Seriously — what’s the deal with her syntax?

Not to mention her inability to deal with facts — diamonds last longer than a Calvin Klein perfume, you illiterate wildebeest.

I was arguing about that 47 million number at SN’s bizarro world blog the other day, I made the same point about WW2 as well. I don’t think these maroons know how to google a number before they post about it.

Not only that but it’s exceptionally misleading, seeing as war lasts only a few year at a time whereas abortion has been a legal procedure for some 25 years now I believe.

On top of that 95% of abortions occur in the first 15 weeks and 99% in the first 20 weeks, therefore the image of late term abortions that Kaye is trying to scare everyone into thinking she’s not crazy with, is a statistical non entity.

Christ, the earth is struggling to sustain the allready exploding human population, and these people want nothing more than truckloads of unwanted babies. Let’s make a deal with Kaye and Swank and the like: We’ll make abortion illegal when they agree to care of those 47 million theoretical kids. And not just the white ones.

Seriously, If all life is sacred, talk to god about it, he causes more miscarraiges than there are abortions preformed anyway, what was the plan for those womb babies? And more to the point, why aren’t nutcases like kaye protesting oncology doctors for attempting to murder all those cancer cells? It’s a seperate form of life too! Save the cancer!

I don’t know why as a heterosexual male I get so worked up about this shit but it’s rediculous, women’s bodies are just that and I think they’re smart enough to make their own choices, it’s the same as that HPV vaccine, “You’re just a girl, if we give you this shot, you’ll start banging everyone in sight, and we can’t have that now can we?” Fuck. Off.

Human chickens? This “woman” – makes my brain, hurt.

Seriously, what the hell is a human chicken?

It would be more humane to let them be born and shoot them — at least they wouldn’t look like human chickens cut up.

Sounds more like an aesthetic reason for banning abortion. Afterall, raw chicken is gross, just like abortion!

Really, it’s pretty crazy to argue that infantcide is better than abortion. (And no, whatever is in the womb is not an infant. You can call it a baby or a child, but infant is just goofy. Might as well call it a toddler.)

Rather than harping on the Vesuvius of abortion ignorance that spews forth in this article, I choose to look at the last two sentences instead:

While Judge Alito appears to be on his way in — there are many wearing black robes, who need to be on their way out.
And someone please lock the door behind some of them!

I suppose this is supposed to be down home humor or something, but “lock the door behind some of them”? As if Justice O’Connor is somewhere down the line going to say “Do-overs! Get off the bench, Alito, I’m coming back.”

Bitter Debate in Senate Continues on Alito

The Senate begins what could be a lengthy debate on Judge Samuel Alito’s nomination to the Supreme C

Only an absolute idiot capitalizes the “i” in “iPod.”

On top of that 95% of abortions occur in the first 15 weeks and 99% in the first 20 weeks,…

LIAR!! You’re a lying liar! 95% plus 99% is 194%, which is more than the maximum possible percentage (which we all know is 110%, because that’s how much effort those kids gave in the big game against State).

I tuned into the Alito hearings one morning in time to hear some Senator — possibly Brownback Mountain — refer to people who are “pro-abortion, pro destruction of human life.” Though I refrained (barely) from smashing my car radio, I did decide that it’s now acceptable to refer to the anti-choice crowd as “pro enslavement of women.”

And in some cases, I’m with ’em — let’s start with “Kaye” Gro…gan.

I seem to recall that Bill Clinton appointed Justices Ginsberg and Breyer following their recommendation by that notorious anti-God Marxist, Orrin Hatch.

What does Marie Jon’ have to say about this?

The whole time I was reading that, all I could think about was: 1. The woman could stand to abort a few commas. And 2. Someone this dumb wants control over everyone else’s life? Yeesh.

Oh wait a minute . . . I’m confused.

Hey, she got one thing right.

My mind is boggling so hard, Hasbro is about sue me for copyright infringement. There is just NO WAY that someone could accidently write this badly.

There is something oddly beautiful in how perfectly awful every aspect of this column is. This is the Rashomon of Wingnuttery. From every angle you look at it from, new facets of completely insanity emerge.

A “Materpiece” indeed.

Seriously — what’s the deal with her syntax?

You know how certain spray cans have that “use only in well-ventilated areas” warning on them?

