I deny the implications of my denial.

Some Redstaters are more equal than other Redstaters.

No wait…

Four legs good! Two legs bad!

I suppose Erick regrets that, in the past, some barnyard animals were violated. But it is a mistake to dwell on ancient history. As for the barnyard animals that are currently being violated, well mistakes do happen. Plus he has a contract with a hoofprint on it.

*Ezra Klein emails to say Kos is not on the list and the person telling me Kos is on the list is lying to me. The guy who sent me a few names off the list says Shuster is on it (though Shuster and Klein deny it) and that he is “pretty sure” Kos is. Take that for what you will.

Can’t argue with that kind of evidence.

“Ag School Grads”? I don’t understand, and I actually read those posts. Twice. Some Internet tradition® of which I am unaware?

“Take that for what you will.”

I take it for a load of complete bollocks.

Whatever liberals accuse conservatives of doing, even in jest (“did you get today’s fax?”), conservatives will use with a totally straight face five years later.

Hey, does anyone know where I can go to get my Soros check cashed?

I heard that the way Erickson explained it was “her cud-chewing mouth said mooo, but her swinging udders said moo-es”.

I also heard that he denied it, and others have corroborated his alibi, but I have it on the word of some anonymous source…

OK so I saw this over at Tbogg’s earlier. Then when I saw it here it struck me odd, like maybe some part of me thinks that individual funnyblogguys like Tbogg and y’all here at Sadly Labs really do just make this shit up for our puerile enjoyment, and then you have to go and remind me that, no, Erick exists. I mean. Just. Y’know?

It is marvelous. Not marvelous cool, but marvelous WTF?-I-am-marvelling-here. That kind of marvelous.

I want to live in Eric’s world; were cardboard boxes are castles; were a crappy logo on the internet is a host of millions of followers who will live and die at your command; and if you download a picture of Megan Fox, that means she is now your girlfriend.

E-mail list, sheeeit. Doesn’t this bungler realize that all leftist communications are sent directly to our cerebral chip implants via the orbiting mothership from Planet Stalino?

Can I be on the email list? Huh? Can I?

@OB-GYN
The only place you can cash them is at Check Smart. They will only accept ACLU identification and they take 5% but they give you a lottery ticket. That lottery ticket is pre-designated to be a winner for the REAL amount that George S is giving you. Excelsior Comrade!

“if you download a picture of Megan Fox, that means she is now your girlfriend.”

Johnny’s Girlfriends: Megan Fox, Scarlet Johanson, Jennifer Connoly, Ali Larter and about 5000 others.

Wuh-woh, loony libs! Seeing how you’ve been spending your day here at Sadly, D’oh!, and over at Krazy Kos and StinkProgress and HawkingJointsMemo, you haven’t heard the nutty news! Well get ready for a SPREAD of TRUTH, cause here it comes: Great Gateway Pundit and Confederate Yankeezy and PAJAMAS MEDIA have uncovered that the Obummer received millions of dollars from AIG in campaign contributions, then funneled them into the bailout and the executive bonuses! Take THAT to the bank and smoke it, loony libs! The Obummer caused AIG to fail because of his lack of leadership, and has trumped up this bonus boo-boo so we wouldn’t notice! No way, Jose!

Badoodle-boo-yeah! The SPREAD shall set you free, loony libs! Urban out.

SPREAD:

SuPremely REtarded Asshole Dipshit?

I think he’s talking about his sister. Again

Klein:

If you think about it, this was, in theory, a “bad” bit of sensationalism for The Politico. Since an array of Politico writers are on Journolist, this means they’re part of the liberal echo chamber. Sort of gives up the game.

No, it only proves the Left’s power is massive and expanding.

“Ag School Grads”? I don’t understand, and I actually read those posts. Twice. Some Internet tradition® of which I am unaware?

He’s repeated Crack-Whore Coulter’s idiocy about Keith Olbermann’s second degree from Cornell, which was in communications (which is in the ag school). Crack-Whore said that that’s not really Cornell.

Cornell disagrees.

The rightards are still laughing, but don’t know why. Is anyone surprised?

