Fashionista, Heal Thyself!
Posted on July 27th, 2009 by Tintin
The photo above is an unaltered snapshot of the new fashion critic at America’s Shittiest Website™, Tevi Troy (right) and his wife Cathy Merrill-Williams (left). They are seen putting on the dog for the AEI’s annual dinner.
She might want to try a little foundation while she’s at it. Also, I hear that “I’m letting my roots grow out” is back in style, also.
He’s the bankrupt man’s Jimmy Smits.
Oh no! She scalped the Chicken Lady!
Somewhere out there is a wedding cake that’s missing its topper….
Ordinarily I’d say this is petty, below the belt, ad hominem, whatever. But…
1) Someone who snarks on Obama for wearing loose-fitting blue jeans deserves whatever he gets, and
2) C’mon. It’s Sadly, No!
Fashion critic? Is this tongue-in-cheek like how everyone on The Daily Show is Senior (whatever) Correspondent?
Or does this mean he indulges in a lot of self-deprecating humour? I’ve seen better suits on a chimpanzee with an organ grinder.
I can kind of see the face of Jesus on his vest. That’s a brilliant ensemble.
You know how much I love the pictures of the wingnuts, especially that great-looking NRO group. It just makes me feel so…superior.
By the way, Mrs Troy?
Two words: Cleara sill.
There are more pockmarks there than George W Bush drilled in all of South Texas.
He’s the bankrupt man’s Jimmy Smits.
Nay! Far worse. He’s Night Court’s Phil Sanders
He’s wearing a big metal stove lid under his coat like that guy in that one Western movie, right? Obviously being machine-gunned is a big problem at Corner functions.
Night Court?
WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT MARKIE POST
Yaknow, I can see the face of Jebus on his vest too. He’s looking at Troy’s wife and crying.
I thought NRO was all against gays getting married.
The Wikipedia:
The Troy:
Bring it on.
Tevi?!?!? Who names a child Tevi? What’s it “short” for? Or Is it a phonetic spelling of TV, as in transvestite?
Protip for Mr. Troy: you’re supposed to take the heterosexualizing aversion-therapy electrodes off your testicles before you go out with the missus.
I’d suggest sending that picture to John Waters to see if he’d need them in his next movie, but I figure he’d reject them as too goofy-looking even for him.
Tevi?!?!? Who names a child Tevi?
They came up one sandal short at REI.
WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT MARKIE POST
Sllllllllllllllllowly, I turned…step by step….inch by inch….
“Don’t light that match! My vest is a recycled Halloween costume.”
He’s wearing a big metal stove lid under his coat like that guy in that one Western movie, right?
I was thinking body armor as well.
Ned Kelly, emmeffers!
TinTin, the more I look at Mrs Troy, the more I wonder: Is that just a really good Photoshop job done by the gnomes of “Sadly, Gno!”? I mean, seriously, it looks like someone grafted Chris Matthews face onto the body of Tallulah the Blow Up Exotic Dancer.
he looks like ray romano’s other, more fucktarded brother that they kept in the basement.
Dungarees? Really? Look Ms. Givhan, you use words like “dungarees” at your own peril. Part of poking fun at someone for being GIT OFFA MAH LAWN old – sure, but as an actual word in your “vocabulary”. As a word that you using, un-ironically to refer to jeans? Makes you seem closer to eighty-four than forty-four.
Dungarees. Hmph – fashion editors these days and that awful noize they call music.
Mrs. Troy caused a bit of a scandal at the AEI dinner, when her husband’s inability to mimick genuine human facial expressions gave away the fact that she had him replaced with a cheap Japanese sexbot.
The real Tevi Troy’s whereabouts are still unknown. Police suspects foul play.
I think he’s wearing The Wrong Trousers.
No doubt she was “putting on the dog.” The question remains: Which breed?
to be perfectly clear. Separated at birth:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ec/Wallace_and_gromit.jpg
Also: Tevi Troy clearly has a trophy wife. It just so happens that she’s inscribed with the word “Participant”.
I remember the quaint word “dungarees” fondly from the Beverly Cleary books I used to read when I was a child, 100 years ago. Ramona Quimby in particular was quite an aficionado.
coming just before my picture link, Archibald’s comment is FRICKIN HILARIOUS.
This has got to be a mixup: tell me they accidentally posted their Halloween party pics by mistake. He was going as the butler from “Ask Jeeves.com”, and she was a snowman with 2 piss-holes for eyes. Am I right? What do I win?
