Shorter Rants
Can’t get enough from The Rant, can’t get enough Shorters…. go!
Shorter JB Williams — Two Birds…One Stone!
Dont’ know much about economics. Don’t know much about mathematics.
Shorter Mark Silverberg — Lessons Not Learned
The problem with Israelis is that they don’t appreciate the dangers posed by terrorists.
Shorter Joe Stener — Hillary for Senate
I understand even less about polls than Sarah from Trying to Grok.
Think that can’t be? Watch out:
Being a razor-sharp politician, Hillary is aware of the fact that the name Clinton is popular only in newspaper polls[.]
Shorter Jane Jimenez — How’s It Working for You?
Dr. Phil is fat.
Bonus — Actual Kerry “L” Marsala quote:
Welcome To Right 2 Think~ Article Archive Site for Kerry L Marsala *No article may be reprinted with permission from the staff publisher of Right 2 Think.
And that’s just our opinion!
Even shorter JB Williams: Don’t know much.
Cuz that was some powerful dumb.
I’m offended.
And now, a medley of all articles:
Hillary is losing votes by distancing herself from feminazi-hypnoslave Dr. Phil (who only received 63.2% of Israeli votes despite the feminist socially engineered Clinton missile fired by US contractors). She should hire Mexicans.
Shorter Frank Salvato: “Uppity negress Cynthia McKinney is a klanswoman, and should be censured (no credit to Feingold for introducing me to the concept of ‘censure’).”
“his bloody lifeless body showed no signs of life.” – from Marsala’s archive.
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