for an engineer. Zombie golf claps.

Absinthe Martini?

“Why are…conservative[s]…such douchebags?”
Wish I knew.

Zombie golf claps.

I know one’s a noun, one’s a verb, and one’s some kind of adthingy, but damned if I know which is which.

Absinthe Martini?

Nah. Had some tawny port a while back.

I heartily encourage these bold conservative revolutionaries to continually publicly emphasize the superiority of these faux Telephone Repairmen to Martin Luther King Jr. They should do this while standing beside Michael Steele.

Sounds “tight” to me!

Jiggy, Michael.

Absinthe is damn good if, instead of dashing sugar-water in it, you hit it up with a little of that fancy ginger ale with the bits of ginger in it. Edouard or other fancy absinthes I drink straight on an ice cube.

I’m no MLK scholar, but wasn’t he always prepared to do the time for his civil disobedience? Sing it, O’Keefe … we shall overcome … we shall overcome …

Spengler: but do you really get a 19th century Romantic Buzz from the stuff? (No need for extensive thujone etc. discussion — a simple yes or no please sir, will suffice for my purposes as the bar up the road offers but I have yet to partake.)

Maybe someone told the rightards about me. Now, THERE’S a dealbreaker.

Such socratic fellows these conservatives.

Now where did I put that hemlock…

I have a dream that me and my three little flunkies will one day live in a nation where we will not be judged by the legality of our actions, but by the wealth of our dads! connections we have within the Republican Party!

laym – O’Keefe’s already co-opted ‘the truth shall set you free’, so he’s well on his way.

I eagerly await the Letter from a New Orleans Jail.

I must make two honest confessions to you, my Christian and Jewish brothers. First, I must confess that over the past few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen’s Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to “order” than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice; who constantly says: “I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I cannot agree with your methods of direct action”; who paternalistically believes he can set the timetable for another man’s freedom; who lives by a mythical concept of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait for a “more convenient season.” Shallow understanding from people of good will is more frustrating than absolute misunderstanding from people of ill will. Lukewarm acceptance is much more bewildering than outright rejection.

’m no MLK scholar, but wasn’t he always prepared to do the time for his civil disobedience?

Well, there was his famous Tweet from the Birmingham Jail.

Kid, I can only assume (& assuming anything even vaguely rational from a Hotsnot common tater is strectching it, obviously) that Sen. Dodd has property in Ireland (He’s a landlord, scalp him!!) & perhaps undervalued it for taxes or something financial, considering he seems to have had some difficulties filling out paperwork, which, as even libs know, is exactly the same as entering Federal property under false premises & stuff for the Big Boy Journalist Club Initiation Prank.

O’Keefe: a tireless fighter for privileged white daddy’s boys everywhere.

You know, I seem to remember that just last week over at BigFelony O’Keefe wrote

Just as the prophets of the eighth century B.C. left their villages and carried their “thus saith the Lord” far beyond the boundaries of their home towns, and just as the Apostle Paul left his village of Tarsus and carried the gospel of Jesus Christ to the far corners of the Greco-Roman world, so am I compelled to carry the gospel of freedom beyond my own home town. Like Paul, I must constantly respond to the Macedonian call for aid.

Just like.

Why are young male conservative “journamalists” such douchebags? Between O’Keefe and John Ziegler, it’s a freakshow of asshattery.

The question is really “What is it about conservatism that attracts such asshats & douchewads?”

The Leadership Institute & so forth do seem to cultivate this, but it’s a(n un)natural talent that has to be there to begin with.

The question is really “What is it about conservatism that attracts such asshats & douchewads

To steal a line from their Dear Leader ten years ago, it’s all about the soft bigotry of lowered expectations.

Yallen, sorry not to respond sooner but I was suiting action to word… What absinthe does is it’s about 300 proof, so it gets you shitfaced, but the thujone keeps you from zonking out — basically you can save a lot of money by drinking Everclear and Red Bull, but you’ll look like an asshole, whereas with absinthe people will think you read Shelley.

Hey, since when is absinthe (or Everclear) legal in Kull-ee-fern-yuh? Asking for a friend.

Absinthe is damn good if, instead of dashing sugar-water in it, you hit it up with a little of that fancy ginger ale with the bits of ginger in it. Edouard or other fancy absinthes I drink straight on an ice cube.

What if I do that while listening to Fables Of The Reconstruction?

Also, as ve all know, absinthe macht der herz grow fonder. As mein old mother used to say. You see vot I did there, it was eine kleine joke. LAUGH, DAMN YOU!

Oi Bouffant! It’s legal, but it’s 151 proof. You want 190 proof, you gotta go out of state.

Spengler: that’s good enough for me!

The entire Republican Party, from top to bottom, is a freak show. Even their clowns have the tent.

Why are you trolling for Lulz in the HotAir comments when there are lulz galore at the History News Network, where Spongebob Loadpants stomps his little feet after he gets his ass handed to him by not one, not two, but three eminent historians of fascism. I realize Liberal Fascism: OMG Hitler Lurved Tofu came out two years ago, but he is still beating that, uhm, meat furiously today, including posting emails from the voices in his head his readers urging him to restart the Liberal Fascism blog.