How unfortunate that Mrs Troy turns out to have a face that launched a thousand zits. Okay, I’m sorry, that’s tasteless.
But then I didn’t go to a fancy wingnut dinner with my head stuck up the ass of an ostrich costume, and with a husband doing his best to share a name with a fountain-shaped Roman dildo.
I mean really, Tevi Troy?!?!?! Were his parents expecting a go-go dancer?
To be fair to Robin Gihvan, she does get back to pointing out that Obama was wearing “old man jeans” halfway down the article. Actually, she confuses it by saying they’re both middle-aged man who has given up jeans and grampa jeans. But you gotta actually read through the thing to understand what she meant by dungarees.
Dungarees is a powerful word, empyrean even – with a history both rich and ironic. About class warfare and also about how time changes the rebels of the past into the straight-laced jerkwads of the future. Anyways, anybody who was paying attention to Obama’s outfit should have been focused on his jacket.
Can there be any doubt that her outfit came out of his closet?
They’re creepy and they’re kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They’re all together ooky
The T-Troy
I wonder if Tevi exempts Ronald Reagan and George W. Bush from this rule. IOKIYARCowboy. Also, when he was in W’s HHS, did he have a nickname? I imagine it was T.V. Tray.
Also, when he was in W’s HHS, did he have a nickname?
“Muh beetch”
I had that same outfit when I was in show choir!
Can there be any doubt that her outfit came out of his closet?
don’t be silly.
Nothing’s EVER coming out of this guy’s closet…
When the photographer wants to elicit a “grimace” or “rictus” from a subject, what does (s)he instruct said subject to say?
I’m thinking “Casu marzu!”
Now now, in fairness to Mrs Troy, it might have been a really nice turtleneck sweater that got shredded by all the head bobbing when she walks…
Apparently anonymous North Korean sources also criticized Hillary Clinton’s fashion sense. Isn’t there some sort of saying about people who live in glass houses shouldn’t access internet pr0n or something?
This is a scene from my little-seen masterwork, Prom of the Living Dead.
Poor Obama has mighty big Crocs to fill.
finally, Romero brings th zombie.
Seriously, are these guys the prototype or the epitome of ‘joyless WASP couple’?
Poor Obama has mighty big Crocs to fill.
It’s the socks paired with said Crocs that really make the bold fashion statement.
Seriously, are these guys the prototype or the epitome of ‘joyless WASP couple’?
I think “mutual beards” is a better characterization.
No matter how pitifully Mrs. Troy begs, I doubt she’ll be able to persuade her fashion-critic hubby to declare that rosacea is “in” this season.
Ahem.
When will Jonah Goldberg offer his nuggets of nutritional wisdom to an audience hungry for tips on healthy eating and how to live an active lifestyle?
That above “Ahem” was for BBBB, and FYWP.
Why is Tevi just standing there while his poor wife is being attacked by those berserk egrets?
I’m thinking “Casu marzu!”
That’s a pretty big maggot standing next to Mrs. Troy.
When will Jonah Goldberg offer his nuggets of nutritional wisdom to an audience hungry for tips on healthy eating and how to live an active lifestyle?
As soon as A Reader writes a suitably sycophantic email to him about it.
OT – Krugthulu the Shrill, busts out teh potty-mouth:
Pooh-pooh!!11one1! Eric Erickson must be rolling in his grave.
Hold on, I thought only drag queens are permitted to wear fluffy boas like… oh, I see. Nevermind, then.
I thought NRO was all against gays getting married.
IOKIYAR.
Also, those Beverley Cleary books were awesome. A while back, I was dating a girl who was fresh off the plane from Krakow, and I got her hooked on them so she could practice her grammar. In Polish, Ramona (a common name there) would be characterized as a wyrodna.
Nothing against Mrs. Troy but that dress looked 100% better on Phyllis Diller.
In Polish, Ramona (a common name there) would be characterized as a wyrodna.
How does “wyrodna” translate – or does it?
Is it some bizarre mooshing-up of the name Wynona Ryder?
Nothing against Mrs. Troy but that dress looked 100% better on Phyllis Diller.
And Liberace. Also.
Have you read the books, Xecky? If not, do so at once! Ramona Quimby is one of the greatest comic characters of 20th Century American literature.
Wyrodna basically means “mischief maker”, or “loveable pest”.
THAT’S A DAMNED FINE PELICAN PELT THAT PURDY WOMAN IS WEARING!!11!!