Badoodle-boo-yeah?
Well, allow me to retort: Shadoot’n deelia! Bodaywood’n zabalobadoo weebot!

Don’t make me scat again…

Heh indeedy for sheedy! Da Cool Coach hadn’t even heard of the Loonyliberalist until the great reporting from Rockin’ Red State! That’s why citizen journalism is awesome, loony libs! Take some notes, nutters!

Since Sadly No! and Tbogg have both posted about this, clearly that proves they coordinated behind the scenes, probably using the dangerous listserv technology, which is unknown on the Internet and therefore must be a dangerous liberal invention. Admit your conspiracy, Sadly No!

B-b-but Limbaugh is defending AIG’s bonuses! those poor boys are being picked on by Obama!

I’m so confused! who to believe, who to believe?

That is, after all, a typical attack from the left. They pooh-pooh what the right says and laugh about it to try to downplay it. They very typically do so when they really, really want to change the subject fast.

Well, close there Erick. The stuff you say pretty much starts out as pooh-pooh, and <ominous atmosphere> We </ominous atmosphere> do certainly laugh at it.

Do <ominous atmosphere> We </ominous atmosphere> want you to change the subject? Well, there are hordes on <ominous atmosphere> Teh Left </ominous atmosphere> that are humorless gits and really do want to discuss important policy issues – but generally, <ominous atmosphere> We </ominous atmosphere> are pleased with your gut-bustingly hilarious antics of totally oblivious pooh-pooh.

I bid a fond POOH-POOH to you Erick. POOH-POOH!

They very typically do so when they really, really want to change the subject fast.

To something that isn’t bullshit used to get dumb hicks to vote for their own misery?

Uh, yeah. You caught us. Congrats.

Jeezis Jumpin Jahoesiphat I’m reduced to gibberish.

I’m feeling down today and need a laugh.

Can someone please reprise “Bookmark this, liberals” by The Truth?

Doesn’t the mighty Red State Trike Force have some sort of special investigation unit that can get to the bottom of this? Perhaps by mass-mailing instructions on how to set up a listserv to various journalists?

bwahahahahaha

Our great disinformation campaign proceeds apace. Just wait until we tell him about ..well, I can’t say it just yet but it’s really goiing to send this worrycow’s wheezing willy into a whirlwind of whining.

Here is how it will go down next week. First, the results from Virginia and North Carolina will come in, and they’ll be declared for McCain. You’ll be disappointed, but “no big deal, change can’t come overnight” will be your comment. Florida will go red, and a little nervousness will creep in. The usual suspects will fall into the usual categories. As the night drags on, Ohio, Colorado, and (much to your horror) Pennsylvania will be too close to call.

My advice at this point to you will be to go to bed. You will wake up to a McCain presidency and the Great Liberal Freakout will be on.

Bookmark this, liberals, as this is exactly how it is going to go down. You will be wonder how the hell I was able to call this.

Doesn’t this bungler realize that all leftist communications are sent directly to our cerebral chip implants via the orbiting mothership from Planet Stalino?

My chip seems to be malfunctioning, all it does is remove the vowels from certain posts here.

I confess. I am on this list.

In fact, I started it.

You can sign up at my blog: Fantasychickandotherdrugaddledfantasies.com

Cornell, which was in communications (which is in the ag school)

Ohhhhh. But but, that part of Cornell is publicly funded. Unless you’re paying tens of thousands of dollars per semester, it can’t possibly be good.

Let’s hope he never finds about the double-secret probation list.

Somebody broke the first rule of Fight Club, godammit.

Th yr: 2012.

Th Dw Jns s trdng blw 1,000.

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Brck bm’s pprvl rtng s t 25%.

Srh Pln s ldng n th plls fr Prsdnt.

Ask and ye shall receive, ChristMD.

Here is how it will go down next week. First, the results from Virginia and North Carolina will come in, and they’ll be declared for McCain. You’ll be disappointed, but ‘no big deal, change can’t come overnight’ will be your comment. Florida will go red, and a little nervousness will creep in. The usual suspects will fall into the usual categories. As the night drags on, Ohio, Colorado, and (much to your horror) Pennsylvania will be too close to call.