C’mon! It’s way more lulzy than HotAir comments.

Dave Neiwert’s Introduction to the Forum – scroll down for the utter demolition of Goldberg’s cheetohs trip argument and Goldberg’s “response.”

It’s like it’s the winer of 2007-08 all over again!

The best thing about Jonah’s response is that like at least half of it is him just saying he’s already responded.

Yeah, if I cared enough and had time to waste (and I mean literally waste) I would try to map out the history of Jonah’s defense of his “book,” specifically those places where he states he “already responded” to see how many of them lead back to no response at all, or Jonah simply reprinting passages from his book, as if that proves anything.

That book had a single intention: provide an excuse for Conservatives to call Liberals both Commies AND Nazis.

And by that measure it was a complete success.

Where does “truth” or “reality” come into the picture? It doesn’t. He doesn’t need to defend anything.

The take away quote from Jonah’s defense:

“I’m not going to dilate on this point too long.”

Man knows how to write!

It may be the bottom of the barrel, but damned if there’s a buncha fish down there. Let me grab my shotgun.

I think there was only one scientific study ever done on Thujone (back in the 1960s?) and it concluded that thujone didn’t have any groovy psychadelic effects. So what made all those painters and poets (i.e., Van Gogh) so Romantically Mad at the turn of the last century? Probably the cheap alcohol (something akin to bathtub gin) used by distillers eager to cash in on absinthe’s wild success.

Still, absinthe does seem to have a different effect than other liquors (including its cousins like ouzo): your tongue seems to thicken, making conversation a little problematic well before you get drunk; and, yes, even as the buzz hits, you feel curiously alert and awake.

But, no, no Green Fairy. If you do see one, you may want to check out whether alcohol poisoning is involved…

“Just as the prophets of the eighth century B.C. left their villages and carried their “thus saith the Lord” far beyond the boundaries of their home towns, and just as the Apostle Paul left his village of Tarsus and carried the gospel of Jesus Christ to the far corners of the Greco-Roman world, so am I compelled to carry the gospel of freedom beyond my own home town. Like Paul, I must constantly respond to the Macedonian call for aid.”

If there is any justice in this world, O’Keefe’s cellmate’s name will be Balaam.

Yallen, sorry not to respond sooner but I was suiting action to word… What absinthe does is it’s about 300 proof, so it gets you shitfaced, but the thujone keeps you from zonking out — basically you can save a lot of money by drinking Everclear and Red Bull, but you’ll look like an asshole, whereas with absinthe people will think you read Shelley.

and if you drink the right unsanitized stuff (i.e. with the tree bark and shit), you start to think your Shelley….

btw, someone mentioned cider with port the other day. Tried it last night, I’m found my brand….

Hey, since when is absinthe (or Everclear) legal in Kull-ee-fern-yuh? Asking for a friend.

Here, and they send it in a wrapped up little bag:

http://www.originalabsinthe.com/?ad=mdm

Good review over at Modern Drunkard too…

someone mentioned cider with port the other day.

I mentioned cider with dark rum, but your mad-scientist experimentation intrigues me.

I love that he puts MLK “on our side.” So much of the efforts of those dozens of conservative ‘intellectuals’ who’ve spent the last twenty years patiently explaining that MLK was really on OUR side because he was against racism and black people are racist and, and, and…

It’s funny watching the discrepancy between the ‘intellectuals’ who love to claim the mantle of liberals gone, and the base which is still running on the same kool aid as they were in 1964.

Peej: Ian Ogilvy. Not as good as Moore, maybe, but he more than held his own.

Breitbart is pissed that Shuster used deception to get Breitbart to appear on MSNBC:

http://bigjournalism.com/abreitbart/2010/01/28/how-david-shuster-lied-to-get-me-to-appear-on-msnbc/

Breitbart: “Irony? I don’t know the meaning of that word.”

Ian Ogilvy was awesome in The Witchfinder General.

YOU TOOK HIM FROM ME!!!!

Hey Hitler. How would you like a Hertz Donut?

You know, at first I thought that James O’Keefe bit where he was comparing himself to Paul of Tarsus was a bit self-aggrandizing. But then I realised that James O’Keefe is more than likely also a misogynist, fucked-up, power-hungry, lying sack of shit who fucks up everything he touches and loves to make people miserable. So there’s actually probably something to that. Too bad it’s not as, uh, flattering as he thinks.

Confidant now? I’m just curious, will it officially be Peak Wingnut when William Ayers retroactively becomes Obama’s ex-lover? Or is there more room for wingnut growth after that?

“privileged white daddy’s boys”

I think the term you’re looking for is “Trustafarian”.

Just to be clear, it warn’t actually O’keefe who wrote that passage on Bigblartblart.

Actually, it was that one other guy who went to jail.

The one who was disappointed in the White Moderate.

Pretty sure he’s not a Saint.

Thank dog, Darren Sharper is!

The Tragically Flip said,

January 29, 2010 at 5:48

I eagerly await the Letter Pants-shittingly Terrified Plea for His Father to Spring Him from a New Orleans Jail.

Corrected by me on your behalf.

The Honda V65 is a shit bike and encourages its owners to be wild overcompensators with bullshit reasons about why it’s actually great.