Barack Obama has reached down to a lowly (though no longer “stupid”) cop and raised him up to the presidential empyrean: “And I have to tell you that, as I said yesterday, my impression of [Sgt. James Crowley] was that he was an outstanding police officer and a good man, and that was confirmed in the phone conversation — and I told him that,” Obama said in his Friday press briefing.
Also, those Beverley Cleary books were awesome.
Otis Spofford rules. And he wears DUNGAREES, bitchezz!!
Much amusement here. Guy reprints his first completely wrong assessment of Sarah Palin and then sums up by saying she seems like she’s as bright a star as he first thought.
Also feminists suck.
Also.
Good to see Waylon Flowers and Madame out on the town again.
I design all of my lovely wife’s ensembles myself. It helps keep my mind off cock.
So I guess racism is ay-okay as long is it’s perpetrated by blacks? Barack Obama, his monkey-faced wife and his “pastor” have routinely made racist, anti-white comments both on and off the campaign trail and the left has said nay a word about any of it.
Another example of leftwing hypocrisy at its finest.
Much amusement here.
Jeremy Da Boring indeed.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_female_state_governors_in_the_United_States
Linda Lingle
Jennifer Granholm
M. Jodi Rell
Christine Gregoire
Beverly Perdue
Jan Brewer
Way to stand up for womyns and there gubernatorial achieveratings d00d!
Matt Damon looks so short in that picture. Unless Kukla is standing on a box?
Incidentally, while “researching” Jennifer Granholm (hooray Google Image Search) I discovered that the Republican she defeated in 2002 for the govenorship was Dick Posthumus.
Not Kukla. Ollie.
The general point is sort of right, though: Presidents should look totally fly anytime they are in public. Like James Bond. Of course Obama doesn’t seem like the kind of guy who spends a lot of time thinking about what he wears, so imagine if he had some kind of stylist/valet, and wingnuttia got wind of it. It would be the Great Naomi Wolf Scandal of 2000, on PCP.
Dick Posthumus
No such person. That’s just one of Paster Swank’s locutions for “erectile dysfunction.”
Dick Posthumus
ZOMBIE PENIS!
What does she have that I don’t?
Good to know those anti-elitist wingnuts approve of blue jeans on Obama … wait … they don’t?
The deranged nutjobs are getting lazier than usual – they’re falling back on IOKIYAR as a way to avoid saying “I hate nig****” almost constantly now.
Sgt. Crowley is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.
normally I’d say making fun of their looks was below the belt, but since he’s a fashion critic himself………………….
YCPLOAR: “I hate n******” is basically the Republican platform now. Although, maybe it should just be “I hate.”
Stealing your comment wholesale I think.
Jeans are unacceptable for Presidents?
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/01/23/opinion/ap14.jpg
I’m sending that picture in to “What Not to Wear.” Expect Stacy and Clinton to be visiting Mrs. Troy very soon.
Genes are definitely unacceptable for the President if they’re from a Bush.
sCUSE our FINGAHS!!
Sometimes BRAAAAAINS are just BRAAAAAAINS.
Oh, and those microwatt smiles!
I would have totally expected NRO to have a fashion critic whose wife molds her hair into a mullet.
Also, totally O/T, but nonetheless a must read: http://wonkette.com/410112/republicans-gear-up-for-big-obama-protest-north-carolina-with-signs#more-410112
I would have done that fancy schmancy html stuff with that link, but my… um… internet connection is spotty today. Yeah, that’s it.
I see no one is concerned that they serve dog at the AEI’s annual dinner. Or should I say, I see no one is surprised.
That Girl: love the suggested slogans in that Wonkette link:
No New Taxes!
Say No to Obama!
We don’t need Big Government!
Government is ALREADY TOO big.
America the Great, not the Broke!
Enough with the Pork!
It’s all about Jobs, Not Special interests!
Obama-Care is not for US
Sell your stuff somewhere else!
Obama-Care…What about fixing Medi-Care?
Who “acted stupidly” NOW?
Where is your Telepromter?
No more Spending!
What Ever Happened To Personal Responability?
Darwin would have been a Republican!
I spent my stimulus Check on this sign just for you President Obama.
Don’t Tread on me.
Stop listening to ACORN and the UNIONS and Listen to Regular Americans.
When you leave can you take our school board and our mayor?
When You leave can you take Gov Purdue She will fit in well with your other friends.