My advice at this point to you will be to go to bed. You will wake up to a McCain presidency and the Great Liberal Freakout will be on.

Bookmark this, liberals, as this is exactly how it is going to go down. You will be wonder how the hell I was able to call this.

Are they really mocking Ag school grads? On a site called Red State?

Red State?

Someone’s being elitist.

Repetitive boring troll is repetitive and boring…again.

If Sarah Palin is the GOP’s best chance, I’mma go ahead and get their tombstone made.

Sarah Palin is leading in the polls for President

of Texas.

That is, after all, a typical attack from the left. They pooh-pooh what the right says and laugh about it to try to downplay it. They very typically do so when they really, really want to change the subject fast.

This solidly proves that the people who mocked and avoided Erick Erickson throughout his life didn’t do so because Erick comes across as a hopeless dork. People laughed at Erick only because they were part of a secret left-wing plot to divert attention from the important truths that Erick was revealing.

Thanks JM.

They pooh-pooh what the right says and laugh about it

because after carefully evaluating all other responses, as is our leftist wont, pooh pooh and yuk yuk are determined to be the appropriate ones.

Sarah Palin is leading in the polls for President

of Texas.

Well, it’s probably true. She CAN probably beat Chuck Norris.

The fact is that there is a wide e-mail network of leftists coordinating their attacks on leftist media outlets like MSNBC and CNN. These leftists have basically monopolized a huge sector of the media and driven the real news off to be reported by real news outlets like Fox News.

Until people like Keith Olbermann prove that they’re not part of this list, it’s reasonable to believe that he is part of this list.

The left is responsible for the outrages that go on today. Leftist senators are responsible for the real estate fall, because they made the big financial institutions give no-money-down mortgages to people who couldn’t afford their houses. And leftists like Chris Dodd put in a rider that protected AIG’s bonuses.

In fact, almost every Republicans voted AGAINST protecting AIG’s bonuses.

But you won’t hear that on the leftist news.

Obama jokes about how angry he is, showing that he just doesn’t care at all.

And you suckers buy it..

Of every federal candidate, Barack Obama was #1 in the amount of AIG money that he received. He received hundreds of thousands.

It’d be a scandal if McCain was President, this happened, and the media found deep links to AIG. But AIG gave Barack Obama hundreds of thousands, and the media won’t report it.

If I had the time I’d set up a fake LISTSERV (probably spoofing cornell.edu) and send him a link telling him how to subsrcribe. Then I’d send a bunch of fake emails from there containing all the shit that he imagines is going on.

Also, stryx, it’s actually inbRedState; they fucked up when registering.

Erick Son of Erick makes his Viking ancestors hang their heads in shame. Would they have meekly asked for the unfathomable wealth to be found in email lists? No, by Odin’s ravens, a thousand times no! They would have slain the befouled Ezra Klein, wrested away his list and taken the whale-road back home to celebrate with the finest meats and ales.

The tears flow in Valhalla.

A new national survey from Public Policy Polling (D) — already looking ahead to the 2012 general election! — pits Barack Obama against Sarah Palin.

The numbers: Obama 55%, Palin 35%. This margin is nearly identical to Obama’s approval of 55% and disapproval of 37%. Palin’s own personal favorables and unfavorables stand at 39%-50%.

The pollster’s analysis has the obvious caveat that we can’t know what might happen in the next few years, but these numbers would point to Obama winning over 400 electoral votes.

Real Gary?

The fact is that there is a wide e-mail network of leftists coordinating their attacks on leftist media outlets like MSNBC and CNN

Why would leftists want to attack leftist media outlets?

AIG gave Barack Obama hundreds of thousands, and the media won’t report it.

Then how do YOU know about it? From your super-secret rightwing e-mail listserv? Huh? Huh? Well?!

“Today, a bunch of left wing bloggers and writers went on the attack after I highlighted the story. They are seriously defensive.”

The Shorter:
The people that I attacked are defending themselves. That only proves they were guilty in the first place.

The Blart:
“Today, a blart of blart wing blarters and blarts went on the blart after I blarted the story. They are seriously blartive.”

