How dare you insult a film that earned a stunning 70.125 million dollars at the box office! Why, that’s almost 60% of what the original Big Momma’s House earned! That implies that Big Momma’s House 3 should earn $42 million. Eventually, they’ll cost more to make than they can possibly earn.

Yeah, but think of the revenues from the spinoff DVD – “Drag Nannies Gone Wild.”

No…NO – I thought I’d killed it. I thought I’d KILLED IT! How, if God is indeed all-loving, could he justify allowing this travesty? Big Momma’s House sucked! This is like making Gigli 2.

I seem to recall reading recently that BigMamasHouse2 was the number one movie in Syria.

Seriously.

The 72-hour black-male-comedians-in-elderly-dragathon on TBS over some holiday weekend in 2009 is when I’m going to Elvis my TV.

This is unthinkable! I mean the first one was so godamn good that there was virtually no way to improve on it. But these hollywood nitwits have to go and ruin everything by trying.

Shakira’s Ass preserve us.

I seem to recall reading recently that BigMamasHouse2 was the number one movie in Syria.

It seems the US has discovered a weapon capable of utterly destroying its ideological enemies.

You just heard about this? Sometimes the American pop culture delay is good.

I’ve read that the plot of the first movie is that Martin Lawerence is pretending to be the lead woman’s mother to spy on her drug dealing boyfriend. I hope this meant that this was her first time meeting her mother, because otherwise the thin plot is streached even thinner. The question remains, what the fuck is the plot for the sequel then?

The question remains, what the fuck is the plot for the sequel then?

You say that like they care about the plot.