Apells Iz 2 Like Oranjes
Don Bob Surber has been reading the first couple of graphs of a newspaper article above his reading level and gotten himself all wee-weed up. Thing is, of course, if Don Bob had been able to read to the end of the article … well, then we wouldn’t be able ridicule this moon-pie muncher yet again for yet another risible post. So thanks, Don Bob, for that. We really don’t acknowledge often enough how much easier you make our jobs here at Sadly, No!
In the Don Bob post in question, Don Bob has decided that the recent transportation of a Lebanese citizen from Afghanistan to Virginia is exactly like, no, worse than the extraordinary renditions performed under Bush.
After nearly 8 years of holier-than-thou scoffing at President Bush’s desperate attempts to avoid another 9/11, liberals are using anti-terrorist techniques to catch white-collar criminals.
Hey, 53% of the country, nice job… fewer rights, less liberty.
Oh dear. Hello, Mr. Apple. Meet Mr. Orange. Mr Orange, meet Mr. Apple
The case in question involved the transportation of a Lebanese citizen accused of bribing U.S. army officials in Afghanistan to Virginia for 3 months of waterboarding and confinement in a two-by-six foot hole trial.
Now if the effort Don Bob has to exert in moving his lips while reading hadn’t prevented him from reading beyond the lead paragraphs of the newspaper story, this is what he would have found:
[This] case is different from the widely criticized “extraordinary renditions” carried out after the Sept. 11 attacks. In those cases, CIA teams snatched suspected Al Qaeda members and other alleged terrorists overseas and flew them, shackled and hooded, to prisons outside the United States without any arrest warrants or other judicial proceedings.
The FBI arrested Azar and Cobos with warrants signed by a federal magistrate. And the State Department, Talamona said, asked the government of Afghanistan “for its consent in advance to take these two individuals into custody and return them to the United States to stand trial. They consented to our request.”
If West Virginia would like to start doing something to counter the stereotype that all of its citizens are illiterate, it could start by snatching Surber from his office at the Charleston Daily Mail, shackling him, and stuffing him into the back of a Cessna headed for Mississippi.
How dare the Obama administration go through legal channels to arrest a man doing nothing more than bribing Army officials. Why that’s practically Amurican!
Ordinary extradition, extraordinary rendition, they sound so similar they must be the same!
Hey, 53% of the country, nice job… fewer rights, less liberty.
He can’t be all that illiterate if he knows the diffie between count nouns and mass nouns. I’m still trying to get over the 2004 Atkins-mania ads with “LESS CARBS!” all over them.
Surber’s still not very bright, though.
And the State Department, Talamona said, asked the government of Afghanistan “for its consent in advance to take these two individuals into custody and return them to the United States to stand trial. They consented to our request.”
SEEE? SEE? JUST LIKE BUSH! RAAAAAAR HULK SMASH!
I swear, isn’t there one single goddamn neuron in Surber’s head that says to him when he does this kind of thing “but but DON you claimed last week Obama was a liberal peacenik Kumbayaa singer who couldn’t be trusted to enforce laws”?
No.
See, that was my mistake right there – figuring Surber’s head housed a brain instead of a sour mouse’s nest of dirt and turds.
My bad.
It’s dark and dirty in there… it’s got bees and spiders… you might poke your eye out…!
it’s got bees and spiders…
And I tried to get down to my car to honk the horn for help, but the snakes was guardin’ it for the cockroaches!
So did “ass” as in “piece of ass” become a mass noun because it rhymes with “mass”, or through its use in the phrase: “Grass, Gas, or Ass; Nobody rides for free”?
Don’s wife has definitely been sleeping with the bees.
So what I wanna know Mister President, is where can I get a job!
So according to his article on health care 84% of Americans get the same coverage as 100% of Canadians get.
And Americans pay 60% more money.
And he thinks this is a good thing. He also, like McCaughey, states that he thinks we should be spending more on health care.
How can anybody listen to these people?
Ordinary extradition, extraordinary rendition, they sound so similar they must be the same!
Extra edition, after the bulldog.