ONOES! Morgan Freeman tells me that the Loom has spelled out Erickson’s name. Now the Illuminated Miskatonic Star Chamber of Pooh-Pooh is going to have to chortle at his boners.

But I have no doubt that Erick Blart: Blog Cop will rise to the challenge. He may not know who We are. He doesn’t know what We want. If We’re looking for ransom, He can tell Us He doesn’t have money. But what He does have is a very particular set of skills; skills acquired over a very long career.

And dying in his bed, many years from now, would he be willin’ to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell his enemies that they may take his life, but they’ll never take… HIS FREEDOM!

REDSTATE IS DELUDED SPARTA!

I know about the hundreds of thousands from AIG to Obama due to the work of freedom-loving truth-tellers. The same people who exposed this e-mail list.

Obama KNEW about the AIG bonuses for months, and DID NOTHING.

But he’s so choked up, ya know.

Obama is not a legitimate President, nor is he a very good one.

“Illuminated Miskatonic Star Chamber of Pooh-Pooh”

i do not want to go to there.

ONOES! Morgan Freeman tells me that the Loom has spelled out Erickson’s name.

And we’re back at Megan Fox again.

i do not want to go to there.

Good. You’d never be able to master the secret handshake anyways.

Whoops! Angelina Jolie.

Too much time trying to read the tattoos, too little paying attention.

Cornell degree = ag school grad? Didn’t Erickson go to a Baptist University that started as a boy’s prep school and gave an honorary Law Doctorate to Robert E. Lee?

Obama is a nefarious conspirator, whose manipulative tentacles have sinisterly infiltrated all aspects of public life in America, up to the highest levels of office. The machinery was set into motion decades ago, in anticipation of his rise to power.

but he is too naive and incompetent to be president and he uses a teleprompter!

i do not want to go to there

I don’t think you go to there, you just go there.

A trusted source is telling me that Erickson and Mickey Kaus are on the same listserv … I believe it’s called goatluvrs.

Speaking of handshakes…did anyone catch the last episode of Big Love? Lots of good double secret temple stuff there.

Not that there’s anything wrong with having an ag degree. I met a Cornell comp sci prof who told me many students get their degree through the ag school because the program is the same (you take the same classes with the same professors, just under another course number), just a million times cheaper. Also, I approve of agriculture because I like eating.

AIG gave Barack Obama hundreds of thousands

Wrong again.

Yeah, well, fuck David Shuster anyway.

Just the other day I found out something fascinating about R. E. Lee that I had never heard before. I knew that he had manumitted his wife’s slaves, and I already knew that his loyalty was to Virginia, not to the southern cause of slavery. The following happened shortly after the war.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2001/09/0907_smithgenlee_2.html

One Sunday at St. Paul’s Episcopal Church in Richmond, a well-dressed, lone black man, whom no one in the community—white or black—had ever seen before, had attended the service, sitting unnoticed in the last pew.

Just before communion was to be distributed, he rose and proudly walked down the center aisle through the middle of the church where all could see him and approached the communion rail, where he knelt. The priest and the congregation were completely aghast and in total shock.

No one knew what to do…except General Lee. He went to the communion rail and knelt beside the black man and they received communion together—and then a steady flow of other church members followed the example he had set.

Oh noes we’ve been found out!

The Left’s Massive Sekrit Listserv List includes Obama, Basement Cat, James Earl Jones, Xenu, Afro Samurai, Boutros Boutros-Ghali, Awesome X, Super Mario, Ryan Seacrest, Ozzy Osbourne, The Mythbusters Build Team, Kat Von D, and Ian McShane’s character in Kings!

Security Breach Protocol Umbra! Deploy the Blart Shields! Man the Tax and Spend Cannons! ALL HAIL JOURNOLIST!

Meghan Carter LET YOU DOWNLOAD HER PICTURE?
No wonder she won’t answer me e-mails, faxes, telegrams and letters! She’s already got a boyfriend. Oh well C’est l’amour

But I’ll get her back, just you wait!

Yeah, well, fuck David Shuster anyway.

Indeed. As a loyal footsoldier of the Vast Left Wing Conspiracy, David Shuster automatically gets a bye from any criticism. It’s just a shame he has to pimp out his daughter to keep his job.

