Fixing the Internet
Posted on April 19th, 2006 by Gavin M.
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Okay, I give up…
The crucifixion was a murder, and lgf is a death cult.
Maybe this isn’t the super all-time best Fixing The Internet…
You could pretty much affix ‘Death Cult Calls For Murder’ on any one of their posts. It’s what they do over there.
Ah. I see.
Melior’s idea is better.
The Cake shout out to BLT? The Cheech and Chong? The f***ing usual ass wasteland of emptiness Chazmo Galmour shot?
This is the HEIGHT of subtlely. I cosider the internet fixed, if only for a moment!
I can’t believe your photoshop include the PJM logo. NY Law Firm is gonna hear about this…
You could pretty much affix ‘Death Cult Calls For Murder’ on any one of their posts.
Heh, they sure are a special kind of wingnut. You have to wonder about the sort of fellow who needs to give himself a moniker like “Iron Fist”. Hrm, quite. And I’m sure it has an “Iron Grip” as well.
All the “fixing” in the world can’t hide the fact that we’re up against a death cult in this War on Terror
Change your underwear, Gary.
Death cult?
http://www.indianajones.com/marshall/character/molaram/
All the “fixing” in the world can’t hide the fact that we’re up against a death cult in this War on Terror
…so get your chickenhawk ass over to ‘Raq immediately, boy!
Guess we better start being a death cult then too. If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em.
This was just a cheap excuse to get that “I like Brad best!” logo in there “accidentally in the foreground,” wasn’t it?
HEH HEH HEH
“iron fist”
“beat em”
“gary”
“chickenhawk ass”
What is this, a jerk-off thread??
Why wasn’t I invited, I gots me some lube, ‘nex, and an itchy right hand….
Awww…………it’s not true that we like Brad best.
We like Brad differently.
I’m with Pinko Punko on this one…this is the internet from the alternate universe – the universe where lgf makes sense.
I’m thinking of writing a manifesto criticizing everyone who makes apologies for beach volleyball and the Iraqi “resistance.” Anyone in?
Gary, it’s a “war” of one death cult against another. Personally, I would prefer not to be caught in the middle, so could you and your president please go somewhere else to do it?
Also, I like Brad, but not that way.
Actually, the death-cult war is really only one-sided in any material way. The side that thinks it can control strategic resources by interefering with the self-determination of other people has a death wish.
…oh, God…now look what the silly Gary has made me do. I’ve had to indulge his insanity to re-assert my own sense of rationality. Yuck.
I still say you ought to have fixed it with Malkin’s mug… “Calls for murder” indeed.
“Earache My Eye”? Whoa! Intense!
What the HELL is it with today? Gavin broke the internet. Gary’s just phoning this one in. Scotty McClellan came out–and resigned. Jillian suggests the possibility of an alternate universe where LGF would make sense. Mal de mer is trying to engage Gary in rational debate. Brad is nowhere to be found. Know what? I’m going back to bed…
mikey
Remember that The Cult used to be known as “Southern Death Cult.” Time to ask Ian Astbury what’s up. Once he’s transported to Guantanamo and his resistances are worn down by rice pilaf n’ chicken.