“Goin’ to the Chapel and We’re…”
Posted on October 4th, 2005 by Brad
Congratulations to The Editors, who’re getting hitched this weekend. Kaye Grogan is no doubt heartbroken.
In honor of his impending matrimony, I hired a bunch of fucked-up cats to sing him a song. Enjoy!
“Goin’ to the chapel and we’re…”
“…gonna see some fucked up kittens!”
“We’re a-goin’ to the chapel and we’re…”
“…gonna see some fucked-up kittens!”
“Gee I really love you, but…”
“…shit, those kittens fuckin’ scare me!”
“We’re goin’ to…”
“…see the kittens…”
“…OF DOOM!!!!”
Run away! Run away!
Congratulations, Editors.
I don’t really know you or anything, but, uh, happy wedding from some stranger. Stranger-than-usual, anyway.
Man, those cats are so wrong on so many levels. Not the least of which being the black demon below Ally McGremlin and above Jabba The Calico is a dead ringer for one of my own.
Um, Brad, if I did not adequately thank you for going with Gimme Gimme Octopus for my birthday, allow me to do so now. The creepycat thing would have bothered me all day.
Dude, that’s fucked up! OK, please tell me that #6 is Photoshopped…otherwise that thing is a crime against Nature. I don’t think I’m going to be able to sleep ever again – Thanks guys…
Great. I think I just lost my appetite. Thanks a bunch, guys. 😉
Ye gods, man! What kind of phrase did you use when Googling these?!
Enjoy your wedding, Editors… while you can, bwahahahahaha!
That third one looks exactly like my beloved Frido (cries).
Heh. I love the giant orange one. He looks like an ottoman.
Number six is not a cat. I believe you have the first live photo of the infamous south Texas chupacabra (scroll down for photos).
And what is up with Jabba the Tabby? I thought MINE was fat!
MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!
We’re a-goin’ to the chapel and we’re…
your chupacabra link isn’t a link, Dorothy, but here’s one:
http://www.elchupacabra.com/index.html
Numba seven is pretty cool looking. I knew this girl once who looked a lot like that.