Why would leftists want to attack leftist media outlets?

To divert attention from their attacks on far left political figures like Michael Steele, which distract the public from their attacks on ultra-Maoist corporations like AIG, which is done to conceal their attacks on Islamo-extremist celebrities like Rachel Ray, which they do to cover up their attacks on pro-communist historical personalities like Benito Mussolini, which they engage in to hide their attacks on anarcho-syndicalist cartoon characters like Barney Google, the purpose of all of which is to lure right-thinking citizens into a psychedelic realm of super-trippy weirdness controlled by spaced-out hippie nihilists.

“Illuminated Miskatonic Star Chamber of Pooh-Pooh”
i do not want to go to there.

You haven’t heard their motto?
Si tu non veneris ad me, ego veniam ad te.

People. Conservatives lack a rich imagination.

The only things they ever accuse liberals of ARE THE VERY THINGS they are doing, today.

“Liberal ninja’s are taking out risky loans and are going to sink the economy” was the headlines 6 months and a year ago. Those risks were NOTHIN compared with AIG et. al.

“Social security must be privatized to save the market”…. from whom? from conservative douchebags is who.

“They have a secret e-mail list”

Dollars to doughnuts* Erik the RedState is on just such a list. He can only imagine it is a tool we might use BECAUSE IT IS A TOOL HE HAS.

* – or teabags.

The Left’s Massive Sekrit Listserv List includes

You forgot Janeanne Garafolo! And Octomom!

AIG gave Barack Obama hundreds of thousands

Wrong again.

$103,100 in 2008

What part of that isn’t Hundreds of Thousands to you?

That is, after all, a typical attack from the left. They pooh-pooh what the right says and laugh about it to try to downplay it.

You know, if there’s one thing I’ve learned from being in the army, it’s never ignore a pooh-pooh. I knew a major: got pooh-poohed; made the mistake of ignoring the pooh-pooh — he pooh-poohed it. Fatal error, because it turned out all along that the soldier who pooh-poohed him had been pooh-poohing a lot of other officers, who pooh-poohed their pooh-poohs. In the end, we had to disband the regiment — morale totally destroyed … by pooh-pooh!

“Illuminated Miskatonic Star Chamber of Pooh-Pooh”

They’re justified, and they’re ancient.

Why would leftists want to attack leftist media outlets?

To screw with the collective noggins of Real White Christian America, of course. The only reason non-RWC Americans – that is, anyone but conservatives who follow the GOP and Limbaugh’s party line – do anything at all, from politics to music to even our sex lives, is to piss off or upset RWC and for no other reason whatsoever. All that talk about civil liberties and equal rights? Why, we hate blacks and gays just like RWC Americans but because we want to piss off those who’re actually work for a living, by gum, we pretend to believe that black and gay folk are actually human beings just like straight white folk.

Has to be. Otherwise, no conservative argument of the last 25 years (at least) makes any fucking sense whatsoever. And that can’t be right, can it?

That’s “hundreds of thousands”, if, say, 13 is “dozens”.

The Left’s Massive Sekrit Listserv List includes […] The Mythbusters Build Team,
So it includes contact details for Scottie?
I’m just inquiring for a friend.

$103,100 in 2008

What part of that isn’t Hundreds of Thousands to you?

Hundreds of Thousands = 200,000+, smart guy.

“Illuminated Miskatonic Star Chamber of Pooh-Pooh”

AKA a real fancy bathroom.

Wingnuts, are you sad because some liberal journalists have some sort of listserv that you can’t be a part of because you’d troll about and make total asses of yourselves? Aww. Poor you. I knew that after Obama got elected we’d see waves of stupid conspiracy theories that put Vince Foster to shame. The birth certificate bullshit was just the tip of the iceberg.

Also, I went to Cornell (Arts and Sciences). There is nothing at all wrong with the Ag School. If you are from New York State, it is cheaper to go there and you are still free to take A&S classes, albeit not as many as you would if you were in A&S.

Obama is a nefarious conspirator, whose manipulative tentacles,,,

Since his popularity is dropping so rapidly, surely he’s down to sixtacles or seventacles by now.