Ohhhhhhhhh….SNAP!
“Enough with the Pork” is the slogan of the Kosher Chinese Restaurant Owners’ Association of America and may not be infringed upon. They also trademarked “Enough with the Pork, Already!” so eat your hearts out, gonifs.
commie athiest,
I like the random capitalization throughout – “Not Special interests!” Of course, “Telepromter” must be captitalized.
Also, the fact that UNIONS =/= regular people is perhaps the funniest thing I’ve read today.
Fug. Corneas, heal thyself!
Have you read the books, Xecky? If not, do so at once! Ramona Quimby is one of the greatest comic characters of 20th Century American literature.
Oh yes, I know the littrachaw well (or did, back in the 70s). I agree with MzNicky that Otis Spofford RULZ.
I could use something light on my reading list about now – I’ll have to see if I have or can get hold of some of those Cleary books easily.
What Ever Happened To Personal Responability?
Bush, Cheney, McCain & Palin have pissed on its grave.
(And you gotta love the spelling. “Responability”. “Telepromter”. As well as the previously noted random capitalization. Why do Teh Wingnut hate the English language? Is this what happens when you homeschool?)
It’s the little eagle and flag on them that kills me. The twit had Presidential ankle socks made for himself. Fuuuuuuuuuck.
Beaten to W in both crocs and jeans, it falls to me to point out that Li’l Tevi probably just wants pics of teh Big O in a package-enhancing flightsuit. Strictly for promotional purposes, of course.
The fact is, why do the fags all want special rights?
AndyS said,
July 27, 2009 at 22:36 (kill)
Jeans are unacceptable for Presidents?
so far, we’ve always elected people.
However, if they keep up their current pattern, by 2020 the Republicans should be nominating a bag of hammers.
Of course, some claim they already have.
The fact is, why do liberals always support a faggot or a black over any white person, no matter how good he is?
Lost in all the hoopla about Obama’s jeans was how booty those sneakers of his were (a pair of Asics cross-trainers that your dad might wear.)
If anybody in the history of shoes deserves a pair of motherfucking Air Force One’s, it’s Obama. A basketball player from Chicago and the most powerful man on earth, and he’s going with the Asics? I dunno, it sort of makes me feel like we can’t trust him with the bomb.
A gauntlet thrown before the insane.
Stop listening to ACORN and the UNIONS and Listen to Regular Americans.
Because ACORN is full of blacky-black non-regular Americans and UNIONS are full of…um…guys like this?
http://www.wickedlocal.com/cambridge/news/x540129201/Union-official-Cambridge-police-not-stupid
I love it when we get back to our good old-fashioned ad-homminem roots.
Jdashdash:
I wish the Dems would let this drop. They’ll never convince the 17% who are insane but the more the idiot right talks about it the stupider they look. Rock On, Lou Dobbs!
Responding to it by means other than pointing and laughing is, um, pointless.
That’s exactly what I was thinking.
He couldn’t rock some dope footwear?
Maybe Asics are made in America, but so are New Balance, so wtf, brO?
And the killfile loves it some Ruppert.
Om-Nom-Nom
Do Caucasian gay people have to turn in their White Person card? If so, I wonder how many ringer copies Matt Drudge keeps handy.
And I keep going back to that picture to see if it is really as pathetic as I remember it. It keeps delivering the goods.
The fact is, if you follow “the fact is” with a question, it’s a fucking question, not a fact.
Billy Jean?
And I keep going back to that picture to see if it is really as pathetic as I remember it. It keeps delivering the goods.
Agreed. Didn’t they look in the mirror just once before they left the house?
Then again, considering it was an AEI event, the other people there may have looked even worse.
Ewww, I was right. Pictures from the 2009 dinner:
http://www.newmajority.com/the-american-enterprise-institutes-annual-dinner-in-washington-dc/
And what a fine honoree:
Conservative glitterati turned out to toast AEI’s new president, Arthur Brooks, and to honor Charles Murray, recipient of the 2009 Irving Kristol Award, on March 11.
A bomb going off there would not have been the worst thing ever.
A bomb going off there would not have been the worst thing ever.
In honor of an award named after a Kristol, it could have been a cream pie bomb.
I object strongly to all the Dungaree bashing on this thread! The poor Dungar people have been through enough already. Why can’t you just leave them alone?
Umm, the original caption indicates that the lovely Bjork impersonator is not, in fact, Mrs. TeviTroyWallace (I’m sorry, he is one Wallace-grinnin motherfucker).