This is how you write if those areas aren’t “well-ventilated”.

There is nothing greater on God’s green earth than Brad trashing a Kaye article. My Friday is made.

Thank you all.

And someone please lock the door behind some of them!

Further on this odd sentence…Am I supposed to picture supreme court justices each leaving the chambers through their own separate doors, some of which will be locked behind them? So it’s a chamber with at least 9 doors leading to the exterior?

It’s evokes a clunky image, much like, say, over-teased hair and cat-suits on a woman too old to get away with it.

I don’t know. I think it’s gonna take more than a bowl full of grogans to carry the day with those Koufax people.

Now Brad, you have to admit that anything that gets Kaye into a froth is worth it. Unless she writes a poem about it *shudder*. But no mention in Kaye’s column of how Kerry’s idea for Iran, which Bush called ignorant and dangerous, is now Bush’s policy for Iran? Republicans are the party of ideas, those ideas just happen to have been stolen from Democrats.

those ideas just happen to have been stolen from Democrats.
Well the foreign policy ones anyway, the social and fiscal ones they just seem to pull out of their collective asses.

With the fawning right side of the blogosphere to tell them how good it smells, I might add.

OT – But I allready mentioned “And rightly so!” once here today, so I thought I’d warn everyone not to go there, as the newest contibutor has taken to altering the words of others.

In all seriousness, this: It would be more humane to let them be born and shoot them — at least they wouldn’t look like human chickens cut up.
is the stupidest things I have ever read. Seriously.

It means that the entire baby is out of the birth canal except for its head.

Okay, I’m childless, have no immediate friends or family that have given birth within the last ten years, and don’t even have a SigO, yet even I know that most babies are born head-first. Like the way Kaye was obviously dropped, a lot, as a young’un.

Well the foreign policy ones anyway, the social and fiscal ones they just seem to pull out of their collective asses.

So that’s where all the grogans are coming from.

birdseatbugs — yes, that puzzled me, too, and I have given birth. Frankly, the thought of someone grabbing the ankles of a breech baby and “yanking” made me black out for a moment. Is Kayes’ “womb” barren?

And had Kay’e bothered to google “D&X abortion” (dilation and extraction), which is the clinical (i.e., not fundie-focus-grouped) term, she would have learned that a) the vast majority take place late in the second trimester, not (as she implies) on the wee bairn’s due date; and b) her Texas Chainsaw Speculum scenario connects with reality pretty much like her prose stylings connect with Strunk & White. And I’m just skipping over the honking great fact others have pointed out — that these alleged “human chicken” abortions are by far the exception.

So her ooga-booga cork-pulling prolapsed-uterus tale is not only factually false but deeply deceptive — as a simple goddamn google search would demonstrate to any sentient being.

Well, fuck me. That’s my mistake right there. K’aye may be sentient enough to avoid open flames and operate a microwave, but she will never, ever learn a goddamn thing, under any circumstances whatsoever. Her teensy brainpan has been lined with lead, sprayed with gunnite, and sealed over with petrochemical polymers engineered to be impermeable to any outside influence up to and including a neutron bomb. (Patent pending Exxon/Royal Dutch Shell.)

I’m sorry. I’ve been ranting, haven’t I? Didn’t mean to interrupt. Please carry on.

Flak revisits a very good point, do these people have a different wingnut google?
Or do they just allways use newsmax’s search engine?

BOOZE! It’s called BOOZE, people! That’s what makes poor Kaye’s syntax, logic, and point so difficult to comprehend. She’s had a rough fucking life, and after the countless thousands of abortions she had during her “hazy” period, this column is the least Kaye could do to make up for it. And yes, they really did look like chickens. Not just the aborted ones, but the countless thousands she gave away to the convent. Human fucking chickens. Are you happy? Now please leave poor Kaye alone. She’ll be nursing this hangover for at least two days and mommy needs her rest.

*Disclaimer: The facts given in this comment are purely speculation based upon her “unique” style, incoherence, and photograph. No actual facts were used in the writing of this message.

Nuts like Kay must really want the US to go through Prohibition II. *nod*

Yes, Kaye, it’s much more humane to kill them once they’re fully developed rather than just a cluster of cells.

I love that part.

Let’s make a deal with Kaye and Swank and the like: We’ll make abortion illegal when they agree to care of those 47 million theoretical kids. And not just the white ones.