“**Prerequisite for upper-division Japanese courses is fourth-semester proficiency in Japanese. This will fulfill the Liberal Arts Requirement for Foreign Language, above.”

The part that’s less than plural, you inadequacy.

When the options are:

A) those devious liberal lefties are keepin’ us down with their ultra-secret listserv Matrix-O’-Evil

or

B) now that we’ve had repeated chances to employ our ideology via the GOP & have left a trail of Epic Fail in our wake every time we got them into power, everyone who doesn’t classify paint-chips as a food-group is catching on that said ideology sucks serious donkey-cock

… it’s obvious where the truthiness-lovers like Braindead-State are going to go.
“I deny your paltry fact-based reality, & substitute my own! Baboodley boo-yah!”

Limbaugh is defending AIG’s bonuses

LOL FOOTBULLET

Until people like Gary Ruppert prove that they’re not part of the Neo Nazi Party, it’s reasonable to believe that he is part of the party.

Fixed your post, Gary.

The Left’s Massive Sekrit Listserv List includes […] The Mythbusters Build Team,
So it includes contact details for Scottie?

Yes, but I have to warn you, she’s not into you.

We’ve talked about it.

Also, I approve of agriculture because I like eating.

Aha! Outed as an Objectivist!

Obama should also return the hundreds of thousands he received from AIG before calling on anybody else to give up money from AIG

Si tu non veneris ad me, ego veniam ad te.

All. One. Guy.

They’re justified, and they’re ancient.

They’re left-justified. ON THE LIST.

…the purpose of all of which is to lure right-thinking citizens into a psychedelic realm of super-trippy weirdness controlled by spaced-out hippie nihilists.

And here I thought I was the only person left alive who’s seen Otto Preminger’s Skidoo.

LOL FOOTBULLET

We have a winnah.

i do not want to go to there.

I don’t want that Chamber Starry
Illuminations do not move me
Even though I’ve seen the movie
I won’t go to Miskatonic
I don’t smoke the hydroponic
I don’t want that Chamber Starry…

Hey Gary?

How does conservative cock taste?

Enquiring minds want to know…

Aha! Outed as an Objectivist!

Noooooo!

Aha! Outed as an Objectivist!

Noooooo!

I’m guessing you objectived to the outtivist, Tig?

Pooh-Pooh’glui mwah-hah-hah’nafh C’thulhu Jeremiah Wright’nagl fhtagn!

How does conservative cock taste?

Like the American people’s sore, tired ass.

Gah, San Diego State University has nothing to do with GR’s innumeracy. The V key regrets the error.

The V key regrets the error.

The V key opens the C belt.

Anyone who mistakes Ezra Klein for someone to be taken seriously needs to read a few of these.
It’s like saying the left has a new crack commando squad headed up by Elmo.

Obama is a nefarious conspirator, whose manipulative tentacles have sinisterly infiltrated all aspects of public life in America, up to the highest levels of office.

Tentacle porn is an Islamo-Maoist plot.

As usual, Gary lies about the amount Obama took in.

Hey, Gary? Will McCain return his campaign contributions first? You know, 9,000 earmarks and all that rot?

B-b-but Limbaugh is defending AIG’s bonuses! those poor boys are being picked on by Obama!

I’m so confused! who to believe, who to believe?

I also found this interesting. How much conflicting stimuli can the dittohead “mind” process? Their Republican congressmen are (quite rightly) making political hay out of the bonuses, but their Lord and Master (who, after all, is nothing but a corporate whore) is defending same.

Gosh, you mean there’s going to be even more fracturing amongst the booboisie? How many disparate, pea-brained factions can the Republican tent hold? I for one cannot wait to find out.

never ignore a pooh-pooh

Somebody forgot to tell me about the recent Blackadder documentary.

Now that House kinda sucks, somebody really needs to get Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie back together. Throw in Rowan Atkinson too.

Tentacle porn is an Islamo-Maoist plot.

But testicle porn is Republican.

I’d hate to see the Stalinist hellmouth

Enter at your own risk, Eric Erickson. Or maybe this is it.

erickson_pork_rinds.jpg
I see what you do there.

