This is unfair. Americans were scared after 9/11, so any amount of stupid was okay, because, you know, the best thing to do when you get all askeert is to get stupid.

Gavin, if I could tip a cyberhat to you, this was well-played…

*polite golf clap*

Martini?

Using military resources for a cheap photo-op.

Photo-op: I do not think it means &c.

Not only that, but can you imagine if a group of people were completely different people?

Then liberal hypocrisy (LIEbural HIGHpahcrisy) would be exposed

She seems to be attempting to make some kind of “libruls attacked Bush, but they luuuuuuuuuvvvvvv Obama” point. But lacking any specific examples of said libruls defending this, she can only make the usual noises and rely on her readers to connect the predictable dots.

I’m trying to remember what useless and criminal war Obama started in order so he could stage that photo op…nope, not coming to me…

Hmmmm….my son (twenty) and I use that “Im-ag-in-a-tion” (complete with hand gestures) bit often, typically in a sarcastic manner. I knew Gavin was with it, but not THAT with it.

Vroom! Only two more laps to the finish line! I’m in the lead! Out of my way! I’m almost there! Victory is mine!

I’m trying to remember what useless and criminal war Obama started in order so he could stage that photo op…nope, not coming to me…

See, I’m stuck on exactly which American city Obama let drown because he was waiting for the proper photo op. Or, for that matter, which region of the country got the shaft because Barry X appointed the guy who runs the Westminster dog show or some such.

Perhaps I’m thinking of another dude. And like Michelle Malkin or her howler monkeys gave a fuck about New York City for more than 10 minutes since 9/13.

I do a pretty good Patrick. Listen:

HI SPONGEBOB.

Hell, I was just thinking the similar thing earlier.

Take one populace told for the last eight years that TEH EVIL PEPLE IS KUMING TO CHOP OUR HEDS OF and how could you blame them for getting nervous?

That said, I’m sure a lot of the bedwetters who ran for cover were the Hewitt-brand culture warriors who have talked a lot of trash about how they sit on the front lines in their orifice- ahem, offices in NYC.

That is pretty good, Bubba. Can you do a Sean Connery impersenation?

What would be instructive for morans like Malkin would be to show that Obama uses the troops as backdrops far less frequently than Bush did.

Another point is that many wingnuts loved referring to Bush as the “commander in chief” but haven’t made a habit to referring to Obama the same way.

Galt-brand Snotchos – we pick the best!

Ask for them by name, or just refuse to leave a tip ’cause your waiter looked liberal.

Every time a conservative ideologue (of color) like Malkin opens her mouth or puts words to paper, it’s like all I can think about are the bizarro comics of yesteryear. Preying on amnesiacs isn’t cool.

Honk, snort, moo!

I thought one gets afflicted by bovilalia only when encountering cows. Like KLo. Live and learn.

That is pretty good, Bubba. Can you do a Sean Connery impersenation?

Ahem. “I love the moments of their deaths – when I am one with Zardoz.”

Huh? Talent or what?

What if a cigar were really a porcupine? Then the LIEbral conspiracy, etc, etc…

My son does an eerily good Patrick (aka Bill Fagerbakke just talking).

Spongebob, not so much – Tom Kenny stuff is hard (hell, the new guy doing Spongebob doesn’t do it that damn well).

Is it time already to ruin Malkin’s day?

Huh? Talent or what?

Hmmm..try “Cathedral” and we’ll see.

(Better yet, Sean from The Rock: “Do yer best? Looshars do their best. Winnahrs go home and fuck the prom queen”).

Is it time already to ruin Malkin’s day?

Bwahahahahahaha. Took me a minute.

Also, this particular fuckup of a photo-op wasn’t the President’s idea this time.

Fook the prom queen. They fook her.

But, but, Republican fear is good “Uniting the Country” fear.

Democrat (sic) fear is bad “Killing our Freedoms” fear.

Huh? Talent or what?

Can you do it without the stage hands getting into the shot?

My favorite, from SNL:

Your mother, Trebek!

I can’t imagine living with Malkin. I imagine she does look like that a great deal of the time. Didn’t empty the dishwasher? Left your socks on the floor?

Uck.

So, let me get this straight – 9/11 good, except when 9/11 bad.

Okay, listen everybody, see if you can guess this one, I’m still working on it:

In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power.

In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power.

You left out “Arroo!”

