Gay vs. ‘gay’ =?
Equals a new song by Pizazz!, America’s hottest* collective** of cryptosexual conceptualists (they seem to be based at Hampshire College).
And don’t miss the previous hit video, either.
Here are some comments from their page:
At 11:55 PM, Anonymous said?
YOU GUYS MAKE ME SICK, WITH YOUR HOMOSEXUAL PROPOGANDA. ABSOLUTLEY DISGUSTING
At 10:59 PM, Anonymous said?
OMG PIZZAZ! IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN! I HAVE ALL YOUR CD’s AND DVDs! YOU GUYS ARE THE GREATEST! Yeah but all lying aside, you dudes should take a long walk off a short pier and hopefully into the jaws of some shark. Human scum like you shouldnt be allowed to breathe the same air as normal humans. Fucking losers.
At 11:02 PM, Anonymous said?
Yeah I agree with the dude above me. Please do the world a favor and take a 9mm to your forehead and paint the walls red with your innards.
At 11:03 PM, Anonymous said?
Hi I know morbid in real life and I can tell you right now (Before you get happy) that he’s being utterly sarcastic.
At 11:49 PM, Anonymous said?
I LOVE THAT VIDEO! PIZZAZ YES! … umm 2 words. GAY and JEWISH.
At 11:51 PM, Anonymous said?
Is this a joke? It has to be a joke. I watched the video and almost vomited. You people are the scourge of this planet. You should be burned alive and thrown into a pit of live scorpians.
At 11:56 PM, Anonymous said?
I like that xbox in your video. If i ever saw you in real life id smash it into your crippled face. I’d also stomp a mudhole in your ass and then that’ll show you some real pizzaz you fuckin’ heeb.
At 12:12 AM, Anonymous said?
Seriously, why dont you guys give up? You’ll never make it anywhere in life and everyone will hate you and if you live anywhere BUT some bumfuck section of crappy America then you’ll probably get shot. Oh and as a side note: I hope your dicks fall off and you then trip into molten lava. Have a nice day =D
If loving Pizazz is wrong, we don’t want to be right!
*They’re not actually all that hot.
** It might just be one guy.
Basically, gays are just sex-hungry people that look for other gay people because there are not as many, so it’s easy to get sex because its easier for gays to love eachother cuz there are very few other options.
Analyse this ‘thought’.
I like the fact that all the songs start with the sample of him singing “Have you ever been in love?”
But what do you mean by cryptosexual? That kid’s straight as the day is long. Yessirree, long, hard and veiny.
I want a little Pizzazz in my life! Who wouldn’t?
Oh Hampshire College memories.
Those were the best seven years of education my dad’s money could buy.
Those were the best seven years of education my dad’s money could buy.
Is that sarcasm young man? We provided the best life we could for you!
Taking bets now on whether these charming comments by guys who are clearly in no way at all concerned about their masculinity will cause the resident troll to stop claiming persecution over his music, or merely cause him to go off on a “I know exactly how it feels to be hated by mean, mean, haters because of my music” rant.
For the record, the smart money’s on the latter, even with this attempt to pre-empt it.
And I will now go back to ignoring him, having allowed him to briefly feel persecuted again. Merry early Christmas, dude. Hope it’s your size and all.
MMM, sex-hunger makes me hungry.
At 11:49 PM, Anonymous said?
I LOVE THAT VIDEO! PIZZAZ YES! … umm 2 words. GAY and JEWISH.
Since I can’t seem to download the video, I’m going to assume from this comment that the members of Pizzazz were dressed up with pink and silver prayer shawls, sporting long highlighted beards, and they were all dancing around a little purple furry dreidel.
Since I can’t seem to download the video, I’m going to assume from this comment that the members of Pizzazz were dressed up with pink and silver prayer shawls, sporting long highlighted beards, and they were all dancing around a little purple furry dreidel.
No, you’re thinking of the Jew Man Group.
Holy rimshot batman!
We also would have accepted Goy George, The Shtettl People, and Yids Incorporated.
And Jewdy Garland too?
Now I’m going to be humming “Enna-me, enna-you, enna-ma-ma-ma-ma” all day.
And Jewdy Garland too?
In a beard?
brownshirt vs. Brownshirt.
ZZ Dreidel?
My God. These guys are awesome.
GAY and JEWISH.
Hampshire through and through :>
-Schmitt.
Ya gotta love “The Second Cumming”
Umm… OKay….
I watched the video (the midi-muzak on the site was driving me insane, so I skipped the mp3s). It struck me as being a parody of what a stereotype, mincing, flaming, queenie boy would put up. The guy in the video looked atypical if that’s what he “really” is–it seemed very over-the-top. He didn’t really have that “I’ve just spent six hours grooming” sort of look about him-he was kinda schlubby. If he is gay, he needs a visit from Queer Eye for the Gay Guy. And I should know, ‘cos I’m even schlubbier, though I have no propensity to wear half-shirts (yecch!).
Anyway, it seems like a cheap joke. Or perhaps it was designed specifically to stir up the types who manifested in the comments.
You gotta wonder about those whose reaction to being hit on, in a hypothetical situation, by someone of the same sex is to retaliate with extreme violence. Dudes, “no” usually works just fine. I mean, really, it’s not going to go over well years later when you confess to your boyfriend, “I used to beat the shit out of guys like you when they hit on me, until I found out I really like taking it up the ass.” Morons.