Maybe, but we’re led to assume that Steve Carell’s character in “Virgin” was a virgin by choice. I am not at all convinced this is the case with Shapiro.

That movie was hilarious!

I agree with Doug. Virginity is never the issue as much as voluntary/involuntary.

know how i know you’re gay? you joined a gay/straight alliance.

drive-by louie is a fucking turd. make sure you guys tell him that. thanks.

Maybe by the time he’s 40 Ben will be likeable.

I always keep her picture. Years later, I realized that I’m not very lovable– No, no, don’t contradict me. I’m not lovable. Some people are lovable and other people are not lovable. I am not lovable. Oh, but I was very lovable with Jocie. You cannot believe how lovable I was. In a way. And, of course, my mother fixed all that.

Years later, I realized that I’m not very lovable– No, no, don’t contradict me. I’m not lovable. Some people are lovable and other people are not lovable. I am not lovable. Oh, but I was very lovable with Jocie. You cannot believe how lovable I was. In a way. And, of course, my mother fixed all that.

Ben- you’ve been making out with the woman from MURDER SHE WROTE??? EWWWW!!!

I saw that show on dvd with my 14 yr old son and his cousin (also 14 yr old). And they were absolutely rolling on the floor with laughter. I was torn as to rather I should laugh or be shocked that they actually got the jokes! Ended up just laughing and thinking I was a terrible mother/aunt.

So I happen to be writing some entries about Cincinnati for a travel book, including one on Cincinnati Chili. And now you’ve planted the image of the Cincinnati bowtie in my head. Thanks a lot. Thanks a whole fucking lot.

A companion to the Cleveland Steamer I guess.

I vote for something some dumb-ass frat boy thought of . . . I guess everything that’s possible to do with the human body has been done but there seems to be a minor industry consisting of making up unlikely and disgusting sex acts, giving them cute names, and writing about them on Urban Dictionary and the like.

A few points points here:

The Cincinnati Bow Tie sounds like a stupid joke, along the lines of the alleged Dirty Sanchez.

OTOH, there was the Columbian Necktie (you can google it). Right wing paramilitary groups would pounce upon a village and kill suspected lefties – and their families – in a spectacularly gruesome way: slit their throats and pull their tongues out to hang upon their chests.

On a happier note, I had this girlfriend who loved to bury her nose in my scrotum while she gave me a rimjob. The combination of aroma and flavor, it blew her mind. She would get so excited, the flush ran from her forehead through her breasts and down to her navel. She was also a connoisseur of the tastes and textures of my pecker: from the tip of the glans, past the circumcision scar, down the shaft, and into the pubic hair.

Which is to say, the CBT might be real – I simply think it unlikely.

Hilsen, The

Ben, why don’t you pass the time by playing a little solitaire?

And yes, I know I’ve reached a new, new, new low by asking my readers to tell me if they know anyone who’s been Cincinnati Bow-Tied before.
On the plus side, at least you didn’t give us your email at Jonah@aol.com and tell us we had to send a reply before 7 p.m.

I don’t know about that bowtie thing, but I can verify that women’s breastesses really do feel like bags of sand.

Down here in Texas years ago we thought “pearl necklace” was a sorta naughty idea, until ZZTop showed how it’s classy enough to repeat without fear of censorship on heavy rotation top 40 radio. Go figure.

Um, no.

I suspect it was made up for the movie, like “Hillstreet Blues” made up the “Venus Butterfly”. of course, then people made up a real act and named it the “Venus Butterfly” so soon we will have a real Cincinnati Bowtie. cool.

Oh, you young’ns. So naive.

Granted, even the more experienced of us adults with perverse proclivities don’t know _all_ the tricks. But you really should have heard of the Monty Python song “Sit on my Face (and Tell Me that You Love Me)”.

I mean, we adults have to have secret forbidden acts. Otherwise, how could we get 14-year-olds to laugh at things they may only imagine? (Until they’re older, of course.)

And whom do you think “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” is aimed at, if not giggling teenagers?

Well, that’s a really interesting question and I feel that BLLLAARRGGHHHHHHHHHH!

I think most of those crazy sex move are fake. Here is the template.
“First, you get a woman to have sex with you. Then, in the middle of the act, you do something horrible to her. Ha! That’ll show her not to fuck with you!”

Why can’t you just come on her tits and then lick it up like a normal, healthy guy oughta?

The “Venus Butterfly” was a fictitious sex act mentioned in “L.A. Law”, not “Hill Street Blues”. How quickly people forget!

Oh you crazy kids and your colourfully named sex acts…
I always just stick with my double inverted reverse boston style piledriver w/optional farm animal.

Variations of this are not that uncommon among gay men. Though, I doubt the artistry is there.

Easy steps to name a sexual manoeuvre:

1. (A) Pick a city/state.

1. (B) Pick a nationality.

2. (A) Pick an article of clothing worn on or near the neck.

2. (B) Pick a tool of some sort.

Thus, the Oklahoma Wheelbarrow or the British Cravat.

I had never heard of the cincinnati bowtie before the 40 year old virgin, but my friends and i have come up with a hundered more since then we find that stuff so funny, if anyone is interested in more just let me know i will be more than happy to share with you.