Favorite Headline of the Decade Nomination
Posted on October 19th, 2005 by Brad
This one is right up there with “Red Sox Win World Series”:
“Arrest Warrant Issued For Lawmaker DeLay.”
Just keep repeating it to yourself. Damn, that’s good stuff.
I can’t wait ’til The Smoking Gun posts his mugshots.
“Arrest Warrant Issued For Lawmaker DeLay.”
That’s the sexiest thing I’ve heard all day.
“Nixon Resigns”
Oh man. How cool is that headline? I would like to think that even in a non-partisan Schadenfreude sense, that is a glorious headline. But it’s probably just partisanship making me feel all warm and fuzzy. Partisanship and hatred for America.
I wanna option this property, and believe me, I’ll pay top dollar!
Well Mr. Delay, it looks like We the people are the government afterall.
nice : )
How about:
“Fugitive Congressman Goes Down in Hail of Bullets”?
“Bush Impeached by Unanimous House, Senate Votes. Remanded to the Hague for War Crimes Trial.”
Well, I can dream, can’t I?
“Former Speaker of House Arrested, Soils Himself on National Television”
Fugitive Congressman Goes Down in Hail of Bullets
HOUSTON — Fugitive Congressman Thomas Dale DeLay, wanted for money laundering charges, was shot and killed by police in an abandoned apartment building after a day-long chase, state police said. DeLay, 58, fled the scene when Houston patrolmen attemp…