Love that as well. (Of course, it’ll never happen…but still!) It irks the crap outta me that these so-called “pro-lifers” are so gung-ho about making sure pregnant women stay knocked up but don’t seem to give a flying fig about the ones who are already here who have it really bad.

Here’s a question: does “Kaye” actually have any children (birth children, not adopted ones) of her own? She… just doesn’t seem the type. And, no, I’m not talking sexual orientation here. She just seems like to motherhood what a salt flat is to a farmer’s field.

Seriously, what the hell is a human chicken?

She may be referring to the fact that a certain point in their development, a human embryo and a chicken embryo look almost identical (see: PZ Meyers).

Which is not evidence of common ancestry or evolution, nope, not at all.

Shelly: It’s God’s will, don’t you know!

Thlayli: I’d bet she is referring to the faked, misrepresented, and Photoshopped images of “aborted fetuses.”

I’m glad nobody aborted her. When I see her in that outfit, giving me that look (you know the one) it really brings out the tiger in me. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroar!

Actually, I don’t know whether to interpret that look as “please pray for me,” or, “please prey on me,” all I know is this: That look was intended just for me.

BTW, ‘wich doctor is me? I’m mean, ‘wich doctor is me. And I am the real Dr. BLT. Kaye just brings out another side of me. It’s like that song Johnny Cash covered on his first American Recordings CD, “The Beast in Me.”

gosh, blt, you’re farther gone than i thought.

i think any mention of kaye “bringing out the tiger” in anyone constitutes hate speech.

It means that the entire baby is out of the birth canal except for its head.
…
Because there isn’t anything logical about slitting the scalp of a baby, and sucking out its brains.

And it is especially illogical to slit its scalp while the head is still in the birth canal. I don’t expect Kaye to be consistent with reality or anything (“partial birth abortion” is a medically meaningless term, but the fetus is not “90% born”), but good God, can’t Kaye even be internally consistent?

Geeze, BLT–! I mean, sure, you’re not lusting after Phyllis Schlafly or Midge Decter–and, BTW, if you are, please don’t share–but… Eeewww! Kaye is pretty hag-tacular.

Come on, I think Kaye deserves mad props for posing in front of a picture of the same tiger that died to make her blouse. Thats, “hard”… core!

It irks the crap outta me that these so-called “pro-lifers” are so gung-ho about making sure pregnant women stay knocked up but don’t seem to give a flying fig about the ones who are already here who have it really bad.

Time for a George Carlin quote: “If you’re pre-born, you’re fine. Once you’re pre-school, you’re fucked.”

Hey Doc, nice to have you back with us. Halfway through the comments I suddenly started missing you, but it’s ok now.

Seriously, what the hell is a human chicken?

She may be referring to the fact that a certain point in their development, a human embryo and a chicken embryo look almost identical

Perhaps, but more likely she is thinking of this.

And, of course, I have no idea what made me think of this.

I hate myself in advance for commenting about Kaye Grogan’s appearance…but OMG, is she a closet Satanist or something? It looks like she has pagan runes branded on her forehead.

As for syntax…don’t any of her compatriots care the tiniest bitty bit about how dumb it makes her look? Can’t one of them volunteer to proofread? Do they think she’s funny, too? Surely they don’t think she sounds normal. Are we the only ones who read her columns?

“Hey Doc, nice to have you back with us. Halfway through the comments I suddenly started missing you, but it’s ok now.”

Thanks, bulbul, I’m glad your mother didn’t abort you.

“women’s bodies are just that and I think they’re smart enough to make their own choices”

Word to the mutha: Apparently, your mother made the right choice by having you. Not all women are so smart. Some, had they been in your mother’s shoes, would have deprived the world of your talents, your bubbly personality, and your passion for politics.

Furthermore, dumber mothers would have robbed you of all future choices and rights (and a body of your own for that matter) just so that they could express their own rights, excercise their own choices, and so that they could have taken command of their own bodies.

Before she starts complaining about anyone, she should fire the plastic surgeon who did that to her face

abortion is not right cause you are killing an inecent please help us put a stop to abortion tell the women who is pregnet to grow up and have the kid!!!! it is pritty much her fault cause she didn’t make the guy were a rubber!!