The dungaree debate has already been had:
it could have been a cream pie bomb
Or a sex bomb:
Sorry, commie A, i feel there is little market for Republican Bukkake.
Charles Murray, recipient of the 2009 Irving Kristol award.
I’d just like to savor that for a moment.
iUmm, the original caption indicates that the lovely Bjork impersonator is not, in fact, Mrs. TeviTroyWallace (I’m sorry, he is one Wallace-grinnin motherfucker).
Good catch, zombie. Likely that there isn’t a Mrs., and that the lady was just his beard for the evening.
On the other limb, and back OT, Republican Bukkake could be a great nickname for NRO….
Charles Murray, recipient of the 2009 Irving Kristol award.
I’d just like to savor that for a moment.
Well, they were grading on a bell-shaped curve.
And the grimace on Danielle Crittenden Frum’s face I beleive comes automatically with the realization that your last name is now Frum.
Surely there’s a “p” on the end.
Here at Mike Oldfield Junior High we grade on a tubular bell shaped curve.
Well, they were grading on a bell-shaped curve.
which end?
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Substance McGravitas said,
July 28, 2009 at 1:03 (kill)
Surely there’s a “p” on the end.
Troyp?
No, Trevip.
Also, the fact that UNIONS =/= regular people is perhaps the funniest thing I’ve read today.
Unions are the elitist oppressors of the brave, downtrodden billionaire business owners.
Troyp?
WE!
ARE!
SPARTAP!!!!!
Unions are the elitist oppressors of the brave, downtrodden billionaire business owners.
Unless they’re police or firefighter unions, in which case they are the oppressed salt of the earth. And white. Also.
Not sure if this was a reaction to the AEI photos, but I wouldn’t say anything lookist!!
Comments from an angry Palinista, we bet.
P. S.: Resisted urge to be a hoor. I’m so proud of myself.
Unholy Shite.
Your Satanic Overlords, Sheeple.
~
Sixth shot down in the AEI pix: Richard B. Cheney and Susan Kristol
William Kristol’s wife or sister? Explains a lot, either way.
P. S.: Not a hate-fuck in the bunch. (And I only hate-fuck in my middle-aged cohort, so it’s not as if age is a factor in my perceiving them as repellent.) Just further proof that Washington is merely Hollywood for the un-attractive.
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Substance McGravitas said,
July 28, 2009 at 1:03 (kill)
Surely there’s a “p” on the end.
which end?
Not sure if this was a reaction to the AEI photos, but I wouldn’t say anything lookist!!
Heh – I thought Frum was right on the money, personally.
Even more strangely, I find myself agreeing with Ann Coulter’s statement. The one about Palin having “an ineffable quality” – I wouldn’t eff her with Ann’s own dick.
Gotta be Kristol’s Ma, Bouffant. There’s something unholy around the eyes…
like she’s seen all the horrors of Chthulhu. Or Irving Kristol naked.
Coach Urban Meyer works for CBS?
Power panel discusses Palin
…and wonders if the Power Palin can pick a pecker off a pack of pickled herring.
Poop has a ‘p’ on each end, and I believe it fits both as a descriptor and as a measure of value for each of those festal wingnuggets.
Not a hate-fuck in the bunch. (And I only hate-fuck in my middle-aged cohort, so it’s not as if age is a factor in my perceiving them as repellent.) Just further proof that Washington is merely Hollywood for the un-attractive.
My favorite is Karlyn Bowman (8th pic down). Got a bit of a Lon-Chaney-Phantom vibe.
I suppose I should have used “every one” instead of going to the “each” well a second time.
And of course, honorable mention goes to ME-ghan Gurdon, TBogg’s favorite little wingnuttette.
Me-ghan Gurdon scared the hell out of me.
And I’m a facking zombie.
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tigrismus said,
July 28, 2009 at 1:49 (kill)
I suppose I should have used “every one” instead of going to the “each” well a second time.
yeah, the judges will take points off your routine for that.
Luckily, you fucking NAILED the dismount.
I love the way Convicted Felon G. Gordon Liddy has his brows and ‘stache darkened (to match his soul, I suppose).
G. Gord on Tardball last wk discussing birtherism. Early stage Alzheimer’s, if you ask me.
It’s nice to see Johnny working again.
A gauntlet thrown before the insane.