I mean, good freakking lord.

That is a verbatim quote. I appreciate the post of video after it – but the idea that even someone who is **unbalanced FOR A WINGNUT** could still say that with a straight face….I mean….wtf? What does “insane” even mean any more?

Um, money, then power then “the woman?” As I recall it.

In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power.

Cornelius Vanderbilt!

Um, money, then power then “the woman?” As I recall it.

The voice, man, the voice!. Use your ears.

Cornelius Vanderbilt!

Okay okay. Needs work.

Tell you what, Michelle, let’s wait and see who New Yorkers vote for in the next election. If they vote for the Republican, then we’ll know they were traumatized by whatever happened and held Obama accountable, and that we were wrong to think it was no big deal. On the other hand, if they vote for Obama, we’ll know you were, as per usual, so full of shit as to approximate 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound cobag.

I’m ready, projection, I’m ready, projection.

So now Tom Ridge is talking about running for office.

My Gawd. “The Club for Growth is not universally popular within the Republican Party” – Rick Hertzberger, New Yorker. Well, universally popular with 21 percent would still get you … 21 percent.

Ahem. “I love the moments of their deaths – when I am one with Zardoz.”

I had to double check the Name box to make sure that wasn’t the real Sean Connery.

Thanks!

My best celebrity impersonation is Marcel Marceau:

See? I’m told it’s uncanny.

I could almost smell the decomposition.

tigrismus:

Tell you what, Michelle, let’s wait and see who New Yorkers vote for in the next election.

Is it cool if I, and perhaps some other liberals, bookmark your comment?

I do believe I purchased the IMAGINATION Spongebob because it is the funniest thing ever, this side of Duck Amuck- thanks YouTuber, because Duck Amuck gets better and better. Screw Ball. Ha!

RB was even wearing the weird red diapers….

Back in the regular diapers now, so it’s all good.

Ryan, I suppose so, but don’t hold me to the numbers; I may have drastically underestimated her shit load. I’m such a sweetheart in that way.

La bruja loca no quiere el Snotcho.

O-face DO NOT WANT.

I am a big doofus!!

Cut that out RB! It’s not me , RB is using my voice.

My butt smells.

As soon as I saw that quote, I knew that either you or TBogg would put that response up. Great jorb!

ABOVE: La bruja loca no quiere el Snotcho.

Then may I suggest the Snotdog?

I will now whistle Flight of the Bumblebee.

There.

None of those things sent people running away in terror.

APPLES, ORANGES.

KNOW THE DIFFERENCE, GOOFBALLS.

Prrrrprrrp
Ah feck, that wasn’t me. It must have been the dog RB.

What a horrible woman that Malkin is! I wouldn’t even want her to have my abortion.

Hey, what happened to my comment?

None of those things sent people running away in terror.

Not if they had their duct tape. Yessir.

My impression of five famous artists.

Looshars do their besht.

I think the ‘Malkin Project’ has been a roaring success.

When Secret Leader Soros said at the start, “Republicans will follow ANYONE who tells them they’re tough.” many scoffed but SL Soros proves once again infallible.

Are there ANY pictures of Malkin anywhere where her face isn’t distorted with rage?

Bad news, Tehanu. That’s not rage.

Cut the crap and go straight for the jugular. Whenever you want to show an image of Malkin why not show a real pig rather than Malkin appearing like a pig. This one looks far cuter:

http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2009/04/01/dining/01pigs2_ready.html

“See?! We TOLD you Obama was a terrorist! Stop pointing & laughing, damn you!”

Their desperate scrambling – from here, it looks like a beautiful dance.

Self-Awareness, Michelle Malkin. Michelle Malkin, Self-Awareness. Good. Now you two have been properly introduced.

The Asian White Supremacist is angry. Why? Because that jet didn’t fly into the UN building, I suspect. Or something equally stupid. She’s unhinged, people, whaddya want?

Military pilots have to log air time to stay sharp and keep their ratings. I’m sure there were a few logistical details that may have cost a little more to the taxpayer, but probably not nearly as much as Michele would like to think. The aircraft carrier adventure surely cost the taxpayers more, but the most egregious example of using military resources for a cheap photo-op in my lifetime has to be the toppling of the Saddam statue. Even if you don’t count the cost of going into Baghdad. The cost of sealing off the square and importing hand pick “liberated Iraqis” had to be a record.