Obama is a nefarious conspirator, whose manipulative tentacles have sinisterly infiltrated all aspects of public life in America, up to the highest levels of office. The machinery was set into motion decades ago, in anticipation of his rise to power.

but he is too naive and incompetent to be president and he uses a teleprompter!

No, no. His mother was the ingenious conspirator. She plotted to have a baby on foreign soil (was it Kenya? Indonesia? I forget) and then forge a birth certificate to make it look like he was natural born so that she could pull a trick on the American people by getting a furriner elected president some day. True, she didn’t live to see it, but she obviously knew it would happen–why would she have gone to all that trouble otherwise?

Obama is simply a dupe of her brilliant, nefarious plot hatched back in 1960.

It’s like saying the left has a new crack commando squad headed up by Elmo.

HAAAAAAA!

I’d hate to see the Stalinist hellmouth
Go with the classics.

We mock them for it, but this tactic by the right is very effective. They accuse us of doing the very things they actually do, and we don’t. Then when their version of the same comes to light, the waters are sufficiently muddy that, say, a gaggle of billionaires including a cult leader who thinks he is god funding the right wing noise machine is equivalent to a solitary wealthy person providing some funds to Moveon several years ago.

We mock them for it, but this tactic by the right is very effective. They accuse us of doing the very things they actually do, and we don’t. Then when their version of the same comes to light, the waters are sufficiently muddy

I believe the tactic is called inoculation.

Here’s some more really important bullshit (h/t Pandagon):

Mr President, would you share your thoughts on two subjects.

thank you.
http://forums.wnd.com/index.php?pageId=300&pageNo=1

There’s currenytly 824 equally pertinent questions there, for them that’s interested.

CA,

That there is some serious denial.

everyone who doesn’t classify paint-chips as a food-group

Thank you, sir, thank you.

This listserv thing pisses of conservatives because everyone knows that truly free and open political communication involves top-down messaging of 140 letters or less. Rumor has it the leftists were actually writing whole paragraphs, maybe even more! What could possibly require that much blah blah blah. It’s easy: “more socialism from obama! debtors prison law vetoed” See! That’s all you need to know.

It’s not all bad, though. Given the right’s new love of public communication, we’ll be seeing lightly moderated comment sections over at Instacracker’s place. That’ll be fun.

What are you talking about? He never denied anything, which of course would have been absolute proof that it was true.

“Ag school grads”? And theses people accuse liberals of being elitist?

All I know is that in MY land-grant university they know to separate the journos from the goats.

Oh wait, wrong thread.

Dammit. That twas me.

Can I just say that the phrase “Badoodle-boo-yeah!” is cracking me up right now? It sounds like something from a Patton Oswalt rant.

AIG gave Barack Obama hundreds of thousands

Wrong again.

And so what? How much did Obama raise in totalcontributions? Like over half a billion dollars? So for a piddling 100 large, he’s going to sell the country out to AIG investment bankers? I had no idea presidential candidates came so cheap.

Burning, burning stupid…

Pooh-pooh.

the fact that liberal journalists deny that they are on such a listserv is proof that the listserv exists and that they are on it.

Reminds me of The Awful Disclosures of Maria Monk. She claimed that there was a secret tunnel connecting the seminary with the nunnery so that those awful Catlicks could engage in wild orgies without anyone noticing. A Protestant delegation was allowed to inspect the buildings in investigating her claims. When they found no tunnels, they concluded that rather than them not existing, they must be very cleverly concealed.

MzNicky is Shirley Bassey?

Huh.

Hey, does anyone know where I can go to get my Soros check cashed?

Planned Parenthood.

Good grief, before you know it those liberals will be exchanging secret memes secretly and making conspiratorial plans by writing them on paper that is delivered with federal guarantees of privacy!!! Then they could easily be burned or shredded, and there wouldn’t be any copies out in cyberland to be recovered. I wouldn’t put it past them to go to rooms, like in bars, or restaurants or even a private home where they would talk and nobody but them will know what they said.

I, for one, demand that libs reveal the names of everybody they write to and meet for beers with.