You know, rather than putting more effort into debunking this, I had a thought- why not open up exhibits with all of the “evidence” of Obama’s foreign birth in strip malls across “real America”? You could charge a nominal fee for admission, and then donate the proceeds to the Soros foundation.
commie atheist said,
July 28, 2009 at 2:03
I love the way Convicted Felon G. Gordon Liddy has his brows and ’stache darkened (to match his soul, I suppose).
I’ll bet he stuffs his wiener hammock, as well. (It would be irresponsible not to speculate.)
~
When Liddy is discussing a black guy he thinks is a foreigner and he’s too doddering to even sound like Timothy Leary shat in his cornflakes, it’s far worse than early stages.
Good point, Kid. His dudgeon should be much higher.
I’ll bet he stuffs his wiener hammock, as well.
I really did not need to see that. However, it’s interesting to see that his prison workouts came in handy in his dotage.
Looks to me like she has as many fashion “concerns” above the neck as below it.
The fact is, are you calling Liddy a homosexual?
The fact is, Gary, there are dating sites if you’re that desperate. Assuming someone else is too.
the fact is, we’re just calling Liddy a psychotic fascist thug, Gary.
we’d accept a homosexual.
The fact is, I’m so happy. I was afraid I’d never find acceptance.
Slogan for the upcoming Palin speaking tour:
Trill Baby Trill
Also, how to keep zrm busy
I can’t tell the undertaker ends and the cadaver begins
Apropos of nothing. Literally, zero, this came in my mail box today. (I signed up so I could leave the occasional unacceptable comment).
Short, punchy, and stupid. Just what I expect from a no-brain…er.
Grassroots straight from HQ!
Oh, my GOD, Bill Kristol just made a joke about about Sarah Palin RAPING Jon Stewart!
That is SICK! I demand that Jim Treacher DENOUNCE Bill Kristol!
Jesus Fuck, you’re kidding. Low hanging-fruit, I know (mine hang so much they fall over my asshole when I lie down,) but the guy’s wearing a waiter’s outfit under a black cotton trenchcoat, his wife goes for thrift-chic and ends up looking like a polar bear giving birth, and he has anything to say from jeans?
One of these days I’m going to whack myself almost to climax, then rush into one of these Red State gatherings and ejaculate on whoever is nearest the door. No real reason. Just a disgusting pig, I guess. But it would be funny to see the expressions of mingled horror and desire.
Schuuuu-weeeeet! Jon Stewart just totally pwn3d Reverse-Cassandra! And that was just in the excerpts! Complete interview up at dailyshow.com.
It’s called the RedState Morning Briefing. Morning Briefing is where ideas are born, it’s grassroots, it’s to the point — this is brain food straight from the RedState Headquarters delivered directly to your inbox.
Grassroots ideas straight from CorpMindControl.
So EZ!
when I read brain food, I picture this.
“premium nutrition” for small pond dwellers.
brain food straight from the RedState Headquarters delivered directly to your inbox.
I’d have thought you’d need a plumber to set up delivery of RedState “brain food” to your house.
Somebody call Stacy and Clinton, stat!!!
Why is Tevi just standing there while his poor wife is being attacked by those berserk egrets?
The person with the white faux boa thing: that’s a dude. Seriously.
Please do not spoil our fun w/ your East Coast elitism & time zones & stuff. Thank you.
Somebody call Stacy and Clinton, stat!!!
Ahem.
http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/23482.html/comment-page-4#comment-955155
I know, I know, but…hell, it’s my first “ahem” ever.
Don’t tell fugly.com about these “fashion critics.” They’re merciless with the fashion challenged.
Mrs. Frum, in all three pics, but particularly the first, looks as if the pharmaceuticals are wearing a bit thin and the true horror of her situation is beginning to make inroads toward her conscious mind and potentially suicidal undeniability.
OK, this party’s been over for a while.
No one’s commented on Mrs. Bolton’s broken arm or speculated as to how that may have occurred? No one? Really?
I’m guessing PammAtlas was armwrestling her over moustache rides…
Okay, this is really late and all, but the only possible caption for that photo is A Wingnut Gothic.
You just can’t do anything that violates the original painting, like giggling or itching. They do allow some nervous crying but you can tell they don’t like it.
Also, he looks like Buster Bluth. Also.
She can’t help the blotchy skin. Alas, I suffer from the same affliction.
But that feather boa – whoa!
WTF was she thinking? And who’s that guy in the chauffeur uniform?
Try it for a week. It’s free. This one is a no brainer.
Fuckin’ priceless.