So did “ass” as in “piece of ass” become a mass noun because it rhymes with “mass”, or through its use in the phrase: “Grass, Gas, or Ass; Nobody rides for free”?
Strangely, my usual etymology resource – the OED – has nothing to say on this matter.
What does your entomology source say? Gimme sugar?
Actually, I was wrong – OED sez:
b. Sexual gratification. Also, a woman or women, regarded as an object affording this.
1942, etc. [see piece of ass s.v. PIECE n. 3d]. 1960 J. UPDIKE Rabbit, Run (1961) 163 Then he comes back from the Army and all he cares about is chasing ass. 1970 R. D. ABRAHAMS Positively Black ii. 47 When we got upstairs I threw her on the floor I was anxious to get some ass off that frantic whore. 1976 N. THORNBURG Cutter & Bone i. 14 It made him almost wish he was sixteen again,..embarking on that long road of teenage ass. 1986 P. BOOTH Palm Beach iii. 77 Word is there’s more ass up in the North End on the weekends than Heinz has varieties.
Oh you people just HUSH!
Don needs to stay right where he is being a LOUD and Proud Conservative.
Bob Donny! Bob!!
ur doin it wrong
The mistaken supposition is that the Daily Mail is an actual newspaper.
You guys think Serber didn’t read the whole article?
Maybe he just thinks enforcing the rule of law is a leftist plot against railmurkins. What about that?
Who is this ‘Oranjes’ with whom you compare me?!
FOX NEWS EXCLUSIVE!!! (imagine a siren flashing here)
OBAMA’S LEFTIST PLOT TO JAIL REAL AMERICANS!!
Far Left website “Sadly, No!” advocates jailing anyone who disagrees with the Obama administration!
And also, as much as, for instance, you libtard nazis communists are such hypocrites in as much as you always had ta be criticizin’ George Bush for decidin ta get those of who someone had said was pallin’ around with al Qaeda, but now Osama, I mean Obama in charge and he is doin tha same darned thing, for example.
Cause everybody knows that goin to a judge and gettin a warrant, then goin to the country where the bad guy lives and gettin the permission, in as much as, arresting him, as such. Then softenin’ him up for a couplea days is EXACTLY THE SAME as goin in, catchin these bad guys based on the say-so of any ole goat herder who is, for example, in want of the bounty, and then, for example waterboarding em and, of course, keepin em locked up for 7 years, while, as such, they are not able to be allowed to see a judge or a layer or, as such for example, in as much as able to even try to argue their innocence. As such.
Everybody knows that those libs, with their liberal media, and I know that if i’m not likin that which they are showing, I don’t even need to debate it, CAUSE IT’S THE LIBERAL MEDIA! so I don’t even bother tryin to argue. If it’s the liberal media, you ain’t even gotta argue, I always say. As such, I can say with 100% confidence, in as much as the libs 1. Want America to lose, and also, 2. They hate America and aren’t real Americans in as much as we are the REAL Americans.
Now I know, they say things like “We want to kill all the brown people” and and “We love war cause we get rich off of it”, and all that, but the important thing to remember is that they hate America and all it stands for, and they want us all to be killed by terrorists.
And also, you hypocrite libtards are gonna lose the war on terror, cause you don’t know how to fight, and you jus wanna lay down and give our country to the terrorists, and also, you are hypocrites, cause Osama, I mean Obama is DOIN THE EXACT SAME THINGS AS GEORGE BUSH and you were complainin then and now yer not.
Where can I get a job?
m-m-Many busy executives say to me, “What about the Job Displacement Program in the City of the Future?”
Hey,
We’ll keep Don here in the hills to protect the rest of you’ens from the sheer morony of his prose.
Just think if he was to become a poet?!?!
Man, the universe would collapse into a black hole! {[ there’s some racial ideology in there too, somewhere!]}
Wish us luck, as Don passes for a serious editorialist over at the Daily Mail offices. I knew his boss, once, and she seemed to have empathy, but it just have been a mirage!
Good Night, Gracy
Don’s brain is in a jar in a laboratory. It’s like a pink walnut.
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